A Super Day By Nick Bianconi

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FADE IN: INT. HOUSE - DAY A mother, NANCY, sits down on the couch in their living room, reading the newspaper. Its a nice sunny day outside. NANCY Doesnt anyone in this world know how to spell anymore? Its called The Avengers not The Revengers. Nancy puts down the newspaper. NANCY (CONTD) People are morons... There is a knock at the door; BILL enters. BILL Hey everyone! He accidentally takes out the door knob and stares at it in his hands. BILL (CONTD) Oh...well thats not good. NANCY Nice going, Armstrong. He attempts to put it back together but cant manage it. Bill decides to just put it down. BILL Eh - Ill have to fix that later. He walks over to Nancy. NANCY So, how was your day? BILL Well... it was pretty interesting actually. Went to the movies afterwords. Went to see that movie everyones been talking about. The uh... Revengers. NANCY The Avengers. Bill starts to walk behind the couch. (CONTINUED)

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BILL Ah, yeah...that. Anyways it was pretty good popcorn movie. Lots of action, shitty story, that was my favorite part. And you know what the biggest spoiler is? NANCY No. What? Bill slams his hands on the top of the couch. BILL Huuuulk...SMASHES! NANCY Wow..thats really...something. There are rapid knocks at the door. KIMBERLY and DON come in through the front door. Kimberly is holding onto her backpack and Don is holding onto his backpack and a notebook. KIMBERLY Hey mom, hi dad. NANCY Arent you kids home quite early from school today? Bill starts to sit on the couch next to Nancy. DON Naaa - skipped class today. Nancy uses her lightning speed to quickly run over to Don and bitch slap him and back to her seat. Don is stuck in place with his head sideways. Everything goes back to normal. NANCY Thats for skipping class. You know better. KIMBERLY Hey, why didnt you hit me? NANCY Girl power. Boys can take it. Kimberly and Don walk over to Nancy and Bill.

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DON We didnt mean to skip school. Its just that there was a good movie out that we wanted to see. You know, that one everyones been talking about. Kimberly sits down on the couch next to Nancy. Don starts to walk behind the couch. KIMBERLY Yeah, The Revengers. DON Its called The Avengers. Hey guys guys wanna know something about the movie? NANCY What? Don slams his hands on the back of the couch. DON Hulk smashes! BILL Hey, havent I heard that spoiler from somewhere... Kimberly stretches her arms out to reach both Bill and Nancy KIMBERLY What I want to know is: "hows life?" BILL/NANCY Mehhhh! DON Ah come on, guys. You all are down in the dumps. Cheer up. I mean come on - were super heroes! Mom has her super speed. Dad has the power to break down door knobs with his strength. BILL Oh yeahhh... Huh - hey! NANCY (TO DON) Awwww! You noticed!

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Nancy gets up and hugs Don around the throat, choking him. She lets go and steps back. DON As I was saying - everyone here has super powers. Even my sister has the power to heal and resurrect the dead. And now - I finally found out about my super power. He shows off his notebook. DON (CONTD) This! Don hands Nancy the notebook. She laughs. NANCY This is your super power?! She throws the notebook away. DON Hey you damn woman! Pick up that notebook right now! NANCY Fine, fine! She walks over and picks up the notebook and hands it to him. NANCY (CONTD) Here you are.... Smart ass... I just dont see how this can be a super power? I mean, what do you even do with it? DON Ah, its simple. Just watch this. Don opens up his journal and gets a pen to write with. DON (CONTD) I call it the Doomsday Journal. You just write someones name in here, and after that, they die. He starts writing a Bills name down in the notebook. DON (CONTD) Like...this!

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Everyone but Bill looks around. Hes on the floor while no one notices. NANCY Funny... I dont see anything happening. Nancy turns around and looks at Bill dead on the ground. NANCY (CONTD) Oh my... Well done there, kido! Nancy and Don do a high five. NANCY (CONTD) Kimberly, dear, could you resurrect your dear pathetic father, please. KIMBERLY Sure thing. Kimberly kneels down on the ground next to his dead father and slaps him across the face. Bill wakes up. BILL What?! Where?! Where am I?! NANCY Welcome back, honey. BILL What happened? NANCY Well your son killed you with his new found super power and your daughter bitch slapped you back to life. Bill gets up and stars glaring at Don. BILL New super power eh? Well I got a super power for you...bud! Bill goes to pick up Don and throws him. BILL (CONTD) Huuuuuulk - Smashes! Don gets thrown over a chair. He shows his head above the chair, dizzy. FADE OUT: