Hot in Cleveland returns for its fifth season with a live

episode that airs Wednesday on TV Land.

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Cleveland rocks another live episode as TV Land sitcom returns
On the Cover
Game Time
Unscramble the letters noted with asterisks within the puzzle to
identify the featured celebrity.
ACROSS
1. Vergara of Modern Family
5. This Is the __; 2013 James Fran-
co movie
8. __ __ instant; suddenly
9. Role on The Goldbergs
13. Natalie Coles dad
14. Ma in Marseilles
15. Days of __ Lives
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17. Mac alternatives
18. Life __ __; 2012 film
21. Tos partner, in phrase
22. Alices workplace
25. Actor on M*A*S*H
26. Compete
27. Simon or Williams
28. Vanilla __; movie for Tom Cruise
30. Role on Two and a Half Men
34. CX
35. __ 911! (2003-09)
36. __ Got a Secret
38. Masi Okas role on Hawaii Five-
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40. __ Beale; NCIS: Los Angeles role
41. Actress Panabaker
42. Unsolved Mysteries
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2. Bird __ __ Wire; 1990 Mel Gib-
son movie
3. Big __ Liar; 2002 Frankie Muniz
film
4. __ Plain Sight (2008-12)
5. Unhappily __ After
6. 90 degrees from NW
7. __ Dead Gorgeous; 1999 Kirsten
Dunst film
9. Mayberry resident
10. Period in history
11. Elementary actress (2)
12. Time periods: abbr.
14. Trapper John, __ (1979-86)
19. Role on The Middle
20. __ favor; part of a polite hombres
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23. Ms. Longoria
24. Actor on Blue Bloods
28. Bro or sis
29. Kourtney & Kim Take New __
30. __ Wives
31. Actor Nicholas __
32. Actress __-Margret
33. __ Time for Sergeants
36. Pauls cousin on Mad About
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37. Singer Damone
39. Setting for Designing Women:
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40. Spielbergs 1982 creature
By Jay Bobbin
Zap2it
TV Lands first big success in
original sitcoms is aiming to stay hot
by starting a season live.
Hot in Cleveland begins its fifth
round the same way it came back
in the middle of its fourth, with stars
Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick,
Jane Leeves and Betty White per-
forming the episode as viewers see
it (in the Eastern half of the country)
Wednesday, March 26. Immediately
after, Season 3 of the Cleveland
spinoff The Soul Man will debut the
same way, with Cedric the Entertain-
er and his cast also going live.
Linking the halves of the event,
White and Cedric will appear in both
series, to be shown on tape on the
West Coast but with no modifica-
tions. Hot in Cleveland normally is
done in front of a studio audience, as
was the comedy that made Bertinelli
famous, One Day at a Time ... but
she confirms the live-telecast aspect
doesnt mean less nerves.
Oh, heck, no, she says with a
knowing laugh. The jitters already
started a month ahead. I love it be-
cause the energy is amazing, and
then the show is done, then theres
just fun afterward, but its a little
heart-pounding while youre doing it.
Bertinelli recalls the first Hot in
Cleveland live shot went extremely
well. There was one moment where
Wendie had to get from one set to
the next within five seconds, literally,
and you could hear her running in
the background to try to get to her
entrance in time. It was actually quite
funny, and it was hard for Jane and
me not to giggle. Then at the end,
we all just let go and had a big smile
on our faces.
Moreover, the script was written
as a farce, Bertinelli reports, so
timing was everything. We didnt
have the luxury of really messing up,
because it would break all the timing
of each joke. I have a feeling that
this time, if there are moments that
give us the giggles, theyll let that go
to see what happens. I think most
people were disappointed that we
didnt mess up.
According to Bertinelli, White
remains the engine that powers the
train on live-show nights. Shes her
own animal, just a freak of nature,
bless her, Bertinelli muses. There is
no way we can ever complain about
anything then again, why would
we? because that woman works
her butt off.
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Send questions of general interest to TV Pipeline, StarTV, 1729 Grand Blvd., Kansas City, MO 64108 or e-mail to
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By JAy BOBBiN Zap2it
Q: i loved Killer Women. Do
you know if its coming back?
Judy Harkness, Marietta, Ohio
A: ABC hadnt given any official
word as of this writing, and the
network often doesnt confirm
cancellations until it announces
its next seasons lineup in May,
but a couple of things may work
against the Tricia Helfer-starring,
Sofia Vergara-produced show
being renewed. It didnt score
particularly high ratings, to the
degree that its original order was
reduced by two episodes, thus
ending its run to open up that
Tuesday hour for Mind Games.
Q: i enjoyed the BBC America
miniseries about ian Fleming.
is there a chance Dominic Coo-
per, who played Fleming, could
play James Bond someday?
Brian Grant, Ventura, Calif.
A: Theres always a chance, and
Cooper wouldnt mind getting
that invitation, as he told us in
a conversation about the recent
Fleming: The Man Who Would Be
Bond. He realizes Daniel Craig
is still committed for at least the
next two movies, and he admit-
ted hes not sure whether having
a prior connection to Bond would
work for or against him. Time will
tell.
Q: What has happened to Soap-
Net? it has disappeared from
the local lineup. Elaine isaac-
son, West Palm Beach, Fla.
A: Actually, it has disappeared
from every lineup, since it no
longer exists. Its last day of op-
eration was Dec. 31, and theres
no question it took a big hit when
ABC whose parent company,
Disney, also owned SoapNet
discontinued All My Children
and One Life to Live. Another
blow to the channel was the loss
of The Young and the Restless,
which CBS transferred to its own,
co-owned TVGN last summer.
Q: Doesnt The Tonight Show
moving back to New york make
it more likely that bigger stars
will appear on the late-night
shows based on the East Coast?
Julie Sparks, Racine, Wis.
A: Not necessarily, since if you also
consider the late-late night shows,
its a fairly even split between the
coasts. NBC moved Tonight back
to New York for the Jimmy Fal-
lon era and has kept Late Night
there for Seth Meyers with Da-
vid Lettermans Late Show still
there for CBS, of course.
However, Los Angeles remains
not only the home base for
ABCs Jimmy Kimmel Live and
CBS The Late Late Show With
Craig Ferguson but also for TBS
Conan and Arsenio Halls syn-
dicated show. There are enough
shows for enough guests for
both sides of the country, then.
Q: What happened to Jessica
yellin of CNN? i havent seen
her there in a while. Steve
Portman, Buffalo, N.y.
A: The networks former chief
White House correspondent was
moved last summer to a position
reporting on domestic affairs,
and she left CNN a couple of
months later. She also had cov-
ered the White House for ABC for
several years prior to her CNN
tenure.
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SHOW 642 340 340 540 852
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SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854
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Doctor Who Atlantis Star Trek: The Next Genera-
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CMT 76 56 56 99 525 CMT Music Varied CMT Music Varied Programs Hazzard Varied Movie Varied Programs Reba
CNBC 29 38 33 75 216
Squawk on the Street Fast Money Halftime Report Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell
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COMD 37 42 71 46 140
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FX 62 72 42 53 128
Hancock (2008, Action) Will Smith, Charlize Theron. Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011, Science Fiction) Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel. (:33) Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) Shia LaBeouf.
GOLF 65 33 27 36 641
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GSN 219 179 179 47 173
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HALL 61 137 137 70 176
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HGTV 54 54 58 61 450
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A Walk to Remember (2002) Shane West. (CC) Fools Gold (2008) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) Drop Dead Diva Jane takes a pro bono case. TVPG (:02) Fools Gold (2008) Matthew McConaughey. (CC)
METSPT 30 68 44
Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball NCAA Mens NCAA Mens Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball Kansas Mens Basketball
MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215
Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Rage Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup Wabash Lockup Lockup: Raw
MTV 24 66 68 77 502
(3:00) Bring it On Again Bring it On: All or Nothing (2006, Comedy) Mean Girls (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. Girl Code Girl Code Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640
Speed Skating ISU World Short Track Championships. NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Detroit Red Wings. (N) (Live) (CC) NHL NHL Top 10 Match of the Day Premier League Soccer
NGEO 56 109 109 58 265
Alcatraz: Living Hell TVPG Surviving Alcatraz TVPG Vanished From Alcatraz Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna (N) TV14 Alaska Fish Wars TVPG Wicked Tuna TV14 Alaska Fish Wars TVPG
NiCK 49 60 63 25 314
SpongeBob SpongeBob Bread Thunder Sam & Cat Sam & Cat See Dad Run instant Mom Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TV14 (CC)
OXy 73 185 185 64 368
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SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145
Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue (N) TVPG Contractor Contractor Bar Rescue TVPG Bar Rescue TVPG
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TBS 14 70 50 49 112
Road House Walking Tall (2004) The Rock. 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Madness Walking Tall
TCM 47 52 54 43 790
(2:30) A Summer Place Howto Marry a Millionaire (1953, Comedy) (CC) indiscreet (1958) Cary Grant, Cecil Parker. (CC) Notorious (1946, Suspense) Cary Grant. (CC) Girl Shy (1924)
TLC 40 49 41 60 250
Four Weddings TVPG Four Weddings TVPG My Five Wives TVPG Medium Medium Medium Medium My Five Wives (N) TVPG Medium Medium My Five Wives TVPG
TNT 32 69 51 48 108
NCAA Tip-Off (N) (CC) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (CC) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (CC) Red Dawn (1984, Action) Patrick Swayze. (CC)
TOON 58 59 64 26 325
Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Shrek (2001, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. Steven Univ. Teen Titans King of Hill King of Hill Burgers Burgers Family Guy Family Guy Rick, Morty China, iL
TRAV 72 48 39 59 254
Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Church Secrets & Legends Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum
TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164
Worlds Dumbest... TV14 Worlds Dumbest... TV14 imp. Jokers 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers imp. Jokers Worlds Dumbest... TV14
TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138
Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland King King King King
TVONE 217 173 173 157
Fatal Attraction TV14 Fatal Attraction TV14 Unsung Hollywood TVPG That Girl That Girl Eve TVPG Eve TVPG Martin (CC) Martin (CC) That Girl That Girl Eve TVPG Eve TVPG
UNiV 26 17 73 48
Medicina Desconocida Comediant. Noticiero Aqu y Ahora (SS) Nuestra Belleza Latina (N) TV14 (SS) (:05) Sal y Pimienta TVPG Comediant. Noticiero Tras la Verdad (N) TV14
USA 39 62 52 39 124
Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Law& Order: SVU Sirens TV14 Suits Moot Point TV14 Law& Order
VH1 36 65 67 98 518
Saturday Night Live TV14 Saturday Night Live TV14 Saturday Night Live TV14 Saturday Night Live TV14 The Women of SNL TV14 (CC) The Fabulous Life Of... Mob Wives TV14 (CC)
WE 21 117 117 403 372
CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami Nailed TV14 CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC) CSi: Miami TV14 (CC)
WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180
MLB Preseason Baseball: Cubs at Athletics Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Mad Max (1979) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel. Bones TV14 (CC)
ENC 290 150 150 566 932
(3:00) Waterworld (1995) (CC) (:20) Hard to Kill (1990, Action) (CC) Unforgiven (1992) Clint Eastwood. (CC) (:15) Blade: Trinity (2004) Wesley Snipes. (CC) (:15) Class (1983)
HBO 603 301 301 500 802
Hobbit-Unexpected (:15) War of the Worlds (2005) Tom Cruise. (CC) (:15) The Hangover Part iii (2013) Bradley Cooper. Girls TVMA ViCE TVMA Girls TVMA ViCE TVMA Girls TVMA Great Gats
HBO2 604 302 302 502 804
Argo (2012) Ben Affeck, Bryan Cranston. (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher Snitch (2013) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper. (CC) 42 (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. (CC) Man-iron Fists
MAX 622 320 320 520 832
Dark Knight (:20) The island (2005) Ewan McGregor. (CC) (:40) The Negotiator (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) The Conjuring (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga. (CC) Femme Co-Ed Con.
SHOW 642 340 340 540 852
Episodes Some Girl(s) (2013) Adam Brody. Shameless TVMA (CC) Episodes Lies Shameless (N) TVMA Lies Lies Shameless TVMA (CC) Shameless TVMA (CC)
SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854
(3:30) The Killing Room (:05) Welcome to the Punch (2013) (:45) Hollywoodland (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affeck. Byzantium (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (CC) The Canyons (2013)
TMC 662 350 350 548 882
(3:00) Coach Carter (2005) (CC) Man on a Ledge (2012) (CC) (:15) Java Heat (2013, Action) Kellan Lutz. (CC) Aint Them Bodies Saints (2013) (:40) Soul Plane (2004) Kevin Hart.
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Maury Tests solve paternity
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Star-Crossed (N) TVPG (CC) The TomorrowPeople Stephen
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ESPN FC (N) SportsNation (N) (CC) Womens College Basketball Update Womens College Basketball College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N)
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MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215
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NASCAR Pro Football Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at Boston Bruins. (N) (Live) (CC) NHL Premier League Review Premier League Manchester Mondays
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TRAV 72 48 39 59 254
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NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640
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Modern Fam-
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Howi Met
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Nightly Busi-
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Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
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ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252
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FNC 60 35 35 76 210
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MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215
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TRAV 72 48 39 59 254
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HBO 603 301 301 500 802
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SHOW 642 340 340 540 852
Sellebrity (2012, Documentary) (CC) Some Girl(s) (2013) Adam Brody. Shameless TVMA (CC) Lies Quartet (2012) Maggie Smith. (CC) (:15) The Master (2012) Joaquin Phoenix. (CC)
SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854
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VH1 36 65 67 98 518
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HBO 603 301 301 500 802
(3:15) Taken 2 (2012) Snitch (2013) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper. (CC) Girls TVMA Game John Leguizamos Ghetto Klown TVMA (:45) Girls (:15) Real Sex TVMA ViCE TVMA (:45) Taken 2
HBO2 604 302 302 502 804
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MAX 622 320 320 520 832
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SHOW 642 340 340 540 852
Byzantium (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (CC) People Like Us (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (CC) Lawless (2012) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (CC) Gigolos On the Road (2012) Garrett Hedlund.
SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854
(2:35) The Producers Do the Right Thing (1989) Danny Aiello. (CC) Passing Strange The Movie (2009) DeAdre Aziza. (CC) Jungle Fever (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (CC) Clockers
TMC 662 350 350 548 882
(3:20) As Cool as i Am The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) Passion Play (2010) Mickey Rourke. (:35) Gone (2012) Amanda Seyfried.
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A&E 35 51 55 41 132
Criminal Minds TV14 Criminal Minds TV14 Flip This House TVPG Flipping Boston (N) TVPG Flipping Boston TVPG Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Wahlburgers Storage Storage
AMC 42 53 53 42 795
Rifeman Broken Arrow (1950) James Stewart. (CC) Aliens (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn. (CC) X2: X-Men United (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman.
ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252
To Be Announced To Be Announced
BBC 225 114 114 400 188
Kitchen Nightmares TV14 Top Gear TVPG (CC) Top Gear Caravans. TVPG Top Gear TVG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC) Doctor Who TVPG (CC)
BET 25 40 66 65 155
Moesha Moesha Being Mary Jane (2013) Gabrielle Union. TV14 (CC) Being Mary Jane TVPG Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TVPG
BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181
Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Housewives/NyC Housewives/NyC Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly
CMT 76 56 56 99 525
CMT Music TVPG CMT Social TVPG Hot 20 Countdown A countdown of the biggest music videos. TVPG (CC) Jeff Dunham: Spark of insanity TV14 (CC) Jeff Dunhams Achmed
CNBC 29 38 33 75 216
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CNN 44 37 37 72 202
Smerconish (N) (Live) CNN Newsroom Latest on the days top news stories with a focus on global news, trends and destinations. (N) your Money Newsroom CNN Newsroom (N) Gupta
COMD 37 42 71 46 140
(7:30) your Highness (2011) (CC) National Lampoons Van Wilder (2002) (CC) Trading Places (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy. Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Mike Myers.
DiSC 45 47 40 56 120
Fast N Loud TV14 (CC) Lords of the Car Hoards Lords of the Car Hoards Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Clash of the Ozarks TV14 Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa TV14 (CC) Amish Mafa TV14 (CC)
DiSN 70 58 62 27 302
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E! 53 41 72 51 134
Sex-City Closet Envy E! News (N) TVPG Fashion Police TV14 The Voice Vocalists take part in blind auditions. TVPG The Voice TVPG (CC) The Voice Highlights of the blind auditions. TVPG
ESPN 33 28 13 31 602
SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Womens College Basketball Update Womens College Basketball Basketball
ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606
30 for 30 (CC) NHRA Drag Racing Womens College Gymnastics SEC Championship. ATP Tennis Sony Open, Womens Final. From Miami. (N) College Hockey
ESPNC 304 445 603
Century Sports SportsCentury (CC) SportsCentury (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) The Clemente Effect (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) Battle Lines (CC) Battle Lines
FAM 48 57 60 23 566
Sorcerer Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter-Goblet of Fire
FNC 60 35 35 76 210
FOX and Friends Saturday Bulls, Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin in Americas News HQ Americas News HQ Jour. Americas News Headquarters (N) Healthy you News HQ
FOOD 52 26 26 62 452
Trishas Sou. Pioneer Wo. Pioneer Wo. Heartland T. The Kitchen (N) TVG Worst Cooks in America Beat Bobby My. Diners Restaurant: impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Food Court Wars TVG
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Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Spider-Man 2 (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. Spider-Man 3 (2007, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco.
GOLF 65 33 27 36 641
European PGA Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Final Day. Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. (N) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Spotlight Coverage.
GSN 219 179 179 47 173
Password Whammy! Whammy! Love Newlywed Newlywed Mind- Man Mind- Man 1 vs. 100 TVG (CC) Minute to Win it TVPG Dog Eat Dog TVPG (CC) Family Feud Family Feud
HALL 61 137 137 70 176
i Love Lucy i Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Dads Home (2010) David James Elliott. TVPG Uncorked (2010) Julie Benz. TVPG (CC)
HGTV 54 54 58 61 450
Hse Crash Hse Crash Love it or List it, Too TVG Love it or List it, Too TVG Love it or List it, Too TVG Love it or List it TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG
HiST 27 46 32 55 256
Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Seven Signs of the Apocalypse TVPG (CC) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars
LiFE 51 55 57 38 360
Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Unsolved Mysteries TV14 Odd Girl Out (2005) Alexa Vega. TV14 (CC) Gone Missing (2013, Suspense) Daphne Zuniga. (CC) Taken for Ransom TV14
METSPT 30 68 44
(6:00) Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available
MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215
(7:00) Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt (N) MSNBC Live (N) Disrupt With Karen Finney
MTV 24 66 68 77 502
Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Vampires Suck (2010) Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske. My Bosss Daughter
NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640
English Premier League Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Premier English Premier League Soccer Goal Zone MLS Soccer: Fire at United
NGEO 56 109 109 58 265
Building Wild TVPG Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Brothers in War TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14
NiCK 49 60 63 25 314
SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants Sanjay Bread SpongeBob The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (CC) SpongeBob Bread Bread SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat TVG (CC)
OXy 73 185 185 64 368
Celeb Under Celeb Under Duplex (2003) Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Greg Kinnear. Duplex (2003) Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore. Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145
The incredible Hulk (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth. Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TVPG Cops TV14
SyFy 46 63 65 45 151
Twi. Zone Jim Hensons Dracula 2000 (2000) Christopher Plummer. (CC) Blade ii (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson. (CC) Cirque du Freak: The Vampires Assistant (2009)
TBS 14 70 50 49 112
There yet? King King Get Smart (2008) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. Friends Friends Friends Friends Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy
TCM 47 52 54 43 790
(7:15) Executive Suite Carson The Girl From Mexico (1939) Duel in the Sun (1946) Jennifer Jones, Gregory Peck. (CC) Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) Pat Boone. (CC)
TLC 40 49 41 60 250
Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence
TNT 32 69 51 48 108
Law& Order TV14 Law& Order TV14 Law& Order TV14 Law& Order TV14 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. (CC) (DVS)
TOON 58 59 64 26 325
Ben 10 Leg.-Chima Teen Titans Teen Titans Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular Regular
TRAV 72 48 39 59 254
Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Paradise TVPG Food Paradise TVPG Food Paradise TVG (CC)
TRUTV 74 31 47 63 164
Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Red Handed Pawn Pawn
TVLAND 41 44 59 24 138
Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cleveland (:12) The Soul Man TVPG Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (:12) Roseanne TVPG Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch
TVONE 217 173 173 157
Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Good Times Sanford Sanford
UNiV 26 17 73 48
Backyard Jungle Book Dora... Go, Diego Pagado Pagado El Chavo Animado TVPG Sabadazo TV14 (SS) (2:55) La Ley del Monte
USA 39 62 52 39 124
Psych TVPG Chrisley Chrisley NCiS In the Zone TV14 NCiS Recoil TV14 NCiS About Face TV14 NCiS TV14 (CC) NCiS Agent Afoat TV14 NCiS TVPG (CC)
VH1 36 65 67 98 518
Top 20 Video Countdown Top 20 Video Countdown Best Week The Blues Brothers (1980, Musical Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. (CC) (:45) Saturday Night Live TV14 (CC) (2:50) Saturday Night Live
WE 21 117 117 403 372
Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Along Came Polly (2004) Ben Stiller. Along Came Polly (2004) Ben Stiller. Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace
WGN-A 15 24 22 40 180
Matlock TVPG (CC) Matlock The DJ TVPG in the Heat of the Night in the Heat of the Night in the Heat of the Night LawOrder: Ci LawOrder: Ci Law& Order TV14 (CC)
ENC 290 150 150 566 932
Oz the Great and Powerful (:10) A Knights Tale (2001) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. (CC) (:25) Larger Than Life (1996) (CC) Looper (2012, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. (CC) Oz the Great and Powerful
HBO 603 301 301 500 802
Miss Con. 2 Silicon Doll & Em REAL Sports Gumbel (:45) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen. (CC) (:45) Snitch (2013) Dwayne Johnson. (CC) Paycheck
HBO2 604 302 302 502 804
Miss Pettigrew Boxing TVPG (CC) Boxing TVPG (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher 42 (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. (CC) (:10) The Return (2006, Suspense) (CC) Snake Eyes
MAX 622 320 320 520 832
Date Movie (:40) Les Misrables (2012, Musical) Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe. (CC) (:20) The island (2005) Ewan McGregor. (CC) (:40) Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. (CC)
SHOW 642 340 340 540 852
Quality Balls: Steinberg W. (2008) Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks. (CC) (:15) The Longest yard (2005) Adam Sandler. (CC) (:15) Hollywoodland (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affeck. Some Girl(s)
SHOW2 643 341 341 541 854
Passion Fish (:20) Quartet (2012) Maggie Smith. Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the Way (2013) Notting Hill (1999) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. (:35) The impossible (2012) Naomi Watts. (CC) Rescue
TMC 662 350 350 548 882
The Sting (:40) D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) Emilio Estevez. Gosford Park (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins, Bob Balaban. (CC) (12:50) Valhalla Rising (2009) (CC) As Cool as i Am (2013) Claire Danes.
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48 Hours TVPG (CC) 48 Hours TVPG (CC) KCTV5 News at
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Nightline Prime (N) (CC) 20/20 TVPG (CC) News Two and a Half
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Antiques Roadshow Baton
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Doc Martin Hazardous
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Scott & Bailey A gruesome
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Doctor Who New York City
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Austin City Limits TVPG (CC)
29
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30 Rock TV14
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Til Death
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Law& Order: Criminal intent
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Law& Order: Criminal intent
Saving Face TV14
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Scared Crazy TV14
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Dollhouse TV14
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Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) Diane Lane. A woman
moves to Italy and befriends a married man.
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A&E 35 51 55 41 132
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AMC 42 53 53 42 795
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ANPLAN 57 45 61 57 252
To Be Announced Too Cute! TVPG (CC) Too Cute! TVPG Too Cute! TVPG My Cat From Hell Too Cute! TVPG My Cat From Hell
BBC 225 114 114 400 188
Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Ripper Street (N) TVMA (:15) Red Dragon (2002) Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton. (CC) Ripper Street
BET 25 40 66 65 155
Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Being Mary Jane TV14 Big Mommas House (2000) Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. (CC) Daddys Little Girls (2007) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba. (CC)
BRAVO 50 50 70 44 181
Housewives The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. The Bourne Supremacy
CMT 76 56 56 99 525
Achmed Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself TV14 Mall Cop (2004, Comedy) Derek Cecil. Premiere. Swamp Swamp My Big Red Tattoo Titans (N) TV14 Ron White: Salute to the Troops 2014
CNBC 29 38 33 75 216
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CNN 44 37 37 72 202
CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Newsroom Spotlight Chicagoland Death RowStories Death RowStories Chicagoland Death RowStories
COMD 37 42 71 46 140
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DiSC 45 47 40 56 120
inside the Gangsters Code inside the Gangsters Code Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Timber Kings TVPG (CC) Timber Kings (N) TVPG Buying Log Buying Log Timber Kings TVPG (CC)
DiSN 70 58 62 27 302
Liv & Maddie Dog Dog Dog Tangled (2010) Zachary Levi (CC) (:45) Despicable Me (2010) Jason Segel (CC) Mighty Med Jessie TVG Liv & Maddie Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm
E! 53 41 72 51 134
Total Divas TV14 E! News TVPG Maid in Manhattan (2002) Jennifer Lopez. 13 Going on 30 (2004) Jennifer Garner. Fashion Police TV14 Eric & Jessie: Game On
ESPN 33 28 13 31 602
Womens College Basketball Update Womens College Basketball Nine for iX TVG SportsCenter Featured (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
ESPN2 34 29 29 32 606
Hockey College Hockey NHRA Drag Racing Play Ball (N) E:60 College GameDay (N) (Live)
ESPNC 304 445 603
Battle Lines 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) Catching Hell (2011, Documentary) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC)
FAM 48 57 60 23 566
(3:00) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Rupert Grint Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Daniel Radcliffe.
FNC 60 35 35 76 210
The Five Americas News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Jeanine Hannity Red Eye Justice With Jeanine
FOOD 52 26 26 62 452
Cutthroat Kitchen TVG Chopped TVG Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive
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GSN 219 179 179 47 173
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HALL 61 137 137 70 176
The Sweeter Side of Life (2013) Kathryn Morris. (CC) Meet My Mom (2010) Lori Loughlin. TVPG (CC) When Calls the Heart TVG Just Desserts (2004) Lauren Holly. TVPG (CC) Golden Girls Golden Girls
HGTV 54 54 58 61 450
Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG Property Brothers TVG House Hunters Renovation Hunters Hunters intl Property Brothers TVG
HiST 27 46 32 55 256
Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Vikings TV14 (CC) Vikings Invasion TV14 Vikings Treachery TV14 Vikings TV14 (CC) (:02) Vikings TV14 (CC) (:01) Vikings TV14 (CC)
LiFE 51 55 57 38 360
(3:00) Taken for Ransom Taken Back: Finding Haley (2012) Moira Kelly. (CC) Zoe Gone (2014) Jean Louisa Kelly. Premiere. TV14 The Wrong Woman (2013) Danica McKellar. TV14 (CC) (:02) Zoe Gone TV14 (CC)
METSPT 30 68 44
(2:00) Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available Programming information Not Available
MSNBC 28 39 34 74 215
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MTV 24 66 68 77 502
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NBCSP 55 27 46 35 640
MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at D.C. United. Road to the Derby World Series World Series World Series World Series of Fighting 9 (N) (Live) Premier League Match of the Day
NGEO 56 109 109 58 265
Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Drugs, inc. TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14 Wicked Tuna TV14
NiCK 49 60 63 25 314
SpongeBob SquarePants TVY7 (CC) Sam & Cat Sam & Cat SpongeBob 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards instant Mom 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards (:36) Friends (:12) Friends TVPG (CC)
OXy 73 185 185 64 368
(3:00) Little Miss Sunshine Shes All That (1999) Freddie Prinze Jr. The Princess Diaries (2001) Julie Andrews. The Princess Diaries (2001) Julie Andrews. Shes All That (1999)
SPiKE 38 64 49 50 145
Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Auction Auction Cops TV14 Cops TVPG Cops TV14 Cops TV14 Auction Auction
SyFy 46 63 65 45 151
Underworld: Evolution (2006) Kate Beckinsale. (CC) Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) (CC) 30 Days of Night (2007) Josh Hartnett, Melissa George. Premiere. 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010) (CC)
TBS 14 70 50 49 112
Pregame (N) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) inside March Madness (N) Cougar Town Deal With it
TCM 47 52 54 43 790
The Great Race (1965, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon. (CC) His Girl Friday (1940) Cary Grant. (CC) Shock Corridor (1963, Drama) Peter Breck. (CC) While the City Sleeps (CC)
TLC 40 49 41 60 250
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Sunday
NASCAR Racing
1:30 p.m. on WDAF
Denny Hamlin no doubt has few fond
memories of last March at Auto Club
Speedway. It was here in the Auto Club
400 that Hamlin wound up with a frac-
tured vertebra following a last-lap crash
with Joey Logano that allowed Kyle
Busch to slip by to take the win. Much ill
will ensued, including a post-race dust-
up between Logano and Tony Stewart,
and Hamlin wound up missing four
races. All combatants return today to do
battle on the 2-mile Southern California
oval.
Americas Funniest Home Videos
6 p.m. on KMBC
Ever had your butt pressure taken?
A little girls medical malapropism is a
highlight of a segment featuring funny
things kids say. This new episode also
includes a montage of peoples reactions
to loved ones pregnancy announce-
ments and a game of Head, Gut or
Groin. Tom Bergeron hosts.
The Simpsons
7 p.m. on WDAF
Marge and Homer buy a painting from
the Van Houtens at a yard sale. It costs
them $20, but Lisa recognizes it as an
early 20th-century painters work worth
as much as $100,000. Now they have to
decide whether to keep the money or
split it with the Van Houtens in the new
episode The War of Art.
American Dream Builders
7 p.m. on KSHB
In each episode of this new competition,
two teams of accomplished builders
and designers put their expertise to
work on a pair of similar looking homes
in the same neighborhood. The shows
three judges choose the makeover they
like better, and the losing team sends a
member home. Nate Berkus hosts and
also serves on the judging panel with
football player-turned-landscape archi-
tect Eddie George and interior designer
Monica Pedersen.
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
8 p.m. on WDAF
Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) sup-
plies a couple of voices for this new epi-
sode, including that of Edmond Halley.
Yes. hes the namesake of the famous
comet, but he was also a friend of Isaac
Newton and helped him find the courage
to publish the revolutionary work Prin-
cipia Mathematica. Neil deGrasse Tyson
hosts When Knowledge Conquered
Fear.
Resurrection
8 p.m. on KMBC
As Henry (Kurtwood Smith) struggles to
accept that Jacob (Landon Gimenez) is
really his son, opening the boys grave
raises more questions than it answers.
Bellamy and Maggie (Omar Epps, Devin
Kelley) look in the river for clues to the
deaths of Jacob and Caleb (Sam Hazel-
dine) and learn something about Calebs
criminal past. A surprise turn of events
rattles Pastor Tom (Mark Hildreth) in the
new episode Two Rivers.
Drop Dead Diva
8 p.m., 12:02 a.m. on LiFE
Season 6 opens with a two-hour pre-
miere. Grayson (Jackson Hurst) is avoid-
ing Jane (Brooke Elliott) since their most
recent encounter left him in shock.
Janes pro bono client, a lunch lady try-
ing to get meal funding reinstated for
needy students, isnt what she seems.
Owens (Lex Medlin) estranged brother
(Colin Egglesfield) turns up to ask him
for legal help. April Bowlby also stars in
Truth & Consequences; Soulmates.
The Mentalist
9 p.m. on KCTV
Grace (Amanda Righetti) becomes the
latest target of the killer whos been go-
ing after former CBI members. When the
teams prime suspect turns out to have
an airtight alibi, Jane (Simon Baker)
calls on all his skills to find his colleague
before its too late in the new episode
White as the Driven Snow. Tim Kang
and Wayne Rigsby also star.
Crisis
9 p.m. on KSHB
As Meg Fitch (Gillian Anderson) scram-
bles to put a sum of money together to
get Amber (Halston Page) back, the Paki-
stani ambassador is ordered to do the
unthinkable to free his son. Dunn and
Finleys (Rachael Taylor, Lance Gross)
search for a missing Secret Service agent
yields a surprise. At the mansion, the
students captors continue to test them
in the new episode If You Are Watching
This I Am Dead.
Girls
9 p.m., 10 p.m., 11 p.m. on HBO
On Adams (Adam Driver) opening night,
Hannah (Lena Dunham) receives a piece
of news that could change the direction
of their relationship and her own career.
Marnie (Allison Williams) shares a secret
with Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet), who is
dealing with some news of her own. Jes-
sas (Jemima Kirke) boss asks her for an
out-of-the-ordinary favor in the season
finale, Two Plane Rides.
Monday
MLB Preseason Baseball
12 p.m. on ESPN
Opening Day is still a week away, but
that hasnt stopped the Pittsburgh Pi-
rates from returning a little early to PNC
Park as they face the Detroit Tigers in
preseason action. The Bucs, led by 2013
NL MVP Andrew McCutchen, hope to
build on their first postseason appear-
ance in 21 years. Miguel Cabrera and the
Tigers, meanwhile, are always thinking
championship, something they missed
out on in 2013 after being eliminated by
the Red Sox in the ALCS.
Dancing With the Stars
7 p.m. on KMBC
A change of co-hosts isnt the only thing
thats new about the competitions 18th
season. For the first time in the shows
history, contestants will be required to
change partners. Its called the Switch
Up, and it allows viewers at home to
vote on changes in the pairings which
can only make the competition more
interesting. Tom Bergeron hosts this new
episode.
Star-Crossed
7 p.m. on KCWE
After a tabloid photographer (Jabari
Thomas) confronts Emery (Aimee Tee-
garden) with video of her talking about
cyper, she asks Julia (Malese Jow) to
help her find him a replacement story.
Graysons (Grey Damon) parents throw a
charity ball, which Drake plans to attend
to carry out a mission for Vega (Merle
Dandridge). Roman (Matt Lanter) goes,
too, to keep an eye on Drake, but they
get more than they expected in the new
episode Stabbed With a White Wenchs
Black Eye.
The Voice
7 p.m. on KSHB
The battle rounds continue in this new
episode, as coaches Adam Levine, Usher,
Blake Shelton and Shakira pit members
of their teams against one another in
duets. Afterward, each coach picks the
stronger singer and has the option of
stealing a losing artist from another
coach. The Band Perry, Aloe Blacc, Mi-
randa Lambert and Jill Scott advise the
coaches.
The Tomorrow People
8 p.m. on KCWE
Stephen (Robbie Amell) discovers a clue
that the Tomorrow People have been
seeking. John and Russell (Luke Mitchell,
Aaron Yoo) learn that Jedikiah (Mark
Pellegrino) is implementing a dangerous
plan. Cara (Peyton List) is surprised to
learn the identity of a new break-out in
the new episode Endgame. Madeleine
Mantock also stars.
Dallas
8 p.m., 9:01 p.m. on TNT
Bobby and Sue Ellen (Patrick Duffy,
Linda Gray) call in the governor (Steven
Weber) to assist them in their attempt
to keep John Ross (Josh Henderson)
from turning into his father. Christopher
(Jesse Metcalfe) learns some surprising
information about Heathers (AnnaLynne
McCord) past. Cliff (Ken Kercheval) en-
courages Elena (Jordana Brewster) to
pursue a different path in her quest for
justice. Emma Bell also stars in the new
episode D.T.R.
Bates Motel
9 p.m., 10:01 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:02 a.m.
on A&E
In the aftermath of Calebs (Kenny John-
son) return, Dylan (Max Thieriot) ques-
tions his loyalty to Norma (Vera Farmiga)
and Norman (Freddie Highmore), whos
becoming more worried about his uncles
presence. Normas new friend Christine
(Rebecca Creskoff) leads her into White
Pines social scene. Romero (Nestor Car-
bonell) is caught in the middle of a drug
war in the new episode Check-Out.
The Blacklist
9:01 p.m. on KSHB
A Russian cyberterrorist known only as
Ivan (Mark Ivanir, Royal Pains) is the
prime suspect in the theft of a new cy-
ber defense asset. Red (James Spader)
helps Liz (Megan Boone) unmask a ma-
jor cover-up. New evidence related to
Jolenes (Rachel Brosnahan) disappear-
ance helps unravel some of the mystery
surrounding Tom (Ryan Eggold) in the
new episode Ivan.
Private Lives of Nashville Wives
10:02 p.m., 11:02 p.m. on TNT
An important piece of news from Sarah
challenges the women to be there for
one another in difficult times. Old habits
die hard, however, and one woman with
a predilection for hijacking conversations
cant help but do it again in the new epi-
sode No Sad Songs.
Tuesday
The Story of the Jews With Si-
mon Schama
7 p.m. on KCPT, KTWU
In this ambitious five-part documentary
series, historian Schama takes viewers
on a fascinating journey through the his-
tory of the Jewish people from biblical
times through the present day, weaving
a tapestry thats as rich and colorful as
the people it portrays.
Supernatural
8 p.m. on KCWE
A report of mild-mannered people turn-
ing into violent killers has Sam (Jared
Padalecki) suspecting possession. He
suggests that he and Dean (Jensen Ack-
les) investigate, but his brother, whos
still struggling with the effects of the
Mark of Cain, urges him to go alone. Sam
finds an elderly woman (Jenny OHara)
who tells him about a visit to her town
by the Men of Letters in 1958. Series star
Misha Collins directed the new episode
Mothers Little Helper.
Andrew Zimmerns Big Depar-
ture
8 p.m., 11 p.m. on TRAV
Weve all got our preconceived notions
about places we havent been to, and
even though hes a world traveler, An-
drew Zimmern is no exception. In this
new special, he shares 10 preconceived
notions about a place, then spends a
week there, learning which of them are
true and which are false.
About a Boy
8:01 p.m. on KSHB
When Marcus (Benjamin Stockham) be-
gins dropping hints that Will (David Wal-
ton) should start dating Fiona (Minnie
Driver), Will goes all out to nip that idea
Best Bets
in the bud. After getting some advice
from Dakota (Leslie Bibb) about diving
back into the dating pool, Fiona asks her
plumber out, with surprising results, in
the new episode About a Plumber.
Growing Up Fisher
8:31 p.m. on KSHB
Mel (J.K. Simmons) supports Joyces
(Jenna Elfman) decision to get a job, but
he isnt too thrilled when she gets hired
at his law firm. To his surprise, though,
they work well together. Now all Joyce
has to do is win over Mels secretary
(Carla Jimenez). Katie (Ava Deluca-Ver-
ley) gives Henry (Eli Baker) some advice
on getting Jennys (Isabela Moner) atten-
tion in the new episode Work With Me.
Wild Things With Dominic
Monaghan
9 p.m., 12 a.m., 3 a.m. on BBC
If there are two things Dominic
Monaghan is passionate about, they are
acting and wildlife. He gets to combine
the two in this amazing travel-adven-
ture series, starting its second season
tonight, in which he explores remote
corners of the globe in search of the
most interesting slithering and crawling
creatures. In the season premiere, he
gets up close and personal with a giant
spitting cobra and almost gets trampled
by an elephant.
Justified
9 p.m., 10:03 p.m., 12:18 a.m. on FX
A shooting that takes place close to
home forces both Raylan and Boyd
(Timothy Olyphant, Walton Goggins) to
decide how far theyre willing to go and
what lines theyre OK with crossing in
the new episode The Toll. Michael Ra-
paport and Jere Burns also star.
Jim Hensons Creature Shop
Challenge
9 p.m., 11 p.m. on SyFy
Ten designers compete for a $100,000
cash prize and a contract with the titular
studio in this new reality series. Brian
Henson, chairman of the Jim Henson
Company and son of the man who gave
us Kermit and friends, heads up the
judging panel, which also includes crea-
ture designers Beth Hathaway and Kirk
R. Thatcher. In the premiere, What Lies
Beneath, the contestants must build an
underwater creature.
Cougar Town
9 p.m. on TBS
As Chick (Ken Jenkins) begins to show
the first symptoms of Alzheimers, Jules
(Courteney Cox) urges him to move clos-
er to her and Grayson (Josh Hopkins).
Then Grayson inadvertently suggests
Chick move in with them something he
soon regrets. Travis (Dan Byrd) impend-
ing college graduation has Laurie and El-
lie (Busy Philipps, Christa Miller) arguing
over who is Jules No. 1 friend. Brian Van
Holt also stars in the new episode Love
Is a Long Road.
Person of interest
9:01 p.m. on KCTV
Reese and Finch (Jim Caviezel, Michael
Emerson) are plunged into the com-
plicated world of international politics
when their latest person of interest
a former government contractor is
found to be stalking a United Nations
diplomat. An enemy of Roots (Amy
Acker) tries to get the upper hand in the
new episode Allegiance. Kevin Chap-
man also stars.
Wednesday
MLB Preseason Baseball
12 p.m. on ESPN
With the 2014 regular season a few days
away, teams go about the business of
evaluating players and making their
final cuts. Two that figure to go far this
year clash today in Jupiter, Fla., where
Matt Holliday and the St. Louis Cardinals
host Bryce Harper and the Washington
Nationals. The Nats hope to put a disap-
pointing 2013 behind them this year,
while the Cards hope to improve on their
National League championship of a year
ago.
Arrow
7 p.m. on KCWE
Frank Bertinelli (Jeffrey Nordling) is
arrested, and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) is
selected to try his case, making her a
target for his daughter, Helena (Jessica
De Gouw) aka the Huntress. Oliver
(Stephen Amell) tells Sara (Caity Lotz)
he can handle the situation, but he cant
stop her from acting when Helena takes
Laurel and others hostage at the court-
house. Colton Haynes and Willa Holland
also star in the new episode Birds of
Prey.
NBA Basketball
7 p.m., 2 a.m. on ESPN
Tonights ESPN doubleheader tips off
with a peach of a matchup when the
Eastern Conferences elite, the Miami
Heat and Indiana Pacers, face each other
at Indys Bankers Life Fieldhouse. These
teams have played two closely contested
games this season, each taking come-
from-behind victories on their home
courts. In the late game, the Memphis
Grizzlies continue their drive for a post-
season berth in the West in their road
game against the Utah Jazz.
Suburgatory
7:30 p.m. on KMBC
Tessa (Jane Levy) isnt sure how to react
when Lisa (Allie Grant) announces shes
proposing to Malik (Maestro Harrell),
so she seeks advice from George (Jer-
emy Sisto). Unfortunately, the proposal
doesnt go as planned. George suspects
that his girlfriend (Natasha Leggero) is
being rude to her subordinates at work
in the new episode Catch and Release.
Carly Chaikin also stars.
Criminal Minds
8 p.m. on KCTV
Complications from his stabbing have
Hotch (Thomas Gibson) fighting for his
life and having visions of his late wife,
Haley (Meredith Monroe), and his nem-
esis, the Reaper (C. Thomas Howell).
The rest of the team investigates the
estranged father of a missing teen as a
possible suspect in her disappearance.
Joe Mantegna and Shemar Moore also
star in Route 66.
The 100
8 p.m. on KCWE
Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty
(Eliza Taylor, Bob Morley, Marie Avgero-
poulos, Thomas McDonell, Chris Larkin)
go in search of Jasper (Devon Bostick)
after receiving word that he might be
alive. What they discover gives them a
shock. On the Ark, Abby (Paige Turco)
asks Raven (Lindsey Morgan) to help her
make an escape pod in the new episode
Earth Skills. Isaiah Washington also
stars.
Psych
8 p.m., 11:08 p.m. on USA
So long, Shawn and Gus; its been good
to know you. As the lighthearted po-
lice drama ends its eight-season run,
Shawn (James Roday) has a big decision
to make as he and Gus (Dule Hill) join
forces with Lassiter, Henry and Woody
(Timothy Omundson, Corbin Bernsen,
Kurt Fuller) to investigate a real estate
executives murder. Kirsten Nelson and
Maggie Lawson also star in The Break-
up; Mira Sorvino guest stars.
CSi: Crime Scene investigation
9 p.m. on KCTV
In this episode, Russell (Ted Danson) and
his colleagues investigate a murder and
robbery at a high-stakes poker game.
How high were those stakes? There was
more than $1 million in chips on the
table. Elisabeth Shue, George Eads, Paul
Guilfoyle and Jorja Fox also star in Take
the Money and Run.
Flipping Out
9 p.m., 10:30 p.m. on BRAVO
Persistent project delays tax Jeffs pa-
tience in this new episode, then a new
clients indecision pushes him over the
edge. He decides to sell Gramercy and
get back into house flipping, where he
has more control. The team introduces
Jeffs new line of paint to the public at a
trade show in Back Flipping.
Doll & Em
9 p.m. on HBO
Em (Emily Mortimer) cant come up with
any tears while filming a funeral scene,
but Doll (Dolly Wells), whos been cast
as an extra, pulls it off easily. Between
takes, Doll gets to know John Cusack
and has a minor accident. Jonathan Cake
also stars in this new episode.
Hot in Cleveland
9 p.m., 10 p.m., 12 a.m. on TVLAND
The sitcom opens its fifth season with
a gimmick that its stars had fun with in
Season 4: a live telecast that also serves
as a crossover with its spinoff, The Soul
Man which is also airing its season
premiere live. Soul star Cedric the En-
tertainer will appear in the Cleveland
episode, and Betty White will return the
favor on his show. Valerie Bertinelli, Jane
Leeves and Wendie Malick also star.
Thursday
PGA Tour Golf
2 p.m., 8 p.m. on GOLF
The PGA Tour heads down Alamo way
this week as players including Jim Fu-
ryk, Sergio Garcia, Matt Kuchar and
defending champion Martin Laird tee it
up in the Valero Texas Open. Laird was
sterling in last years final round at TPC
San Antonio, shooting a nine-under 63
to hold off a resurgent Rory McIlroy by
two strokes.
The Vampire Diaries
7 p.m. on KCWE
To protect Stefan (Paul Wesley) from
Sloan (Caitlin McHugh), Caroline and
Enzo (Candice Accola, Michael Malarkey)
agree to go to Atlanta to track down a
new doppelganger. During the trip, Enzo
opens up to Caroline about his past. Ele-
na and Damon (Nina Dobrev, Ian Somer-
halder) get bad news about Jeremys
(Steven R. McQueen) behavior at school.
Bonnie (Kat Graham) has a disturbing
encounter with Luke (Chris Brochu) in
the new episode Rescue Me.
Reign
8 p.m. on KCWE
After agreeing to help Bash (Torrance
Coombs) uncover the threat in the
woods, Francis (Toby Regbo) finds him-
self in danger, with Bash the only one
who can save him. The king (Alan Van
Sprang) becomes obsessed with a ser-
vant (Kathryn Prescott) who wins Queen
for a Day. Greer (Celina Sinden) has her
own trouble with a servant (Jonathan
Keltz) whom she gets caught kissing in
the new episode Monsters. Adelaide
Kane and Megan Follows also star.
Hollywood Game Night
8 p.m. on KSHB
In a possible homage to participating
star Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your
Mother), this episode is called How
I Met Your Buzzer. Other celebrities
taking part in this round of off-the-wall
party games include Mayim Bialik (The
Big Bang Theory), Mark Feuerstein
(Royal Pains), Taran Killam (12 Years a
Slave), Angie Harmon (Rizzoli & Isles)
and the Fonz himself, Henry Winkler.
Jane Lynch (Glee) hosts.
Surviving Jack
8:30 p.m. on WDAF
Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: Spe-
cial Victims Unit) is the Jack of this new
sitcoms title, a doctor who becomes a
stay-at-home dad when his wife (Rachael
Harris) decides to go to law school. Con-
nor Buckley and Claudia Lee play the
couples children.
Parenthood
9 p.m. on KSHB
Joel and Sarah (Sam Jaeger, Lauren Gra-
ham) celebrate finishing their respective
work projects in this new episode. Adam
Best Bets
(Peter Krause) takes Max (Max Burkhold-
er) on an adventure to help him get over
an unpleasant school trip. Amber (Mae
Whitman) surprises Sydney and Victor
(Savannah Paige Rae, Xolo Mariduena)
with a new activity in hopes of raising
their spirits in Fraud Alert. Monica Pot-
ter and Craig T. Nelson also star.
ice Cold Gold
9 p.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m. on ANPLAN
In this new episode, half the team has
found a rich ruby deposit in the Red
Zone, but Americos drill isnt performing
well. At base camp, Chad and the rest
of the team have only a limited time to
find rubies in the river as their dredge is
running out of fuel, and an approaching
boat means unwanted competition. An
encounter with an arctic fox has a sur-
prising outcome in Rubies Revealed.
Vikings
9 p.m., 10:02 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:03 a.m.
on HiST
Lagertha and Ragnar (Katheryn Win-
nick, Travis Fimmel) join forces to win
Kattegat back from Jarl Borg (Thorbjorn
Harr) in this new episode. As Aslaug
(Alyssa Sutherland) realizes she must
face the truth of her prophecies, Ath-
elstan (George Blagden) struggles with
his faith. Bjorn (Alexander Ludwig) has
another difficult decision to make in An-
swers in Blood.
Americas Worst Tattoos
9:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m. on TLC
Tattoo artists Megan Massacre, Jeremy
Swan, Tim Pangburn and Lisa Del Toro
return for a second season of turning
the body art equivalent of lemons into
lemonade. Whether its the work of an
incompetent artist, a design that hasnt
aged well or the product of a decision
made under the influence, they can
make it pretty or at least not so em-
barrassing.
Friday
Last Man Standing
7 p.m. on KMBC
After making a hit with her designs at
a school fashion show, Mandy (Molly
Ephraim) decides she wants to quit
school and use her college fund to
launch her own clothing line. Mike (Tim
Allen) doesnt like this idea, but when
he goes to tell her what he thinks, he
discovers that Bud (Robert Forster) has
already stuck his nose in. Nancy Travis
also stars in the new episode Project
Mandy.
Whose Line is it Anyway?
7 p.m. on KCWE
Actor Verne Troyer (Austin Powers:
The Spy Who Shagged Me) joins Ryan,
Wayne, Colin and guest comedian Niyima
Funk in this new episode, improvising
scenes and songs from audience mem-
bers suggestions. Aisha Tyler hosts the
festivities.
Cold Justice
7 p.m., 10:03 p.m. on TNT
In 1983, Steven Fisher, a 20-year-old
father of two, and Melisa Gregory, his 17-
year-old girlfriend, were found brutally
bludgeoned to death on a horse ranch in
Iowa. Thirty-one years to the day later,
authorities made an arrest in the case,
thanks to former prosecutor Kelly Siegler
and former crime scene investigator
Yolanda McClary. Their investigation of
the case is recounted in the new episode
Copper Dollar Ranch (Jasper, IA).
Shark Tank
8 p.m. on KMBC
Its all about the whimsical headgear in
this episode. Two mothers from New Jer-
sey seek financing for their detachable
Mohawks made for kids safety helmets,
and entrepreneurs from Los Angeles
pitch a line of hat and scarf combina-
tions with animal themes. A former pro
football player shows off his microwave-
able boneless baby back ribs. Shark Rob-
ert Herjavec takes a liking to a Texans
reality interface for video gamers.
Hart of Dixie
8 p.m. on KCWE
Joel (Josh Cooke) becomes involved in
a lawsuit when one of the less-than-
reliable workers hes hired to help with
the renovations gets hurt on the job.
Lavon (Cress Williams) comes up with
an innovative idea to attract people to
BlueBells Renaissance Faire. Vivians
(Lauren Bittner) son stands in the way of
the anniversary plans that Wade (Wilson
Bethel) has for her in the new episode
Ring of Fire. Rachel Bilson also stars.
Tanked
9 p.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m. on ANPLAN
Wayde and Brett look back on some of
their most challenging jobs, sharing foot-
age not previously aired on the series, in
the new episode Tank This! Aquariums
made from a 19th-century covered wag-
on, a beer fermenter, a pinball machine
and a vending machine are among those
featured.
Hannibal
9:01 p.m. on KSHB
When a member of the team turns up in
a gruesome tableau, Will (Hugh Dancy)
tells Jack (Laurence Fishburne) that its
the work of the Chesapeake Ripper and
the Copycat Killer. He also reveals that
those are the same person: Hannibal
(Mads Mikkelsen). Dr. Gideon (Eddie
Izzard) is called in to help verify Wills
claims, but he has another idea, which
leads Will to call on Freddie Lounds (Lara
Jean Chorostecki) for help in the new
episode Mukozuke.
ViCE
10 p.m., 11:30 p.m. on HBO
Each year, enough water to fill Chesa-
peake Bay three times over melts off
Greenland, which had record high
temperatures in 2013. Shane Smith and
climate scientist Jason Box travel to the
island to investigate the reasons for the
melting and its potential disastrous re-
sults. Also in this new episode, Fazeelat
Aslam looks into exploitative labor prac-
tices in Pakistans brick kiln industry.
Saturday
Celebrity Wife Swap
2 p.m. on KMBC
In this 2012 episode of the stars-swap-
spouses spinoff, wrestler Mick Foleys
wife, Colette, moves in with the family
of actor Antonio Sabato Jr., whose fian-
cee, Cheryl, goes to stay with the Foley
family. The culture shock weve come
to know from the noncelebrity edition
is apparent here; Sabato and his part-
ner are neat freaks who live by a daily
checklist, while the Foleys are ... not.
The Heat
7 p.m., 12:45 a.m. on HBO
Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy
merge their comedic styles as seem-
ingly mismatched law enforcers in this
2013 action comedy that reteams Mc-
Carthy with her Bridesmaids director,
Paul Feig. The action isnt shortchanged
as Bullock plays an uptight FBI agent
teamed with an earthy Boston cop (Mc-
Carthy) to find a violent drug kingpin.
Co-stars include Demian Bichir (The
Bridge), Marlon Wayans and Jane Cur-
tin.
Zoe Gone
7 p.m., 11:02 p.m. on LiFE
Teen mom Jennifer (Sammi Hanratty)
isnt exactly mother of the year mate-
rial, but that changes when her little girl
(Makayla Jade Bolkin) is kidnapped from
the park. Desperate to find the child,
she draws inspiration from the detective
on the case (Jean Louisa Kelly), whos
also a single mother. Alexandra Holden
and Andrea Bowen also star in this new
suspense tale.
Nickelodeons 27th Annual Kids
Choice Awards
7 p.m., 9 p.m. on NiCK
Mark Wahlberg hosts the slime-errific
yearly special in which young viewers
pick their favorites in the field of mov-
ies, TV, music and sports, among other
categories, including the new additions
favorite app, favorite villain, favorite
funny star, favorite animated animal
sidekick and most enthusiastic athlete.
Top nominees this year include singer
Katy Perry, the boy band One Direction
and the movie The Hunger Games:
Catching Fire.
Mixology
7:30 p.m. on KMBC
Bruce (Andrew Santino) decides to pur-
sue Jessica (Alexis Carra), a single mom
from New Jersey, thinking shell be an
easy score, but Tom and Cal (Blake Lee,
Craig Frank) try to talk him out of it.
Trouble ensues when Liv (Kate Simses)
indulges her curiosity with Ron (Adam
Campbell) in Bruce & Jessica. Ginger
Gonzaga and Vanessa Lengies also star.
When Calls the Heart
8 p.m. on HALL
As Bill Avery (Jack Wagner) continues
his investigation of the mine explosion
with help from Jack (Daniel Lissing)
romance blossoms between him and
Abigail (Lori Loughlin). Elizabeth (Erin
Krakow) must make a decision about the
teaching offer, but shes having trouble
with it in the new episode Final Adieu.
Ghost Adventures
8 p.m., 11 p.m. on TRAV
Southern California is Zak, Nick and
Aarons destination in this new episode.
Theyre visiting the site of Fort MacAr-
thur, built in the early 1900s to guard
Los Angeles Harbor. Now home to a
museum, it also has a large network of
underground bunkers and tunnels, which
our investigators are ready to explore in
Fort MacArthur Museum.
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows
Best?
9 p.m., 10 p.m., 12 a.m. on WE
A new season opens with Joan appearing
on Kris Jenners talk show and deciding
that she wants a family empire like the
Kardashians and that to make it hap-
pen, she needs her own sex tape. Now
all she has to do is find a co-star. Melissa
has a man in her life someone new
but the relationship isnt going smoothly
in The Sex Tape.
Austin City Limits
11 p.m. on KCPT, KTWU
Bonnie Raitt takes the stage in this epi-
sode from 2012 to perform songs from
her 19th album, Slipstream. Shes
joined by R&B and gospel great Mavis
Staples, who showcases music from the
2010 album You Are Not Alone as well
as classic numbers from the family band,
the Staple Singers.
Best Bets
AMERiCAN DREAM BUiLDERS
Sunday at 7 p.m. on KSHB
In each episode of this new competition,
two teams of accomplished builders
and designers put their expertise to
work on a pair of similar looking homes
in the same neighborhood. The shows
three judges choose the makeover they
like better, and the losing team sends a
member home. Nate Berkus hosts and
also serves on the judging panel with
football player-turned-landscape archi-
tect Eddie George and interior designer
Monica Pedersen.
DROP DEAD DiVA
Sunday at 8 p.m. on LIFE
Season 6 opens with a two-hour pre-
miere. Grayson (Jackson Hurst) is avoid-
ing Jane (Brooke Elliott) since their most
recent encounter left him in shock.
Janes pro bono client, a lunch lady try-
ing to get meal funding reinstated for
needy students, isnt what she seems.
Owens (Lex Medlin) estranged brother
(Colin Egglesfield) turns up to ask him
for legal help. April Bowlby also stars in
Truth & Consequences; Soulmates.
THE MENTALiST
Sunday at 9 p.m. on KCTV
Grace (Amanda Righetti) becomes the
latest target of the killer whos been go-
ing after former CBI members. When the
teams prime suspect turns out to have
an airtight alibi, Jane (Simon Baker)
calls on all his skills to find his colleague
before its too late in the new episode
White as the Driven Snow. Tim Kang
and Wayne Rigsby also star.
GiRLS
Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO
On Adams (Adam Driver) opening night,
Hannah (Lena Dunham) receives a piece
of news that could change the direction
of their relationship and her own career.
Marnie (Allison Williams) shares a secret
with Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet), who is
dealing with some news of her own. Jes-
sas (Jemima Kirke) boss asks her for an
out-of-the-ordinary favor in the season
finale, Two Plane Rides.
MLB PRESEASON BASEBALL
Monday at 12 p.m. on ESPN
Opening Day is still a week away, but
that hasnt stopped the Pittsburgh Pi-
rates from returning a little early to PNC
Park as they face the Detroit Tigers in
preseason action. The Bucs, led by 2013
NL MVP Andrew McCutchen, hope to
build on their first postseason appear-
ance in 21 years. Miguel Cabrera and the
Tigers, meanwhile, are always thinking
championship, something they missed
out on in 2013 after being eliminated by
the Red Sox in the ALCS.
STAR-CROSSED
Monday at 7 p.m. on KCWE
After a tabloid photographer (Jabari
Thomas) confronts Emery (Aimee Tee-
garden) with video of her talking about
cyper, she asks Julia (Malese Jow) to
help her find him a replacement story.
Graysons (Grey Damon) parents throw a
charity ball, which Drake plans to attend
to carry out a mission for Vega (Merle
Dandridge). Roman (Matt Lanter) goes,
too, to keep an eye on Drake, but they
get more than they expected in the new
episode Stabbed With a White Wenchs
Black Eye.
BATES MOTEL
Monday at 9 p.m. on A&E
In the aftermath of Calebs (Kenny John-
son) return, Dylan (Max Thieriot) ques-
tions his loyalty to Norma (Vera Farmiga)
and Norman (Freddie Highmore), whos
becoming more worried about his uncles
presence. Normas new friend Christine
(Rebecca Creskoff) leads her into White
Pines social scene. Romero (Nestor Car-
bonell) is caught in the middle of a drug
war in the new episode Check-Out.
THE BLACKLiST
Monday at 9:01 p.m. on KSHB
A Russian cyberterrorist known only as
Ivan (Mark Ivanir, Royal Pains) is the
prime suspect in the theft of a new cy-
ber defense asset. Red (James Spader)
helps Liz (Megan Boone) unmask a ma-
jor cover-up. New evidence related to
Jolenes (Rachel Brosnahan) disappear-
ance helps unravel some of the mystery
surrounding Tom (Ryan Eggold) in the
new episode Ivan.
