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You know that evening news shot of Congress? The one where the congressmen
sit in a semicircle of wooden desks, all nice and orderly, democrats on one side,
republicans on the other, and they all listen to someone talk on the floor in front of
everyone? Yeah, the day we went in, it looked nothing like that.
The politicians were scrambling about, climbing over chairs, tables and each
other, all trying to find an exit or a place to hide. There were a few agents trying to
maintain order, but their guns came out once they saw us. A few politicians shrieked like
“Relax, everyone, I’m not here to hurt you.” Dave spoke a little louder than
usual, loud enough that it seemed like everyone in the room could hear him clearly
through despite the clatter. “Take your seats, you don’t want to miss the show.”
The politicians still looked clueless, and a lot of them blocked our path down to
the floor. This didn’t stop Dave. He floated up in the air, right over everyone and
shouted down, “My friends, bureaucrats, politicians in bed with special interests or
banging interns, lend me your ears and your eyes. I am here to demonstrate to you the
power of the new evolution. Magic. You can deny the stories, you can squash the
reports, but you can’t forget what you see. There is no trick. You know your secret
service boys, and boy are there a lot of them in here right now. You know your building
that my little bro here nicely chopped up for you. Now, I’ve got a trick for you. I am Mr.
Go.”
My brother’s grandstanding got them all to stop and stare up at him. Thing is,
politicians really don’t like anyone taking the stage from them, especially in their own
house, especially when they suddenly had a hundred agents rushing in with machine guns
backing them up. They started screaming at my brother. “Get him out of here!” “What
gives you the right to speak to us like this?” “Liar! Terrorist!” “Use whatever force you
Dave raised his hands and took in the sounds. Then he flew, or maybe teleported,
down to the floor. I say that because he moved faster than we could see. “Thank you for
your cheers, for you will see something truly amazing. Now, you may have heard the
stories, about how I escaped from your best supermax prison. Or maybe how I started a
But today’s trick has nothing to do with escapes or fighting. Today, I will cheat
death. Watch as I heal my own wounds and pull my own body back together. Shudder
You might ask yourself, is this real? Can this be true? It’s every bit as real as
You might wonder if this hurts? It hurts as bad as it looks. This is real, baby.
By now, the agents surrounded my brother on the floor. They kept their distance
from me. Not that I blame them. Still, I was in no mood to fight. I leaned back against a
agents, currently pointing his pistol right at Dave’s head. “You, my friend, will assist me
“Shut up, asshole! You’re under arrest. Turn around and put your hands in the
air.”
“Very well, Mr. Asshole, now let me tell you what to do. I’m giving you five free
shots at me. Not one, not two, but five. Take anything you want. Nine millimeter to the
head? Sure! Shotgun blast? Go for it! Be creative. If you decide you’ve had enough,
feel free to stop, but remember, I’m being fair. I figure that if you imbeciles haven’t
figured it out after five shots, then there’s really no point continuing, and maybe we need
No one moved. None of the agents or politicians really knew what to do, but
“Come, Mr. Asshole, you may have the first shot.” Dave moved right in front of
the captain. “Come on, let’s get this show on the road.” He then reached out and
grabbed the captain’s gun. It was probably a reflex to someone grabbing his gun, but the
captain fired.
BOOM
Blood sprayed out the back of Dave’s head and he slumped to the ground.
But a few seconds later, his body started moving. A few seconds after that, he sat
up. Then, wiping his head on his sleeve, he stood up and looked pretty much ok, well,
maybe just a little bloody. He bowed and said, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.
BOOM A shotgun blast nailed him in the gut, slamming him against the wall. He
looked dead, but just like the last time, he stood up, cleaned himself up as best as he
could, and bowed. “Yo, I’m getting kind of messy here. Anyone got a towel?”
beating Dave over the head with his baton, over and over, smashing and swinging, until
the baton bent and he could hit no more. He glared down at Dave, hands bleeding from
the impact, teeth clenched and breath racing. It made no difference. Dave got up and
smiled.
“I’m not going to bother cleaning myself off, I don’t think there’s anything clean
on me anymore. But I’ll just count that as one. Two more, anything else? Anymore?”
