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If we're ent|re|y honest,
we have toadm|t that the
g|or|ous|y-proport|oned
arbad|ansongstress'
tunes dr|ve us ha|f |nsaneI
She cancarry ona b|t, th|s
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upsett|ngandted|ous |ove
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press have ever con[ured.
The |rr|tat|onhowever, |s
ohset by the way she moves
that mesmer|s|ngtush.
She's a|soa naughty g|r|
and|ordknows, we ||ke
a naughty g|r|.
5Xl5T MOMNT Co
Coog|e the poster for her
D|amonds wor|dtour.
Known as much these days
for her g|orious|y insensitive
socia| media me|tdowns as
her mindbending|y vivacious
sexiness! Nonh|e doesn't mind
te||ing the wor|d howrich she
is, nor is she scared to te|| any
haters where to get on. 1o us,
that just adds to her appea|.
We |ike a fiery woman.
5Xl5T MOMNT In
May 200we got Nonh|e
into a peachco|oured,
onepiece cozzie. We
made magic that day!
She doesn't say the smartest
th|ngs, has terr|b|e taste |nmen,
andher booty |s a ||tt|e onthe |arge
s|de, but |t's hardtodeny what an
utter sex bombK|mKardash|an|sI
ver s|nce her andher krazy s|sters
enteredour ||v|ngrooms, th|s
Armen|an-Amer|canhott|e has
beenanFHMfavour|teI
5Xl5T MOMNT See|ngher
nakedfor the f|rst t|me |nher
much-v|ewedsex tape.
Whi|e there can be no doubt
that Hayden is one of the
p|anet's finest fema|e
specimens, actua||y
comp|imenting her on her
sp|endour is tricky. 1he
issue here is that her on
again/on again
boyfriend is
W|adimir
K|itschko, and
they're current|y
on. Sunice it to
say, we're terrified that
he'|| punch our heads
c|ean on our bodies. So
we'|| just stick to saying
she's very, very pretty.
5Xl5T MOMNT
She a|ways seems to be
on the beach wearing
a bikini, which is
exce||ent, because
she rocks it.
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You'd be forgiven for missing Kristen in r rs, but it is
inexcusab|e if you did not notice her as the e|ectrifying b|onde
in Heroes. 8ut then, and this is where we rea||y stood up and took
notice, she stripped and shook the most beautifu| behind this
side of 8aby|on in the acc|aimed series House of Lies.
5Xl5T MOMNT House of Lies season one, episode four.
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We knowwe goona |ot
about the womenwhograce
th|s here magaz|ne, but we
cou|dwax |yr|ca| about Ana
for days. She represents
everyth|ngwe |ove about
raz|||anbabes. chestnut
sk|n, perfect curves andthat
fe|sty Lat|na persona||ty.
She spends a |arge amount of
t|me |nSAeachyear, sokeep
aneye out for her onthose
sandy beaches. If yousee
her, te|| her we m|ss her.
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Whenshe to|dus about
g|r|s wear|ngC-str|ngs on
raz|||anbeaches a|| day,
our reso|ve toattendthe
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The Co|denC|obe
award-nom|natedng||sh
rose has a rather spec|a|
b|endof hotness factors.
she's c|ass|ca||y beaut|fu|,
huge|y ta|ented, damn
funny, andshe's got that
posh, preppy r|t|shv|be
that makes us be||eve a||
she rea||y wants |s tobe
spankedI
5Xl5T MOMNT As
the b|tchy, red-ha|red
ass|stant |n7he Dev/l
Wears Prada.
C|ear|y we're not a|one
|nour adm|rat|onof the
go|den-|ockedcountry
queenI Coo| cats the ||kes
of JohnMayer, Jake
Cy||enhaa| andpo||t|ca|
he|r, Conor Kennedy, have
a|| beenromant|ca||y ||nked
toher. Happ||y though, she
doesn't keepher su|tors
aroundfor too|ong, and|f
the spoof of her mass|ve h|t
|s anyth|ngtogoby, she can
never, ever, ever keepher
|egs together.
5Xl5T MOMNT
Dump|ngthat boy fromCne
D|rect|on, Harry Sty|es.
Our who|e |ife is a |ie! We on|y recent|y discovered that our
favourite redhead is actua||y b|onde. 8ut after seeing her in a||
her natura| g|ory as Mary Jane in J Amazing Spiderman. we
decided to instant|y forgive her. 1he homeschoo|ed temptress
describes herse|f as a |oud, ba||sy, hammy nutter. She did after
a|| manage to persuade her "norma|" parents to |et her
move to Los Ange|es when she was 5 through the use of
a PowerPoint presentation. We|| p|ayed, Miss Stone.
5Xl5T MOMNT Restoring our faith in mankind by making
us be|ieve that a guy |ike Jonah Hi|| cou|d get a gir| |ike Lmma.
1he we||known train wreck is
permanent|y in and out of the
tab|oids, getting thrown in the back
of the paddywagon a phenomena|
nine times in 0months. Whi|e
most fans |ament Lindsay's lreaky
lriday days, we rea||y do enjoy the
fiery bisexua| freck|ed fiasco that
she's become! We're confident
she'|| pu|| a Char|ie Sheen and get
back to her winning ways short|y.
5Xl5T MOMNT You1ube
a short art fi|mby Richard Phi||ips
ca||ed Lindsay Lohan. Don't |et the
art bit put you on. 1here's water,
f|esh and a |ot of pouting.
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Nikki might be fresh on the
mode||ing scene, but that
doesn't mean that great things
aren't coming her way. She's
the u|trahot gir|nextdoor
you hope to catch a g|impse of
through the bedroomwindow.
5Xl5T MOMNT 1he
Facebook pic of her ho|ding
a massive sword. No, the one
of her ho|ding a hunting rif|e.
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W|thhe t|y fae adp|erc|ngeyes, Nam|b|an-born
ehat| |s southernAfr|ca's very ownTw|ggyI The 24-year-o|d
V|ctor|a's Secret Ange| has gracedthe covers of |con|c
pub||cat|ons ||ke lle, Muse andvogue, andyoum|ght
have seenher |na cameoro|e onHawa// F/ve-0.
5Xl5T MOMNT Sashay|ngdownthe V|ctor|a's Secret
runway wear|ngt|ny und|es anda pa|r of w|ngs, obv|ous|y.
1hey say that dynamite comes
in sma|| packages. Piping hot
Ade|ine |itera||y b|ewus and
the roof away when she
became an ldo/s South Africa
fina|ist. We'd a|ways known
this firecracker was the rea|
dea|, having discovered her
three years before ldo/s did!
Short|y afterwards, she graced
this exc|usive cover for the
first time. We remember it
we||. It's not every day you get
to see your coworkers cry.
5Xl5T MOMNT Watching
the rest of the |and discover
lHM's favourite |oca| gir|.
Right around the time she
appeared on this |ist |ast year,
the news broke that naughty
Ms Stewart had been foo|ing
around behind 8rit brat
Robert Pattinson's back with
married SnowWhite and the
Huntsman director, Rupert
Sanders. We knewthere was a
bad gir| Cbecoming a vampire
doesn't count) |urking
beneath that porce|ain skin.
5Xl5T MOMNT Cheating
on RPatt with an o|der, coo|er,
more ta|ented man.
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As fe|sty C|or|a Pr|tchett |n