THE STORy OF THE JEWS WiTH
SiMON SCHAMA
Tuesday at 7 p.m. on KCPT KTWU
In this ambitious five-part documentary
series, historian Schama takes viewers
on a fascinating journey through the his-
tory of the Jewish people from biblical
times through the present day, weaving
a tapestry thats as rich and colorful as
the people it portrays.
GROWiNG UP FiSHER
Tuesday at 8:31 p.m. on KSHB
Mel (J.K. Simmons) supports Joyces
(Jenna Elfman) decision to get a job, but
he isnt too thrilled when she gets hired
at his law firm. To his surprise, though,
they work well together. Now all Joyce
has to do is win over Mels secretary
(Carla Jimenez). Katie (Ava Deluca-Ver-
ley) gives Henry (Eli Baker) some advice
on getting Jennys (Isabela Moner) atten-
tion in the new episode Work With Me.
WiLD THiNGS WiTH DOMiNiC
MONAGHAN
Tuesday at 9 p.m. on BBC
If there are two things Dominic
Monaghan is passionate about, they are
acting and wildlife. He gets to combine
the two in this amazing travel-adven-
ture series, starting its second season
tonight, in which he explores remote
corners of the globe in search of the
most interesting slithering and crawling
creatures. In the season premiere, he
gets up close and personal with a giant
spitting cobra and almost gets trampled
by an elephant.
JiM HENSONS CREATURE SHOP
CHALLENGE
Tuesday at 9 p.m. on SYFY
Ten designers compete for a $100,000
cash prize and a contract with the titular
studio in this new reality series. Brian
Henson, chairman of the Jim Henson
Company and son of the man who gave
us Kermit and friends, heads up the
judging panel, which also includes crea-
ture designers Beth Hathaway and Kirk
R. Thatcher. In the premiere, What Lies
Beneath, the contestants must build an
underwater creature.
ARROW
Wednesday at 7 p.m. on KCWE
Frank Bertinelli (Jeffrey Nordling) is
arrested, and Laurel (Katie Cassidy) is
selected to try his case, making her a
target for his daughter, Helena (Jessica
De Gouw) aka the Huntress. Oliver
(Stephen Amell) tells Sara (Caity Lotz)
he can handle the situation, but he cant
stop her from acting when Helena takes
Laurel and others hostage at the court-
house. Colton Haynes and Willa Holland
also star in the new episode Birds of
Prey.
CRiMiNAL MiNDS
Wednesday at 8 p.m. on KCTV
Complications from his stabbing have
Hotch (Thomas Gibson) fighting for his
life and having visions of his late wife,
Haley (Meredith Monroe), and his nem-
esis, the Reaper (C. Thomas Howell).
The rest of the team investigates the
estranged father of a missing teen as a
possible suspect in her disappearance.
Joe Mantegna and Shemar Moore also
star in Route 66.
PSyCH
Wednesday at 8 p.m. on USA
So long, Shawn and Gus; its been good
to know you. As the lighthearted po-
lice drama ends its eight-season run,
Shawn (James Roday) has a big decision
to make as he and Gus (Dule Hill) join
forces with Lassiter, Henry and Woody
(Timothy Omundson, Corbin Bernsen,
Kurt Fuller) to investigate a real estate
executives murder. Kirsten Nelson and
Maggie Lawson also star in The Break-
up; Mira Sorvino guest stars.
HOT iN CLEVELAND
Wednesday at 9 p.m. on TVLAND
The sitcom opens its fifth season with
a gimmick that its stars had fun with in
Season 4: a live telecast that also serves
as a crossover with its spinoff, The Soul
Man which is also airing its season
premiere live. Soul star Cedric the En-
tertainer will appear in the Cleveland
episode, and Betty White will return the
favor on his show. Valerie Bertinelli, Jane
Leeves and Wendie Malick also star.
THE VAMPiRE DiARiES
Thursday at 7 p.m. on KCWE
To protect Stefan (Paul Wesley) from
Sloan (Caitlin McHugh), Caroline and
Enzo (Candice Accola, Michael Malarkey)
agree to go to Atlanta to track down a
new doppelganger. During the trip, Enzo
opens up to Caroline about his past. Ele-
na and Damon (Nina Dobrev, Ian Somer-
halder) get bad news about Jeremys
(Steven R. McQueen) behavior at school.
Bonnie (Kat Graham) has a disturbing
encounter with Luke (Chris Brochu) in
the new episode Rescue Me.
SURViViNG JACK
Thursday at 8:30 p.m. on WDAF
Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: Spe-
cial Victims Unit) is the Jack of this new
sitcoms title, a doctor who becomes a
stay-at-home dad when his wife (Rachael
Harris) decides to go to law school. Con-
nor Buckley and Claudia Lee play the
couples children.
ViKiNGS
Thursday at 9 p.m. on HIST
Lagertha and Ragnar (Katheryn Win-
nick, Travis Fimmel) join forces to win
Kattegat back from Jarl Borg (Thorbjorn
Harr) in this new episode. As Aslaug
(Alyssa Sutherland) realizes she must
face the truth of her prophecies, Ath-
elstan (George Blagden) struggles with
his faith. Bjorn (Alexander Ludwig) has
another difficult decision to make in An-
swers in Blood.
AMERiCAS WORST TATTOOS
Thursday at 9:30 p.m. on TLC
Tattoo artists Megan Massacre, Jeremy
Swan, Tim Pangburn and Lisa Del Toro
return for a second season of turning
the body art equivalent of lemons into
lemonade. Whether its the work of an
incompetent artist, a design that hasnt
aged well or the product of a decision
made under the influence, they can
make it pretty or at least not so em-
barrassing.
LAST MAN STANDiNG
Friday at 7 p.m. on KMBC
After making a hit with her designs at
a school fashion show, Mandy (Molly
Ephraim) decides she wants to quit
school and use her college fund to
launch her own clothing line. Mike (Tim
Allen) doesnt like this idea, but when
he goes to tell her what he thinks, he
discovers that Bud (Robert Forster) has
already stuck his nose in. Nancy Travis
also stars in the new episode Project
Mandy.
COLD JUSTiCE
Friday at 7 p.m. on TNT
In 1983, Steven Fisher, a 20-year-old
father of two, and Melisa Gregory, his 17-
year-old girlfriend, were found brutally
bludgeoned to death on a horse ranch in
Iowa. Thirty-one years to the day later,
authorities made an arrest in the case,
thanks to former prosecutor Kelly Siegler
Critics Choice
and former crime scene investigator
Yolanda McClary. Their investigation of
the case is recounted in the new episode
Copper Dollar Ranch (Jasper, IA).
TANKED
Friday at 9 p.m. on ANPLAN
Wayde and Brett look back on some of
their most challenging jobs, sharing foot-
age not previously aired on the series, in
the new episode Tank This! Aquariums
made from a 19th-century covered wag-
on, a beer fermenter, a pinball machine
and a vending machine are among those
featured.
THE HEAT
Saturday at 7 p.m. on HBO
Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy
merge their comedic styles as seem-
ingly mismatched law enforcers in this
2013 action comedy that reteams Mc-
Carthy with her Bridesmaids director,
Paul Feig. The action isnt shortchanged
as Bullock plays an uptight FBI agent
teamed with an earthy Boston cop (Mc-
Carthy) to find a violent drug kingpin.
Co-stars include Demian Bichir (The
Bridge), Marlon Wayans and Jane Cur-
tin.
ZOE GONE
Saturday at 7 p.m. on LIFE
Teen mom Jennifer (Sammi Hanratty)
isnt exactly mother of the year mate-
rial, but that changes when her little girl
(Makayla Jade Bolkin) is kidnapped from
the park. Desperate to find the child,
she draws inspiration from the detective
on the case (Jean Louisa Kelly), whos
also a single mother. Alexandra Holden
and Andrea Bowen also star in this new
suspense tale.
NiCKELODEONS 27TH ANNUAL
KiDS CHOiCE AWARDS
Saturday at 7 p.m. on NICK
Mark Wahlberg hosts the slime-errific
yearly special in which young viewers
pick their favorites in the field of mov-
ies, TV, music and sports, among other
categories, including the new additions
favorite app, favorite villain, favorite
funny star, favorite animated animal
sidekick and most enthusiastic athlete.
Top nominees this year include singer
Katy Perry, the boy band One Direction
and the movie The Hunger Games:
Catching Fire.
MiXOLOGy
Saturday at 7:30 p.m. on KMBC
Bruce (Andrew Santino) decides to pur-
sue Jessica (Alexis Carra), a single mom
from New Jersey, thinking shell be an
easy score, but Tom and Cal (Blake Lee,
Craig Frank) try to talk him out of it.
Trouble ensues when Liv (Kate Simses)
indulges her curiosity with Ron (Adam
Campbell) in Bruce & Jessica. Ginger
Gonzaga and Vanessa Lengies also star.
Critics Choice
SUNDAy
AUTO RACiNG
1:30 p.m. WDAF NASCAR Racing
Sprint Cup: Auto Club 400.
Jimmie Johnson, Brad Keselowski,
and the rest of the field continue
the Chase for the Championship.
(HD)
BASEBALL
3:00 p.m. WGN-A MLB Preseason
Baseball Chicago Cubs at
Oakland Athletics. From
Phoenix Municipal Stadium in
Phoenix.
12:00 a.m. FSN College Baseball
South Carolina at Kentucky.
(Same-day Tape) (HD)
BASKETBALL
10:00 a.m. ESPN College Basketball
NiT Tournament: Teams
TBA. (HD)
11:00 a.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
11:30 a.m. ESPN2 Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, First Round. Whip-
around coverage includes: Army
vs. Maryland, Georgia Tech vs. LSU,
Hampton vs. Michigan State and
Penn State vs. Wichita State. (HD)
1:30 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
2:00 p.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, First Round. Whip-
around coverage includes: Albany
(N.Y.) vs. West Virginia, Dayton
vs. Florida, North Carolina vs. UT-
Martin and Pennsylvania vs. Texas.
(HD)
4:00 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
4:30 p.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, First Round. Whip-
around coverage includes: Cal
State Northridge vs. South Caro-
lina, Georgia vs. Saint Josephs,
Gonzaga vs. James Madison and
Idaho vs. Louisville. (HD)
5:00 p.m. TNT 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
6:00 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
6:30 p.m. TRUTV 2014 NCAA Bas-
ketball Tournament (HD)
7:00 p.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment Connecticut vs.
Prairie View A&M. First round.
From Storrs, Conn. (HD)
ESPN2 Womens College Bas-
ketball NCAA Tournament,
First Round. Whip-around
coverage includes: Iowa vs. Marist,
Middle Tennessee State vs. Oregon
State and North Dakota vs. Texas
A&M. (HD)
7:30 p.m. TNT 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
8:30 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
GOLF
11:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Ar-
nold Palmer invitational,
Final Round. From Bay Hill Club
& Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
1:00 p.m. KSHB PGA Tour Golf Ar-
nold Palmer invitational,
Final Round. From Bay Hill Club
& Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
Palmer invitational, Spot-
light Coverage. From Bay Hill
Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
4:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Champions: Mississippi
Gulf Resort Classic, Final
Round. Fred Couples, Colin Mont-
gomerie, Nick Faldo and Bernhard
Langer are expected to compete.
From Biloxi, Miss. (HD)
6:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf
JTBC Founders Cup, Final
Round. Paula Creamer, Lydia Ko,
Stacy Lewis, Inbee Park, Suzann
Pettersen, Lexi Thompson, Michelle
Wie and Cheyenne Woods are ex-
pected to compete. From Phoenix.
(HD)
8:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Ar-
nold Palmer invitational,
Final Round. From Bay Hill Club
& Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
2:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Champions: Mississippi
Gulf Resort Classic, Final
Round. Fred Couples, Colin Mont-
gomerie, Nick Faldo and Bernhard
Langer are expected to compete.
From Biloxi, Miss. (HD)
HOCKEy
12:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey St.
Louis Blues at Pittsburgh
Penguins. From CONSOL Energy
Center in Pittsburgh. (HD)
6:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Min-
nesota Wild at Detroit Red
Wings. From Joe Louis Arena in
Detroit. (HD)
8:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey St.
Louis Blues at Pittsburgh
Penguins. From CONSOL Energy
Center in Pittsburgh. (HD)
MARTiAL ARTS
4:00 p.m. FS1 UFC Fight Night UFC:
Shogun vs. Henderson 2
- Prelims. From Natal, Brazil.
(HD)
6:00 p.m. FS1 UFC Fight Night UFC:
Shogun vs. Henderson 2.
From Natal, Brazil. (HD)
MOTORCyCLE RACiNG
11:30 a.m. FS1 Motorcycle Racing
National Arenacross Series
- Milwaukee. From Milwaukee.
(Taped) (HD)
1:30 p.m. FS1 MotoGP Racing
World Championship: Qa-
tar. From Losail International
Racetrack in Doha, Qatar. (HD)
POLO
3:00 p.m. NBCSP Polo C.V. Whitney
Cup. From International Polo Club
Palm Beach in Wellington, Fla.
(Taped) (HD)
TENNiS
6:00 p.m. FSN Tennis PowerShares
Series: Kansas City. McEnroe,
Lendl, Courier and Chang. From
Kansas City, Mo. (Taped) (HD)
WiNTER SPORTS
11:00 a.m. KSHB Skiing U.S. Alpine
Championships. From Squaw
Valley Ski Resort in Lake Tahoe,
Calif. (Taped) (HD)
1:00 a.m. NBCSP Skiing Nature Val-
ley U.S. Alpine Champion-
ships. From Squaw Valley in Lake
Tahoe, Calif. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
MONDAy
BASEBALL
12:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Preseason
Baseball Detroit Tigers at
Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC
Park in Pittsburgh. (HD)
BASKETBALL
7:30 a.m. FSN Girls High School
Basketball MSHSAA Class 5
Championship: Teams TBA.
(HD)
9:00 a.m. FSN Girls High School
Basketball MSHSAA Class 4
Championship: Teams TBA.
(HD)
1:00 p.m. METSPT Girls High School
Basketball KSHSAA Class
6A Final: Teams TBA.
3:00 p.m. METSPT High School Bas-
ketball KSHSAA Class 6A
Final: Teams TBA.
5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment: Teams TBA. (HD)
6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball
NiT Tournament: Teams
TBA. (HD)
7:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball
Denver Nuggets at Oklaho-
ma City Thunder. From Chesa-
peake Energy Arena in Oklahoma
City. (HD)
8:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball
NiT Tournament: Teams
TBA. (HD)
ESPN2 Womens College Bas-
ketball NCAA Tournament:
Teams TBA. (HD)
10:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Bas-
ketball NiT Tournament:
Teams TBA. (HD)
FSN High School Basketball
MSHSAA Class 3 Champion-
ship: Barstow vs. Cardinal
Ritter. From Columbia, Mo. (HD)
GOLF
10:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf
JTBC Founders Cup, Final
Round. Paula Creamer, Lydia Ko,
Stacy Lewis, Inbee Park, Suzann
Pettersen, Lexi Thompson, Michelle
Wie and Cheyenne Woods are ex-
pected to compete. From Phoenix.
(HD)
11:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Ar-
nold Palmer invitational,
Final Round. From Bay Hill Club
& Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
HOCKEy
6:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Mon-
treal Canadiens at Boston
Bruins. From TD Garden in Bos-
ton. (HD)
MARTiAL ARTS
2:00 a.m. FS1 UFC Fight Night UFC:
Shogun vs. Henderson 2.
From Natal, Brazil. (HD)
TUESDAy
AUTO RACiNG
2:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Sprint Cup: Auto Club 400.
Jimmie Johnson, Brad Keselowski,
and the rest of the field continue
the Chase for the Championship.
(HD)
BASEBALL
12:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Preseason
Baseball Atlanta Braves
at Detroit Tigers. From Joker
Marchant Stadium in Lakeland,
Fla. (HD)
8:00 p.m. FSN MLB Preseason
Baseball Seattle Mariners
at Kansas City Royals. From
Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Ariz.
(HD)
11:00 p.m. FSN MLB Preseason
Baseball Seattle Mariners
at Kansas City Royals. From
Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Ariz.
(HD)
BASKETBALL
6:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball
NiT Tournament: Teams
TBA. (HD)
ESPN2 Womens College Bas-
ketball NCAA Tournament:
Teams TBA. (HD)
7:00 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball
Oklahoma City Thunder at
Dallas Mavericks. From Amer-
ican Airlines Center in Dallas. (HD)
8:00 p.m. ESPN College Basketball
NiT Tournament: Teams
TBA. (HD)
8:30 p.m. ESPN2 Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment: Teams TBA. (HD)
9:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball New
york Knicks at Los Angeles
Lakers. From Staples Center in
Los Angeles. (HD)
GOLF
10:00 a.m. GOLF Golf Sunshine
Tour: investec Cup, Third
Round. From South Africa.
(Taped)
1:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Champions: Mississippi
Gulf Resort Classic, Final
Round. Fred Couples, Colin Mont-
gomerie, Nick Faldo and Bernhard
Langer are expected to compete.
From Biloxi, Miss. (HD)
Sports
HOCKEy
6:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey
Detroit Red Wings at Co-
lumbus Blue Jackets. From
Nationwide Arena in Columbus,
Ohio. (HD)
MOTORCyCLE RACiNG
6:00 p.m. FS1 MotoGP Racing
World Championship: Qa-
tar. From Losail International
Racetrack in Doha, Qatar. (HD)
WEDNESDAy
BASEBALL
12:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Preseason
Baseball Washington Na-
tionals at St. Louis Cardi-
nals. From Roger Dean Stadium
in Jupiter, Fla. (HD)
6:30 p.m. FSN College Baseball
Nebraska at Kansas State.
(HD)
9:30 p.m. FSN College Baseball Ne-
braska at Kansas State. (HD)
BASKETBALL
6:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Bas-
ketball NiT Tournament:
Teams TBA. (HD)
7:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Mi-
ami Heat at indiana Pacers.
From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in
Indianapolis. (HD)
8:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Bas-
ketball NiT Tournament:
Teams TBA. (HD)
9:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball
Memphis Grizzlies at Utah
Jazz. From EnergySolutions
Arena in Salt Lake City. (HD)
2:00 a.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Mi-
ami Heat at indiana Pacers.
From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in
Indianapolis. (HD)
3:00 a.m. ESPN2 NBA Basketball
Memphis Grizzlies at Utah
Jazz. From EnergySolutions
Arena in Salt Lake City. (Same-day
Tape) (HD)
GOLF
10:00 a.m. GOLF Golf Sunshine
Tour: investec Cup, Final
Round. From South Africa.
(Taped)
7:30 p.m. GOLF European PGA Tour
Golf EurAsia Cup, Day One.
From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
(HD)
HOCKEy
9:00 a.m. FSN NHL Hockey St. Lou-
is Blues at Toronto Maple
Leafs. From Air Canada Centre in
Toronto. (HD)
7:00 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Phil-
adelphia Flyers at New york
Rangers. From Madison Square
Garden in New York. (HD)
RUGBy
12:00 a.m. NBCSP Rugby Sevens
World Series, Round 6. From
Tokyo. (Taped) (HD)
TENNiS
12:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Mens and Womens
Quarterfinals. From Miami.
(HD)
12:00 a.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Mens and Womens
Quarterfinals. From Miami.
(Same-day Tape) (HD)
THURSDAy
AUTO RACiNG
1:00 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Rac-
ing Malaysia Grand Prix,
Practice 2. From Sepang Inter-
national Circuit in Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia. (HD)
BASEBALL
11:00 a.m. ESPN MLB Preseason
Baseball Washington Na-
tionals at New york Mets.
From Tradition Field in Port Saint
Lucie, Fla. (HD)
2:00 p.m. WGN-A MLB Preseason
Baseball Chicago White Sox
at Chicago Cubs. From Ho-
HoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz. (HD)
BASKETBALL
6:00 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
6:15 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
8:30 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
8:55 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
GOLF
8:00 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour
Golf EurAsia Cup, Day One.
From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD)
2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, First
Round. Players expected to
compete include Jim Furyk, Zach
Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief
Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD)
5:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia
Classic, First Round. From
Carlsbad, Calif. (HD)
8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, First
Round. Players expected to
compete include Jim Furyk, Zach
Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief
Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD)
11:00 p.m. GOLF European PGA
Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Day
Two. From Kuala Lumpur, Malay-
sia. (HD)
HOCKEy
6:30 a.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Phila-
delphia Flyers at New york
Rangers. From Madison Square
Garden in New York. (HD)
7:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Minne-
sota Wild at St. Louis Blues.
From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
(HD)
10:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Minne-
sota Wild at St. Louis Blues.
From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
(HD)
TENNiS
11:00 a.m. FSN Tennis PowerShares
Series: Kansas City. McEnroe,
Lendl, Courier and Chang. From
Kansas City, Mo. (HD)
12:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Womens First Semi-
final and Mens Quarterfi-
nal. From Miami. (HD)
6:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Mens Quarterfinals
and Womens Semifinal.
From Miami. (HD)
FRiDAy
AUTO RACiNG
10:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing K&N
Pro Series: Greenville. From
Greenville-Pickens Speedway,
South Carolina. (Taped) (HD)
11:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Sprint Cup: Martinsville,
Practice. From Martinsville
Speedway, Virginia. (HD)
2:00 p.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Camping World Truck Se-
ries: Martinsville, Final
Practice. From Martinsville
Speedway in Virginia. (HD)
3:30 p.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Sprint Cup: Martinsville,
Qualifying. From Martinsville
Speedway, Virginia. (HD)
2:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Sprint Cup: Martinsville,
Practice. From Martinsville
Speedway, Virginia. (HD)
3:00 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Rac-
ing Malaysian Grand Prix,
Qualifying. From Sepang Inter-
national Circuit in Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia. (HD)
3:30 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Sprint Cup: Martinsville,
Qualifying. From Martinsville
Speedway, Virginia. (HD)
BASKETBALL
9:00 a.m. FSN Girls High School
Basketball MSHSAA Class
2 Championship: Crane vs.
Skyline. (HD)
6:00 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
6:15 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
7:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball Sac-
ramento Kings at Oklahoma
City Thunder. From Chesapeake
Energy Arena in Oklahoma City.
(HD)
8:30 p.m. KCTV 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
8:55 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
12:00 a.m. FSN High School Basket-
ball MSHSAA Class 2 Cham-
pionship: iberia vs. Sacred
Heart. From Columbia, Mo. (HD)
GOLF
8:00 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour
Golf EurAsia Cup, Day Two.
From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD)
2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, Second
Round. Players expected to
compete include Jim Furyk, Zach
Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief
Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD)
5:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia
Classic, Second Round. From
Carlsbad, Calif. (HD)
8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, Second
Round. Players expected to
compete include Jim Furyk, Zach
Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief
Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD)
11:00 p.m. GOLF European PGA
Tour Golf EurAsia Cup, Final
Day. From Kuala Lumpur, Malay-
sia. (HD)
2:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia
Classic, Second Round. From
Carlsbad, Calif. (HD)
3:00 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour
Golf EurAsia Cup, Final Day.
From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD)
GyMNASTiCS
10:00 p.m. FSN Womens College
Gymnastics Big 12 Champi-
onship. From Morgantown, W.Va.
(Taped) (HD)
HOCKEy
12:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Minne-
sota Wild at St. Louis Blues.
From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
(HD)
MARTiAL ARTS
6:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of
Fighting 8 Lewis Gonzalez vs.
Justin Gaethje; Anthony Johnson
vs. Mike Kyle. From Hollywood,
Fla. (HD)
8:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of
Fighting 7 Georgi Karakhanyan
vs. Lance Palmer; Jesse Taylor vs.
Elvis Mutapcic. From Vancouver.
(HD)
10:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of
Fighting 6 Josh Burkman vs.
Steve Carl. From Coral Gables, Fla.
(HD)
12:00 a.m. NBCSP World Series of
Fighting 5 Andrei Arlovski vs.
Mike Kyle. From Atlantic City, N.J.
(HD)
TENNiS
2:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Mens First Semifi-
nal. From Miami. (HD)
6:00 p.m. ESPN ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Mens Second Semifi-
nal. From Miami. (HD)
SATURDAy
AUTO RACiNG
9:00 a.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing
Lucas Oil Sportsman Series.
From Gainesville, Fla. (Taped) (HD)
FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint
Cup: Martinsville, Practice.
From Martinsville Speedway, Vir-
ginia. (HD)
10:00 a.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Camping World Truck Se-
ries: Martinsville, Qualify-
Sports
ing. From Martinsville Speedway
in Virginia. (HD)
1:30 p.m. FS1 NASCAR Racing
Camping World Truck
Series: Martinsville. From
Martinsville Speedway in Virginia.
(HD)
7:00 p.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing
SummitRacing.com Nation-
als, Qualifying. From Las Ve-
gas. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
3:00 a.m. NBCSP Formula One Rac-
ing Malaysian Grand Prix.
From Sepang International Circuit
in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (HD)
BASEBALL
12:00 p.m. FSN College Baseball
Missouri at Auburn. (HD)
BASKETBALL
11:00 a.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, Regional Semifinal:
Teams TBA. From South Bend,
Ind. (HD)
1:30 p.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, Regional Semifinal:
Teams TBA. From South Bend,
Ind. (HD)
2:00 p.m. KCTV College Basketball
NCAA Division ii Tourna-
ment, Final: Teams TBA.
From Evansville, Ind. (HD)
3:30 p.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, Regional Semifinal:
Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb.
(HD)
5:00 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
6:00 p.m. ESPN Womens College
Basketball NCAA Tourna-
ment, Regional Semifinal:
Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb.
(HD)
7:30 p.m. TBS 2014 NCAA Basket-
ball Tournament (HD)
EQUESTRiAN
12:00 p.m. FS1 Horse Racing Jockey
Club Tour: Dubai World
Cup. From Meydan Race Course,
Dubai. (HD)
GOLF
12:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, Third
Round. Players expected to
compete include Jim Furyk, Zach
Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief
Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD)
2:00 p.m. KSHB PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, Third
Round. From San Antonio. (HD)
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valero
Texas Open, Spotlight Cov-
erage. From San Antonio. (HD)
6:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia
Classic, Third Round. From
Carlsbad, Calif. (HD)
8:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf
Valero Texas Open, Third
Round. Players expected to
compete include Jim Furyk, Zach
Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief
Goosen. From San Antonio. (HD)
GyMNASTiCS
10:00 a.m. ESPN2 Womens College
Gymnastics SEC Champion-
ship. From Birmingham, Ala.
(Taped)
HOCKEy
2:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey
NCAA Tournament, East
Regional Final: Teams TBA.
From Bridgeport, Conn. (HD)
4:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey
NCAA Tournament, West
Regional First Semifinal:
Teams TBA. From St. Paul,
Minn. (HD)
7:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Dallas
Stars at St. Louis Blues.
From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
(HD)
12:00 a.m. FSN NHL Hockey Dallas
Stars at St. Louis Blues.
From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
(HD)
LACROSSE
5:00 p.m. FS1 College Lacrosse St.
Johns at Providence. (HD)
MARTiAL ARTS
8:00 p.m. NBCSP World Series of
Fighting 9 Steve Carl vs. Rousi-
mar Palhares. From Las Vegas.
(HD)
12:30 a.m. NBCSP World Series of
Fighting 9 Steve Carl vs. Rousi-
mar Palhares. From Las Vegas.
(HD)
MOTORCyCLE RACiNG
7:30 p.m. FS1 Motorcycle Racing
Monster Energy Supercross
- St. Louis. From St. Louis. (HD)
1:30 a.m. FS1 Motorcycle Racing
Monster Energy Supercross
- St. Louis. From St. Louis. (HD)
SOFTBALL
3:00 p.m. FSN College Softball Tex-
as-El Paso at Tulsa. (HD)
TENNiS
12:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Sony
Open, Womens Final. From
Miami. (HD)
Sports
A
Abduction 11 (HD) Taylor Lautner.
A young man must run for his life soon
after learning that the folks who raised
him are not his real parents. (PG-13) (L, S,
V) FAM Tue. 6 p.m., 11 p.m.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunt-
er 12 (HD) Benjamin Walker. The death
of his mother at the hands of a vampire
launches Abraham Lincoln on a 45-year
quest to avenge her and eliminate the
undead scourge from the world. (R) (S, V)
HBO Tue. 10:30 p.m.
The Abyss 89 Ed Harris. Oil-
platform workers, including an estranged
couple, and a Navy SEAL make a startling
deep-sea discovery. (PG-13) (L, V) SyFy
Thu. 9:30 a.m.
Across the Universe 07 (HD)
Evan Rachel Wood. Songs by the Beatles
illustrate a tale of two star-crossed lovers
swept up by the 1960s counterculture
and the anti-war movement. (PG-13) (L, S,
V) FX Mon. 7:30 a.m.
Act of Violence 49 Van Heflin.
A crippled World War II veteran stalks a
contractor whose prison-camp betrayal
caused a massacre. (NR) TCM Thu. 3 p.m.
Adaptation 02 Nicolas Cage. A
screenwriter asks his identical twin, who
is in the same profession, for advice on a
story about a serial killer. (R) (L, S, V) ENC
Thu. 12:50 p.m.
After Fall, Winter 11 (HD) Eric
Schaeffer. A failed novelist, who has a
secret S&M fetish, is unaware that his
new lover is a dominatrix. (NR) (S) TMC
Tue. 2:40 a.m.
Aint Them Bodies Saints 13
(HD) Rooney Mara. A man takes the fall
for his lovers crime, then four years later
breaks out of prison to find her and their
young daughter, who was born during
his incarceration. (R) (S, V) TMC Sun. 1:15
p.m., 9 p.m.; Fri. 5:20 p.m.
Alex Cross 12 (HD) Tyler Perry. In
Detroit, a cunning serial killer pushes
young detective and psychologist Alex
Cross to his moral and psychological
limits. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) SHOW Mon.
5:15 p.m.
Alexander 04 (HD) Colin Farrell.
The young Macedonian king and gen-
eral leads his army into battle to conquer
much of the known world. (R) (S, V, N)
HBO2 Tue. 9:40 a.m.; Fri. 12 p.m.
