ROLL TO HIT

Written by David Maisel

1609 Sunset Lane, Tallahassee, FL, USA (850) 566 - 9956

1. INT. GARAGE. NIGHT RYAN (21) Sitting with all the other players around him and folded cardboard in front of him hiding his maps. Ryan has a look of rage in his eyes. On Ryans left sits BRAD (23) brad is muscular, well dressed, and he is on his phone and seems to be texting. On Brads left sits OLI (20), Oli is slim, long hair and is wearing dirty pejams. Oli is lights up a bong and coughs. On Olis left and Ryans right sits NORA (21) Nora is has a small figure and sloppy clothing. Nora is on her laptop browsing Tumblr. Well? No one responds RYAN (CONTD) Guys, come on. One sec Ryan looks at Brad BRAD Hold one Im texting this girl Ryan looks at Oli as he finishes coughing What? OLI NORA RYAN

RYAN We cant play like this! Can you guys put down your fucking phone and laptops and concentrate on the god damm game?? Brad looks like he is about to yell but Nora cuts him off NORA Ok I open the door whats in the next room? RYAN Door is locked. BRAD I kick it open! Nora and Ryan look at Brad in silence.

2. NORA I pick the lock. Nora rolls a 20 sided die. NORA (CONTD) 20 plus 18 that's 38. RYAN Door opens. Ok so you open the door and in the other room and there is a high ceiling, stone floor, a chest at the other side and two orcs in the middle what do you wanna do? Nora lifts her hands as if she has nothing to do and signals Ryan to move on to Brad. Brad resumed texting. RYAN (CONTD) Alright Brad you want to do anything? BRAD Whats up? Oh where are we? RYAN Are you FUC.... A loud noise startles the group. NORA What was that? Brad looks at Oli BRAD Hi dipshit your useless anyways, go check what that was. OLI What was what? RYAN Really man? What? Ryan gets up RYAN Ok lets take a break and see what that was. OLI

3. 2. INT. LIVING ROOM. NIGHT All four are walking across the dark living room quietly OLI What are we doing? NORA Shh! We heard a sound. OLI You think someone is in the house? Yes NORA

OLI So why are we walking towards them?? BRAD Because if they touch my shit they are dead. 3. INT. KITCHN. NIGHT Brad Oli and Nora walk into the kitchen Oli goes for the fridge. Nora and Brad look at him and than at each other and continue to talk. BRAD Where was the noise coming from? NORA I think it was coming from our rooms. Oli are you coming? OLI A wizard has no place in the heat of the battle field. Nora and Brad leave the kitchen. 4. INT. HALLWAY. NIGHT Nora is sneaking up the hallway while Brad is walking with a high posture and cracking his knuckles.

4. 5. INT BRADS ROOM NIGHT Brad and Nora enter the room Brads expression immediately changes to worried BRAD Oh no, no, no, fuck no. My babies NORA What? Whats wrong? Brad walks over to his bed, bends over and pulls out a machete from under it. NORA (CONTD) Jesus Christ dude what the fuck? BRAD My cameras are gone, someone took my cameras. NORA Can you calm down please and put that away? Oli walks in the room and is startled by the weapon OLI Whats up Trejo? Nora and Brad look confused OLI (CONTD) Danny Trejo! You know Machete! Rayn knows what Im talking about NORA Where is Ryan? OLI I thought he was with you guys BRAD We thought he was with you NORA Can we not make this a situation a stupid Hollywood movie? RYAN!!!! OLI

5. BRAD SHH! Theres a thief here that I plan to beat up don't scare him away 6. INT. KITCHEN. NIGHT Brad Oli and Nora walk into the kitchen to find a red fluid on the floor. They all look at each other. No way NORA

Nora starts walking towards the stain and she kneels in front of it. She trys to investigate if it is blood but she sliips right into it. NORA (CONTD) Oh my god! Oh my god! Im covered in blood! no way! OLI Thats really blood?? Nora runs to the bathrooms to rinse everything off. 7. INT. LIVING ROOM. NIGHT All the characters are sitting in the living room. they all look tired and scared OLI So Nora you ok? NORA Dont want to talk about it. BRAD I mean was that really blood. Drop it NORA

OLI Do you think Ryan is... Nora and Brad glance at Oli, Oli shuts up. immediately after that there are sounds of running in the house. All characters looked freaked out. After a pause of little silence the door slams.

6. OLI (CONTD) Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. BRAD Calm down man. Nora and brad go to look out the windows and they see the light in the shed is on NORA Should we go there Go where? OLI

BRAD Theres a light in the shed. And yes we should go. Im gonna fuck that guy up Brad starts marching towards the door. NORA Unless he has a gun which in that case we all get shot. 8. EXT. BACK YARD. NIGHT Brad is marching about to bust down the shed door when Nora stops him. And points to the ground. On the ground there is a fishing wire that seems to be attached to a trap. Nora looks at Oli and Brad. Ready? NORA

Oli and Brad nod to agree. Nora pushes the door to open, Oli throws in smoke bombs and Brad charges in with his Machete. RYAN Whoa whoa whoa you maniac. Ryan? Trejo? Oli starts to laugh Told you. OLI BRAD RYAN

7. BRAD What are you... are those my cameras? RYAN Why yes they are good sir, and before you ask any questions I would like to show you my latest work. Ryan plays a video from his laptop. The video is a compilation of all the stuff the group just did. RYAN (CONTD) I made this because I wanted to show you guys that you can all get along and work as a group and our DND will be way cooler, but when that failed i just uploaded it to Facebook and burned your name on social media so Id stay off those sites for a while. BRAD YOU DID WHAT? RYAN Look someone already auto tuned it. Ryan plays an Auto tuned version of Brad getting pissed off OLI So, what youre saying is that we should stop spending all our time on social media because it is disconnecting us from Our fellow human beings and we are not appreciating the beauty of the world and the moment we are living in Ryan is nodding and smile OLI (CONTD) And in order to capture the happiness, and truly enjoy our shot life in this universe we should pay more attention when we are playing pretend characters in a imaginary world? RYAN Good point.

8. NORA BRAD

Bar? Bar!

The four friends walk out on the shed NORA So how did you do that blood stain? RYAN What blood stain? CUT TO: BLACK