pr|met|me comedy Modern
Fam/ly, Sof|a regu|ar|y turns
her husband's daughter's
husband|ntoa p||e of
stutter|nggoo. If we had
a step-mom-|n-|aw||ke that,
we'da|soget pretty c|ose to
the that's-[ust-not-r|ght ||ne.
5Xl5T MOMNT She's
p|ay|ngbadass Madame
Desdemona |nRobert
Rodr|guez's upcom|ng
Machete K/lls.
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Whenaskedwhat he wou|d
be |f he wasn't a footba||er,
Peter Crouchfamous|y
rep||ed. "a v|rg|n." Abbey |s
h|s w|fe. Most of us have got
two|eft feet, but he||'s teeth
Pete, we'|| be at tra|n|ngon
Monday n|ght.
5Xl5T MOMNT She was
sohot |n8r/ta/n's Next 7o
Mode| that we tr|ppedI

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1he renowned party gir| has
been invo|ved in a|| kinds of
things we at lHM|ove. from
being an LFC ring gir| to a
Wor|d Superbike podiumgir|
to a Sun City Mi||ion Do||ar
Poker presenter. Her body
deserves a specia| mention.
5Xl5T MOMNT When
she won Miss Wor|d 8ikini SA
back in 2009, hot damn!
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She might have shot to |oca|
fame in |ast year's hit SA
movie, Materia/, but we knew
fromthe very moment we met
the |ove|y Carishma, that she
was set for super stardom.
A hot |itt|e bund|e of energy,
this KZNnative is a ta|ented
actress, dancer and mode|,
and even had a stint as
a newspaper and 1V journa|ist
as an exchange student.
8eauty and brains, then.
5Xl5T MOMNT Her bum
in a pair of hot pants. Sheesh.
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Ch||dmode| r|ttany dec|dedat
the age of !8that she wantedto
become a k|ndergartenteacher
andsett|e down|nher t|ny
hometownof e||evue, Ch|o.
Then|na spectacu|ar turn-
around, r|t tradedthe b|b|e be|t
for the c|ty of ange|s, tak|ngL.A.
comp|ete|y by stormw|thher
be|t|ngbodands|zz||ng|ooks.
It's a goodth|ngtoothe
popu|at|onof e||evue wou|d
have doub|edovern|ght [ust so
the mencou|dhave hadan
excuse todropthe|r k|ds ohat
p|ayschoo| |nthe morn|ng.
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of mak|ngcorn. Coodg|r|.
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There are fewth|ngs hotter
toa geek thana g|r| whose
favour|te hobb|es are p|ay|ng
TVgames andread|ngcom|c
books. C||v|a Munn|s one of
those g|r|s. Fortunate|y the
nerdy actress |s probab|y an
evenb|gger geek thanyou
are Ccheck out her f|rst nove|,
Suck lt, Wonder WomanJ.
For those outdoorsy types,
she a|sohappens tobe an
|ncred|b|e surfer. Wh||e
we'dprefer p|ay|ngw|thher
|na wet b|k|n|, we cou|d
def|n|te|y gofor a game of
W// Wrestl/ngonthe couch.
5EXIE5TM0MENTMany
fantas|es took f||ght when
she dressedupas a Japanese
schoo|g|r| for C4's techser|es
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IPL o||ywoodcontestant
whenshe was spotted|nthe
crowddur|nga Deccan
Chargers game |n2009, and
she's never |ookedbackI
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Coog|e the ||ve shoot FHM
d|dw|thher back |n20!0.
We dare younot towear
out the refreshbutton.
We||, we||, we||, what can we say about Camiera "Wow!" comes
to mind. 1hat buttery, sunsoaked skin Cit's tattooed, too) makes
us even hotter under the co||ar! 1he Durbanite now|ives in Jozi
and c|aims to |ove the fastpaced |ifesty|e. Hard|y surprising -
Durbs just isn't edgy enough for this ga|!
5Xl5T MOMNT A |itt|eknown fact about Camiera is that
she's a ta|ented onroad motorbike rider -we can't he|p but
imagine her stradd|ing a Kawasaki.
Ha|||ngfromPretor|a,
Jeanette |s mag|ca||y both
ser|ous mode| anddown-to-
earthboereme|s|eI Th|nk.
Jaenette aroundthe braa| |n
a pa|r of sk|n-t|ght [eans and
a t|ara, dr|nk|nga k||pp|es
andCoke. Th|s former M|ss
Cautenghas the dr|ve and
att|tude toget her name |n
||ghts, andwe're m|ghty
p|easedtohave her back
onthese pages aga|n.
5Xl5T MOMNT That
braa| fantasy. We'|| ho|d
ontothat, thank you.
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1here's nothing hotter than
a good gir| gone bad which is
why we wi|| forever be gratefu|
to Wa|t Disney for babes |ike
Mi|ey Cyrus. We didn't rate her
in Hannah Montana, and we're
sti|| not fans of her acting or
music, but it's impossib|e to
dis|ike her |itt|e body, ange|
face, tattooed boobies and
those naughty se|fies!
5Xl5T MOMNT Her
artistic Annie Leibovitz shoot.
1he shots of her without her
dad. In a white sheet.
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Anybody who's fami|iar with
the |oca| music scene wi||
knowa|| about this |ove|y |ass.
After re|easing four a|bums to
varying degrees of success,
her fifth a|bum, Jhe Past.
Jhe Present. Jhe luture is an
comp|ete knockout. Having
just won the 8est Fema|e Artist
award at the SAMAs, Ke||y is as
ta|ented as she is vivacious.
5Xl5T MOMNT Letting
fans get a|| c|ose and persona|
in her rea|ity showRo//ing
With Ke//y Khuma/o on e1V.
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She's a pro on a|| things dirty,
and every month she's tasked
with answering your most
urgent sex questions! lHM's
very own sex co|umnist is a|so
a g|amour mode| and, we fee|,
the perfect ambassador for
sex. She's got boobs of g|ory,
a very spankab|e ass, and
a fiery mane of red hair we'd
|ike to have her tick|e us with.
5Xl5T MOMNT 8eing
naked on a bike in our studio.
And her Instagramaccount.
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B IOO GIG 2OI2 tHn.cc.za
Havin first noticed how
smokin|y hot Jen was in
Jhe Hunger Games. we fe||
comp|ete|y and utter|y in |ove
with her in Si/ver Linings
P/aybook So did the rest of the
wor|d, it seems. As if becomin
a supermea star overniht
isn't enouh, she has the
cheek to have one of the most
downtoearth persona|ities
Ho||ywood's ever seen.
5Xl5T MOMNT Her with
a bowand arrow, her as a b|ue
shape shifter, her as a sex
addict, her acceptin an Oscar,
we ust don't know!
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Sk|nny posh r|t|sh babes are not everyone's taste, but |f you
have ever fantas|sed about be|ng spanked by a governess,
you w||| understand the appea| of Ms Kn|ght|ey. She makes
mov|es ||ke Pr/de and Prejud/ce and Anna Karen/na ent|re|y
watchab|e. Happ||y, she's prepared to get her |tty b|tt|es
out on screen Cbecause she says her boob|es are so sma||J,
as w|tnessed |n dge oI Love and ADangerous Method.
5Xl5T MOMNT Check out her poster for K/ng Arthur,
where they d|g|ta||y enhanced her assets |n a k|nky, bondage
k|nd of way.
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We |ove f|nd|ng h|dden
gems, and when Char|otte
debuted |n the 20!2 FHM
ca|endar, we had an |nk||ng
we were onto someth|ng
spec|a|. Man, were we
r|ghtI Short|y after, she
rocketed onto th|s ||st, and
not surpr|s|ng|y she's st|||
here. You see, we men don't
||ke to get over a good th|ng,
and th|s |oca| sweetheart,
we||, she's one of the best.
5Xl5T MOMNT Hav|ng
her |ove||ness p|astered
across our oh|ce wa||s for
an ent|re month |ast year.
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If 1ay|a's face cou|d |aunch
a thousand ships, her breasts
cou|d sink them. 1his modern
day incarnation of He|en of
1roy tota||y b|ewus away with
her beauty and |oca| charm.
She's one of SA's bestkept
secrets, but somehow we
fee| it won't be |on unti| she
brins the rest of the wor|d to
a standsti|| too.
5Xl5T MOMNT It
happened in our imaination
and it invo|ved a nurse's outfit.
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Whi|e she may not have
initia||y arnered as much
attention as fe||owHigh
Schoo/ Musica| star, Vanessa
Hudens, Miss 1isda|e is
winnin popu|arity contests
with men the wor|d over.
Perhaps it's ot somethin
to do with the fact that she's
started to embrace the side
boob. 8ravo Ash, we're bi
fans of the side boob.
5Xl5T MOMNT She has
a rather raunchy |esbian scene
in Scary Movie 5. Co straiht to
You1ube -it rea||y is scary
howbad the rest of it is.
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est known as a V|ctor|a's Secret
andurberry mode|, th|s |eggy and
|usc|ous-||ppedr|t|shbeauty |s
the stuhthat rega| fantas|es are
made ofI She's gracedcount|ess
magaz|ne covers, andmost
notab|y, our brothers |nthe
UKvotedher the FHMSex|est
Woman|nthe Wor|d|n20!!.
5EXIE5TM0MENTTwohours
of her |ong|egs andbeaut|fu| face
|n7ransIormers Dark oI the Moon.
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At FHMwe hae a ser|ous
m|strust of rea||ty shows.
Due tothe|r |nexp||cab|e
catn|p-||ke ehect upon
the fa|rer sex, we've had
our sports-v|ew|ngparade
p|sseduponby themone too
many t|mes. ut every c|oud
has a s||ver ||n|ngand|n7he
Only Way ls ssex, that ||n|ng
wou|dbe the |usc|ous Lucy
Meck|enburgh.
EE0ENTWe
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of memorab|e momentsI
Andthat accent's cute, |nn|t?
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We have th|s theory about a|| th|ngs raz|||an. g|r|s, waxes,