Alien vs. Predator 04 (HD)
Sanaa Lathan. Members of an expedition
discover two vicious extraterrestrial spe-
cies dueling to the death in the Antarctic.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 12
a.m.
Aliens 86 (HD) Sigourney
Weaver. On planet LV-426, Ripley and a
dwindling number of Marines battle an
almost-unstoppable army of monstrous
predators which wiped out an entire
colony of humans, save for one little girl.
(R) (L, V) AMC Sat. 10:30 a.m.
All About the Benjamins 02
(HD) Ice Cube. A bounty hunter and a
con artist work together to retrieve a
lottery ticket from a group of diamond
thieves. (R) (L, S, V) VH1 Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed.
11:05 a.m.
All-Star Superman 11 (HD) Voices
of James Denton. Animated. Superman
ponders his future after a rescue mission
to the sun exposes him to radiation. (PG)
(L, S, V) MAX Tue. 5 a.m.
All the Way 03 (HD) Joel Edger-
ton. Frank Sinatra and his entourage be-
come virtual prisoners in their hotel after
he insults an Australian reporter during a
1974 tour. (R) (L, S) TMC Sat. 4:50 a.m.
Allan Quatermain and the Tem-
ple of Skulls 08 (HD) Sean Cameron
Michael. Hired to lead an expedition in
Africa to find a fabled treasure, an ex-
plorer travels trough hostile terrain filled
with traps and rival fortune hunters. (R)
(N) SHOW Thu. 6:30 a.m.
Almost Kings 10 (HD) Alex Frost.
A teen must decide whether to follow in
his older brothers destructive footprints
or make a new path for himself. (NR) (S)
TMC Thu. 1:05 a.m.
Along Came Polly 04 Ben Stiller.
A man finds solace with another woman
after his wife cheats on him during their
honeymoon. (PG-13) (L, S) WE Sat. 9 a.m.,
11 a.m.
American Gangster 07 Denzel
Washington. A Harlem mobster combines
ingenuity and strict business codes to
dominate organized crime, while a vet-
eran cop searches for a way to bring him
down. (R) (L, S, N, V) BET Mon. 6 p.m.;
Tue. 12 a.m.
American Warships 12 (HD) Mario
Van Peebles. The crew of the USS Iowa
wages war against a mysterious fleet of
ships to stop them from destroying the
Earth. (NR) SyFy Fri. 2 a.m.
American Winter 13 (HD) Families
struggle in the aftermath of the worst
economic crisis since the Great Depres-
sion. (NR) HBO2 Sat. 2:50 a.m.
Anaconda 97 (HD) Jennifer Lopez. A
snake hunter commandeers a documen-
tary crew in the Brazilian jungle, forcing
them to battle a monster boa. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) SyFy Mon. 12:30 p.m.
Anacondas: The Hunt for the
Blood Orchid 04 (HD) Johnny
Messner. While exploring the jungles of
Borneo, scientists and their guide en-
counter monstrous, man-eating snakes.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Mon. 2:30 p.m.
Anchors Aweigh 45 Frank Sina-
tra. Two sailors on leave in Hollywood
help an actress get her big break. (NR)
TCM Mon. 10:45 p.m.
Angels in the Outfield 94 (HD)
Danny Glover. The manager of the lowly
California Angels puts his faith in a boy
who can see an angel. (PG) (L) TBS Sat.
1 a.m.
Anna Karenina 12 (HD) Keira
Knightley. A 19th-century Russian aris-
tocrat faces a difficult decision when her
husband finds out about her scandalous
affair with a dashing cavalry officer. (R)
(S, V) MAX Fri. 6:25 a.m.
Aprs Vous... 03 (HD) Daniel
Auteuil. An overly helpful headwaiter
goes out of the way to help a suicidal
man reconcile with his girlfriend. (R) (L,
S) TMC Wed. 4:40 a.m.
Argo 12 (HD) Ben Affleck. Dur-
ing the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction
specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood
film producer to rescue six Americans
who eluded Iranian militants and found
refuge with the Canadian ambassador. (R)
(L, S, V) HBO2 Sun. 4 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m.
Aroused 13 (HD) Filmmaker Debo-
rah Anderson documents the making of a
fine-art photography book featuring porn
stars Belladonna, Kayden Kross, Lisa Ann,
Ash Hollywood, Jesse Jane and others.
(NR) (L, S, N) SHOW Sun. 2:45 a.m.; Thu.
12:35 a.m.
As Cool as i Am 13 (HD) Claire
Danes. A precocious teen has a sexual
awakening and later begins to realize
that her parents marriage is not as
strong as she thought. (R) (S) TMC Thu.
3:20 p.m.; Sat. 2:30 p.m.
Assault on Wall Street 12 (HD)
Dominic Purcell. Jim goes to extreme
lengths for revenge after the economy
collapses. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Fri. 9 p.m.
Asylum Blackout 11 (HD) Rupert Ev-
ans. Employees at an asylum get locked
in with dangerously insane inmates dur-
ing a power outage. (NR) (S) HBO2 Mon.
12:50 a.m.
Austin Powers in Goldmember
02 (HD) Mike Myers. Austin must
rescue his captive father and prevent Dr.
Evils malevolent minions from taking
over the world. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD Sat.
2 p.m.
B
Babettes Feast 87 Stphane
Audran. An exiled Paris chef enlightens
two pious Danish sisters who forsook ro-
mance and fame. (G) TCM Fri. 7 p.m.
Baby Geniuses 99 (HD) Kathleen
Turner. Evil partners experiment on an
infant and send his twin to a reputable re-
search nursery. (PG) (L) HBO2 Fri. 5 a.m.
Back to the Future Part ii
89 Michael J. Fox. A young man and his
inventor friend must take a DeLorean
time machine to 2015. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC
Mon. 11:10 a.m., 9:15 p.m.
The Back-up Plan 10 (HD) Jennifer
Lopez. A single woman meets the man of
her dreams on the same day she becomes
pregnant through artificial insemination.
(PG-13) (L, S) USA Sat. 11 p.m.
The Backwoods 06 (HD) Gary
Oldman. Two couples must get a feral girl
to safety after the men find her in the
woods. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Thu. 3:20 a.m.
Bad Company 02 (HD) Anthony
Hopkins. A veteran CIA agent transforms
a street-wise punk into a spy in order to
replace his murdered twin. (PG-13) (L, S,
V) FX Fri. 9:30 a.m.
Bad Teacher 11 (HD) Cameron
Diaz. A rude, drug-abusing educator vies
with a perky colleague for the atten-
tions of a rich and handsome substitute
teacher. (R) (L, S, N) FX Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue.
1:30 p.m.
Bait 12 Phoebe Tonkin. A freak tsunami
traps a group of people in a submerged
grocery store. As they try to escape,
they are hunted by white sharks that are
hungry for meat. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Wed.
2:20 a.m.
Basic 03 John Travolta. A DEA
agent investigates the disappearance of a
fearsome sergeant and his Special Forces
trainees. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 1:20 a.m.
Batman 89 Jack Nicholson. The
Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham
City and gorgeous Vicki Vale from the
freaky Joker. (PG-13) (V) ENC Thu. 6:40
a.m., 2:50 p.m.
Batman Forever 95 Val Kilmer.
The Caped Crusader woos a criminal psy-
chologist, takes on a sidekick and battles
Two-Face and the Riddler. (PG-13) (S, V)
ENC Sun. 3:05 a.m.; Wed. 9:30 p.m.
Batman Returns 92 Michael
Keaton. The Caped Crusader clashes with
Catwoman and saves gloomy Gotham City
from the foul Penguins plot. (PG-13) (L, S,
V) ENC Tue. 2:50 p.m.
Battle for Terra 07 (HD) Voices
of Evan Rachel Wood. Animated. An alien
creature joins forces with a human pilot
to find her kidnapped father and save
her world from colonization by invading
Earthlings. (PG) (S, V) HBO Fri. 5 a.m.
The Beach 00 (HD) Leonardo
DiCaprio. Young people seek Nirvana on
an island off the coast of Thailand, only
to discover it is not what it seems. (R) (L,
S, N, V) MAX Sun. 7:30 a.m.
Beautiful Creatures 00 (HD) Ra-
chel Weisz. Two women try to outwit the
law and family members while trying to
dispose of a dead body. (R) (L, S, V) TMC
Tue. 11:40 p.m.
Beautiful Creatures 13 (HD)
Alden Ehrenreich. Teens in a backwater
Southern town encounter a history of
family secrets and a curse that looms for
one as she approaches her 16th birthday.
(PG-13) (S, V) MAX Tue. 4:45 p.m.
Because of Winn-Dixie 05 (HD)
AnnaSophia Robb. A Florida girl and her
canine pal befriend misfit souls and begin
to soften her fathers brittle exterior. (PG)
(L, S) MAX Mon. 5 a.m.
Behind Enemy Lines ii: Axis of
Evil 06 (HD) Matt Bushell. Navy
SEALS fight for their lives after a top-
secret mission in North Korea goes awry.
(R) (L, S, V) AMC Mon. 8 a.m.
Being Mary Jane 13 (HD) Gabrielle
Union. A successful anchorwoman must
juggle work, family and relationships.
(NR) BET Wed. 8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.
Beloved 98 (HD) Oprah Winfrey.
Horrible secrets and supernatural forces
come to light in the home of a former
slave, her daughter and a companion. (R)
(S, N, V) SHOW2 Fri. 10:30 p.m.
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
11 (HD) Judi Dench. British retirees
move to India to live out their golden
years and find that their new home is a
dilapidated hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Thu.
12:50 p.m.
Best of Savannah 93 (HD) Savannah.
Savannah hosts this look at a compilation
of some of her favorite scenes from her
most popular movies. (NR) (L, N, S) SHOW
Wed. 5 a.m.
Best of the Best ii 93 (HD) Eric
Roberts. Two karate instructors are bent
on vengeance after their partner is slain
in an illegal match. (R) (L, V) MAX Tue.
12:50 a.m.
The Best of Times 86 (HD) Robin
Williams. Two men get to replay a high-
school football game 16 years after one
dropped the others touchdown pass. (PG-
13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 5:30 a.m.
Beverly Hills Cop 84 (HD) Ed-
die Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives
out to Los Angeles and shows local police
how to catch a killer. (R) (L, S, V) CMT Sun.
5:30 p.m.; Mon. 12 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.
Movies
Beverly Hills Cop ii 87 (HD) Ed-
die Murphy. A clever detective from De-
troit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit
womans so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R)
(L, S, N, V) CMT Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12 p.m.
Bewitched 05 Nicole Kidman. An
actual witch and a neurotic movie star
land the lead roles in a television remake
of the 1960s sitcom. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC
Sat. 5:15 p.m.
Beyond Loch Ness 08 (HD) Brian
Krause. A vengeful scientist traces the
Loch Ness monster to Lake Superior. (R)
(S, V) SyFy Wed. 10 a.m.
Big 88 (HD) Tom Hanks. A wishing
machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old
man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG)
(L, S) MAX Wed. 11:15 a.m.
Big Mommas House 00 Martin
Lawrence. To protect a woman and her
son from a robber, a male FBI agent as-
sumes the guise of a large grandmother.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 7 p.m.
Big Mommas House 2 06 (HD)
Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises
his disguise as a corpulent old lady and
takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspects
house. (PG-13) (S) MAX Tue. 1:15 p.m.
Big Night 96 Minnie Driver.
Two Italian brothers hope to save their
failing restaurant by preparing a feast
for bandleader Louis Prima. (R) (L) TCM
Fri. 9 p.m.
The Big Picture: Rethinking Dys-
lexia 12 (HD) Filmmaker James Redford
examines how dyslexia affects youths and
their families through the experiences of
four dyslexic students and the work of
Drs. Salley and Bennett Shaywitz. (NR)
HBO2 Mon. 5:40 a.m.
Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure
89 (HD) Keanu Reeves. Two dopey
dudes go back in time to fetch Beethoven,
Napoleon and other biggies for a history
project. (PG) (L, S) COMD Wed. 11:25 a.m.
Bio-Dome 96 Pauly Shore. Idiot col-
legians bring chaos to the experimental
ecosystem in which they are accidentally
sealed for a year. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Sat.
3:20 a.m.
Black Hand 50 Gene Kelly. The
son of a slain Italian lawyer helps a
policeman fight organized crime in circa-
1900 New York. (NR) TCM Tue. 10:15 p.m.
Black Sheep 96 (HD) Chris Farley.
To head off political embarrassment, the
aide of a gubernatorial candidate shep-
herds his bosss uncouth brother. (PG-13)
(L, S) COMD Sun. 7 a.m., 1:15 p.m.
Blackthorn 11 (HD) Sam Shepa-
rd. Leaving Bolivia and heading back to
the U.S., the outlaw formerly known as
Butch Cassidy has a final adventure. (R)
(L, S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 2:45 a.m.
Blade ii 02 (HD) Wesley Snipes.
Blade forms an alliance with a band of
hardened enemies in order to battle pow-
erful vampires. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sun. 3:30
p.m.; Sat. 11:30 a.m.
Blade: Trinity 04 Wesley Snipes.
Blade and a pair of vampire slayers battle
Dracula, the newly resurrected ancestor
of the undead. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 1:05
p.m., 9:15 p.m.; Wed. 5:05 p.m.
Blood Diamond 06 (HD) Leon-
ardo DiCaprio. Two men, a white South
African mercenary and a black Mende
fisherman, join in a common quest to
recover a rare gem that could change
their lives. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Wed. 4 p.m.;
Thu. 8:30 a.m.
Blown Away 94 (HD) Jeff Bridges.
An Irish explosives expert targets an old
foe and his family living in Boston. (R) (L,
V) MAX Wed. 3 p.m.
The Blues Brothers 80 John
Belushi. Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues,
brothers on a mission from God, bomb
around Chicago in an old police car, re-
uniting their hot band. (R) (L, S) VH1 Fri.
11 p.m.; Sat. 10:30 a.m.
The Bone Collector 99 (HD)
Denzel Washington. A quadriplegic detec-
tive and a patrol cop try to catch a killer
re-creating grisly crimes. (R) (L, V) AMC
Fri. 1 a.m., 10:30 a.m.
Booty Call 97 Jamie Foxx. Two
longtime friends hope that lust will pre-
vail during a wild double date, in a hu-
morous look at safe sex. (R) (L, S) COMD
Thu. 11:19 a.m.
The Bourne Supremacy 04
Matt Damon. A CIA chief sends a senior
operative to take down Jason Bourne
when it appears the rogue agent is be-
hind the deaths of two people. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) BRAVO Sat. 4:30 p.m., 11 p.m.
Boys and Girls 00 Freddie Prinze
Jr. Two longtime friends, each with a
string of failed romances, wonder if they
should date each other. (PG-13) (S) ENC
Fri. 4:50 a.m.
Breaking Away 79 Dennis
Christopher. An Indiana teen acts Italian
as he and his townie buddies compete
with college snobs. (PG) (L, S) ENC Tue.
3:15 a.m.
The Bride Came C.O.D. 41
James Cagney. A Texas oil tycoon pays a
pilot by the pound to fly his daughter out
of a marriage. (NR) TCM Mon. 7 a.m.
Brief Encounter 45 Celia
Johnson. A married British woman and a
doctor meet first at a train station, then
fall in love but decide to part. (NR) TCM
Tue. 5 a.m.
Bright Eyes 34 Shirley Temple.
A millionaire, his niece and a pilot love a
little orphan who sings On the Good Ship
Lollipop. (PG) (S) TCM Sun. 9 a.m.
Bring it On Again 04 (HD) Anne
Judson-Yager. Two college cheerleaders
form their own squad and prepare to
compete against the varsity team. (PG-13)
(L, S) MTV Sun. 3 p.m.
Bring it On: All or Nothing 06
(HD) Hayden Panettiere. When her family
moves across town, a teenager must win
over the head cheerleader to make the
squad. (PG-13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 5 p.m.
Bring it On: Fight to the Finish
09 (HD) Christina Milian. A teenager
clashes with a cheerleading captain while
finding romance with the girls brother.
(PG-13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 1 p.m.
Bring it On: in it to Win it 07
(HD) Ashley Benson. A high-school senior
falls for a fellow cheerleader, not real-
izing that he is on a rival squad. (PG-13)
(L, S) MTV Sun. 11 a.m.
Broken Arrow 50 (HD) James
Stewart. A lone frontiersman risks his life
to forge peace between Arizona settlers
and Cochises Apache nation. (NR) AMC
Sat. 8:30 a.m.
Broken City 13 (HD) Mark Wahl-
berg. A former cop becomes embroiled
in a bigger scandal than he realized after
being hired to tail the cheating wife of the
mayor. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 5:10 p.m.
Brother Bear 03 (HD) Voices of
Joaquin Phoenix. Animated. A young man
turns into a bear, befriends a cub and
meets a pair of misguided moose. (G)
WGN-A Sun. 8 a.m.
Budz House 12 (HD) Wesley Jonathan.
A stoner and his buddies hit the jackpot
when the giant bag of weed they stashed
under a house becomes even more po-
tent after a serendipitous bathroom mis-
hap. (R) (L, S) SHOW Tue. 2:45 a.m.
Burlesque 10 Cher. With help
from a savvy stage manager and a gen-
der-bending host, a cocktail waitress with
a stunning voice becomes a performer in
a clubs musical revue. (PG-13) (L, S, N)
BRAVO Tue. 3 p.m.; Wed. 12:31 a.m. OXy
Wed. 6:30 p.m., 11 p.m.
Bus Stop 56 Marilyn Monroe. A
brash young cowboy gets off the bus in
Phoenix and courts a cafe singer. (NR)
TCM Thu. 7 p.m.
Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerlead-
ers 11 (HD) Angie Savage. Gorgeous girls
shake their pompoms. (NR) (L, S, N, S)
TMC Fri. 12:15 a.m.
Butcher Boys 13 (HD) Ali Faulkner. A
birthday celebration at a fancy restaurant
leads to some friends encounter with
flesh-peddling cannibals. (R) (L, S, N, V)
TMC Tue. 1:10 a.m.
Byzantium 12 (HD) Gemma Ar-
terton. Mayhem follows when two female
vampires, on the run from a kindred
group, take refuge at a seaside British
community. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 4 p.m.;
Fri. 1:05 a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 1:30 p.m., 9 p.m.;
Fri. 5 p.m.
C
Caddyshack 80 (HD) Chevy
Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine
a country-club caddy out to win a college
scholarship. (R) (L, N) CMT Wed. 12 p.m.
The Canyons 13 (HD) Lindsay Lo-
han. The discovery of an illicit love af-
fair leads two young Angelenos on a
violent, sexually charged tour through
the dark side of human nature. (R) (L, S,
N, S) SHOW Tue. 11:30 p.m.; Fri. 9:05 p.m.
SHOW2 Sun. 11 p.m.; Fri. 2 a.m.
Captain Ron 92 (HD) Kurt Russell.
A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht
of a Chicago businessman and his family
in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW
Mon. 5:15 a.m.
The Case of the Howling Dog
34 Warren William. Lawyer Perry Mason
shows the jury the truth about three mur-
ders stemming from a marital mix-up.
(NR) TCM Thu. 9:15 a.m.
Case 39 09 (HD) Rene Zellweger. A
social worker saves a girl from abusive
parents but finds there is more to the
child than meets the eye. (R) (S, V) SyFy
Sun. 11 a.m.; Mon. 8 a.m.
Catching Hell 11 Citizens of Chi-
cago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman
for interfering with a crucial play during a
Cubs playoff game. (NR) ESPNC Fri. 8 p.m.;
Sat. 1 a.m., 8 p.m.
Catwoman 04 (HD) Halle Berry. A
shy artist acquires feline speed, agility
and keen senses following a brush with
death. (PG-13) (S, V) AMC Sun. 12:30 a.m.
Celeste and Jesse Forever 12
Rashida Jones. A divorcing couple try to
maintain their friendship while harboring
mixed feelings about their split and pur-
suing other relationships. (R) (L, S) ENC
Wed. 9:55 a.m.; Thu. 3 a.m.
Chasing Mavericks 12 (HD) Ge-
rard Butler. Hearing that the mythic Mav-
ericks surf break is real, a teenage surfer
asks a local legend to teach him how to
ride the wave and live to tell the tale. (PG)
(S) HBO Fri. 2 p.m.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 05
(HD) Steve Martin. While on vacation,
Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Mur-
taugh and his family are also there; the
Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in
less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (L, S)
CMT Sun. 3 p.m.
Chernobyl Diaries 12 (HD) Ingrid
Bolsx Berdal. Stranded in the ghost town
of Pripyat, Ukraine, near the Chernobyl
disaster site, tourists find that they are
not alone. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 10:30
a.m.
Children of the Corn 666: isaacs
Return 99 (HD) Natalie Ramsey. A
teenager searching for her birth mother
is the key to a prophecy of more death
and chaos for the town of Gatlin, Neb. (R)
(L, S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 4 p.m.
Children on Their Birthdays
02 (HD) Joe Pichler. A 13-year-old de-
velops his first crush while his mother
begins a romance with a wholesome me-
chanic. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Wed. 6:05 a.m.
The Chronicles of Riddick 04
(HD) Vin Diesel. On the run from mer-
cenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet
endangered by an invading ruler and his
bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KPXE
Sun. 10:30 a.m.
Chuck & Buck 00 (HD) Mike
White. A man finds himself stalked by a
mentally impaired friend from childhood
who is all alone now that his mother/care-
taker has died. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Mon. 3:50
a.m.; Fri. 5:15 a.m.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampires
Assistant 09 (HD) John C. Reilly.
After a sideshow vampire turns a teen-
ager into one of the undead, the kid
becomes a pawn between warring super-
natural factions. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy
Sat. 2 p.m.
City of Angels 98 Nicolas Cage.
An angel considers becoming human af-
ter falling in love with a Los Angeles heart
surgeon. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Mon. 4:55 a.m.
Class 83 Jacqueline Bisset. A prep-
pie acts like a Ph.D. candidate in a bar and
picks up an older woman, his roommates
mother. (R) (L, S) ENC Sun. 11:15 p.m.
Clockers 95 (HD) Harvey Keitel. A
Brooklyn man confesses to a drug deal-
ers murder, but a veteran detective in-
stead harasses the suspects crack-dealer
brother. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue. 12:30 a.m.
SHOW2 Thu. 11:45 p.m.
Cloud 9 14 Dove Cameron. A snow-
boarder takes lessons from a former
champion, inspiring him to reach for the
stars once again. DiSN Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed.
2:20 p.m.
Coach Carter 05 (HD) Samuel L.
Jackson. A high-school basketball coach
turns a losing team around, then faces
criticism for pushing the athletes to put
Movies
grades first. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun.
3 p.m.
Cocoon 85 Don Ameche. Ron
Howards Oscar-winning tale about Flori-
da retirees who find the fountain of youth
in a pool filled with alien pods. (PG-13) (L)
ENC Sat. 4:55 a.m.
The Cold Light of Day 12 (HD)
Henry Cavill. A vacation in Spain turns
nightmarish when a mans family is kid-
napped by agents who are hell-bent on
recovering a mysterious briefcase. (PG-
13) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 4 a.m.; Fri. 7:30
p.m.
The Color of Money 86 (HD)
Paul Newman. In this sequel to 1961s
The Hustler, Eddie Felson teaches a
talented but naive newcomer the tricks
of his trade. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Mon.
11:40 a.m.
Conan the Barbarian 82 (HD)
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pit fighter Conan
sets out with a Mongol and a queen to
take his fathers sword from a snake king.
(R) (S, V, N) TMC Mon. 1:30 a.m.
Conan the Barbarian 11 (HD)
Jason Momoa. The Cimmerian warrior
slashes his way across Hyboria on a mis-
sion that begins as a personal vendetta
but turns into an epic battle against a
supernatural evil. (R) (S, V, N) SPiKE Mon.
12 p.m.
Conan the Destroyer 84 (HD)
Arnold Schwarzenegger. An evil queen
wants Conan to fetch a jewel-encrusted
horn that can awaken the dead. (PG) (S,
V) TMC Mon. 3:40 a.m.
Confessions of a Shopaholic
09 (HD) Isla Fisher. A compulsive shop-
per who is drowning in debt lands a job
as an advice columnist for a financial
magazine. (PG) (L, S) TBS Tue. 1 a.m.
The Conjuring 13 (HD) Vera
Farmiga. Paranormal investigators Lor-
raine and Ed Warren confront a powerful
demonic entity when they try to help par-
ents and children being terrorized in their
secluded farmhouse. (R) (S, V) MAX Sun.
9:35 a.m., 9 p.m.; Wed. 9:20 a.m., 9 p.m.
Cool Runnings 93 (HD) Leon.
Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary
as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988
Olympics. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 5:45
a.m.
The Cowboy Way 94 (HD) Woody
Harrelson. Two New Mexico cowboys
drive a truck to New York to track the
disappearance of their friend. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) SHOW Mon. 3:15 p.m.; Sat. 5:45 a.m.
SHOW2 Sun. 11:35 a.m.; Fri. 1:20 p.m.
Coyote Ugly 00 Piper Perabo. A
woman finds her dreams of singing side-
lined by the notoriety she receives as a
New York City barmaid. (R) (S) BRAVO
Mon. 3 p.m.; Tue. 1 p.m.
Crash 04 (HD) Sandra Bullock.
Racial tensions collide in a collection of
intertwined stories involving residents
of Los Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Sat.
8 p.m.
The Crash Reel 13 (HD) Snowboarder
Kevin Pearce suffers a traumatic brain
injury while training for the 2010 Winter
Olympics. His family stands by his side
as he struggles through rehab, but they
object when he expresses his desire to
return to his favorite sport. (NR) HBO
Thu. 5 a.m.
Crazy Kind of Love 12 (HD) Virginia
Madsen. A newly single woman relies on
her grown sons to keep life interesting.
As a romance blooms between a son and
a new young woman in town, she realizes
that love is a multifaceted emotion. (R)
(L, S) SHOW2 Wed. 4:30 a.m.
Crest of the Wave 54 Gene Kelly.
A Navy lieutenant is borrowed by the
British to supervise torpedo experiments
after one of their scientists is killed. (NR)
TCM Wed. 4:15 a.m.
Criminal Desires 13 (HD) Erika Jor-
dan. A sexy reporter gets swept up in
the deadly and erotic world of an online
murder club. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Wed.
2 a.m.
The Cross of Lorraine 44
Jean-Pierre Aumont. French soldiers sur-
render to lying Nazis and are herded into
a barbaric prison camp. (NR) TCM Tue.
8:30 p.m.
Cruel intentions 99 (HD) Sarah
Michelle Gellar. A manipulative adoles-
cent challenges her stepbrother to ruin
two sexually innocent acquaintances. (R)
(L, S) HBO Sun. 3:25 a.m.
Cujo 83 (HD) Dee Wallace. Bitten
by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine
woman and her young son in their Ford
Pinto. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Thu. 12:30 a.m.,
11:30 a.m.
Cynthia 47 Elizabeth Taylor. Shel-
tered by her parents, a small-town teen-
ager finally goes out on a date. (NR) TCM
Mon. 3 p.m.
D
D3: The Mighty Ducks 96 (HD)
Emilio Estevez. Teenage hockey players
get a prep-school scholarship, with a new
team name and a new coach. (PG) (L, S,
V) TMC Sat. 8:40 a.m.
Daddys Little Girls 07 (HD)
Gabrielle Union. An unexpected romance
blooms between a struggling mechanic
and the attorney who is representing him
in a custody battle for his young daugh-
ters. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 9:30 p.m.
Dads Home 10 (HD) David
James Elliott. Fired from his executive
job, a man assumes full household duties
while reconnecting with his two children.
HALL Sat. 12 p.m.
Danger Lights 30 Louis Wolheim.
A railroad bosss girlfriend falls in love
with an engineer. (NR) TCM Fri. 3:30 p.m.
Dangerous Minds 95 (HD) Mi-
chelle Pfeiffer. An ex-Marine English
teacher uses karate, drug talk and bribes
to get through to her class of urban delin-
quents. (R) (L) SHOW Fri. 5 a.m.
The Dark Knight Rises 12
(HD) Christian Bale. Eight years after he
took the blame for Harvey Dents death
and vanished into the night, Batman is
forced out of his self-imposed exile by a
cunning cat burglar and a merciless ter-
rorist called Bane. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX
Sun. 1:30 p.m.
Dark Shadows 12 (HD) Johnny
Depp. Turned into a vampire by a venge-
ful witch, Barnabas Collins escapes from
his tomb after 200 years and finds 1972
Collinsport, Maine, a very different place.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Tue. 6:30 p.m.
Date Movie 06 (HD) Alyson Hanni-
gan. A hopeless romantic and her British
beau face a number of obstacles on their
way to the altar. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Mon.
3:35 a.m.; Sat. 7:15 a.m.
Dawn of the Dead 04 (HD)
Sarah Polley. A nurse, a policeman and
other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-
eating zombies while trapped in a mall.
(R) (L, S, V, N) AMC Sat. 12 a.m., 4:30 p.m.
Daylight 96 (HD) Sylvester Stal-
lone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of
New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in
the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW
Mon. 7 a.m.
Dazed and Confused 93 Jason
London. Assorted teens waste another
day of school before getting down to
wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. (R)
(L, S) TMC Sun. 3 a.m.; Wed. 7 p.m.
Dead Man Running 09 (HD) Danny
Dyer. Nick involves his best friend in a
scheme to pay back a loan shark. (R) (L,
S, V) SHOW Wed. 11 a.m.
Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid
82 (HD) Steve Martin. A gumshoe hunts a
Nazi for a svelte client and meets rough
characters clipped from 1940s films. (PG)
(L, S) HBO2 Wed. 3:55 a.m.
The Debt 10 (HD) Helen Mirren.
Past events haunt a former Mossad agent
when she returns to Eastern Europe to
investigate the apparent reappearance
of a Nazi war criminal that she thought
was long dead. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Sun.
3:45 a.m.
Deep impact 98 (HD) Robert
Duvall. Troubled people attempt to mend
their lives as they brace themselves for a
comet that threatens Earth. (PG-13) (L, V)
HBO Tue. 5:05 a.m.
The Departed 06 (HD) Leon-
ardo DiCaprio. In Boston an undercover
cop gains a gangland chiefs trust, while
a career criminal infiltrates the police
force for the mob. (R) (L, S, V, S) AMC Thu.
7 p.m.; Fri. 3:30 p.m.
Despicable Me 10 (HD) Voices
of Steve Carell. Animated. As he tries to
execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon,
a supervillain meets his match in three
little orphan girls who want to make him
their dad. (PG) (S) DiSN Sat. 7:45 p.m.
Detroit Rock City 99 Edward
Furlong. In 1978 a group of four teenage
boys will do anything to get KISS tickets
for a sold-out show. (R) (L, S) ENC Mon.
1 p.m.
The Devils Rejects 05 (HD) Sid
Haig. A vengeful sheriff and two bounty
hunters track a murderous family on the
run. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW2 Wed. 10:45
p.m.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 10 (HD)
Zachary Gordon. A middle-school student
chronicles his misadventures, as he navi-
gates his way through a series of social
land-mines. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sat. 6 p.m.
The Dinosaur Project 12 (HD) Na-
tasha Loring. Found footage documents
British explorers discovery of a dinosaur
colony in the Congolese jungle. (PG-13) (S,
V) SHOW2 Tue. 5 a.m.
Disconnect 12 (HD) Jason Bate-
man. A youth becomes a victim of cyber-
bullying in one of three tales centered
around the impact of the Internet on
peoples lives. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sun.
11:30 a.m.
Do the Right Thing 89 (HD)
Danny Aiello. Spike Lees account of
erupting racial tensions on a summer af-
ternoon in a predominantly black Brook-
lyn neighborhood. (R) (L, S, N, V) SHOW2
Thu. 5 p.m.
Doctor Dolittle 98 (HD) Eddie
Murphy. A 20th-century San Francisco
doctor rediscovers his ability to commu-
nicate with animals. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO2
Wed. 4 p.m.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 20
John Barrymore. Silent. A good London
doctor develops a potion to prove a
theory, tests it on himself, and turns evil.
(NR) TCM Fri. 5:45 a.m.
Doctor Zhivago 65 Omar Shar-
if. The Russian Revolution forms the back-
drop for this tale of a sensitive Russian
physician who is torn between his loyal,
long-suffering wife and the great love of
his life. (PG-13) (S, V) TCM Tue. 3 p.m.
Dont Look Under the Bed 99 (HD)
Erin Chambers. A logical girl must accept
help from an imaginary friend to defeat a
boogeyman that is framing her for com-
munity pranks. DiSN Sat. 1:30 a.m.
Double Jeopardy 99 (HD)
Tommy Lee Jones. While in jail for mur-
dering her husband, a woman discovers
he is living under a new identity with their
son. (R) (L, S, V) TNT Fri. 8:01 p.m.
Dracula 2000 00 (HD) Christopher
Plummer. A London antiques dealer trav-
els to New Orleans to save his estranged
daughter from his nemesis, Count Dracu-
la. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 9:30 a.m.
Dreamer: inspired by a True
Story 05 (HD) Kurt Russell. A
racehorse trainer and his daughter nurse
a gravely injured filly back to health and
aim for a slot in the Breeders Cup Classic.
(PG) (L, S) HBO Tue. 9 a.m.
Drive Me Crazy 99 (HD) Melissa
Joan Hart. A preppie and her protest-lov-
ing neighbor reluctantly team up to make
their ex-partners jealous. (PG-13) (L, S)
HBO2 Tue. 8:05 a.m.
Drums of Africa 63 Frankie
Avalon. A singer, a rail engineer and his
girlfriend foil slave traders in 1897 East
Africa. (NR) TCM Wed. 3:30 p.m.
Duel in the Sun 46 Jennifer
Jones. Good and bad sons of a Texas
cattle baron fight each other, and the
railroad, over a dark beauty. (NR) TCM
Sat. 11 a.m.
Dumb & Dumber 94 (HD)
Jim Carrey. An inept dog groomer and a
limousine driver chase the latters dream
girl cross country. (PG-13) (L, S, V) COMD
Sat. 7:30 p.m.
Duplex 03 Ben Stiller. After mov-
ing into a New York brownstone, an au-
thor and his wife try to get rid of an
annoying neighbor. (PG-13) (L, S, V) OXy
Sat. 9 a.m., 1 p.m.
E
The East 13 (HD) Brit Marling.
Hired to infiltrate a group of ecoter-
rorists, an undercover operative instead
finds herself growing sympathetic to the
cause and attracted to the leader. (PG-13)
(S, N, V) MAX Fri. 12:25 a.m.
8 Mile 02 (HD) Eminem. Living
with his destitute mother, a young man in
Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and
Movies
achieve success as a rapper. (R) (L, S, V)
BET Thu. 12:30 p.m.; Fri. 12 a.m.
Elegy 08 (HD) Penlope Cruz.
A beautiful student throws into disarray
the life of an aging lecturer and cultural
critic when she awakens in him feelings
of sexual possessiveness. (R) (L, S, N) TMC
Thu. 2:40 a.m.
Entrapment 99 (HD) Sean Con-
nery. A woman pretends to be a burglar
to catch a gentleman thief planning a
big heist in Malaysia on the eve of the
millennium. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed.
8:30 a.m.
Envy 04 (HD) Ben Stiller. A man
becomes jealous after his best friends
invention, a spray that dissolves animal
feces, brings him wealth. (PG-13) (L, S)
TBS Wed. 1 a.m.
Epic 13 (HD) Voices of Colin Far-
rell. Animated. Magically transported to
a secret realm, a teenage girl joins an
ongoing battle between the forces of
good, which keep the natural world vital,
and the forces of evil, which want to
destroy it. (PG) (L, S) HBO2 Tue. 5:15 p.m.;
Fri. 8:45 a.m.
Eraserhead 76 (HD) John Nance.
Henry Spencers hair sticks straight up,
and his girlfriends offspring looks like
larva. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Wed. 5:30 p.m.
Ernest Goes to Jail 90 (HD) Jim
Varney. A case of mistaken identity lands
a bumbling bank janitor in the slammer
and his criminal look-alike on the streets.
(PG) (V) SHOW2 Sat. 4:30 a.m.
Eurotrip 04 (HD) Scott Mechlo-
wicz. A teenager and his friends have
misadventures in Europe while trying
to meet ones pen pal. (R) (L, S, N) TBS
Thu. 1 a.m.
Even Money 06 (HD) Kim Basinger.
Gambling destroys the lives of various
people who are either addicted to it or
involved in its promotion. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW Mon. 11 a.m.
The Even Stevens Movie 03
Shia LaBeouf. Members of a family unwit-
tingly appear on a reality-television show
after the producer sends them to an is-
land for a vacation. DiSN Mon. 1:30 a.m.
Everybody Wants to Be italian
07 (HD) Jay Jablonski. A lovelorn Polish
fishmonger lies about his ethnicity to woo
a beautiful Italian veterinarian. (R) (L, S)
HBO Thu. 1:30 a.m.
Evil Dead 13 Jane Levy. At a re-
mote forest cabin, five friends discover
a Book of the Dead and unwittingly sum-
mon an ancient demon. The malevolent
entity possesses each person in succes-
sion, until only one is left intact to fight
for survival. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 11:35
p.m.
Excess Baggage 97 Alicia Silver-
stone. A thief ruins a young womans
attempt to get ransom from her wealthy
father by faking her own kidnapping. (PG-
13) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 5:10 a.m.
Excision 12 (HD) AnnaLynne McCord.
An outcast teenager practices surgical
skills and has weird, and increasingly
violent, psychosexual fantasies. (NR) (S,
V, S) SHOW Mon. 2:30 a.m.
Executive Suite 54 William
Holden. Four VPs and a junior executive
jockey for power in a company run by
the founders daughter. (NR) TCM Sat.
7:15 a.m.
Exorcist: The Beginning 04 Stel-
lan Skarsgard. While visiting an excava-
tion site in Kenya, a former priest sees
signs of demonic possession. (R) (L, S, V)
KSMO Sun. 1 a.m.
The Expendables 10 Sylvester
Stallone. A mercenary and his men learn
that their assignment to overthrow a
South American dictator is a suicide mis-
sion. (NR) (L, S, V) SPiKE Wed. 7 p.m.
The Expendables 10 (HD) Syl-
vester Stallone. A mercenary and his men
learn that their assignment to overthrow
a South American dictator is a suicide
mission. (NR) (L, S, V) SPiKE Thu. 5:30
p.m.
F
Failure to Launch 06 Matthew
McConaughey. The parents of a young
man who still lives at home hire a beauti-
ful woman to entice him to finally leave
the nest. (PG-13) (L, S, N) OXy Fri. 7 p.m.,
11 p.m.
Fallen 98 (HD) Denzel Washington.
Detectives investigate murders commit-
ted in a manner used by a recently
executed serial killer. (R) (L, V) MAX Sat.
3:50 p.m.
The Family Stone 05 Dermot
Mulroney. A young woman encounters a
chilly reception when her boyfriend takes
her home to meet his family. (PG-13) (L, S)
OXy Fri. 5 p.m., 9 p.m.
The Family That Preys 08
Kathy Bates. Secrets and scandals test
the friendship of a wealthy socialite and
a working-class woman, upsetting both
their families. (PG-13) (S, V) BET Sun.
4:30 a.m.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver
Surfer 07 (HD) Ioan Gruffudd.
Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an
intergalactic messenger who has arrived
to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (L,
S, V) FX Sat. 4 p.m.
The Fast and the Furious 01
Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer
investigates a gang leader suspected of
stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) BRAVO Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m.
Father Knows Breast 13 (HD) A man
unknowingly begins a torrid romance
with the girlfriend of his son. (NR) (L, S,
N, S) SHOW2 Thu. 12:35 a.m.
Ferris Buellers Day Off 86
Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays
hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his
buddy and the classic Ferrari of his bud-
dys father. (PG-13) (L, S) BRAVO Wed. 2:30
p.m.; Thu. 5 a.m.
50/50 11 (HD) Joseph Gordon-
Levitt. After learning that he has malig-
nant tumors along his spine, a young man
vows to beat his illness. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue.
3:10 p.m.
Find Me Guilty 06 (HD) Vin Die-
sel. When an ambitious prosecutor drags
him back into court, imprisoned mobster
Jack DiNoscio decides to defend himself
instead of ratting on his associates in
a New Jersey crime family. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW Thu. 12 p.m.
Fire in the Sky 93 D.B. Sweeney.
Based on the true story of an Arizona
lumberjack who claimed to have been
abducted by aliens. (PG-13) (V) ENC Wed.
5:35 a.m.
Fired Up 09 (HD) Nicholas DAgosto.
Two male high-school football stars en-
roll in cheerleading camp so they can
practice their playbook on pretty girls.
(PG-13) (L, S, N) MTV Sun. 7 a.m.; Fri. 11
p.m.; Sat. 5 p.m.
Fists in the Pocket 65 Lou
Castel. A paranoid epileptic decides that
killing his blind mother and retarded
brother will stabilize his family. (NR) (S,
V) TCM Mon. 1 a.m.
Flawless 99 (HD) Robert De Niro.
After a debilitating stroke and on his
doctors advice, a conservative man takes
singing lessons from a drag-queen neigh-
bor. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Mon. 2:15 a.m.
The Fleets in 42 Dorothy
Lamour. Sailors mistake a shipmate for
a ladys man and bet he can kiss the icy
Countess of Swingland. (NR) TCM Mon.
7 p.m.
Flight From Glory 37 Chester
Morris. A pilot falls for another pilots
wife at an Andes air-supply camp. (NR)
TCM Thu. 5:45 p.m.
Flight of the Phoenix 04 (HD)
Dennis Quaid. A group of people struggles
to survive after a huge sandstorm causes
their plane to crash in the Gobi desert.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 5:30 a.m.
Flipper 96 Elijah Wood. A surly
child of divorce staying with an ex-hippie
uncle saves a dolphin from men dumping
toxic waste into Florida Keys waters. (PG)
(L) ENC Wed. 3:55 a.m.
Follow the Fleet 36 Fred
Astaire. Half of a song-and-dance team
spends shore leave with the one who
drove him into the Navy. (NR) TCM Tue.
1:15 a.m.
Fools Gold 08 (HD) Matthew Mc-
Conaughey. A treasure hunter drags his
estranged wife and her boss on a quest
to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.
(PG-13) (L, S, N, V) LiFE Sun. 6 p.m., 10:02
p.m.
40 Carats 73 Liv Ullmann. A 40-
ish divorcee in Greece meets a 20-ish
man who shows up later in Manhattan to
date her daughter. (PG) (L, S) TCM Wed.
2:15 a.m.
42 13 (HD) Chadwick Boseman. In
1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of
the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Rob-
inson to the team in defiance of major
league baseballs notorious color barrier.
(PG-13) (L, S) HBO2 Sun. 9 p.m.; Wed. 11:30
p.m.; Sat. 12 p.m.
Four Rooms 95 (HD) Tim Roth.
Short films, set in a crumbling Los Ange-
les hotel: The Missing Ingredient; The
Wrong Man; The Misbehavers; The
Man From Hollywood. (R) (L, S) TMC
Wed. 3 a.m.
Freedom Writers 07 Hilary
Swank. A dedicated Los Angeles teacher
inspires her class of at-risk students to
believe in themselves and achieve aca-
demic success. (PG-13) (L, S, V) OXy Sun.
7 a.m.
Freeloaders 11 (HD) Josh Lawson.
Slackers who live for free in a rock stars
mansion find that their ride on the gravy
train is coming to an end with the sale
of their pals residence. (R) (L, S, N) HBO
Sat. 2:10 a.m.
French Kiss 95 (HD) Meg Ryan. En
route to Paris to win back her ex-fiance,
a neurotic woman becomes involved with
a French thief. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Sun.
5:05 a.m.
Friday After Next 02 Ice Cube.
Working as security guards, Craig and
Day-Day run into the thief who stole their
Christmas presents. (R) (L, S) BET Tue.
6:30 p.m.; Wed. 12:30 p.m.
Friday Night Lights 04 (HD)
Billy Bob Thornton. A high-school football
coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his
players to the state championship. (PG-
13) (L, S) AMC Tue. 11 p.m.; Wed. 1:30 p.m.
Friends With Benefits 11
(HD) Justin Timberlake. Friends naively
believe that adding sex to their relation-
ship will not lead to complications. (R) (L,
S) FX Thu. 5:30 p.m., 9:02 p.m.
The Fugitive 93 Harrison Ford.
A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run
who was convicted of murdering his wife.
(PG-13) (S, V) OXy Wed. 5 a.m.
Full Metal Jacket 87 Matthew
Modine. A Marine and his companions
endure basic training under a sadistic
drill sergeant and fight in the 1968 Tet
offensive. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 10:35 p.m.;
Wed. 1:05 p.m.
Fun in Acapulco 63 Elvis Presley.
A shaken trapeze artist turns cliff diver
while working as a singer/lifeguard at a
Mexican hotel. (PG) (S) ENC Fri. 8:05 a.m.
G
Galaxy Quest 99 (HD) Tim Al-
len. Aliens, believing actors to be real
heroes, enlist cast members of a sci-fi TV
series to help save their people. (PG) (L,
S, V) COMD Sun. 9 a.m.; Mon. 10:24 a.m.
Gangster Squad 13 (HD) Josh
Brolin. In 1949 Los Angeles, a secret crew
of cops forms to drive powerful mobster
Mickey Cohen out of business. (R) (L, S, V)
HBO2 Fri. 8 p.m.
Gentlemans Fate 31 John Gil-
bert. A mans respectable and successful
life suffers a setback when he discovers
what his father once did for a living. (NR)
TCM Fri. 4:45 p.m.
Georgia Rule 07 (HD) Jane Fonda.
Exasperated with her rebellious daughter,
a woman sends the teen to Idaho to live
with her own stern mother. (R) (L, S) LiFE
Sun. 2 p.m.
Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the
Way 13 (HD) Filmmaker Donna Zaccaro
examines the life of her mother, Geral-
dine Ferraro, the trailblazing politician
who ran for vice president in 1984. (NR)
(S) SHOW Sun. 12:30 p.m.
Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the
Way 13 Filmmaker Donna Zaccaro ex-
amines the life of her mother, Geraldine
Ferraro, the trailblazing politician who
ran for vice president in 1984. (NR) (S)
SHOW2 Mon. 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.
Get Smart 08 (HD) Steve Carell.
A newly promoted field agent, partnered
with veteran Agent 99, blends inexperi-
ence, enthusiasm and ineptitude as he
battles against KAOS. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS
Sat. 9:30 a.m.
Getting Played 05 (HD) Carmen Elec-
tra. Three friends play a game of seduc-
tion on a stranger, but the tables are
turned when he finds out about the joke.
Movies
(PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Thu. 11:30 p.m.; Fri. 10
a.m.
The Ghost Writer 10 (HD)
Pierce Brosnan. A newly hired ghostwrit-
er exposes evidence that suggests his late
predecessor knew a dark secret about
their subject, the former prime minister
of Britain. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) TMC Tue. 1
p.m., 9:30 p.m.
The Girl From Mexico 39 Lupe
Velez. An employee for a New York adver-
tising firm is sent to Mexico to sign a pro-
vocative entertainer to a radio contract.
(NR) TCM Sat. 9:30 a.m.
Girl Shy 24 Harold Lloyd. Silent.
A tailors apprentice turns literary lion
and wins an heiress. (NR) TCM Sun. 11
p.m.
Girls Against Boys 12 (HD) Dani-
elle Panabaker. After one is sexually as-
saulted, two young women embark on
a course of violent revenge against the
attackers and anyone else who gets
in their way. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Fri. 3:15
a.m.
The Godfather 72 (HD) Mar-
lon Brando. Crime boss Vito Corleone and
his sons rule their New York empire with
Mafia justice. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sat. 6 p.m.
The Godfather, Part ii 74
(HD) Al Pacino. Michael Corleone rules his
fathers criminal empire, while flashbacks
recall young Vitos climb to power. (R) (L,
S, V) MAX Sat. 9 p.m.
Godzilla, King of the Monsters
56 Raymond Burr. A U.S. newsman
in Tokyo recounts the story of a huge di-
nosaur roused from the sea by an atomic
blast. (NR) TCM Sat. 5:45 a.m.
Gone 12 (HD) Amanda Seyfried.
After escaping from an abductor a year
earlier, a young woman sets out to save
her sister, who has been kidnapped by
the same serial killer. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
TMC Sun. 8:20 a.m.; Thu. 10:35 p.m.
Gone in Sixty Seconds 00 Nicolas
Cage. A former thief must agree to steal
50 cars in one night to save his brother
from being killed by a vehicle smuggler.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) BRAVO Fri. 4:30 p.m.; Sat.
12 a.m.
Gone Missing 13 (HD) Daphne Zuniga.
A woman investigates the disappearance
of her teenage daughter, who went to
a resort for spring break. (NR) (S) LiFE
Sat. 1 p.m.
A Good Day to Die Hard 13
(HD) Bruce Willis. New York City cop John
McClane and his estranged son must put
aside their differences and work together
to get a Russian whistleblower to safety
and thwart a disastrous crime in Cher-
nobyl. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Mon. 7 p.m.; Sat.
12:30 a.m.
Good Luck Chuck 07 Dane Cook.
After meeting the woman of his dreams,
a dentist must find a way to break a curse
that causes each of his ex-lovers to find
true love with her next boyfriend. (NR) (L,
S, N, S) KMCi Sun. 3 a.m.
The Good Mother 88 (HD) Diane
Keaton. A Boston womans ex-husband
sues for custody of their daughter after
an incident over her live-in lover. (R) (L,
S) TMC Wed. 11:15 a.m.
The Goonies 85 (HD) Sean As-
tin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the trea-
sure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past
his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM
Sun. 2 p.m.
Gosford Park 01 (HD) Eileen
Atkins. Domestic servants and their aris-
tocratic masters are equally suspect in
the wake of a murder at a lavish British
estate. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue. 8:30 a.m., 7
p.m.; Sat. 10:30 a.m.
Grassroots 12 (HD) Jason Biggs. An
oddball candidates campaign for city
council gains real momentum with the
help of a recently fired journalist and an
army of enthusiastic volunteers. (R) (L, S)
SHOW Thu. 4:45 a.m.
Great Expectations 46 John
Mills. Dickens orphan Pip goes to London
to become a gentleman, thanks to his
anonymous benefactor. (NR) TCM Tue.
9:15 a.m.
The Great Gatsby 13 (HD) Leon-
ardo DiCaprio. A writer gets swept up
in the affairs of Jazz Age New Yorks
wealthy elite when he moves next-door to
a mysterious millionaire who throws lav-
ish parties and pines for an unattainable
woman. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Sun. 11:45 a.m.,
11:30 p.m.; Wed. 7:30 a.m., 6 p.m.
The Great Race 65 Tony Curtis.
The Great Leslie and sinister professor
Fate enter their wacky cars in a 1908
race from New York to Paris. (NR) TCM
Sat. 4 p.m.
The Green Slime 69 Robert Hor-
ton. Two space-station astronauts destroy
an asteroid, then face monsters formed
from viscous cells. (G) TCM Sun. 2:45 a.m.
The Guardian 06 (HD) Kevin
Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard pro-
gram for rescue swimmers turns a cocky
recruit into his protege and takes him on
a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (L,
S) KPXE Wed. 10 a.m.
Gucci: The Director 13 Film-
maker Christina Voros examines the work
of Italian fashion designer Frida Gianni-
ni, the creative director for Gucci. (NR)
SHOW2 Mon. 7 p.m.
A Guide to Recognizing your
Saints 06 (HD) Robert Downey
Jr. A writer thinks about his childhood in
a violent neighborhood in Queens, N.Y.,
when he returns home to visit his ailing
father. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 2 a.m.
H
Hancock 08 (HD) Will Smith. A
scruffy superhero protects the citizens
of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous
collateral damage in the wake of every
well-intentioned feat. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX
Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 1 p.m.
The Hangover Part iii 13 (HD)
Bradley Cooper. Phil, Stu and Doug take
Alan on a road trip to help him through
a personal crisis. Meanwhile, Mr. Chow
breaks out of prison and prepares to
wreak havoc. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Sun. 7:15
p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. HBO2 Tue. 12:45 p.m., 7
p.m.; Sat. 5:15 p.m.
Hard to Kill 90 Steven Seagal. A
policeman, who was pronounced dead
but lived, eventually recovers with the
help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later
he seeks revenge. (R) (L, V) ENC Sun. 5:20
p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m.; Wed. 11:35 p.m.
Harold & Kumar Escape From
Guantanamo Bay 08 (HD) Kal
Penn. After the high-flying stoners try to
smuggle a bong aboard a flight to Am-
sterdam, the two find themselves in jail
on charges of terrorism. (NR) (L, S, N, S)
COMD Sun. 12 a.m., 3:15 p.m.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of
Secrets 02 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe.
The young wizard and his best friends
investigate a dark force that is terror-
izing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (L, S, V)
HBO2 Mon. 4:15 p.m.; Thu. 9:15 a.m.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of
Fire 05 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe.
Signs of Voldemorts return emerge as
Harrys friends help him prepare for a
tournament with Europes best student
wizards. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Sat. 3 p.m.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood
Prince 09 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe.
Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for
the final battle with Voldemort, while
Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle
and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms
on the horizon,. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Sat.
9:30 p.m.
Harry Potter and the Order of
the Phoenix 07 (HD) Daniel
Radcliffe. When a new professors bu-
reaucratic methods leave Hogwarts un-
prepared to fight the rising tide of evil,
Harry teaches a dedicated group of stu-
dents how to defend against the dark
arts. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Sat. 6:30 p.m.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
Azkaban 04 (HD) Daniel Rad-
cliffe. The young wizard and his friends
confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties
to Harrys past. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Sat.
12 p.m.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers
Stone 01 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe.
An orphan attends a school of witchcraft
and wizardry and pieces together the
mystery of his parents deaths. (PG) (L, S,
V) FAM Fri. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 8:30 a.m.
A Hatful of Rain 57 Eva
Marie Saint. A drug-addicted Korean War
veteran lives in a housing project with
his brother and pregnant wife. (NR) TCM
Thu. 9 p.m.
Heartbreak Ridge 86 (HD) Clint
Eastwood. A veteran Marine sergeant
keeps in touch with his ex-wife while
beating a platoon into shape for Grenada.
(R) (L, S, N, V) AMC Wed. 10:30 a.m.
The Heat 13 (HD) Sandra Bullock.
An arrogant, methodical FBI agent must
join forces with a foul-mouthed, erratic
Boston detective to bring down a ruthless
drug lord. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Sat. 7 p.m.
Heat 95 (HD) Al Pacino. A wily
bank robber planning retirement leaves
scant clues for a Los Angeles detective
with family problems. (R) (L, V) HBO2
Thu. 2:05 a.m.
Held Up 00 (HD) Jamie Foxx. Yuppie
Alex stops for gas at a remote conve-
nience store, gets dumped by his fiancee
and becomes a hostage during a robbery.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Thu. 8:30 p.m.; Fri.
1:30 p.m.
Here on Earth 00 (HD) Chris
Klein. Two teens, sentenced to rebuild a
restaurant they accidentally destroyed,
vie for the affections of the owners
daughter. (PG-13) (S) HBO2 Tue. 5:15 a.m.
Hi-Life 98 (HD) Katrin Cartlidge.
An out-of-work New York actor enlists
friends and strangers to help him get the
$900 he owes a bookie. (R) (L) TMC Thu.
6:30 a.m.
High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story
03 (HD) Michael Imperioli. Profes-
sional gambler Stu Ungar becomes a
champion poker player but uses his win-
nings to support his drug habit. (R) (L, S,
N) HBO Tue. 2:10 a.m.
High School Musical 06 (HD)
Zac Efron. Students conspire to prevent
a basketball star and a shy newcomer
from singing in a stage production. DiSN
Sun. 2 p.m.
High School Musical 2 07 (HD)
Zac Efron. A teenager befriends members
of a wealthy family while working at a
country club. (NR) DiSN Sun. 3:50 p.m.
High School Musical 3: Senior
year 08 (HD) Zac Efron. Troy, Gabri-
ella and the rest of the Wildcats plan an
elaborate spring musical to express their
experiences, hopes and fears for their
futures. (G) DiSN Sun. 5:45 p.m.
High Tension 03 (HD) Ccile de
France. A college student tries to save a
kidnapped friend from a brutal killer. (R)
(L, S, V) TMC Sat. 9:30 p.m.
The Hills Have Eyes 06 (HD)
Aaron Stanford. A family road trip takes
a terrifying turn when the travelers be-
come stranded in a government atomic
zone inhabited by a band of bloodthirsty
mutants. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Sat. 2:30 a.m.
His Girl Friday 40 Cary Grant.
An ace reporters editor tries to stop her
from remarrying in this remake of direc-
tor Lewis Milestones The Front Page.
(NR) TCM Sat. 7 p.m.
The History Boys 06 (HD)
Richard Griffiths. Dedicated teachers at
a British grammar school prepare their
gifted and unruly charges for entrance
exams to Oxford and Cambridge universi-
ties. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 6:35 a.m.
Hitchcock 12 (HD) Anthony Hop-
kins. Alma Reville lends her customary
support to husband Alfred Hitchcock as
he directs Psycho, but her reservations
about the films production cause a strain
in their marriage. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2
Wed. 2:15 a.m.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Jour-
ney 12 (HD) Ian McKellen. At the
urging of the wizard Gandalf, unassuming
hobbit Bilbo Baggins joins 13 dwarves on
a perilous quest to reclaim the kingdom
of Erebor and gains possession of the
powerful One Ring. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO
Sun. 2:15 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m.; Sat. 10:45
a.m.
The Hollywood Sign 01 (HD)
Tom Berenger. Three washed-up actors
pose as detectives in order to swindle a
mobster out of $7 million. (R) (L, V) TMC
Tue. 6:45 a.m.
Hollywoodland 06 Adrien Brody.
A detective uncovers unexpected links
to his own personal life as he probes
the mysterious death of Superman ac-
tor George Reeves in 1959. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW2 Sun. 6:45 p.m.
Hollywoodland 06 (HD) Adrien
Brody. A detective uncovers unexpected
links to his own personal life as he probes
the mysterious death of Superman ac-
tor George Reeves in 1959. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW Sat. 1:15 p.m.
Holy Man 98 (HD) Eddie Murphy.
Sales skyrocket when a burnt-out TV
Movies
programmer puts a guru on his home
shopping network. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2
Thu. 3:35 a.m.
The Hoodlum Priest 61 Don
Murray. The Rev. Charles Dismas Clark,
a Jesuit, works with St. Louis ex-convicts
and juvenile delinquents. (NR) (V) TCM
Fri. 1 a.m.
Hook 91 (HD) Dustin Hoffman.
Aided by Tinker Bell, a corporate lawyer
turns into Peter Pan to rescue his chil-
dren from Captain Hook. (PG) (V) FAM
Sun. 11 a.m.
Hope Floats 98 (HD) Sandra Bull-
ock. After learning about her husbands
infidelity, a woman returns to her home-
town and finds romance with a handy-
man. (PG-13) (S) MAX Tue. 3:05 a.m.
Hot Rod 07 (HD) Andy Samberg.
An accident-prone daredevil plans an
outrageous stunt to raise money for life-
saving surgery for his abusive stepfather.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) COMD Tue. 11:25 a.m.
How i Got into College 89 (HD)
Anthony Edwards. A high-school senior
tries to get into the same college where
his dream-girl wants to go. (PG-13) (L, S)
HBO2 Mon. 4:10 a.m.
How to Fall in Love 12 (HD) Eric
Mabius. An awkward accountant receives
dating tips from his high-school crush.
HALL Sun. 5 p.m.
How to Kill your Neighbors Dog
00 Kenneth Branagh. A jaded
playwright contends with a rewrite and
with his wifes desire to have a child. (R)
(L) TMC Thu. 4:35 a.m.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
03 Kate Hudson. A columnist tries to
make a man dump her, but he bets his
boss that she will fall in love. (PG-13) (S)
BRAVO Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 2 p.m.
How to Marry a Millionaire
53 Marilyn Monroe. Three gold diggers
share a Manhattan penthouse, hoping
to lure eligible rich men. (NR) TCM Sun.
