When you are introduced to the magic world of the bazaar, you are escorted to the opulently decorated

bar area, where one of the debonair waiters or waitresses will satisfy all your desires. These affable waitresses will offer you their best smile, a smile not at all darkened by their reddish-purple uniforms, redolent of a scent that brings you back to the Arabian nights. Then they place in front of your eyes unparalleled banquets, from which you are unable to choose what to it: equally delicious they all seem. It is said that other forbidden pleasures are kept apart in hidden chambers, delicatessen that would bring you ecstatic ethereal bliss. While dreaming with these charming dishes, the biggest fish to be found on the seven seas is brought to your humble table. My two stylish titanic cases are to be found next to two microscopic oval second-hand bags. The cases could be described as two priceless antique objects, with 9 small handles in every of their seventy geometric flanks and a bronze Chinese zip that is distributed around the leather in the form of an electric Christian cross. I suppose the infallible protection mechanism just failed, or the shrewd and agile burglars did already know the complex intricacies both valuable mallets possessed. My thesis is supported by the function the two minuscule bags performed. With reference to them, I must say those transported no china plate, no emerald jewel, no sacred brush. They just were high secret security devices, designed to keep track of my beloved titanic golden daughters. This is the cause this two tiny objects havent be found yet. In case my naughty daughters deviated from the fixed trajectory, my little treasures were meant to persecute my hutchies and adhere to the burglars wrinkled scruff. As long as they didnt try to discover the secret hidden by the antique myriad of leathered flanks, they ll be safe.

This image belongs to one of my favorite books, james joyces Ulysses. It has been designed in a groundbreaking manner; the first thing we notice is it is printed in three different colors: red, blue and, the more abundant, a greyish brown. The later could hold two opposite meanings in the context of this photography: it could symbolize either the quotidian life of the citizens or the familiarized and grey eyes the Dubliners project upon reality. By contrast, the highlighting colors red and blue would stand for the special meaning everyday life actually holds. It could represent the epiphanic truth reality hides, embodied by some cultural figures (as the case of Shakespeare himself, or one strange queen ,whose name is unknown to me, on the left of the image). Focusing on the individual, the writer starts his quest to find the truth, a truth based on perspectivism, of course. Avoiding the imperative How to get the best of your creativity. Have you ever felt your gifts are being ignored? Do you consider yourself a talented genius? Would you say you shine among the average people? In Merians Magazine we have researched and compiled for you the suggestions of many famous film stars, precocious genius and outstanding, highly creative people in order to inspire you to achieve your stellar goals. Between the principal foibles unrecognized stars suffer from we can find isolation. Intelligent people usually tend to be the focus of attention, both in a positive and a negative sense. Obviously, they are ubiquitously appraised whenever they show sparkles of their potential; but what this unique people is incapable to notice is that their higher status makes them walk over the razors edge: obviously, recognition has a dark side named envy. Those who despite

performing an inhuman effort cannot achieve proficiency at any field usually feel naturally inclined to loath those who seem to be able to perform brightly without even lifting a finger. This kind of people usually interacts in an unctuous way. Accordingly, the more efficient way to avoid them is being in every moment a down-to-earth person. It pays to remember in every moment your humble origins, and your inexorable ignorance. Thus, youll never behave fatuously; and you wont end up surrounded by a dangerous troupe of sycophants

. The worst thing to do when surrounded by sycophants is to The best thing to do when you want to achieve your goals is to It helps to infuriate your teacher if you want to fail your exams Its worth buying a Mercedes if you want to splash out all your money You may want to work on your ability to understand the other people You could try drinking a glass of wine.