andfootba|| they're [ust better. Ar|e||e Re|tsma |s no
except|on. W|thcurves that cou|ddera|| a tra|n, th|s buxom
be|ter |s popp|ngupeverywhere. Whether ent|c|ngarney
St|nson|nHowl Met Your Mother or rock|ngout |nF|oR|der
andDav|dCuetta mus|c v|deos, you're sure tohave not|ced
the up-and-com|ngbabe. We certa|n|y d|d.
5Xl5T MOMNT We got th|rty seconds |ntoF|oR|der's
Hey 1asm/n mus|c v|deobefore rea||s|ngthe soundwasn't
evenon. Youcansk|pthe mus|c comp|ete|y, |nfact.

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1his Victoria's Secret mode|
may be the c|osest thing to an
actua| ange| that most of us
here at lHMwi|| ever get to
see. Lrin is so scanda|ous|y
hot, she cou|d burn water.
1he American beauty was
discovered whi|e vacationing
on South 8each, Miami, and is
one of five Victoria's Secret
mode|s to have dated Leo
DiCaprio. We've heard that he
picks up a cata|ogue, makes
a phone ca|| and bam,
gir|friend. We're definite|y
in the wrong profession.
5Xl5T MOMNT Lvery
|itt|e thing she does.

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Goss/G/rl's badg|r| hera|ds
froma dub|ous past. born
wh||e her mother was |n[a||
Cher aunt was a|sothe f|rst
womantocrack the FI's
most-wanted||stJ th|s
rags-to-r|ches v|xen|s
one he||uva hot handfu|.
5Xl5T MOMNT When
she sa|d. "I th|nk guys who
are rebe|s are appea||ng.
I don't want totame anyone.
I want themtobe bad."
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One of man's cardina|
fantasies is a naked woman
wearing nothing but your
favourite sport team's jersey.
1hat's why when young
Chante entered our on|ine
cheer|eaders competition
Ccheck it out at fhm.co.za),
we near|y died of happiness.
Comp|ete|y newto the
mode||ing wor|d, your
cheer|eader of choice b|ew
into the lHM00Sexiest
Women in the Wor|d faster
than 8ryan Habana down
a touch|ine.
5Xl5T MOMNT Civing us
fu||time og|ing by going into
parttime mode||ing.
We ran out of super|atives
for this 8razi|ian supermode|
|ong ago, so we'|| just hit you
with the facts she's earned
over 250mi||ion basica||y
just for being born. Her face
has graced over 7 000
magazine covers. She has
a twin sister -not identica|,
otherwise the p|anet wou|d
have exp|oded. And she on|y
revea|s her bumto "specia|
peop|e." We can be those
peop|e Cise|e, we rea||y can.
5Xl5T MOMNT It's
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as a Victoria's Secret Ange|.