5 p.m.
i
i Am a Thief 35 Mary Astor. Jewel
thieves hop aboard the Orient Express in
pursuit of the Karenina diamonds. (NR)
(S) TCM Thu. 1:45 p.m.
i Now Pronounce you Chuck and
Larry 07 (HD) Adam Sandler. When
bureaucratic red tape prevents him from
naming his children as life insurance ben-
eficiaries, a firefighter asks his buddy to
pose as his domestic partner. (PG-13) (L,
S, N) USA Tue. 6:30 a.m.
i Still Know What you Did Last
Summer 98 (HD) Jennifer Love
Hewitt. A killer with a hook returns to
stalk a young woman and her friends at
a tropical island resort. (R) (L, S, V) MAX
Tue. 3 p.m.
i Want Someone to Eat Cheese
With 06 (HD) Jeff Garlin. A strug-
gling actor who lives with his mother
and binges on junk food finds a sense of
purpose when he learns that his favorite
movie is being remade. (NR) (S) HBO
Mon. 5 a.m.
ice Age: Continental Drift 12
(HD) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated.
Scrats pursuit of an infernal acorn has
world-changing consequences for Manny,
Diego and Sid. (PG) (S) HBO2 Sun. 8 a.m.;
Thu. 2:30 p.m.
identity Thief 13 (HD) Jason Bate-
man. A Denver man tracks down the
Florida woman who stole his identity,
financed a luxurious lifestyle, and de-
stroyed his credit. (NR) (L, S) MAX Fri. 11
a.m.; Sat. 12 a.m.
idle Hands 99 (HD) Devon Sawa. A
teenage slacker wakes up Halloween Day,
finds his parents gruesomely murdered
and his right hand possessed by the
devil. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 8:10 a.m.; Sat.
5:40 a.m.
The impossible 12 (HD) Naomi
Watts. A couple and their three sons en-
counter terror, courage and compassion
following the December 2004 tsunami
that devastated Thailand. (PG-13) (S, N)
SHOW Tue. 7 p.m. SHOW2 Mon. 9:05 a.m.,
5 p.m.; Sat. 1:35 p.m., 9 p.m.
in Good Company 04 (HD)
Dennis Quaid. Demoted from his corpo-
rate job, a man learns his new, younger
replacement is also dating his daughter.
(PG-13) (S) HBO2 Thu. 12:40 p.m.
The incredible Hulk 08 (HD)
Edward Norton. As Bruce Banner seeks
to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a pow-
erful enemy known as The Abomination
arises to wreak havoc on the human race.
(PG-13) (S, V) SPiKE Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Fri.
10:15 p.m.; Sat. 8 a.m.
The incredibles 04 Voices of
Craig T. Nelson. Animated. Now fighting
boredom in suburbia, a former superhero
and his family get a chance to save the
world. (PG) (S, V) ENC Tue. 8:50 a.m., 5
p.m.; Fri. 11:10 a.m., 7 p.m.
indiscreet 58 Cary Grant. A U.S.
diplomat in London pretends to be mar-
ried while having an affair with a famous
actress. (NR) TCM Sun. 7 p.m.
innerspace 87 Dennis Quaid.
A grocery clerk gets jabbed with a hypo-
dermic holding a miniaturized Air Force
pilot and craft. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Thu.
4:40 a.m.
invincible 06 (HD) Mark Wahl-
berg. At 30 years old, bartender Vince
Papale sees his wildest dreams come true
when he becomes a member of the Phila-
delphia Eagles football team. (PG) (L, S)
AMC Thu. 10:31 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m.
The iron Lady 11 (HD) Meryl
Streep. Margaret Thatcher breaks through
class and gender barriers to become the
United Kingdoms first female prime min-
ister. (PG-13) (S, N) SHOW2 Fri. 3:15 p.m.
iron Man 2 10 (HD) Robert Downey
Jr. With the world now aware that he is
Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark
must forge new alliances and confront a
powerful new enemy. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX
Wed. 6:30 p.m.; Thu. 1 p.m.
The island 05 (HD) Ewan Mc-
Gregor. In 2019 a mercenary pursues two
clones who escaped from a research facil-
ity after learning their true fate. (PG-13)
(L, S, V) MAX Sun. 4:20 p.m.; Mon. 12 a.m.;
Sat. 11:20 a.m.
J
Jack the Giant Slayer 13 (HD)
Nicholas Hoult. A young farmhand gets
swept into the realm of legend when he
must defend his land from a seemingly
unstoppable force of giant warriors. (PG-
13) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 6:45 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri.
1 p.m., 7:15 p.m.
Jarhead 05 (HD) Jake Gyllen-
haal. A Marine and his comrades form
brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi
desert during the Gulf War. (R) (L, S, N, S,
V) TMC Mon. 11:05 p.m.
Jasons Lyric 94 Allen Payne.
A TV salesman falls for a waitress and
clashes with his wayward brother in in-
ner-city Houston. (R) (L, S, N, V) BET Thu.
6 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.
Java Heat 13 (HD) Kellan Lutz. Fol-
lowing a terrorist attack in Indonesia, a
hot-headed American joins forces with a
Muslim detective to find the mastermind
behind the attack. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun.
11:30 a.m., 7:15 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m.
Jaws 75 (HD) Roy Scheider. A
New England police chief, a shark hunter
and a scientist have a showdown with a
huge white shark. (PG) (L) AMC Wed. 7
p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m.
Jaws 2 78 (HD) Roy Scheider.
Amitys citizens and police chief dread
another tourist season with a huge white
shark near the beach. (PG) (L, V) AMC
Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.
JCVD 08 (HD) Jean-Claude Van
Damme. Weary action star Jean-Claude
Van Damme returns to Belgium to find
relief from his troubles but instead stum-
bles into a bank robbery. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW Tue. 9 a.m.
Jeff Dunhams Achmed Saves
America 14 Animated. Achmed the
dead terrorist arrives in Americaville and
plots to destroy the infidels. As he makes
plans to blow up the town, he falls in love
with all the sweet things in life and turns
into an all-American resident. (NR) CMT
Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 3 p.m.
Jennifers Body 09 (HD) Megan
Fox. A beautiful cheerleader gains an in-
satiable appetite for human flesh after a
hungry demon takes control of her body.
(R) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 6 a.m.
Jersey Girl 04 Ben Affleck. A
young woman changes the life of a single
father who used to be a successful New
York music publicist. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC
Tue. 10:50 a.m.; Fri. 1:10 p.m.
Joe the King 99 (HD) Noah Fleiss.
A teen with an alcoholic, abusive father
and a harsh mother turns to theft to vent
his frustrations. (R) (L, V) SHOW Wed.
7:05 a.m.
John Q 02 (HD) Denzel Washing-
ton. A desperate man takes hostages at
a hospital in order to force doctors to
save his dying son. (PG-13) (L, V) AMC
Sun. 12:30 p.m.
Jonah Hex 10 (HD) Josh Brolin. The
Army hires a supernatural gunslinger to
hunt down and stop a man who plans to
unleash hell on Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT
Sun. 1:30 a.m.
Journey to the Center of the
Earth 59 Pat Boone. Jules Vernes
professor Lindenbrook leads an expedi-
tion through monsters, mushrooms and a
magnetic storm. (G) TCM Sat. 1:30 p.m.
Jumanji 95 (HD) Robin Williams.
A magic board-game brings forth Afri-
can perils and a guy who disappeared
in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (L, V) FAM
Sun. 9 a.m.
Jungle Fever 91 (HD) Wesley
Snipes. Trouble follows an architects bi-
racial affair with a woman in New York.
(R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 9:30 p.m.
Junior 94 (HD) Arnold Schwar-
zenegger. One doctor talks another into
field-testing their new wonder drug, as
the first pregnant man. (PG-13) (S) SHOW
Thu. 10 a.m. SHOW2 Wed. 8 a.m.
Ju-on 03 (HD) Megumi Okina. In a
Japanese house, a curse passes to one
person after another, each suffering a
horrible death. (R) (S, V) SHOW2 Tue.
1:35 a.m.
Just Desserts 04 (HD) Lauren
Holly. A disgruntled chef and a brooding
baker fall in love while working together
to win a prestigious competition. HALL
Sat. 9 p.m.
Just Wright 10 Queen Latifah. A
physical therapist falls in love with her
patient, a basketball player, but he only
has eyes for her best friend. (PG) (L, S)
BET Sun. 4:30 p.m.
Juwanna Mann 02 (HD) Miguel A.
Nez Jr. Banned from the NBA, a bas-
ketball player dresses in drag in order to
play in a womans league. (PG-13) (L, S)
HBO2 Sat. 5:45 a.m.
K
Kicking it 08 Soccer bring about
a change in the lives of homeless people.
(NR) ESPNC Sun. 4 p.m.
Kids in America 05 (HD) Gregory
Smith. A rebellious high-school student
and his girlfriend lead a revolt against
their tyrannical principal. (PG-13) (L, S)
KSMO Sat. 11 a.m.
The Killing Room 09 (HD) Nick
Cannon. A scientist subjects four unwit-
ting volunteers to torturous experiments.
(R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue. 10:40 a.m. SHOW2
Sun. 3:30 p.m.
Killing Them Softly 12 (HD)
Brad Pitt. After a rival crook hires a pair
of bumbling thieves to rob their card
game, mobsters hire a reluctant hit man
to settle the score. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Wed.
1:10 a.m.; Sat. 12 a.m.
Kim Possible: So the Drama 05
(HD) Voices of Christy Carlson Romano.
Animated. Ron realizes he has feelings
for Kim, while Drakken hatches a scheme
to take over the world. DiSN Sun. 1:30
a.m.
Kindergarten Cop 90 Arnold
Schwarzenegger. An undercover offi-
cer teaches a rowdy class of peewees,
to identify one whose mother must be
found. (PG-13) (L, V) SHOW2 Mon. 12:35
p.m.
Kindergarten Cop 90 (HD) Ar-
nold Schwarzenegger. An undercover of-
ficer teaches a rowdy class of peewees,
to identify one whose mother must be
found. (PG-13) (L, V) SHOW Wed. 3 a.m.;
Fri. 9 a.m.; Sat. 3:45 a.m.
King Arthur 04 Clive Owen. Ar-
thur and the Knights of the Round Table
embark on a rescue mission as Saxon
hordes prepare to invade. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
ENC Fri. 11:15 p.m.
King Solomons Mines 37
Paul Robeson. A noble singing native
takes a white hunter into darkest Africa
on a search for biblical treasure. (NR)
TCM Wed. 11:15 a.m.
The Kingdom 07 (HD) Jamie
Foxx. A sympathetic Saudi police captain
Movies
helps a team of federal agents flush out
a terrorist cell in Riyadh. (R) (L, S, V) AMC
Fri. 8 a.m.
The Kings of Appletown 09 (HD)
Dylan Sprouse. Twin brothers help a girl
whose father faces murder accusations.
(PG) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Tue. 6:30 a.m.
Kinky Boots 05 (HD) Joel Edger-
ton. A fortuitous encounter with a trans-
vestite cabaret singer inspires a young
man to save an inherited shoe factory
by producing erotic footwear. (PG-13) (L,
S) SHOW Tue. 12:15 p.m. SHOW2 Tue. 3:10
a.m.
Kiss the Girls 97 (HD) Morgan
Freeman. After escaping from a serial
killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic
psychologist track the madman. (R) (L, S,
V) HBO2 Fri. 12:45 a.m.
Kiss Them for Me 57 Cary Grant.
A Navy pilot steals a shipbuilders fiancee
while on shore leave with his buddies in
San Francisco. (NR) TCM Mon. 8:45 p.m.
A Knights Tale 01 Heath Ledger.
An English commoner dons the armor
of a dead jouster and, with the help of
friends, competes against nobles in 14th-
century France. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) ENC
Sat. 9:10 a.m., 7 p.m.
Krippendorfs Tribe 98 (HD) Rich-
ard Dreyfuss. After spending grant money
on his children, a widowed anthropologist
creates an imaginary New Guinea tribe.
(PG-13) (S) SHOW Thu. 8:15 a.m.
L
L.A. Confidential 97 Kevin
Spacey. Policemen become immersed in
corruption, scandal, politics and prostitu-
tion in 1950s Hollywood. (R) (L, S, V) ENC
Thu. 9:15 p.m.
Lady in the Lake 46 Robert
Montgomery. Raymond Chandlers pri-
vate eye Philip Marlowe searches for a
publishers missing wife. (NR) TCM Sun.
5 a.m.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cra-
dle of Life 03 (HD) Angelina Jolie.
A globe-trotter must find Pandoras box
before a maniacal scientist can harness
its power for world domination. (PG-13)
(S, V) SPiKE Mon. 9 a.m.
Larger Than Life 96 Bill Mur-
ray. A motivational speaker inherits an
elephant and takes it cross-country to
buyers in San Diego. (PG) (L, S) ENC Sat.
11:25 a.m.
Last Holiday 06 Queen Latifah.
Upon learning of a terminal illness, a shy
woman decides to sell off all her posses-
sions and live it up at a posh European
hotel. (PG-13) (S) OXy Thu. 7:30 p.m., 9:30
p.m.
Lawless 12 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. A
sadistic Chicago lawman comes to 1931
Virginia to shut down the Bondurant
brothers bootlegging business. (R) (L, S,
V, N) SHOW Mon. 12:30 a.m.; Thu. 8 p.m.
SHOW2 Sun. 12 a.m.; Fri. 7 p.m.
A League of Their Own 92
(HD) Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls
Professional Baseball League begins in
1943 with a major-league has-been as a
manager. (PG) (L) E! Fri. 3 p.m.
Lean on Me 89 Morgan Freeman.
Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against
drugs, crime and bad grades in his Pater-
son, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (L, V) BET
Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 p.m.
Leaving Las Vegas 95 (HD)
Nicolas Cage. Intent on drinking himself
to death, a man who has lost everything
finds solace with a Las Vegas hooker. (R)
(L, S, N, V) HBO Fri. 1:20 a.m.
Lemony Snickets A Series of Un-
fortunate Events 04 (HD) Jim
Carrey. A dastardly count plots to steal
an inheritance from three young orphans
placed in his care. (PG) (L, S) SHOW Mon.
9 a.m.; Tue. 4:15 a.m.
Lethal Weapon 3 92 (HD) Mel
Gibson. Los Angeles police detectives
crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a
wild woman from internal affairs. (NR) (L,
S, V) MAX Wed. 12 a.m.
Lethal Weapon 4 98 (HD) Mel
Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take
on members of a Chinese triad who are
smuggling families from the mainland.
(R) (L, V) MAX Sat. 1:40 p.m.
La Ley del Monte 76 (HD) Vicen-
te Fernndez. Un hombre regresa a su
pueblo natal tras la revolucin y encuen-
tra a su amada novia casada con otro
hombre. (NR) UNiV Sat. 2:55 p.m.
Liar Liar 97 (HD) Jim Carrey. A
boys birthday wish comes true that his
neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer,
will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours.
(PG-13) (L, S) COMD Sat. 5:30 p.m.
Liberal Arts 12 (HD) Josh Radnor.
A New York college adviser becomes
involved with a student when he returns
to his alma mater in Ohio for a favorite
professors retirement party. (PG-13) (S)
SHOW2 Tue. 3 p.m.
Life of Pi 12 (HD) Suraj Sharma.
After the freighter theyre on sinks in a
storm, a teenager and a Bengal tiger wind
up on a small lifeboat and must learn to
trust each other to survive. (PG) (S) MAX
Mon. 12:40 p.m.; Wed. 5 a.m., 6:45 p.m.
Limitless 11 (HD) Bradley Cooper.
An unemployed writer rises to the top of
the financial world after an experimental
drug gives him extraordinary mental acu-
ity. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sun. 2:30 a.m.
A Little Help 10 (HD) Jenna
Fischer. Feeling her life spinning out of
control, a widow drinks too much and
goes along with her sons outrageous lie
about how his father really died. (R) (L, S)
TMC Sat. 4:05 p.m.
Little Man Tate 91 Jodie Foster.
A single mother lets her boy-genius son
move in with a rich woman who teaches
the gifted. (PG) (L) ENC Fri. 6:25 a.m.
The Little Match Makers 11 (HD)
Hannah Frantz. A girl from New York
and a boy from Mexico scheme to start a
romance between their divorced parents.
(NR) (S) TMC Sun. 4:45 a.m.
Little Miss Sunshine 06 Greg
Kinnear. Members of a dysfunctional fam-
ily set out on a road trip to watch their
daughter take part in a childrens beauty
pageant. (R) (L, S) OXy Sat. 11 a.m., 3 p.m.
The Little Richard Story 00
Leon. The flamboyant musician experi-
ences highs and lows through his music
career, including confronting his fathers
murderer. BET Sun. 9:30 a.m.
Little Women 49 June Allyson.
Based on the story by Louisa May Alcott.
The four March sisters forge unbreakable
emotional ties during the Civil War. (NR)
TCM Wed. 7 p.m.
Lizzie Borden Took an Ax 14
(HD) Christina Ricci. In 1892, Lizzie Bor-
den stands trial for the brutal murder
of her father and stepmother. (NR) LiFE
Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:02 a.m.
Lola Versus 12 (HD) Greta Gerwig.
A young woman tries to get back into
the swing of single life when her fiance
dumps her shortly before their wedding.
(R) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 8:30 a.m.; Wed. 5:30
p.m.
Lolita From interstellar Space 14
(HD) A sexy woman has erotic adventures.
(NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Sun. 1:45 a.m.
The Long Kiss Goodnight 96
(HD) Geena Davis. Former cohorts come
after a small-town New England mom
who gradually remembers her past as
a government assassin. (R) (L, V) HBO2
Wed. 2 p.m.
The Longest yard 05 (HD) Adam
Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed
NFL veterans train their fellow inmates
for a football game against the guards.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 2 p.m.; Sat.
11:15 a.m., 6 p.m. SHOW2 Wed. 7 p.m.
Looper 12 Bruce Willis. A mob
hit man comes to the chilling realization
that his latest assignment is his older self,
sent back in time by his bosses. (R) (L,
S, N, V) ENC Mon. 9:05 a.m., 5 p.m.; Sat. 1
p.m., 9:15 p.m.
Lord of illusions 95 Scott Ba-
kula. A private eye looks after the wife of
an illusionist who killed his mentor, the
leader of a black-magic cult. (R) (L, S, V)
ENC Tue. 1:25 a.m.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fel-
lowship of the Ring 01 (HD)
Elijah Wood. A chosen hobbit and his loyal
friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf
and an elf on a quest to destroy a power-
ful ring and defeat an evil lord. (PG-13) (S,
V) TNT Sat. 12 p.m.
The Lord of the Rings: The Re-
turn of the King 03 (HD) Elijah
Wood. Frodo and Sam march toward
Mount Doom to destroy the ring, while
Gandalf and warriors prepare for a final
confrontation with Sauron and his allies.
(PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sat. 8 p.m.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two
Towers 02 (HD) Elijah Wood. Now
divided, members of a fellowship take
different paths to destroy the ring and
defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (PG-13)
(S, V) TNT Sat. 4 p.m.
Lorenzos Oil 92 (HD) Nick
Nolte. Intellectual parents seek and find
a way to save their son from a rare nerve
disease called ALD. (PG-13) (S) TMC Fri.
6:30 a.m.
The Losers 10 (HD) Jeffrey Dean
Morgan. A mysterious operative joins
forces with a group of elite commandos,
as they hunt the man who organized a
lethal betrayal against them. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) TNT Sun. 12 p.m.
Lost City Raiders 08 (HD) James
Brolin. In the wake of natural disasters,
two men scour the Earth for treasures.
(PG-13) SyFy Wed. 11:30 p.m.
Love Birds 11 (HD) Rhys Darby. A
mans life comes crashing down when his
girlfriend dumps him, but an injured duck
and a feisty veterinarian help him redis-
cover love and his true place in the world.
(PG-13) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 8:05 a.m.
M
Machete 10 (HD) Danny Trejo.
Framed for a covert assassination, a
blade-wielding former Federale carves a
path of blood, bullets and broken hearts
as he carries out a mission of revenge. (R)
(L, S, V, N) AMC Tue. 12 a.m., 11:30 a.m.
Mad Hot Ballroom 05 (HD)
Filmmaker Marilyn Agrelo spotlights New
York schoolchildren who take part in a
citywide ballroom-dancing contest. (PG)
(S) TMC Tue. 4:55 a.m.
Mad Max 79 Mel Gibson. In an
Australia of the not-too-distant future, a
police officer strikes back against motor-
ized menaces to what is left of society
after a nuclear holocaust. (R) (S, N, V)
WGN-A Sun. 9 p.m.
Madagascar 3: Europes Most
Wanted 12 (HD) Voices of Ben
Stiller. Animated. On the run from a
French animal-control officer, Alex and
friends hide out in a traveling circus,
where they perform death-defying tricks
and make some new friends. (PG) (S) HBO
Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Sat. 5:10 a.m.
Madeleine 50 Ann Todd. Up-
per-class Madeleine Smith stands trial
for killing her French lover in Victorian
Scotland. (NR) TCM Tue. 1 p.m.
Magic Mike 12 (HD) Channing
Tatum. A male stripper takes a newcomer
under his wing and instructs him in the
fine arts of partying, picking up women,
and making plenty of money. (R) (L, S, N,
S) HBO Mon. 2:55 a.m.
Maid in Manhattan 02 Jennifer
Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a
chambermaid after he mistakes her for a
guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) OXy Mon.
7:30 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m.
Maid in Manhattan 02 (HD)
Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate
falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes
her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (L, S)
E! Sat. 6 p.m.
Main Street 10 (HD) Colin Firth.
A stranger becomes involved with the
close-knit residents of a North Carolina
town after he arrives with a controversial
plan to save their crumbling community.
(PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Mon. 11 a.m.
Major League 89 (HD) Tom
Berenger. Lackluster baseball players
hear their Cleveland teams new owner is
counting on them to lose. (R) (L, S, N, V)
KPXE Fri. 10 a.m.
Malibus Most Wanted 03 (HD)
Jamie Kennedy. A rappers hip-hop life-
style jeopardizes his fathers campaign to
become governor of California. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) VH1 Sat. 2 a.m., 9 p.m.
Mall Cop 04 (HD) Derek Cecil. A new
security guard teams with an inept co-
worker who failed to stop a burglary. (NR)
CMT Sat. 6 p.m.
Mama 13 (HD) Jessica Chastain.
As a woman tries to reintroduce her
lovers traumatized nieces to a normal
life, disturbing questions and occurrences
suggest that a supernatural presence has
followed the girls to her home. (PG-13) (S,
V) HBO Thu. 1:30 p.m.
Movies
Man of iron 35 Barton MacLane. A
man becomes the manager of a company
and must gain back the respect of his
workers after taking a high-hat approach.
(NR) TCM Thu. 12:30 p.m.
Man of the House 05 (HD) Tom-
my Lee Jones. A taciturn Texas Ranger
goes under cover as a coach to protect
a group of college cheerleaders who wit-
nessed a murder. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Fri. 2
p.m.; Sat. 2:03 a.m.
Man on a Ledge 12 (HD) Sam
Worthington. While trying to convince a
disgraced ex-cop to come in from a high-
rise ledge, a police negotiator begins to
realize that the man has an ulterior mo-
tive. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 6:35 a.m.,
5:30 p.m.; Fri. 8:45 a.m., 3:30 p.m.
The Man Who Wasnt There
01 (HD) Billy Bob Thornton. A plan for
fast cash backfires after a laconic bar-
ber blackmails his wifes lover. (R) (S, V)
SHOW Wed. 9 a.m.
The Man With the iron Fists
12 (HD) RZA. In feudal China, a black-
smith channels ancient energies to trans-
form himself into a human weapon ca-
pable of defending his fellow villagers
from soulless villains. (R) (L, S, V, S) HBO2
Sun. 11:10 p.m.
The Marriage Chronicles 12 (HD)
Jazsmin Lewis. To spice up their mar-
riages, three couples go to a retreat run
by a sexy psychologist and her handsome
husband. (NR) BET Tue. 12:30 p.m.; Wed.
12 a.m.
Marty 55 Ernest Borgnine. A
lonely, heavy-set Bronx butcher, who lives
with his mother, finds his soul mate in a
shy schoolteacher. (NR) TCM Sun. 12:30
p.m.
Mary and Martha 13 (HD)
Hilary Swank. After losing their sons to
malaria, two women dedicate their lives
to helping others affected by the disease.
HBO2 Mon. 11:45 a.m.
The Master 12 (HD) Joaquin
Phoenix. Troubled and uncertain of his
future, a World War II veteran falls under
the spell of a religious movement and its
charismatic leader. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW
Wed. 10:15 p.m.
Match Point 05 (HD) Scarlett
Johansson. A one-time tennis profession-
al becomes obsessed with his brother-
in-laws seductive fiancee. (R) (S) HBO2
Mon. 2:10 p.m.
The Matrix 99 (HD) Keanu
Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces
with rebel warriors to battle a malevo-
lent cyberintelligence. (R) (L, V) WGN-A
Tue. 7 p.m.
The Matrix Revolutions 03
Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity
prepare for a final battle against vicious
machines set to invade Zion. (R) (S, V)
KSMO Sat. 3 p.m.
Me, Myself & irene 00 (HD) Jim
Carrey. Nice-guy Charlie and aggressive
Hank, the two personalities of a Rhode
Island state trooper, fight over the same
woman. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Wed. 9:30 p.m.
Mean Girls 04 Lindsay Lohan.
Attending high school for the first time,
a teenager becomes friends with three
popular but manipulative students. (PG-
13) (L, S) MTV Sun. 7 p.m.
Meeks Cutoff 10 (HD) Michelle
Williams. Though she and her compan-
ions are lost and increasingly desperate,
a pioneer wife protects a Cayuse Indian
from their shady guide, who wants to kill
him. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 8 a.m.
Meet Me in St. Louis 44 Judy
Garland. A St. Louis lawyers family stays
in town for the 1904 Worlds Fair. (NR)
TCM Wed. 9:15 p.m.
Meet My Mom 10 (HD) Lori Loughlin.
A recently divorced woman falls for her
sons pen pal, a soldier on leave from
overseas. HALL Sat. 6 p.m.
Meet the Browns 08 (HD) Tyler
Perry. Soon after losing her job, a single
mother takes her brood to Georgia for
her fathers funeral and meets his up-
roarious clan for the first time. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) BET Fri. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 12 a.m.
Men in Black 97 (HD) Tommy
Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie
protect mankind from dangerous extra-
terrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) SyFy Wed. 6 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m.
Men of Chance 32 Mary Astor. In
order to fix a horse race, two scheming
gamblers dispatch a woman to obtain
information from a betting rival. (NR)
TCM Thu. 1 a.m.
Menace ii Society 93 (HD)
Tyrin Turner. Crime, street sense and the
status quo roil the mind of a teenager in
the Watts section of Los Angeles. (R) (L, S,
V) VH1 Thu. 1 a.m., 7 p.m.
Metro 97 (HD) Eddie Murphy. A
hostage negotiator and a SWAT marks-
man track a psychotic jewel thief who
killed a colleague. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Wed.
1 p.m.
Les Misrables 12 (HD) Hugh
Jackman. In 19th-century France, ex-pris-
oner Jean Valjean, pursued for many years
by ruthless policeman Javert, agrees to
care for a factory workers daughter. (PG-
13) (S, V) MAX Sat. 8:40 a.m.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and
Fabulous 05 (HD) Sandra Bullock.
FBI agent Gracie Hart clashes with her
superiors when she jumps in to save two
kidnapped friends in Las Vegas. (PG-13)
(S) HBO Wed. 2:30 p.m.; Sat. 6:45 a.m., 5
p.m.
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
08 (HD) Frances McDormand. A
middle-aged British governess gets a
taste of the glamorous life when she
takes a job as the caretaker of an Ameri-
can celebrity. (PG-13) (S, N) HBO2 Sat.
7:20 a.m.
Mission: impossible 96 (HD)
Tom Cruise. Branded a traitor, an elite
intelligence agent investigates a failed
Prague mission to retrieve a computer
disk. (PG-13) (V) MAX Thu. 11 a.m., 9 p.m.
Mission: impossible iii 06
(HD) Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF
recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off
against the toughest foe he has ever
faced: a ruthless arms and information
broker. (PG-13) (S, V) AMC Sun. 3 p.m.
Mr. Magoo 97 (HD) Leslie Nielsen.
Government agents and a beautiful thief
pursue a myopic millionaire who unknow-
ingly possesses a valuable gem. (PG) (L,
V) SHOW Tue. 7:30 a.m.
Mr. Mom 83 Michael Keaton. An
automotive engineers wife gets a job,
and he stays home with the children,
housework and housewives. (PG) (L, S)
KCTV Sun. 2:30 a.m. KSMO Sun. 4 p.m.
Moby Dick 11 (HD) Hwang Jung-min.
Three reporters uncover a conspiracy
surrounding a disastrous bridge explo-
sion. (NR) (S) SyFy Wed. 8 a.m.
Mogambo 53 Clark Gable. A
chorus girl and a married woman fight
over a white hunter in Africa. (NR) (S)
TCM Wed. 1:15 p.m.
Monsters Ball 01 Billy Bob
Thornton. A racist prison-guard has an
intense affair with a black woman after
her husband dies on death row. (R) (L, S,
V) TVONE Sat. 7 p.m., 10 p.m.
Monsters, inc. 01 (HD) Voices
of John Goodman. Animated. A blue be-
hemoth and his short, one-eyed assistant
work in a giant factory that exists to scare
children. (G) FAM Sun. 6 p.m., 8 p.m.
Moonrise Kingdom 12 (HD)
Bruce Willis. In 1965 New England, a
peaceful island community descends into
turmoil when two love-struck 12-year-
olds run away together just before the
approach of a violent storm. (PG-13) (S)
HBO Tue. 10:45 a.m.
Moonstruck 87 (HD) Cher. An
Italian-American widow, engaged to a ret-
icent suitor, falls in love with his brother.
(PG) (L, S) HBO2 Fri. 7 a.m.
Mortal Kombat 95 (HD) Robin
Shou. Three martial artists are forced
to battle demonic adversaries with the
fate of the world hanging in the balance.
(PG-13) (L, V) MAX Tue. 6:20 a.m.; Sat.