The earth atmosphere is covered by a layer of gases named the ozone layer. Its principal function is to protect people from the detrimental emissions to be found within the light spectrum, such as the ultraviolet or gamma rays. Nevertheless, due to the polluting gases produced by vehicles, industries, etc those layers surrounding the earth are progressively augmenting in density. This brings us on to the effects this fact will imply on a middle-long term: under normal conditions, when arriving at earth the solar rays would be reflected by the surface of the planet, and thus the heat provided by them would partly return to the space. But what by contrast is actually happening nowadays is that those rays remain trapped within the terrestrial atmosphere, because the thick layer of gases created by pollution cannot be trespassed. Hence our planet has become a titanic greenhouse, in which heat is retained. In other words, the global temperatures are thus rising at a dramatic speed. Broadly speaking, this fact implies vast detrimental effects for humankind and the wildlife on the whole planet. First of all, we can notice how natural environments disappear inexorably. For instance, the polar ice either on the North and the South Poles has been melting in the last decade. The species of those territories are consequently endangered. Moreover, this melting is causing the rising of the sea level. In other words, entire coastal areas are being devoured by the inexorable advance of the bodies of water. Before commencing this report I consider my duty to advise you of the subjective view youll find in this essay. Despite Im conscious objectivity is required, I cannot simply refrain myself from describing all the good memories the Ugr English department brings to my mind. Everyone living in Granada will notice at first sight our town is a paragon of environmentally friendly city, as San Francisco in the United States. Recycling bins can be found along every street, and the same happens with trucks especially prepared for bicycles. At the same time, a great many of them are available to rent, so if you do not have one, you can always pay an agreeable amount to enjoy a ride. In the same line of policies against private use of cars, you can count on a wide fleet of buses to save time when going wherever you want inside the town. On the light of all of those improvements, it strikes us to notice Granada is the most polluted city in Spain: which is the cause, then? It turns out to be this spellbinding city is surrounded by a chain of high mountains impeding the free circulation of the currents of air. Thus, stagnation

reigns in Granada, and there is no reform you can perform to solve this problem. Well, maybe you could install giant fans across the city, but it would be of no use.

Before that, the aggressive animal had grabbed the tamer by the right foot with his titanic paw. Until that time, the orange beast had been behaving mildly; but the tamer tried to commit suicide suddenly by punching the poor cat on the left eye. Within seconds, Mari angel this is the name of the tiger- sprung towards him. In the meantime, some guards of the Zoo, warned by the suicide letter written by the tamer, had contacted with her wife, who arrived just in time to see the grotesque show. Immediately, she sprung towards the tiger and begun to bite his head too. After a while, and seeing the corpse would not satisfy both womans anger; the first captured and marooned by heartless hunters the second one circumscribed to a live of fidelity and childbearing by marriage; both of them stared each other. Soon the wind began to blow, a chill running through the spine of each spectator. Within seconds, the married woman grabbed the wild monster by its whiskers, and uprooted them with her titanic strength. The feeble animal run away, leaving the contemporary feminist with his beloved trophy, which was hauled to both its loving and deathbed; there the bride occupied herself with wild acts of necrophilia that wont be described here due to her well-earned right to intimacy. After that, she told her children their father had cheated on her again after promising he wouldnt perform that heinous, deplorable act again. By the time the children went to bed, the disheartened wife came up with a plan to eliminate that useless carcass- the rotten smell repelled her from exploiting its sexual potential. At first, she considered the best option to throw it through the window, but after giving it a second thought, she kept it, because his husband still could be recognized by that damned DNA analysis tests. After a while, a different idea crossed her mind: at this time, the garbage truck must be on the verge of passing under her balcony. I must hurry up right now. So she did. At last, that thing ended up lying between black bags of garbage; that his soul considered soft celestial cotton balls supporting his sculptural body. In this idyllic heaven it reconciled with its soul-mate, the tiger, of which the zoo had taken the fur to sell it, and thus reform the monkey cage. Immediately had they thrown the rest away, to avoid any municipal fine or Ecologists demonstration.