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We're not sure wat |t |s
about |ake that has us so
||ve|y. The d|mp|es, that ||tt|e
freck|e, her perfect breasts?
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stoppedgoss|p|ngI
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open|ngsex scene of C||ver
Stone's Savages.
Any ||st of the wor|d's
hottest womenworth|ts
sa|t features th|s Ind|an
goddess, and|t's not
w|thout goodreasonthat
you've votedfor her aga|n
th|s year. Th|s mode|-
turned-actress |s c|a|m|ng
her p|ace onthe Ho||ywood
A-||st and|s set tostar
a|ongs|de Chr|st|ana|e
|nthe upcom|ngmov|e,
Kn/ght oI Cus. It's about
excess, someth|ngFr|eda
has |na|| the r|ght ways.
5Xl5T MOMNT We st|||
remember the moment we
sawher for the f|rst t|me |n
SlumdogM/ll/ona/re.
We d|scoveredth|s |oca|
bombshe|| whenshe app||ed
tobe our FHMC|r|fr|end|n
Cctober |ast year. Desp|te
runn|nga|ongs|de our 50
Hottest abes of A|| T|me
feature, she's hada phenomena|
ehect onyou, our readers. A
qu|ntessent|a| g|r|-next-door
who|oves beer, burgers and
p|ay|ngTVgames howcou|d
anyone forget a g|r| ||ke that?
5Xl5T MOMNT Dec|d|ngto
sendus those sexy snapsI
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br|ngs out the cub|nus, andMs Vera, wh||e hard|y a cougar,
has that ehectI The Venezue|a-bornmode| andactress |s
more than[ust a pretty face anda beaut|fu| body she's a|so
a savvy bus|nesswomanwhoowns her ownsw|mwear ||ne
Cwh|chshe ||kes toproud|y parade herse|f around|nJ.
5Xl5T MOMNT es|des be|ng|nthe 20!3 FHMCa|endar,
she a|sohada very sexy st|nt as one of the br|efcase babes
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Desp|te our best ehorts, we
don't knownear|y as muchabout
Mart|na Zemanova as we wou|d
||ke Cthere's def|n|te|y someth|ng
tobe sa|dfor e|us|venessJ. What
we doknow|s that th|s astern
uropeanbabe cou|dhave ended
the Co|dWar w|tha s|ng|e |ook. In
fact we'dbe w||||ngto|earnCzech
[ust tomeet her.
EIET0ENTShe d|d
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bastardco||eagues |nthe Czech
Repub||c. Coon||ne andf|nd
that |ssue of FHMnowI
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Atanes |s, wh|ch|s why she |s one of
the most |n-demandund|e mode|s
around. The ng||shbe|ter |s
current|y try|ngher handat act|ng,
wh|chmeans more screent|me for
us. If that's a f|op, the Kardash|ans
cou|da|ways adopt the |ooka||ke
as a younger ChotterJ s|ster. Heck,
we m|ght evenwatchthen.
EIET0ENTWhen
she confessedtous that she's
a mass|ve Arsena| fan. A|though
|t wou|dbe near-|mposs|b|e to
focus onthe game w|thher |n
noth|ngbut a footba|| [ersey.
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1his former Disney princess
proves that fairyta|es do
come true, we||, for us
at |east. We've never been
ab|e to make it through five
straight minutes of a High
Schoo/ Musica/ f|ick, but
her |atest onering, Spring
8reakers features a fu||y
b|ossomed Vanessa getting
up to a|| kinds of saucy
shenanigans. Picture an
incredib|y wet Vanessa
having sex, then throwin
Ash|ey 8enson. and a poo|.
5Xl5T MOMNT 1he
Spring 8reakers threesome
scene, definite|y.
1he lsidingo star is our very
own a||African beauty and it's
no surprise that our readers
just can't get enough of her.
1he bubb|y babe has made six
appearances on the lHM00
Sexiest Women in the Wor|d |ist.
When she's not captivating her
audience with her onscreen
sexiness, she's trave||ing the
continent as a nationa| hunger
and AIDS ambassador. 1hat,
gents, is a tru|y amazing,
beautifu| woman.
5Xl5T MOMNT 1he top|ess
lHMshoot she did back in 2008
wi|| forever be with us. Forever
ever. Amen.

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It's eas|er to|mag|ne Snook| mak|ngth|s ||st thana
McCreggor s|ster not mak|ng|tI They are after a|| st||| the
on|y s|sters ever tohave |ndependent|y wonthe FHM!00
Sex|est Woman|nthe Wor|dtopspotI We've beensovoca|
about th|s |ass, we reckoneven the Pope knows whoshe |s
by now. Congrats onmak|ng|t yet aga|nTrace, we |ove you.
5Xl5T MOMNT Dec|d|ngtofo||ow|nher b|gs|ster's
smok|ngfootsteps.
It's not on|y Tatum's s|x feet of g|eam|ng
gorgeousness that makes us a|| warmand
fuzzy |ns|de. Th|s Durbang|r| makes us
part|cu|ar|y happy because she's yet
another |oca| |ove|y tohave caught the
wor|d's attent|onI As M|ss SouthAfr|ca
2008, Tatumwent ontof|n|sh|nthe topten
of M|ss Un|verse 2009, was a runner-up|n
M|ss Wor|d2009and|nthe same year was
crownedM|ss Wor|dAfr|ca. Yep, we make
'empretty |nth|s part of the wor|d.
5Xl5T MOMNT very str|de she takes
w|ththose g|eam|ng, |ong|egs.
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If ths stunner caught ur
eye n Jwi/ight, she gt ur
cmp|ete and undvded
awdrppng, crtch
rcketng attentn n the
mve 8utter. Frget Crue/
lntentions, frget Wi/d Jhings,
nthng w|| ever agan cme
c|se t the sght f O|va
W|de ra||y sendng A|ce
Cu||en nt nrvana.
5Xl5T MOMNT Makng
O|va and us cmp|ete|y w|d!
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It's utter|y mpssb|e fr