3:55 a.m.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith 05 (HD) Brad
Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware
that each is an international assassin who
has just been assigned to kill the other.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Mon. 4 p.m.
Mrs. Doubtfire 93 (HD) Robin
Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-
of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to
be with his children. (PG) (L, S) CMT Wed.
8 p.m.; Thu. 12 p.m.
The Muppets 11 (HD) Jason
Segel. Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other
Muppets join forces with their fans to
raise $10 million to save Muppet Studios
from a greedy Texan who wants to raze
the building and drill for oil. (PG) (S) FAM
Sun. 7 a.m.
The Muppets 11 Jason Segel.
Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other Mup-
pets join forces with their fans to raise
$10 million to save Muppet Studios from
a greedy Texan who wants to raze the
building and drill for oil. (PG) (S) DiSN
Sun. 8 a.m.
Murder by Numbers 02 Sandra
Bullock. Two young men engage in a
battle of wits with a homicide detective
who is investigating grisly strangulations.
(R) (L, S, V) OXy Thu. 5 a.m., 1 p.m.
Murder, My Sweet 44 Dick
Powell. The search for a missing person
plunges detective Philip Marlowe into a
deadly web of blackmail and murder. (NR)
TCM Mon. 11:15 a.m.
The Muse 99 (HD) Albert Brooks.
A desperate screenwriter with writers
block meets a Greek muse living in Los
Angeles. (PG-13) (S, N) SHOW Wed. 12:35
p.m.
My Bosss Daughter 03 Ashton
Kutcher. To impress a young woman, a
man agrees to housesit at his employers
mansion for one night. (R) (L, S, N) MTV
Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 3 p.m.
My Moms New Boyfriend
08 Antonio Banderas. An FBI agent must
spy on his mother after she becomes in-
volved with a suspected art thief. (PG-13)
(L, S, V) KMCi Sun. 2 p.m.
My Sisters Wedding 13 (HD) Es-
sence Atkins. Matthew and Sharons wed-
ding is one day away when her sister
Candice arrives and discovers that Mat-
thew is the same man who jilted her after
a one-night stand in college. (NR) BET
Sun. 12 p.m.
Mystic Pizza 88 Julia Roberts.
Three teenage girls come of age one sum-
mer working in a pizza parlor in Mystic,
Conn. (R) (L, S) KCWE Sun. 12 p.m.
N
The Nanny Express 09 (HD)
Vanessa Marcil. A woman tries to heal a
family when she becomes a nanny for a
widowers two children. HALL Sun. 1 p.m.
National Lampoons Van Wilder
02 (HD) Ryan Reynolds. An under-
achieving collegian needs money to stay
in school after his father cuts off his
funds. (R) (L, S, S) COMD Sat. 9:30 a.m.
The Natural 84 Robert Red-
ford. The almost mythical ability of a
middle-aged baseball player rockets a
major-league team toward the 1939 pen-
nant. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 2:40 p.m.,
11:05 p.m.
Nature Calls 12 (HD) Patton Oswalt.
After his troops ditch him for a slum-
ber party at the posh home of his rival
brother, a scoutmaster lures the youths
away in the middle of the night for an
ill-advised camping trip. (R) (L, S, N) TMC
Mon. 12:10 a.m.; Fri. 10:40 p.m.
Navy SEALS 90 Charlie Sheen.
Sea/air/land commandos and a TV news-
woman rescue hostages from terrorists
armed with Stinger missiles. (R) (L, V)
ENC Sun. 11:05 a.m.; Wed. 3:05 p.m.
The Negotiator 98 (HD) Samu-
el L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator
takes hostages and demands to speak
with a counterpart from another pre-
cinct. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 6:40 p.m.; Fri.
8:35 a.m., 4:45 p.m.
Never Been Kissed 99 (HD)
Drew Barrymore. A former high-school
nerd, now a reporter, gets a second
chance when she goes under cover for
a story on cool teens. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO
Mon. 6:30 a.m.
New years Eve 11 (HD) Halle
Berry. Intertwining stories promise love,
hope, forgiveness, second chances and
more for a number of New Yorkers on
the celebrated night. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX
Thu. 5:45 a.m.
The Next Best Thing 00 (HD) Ru-
pert Everett. A gay man has a child with
his best friend, and the two decide to live
together as a family until she falls in love
with another man. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW
Tue. 2:05 p.m. SHOW2 Thu. 12:45 p.m.
Next of Kin 89 (HD) Patrick
Swayze. A Chicago policeman and his
Kentucky hills brother hunt a mob en-
forcer for killing another brother. (R) (L,
S, V) SPiKE Wed. 11:30 p.m.
Nicholas Nickleby 02 (HD) Ja-
mie Bell. Left penniless after his fathers
death, a young man protects the rest of
Movies
his family from his wicked uncle in 19th-
century England. (PG) (S, V) SHOW2 Sun.
3:40 a.m.; Tue. 12:45 p.m.
Night of the Living Dead
68 Duane Jones. People hide in a house
from carnivorous walking corpses revived
by radiation fallout. (NR) (S, V) TCM Sat.
12:45 a.m.
Nims island 08 Abigail Breslin.
A fainthearted adventure writer joins
forces with a courageous youngster to
save the girls island home and find her
missing father. (PG) (L, S) KSMO Sun. 7
p.m.; Sat. 1 p.m.
9 1/2 Weeks 86 (HD) Mickey
Rourke. A divorced SoHo art dealer be-
comes a Wall Street commodities brokers
sex object for about 66 days. (R) (L, S, N,
S) HBO2 Sun. 1:50 a.m.
Nixon 95 (HD) Anthony Hopkins.
Insecurities haunt the 37th president as
he wins two terms, ends the Vietnam War
and resigns in disgrace during Watergate.
(R) (L, S) SHOW Fri. 1:05 p.m.
No Tell Motel 12 (HD) Angel McCord.
A young woman and her friends become
stranded at an abandoned motel where
a child and her parents all met terrible
ends. (NR) TMC Sat. 8 p.m., 11 p.m.
Notes on a Scandal 06 (HD)
Cate Blanchett. A charismatic new col-
league draws a veteran teacher, and they
become close friends, then the older
woman learns of the others affair with
a teenage student. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sun.
11:40 a.m.; Wed. 10:30 a.m.
Notorious 46 Cary Grant. A
U.S. agent brings a traitors daughter to
Rio de Janeiro to seduce an exiled Nazi.
(NR) (S) TCM Sun. 9 p.m.
Notting Hill 99 (HD) Julia Rob-
erts. A mans life changes when an in-
ternational star walks into his bookshop.
(PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 1 p.m.
Notting Hill 99 Julia Roberts. A
mans life changes when an international
star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (L,
S) SHOW2 Tue. 4:45 p.m.; Sat. 11:30 a.m.
Now you See Me 13 (HD) Jesse
Eisenberg. A federal agent and an In-
terpol detective play a cat-and-mouse
game with cunning illusionists who rob
corrupt business leaders during their
performances, then funnel the money to
members of the audience. (PG-13) (L, S)
HBO2 Thu. 5:30 p.m., 10:45 p.m.
O
Oceans Thirteen 07 (HD)
George Clooney. Danny Ocean and his
gang plot revenge against a casino owner
who wronged one of their own. (PG-13) (S)
USA Wed. 6:29 a.m.
Oceans Twelve 04 (HD) George
Clooney. To pay back casino boss Terry
Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of
criminals plan an elaborate heist in Eu-
rope. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Tue. 6:50 p.m.
October Sky 99 (HD) Jake Gyl-
lenhaal. Not wanting to be a miner, a
young West Virginian builds rockets with
his friends and later becomes a NASA
scientist. (PG) (L, S) SHOW Thu. 2:05 p.m.;
Fri. 3:05 a.m.
Odd Girl Out 05 (HD) Alexa Vega.
A teenager sinks into despair when for-
mer friends ostracize her and make her
the target of ugly rumors. LiFE Sat. 11
a.m.
On the Road 12 (HD) Garrett Hed-
lund. An aspiring writer, his new friend
and his friends seductive wife heed the
call of the open road. (R) (L, S, S) SHOW
Thu. 10:30 p.m.
One Day 11 (HD) Anne Hathaway.
For 20 years, an idealist and a wealthy
charmer reunite on the anniversary of
the day they first met, their college grad-
uation. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) HBO Tue. 12:30
p.m.
One Mans Way 64 Don Murray.
Norman Vincent Peale becomes a clergy-
man and spreads his positive thinking by
mass media. (NR) TCM Fri. 3 a.m.
Open Range 03 (HD) Robert
Duvall. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle
a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in
1882. (R) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 6:30 a.m.
Open Season 3 10 (HD) Voices of
Matthew J. Munn. Animated. After Boog
switches places with a circus bear, Elliott
and the gang must rescue him before the
circus returns home to Russia. (PG) (S)
TOON Fri. 4 p.m.
Operation Dumbo Drop 95
Danny Glover. Two U.S. Army captains
wheel and deal to replace a Vietnam
villages prized elephant after it dies. (PG)
(L, S) SHOW2 Mon. 5:30 a.m.
Original Gangstas 96 (HD) Fred
Williamson. Former gang members return
to depressed Gary, Ind., to quell violence
perpetrated by their successors. (R) (L, V)
MAX Wed. 5 p.m.
Original Sin 01 (HD) Antonio Ban-
deras. A Cuban tycoon enters a world
of deception after marrying a beautiful
mail-order bride from America. (R) (S, N,
S, V) SHOW Sun. 12:45 a.m. SHOW2 Mon.
10 p.m.
Orphans of the Storm 22 Lil-
lian Gish. Silent. Two girls who grew up as
sisters become lost in the French Revolu-
tion and confront its terrible guillotine.
(NR) TCM Fri. 7 a.m.
The Other Shore: The Diana Nyad
Story 13 (HD) Diana Nyad braves shark-
infested waters to swim more than 100
miles from Cuba to Florida. (NR) (L, S)
SHOW Tue. 5:15 p.m.
The Other Sister 99 (HD) Juliette
Lewis. A mentally impaired woman gets
her first apartment, dates a young man
and attends a trade school. (PG-13) (S)
SHOW2 Wed. 11:45 a.m.
Out of Sight 98 (HD) George
Clooney. The mutual attraction between
a federal marshal and an escaped con-
vict interferes with their goals. (R) (L, V)
SHOW Fri. 11 a.m.
Outbreak 95 (HD) Dustin Hoff-
man. An Army doctor fights the spread
of a deadly virus brought into the United
States by an African monkey. (R) (L, V)
HBO Sun. 1:15 a.m.
Outcasts of Poker Flat 37
Preston Foster. Bret Hartes gold-rush
gambler and others are banished in win-
ter with a child called Luck. (NR) TCM Thu.
4:30 p.m.
Oz the Great and Powerful 13
James Franco. A shady circus magician
crashes his balloon in the magical land of
Oz, where he encounters three beautiful
witches and becomes a reluctant leader
in an epic battle of good vs. evil. (PG) (L,
S) ENC Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 5 a.m., 12:35 p.m.;
Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat. 6:55 a.m., 3 p.m.
P
Parental Guidance 12 (HD) Billy
Crystal. Modern problems collide with
old-school methods when a man and his
eager-to-please wife baby-sit for their
three grandchildren. (PG) (S) HBO2 Mon.
10 a.m.; Thu. 9 p.m.
A Passage to india 84 Judy
Davis. Adela Quested and Mrs. Moore
tour 1920s India with a native doctor. (PG)
(L, S) TCM Tue. 6:30 a.m.
Passing Strange The Movie
09 (HD) DeAdre Aziza. Spike Lee films
the Broadway musical about a young
man who leaves Los Angeles to explore
Europe. (NR) SHOW Fri. 4:30 p.m. SHOW2
Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.
Passion Fish 92 (HD) Mary
McDonnell. A paralyzed soap-opera star
and her nurse give each other strength
to grow in Louisiana. (R) (L) SHOW2 Sat.
6 a.m.
Passion Play 10 (HD) Mickey
Rourke. A washed-up musician tries to
protect an enigmatic winged woman from
a merciless gangster who wants her all to
himself. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Thu. 9 p.m.
The Passionate Friends 49
Ann Todd. The upper-class wife of an
older English banker happens to meet a
young lover from her past. (NR) TCM Tue.
11:15 a.m.
Paycheck 03 (HD) Ben Affleck.
After learning that his memory has been
erased, a technical wizard goes on the
run to piece together clues from his past.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) SyFy Sun. 1 p.m.; Mon.
10 a.m.
People Like Us 12 (HD) Chris
Pine. In the course of settling the estate
of his late father, a young salesman is
surprised to discover the existence of a
30-year-old sister, Frankie. (PG-13) (L, S)
SHOW Thu. 6 p.m.
Perfect Sense 11 (HD) Ewan
McGregor. A chef and a scientist fall in
love amid a plague that robs people of
their senses. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Wed. 1:15
a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 2:15 a.m.; Sat. 1:30 a.m.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
12 (HD) Logan Lerman. Friends try
to help an introverted teenager become
more sociable. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Wed.
9 p.m.
Peter and Vandy 09 (HD) Jason
Ritter. Flashbacks and flash-forwards il-
lustrate the rise and fall of a love affair
between two New Yorkers. (NR) (S) TMC
Mon. 1:40 p.m.; Fri. 10:30 a.m.
Phil Spector 13 (HD) Al Pacino. Linda
Kenney Baden defends music producer
Phil Spector, on trial for the murder of
actress Lana Clarkson. HBO Fri. 11:15 a.m.;
Sat. 3:35 a.m.
The Philly Kid 12 (HD) Wes Chatham.
A former NCAA wrestling champion, now
an ex-con involved in mixed-martial arts,
must save his best friend from a vicious
loan shark. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 11:40
a.m.
Phone Booth 02 Colin Farrell.
A sniper traps a New York publicist in a
phone booth and threatens to kill him if
he hangs up. (R) (L, V) ENC Fri. 1:10 a.m.,
9:45 a.m.
Pieces of April 03 (HD) Ka-
tie Holmes. Chaos reigns when a young
woman invites her estranged family to
her apartment for the first Thanksgiving
dinner she has ever cooked. (PG-13) (L, S,
N) SHOW Tue. 3:55 p.m.
Piranha 10 (HD) Elisabeth Shue.
Spring break turns gory at a popular
waterside resort, where hundreds of pre-
historic man-eating fish have come to
dine on hapless humans. (R) (L, S, V, N)
SyFy Sun. 6 p.m.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At
Worlds End 07 (HD) Johnny
Depp. While the Flying Dutchman ghost
ship wreaks havoc on the Seven Seas,
Will, Elizabeth and Barbossa unite to save
Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones locker.
(PG-13) (S, V) SyFy Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 3:30
p.m.
Pitch Perfect 12 (HD) Anna
Kendrick. When a new student joins her
colleges female a cappella group, she
takes the women out of their comfort
zone of traditional pieces and introduces
them to innovative arrangements. (PG-13)
(L, S) MAX Tue. 9:45 a.m., 9 p.m.
Platoon 86 Tom Berenger. Two
sergeants and a private join others lost
in war along the 1967 Cambodian border.
(R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 5 p.m.
Poetic Justice 93 Janet Jackson.
A beauty-salon worker goes from South
Central Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail
truck with a guy she cannot stand. (R)
(L, S, V) OXy Mon. 5 a.m.; Thu. 9 a.m.,
3:30 p.m.
Point Break 91 (HD) Patrick
Swayze. An FBI agent turns California
surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rub-
ber masks of four ex-presidents. (R) (L, S,
N, V) KPXE Mon. 10:30 a.m.
Possession 02 (HD) Gwyneth Pal-
trow. Two scholars investigate an illicit
romance between two poets of the Victo-
rian era. (PG-13) (S) TMC Thu. 1:35 p.m.
Post Grad 09 (HD) Alexis Bledel.
An optimistic graduate gets a rude awak-
ening when she fails to find a job and
must move back in with her eccentric
family. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Fri. 12 p.m.
il Posto 61 Sandro Panzeri. A
lively Italian lands his first job, but his
ambition is quickly crushed by the mo-
notony of the white-collar world. (NR)
TCM Mon. 3 a.m.
Prefontaine 97 Jared Leto. Olym-
pic defeat matures a selfish distance
runner into a sports activist before his
1975 death in a car crash. (PG-13) (L) TMC
Wed. 5:05 p.m.
Presumed innocent 90 (HD)
Harrison Ford. A married prosecutor
hires an attorney to defend him against
charges of murdering his seductive col-
league. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Wed. 7:10 a.m.
A Price Above Rubies 98
(HD) Rene Zellweger. An Orthodox Jew
challenges religious traditions with her
husband, his brother and other family
members. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Thu. 9 a.m.
The Princess Diaries 01 Julie
Andrews. A woman gives etiquette les-
sons to her reluctant granddaughter who
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is heir apparent to a throne. (G) OXy Sat.
7 p.m., 9 p.m.
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal En-
gagement 04 Anne Hathaway.
While living with her royal grandmother,
a young princess must find a suitable
husband in 30 days or give up the throne.
(G) ENC Fri. 5:05 p.m.
The Producers 05 (HD) Nathan
Lane. A Broadway producer and his ac-
countant scheme to overfinance a sure-
fire flop and abscond with the money.
(PG-13) (S) SHOW Fri. 6:45 a.m. SHOW2
Thu. 2:35 p.m.
Prometheus 12 (HD) Noomi
Rapace. A clue to mankinds origins leads
a team of explorers to deep space, where
they must fight a terrifying battle to save
the future of the human race. (R) (L, S, V)
HBO2 Tue. 10 p.m.
The Purge 13 (HD) Ethan Hawke.
A man and his family struggle to survive
the night when an intruder breaks into
their home during a government-sanc-
tioned event in which all criminal activity
including murder is legal. (R) (L, S, V)
MAX Thu. 7:45 a.m., 7:30 p.m.
Purple Rain 84 (HD) Prince.
The Kid fights his rival for a singer and
Minneapolis rock-club success. (R) (L, N,
V) VH1 Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 6:30 p.m.
Q
Quality Balls: The David Stein-
berg Story 13 (HD) An overview
of the long and varied career of comic
David Steinberg features interviews with
Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld and others.
(NR) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 3:55 a.m.; Sat. 7:35
a.m.
Quartet 12 (HD) Maggie Smith. A
long-smoldering flame is rekindled when
a once-popular opera star reunites with
her ex-husband and fellow performers at
a retirement home for musicians. (PG-13)
(L, S) SHOW Wed. 8:30 p.m. SHOW2 Sat.
8:20 a.m., 7:20 p.m.
R
The Racket 28 Thomas Mei-
ghan. Silent. Complications arise when
a police captain tries to bring a powerful
bootlegger to justice. (NR) TCM Fri. 11:15
a.m.
Radio 03 Cuba Gooding Jr. A high-
school football coach becomes a mentor
to a mentally impaired young man in
1970s South Carolina. (PG) (L, S) BET Mon.
10 a.m.
Rambo 08 (HD) Sylvester Stallone.
John Rambo calls upon his long-buried
but lethal skills to rescue a missionary
and her comrades from the Burmese
army. (NR) (L, S, V) SPiKE Wed. 9:30 p.m.;
Thu. 3:30 p.m.
Rambo: First Blood Part ii 85
(HD) Sylvester Stallone. A former Green
Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission
to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison.
(R) (L, V) HBO2 Tue. 3:05 a.m.
Real Steel 11 (HD) Hugh Jackman.
A small-time boxing promoter and his
estranged son reluctantly join together to
build and train a robot fighter of champi-
onship caliber. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 6
p.m.; Wed. 3:30 p.m.
Red Dawn 84 (HD) Patrick Swayze.
Colorado teens fight back after Soviet-led
paratroops drop into town for World War
III. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sun. 10 p.m.
Red Dragon 02 (HD) Anthony
Hopkins. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Han-
nibal Lecter for help in stopping a serial
killer who slaughters families. (R) (L, S, V,
N) BBC Sat. 9:15 p.m.
Red Dust 32 Clark Gable. Two
kinds of women love a he-man rubber
planter in Indochina. (NR) TCM Wed. 11:30
p.m.
Red Eye 05 (HD) Rachel McAd-
ams. A plane passenger forcibly involves
his seatmate in a plot to assassinate a
government official. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO
Tue. 7:30 a.m.
Red Hot Tires 35 Lyle Talbot.
Framed for murder and sent to prison,
an auto racer escapes to South America.
(NR) TCM Thu. 11:15 a.m.
Red River 48 John Wayne. A
cattle baron fights with his foster son
on the first cattle drive up the Chisholm
Trail. (NR) TCM Mon. 4:45 p.m.
Reign of the Gargoyles 07 (HD) Joe
Penny. After their bomber goes down,
Allied forces must confront huge, stone
gargoyles brought to life by the Nazis.
(NR) SyFy Wed. 2 a.m., 2 p.m.
Rene 11 The film tells the story of
Rene Richards battle to enter the 1977
U.S. Open as the first transgender ten-
nis player. Simultaneously, it follows her
today as she struggles to cope with a life
of contradictions and personal conflict.
(NR) ESPNC Sun. 12:30 a.m., 3:30 a.m., 9:30
p.m.; Mon. 12:30 a.m., 3:30 a.m.
Rescue Dawn 06 (HD) Christian
Bale. During the Vietnam War, Dieter
Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot, is shot down
over Laos and taken captive by enemy
soldiers. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 12:30
a.m.; Sat. 3:30 p.m.
The Return 06 (HD) Sarah Michelle
Gellar. A young woman tries to solve the
mystery behind her increasingly terrify-
ing visions of a strangers brutal murder.
(PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Wed. 12:30 p.m.; Sat.
2:10 p.m.
The Revenant 09 (HD) David
Anders. A dead soldier comes back to life
and joins forces with his slacker buddy to
hunt down criminals and drain them of
the blood he needs to prevent his body
from decomposing. (R) (L, S, V, N) HBO2
Fri. 3 a.m.
Rhino! 64 Harry Guardino. A white
hunter helps a zoologist tranquilize a
couple of rare white rhinos in Africa. (NR)
TCM Wed. 5:15 p.m.
Righteous Kill 08 (HD) Robert
De Niro. Two veteran detectives hunt a
vigilante whose crimes resemble those of
a killer they put behind bars long ago. (R)
(L, S, V) TNT Mon. 2 a.m.
Rio 11 (HD) Voices of Anne Hatha-
way. Animated. A domesticated macaw
and his human friend travel to Rio de
Janeiro to meet the last surviving female
of his kind. (G) FX Sat. 6 p.m., 8 p.m.
Ripe 96 Monica Keena. Orphaned
twin sisters grow increasingly apart as
each discovers sex on a local military
base. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 2 a.m.
Rise of the Gargoyles 09 (HD) Eric
Balfour. An American professor tries to
stop an ancient winged creature that
terrorizes Paris. (NR) SyFy Wed. 12 a.m.,
4 p.m.
Road House 89 (HD) Patrick
Swayze. Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri
bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a doctor
and tames the whole town. (R) (L, S, V, N)
TBS Sun. 12:30 a.m., 2 p.m.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
91 Kevin Costner. The archer and his
Moorish sidekick join Sherwood Forest
outlaws against the sheriff of Notting-
ham, who covets Maid Marian. (PG-13)
(L, S, N, V) ENC Sun. 8:40 a.m.; Wed. 7:30
a.m., 7 p.m.
RoboCop 2 90 Peter Weller. The
cyborg policeman and his female partner
oppose the mayor and a drug magnate
in Old Detroit. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 8:35
p.m.
Rock N Roll Exposed: The Pho-
tography of Bob Gruen 12 (HD)
Interviews with Iggy Pop, Yoko Ono, Alice
Cooper and others highlight a look at the
stories behind some of photographer Bob
Gruens most famous snapshots. (NR)
TMC Tue. 11 a.m.
Rock of Ages 12 (HD) Julianne
Hough. Songs by Def Leppard, Journey,
Joan Jett, Bon Jovi and others underscore
a rock n roll romance between a small-
town girl and a city boy who meet on the
Sunset Strip while chasing their Holly-
wood dreams. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Sun. 5:20
a.m.; Thu. 3 p.m.
Rocky ii 79 (HD) Sylvester Stal-
lone. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky
Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight
champ Apollo Creed. (PG) (V) AMC Mon. 5
p.m.; Tue. 2 p.m.
Rocky iii 82 (HD) Sylvester Stal-
lone. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-box-
ing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch
with brutish Clubber Lang. (PG) (L, V)
AMC Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 4:30 p.m.
Rocky iV 85 (HD) Sylvester Stal-
lone. Champ Rocky Balboa trains in Sibe-
ria for a bout against a lab-tested Soviet
with a 2000-psi punch. (PG) (V) AMC Mon.
10 p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m.
Romy and Micheles High School
Reunion 97 (HD) Mira Sorvino.
Two pinheads try to impress former class-
mates with far-fetched success stories.
(R) (L) HBO2 Thu. 6:45 a.m.
Rooster Cogburn 75 (HD) John
Wayne. One-eyed Marshal Cogburn helps
a Bible-toting spinster find the men who
killed her preacher father. (PG) (V) SHOW2
Sun. 9:45 a.m.; Wed. 2 p.m.
The Royal Bed 31 Lowell Sher-
man. The queens husband disagrees with
her decree about whom the princess will
marry. (NR) TCM Thu. 2:15 a.m.
Rumble Fish 83 (HD) Matt Dillon.
An Oklahoma street fighter looks up to
his brother, the Motorcycle Boy. (R) (L, N,
V) MAX Wed. 3:25 a.m.
Runaway Bride 30 Mary Astor.
Crooks find the wayward bride who has
their gems, cooking for a rich bachelor.
(NR) TCM Thu. 3:45 a.m.
The Rundown 03 (HD) The
Rock. Before his retirement, a bounty
hunter must locate his boss son, who is
searching for a priceless artifact in the
Amazon. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2 Wed. 10
a.m., 9 p.m.
Rush Hour 3 07 (HD) Jackie Chan.
The assassination of a Chinese ambas-
sador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle
with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (L,
S, N, V) TNT Sun. 2 p.m.
Rushmore 98 (HD) Jason
Schwartzman. A precocious teenager and
a jaded tycoon become bitter romantic
rivals for the affections of a widowed
teacher. (R) (L, N) HBO2 Sun. 2:20 p.m.;
Fri. 3:20 p.m.
S
Sahara 05 (HD) Matthew McCo-
naughey. A treasure hunter and his side-
kick join forces with a doctor to search for
a Confederate ship in Africa. (PG-13) (S, V)
TMC Mon. 9 p.m.; Sat. 5:55 p.m.
The Samaritan 12 (HD) Samuel
L. Jackson. After many years in prison,
a former grifter tries to go straight, but
the son of his former partner insists on
learning the game and relieving a feared
gangster of $8 million. (R) (L, S, V) TMC
Sat. 3:15 a.m.
Saw ii 05 (HD) Donnie Wahlberg.
A detective races against time to save
his son from a sadistic madman holding
a group of people captive. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW Sat. 1 a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 12:40 a.m.;
Sat. 11 p.m.
Scanners 81 (HD) Stephen Lack. A
scientist sends a scanner to hunt others
like him with explosive psychic powers.
(R) (L, V) SHOW Wed. 2:15 p.m. SHOW2 Fri.
11:30 a.m.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Un-
leashed 04 (HD) Freddie Prinze Jr.
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby
investigate a group of ghouls terrorizing
people. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sun. 10 a.m.
The Scorpion King 02 (HD) The
Rock. The leader of a band of desert mer-
cenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot
and his clairvoyant sorceress. (PG-13) (S,
V) AMC Mon. 10 a.m.
The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a
Warrior 08 (HD) Michael Copon. To
avenge his fathers death, a young man
embarks on a quest against a king. (PG-
13) (S, V) AMC Mon. 12 p.m.; Tue. 2:30 a.m.
Screwed 00 (HD) Norm Macdon-
ald. An overworked, underpaid chauffeur
kidnaps his bosss dog and holds it for a
$5,000,000 ransom. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V)
HBO2 Sat. 4:20 a.m.
Second Chances 13 (HD) Alison Swee-
ney. Two children try to play matchmaker
for their widowed mother and an injured
firefighter. HALL Sun. 11 a.m., 7 p.m.
Sellebrity 12 (HD) Filmmaker Kevin
Mazur examines the publics obsession
with celebrities and fame. (NR) SHOW
Sun. 8:30 a.m.; Wed. 4 p.m. SHOW2 Mon.
7:30 a.m.
Semi-Pro 08 (HD) Will Ferrell. In
1976 a singer uses the profits from his
only hit to buy a basketball team that is in
danger of going under when the ABA and
the NBA merge. (R) (L, S) USA Sat. 1 a.m.
The Sentinel 77 (HD) Cristina
Raines. A New York fashion model rooms
in an old brownstone with creepy tenants
and a basement gate to hell. (R) (L, S, V,
N) MAX Mon. 8:40 a.m.
Serena the Sexplorer 12 (HD) Me-
lissa Jacobs. A sexy and innocent alien
temptress comes to Earth to learn our
sex secrets. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Mon.
2:20 a.m.
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Seven Days Ashore 44 Wally
Brown. Two merchant marines bail out a
playboy shipmate with three women, two
of them violinists. (NR) TCM Tue. 3:15 a.m.
Seven Psychopaths 12 (HD)
Colin Farrell. A struggling screenwriter
finds himself inadvertently entangled in
the criminal underworld when his knuck-
lehead friends abduct a mobsters be-
loved Shih Tzu. (R) (L, S, V, N) TMC Mon.
7 p.m.
Sex Tapes 12 (HD) Angela Davies. Sexy
secrets are revealed when three couples
sex tapes go missing. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX
Mon. 11:25 p.m.; Sat. 2 a.m.
Sexting 11 (HD) Jason Lewis. Looking
for love, a man and a woman try to end
relationships formed through their Black-
Berrys. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Fri. 3:40 a.m.
Shadow People 12 (HD) Dallas Rob-
erts. A radio talk show host unravels a
conspiracy about encounters with mys-
terious beings and their role in the unex-
plained deaths of several hundred victims
in the 1980s. (PG-13) (L, S, N) TMC Sun.
10 a.m.