I thought I heard some buzzing in the crowd about an airstrike, but then a voice
from the back of the room filled the hall. “That’s enough.” It was a familiar voice to all
of us. It was the President. “I think we all believe you now, so why don’t we go
None of the other politicians had much to say. Dave started strutting up toward
the exit, walking all cocky and stuff. That’s when a blast of fire knocked him off his feet
Yeah, I shot my brother, but he got up. It took a little longer for him to fix
himself, and he was like butt naked, so everyone got a good laugh at his expense. He
deserved it after all the crap he put me through, especially dragging me across the country
During the walk across the mall, Dave asked me why I shot him. I said it’s
A few minutes later, I sat in the Oval Office with my brother and the President.
He looked quite presidential, just like on TV. Dave looked like an idiot in his US Capitol
t-shirt and sweats, but otherwise looked pretty clean. There wasn’t a scratch on him. I
The President nodded to his Secret Service Agents and didn’t seem the least bit
concerned. I can’t say the same for the agents. “Are you sure, sir? We can stand here
and watch.”
“Go. Now.”
Oddly enough, the President didn’t seem the least bit surprised by my appearance.
He looked me over and did the same to my brother. Something about that look set me on
my heels. I’m not sure if it was magic, or maybe that’s just what happens when you meet
the president.
the only reason for you pulling a stunt like that, so here I am. What do you have to say?”
Before Dave could say anything, I jumped in. “I got a few questions for you.
What the hell is going on with Astrial and all that shit?”
“Astrial is our agency to regulate magicians such as yourself. Especially after
your antics today, I doubt you have any evidence to argue otherwise.”
“You mean Dr. John Maharin? I believe you killed him yesterday.”
“You were working with Maharin, the man who was trying to take over, trying
turn me into his zombie, the man who killed and injured my friends, the man who’s made
my life hell.”
I think I paused a moment to seethe. Then the words just poured out. “You must
have known that he was just advancing his own agenda. How couldn’t you tell that he
was just tricking you into funding his own drive to become the leader of all things
magical, if not the whole country? Why did you give him all that power and authority?
“That’s quite a bit to respond to, but to address your first question, yes, of course
we knew.”
“To be honest, Dr. Shao, if you look at most of the government’s dealings,
especially with foreign entities, you’ll find cooperation with people who are only out for
their own interests, so this isn’t anything new for my administration. As to why we
worked with him, we needed a way to manage the magical growth of our nation. He
tracked each one of the most powerful magicians in the country, including yourself. This
will always be important information for us, so we had to get it no matter what the cost.
But we also knew the nature of our associate. There were always protocols and means to
The President sat up straight in his chair. “You seem to have controlled his
aggressions quite well. I don’t think I need to explain this any further.”
He was right, and I had nothing more to say. What could I do, yell at him? He
knew exactly what he was doing, why he was doing it, and maybe I could disagree with
Dave, on the other hand, was just getting warmed up. “You’re talking about
means of controlling your cohorts, but what about those beyond control?”
“Well, Mr. Go, I believe that’s what you prefer to be called, I suppose you’re
“That’s right, and my bro, of course. Now, you just saw with your own eyes that
you can’t kill us. Law and order depends on a deterrent to exact control. That usually
means jail or getting shot. Well, you’ve tried both and you saw what happened. That
means you can’t control us. Hell, you’ll can’t even touch us. So what are you going to
do?”
“Excuse me?”
“What are you going to do? You’re in a room with two gods amongst men. You
can chuck every bullet, missile, or bomb at us, and it’ll just piss us off. We’re still
president. He sat motionless for a moment. Then when he spoke, he just had this to say.
Yeah, my brother didn’t expect this. For the first time in a long time, he didn’t
The president stood up and stared my brother down. “I’ll ask you again. What
are you going to do? Are you going to attack America? Fight against every citizen
unless we bow down to you? Well, come on. Bring it. Kick our ass. Destroy every
tank, every soldier, on every single block, in every single city across the land. Go ahead.
We can’t stop you, can we? Why don’t you destroy us?