ths 8raz|an gddess nt t
feature n an lHM00Sexest
Wmen n the Wr|d |st! Her
htness s tme|ess, and the
fact that she's been a Vctra's
Secret Ange| snce 2000s
testament t that. Her
beautfu| 8raz|an bty
and ucy put are amng the
many exce||ent reasns she's
ne f the wr|d's mst
successfu| supermde|s.
5Xl5T MOMNT Her
2008 Superbw| ad fr
Vctra's Secret, watched by
03, m||n happy vewers.
She ddn't have t say a wrd,
that's hwmpactfu| she s.
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The FHM!00Sex|est
Women|nthe Wor|d
w|nner |n20!! |s a smok|ng
hot mode|, owns her own
mode||ngagency, has won
a rea||ty TVshow, |s an
actress anda tra|ned
ch|ropractorI Just |mag|ne
a stay-|ndate w|thher.
Start by go|ngfor a very
expens|ve d|nner wh|ch
she pays for, h|t a str|pbar
where she canshowsome
of her act|ngsk|||s by
pretend|ngtobe a po|e
dancer, headhome andask
her tomode| some of her
new||nger|e for you.sk|p
forwardabout !5 m|nutes
andyou're |y|ngonyour
tummy wh||e she re-a||gns
your sp|neI
5Xl5T MOMNT Her
sexy shoots for th|s f|ne
magaz|ne. If youm|ssed
them, catchthemon
fhm.co.za.
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Meet Car|eenLaronnI
Th|s ||tt|e hott|e |s tear|ng
upcatwa|ks w|thher cute
frame anddropdead
gorgeous faceI The Long
Is|andNewYork nat|ve |s
one of ||te Mode|
Management's up-and-
com|ngstars we |ove her
because she's ||ke
a youngAdr|ana L|ma and
our h|ghschoo| sweetheart
a|| ro||ed|ntoone woman.
5Xl5T MOMNT Her
Ju|y shot for the 20!3
FHMCa|endar. Hot.
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Whenyouf|nda womanwhocanmatch
youdr|nk for dr|nk, hates Just|n|eber,
has the face of a fa||enange| andbreasts
that |ook ||ke |na sh|rt, we||, that's
a dreamcome true, |sn't |t? Cents,
we|come dreamg|r|, ethHumphreys,
tothe FHM!00Sex|est Women|nWor|d
||stI She'|| be backI
EIET0ENTPopp|ngthat
grape |ntoher |usc|ous mouth.
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If you've never watched
J0Rock we'dte|| youto
stopwhat youare do|ng
|mmed|ate|y andgoout and
get the ent|re ser|es Conce
you're f|n|shedread|ngth|s,
obv|ous|yJ. There are
sevenwho|e seasons of th|s
bew|tch|ngbeauty p|ay|ng
the wor|d's perfect secretary.
It's ||ke P|cassobrought your
|mag|nat|onto||fe andturned
|t |ntoa TVshow, d|rected
by HughHefner.
EIET0ENTThe
outf|t she was wear|ngthe
f|rst t|me we sawher |nJ0
Rock cou|dhave k|||eda nun.
0REAMASSSTANT
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CNGcu:HAtrica IOO GIG 2OI2 ID
She m|ght have hadf|avour s|nce Dest|ny's Ch||ddays, but
s|nce she hookedupw|thrap-mogu| Jay Z, eyonc cando
nowrong. 7/me magaz|ne |nc|udedher onthe|r 20!3 Most
Inf|uent|a| !00Peop|e |nthe Wor|d||st, andfor goodreason.
She's botha sex symbo| anda cu|tura| |con, push|ngthe
boundar|es of her mus|c wh||e |ns|st|ngonpush|ngher
|ushbooty |nour faces |na s|ewof steam|nghot v|deos.
Not that we m|nd.
5Xl5T MOMNT That ll 7he /ngle ad/es |eotard.
Aea was c ass for years before she shacked up with
8rad Pitt and went a|| g|am. We |ike to think of her covered in
grease in Gone ln 6OSeconds. Or wrapped in PVC as a gir|
hacker in Hackers. Or doing that mad sex scene with Lthan
Hawke in Jaking Lives. In fact, we on|y think of Angie in that sex
scene. A|| day. She a|so had sex with 8i||y 8ob 1hornton, and
what's good enough for 8obby is more than good enough for us.
5Xl5T MOMNT 1he "having sex whi|e boosting cars" |ine
fromGone ln 6OSeconds.
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FromDurbs by the sea
to internationa| stardom!
LeeAnn has both the sensua|
sp|endour and the hard
working attitude to fight
her way to the top of the
mode||ing O|ympus. She owes
that b|azing body to her ear|y
passion for swimming -now
that we knowthat, a|| we want
to do is get into a poo| with her.
Maybe a hot tub.
5Xl5T MOMNT We
can't decide if it's LeeAnn
in a cowboy hat, LeeAnn in
a bikini or LeeAnn in |ingerie.
Decide for yourse|f.
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Litt|e known fact. At the age of
8, Pene|ope made her fi|m
debut in the Spanish movie
Jamn. Jamn Ctrans|ation.
Ham, Ham.) Yes, it was about
hamand invo|ved some
very graphic sex scenes in
a butchery. Obvious|y, you
need to check it out. Short|y
afterwards, she made the
great |ife decision to move to
Ho||ywood. She has now
exchanged having sex with
hamto having sex with Scar|ett
Johansson.
5Xl5T MOMNT Vicky
Cristina 8arce/ona. We've
watched some scenes from
that f|ick more times than 1ara
Reid's gone wi|d.
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The b|k|n|. Put |t |na drawer