Expelled as a result of this exploit , as he had been from his school, he took ship to England. Taken prisoner, he was asked his name and rank and replied At Raf HQ, just repatriated from Germany as wounded, I said to the desk Having heard what his daughter had done, he was proud Singing Flower of Scotland, they marched through the blizzard Born in 1975 and educated at Hirst, Susan Gallon became As a result of pulling a muscle yesterday, I cant do any training today Not having been to the states, I dont know Having insisted that we should all be punctual, he himself was half an As a result of hot opening the letter, I hadnt realized I When looking around not being fluent in their language, I had to use a lot of mime Inspired by the concert, her son. Assuming that august would be hot I only brought T-shirts and beach clothes Having been bitten.. i having read a

Is Keith a good teacher? most students would say that to reach a conclusion we should first take into consideration the manner he teaches; that is to say, the personal perspective each of them have on him. Some students will affirm that his help is invaluable because he shows consideration for his students, and at the same time it seems to them out of consideration his sympathy towards the needs of his pupils. But I think the more objective the account well provide of him, the better; so, to start, we should take into account his belief in ideology as the panacea of humankind. He is in his right to hold whatever views he want, thats obvious; but what is also undeniable is he cant just impose it to the different persperctives he has to face. He has just assumed a kind of a Messianic mission, consisting on proselytize his principles open and vastly over the world at such an old age. I have my doubts about his gift, also there is beyond any doubt this desperate grasp on ideals and experience is actually a mechanism to struggle against his incoming death. He frequently forget that his conspiracy theories are out of focus, that he is being paid to teach the English Language. First impressions when talking about this teacher are important, it seems to me vital. Judged by his physical appearance, we should consider this subject either an extravagant or a beggar. Despite this being a rather awkward question, its unquestionable his strange taste on clothes. He wears this stereotypical dichotomy of ragged shocks with beach sandals; even in winter.

This is the time Ive been to a party,and I still dont know if I really enjoyed it. In the one hand, partying is a necessary activity on the life of every student. From the perspective of academic efficiency, in principle one might think is necessary to stick to your studies and schedules. Nevertheless, psychology has gone against this set of principles in raising the question about whether an extremely calculated and scheduled life is actually beneficial to the individual. The answer seems to be out of question: this style of life has been proven to be detrimental. In the modern world, young people have been taught to dream about achieving a high, ambitious status. They seem to be therefore under the misapprehension that the best method to achieve this position is to build up a one-track mind, to be, in other words, narrow minded in their goals. Consequently, they end up overexploiting themselves. This set of principles should be overcome by means of, first, demystifying this set of values in order to ultimately be able to edify them with more productive forms of selfregulation. This way, a new set of assumptions will be assimilated, becoming thus the students more reasonable and sensible in their decisions. Admittedly those new methods of self-regulation will be difficult to implement in the very first moment, but on the other hand, once done many people would say to themselves: It Is just unconceivable I managed to live so long without this useful conceptions and strategies.

REVIEW OF THE INFINITE JEST As Yorick would suggest, we are just living on an infinite jest. One realizes this when immersed in that vast cosmos built by Wallace Stevens. This groundbreaking masterpiece will mess up with your assumptions on what literature and life are. Indeed, it will liven up/ brighten up the way you perceive the world, will defamiliarize the reader with reality by helping them to sharpen, brush up on and pick up their sight (metaphorical sight, of course. It is out of the question one will acquire this way a useful sense of perspective. This is why The infinite jest came as fresh air to the Occidental literary heritage. Obviously, such an unique style has been achieved by few literary authors. But what is it that does our work a undeniable masterpiece? Many people abandoned this reading after suffering some pages of undecipherable vocabulary and dealing with a myriad of intertwined plots. It is undeniable: the Infinite Jest is quite exigent to their readers. Every quality work is. So only if you feel prepared to face high quality literature , lets immerse into

(Resume it, then polish its vocabulary and summarize it)

this new world. The effort will pay, we promise. DICTIONARY. Hi Tom! I received your letter asking for advice to buy a dictionary. I would simply recommend you surfing the internet, but in case as I infer- that you didnt have internet access, lets provide you with some solutions. Personally, I prefer those dictionaries that satisfy electronic demands, by providing you with a digital corpus, an invaluable tool that allows you to have instantaneous access to the specific data you are looking for; not needing thus to waste your time flicking through the infinite pages of a voluminous tome. I have to admit, though, that some of these gadgets are actually slow, so you should check the capabilities of each CD-Rom before deciding to buy it.

