HEATHER AND IAN TO JUSTIN Spartacus blood legs and sand Sloths murdered? For leg victory?

? Fucks the legs? To Victory? Thinks to himself, why? Goes on a seven year, seven month quest They have intro music, similar to Gilligans Island tells the story Lead Character is awesomepants? Spartacus dies the first 2 episodes gets resurrected 3 eps later, from the sword of philanthropy Underlining message speech should be empowered HEATHER AND JUSTIN TO IAN Theyre married M. and Mme. Leopardar Musical on PBS? Surpassing Disney Cartoon? Jossery and the Amazing Wooly Mammoth WM was frozen in time, finds himself in the year 3000 Meets Jossery? Jossery Joffery Piano Pianos dont exist in the year 3000? Replaced by Super Pianos which are blue Jossery plays the super piano Their daughter will be playing the WM Jake will play Jossery Jossery can ride the WM Song about it? Jossery enters cave finds show business BRIAN AND IAN TO ALEX Drinking monster to get the paint out of him Home Improvement Show Paint Off Cars Greg Highdecker, an automechanic, CEO of Paintbodies, Inc. Got blacklisted, but got a black guy We dont like Samuel L. Jackson Samuel L.s son (Denzels son?) Sucked Greg Highdeckers dick to get cast Been in Bicycle, and designed costumes, nommed for two Oscars, best leading actor and costumes NOT RELATED to Maria Highdecker Sponsored by Redster, or Rodster

BRIAN AND JUSTIN TO HEATHER Richard Dick Brown and Brawn Dick to pitch a comedy distantly related? Not related? A show funny and hilarious For Lifetime House of Strippers who have a madame whos a beautiful red head Brothel turned strip club and brothel and day care? Make the average housewife feel sexy and also a good mother? Upper class men are needy? They need sex? Who needs sex? Out of the madames home? Night care? Strippers? Slippery Floors? Slippery looking? Laminated? Andrew Laino is our lamination guy? He does strip clubs and bowling alleys? Hes a new union? Producearoso HEATHER AND ALEX TO BRIAN Wallace VanCorinthian They brought a stripper for the assistant? By stripper they mean something else? Angela Lansbury as Maggie Thatcher Christina Applegate and Sean Penn as Lady Gaga and Charlize Theron Lady Lala, huge in South Africa, hates gays, loves blood diamonds will star? Antique shop where all the antiques are made of diamonds Lady Lala is partially blind and deaf, thinks the diamonds are rhinestones Inspired by the Miracle Worker Becomes violent? Shes a great member of the community, donates to the thieving guild and the local YMCA, takes place in 1837 Marzipan McBucklestein IV of Switzerland, enjoys watches, cheese and fine dining she rules the land at this time Cheetah Print, animal print in general Switzerland invaded Africa with melted cheese But cheese! Tagline Comic Actor Bubblebutt Montclair to be the comic relief. Sacha Baron Cohen too gay Martin Short to be comic relief, character is Short Martint Midget Martint Midget Marian Hasselhoff VonDurenTrapp Its a movie they will take it to ABC

HEATHER AND BRIAN TO IAN Second season of their hit comedy The pauper and the Stomper on bravo Stephen Keebler and Doug Atkins Stephen is the pauper? Popper? Doug is the stomper Ended on the boat season one in the desert? Found noahs ark? Top two characters just get into wacky situations Woke up in bed together with Joan of Arc William Shatner is Joan of Arcs ex lover S2 picks up right where S1 left off, they woke up in bed with Joan, William Shatner kicks through the door Joan of Arc looks at the two boys in bed with her and shrugs and goes you guys Theres a black character Nick Pontrelli Pantrelli beats women? Is in jail? Pontrelli kicked through the door? After William Brian knows Gov Christie so we can get Pantrelli? PANI thought we had a pact?! DOUGWhat Pact?! PANA pregnancy pact!! FLASHBACK TO SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL Theyre working on a musical for the school with ZEfron No ZEfron, Lea Michele? Gets her period during a basketball game