Game Master: the evil wizard cast desintegrate with you as a target Mestre: o mago maligno lana desintegrar

tendo voc como alvo. he did a successful touch attack against your AC Ele acerta sua CA com um ataque de toque. you made a successful Fortitude Save !ut you still took "d# damage $oc %assou no teste de Fortitude mas voc ainda leva "d# de dano. your frenzied !erserker is now at &'( )*. Seu +,r!aro Fren-tico est, agora com &'( *$s. ______________________________________________________________________ Hitler: .t doesn/t really matter Hitler: 01o im%orta. . got 2eathless Frenzy so ./m not dead yet Eu tenho Frenesi .mortal ent1o eu ainda n1o estou morto. ______________________________________________________________________ GM: Sir Mestre: Senhor3 2eathless Frenzy Frenesi .mortal3 ______________________________________________________________________ Another Player: 2eathless Frenzy doesn/t %revent death from s%ell effects Outro Jogador: Frenesi .mortal n1o %revine morte %or efeitos m,gicos. 4ou will have to !e resurrected !y a cleric $oc vai %recisar ser ressurreto %or um cl-rigo. ______________________________________________________________________ Hitler: All of you assholes that %lay the Fourth Edition get out now Hitler: todos os !und5es que 6ogam a 78 edi1o caiam fora agora. 9oddamn shit: Hitler: ;as que merda: )ow could ./ve died now< Como eu %osso ter morrido agora< =hy did no one want to %lay the fucking cleric< *or que ningu-m quis 6ogar com a %orra do cl-rigo< 0ow what the fuck am . su%%osed to do< E agora que merda vou fazer< =e used all our scrolls of resurrection: 0>s usamos todos nossos %ergaminhos de ressurrei1o: And on that fucking noo! of a ?ogue: E naquele in@til do Aadino: )e can/t disarm a tra% without rolling a critical miss: Ele n1o consegue desarmar uma armadilha sem rolar um erro crBtico: And like that fucking +ard is any !etter: E at- mesmo aquele merda de !ardo - melhor: ______________________________________________________________________ The Bard Player: +ut sir . have never %layed +ard !efore::: Jogador do Bardo: ;as senhor eu nunca havia 6ogado como !ardo antes: ______________________________________________________________________ Hitler: Chat doesn/t even fucking matter dum!ass: Hitler: .sso n1o im%orta cuz1o: ______________________________________________________________________ The Bard Player: Sir if you let me %lay Sorcerer then ./d !e !etter:

Jogador do Bardo: Senhor se voc me deiDasse 6ogar como Feiticeiro eu faria melhor: Hitler: Sorcerers suck serious fucking !alls: And you are a noo!: All you had to do is !uff me u% so . do not die goddamnit: +ut no you had to let your tank get killed !y a fucking =izard: 0ow who/s gonna %rotect you you don/t even got )eavy Armor *roficiency: 4ou can go and die !ecause the entire %arty is made of noo!s anyway: 4ou don/t %lay like a team: Everyone wants do deal damage instead of !uffing u% or su%%orting: And . was so close to e%ic. . would/ve gone for a Aegendary 2readnought in a cou%le of levels3 Fuck this. . had to go through the Enderdark to get that goddamn 9reatsword F'(: . saved your asses five times during that encounter with those .llithids: +ut . got killed !y a fucking wizard. Even though . had 2eathless Frenzy: . !et killing him would end our quest: Woman: 2on/t worry they didn/t find the Crown of Chorns yet. Hitler: And where/s the nearest tem%le< .t/s !eyond !oth the dungeon and the dark wood. Fucking shit. 4ou/ll have to go !ack. Gr find a scroll . don/t care 6ust resurrect me. 4ou/re all Aawful 9ood so you have to. =orst cam%aign ever.