MEANS TO LEARN MY LENGUAGE Hi Tomas! Did you read my last letter on the dictionary issue? Now Im back to deliver some useful advice on your study of Spanish. I will lead you into the Spanish culture as well, trying to destroy all the prejudices Im sure have acted till now on your conception of our country, people and customs. In the process of doing so, Ill try to break with that habitual perspective that has been cast onto the Spanish people, so it will be demanded from you an open perspective. Lets begin then with the language. To date, I would say the best way to keep a good pace is to keep up with the standards and goals you have established for yourself. So you should put into place your expectations and aspirations, link them to your daily life and, with this done, set achievable and realistic goals. These goals will serve the purpose of making you conscious of the path you are following, and therefore feel your actions are performed according to a concrete target. Which should these goals be? Basically, a good many people concur with me the best tool to boost your language skills is the listening, so the first thing to do is to improve this ability, not only in order to improve your understanding of the spoken language, but also to refine your pronunciation and accelerate the speed of your verbal English.

As a rule, Id suggest to listen two hours a day of native speech in case you have already a B1. If you lack the energy to do so, you can shift the listening time to just an hour. It would be also advisable to organize a daily schedule; scattering throughout it breaks placed whenever you could need them. Its no good working many hours in a row, because your attention and efficiency will progressively diminish. With reference to the listening material you should use, good listening demands a great deal of attention. The best way to keep you focused is to make use of the audiovisual support; in other words, it pays to watch series and movies. But be careful! Elaborated according to visual artistic codes, many of them scarcely contain dialogs. It would be therefore useful ascertaining beforehand the film you choose has a good portion of them. The listening, as I said, should constitute the tenet of language learning. In addition to this, one should study grammar and vocabulary- in order to do it, I have attached to this email an incredibly useful vocabulary training program and some grammar booksOk, thats enough talk for today- too much Indeed.

GIVING ADVICE: FUCKING DEAR KATIE Dear mery fuckin alis. Becoming an adaptable person is a skill one only can develop with the help of other people. Despite one can feel intimidated, Its worth making an effort to share your thoughts. So gather courage and communicate your problems to her, always trying on the one hand to avoid making accusations and on the other hand focusing on the detrimental effects her attitude is having on your daily life. As soon as realizes of them, shell acquire the invaluable capability of sympathizing with different people. In the hypothetical case she got mad at you, dont worry; because her anger is the sign your words are pervading her personality, and it will take some days for this process to finish. I wish you luck and patience, brave mari alis. DEAR JOHN FUCKING the cow of your mother JOHANA Endurance is a skill only maturity- that is to say, experience- can provide you with. You should persist on your revolutionary opposition to your boss; there are things not worth changing, also battles no worth being held. Renew, alter your perceptions and try to adjust to your boss, even for this time. Guessing you are one of those revolutionary individuals, I would say trying to learn which battles are not worth enduring should become one of your priorities. This way youll become a flexible, convertible continuosusly capably interchangeable unchangeable peple afsldhr.

Describing people

How much contempt can a photograph contain? We came across an entity, rather than a human being; a symbol representing the disgrace of war condensed in an individual. The individual, not the immaterial symbol, seems to be young, and judging by the color of her skin and the cloth subtly covering her hair we can conclude she is from Israel. Astounded by the contrast between those green, infinite eyes, about which well discuss later, and her brownish skin, the spectator cant help but appreciate a hint of sublimity on this photograph. This contrast is reinforced by the subsequent between that brownish cloth which, ragged, timidly shows us the green underlying that otherwise apparently harsh, sterile surface.