and|t's two||fe|ess, s||ght|y
awkwardandseem|ng|y
very |mpract|ca| p|eces of
mater|a| w|thsome str|ng
attached. ut take |t out of
that drawer andput |t on
someone ||ke, say Natasha
arnard, andeveryth|ng
changes. Sudden|y that
same cower|ngp||e of
ropey stuhbecomes the
most mesmer|s|ngth|ng
onp|anet earth. Ser|ous|y,
there's noth|ngqu|te ||ke |t
|nthe wor|d.
5Xl5T MOMNT She's
the face of the Cuess 20!3
summer campa|gn, go
check the commerc|a|, |t's
b|az|ngI We're pred|ct|ng
V|ctor|a's Secret Ange|
w|ngs |nthe not-too-d|stant
future.
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She was the lHMSexest
Wa the Wrd 2007
ad st has a the gds. D
yu reeber her as a sweet
hgh sch gr a age
sut 's ld/e Hands 1he
shwer scee Machete
She's e f thse rare
actresses wh cbes
cece wth a steady
udercurret f drty.
5Xl5T MOMNT 1he ass
dace seuece Sin City.
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L5T YR:
Hotter thanPear| Harbour |n!94!, th|s Japanese-born|oca|
stunner |s a regu|ar feature onthese pages. P|p|nghot and
super ta|ented, La||a spends her t|me putt|ngher assets to
use as a TVpresenter, dancer, mode| andactress. She |s a|so
a former horse-r|d|ngandgymnast|cs champ. noughsa|d.
5Xl5T MOMNT We can't get the |mage of La||a |nr|d|ng
pants w|tha r|d|ngcropout of our m|nds.
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Audra Patrdge reas best
w as the y bruette
frJhe Hi//s. ad t be ute
hest, she put her farhared
cuterparts t shae. 1he
M1V shw, whch t be hest
we ever reay fwed, has
ce t a ed, but she's had
res Sorority Row, lnto the
8/ue 2 Jhe Reef, Honey 2, the
everseebyaye Scary
Movie 5 ad the VH reaty
shw, Audrina.
5Xl5T MOMNT C chec
ut se f thse grgr
fghts frJhe Hi//s.

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Look at herI It's easy tosee
why th|s bombshe|| has
beena regu|ar onthe pages
of th|s here magaz|ne, and
|nfact took the covetedt|t|e
of FHMSex|est Woman|n
the Wor|d|n2009I It's a|so
easy tosee why |oca| surf|ng
hero, Jordy Sm|th, |s sm|tten
w|thth|s home-grown
hott|e. Jordy andJarv|e.
everybody say, "aaaaahI"
Ca|thoughsuchgenet|c
comb|nat|ons shou|dbe
out|awedJ.
5Xl5T MOMNT Tak|ng
tothe rooftops of Joz| |n
b|ack |eather for the FHM
Sex|est Woman|nthe Wor|d
v|deo a fewyears ago. We
st||| watchthat |nthe oh|ce
whenwe needcheer|ngup.

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Perhaps the st wew
Vctra's Secret Age f the
a wes her grgeus gw
t the beaches f 8raz, where
she's spet csderabe
auts f te frcg
spy swwear. Sce her
frst agaze cver
appearace 8raza Le,
Aessadra's ge frbeach
htte t tp de. It's ast
pssbe t fd a brad that
des't wat t strp her dw
t her cers ad get her
frt f a caera.
5Xl5T MOMNT Htess
asde, we ve that she's shw
her fuy sde Lntourage.

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Souttery andcopetey
|ntox|cat|ng|s th|s f|aw|ess
Russ|an's beauty that
we don't evencare that she's
beendat|ngthe b|ggest
douchebag|nthe wor|dfor
the |ast twoyears. That's
howr|d|cu|ous|y hot she |sI
X MOMNT Whenever
CR9manages toget her onto
a yacht |nthe med. Need|ess to
say, the c|othes never stay on
for very |ong.
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She be|ts ||ke fewbabes onthe
p|anet, |s unbe||evab|y funny,
andher rather prom|scuous,
on-screencharacter Penny |n7he
8/g8ang7heory |oves nerds. That
doesn't |eave a he|| of a |ot not to
|ove. And[udg|ngby the show's
rat|ngs C|t's one of the top-rated
shows |nthe wor|dand|n20!0
became the h|ghest-ratedcomedy
onUS te|ev|s|onamongadu|ts aged
!8-49J, most peop|e agree.
5EXIE5TM0MENTDressed
as Wonder Woman|nseasonfour
of 7he 8/g8ang7heory. Cvern|ght
she went fromcute tothe sex|est
womanonTV.
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asternuropeanwomenare amongthe hottest on

the g|obe, andPo||sh-bornJoanna |s ||v|ng, breath|ng
testament tothat. She has eyes that make mencomm|t a||
sorts of hero|c feats and|d|ot|c stunts. If |ook|ngat her
Candthat's before you've seenher body |na b|k|n|J doesn't
make your b|oodrushaway fromyour ma|nth|nk|ngorgan
toyour tert|ary dec|s|on-mak|ngone, there |s someth|ng
very wrongw|thyou.
5Xl5T MOMNTJanuary hasn't beenthe same s|nce
her appearance |n the 20!3 FHMCa|endar.
P0LE PERECTI0N
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Ade|e |s a g|ft that [ust keeps on
g|v|ng. Th|s b|onde bombshe|| |s
a bus|nesswoman, mode| andse|f-
confessedhuman|tar|an.she's certa|n|y
done a he|| of a |ot to|mprove our ||vesI
Judg|ngby your steadfast support, she's
hada s|m||ar ehect onyougents, too. You
know, the one where youf|ndyourse|f
vacant|y star|ng|ntospace w|tha mass|ve
euphor|c sm||e onyour face.
5EXIE5TM0MENTMak|ng a d|herence
and|ook|ngsensat|ona| wh||e do|ng|tI
A0ELICATE0ESIRE
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LA5T YEAR: 7
When forbidden fruit
eventua||y b|ooms, it tastes
rea||y sweet ust ask Justin
8ieber)! 1he ha|fMexican,
ha|fIta|ian bombshe|| has
been turnin |itt|e boy's heads
since she was a star|et on
8arney &lriends Se|ena is the
perfect combination of hih
schoo| sweetheart and exotic
forein temptress! Muchos
grazias and gracie mi//e.
5Xl5T MOMNT Seein
her turn into a fu||b|own party
anima| in Spring 8reakers.
where she shakes her ass |ike
there's no tomorrowand snis
cocaine o some sexy ir|s.