That’s right. Because you still need someplace to live. If you trash America, then
what? Move to London? Sydney? It’ll only be a matter of time before you piss them
off, they rise up against you, and then you have to beat them all down, just like us, all
over again. And that will keep going on until you’ve destroyed every city in every little
Then what? Where will you live? You might be able to blow us back to the stone
age, but then you’ll be stuck in the stone age as well. You don’t seem the type who lives
You want your luxury hotel. You want a 72-inch flat screen HDTV in front of
your leather couch. You want gourmet meals, single-malt shots, thousand dollar bottles,
all the shit this world can pack together. And if you kick our asses, it’ll all be gone.
Don’t think the people won’t fight you. People have been fighting occupation
forces for all your years, and even your grand-daddy’s. They don’t care if there’s no
chance at survival. They’ll blow up their own ass just to piss you off. Bet that’ll be a lot
So, come on. Kill me. I’m the President of the United States. Kill me! You’ve
But oh, you won’t. You’ve got something to live for, and the second you cross
that line, you can kiss those posh dreams of yours goodbye.
I looked at the President and my brother. I didn’t really respond, but it was true.
I’d rather have my life back and be done with all of this than burn down the White
House.
The President sat down and straightened out his suit. “Excellent. We’re both
I jumped in first. “I need my house back. I need my job back, and I need all this
extra paperwork over. I’m here to treat patients, not fill out forms. I need the reactor, I
need all your agents off my ass, and I need this no questions asked.”
I didn’t have anything. I think I was just too shocked to say anything. Actually,
what could I say? That I hated all he’d done to me, that he could have done this long ago
but didn’t? Even if I blew up at him again, the conversation would have gone like this.
“You knew all the time? You must have known. Maharin and Astrial are you stooges,
and if I was in all your hearings, I must have also been in your briefings. You put me
through hell, but you just wave your magic wand and everything’s kosher?”
Maybe I should have said it anyway, but I knew. Somehow. Still, after all the
hell I’d gone through, could it be as easy as that, just a simple executive order?
Yeah, it was. They’ve never troubled me again, but I guess there’s a reason for
that.
Dave took his time before saying, “I’ve got a few things. I need my lab back,
my… oh, both of our records clean. I want to keep my cash, though you wouldn’t find it
anyway, and, uh…” He paused, not sure of what else to ask for.
The President took out a folder that read, “Astrial. For your eyes only.” He slid it
to my brother and said, “I think I have something that’ll take care of all your needs. This
briefing is for the director of Astrial. That means, the big boss. The director controls a
500 billion dollar budget, with plenty more in reserves, just come up with a reason. He
also gets immunity from darn near anything short of high-treason. He can set up
wants. He also sets his salary, as well as that of his highest lieutenants.
This is for you, Mr. Go. If you accept this position, it will fill all of our needs, as
well as yours.”
“Who was the previous head? And what are your needs?” I still felt skeptical.
“I think you’ve met our previous head, but he’s been permanently removed from
his position. As far as our needs, it’s simple. We cannot allow unregulated growth of
magic in this nation. We cannot stop it or control many things in this world, but with the
use of regulations and their enforcement, we find that the population falls into line. In
this case, who better to set policy and enforce than the most powerful magician around?”
“I don’t seem to be able to kill your brother, do I? And oh, we’ll need you on as
well. We need to tell the world that we have both Mr. Go and the Spellcaster working for
us. Thanks to your display of power, the world believes that you’re the most powerful
magician around. Personally, I don’t really care. But the press will.”
“Why would I ever want to work for you? Do you know what kind of shit you
put me through? Am I supposed to just forget all that, shake hands, and sing kum-bay-
yah? And, oh yeah, you’re nuts if you think I’m going to be Maharin’s replacement. I’m
expect regular briefings, and will provide you with the same.”
The President didn’t seem surprised. “Details are inside that folder. Welcome
aboard.”
“Yes you are,” screamed Dave. He calmed down and said, “Well, not really
working since I’m not going to make you do anything. That’s cool, right?”
Dave grabbed me and the folder and dragged us to the door. “Thank you, Mr.
“That you will. But set up an appointment. Not that it’ll kill you, but the secret
service might give you some trouble if you just pop in. Why am I telling you this? You
should remember from all the times they whisked me away from you. I’d rather not have
“Not a problem. Thank you, Mr. President.” Dave pulled me out the door and
And just like that, the government gained control over magic. Or maybe they just
held onto the same control they always had. I don’t know.