At no time was any animal put in a dangerous situation. Only Such is the strength of his speech that he instigated a revolution Such is the dominance of this kind of thought that congregations had been built all over the country. So compelling is his system of thinking he trapped even the President So appalling was the flood that the mothers couldnt manage to breed her children. So inspirational was her action that a statue was erected on her honor. out comes up go again went in came away went.

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its no secret that my speaking is my weak point It is no secret that I went to the psychologist for 7 months. Its no surprise that she killed her brother Its no surprise she finally didnt came to the party Its no use bringing your books to the class Its no good getting nervous Its no good forgetting your roots.

Its no accident she trod on her exboyfreidn Its no accident he forgot the password Its no coincidence he forgot the password Its no coincidence she trod on her exboyb Its no longer to acquire such a behavior. Theres no denying that he is intelligent Theres no denying that Im a genius. Theres no denying Im a genius Theres no hope for him to find a cure Theres no point in bringing your food to the party Theres no reason to be optimistic Theres no chance of killing Johanson. Theres no chance he becomes the new president of the company Theres no point in bring

Its no secret he stole her mother Its no coincidence the money was not there It is no chance he bought that expensive coat It is no use denying the truth. There is no denying he stole his own mothers purse. There is no reason to deny the usefulness of these books There is no point in There is no question of his integrity There is no question of his dignity There is no reason why this discussion should be ignored

I see it as a part of my role to make Rexco a household name for the next 5 years. We accepted it as a necessary evil that some people may be made redun We view it as important They regarded it as unacceptable I saw it as vital for the future of company tooajofs We accepted it as a minor evil for the development of the company

Dear Ms Johanson

Further to my letter of October 31st humbly offering to your highness my greetings for my new position, I regret to inform you that this time the object of my letter is quite different. It turns out to be many of your workers are manifestly discontent with the facilities of the Ohio company. We have repeatedly communicated to the regional manager our claims, and she has ignored us systematically, and even, as I have been informed, daring to condescend on some of us. This is why I-ve been finally forced to come in contact with thee, because you have have continuously proved how deeply preoccupied you are for our working conditions and facilities. Therefore, and willing to avoid any possible tension in the workplace / because I-ve heard many times from some of my work colleagues open instigations against the company policies and people in power/

Take my tears, which are love-s wine, and try your mistress tears at home, for all your false that taste not just like mine. Alas! Harsh not to deny shine, nor can you more judge womens thoughts by tears, than by her shadow what she wears. A slight clinking behind me made me turn my head. Six black men advanced in a file, toiling at to parve, they walked erect and slow, balancing small baskets full of earth on hteir heads, and the clink kept time with their footsteps. black rangs where wound round their loins, and the short ends waggled to and fro like tails. I could see every rib, the joints of their limbs will like knobs in a rope Which was my first experience with videogames? a fantastic one, I must say. Basically, Ive long wanted a console since many of my friends had one. I frankly envied them. Then, my awesome aunt bought me the Game Boy color. I remember how happy it made me, I whiled away the hours playing to Pokemon Gold. Seen with some perspective, one notices how simple and boring this kind of games can be, but being a child theres no denying the charm of this magic creatures. So I became addicted. Without knowing the value of time, neither the value of life in general, I wasted hour after hour behind the screen. My addiction lead to periodical problems: my parents, noticing how pernicious those videogames were, tried to hide them away without success, because being a genius I always managed to find them. And there I went over and over, my playing experience evolving- in other words, becoming more addicted- when a new generation of videogames was released: game boy color, game boy advance, etc But the time arrived when finally I managed to struggle against these devilish suckers. I decided to throw my Nintendo Ds away in order to study for the philosophy exam. And so I did. After exercising my memory for an hour, Ive realized what an essential role the stress have played in my life since my earliest days. In this epiphanic moment, I can ultimately trace a continuous line crossing my lifetime, a line that connects with historic coherence all my deeds, since my firsts game overs to now.

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