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L5T YR: 25
You sawher for the first time
in the 202 lHMCa|endar, and
c|ear|y you |iked her a |ot! So
the b|oody he|| did we, so we
ot her into a hote| roomfor
her own shoot. Lariza's bum
a|most broke the internet it
ot so many hits.
5Xl5T MOMNT Any
time she turns her bumin
the enera| direction of the
camera, a unicorn is born.
We're sure of it, it's that
maica|.
She's hot as he||, a se|f-
confessedgam|ngandsex
fanat|c, was once |n|ove
w|tha str|pper and|s an
openambassador for the
|ega||sat|onof pot. It's a||
[ust gett|nga ||tt|e toomuch
for us, Meg.
5Xl5T MOMNT The
Motoro|a Superbow| ad.
The one that was banned.
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She's been a cheer|eader, a swimwear mode| and an actress,
but this journa|ismmajor's true ca||ing was to become one
of the most sensationa| P|aymates of the |ast decade! She's
not a baby anymore, but we'|| never forget the instrumenta|
ro|e this hottie p|ayed in some of our formative years. Some
women do get better with age!
5Xl5T MOMNT Any time she donned those bunny
ears and tai|. hop this way, Ms Hi||!
LIE AFIE WIE
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Chery| is the smou|dering
exWACwho shot to super
stardomin the ear|y Noughties
with a||gir| 8rit band, Cir|s
A|oud. lHMreaders in the
UK have voted her the lHM
Sexiest Woman in the Wor|d
twice, and thanks to her
smoking good |ooks, she's
no stranger to the pages of
this here magazine either!
Footba||er Ash|ey Co|e is an
utter twit for having messed
this beauty around.
5Xl5T MOMNT 8eing
the hottest judge on any
Jhe X lactor, ever. And have
you heard her accent
Joining us for the third time on this i||ustrious |ist is the
insatiab|y sexy L||en Mah|angu. More than just a cute face and
a jawdropping body, the sma|| town gir| fromMachadodorp in
Mpuma|anga is a|so an I1 programmer, won |ast year's lHM
Mode| 8ook contest on|ine and a|so made it on Mzansi's
Sexiest |ist for 203.
5Xl5T MOMNTWe have a fantasy about L||en |eaning
over our desk to fix our broken computer.
8RAI5 A08EAUTY
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veyou're not |nto
vamp|re f||cks, you'||
probab|y st||| have watched
a|| the mov|es
s|mp|y tosee Kate's w|cked
backs|de |nt|ght |eather.
She a|sod|dcommerc|a|s
for Abso|ut Vodka, wh|ch
scores her ma[or po|nts |n
our books. Andthenshe
was the ev|| agent-w|fe |n
the remake of Tota| Reca||
andd|dsome badass stunts
wh||e wear|ngmore |eather.
5Xl5T MOMNT No
pr|zes for guess|ngour
favour|teI Any t|me she
s||des herse|f |ntoa pa|r
of |eather pants.
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Th|s UFCknock-out |s what we
at FHM||ke toca|| a superbabe.
The wor|d-famous r|ngg|r| has
brought more guys tothe|r
knees outs|de of the r|ngthan
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often. Frompos|ngnaked
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5EXIE5TM0MENTHer
shoot w|thother r|ngg|r|
of g|ory, r|ttney Pa|mer,
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The th|ngabout fema|e astern
uropeanpopstars |s that they
are a|| b|az|nghot andmake some
of the worst mus|c knowntoman.
Ruxandra, the sensua| popd|va
fromRoman|a, |s noexcept|onto
the f|rst b|t a|| smok|ngcurves
andeyes that prom|se w||dn|ghts
of pass|onandnarrow|y
escapes the secondher songs
be|ngnot badattempts at N|net|es
rave-pop. We [ust watchher mus|c
v|deos w|ththe soundoh.
5EXIE5T0ENTS|pp|ng
suggest|ve|y onsome h|deous-
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arous|ngRoman|an-accented
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1here is a |egitimate case to

be made for the dazz|ing Ms
8rook owning the finest pair
of breasts in the wor|d today.
She a|so, and argab|y more
important|y, possesses a fine
sense of hmor and once
dated one of the coo|est men
on earth, Jason Statham.
1hat's ite a |ot of awesome
bnd|ed into one gravity
defying package!
SXl5T MOMNT Her cameo
on the movie Piranha. bikini
dancing, b|ood, gore, ndity
and death. Win!
8R00K0F PLENTY
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Pictre the perfect a||
American gir| and who do yo
see Jessica VerSteeg, that's
who! We caght p with the
best of the MidWest ear|ier
this year and be|ieve s y'a||,
she is everything yo've ever
fantasised abot and more.
the accent, the cherry |ips,
the bxombody! And the
bbb|iest persona|ity.
SXIST MCMNT She did
a shoot for lHMin Spain that
was so perfect, it made s cry.
TEAMAMERICA
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There |s someth|ngabout a hot s|ster of ana|ready hot
mode|I Maybe |t's the sexy thoughts that creep|ntoyour
head, maybe |t's the fact that youare gett|ngtwobeaut|fu|
women|nsteadof [ust one. Marta |s the younger s|ster of
Joanna Krupa and, |nour books, she |s [ust as b|az|ngas her
better-knowns|b||ng.
5Xl5T MOMNT very t|me she poses w|thJoanna.
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She made science fiction
geeks sweaty as Queen
Amida|a in Star Wars. She
made ba||et freaks f|ap in
8/ack Swan. She made the
stoners wish they had more
c|ean socks in Your Highness.
She made every man wish he
was watching C/oser by
himse|f with that stripper
scene. Nata|ie's ange|ic face,
her seduction ski||s and her
acting versati|ity make her
one of our forever favourites.
5Xl5T MOMNT8eing
taught howto use a sniper
rif|e by Jean Reno in Jhe
Professiona/
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We've hadthe pr|v||ege of see|ngth|s goddess |nvery ||tt|e
c|oth|ngmany, many t|mes, andtrust us whenwe te|| you
that th|s |s a body sosmok|ng, there's a h|ghprobab|||ty of
very stup|dbehav|our |n|ts presence. It's best [ust tostare
qu|et|y as youtry toma|nta|nyour composure. Anddon't
try tosay anyth|ng|nte|||gent, because anyth|ngyoudo
utter |s guaranteedtocome out as a squawk. Such|s the
power of Ms P|eterson's f|ne form.
5EXIE5TM0MENTWhenever she's |na b|k|n| or ||nger|e.
CATCHTHE FEVERl
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It's easy to see why gorgeous

Cenevieve got everyone's vote
|ast year! 8ack then, she to|d
lHMshe |oved boobs and SA
guys, and we knewwe'd found
ever|asting |ove. Hot on the
hee|s of that other 8enoni
bombshe||, Char|ize 1heron,
Cenevieve is one of SA's sexiest
rising stars and spends most
of her time working in the
8ig App|e. When she's wor|d
famous, remember where
you sawher first!
5Xl5T MOMNT Ro||ing
around on a bed in |acy |ingerie
for our Ju|y 202 cover shoot.
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Sexua||y-conf||ctedbadg|r|
Adr|annawas theon|yth|ng
worthwatch|ng902!0for
Cthoserareoccas|ons we
wereforcedJ. Thebrunette
bombshe|| has s|nce
|aunchedher debut pop
a|bum, andwh||eher s|ng|ng
career hasn't u|teh|t the
r|ght note, w|thsongs ||ke
I W|shI Was Cay, she's st||| got
our und|v|dedattent|on.
5Xl5TMOMNT The
l /h mus|c v|deo..
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LA5T YAR: 55
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The heaven|y Po||sh-born
mode| andrea||ty TVstar has
gracedthe cover of F
more t|mes thanwe cancount.
Afewt|mes w|thher eua||y
be|t|ngs|ster, Marta. The s|ght
of Ms Krupa |na b|k|n| onthe
beach|s one of the f|nest
you'|| ever see... factI
5Xl5T MOMNT Whenwe
heardthat she [ok|ng|y asked
that a sex c|ause be wr|tten
|ntothe pre-nupw|thher
soon-to-be hubby.
IKINI PERFECT
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LA5TYEAR: 3S

1he sun setting over the

ocean. Spark|es shimmering
on the water. Minki and her
|ove|y puppies in a bikini,
pouting for the camera. oh,
yes. When we convinced Minki
to grace our cover back in
200, she brought hotness
and gir|nextdoorness to the
party, and you |ot |oved her.
Coming in at number 3 on
this year |ist, nine years |ater,
is testament to Minki's abiding
hotness and |oya| fo||owing!
5Xl5T MOMNT We have
to choose just one 1hat's
impossib|e! We're going to
|et you judge this one.
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1his su|try, sexy Nata|ian
Cfitting|y, she's fromMooi
Rivier) is nowone of the
highestpaid mode|s in the
wor|d and is the face, boobs
and bumof |ingerie giant,
Victoria's Secret. Sad|y she
on|y rare|y makes it home
for a chop and a dop, but word
is, she's sti|| a downtoearth
homegir|, despite her rock star
|ifesty|e. Hopefu||y she'|| soon
growtired of it a|| and move
back to SA, next door to
our oices.
5Xl5T MOMNT Any time
she dons Victoria's Secret
undies and f|aps her wings.
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What is there to say about the |ove|y
Scar|ett that hasn't a|ready been said
1hat poise, those |ips, the curves, the
naughty smi|e, the untarnished
innocence that she projects in those
uirky Woody A||en f|icks. She's
amazing, we'|| forever be in |ove,
in fact she makes us turn a |itt|e bit,
we||, scar|et...
5Xl5T MOMNT 8|ess the inthe
mirror se|fie! And Scar|ett gave us
arguab|y the best one ever! Naked,
and in a|| its internet g|ory.

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Fromt|me-to-t|me, Austra||ans
surpr|se us. There was th|s
t|me we went tocr|cket w|th
anAuss|e ca||edLucas. The
Proteas were p|ay|ngNew
Zea|andandLucas ragged
those K|w|s ||ke noone |nthe
h|story of sport. Andthen
there was the t|me |n!973
whenthe brothers Young
formedAC/DC. Now, the
Auss|es have feather number
three. the super sexy Casey
NewportI
5Xl5T MOMNT Wear|ng
an|tty-b|tty sarong|nthe 20!3
FHMca|endar.
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Last month's cover g|r| b|ewus away,
andnot [ust because of her great
persona||ty. Unheardof a year ago,
th|s 2!-year-o|d|oca| stunner |s
tak|ngthe mode|||ngwor|dby storm.
We've pred|ctedb|gth|ngs for
S|mone, andwhen|t comes tobabes
|nb|k|n|s, we ||ke tocons|der
ourse|ves experts. Watchth|s spaceI
XlT MOMNT Page 56of the
June |ssue of FHM. S|mone wear|ng
noth|ngbut anapron.
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We have |ongma|nta|nedthat Durban
|s the most underratedc|ty |nthe
country, |nmany, many ways. R|ze||e |s
a sweat-|nduc|ngtestament that Heat
C|ty h|des some amaz|nggems of the
fema|e persuas|on. A|| we want todo
whenwe see her p|ctures |s godown
toDurbs, h|t the beachandfantas|se
about a|| the th|ngs we wou|ddow|th
R|ze||e. Cu|tura| th|ngs, youpervI
5EXIE5TM0MENT very morn|ng
whenshe wakes upa|| sweaty |nthe
Durbanhum|d|ty.
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If youdon't knowabout Shan then
youshou|dput th|s magdownr|ght
nowandgoendyour sadex|stence
under a truck. Cnsecondthought,
maybe youshou|df|ndsome back
|ssues of FHMandprepare tomeet
your newshower fantasy. W|thher
perfect body, she |s the topcho|ce for
b|k|n| shoots a|| over the wor|dand,
rumour has |t, she's a w||done out on
the townsometh|ngwe'd|ove to
exper|ence w|thherI
5EXIE5T0ENTDrap|ngherse|f
across a rock onthe beachfor an
FHMshoot |nCctober 20!2.
00R8AN'S FINEST
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Last year we happeedupwhat
was at the t|me a bradew
campa|gfrmL|qu|Fru|t. We were
gb-smacked, as |n||ke, there was
actua| s||ence |nthe FHMoh|ces.
That very, very rare|y happens.
Whowas th|s utter|y f|aw|ess beauty,
w|theyes youcou|dget |ost |nand
the sex|est mouthtoever get near
a [u|ce box? We d|dn't have tosearch
|ongbefore we happeneduponthe
exqu|s|te beauty that |s N|co|e Meyer.
We foundher, ca||edher andd|dwhat
we dobest got her |ntoa b|k|n| on
a beach, andgot one of our most
ta|ented|ens-mentogototown.
The resu|t was an|con|c FHMcover.
5EXIE5T0ENTIt's a dead-heat
betweenthe adthat so|dmore
L|qu|Fru|t thanany before, or
that January 20!3 cover.
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We knewthat the f|rst t|me we |a|deyes onth|s
Uzbek uber-babe, wou|dn't be the |astI Sure, her
surname |s unpronounceab|e, but we th|nk that
[ust adds toher a|ready-mass|ve a||ure. Those
dark eyes, that o||ve sk|n, that w||dha|r, those
curves, andbe|nga|| fore|gnandstuh.we'|| [ust
ca|| her Ms Perfect.
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Sevent/es Showat age !5. Was
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ser|es Fam/ly Guy, startedheat|ng
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unforg|vab|e but for the fact that |t
was [ust |nthe mov|e, not rea| ||feJ.
Andthen, b|ngoI M||a, naked, hav|ng
the hottest |esb|ansex ever seenon
screen, w|thNata||e Portman|n
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