Shake Hands With the Devil
59 James Cagney. A medical professor
recruits a U.S. student for the Irish Re-
publican Army in 1921 Dublin. (NR) (V)
TCM Thu. 11 p.m.
Shakespeare High 11 (HD) High
school students prepare for the Drama
Teachers Association of Southern Califor-
nia Shakespeare Competition. (NR) SHOW
Tue. 6:05 a.m.
Shattered 91 Tom Berenger. A
West Coast developer has amnesia after
a car accident and begins to suspect his
wife of treachery. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu.
1:15 a.m.
She-Devil 89 Meryl Streep. An
accountants frumpy wife hexes him and
his fancy mistress. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC
Sun. 6:55 a.m.
Sherlock Holmes 22 John Barry-
more. Silent. The famous detective comes
to the rescue when an archcriminal tar-
gets a prince. (NR) TCM Fri. 9:45 a.m.
Shes All That 99 Freddie Prinze
Jr. A cool teen bets a friend that he can
transform the schools geekiest girl into
a prom queen. (PG-13) (L, S) OXy Sat. 5
p.m., 11 p.m.
Shes Out of My League 10
(HD) Jay Baruchel. An airport security
agent must figure out how to make the
relationship work when a beautiful, suc-
cessful woman falls in love with him. (R)
(L, S) E! Sun. 12:30 a.m.
Shes Out of My League 10 Jay
Baruchel. An airport security agent must
figure out how to make the relationship
work when a beautiful, successful woman
falls in love with him. (R) (L, S) E! Sun.
5 p.m.
The Ship From Shanghai 30
Conrad Nagel. A ships crew and a couple
on board are bullied by a mad steward
and his big sidekick, the cook. (NR) TCM
Fri. 12:45 p.m.
Shock Corridor 63 Peter Breck.
An investigative reporters sanity begins
to crumble after he commits himself to
a mental hospital to crack a murder. (NR)
TCM Sat. 9 p.m.
Shrek 01 (HD) Voices of Mike My-
ers. Animated. In order to save his home,
a monster with a donkey makes a deal
with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful
princess. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sun. 5 p.m.
The Silver Horde 30 Joel McCrea.
A dance-hall floozy and a socialite lure a
young salmon fisherman at a cannery in
Alaska. (NR) TCM Fri. 2 p.m.
Silver Linings Playbook 12
(HD) Bradley Cooper. An unexpected
bond begins to form between a man try-
ing to rebuild his life and a young woman
promising to help him reunite with his
estranged wife. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Wed. 3
p.m., 11 p.m.
Sin Ship 31 Louis Wolheim. A man
and a woman posing as missionaries hire
a boat captain to take them away. (NR)
TCM Thu. 6:30 a.m.
Sinbad and the Minotaur 11
(HD) Manu Bennett. Sinbad encounters
the monstrous Minotaur while searching
for the head of a statue. (NR) SyFy Wed.
12 p.m.
Sister Act 92 Whoopi Goldberg. A
Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun
and shows a San Francisco convents cho-
rus how to rock. (PG) (L, S, V) OXy Wed.
4:30 p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m.
16 Wishes 10 (HD) Debby Ryan.
The wishes of a teenager magically come
true on her 16th birthday. (G) DiSN Wed. 7
p.m.; Thu. 2:20 p.m.
Skyline 10 (HD) Eric Balfour. Strange
lights over Los Angeles herald the ar-
rival of malevolent aliens who threaten
to swallow up humanity. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
SyFy Thu. 10 p.m.
Sleeping With the Enemy 91
Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a
yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at
sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R)
(L, S, V) OXy Sun. 12 a.m.; Thu. 5:30 p.m.,
11:30 p.m.
Sliding Doors 98 (HD) Gwyneth
Paltrow. After a series of misfortunes,
a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend
experiences an alternate reality. (PG-13)
(L, S) HBO Mon. 10:30 a.m.
Smart People 08 (HD) Dennis
Quaid. Recently widowed, a professor
tries to juggle a new love and an unex-
pected visit from his adoptive brother. (R)
(L, S) USA Mon. 1 a.m., 8 a.m.
Smart Woman 31 Mary Astor. A
woman back from Europe finds her hus-
band fooling around and tries to make
him jealous. (NR) TCM Thu. 5 a.m.
Smiley 12 (HD) Caitlin Gerard. A men-
tally fragile college student believes that
she will be the next victim of a serial killer
who can be summoned through the Inter-
net. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. 1:15 a.m.
Snake Eyes 98 (HD) Nicolas Cage.
A corrupt detective and his Navy friend
probe a U.S. officials assassination at an
Atlantic City boxing match. (R) (V) HBO2
Tue. 2:30 p.m.; Sat. 3:35 p.m.
Snatch 00 Benicio Del Toro. An
unlicensed boxing promoter gets involved
with a big-time criminal, and a heist goes
awry when a valuable jewel is missing. (R)
(L, S, V, N) ENC Wed. 12:35 a.m.
Snitch 13 (HD) Dwayne Johnson.
To save his teenage son from an unjust
prison sentence, a businessman makes
a deal with a U.S. attorney to infiltrate
a dangerous drug cartel and become an
informant. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Mon. 1:45
p.m., 9 p.m.; Thu. 9:30 a.m., 5 p.m.; Sat. 1:45
p.m. HBO2 Sun. 9:45 a.m., 7 p.m.
Snow White and the Huntsman
12 (HD) Kristen Stewart. Sent by an
evil queen to capture an escaped prin-
cess, a huntsman instead becomes the
young womans protector and helps her
in her quest to regain control of her king-
dom. (NR) (S, V) MAX Thu. 5:15 p.m.
Some Girl(s) 13 (HD) Adam Brody. A
successful writer travels across the coun-
try on the eve of his wedding to make
amends with ex-lovers. (NR) SHOW Sun.
4:30 p.m.; Wed. 5:30 p.m.; Sat. 3:30 p.m.
SHOW2 Tue. 9 p.m.
Something Wild 86 Jeff Dan-
iels. A wild woman takes a yuppie to
her high-school reunion, attended by her
ex-convict husband. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC
Sat. 1:25 a.m.
The Sorcerers Apprentice 10
(HD) Nicolas Cage. A wizard trains a reluc-
tant protege in the art of magic to help
him protect Manhattan from a powerful
adversary. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Fri. 4 p.m.;
Sat. 6 a.m.
Soul Plane 04 (HD) Kevin Hart.
Passengers and crew enjoy a wild party
aboard an airliner flying from Los Ange-
les to New York. (R) (L, S, N, S) TMC Sun.
10:40 p.m.
Soylent Green 73 Charlton
Heston. Future New Yorkers live on a
trademarked food, which two detectives
find has a secret ingredient. (PG) (L, S, N,
V) TCM Fri. 11 p.m.
Space Jam 96 (HD) Michael Jor-
dan. Live action/animated. Bugs Bunny
recruits NBA star Michael Jordan to help
the good Looney Tunes squad take on the
bad Monstars in a basketball game. (PG)
(L) FAM Sun. 4:30 p.m.
Spawn 97 (HD) John Leguizamo.
A clown from hell allows a badly scarred
man to return to Earth on a mission to
conquer the world. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO
Wed. 5:45 a.m.
Speed 94 (HD) Keanu Reeves. A
SWAT team ace must keep the speed of
a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a
madmans bomb will explode. (R) (L, V)
AMC Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Tue. 9 a.m.
Spider-Man 2 04 (HD) Tobey
Maguire. Tormented Peter Parker battles
a sinister scientist who uses mechanical
tentacles for destructive purposes. (PG-
13) (S, V) FX Sat. 10 a.m.
Spider-Man 3 07 (HD) Tobey
Maguire. Peter Parker undergoes an omi-
nous transformation when his Spider-Man
suit turns black and brings out the dark,
vengeful side of his personality. (PG-13)
(S, V) FX Sat. 1 p.m.
The Spiderwick Chronicles
08 Freddie Highmore. Siblings learn that
magical creatures are behind the strange
occurrences at their great-great-uncles
rundown estate. (PG) (S, V) WDAF Sun.
2 a.m.
The SpongeBob SquarePants
Movie 04 (HD) Voices of Tom
Kenny. Animated. SpongeBob and Pat-
rick head for Shell City to retrieve King
Neptunes stolen crown and save the life
of Mr. Krabs. (PG) (S) NiCK Fri. 4 p.m.; Sat.
11 a.m.
Stage Beauty 04 (HD) Billy
Crudup. In 17th-century London, a fa-
mous actors devoted dresser becomes
the first female to play womens roles. (R)
(L, S) TMC Tue. 5 p.m.
Star Trek 09 (HD) Chris Pine.
Young James T. Kirk, Spock and the rest of
the Enterprise crew embark on a collision
course with a vengeful Romulan. (PG-13)
(S, V) FX Fri. 7 p.m., 10:33 p.m.
Star Trek Vi: The Undiscovered
Country 91 (HD) William Shat-
ner. Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the Enter-
prise encounter sabotage on the way to
peace talks with the Klingon Federation.
(PG) (L, S, V) BBC Sun. 8 p.m.
Star Trek: Nemesis 02 (HD) Pat-
rick Stewart. The crew of the Enterprise
must prevent a replica of Capt. Picard
from overtaking Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) BBC
Sun. 5:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.
Starsky & Hutch 04 (HD) Ben
Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two
detectives investigate a cocaine dealer
suspected of murder. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V)
COMD Sun. 11:15 a.m.
Status: Unknown 14 (HD) Stacey
Oristano. A woman tries to find the where-
abouts of an old friend after maintaining
an online relationship with her. (NR) LiFE
Sun. 1:02 a.m.
Steel Magnolias 89 Sally Field.
Based on the play about six Southern
women who become close friends despite
their eccentricities and complicated lives.
(PG) (L, S) OXy Mon. 5 p.m., 9:30 p.m.
Step Up Revolution 12 (HD)
Ryan Guzman. Newly arrived in Miami,
an aspiring dancer joins forces with the
leader of a flash-mob dance crew to save
the historic neighborhood from a devel-
oper. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC Fri. 12 p.m.
Stepmom 98 Julia Roberts. A New
York fashion photographer contends with
her boyfriends children and ex-wife. (PG-
13) (L) ENC Mon. 6:55 a.m.; Fri. 2:55 p.m.
The Sting 73 (HD) Paul New-
man. To avenge a murder, two con men
bilk a mobster with their betting-room
scam in 1930s Chicago. (PG) (L, V) TMC
Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Sat. 6:30 a.m.
Stoker 13 (HD) Mia Wasikowska.
After the tragic death of a girls father,
an eccentric uncle comes to live with the
teen and her unstable mother. Though
she suspects the man has ulterior mo-
tives, she becomes increasingly infatuat-
ed with him. (R) (S, V) MAX Fri. 9:15 p.m.
Stomp the yard 2: Homecoming
10 (HD) Collins Pennie. A troubled youth
must put his problems aside to lead a
dance troupe in a national competition.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) VH1 Mon. 11:40 a.m.; Tue.
2 a.m.
Straight From the Heart 03
(HD) Teri Polo. A successful New York
photographer meets a reclusive Wyoming
widower who cannot let go of the past.
HALL Sun. 3 p.m.
Stranger in Town 98 (HD) Harry
Hamlin. New to a small town, a city teen
grows suspicious of a man who befriend-
ed him and his single mother. (S, V) TMC
Wed. 6:35 a.m.
StreetDance 10 (HD) Nichola Bur-
ley. Ballet dancers and street dancers
must learn how to step out in harmony.
(PG-13) (L, S) TMC Fri. 1:40 p.m.
Striking Distance 93 Bruce Wil-
lis. An alienated Pittsburgh police officer
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and his new partner on the River Rescue
Squad hunt a serial killer. (R) (L, S, V) ENC
Thu. 11:05 a.m.; Sat. 11:15 p.m.
Summer of Sam 99 (HD) John
Leguizamo. Working-class people live in
terror as the Son of Sam killer, David
Berkowitz, rampages in the Bronx. (R) (L,
S, V) HBO Wed. 12:20 a.m.
A Summer Place 59 Richard
Egan. A man and a womans Maine-coast
adultery parallels his teenage daughters
romance with her son. (NR) TCM Sun.
2:30 p.m.
Summer Rental 85 John Candy.
A stressed air-traffic controller takes his
family to Florida and makes a fool of
himself. (PG) (L) KSMO Sun. 2 p.m.
Super Shark 11 (HD) John Schneider.
A gigantic, prehistoric shark terrorizes
a seaside community. (NR) (S) SyFy Sun.
12 a.m.
Superman Returns 06 (HD)
Brandon Routh. While Lex Luthor plots
against him, the Man of Steel tries to re-
connect with Lois Lane and find his place
in a world that learned to survive in his
absence. (PG-13) (S, V) SPiKE Mon. 8 p.m.
Superman: The Movie 78
(HD) Christopher Reeve. Jor-El of Krypton
sends his baby to Earth, where he grows
up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily
Planet. (PG) (L, S, V) KPXE Tue. 10 a.m.
The Sweeter Side of Life 13 (HD)
Kathryn Morris. Dumped by her husband,
a woman takes a job at her fathers bak-
ery. (NR) (S) HALL Sat. 4 p.m.
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Taken 2 12 (HD) Liam Neeson.
Taken hostage with his wife in Istanbul,
retired CIA agent Bryan Mills enlists his
daughters aid in helping him escape,
then uses his particular set of skills to
exact revenge on the kidnappers. (PG-13)
(S, V) HBO Thu. 3:15 p.m., 11:45 p.m.
Taken Back: Finding Haley 12 (HD)
Moira Kelly. A woman takes drastic action
when she finds her abducted daughter.
(NR) (S) LiFE Sat. 5 p.m.
Taken for Ransom 13 (HD) Teri Polo.
Kidnapped and held for ransom, a woman
learns about the shocking motives of her
captors. (NR) LiFE Sat. 3 p.m.
Takers 10 (HD) Matt Dillon. A de-
termined detective and Russian mobsters
complicate the plan of a gang of skilled
thieves to rob an armored car carrying
millions of dollars. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) FX
Thu. 10:30 a.m.; Fri. 7 a.m.
Talkin Dirty After Dark 91
(HD) Martin Lawrence. People dwell on
the theme of sex, onstage and backstage,
at a Los Angeles comedy club. (R) (L, S, N)
MAX Thu. 4 a.m.
Tangled 10 (HD) Voices of Mandy
Moore. Animated. Crowned with 70 feet
of magical golden hair, Rapunzel strikes
a deal with a charming thief to spring her
from her prison tower. (PG) (S, V) DiSN
Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m.
Tarzan, the Ape Man 32
Johnny Weissmuller. An African-jungle
lord meets Jane, an English traders
daughter, and sweeps her off her feet.
(NR) TCM Wed. 7:15 a.m.
Teen Beach Movie 13 (HD) Ross
Lynch. Two young surfers find romance
when they magically become part of a
movie musical. DiSN Sun. 7:45 p.m.; Mon.
2:15 p.m.
Teen Wolf Too 87 Jason Bateman.
Showing signs of a dormant family trait, a
college freshman becomes a big werewolf
on campus. (PG) (L, S) ENC Tue. 7:15 a.m.
Teeth 07 (HD) Jess Weixler. A teen
learns that she is a living example of
the vagina dentata myth after a sexual
encounter with a classmate takes a grisly
turn. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 3 a.m.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
91 (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Two cyborgs from the future battle over
the life of a teen who will someday lead
humanity against the machines. (R) (L, S,
N, V) TBS Sun. 11 a.m.; Mon. 1:15 a.m.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Ma-
chines 03 (HD) Arnold Schwar-
zenegger. A cyborg from the future must
protect John Connor from a superior
model sent to kill him. (R) (L, S, N, V)
SyFy Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m.
Terror in the Family 96 (HD) Jo-
anna Kerns. Parents must face their teen
daughters problems when her rebellion
turns violent. TMC Fri. 4:50 a.m.
That Old Feeling 97 (HD) Bette
Midler. An angry confrontation evolves
into renewed passion for a divorced cou-
ple at their daughters wedding. (PG-13)
(L) HBO Mon. 8:45 a.m.
Theres Something About Mary
98 (HD) Cameron Diaz. A geek hires
a sleazy private eye to report on a woman
he has adored since high school. (R) (L, S)
MAX Wed. 1 p.m.; Thu. 12:05 a.m.
They Died With Their Boots On
41 Errol Flynn. A chronicle of
George Armstrong Custers military ca-
reer, from West Point to his final battle at
Little Bighorn. (NR) TCM Mon. 8:45 a.m.
13 Going on 30 04 (HD) Jen-
nifer Garner. An uncool girl magically
becomes a successful adult after making
a wish at her disastrous birthday party.
(PG-13) (L, S) E! Sat. 8 p.m.
The Thirteenth year 99 Chez
Starbuck. As a boy approaches adoles-
cence he grows scales and fins, communi-
cates with fish and breathes underwater.
DiSN Wed. 11 p.m.
30 Days of Night 07 (HD) Josh
Hartnett. A lawman and an ever-shrink-
ing band of survivors must fend off hun-
gry vampires who have come to feed
during an Alaskan towns annual month
of darkness. (R) (L, S, V) FX Mon. 10:30
a.m.; Tue. 8 a.m. SyFy Sat. 8 p.m.
30 Days of Night: Dark Days 10
(HD) Kiele Sanchez. After surviving Bar-
row, Alaska, Stella moves to Los Angeles
and attracts the attention of local vam-
pires, intending to avenge the death of
her husband. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 10:30
p.m.
This Christmas 07 (HD) Delroy
Lindo. A matriarch assembles her brood
for their first holiday reunion in four
years, but secrets come to light and fam-
ily ties become strained. (PG-13) (S, V)
BET Sun. 2 p.m.
This is 40 12 (HD) Paul Rudd. Amid
a series of personal and professional cri-
ses, a long-married couple must figure
out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the
rest of their lives before they kill each
other. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 11:05 p.m.
360 11 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. A man
searches for his missing daughter in one
of several vignettes dealing with issues
of love, loss and betrayal. (R) (L, S, N)
SHOW2 Tue. 10:30 p.m.
Three Men and a Baby 87
(HD) Tom Selleck. Three swinging Man-
hattan bachelors grow paternal minding
a baby girl left on their doorstep. (PG) (L,
S) FAM Wed. 8 p.m.
The Three Musketeers 48
Lana Turner. Swordsmen Athos, Porthos,
Aramis and DArtagnan foil a plot against
the king by Lady de Winter and Richelieu.
(NR) TCM Wed. 12 a.m.
Three OClock High 87 (HD)
Casey Siemaszko. A bully challenges a
California high-school student to a 3
oclock fight in the parking lot. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) SHOW2 Fri. 8:50 a.m.
The Three Stooges 12 (HD) Sean
Hayes. Knuckleheads Larry, Curly and
Moe become embroiled in a murder plot
and stumble into starring roles in a TV
reality show while trying to save their
childhood home. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO Mon.
12:15 p.m.
Thunder Soul 10 (HD) Members
of a 1970s Texas high-school jazz band
reunite for a concert honoring their dedi-
cated teacher and bandleader, Conrad O.
Johnson Sr. (PG) (L) TMC Wed. 8:10 a.m.
Tim and Erics Billion Dollar Mov-
ie 12 (HD) Tim Heidecker. Would-be
filmmakers Tim and Eric squander $1
billion of the sinister Schlaaang Corp.s
money and must figure out a way to pay it
back. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) TMC Sat. 1:40 a.m.
Titanic 97 (HD) Leonardo
DiCaprio. A society girl abandons her
haughty fiance for a penniless artist on
the ill-fated ships maiden voyage. (PG-13)
(L, S, N, V) AMC Sun. 8 a.m.
To Have and Have Not 44
Humphrey Bogart. A boat skipper flirts
with a singer and fools Nazis on the island
of Martinique. (NR) TCM Mon. 1 p.m.
Tombstone 93 (HD) Kurt Rus-
sell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and
his brothers for an OK Corral showdown
with the Clanton gang. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2
Wed. 12:05 a.m.
Trader Horn 31 Harry Carey.
Traders, their African bearer and a white
tribal queen try to get out of the jungle
alive. (NR) TCM Wed. 9 a.m.
Trading Places 83 (HD) Dan
Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers re-
verse the roles of a Wall Street commodi-
ties broker and a street hustler. (R) (L, S,
V) COMD Sat. 11:30 a.m.
Trance 13 (HD) James McAvoy. A
criminal hires a hypnotherapist to probe
the mind of a brain-injured auctioneer to
uncover the hiding place of a stolen paint-
ing. (R) (L, S, V, N) MAX Thu. 9:15 a.m.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
11 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. Again, Earth is
caught in the middle when the resurrec-
tion of an ancient Transformer appears to
turn the tide against the Autobots in their
longstanding war with evil Decepticons.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sun. 6 p.m., 9:33 p.m.
The Transporter 02 Jason Sta-
tham. A mercenary changes his mind-
set after the package he is supposed to
deliver turns out to be a gagged woman.
(PG-13) (S, V) ENC Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 11:30
a.m.
Transporter 3 08 (HD) Jason Sta-
tham. Mob courier Frank Martin and the
subject of his assignment, a cynical Ukrai-
nian woman, are fitted with shackles that
will explode if they wander too far from
his car. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Mon. 12 a.m.
A Triumph of the Heart: The
Ricky Bell Story 91 Mario Van
Peebles. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers run-
ning back inspires a handicapped boy
who inspires him in return. (NR) BET Thu.
10 a.m.
The Trouble With Angels
66 Rosalind Russell. A headstrong girl
and her best friend bedevil the mother
superior of a convent school. (PG) (S) TCM
Sun. 10:30 a.m.
Trouble With the Curve 12
(HD) Clint Eastwood. When his bosses call
his judgment into question, an aged base-
ball scout is forced to take his estranged
daughter with him on a road trip to North
Carolina to check out a hot prospect. (PG-
13) (L, S) MAX Sun. 3:25 a.m.
True Grit 10 (HD) Jeff Bridges.
A teenage girl enlists the aid of a boozy,
trigger-happy lawman to hunt down her
fathers killer. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Wed. 11:30
a.m.; Thu. 8 a.m.
True Lies 94 (HD) Arnold
Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife dis-
covers her computer-salesman husband
is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R)
(L, S, V) MAX Mon. 10:15 a.m., 9 p.m.
Turner & Hooch 89 (HD) Tom
Hanks. A drooling dog helps a tidy detec-
tive link California beach-town foul play
to a drug-money laundry. (PG) (L, S, V)
TMC Wed. 9:35 a.m.
28 Hotel Rooms 12 (HD) Chris Mes-
sina. A night of casual sex between a New
York novelist and an accountant from
Seattle unexpectedly leads to a long-dis-
tance relationship that lasts for several
years. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Sat. 3:05 a.m.
Twice Upon a yesterday 98
(HD) Lena Headey. After a man loses his
girlfriend, he gets the ability to turn back
time to try again, but it leads him down
a very different path. (R) (L, S) TMC Thu.
12 p.m.
Twilight 08 (HD) Kristen Stewart.
A high-school student is caught up in a
romance with a vampire, whose family
has renounced the drinking of blood. (PG-
13) (S, V) FX Sun. 8 a.m.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking
Dawn Part 1 11 (HD) Kristen
Stewart. A chain of events, set off by
Edward and Bellas marriage, honeymoon
and birth of a child, yields a shocking de-
velopment for Jacob. (PG-13) (S, N, V) TMC
Mon. 5:30 a.m., 3 p.m.; Thu. 8 a.m., 5 p.m.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking
Dawn Part 2 12 (HD) Kristen
Stewart. Bella and Edward gather were-
wolves, vampires and other allies to help
them protect their daughter from the
Volturi. (PG-13) (S, N, V) TMC Mon. 7:30
a.m., 5 p.m.; Thu. 10 a.m., 7 p.m.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 10
(HD) Kristen Stewart. Bella must choose
between Edward and Jacob amid a string
of mysterious killings and a malicious
vampires quest for revenge. (PG-13) (S,
V) FX Sun. 1:30 p.m.
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon
09 (HD) Kristen Stewart. After the abrupt
departure of Edward, Bella develops a
deep friendship with Jacob and is drawn
into the world of werewolves. (PG-13) (S,
V) FX Sun. 10:30 a.m.
Twins 88 (HD) Arnold Schwar-
zenegger. A genetically perfected speci-
men meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-
lost twin. (PG) (L, V) AMC Wed. 2:30 a.m.,
8 a.m.
Twister 96 (HD) Helen Hunt.
Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try
to place equipment inside a tornado on
the Oklahoma plains. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM
Thu. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m.
2 Fast 2 Furious 03 Paul Walker.
A former policeman and his friend work
with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a
launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
BRAVO Sat. 7 p.m., 9 p.m.
2 Headed Shark Attack 12 (HD)
Carmen Electra. Survivors of a ship that
sunk during their semester at sea try to
escape from a two-headed shark. (NR)
SyFy Sun. 2 a.m.
U
U-571 00 (HD) Matthew McCo-
naughey. American servicemen sneak
aboard a disabled German sub to steal
an encryption device they hope will help
the Allies win the war. (PG-13) (V) HBO
Thu. 7 a.m.
Uncorked 10 (HD) Julie Benz. A
businesswoman meets a famous chef and
his family while visiting Californias wine
country. HALL Sat. 2 p.m.
Under the Tuscan Sun 03
(HD) Diane Lane. Devastated by her phi-
landering husband, a successful woman
moves to Italy, buys a villa and befriends
a married man. (PG-13) (L, S) WGN-A Sun.
10 a.m.
Under the Tuscan Sun 03 Di-
ane Lane. Devastated by her philandering
husband, a successful woman moves to
Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married
man. (PG-13) (L, S) KSMO Sat. 7 p.m.
Underworld: Evolution 06
(HD) Kate Beckinsale. Vampire warrior
Selene and her werewolf lover trace the
origins of the ancient feud between their
races. (R) (L, S, V, N) SyFy Sat. 4 p.m.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
09 (HD) Michael Sheen. Lucian and
Sonja, his vampire lover, rally the Lycans
against their cruel enslavement at the
hands of Viktor, the vampire king. (R) (S,
V) SyFy Sat. 6 p.m.
Unfaithful 02 Richard Gere.
A man becomes increasingly distraught
after he discovers his wife is having an
affair with a Frenchman. (R) (L, S, N, V)
KSMO Sun. 11:30 a.m.
An Unfinished Life 05 (HD)
Robert Redford. Old wounds get a chance
to heal when a Wyoming rancher shelters
his abused daughter-in-law and her child.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 9:30 a.m.; Thu.
6 a.m.
Unforgiven 92 Clint East-
wood. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner
and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting
in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (L, S, V)
ENC Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 2:40 a.m.; Thu. 8:50
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri. 2:35 a.m.
The Uninvited 08 (HD) Margue-
rite Moreau. Malevolent spirits visit a
remote house to torment a woman who
has a history of agoraphobia. (NR) (S)
SHOW2 Thu. 11 a.m.
Universal Soldier: The Return
99 (HD) Jean-Claude Van Damme. For-
mer soldier Luc Deveraux, now a gov-
ernment adviser, must help stop new
soldiers being controlled by a supercom-
puter gone haywire. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX
Sun. 12:20 a.m.
Up Close & Personal 96 (HD)
Robert Redford. Romance and stardom
result for a pretty young reporter when
her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13)
(L, S, V) HBO Fri. 6:25 a.m.
Upperworld 34 Warren William.
Blackmail and bullets end a married New
York businessmans affair with a chorus
girl. (NR) (S) TCM Thu. 8 a.m.
The Upside of Anger 05 Joan
Allen. An ex-ballplayer befriends a moth-
er of four who has hovered in a boozy
funk since her husband abandoned her.
(R) (L, S, V) KMBC Sun. 1 a.m.
Urban Legend 98 (HD) Jared
Leto. A lunatic embarks upon a campus
murder spree as collegians ponder mythi-
cal killers and their crimes. (R) (L, S, V)
TMC Fri. 1:35 a.m.
V
Valhalla Rising 09 (HD) Mads
Mikkelsen. A mute warrior with super-
natural strength escapes his captors and
sails to an unknown land with a ship full
of Vikings. (NR) (S, V) TMC Sat. 12:50 p.m.
Vampires Suck 10 Matt Lanter. In a
spoof of Twilight and other films, a pale
vampire and a muscular werewolf try to
win the heart of a beautiful teen. (PG-13)
(L, S, V) MTV Sat. 1 p.m., 9 p.m.
Vehicle 19 13 (HD) Paul Walker. A
paroled man picks up the wrong rental
vehicle and quickly realizes that he is the
target of an entire police force. The cops
will do anything to stop the corruption
testimony of a woman he discovered tied-
up in the vehicles trunk. (R) (L, S) HBO2
Sat. 1:20 a.m.
Virgin Tales 12 (HD) Filmmaker
Mirjam von Arx profiles Randy Wilson
and his family, who promote the idea of
remaining chaste until marriage by stag-
ing father-daughter purity balls. (NR) (S,
V) SHOW2 Tue. 10 a.m.
Volcano 97 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones.
A Los Angeles emergency official takes
charge when earthquakes and erupting
lava ravage the city. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2
Sun. 6:15 a.m.; Thu. 5 a.m.
Volunteers 85 (HD) Tom Hanks.
An Ivy Leaguer avoids his bookie by go-
ing with the Peace Corps to build a bridge
in 1962 Thailand. (R) (L, S) MAX Fri. 4:35
a.m.
W
W. 08 (HD) Josh Brolin. George W.
Bush transforms himself from a neer-do-
well son of privilege to president of the
United States. (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW Sun.
10:15 a.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.
Waiting... 05 Ryan Reynolds. A
womanizing waiter, his former girlfriend
and his housemate ponder their lives
while working at a chain restaurant. (R)
(L, S, N) MTV Sat. 1 a.m.
Walk the Line 05 (HD) Joaquin
Phoenix. Johnny Cash forms an enduring
bond with June Carter and struggles with
drug addiction on the way to music star-
dom. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Mon. 2:50 p.m.
A Walk to Remember 02 (HD)
Shane West. Forced to tutor students at
a school, a young delinquent falls for a
ministers daughter. (PG) (L, S) LiFE Sun.
4 p.m.
Walking Tall 04 (HD) The Rock.
A former Special Forces soldier becomes
sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help
rid their town of thugs. (PG-13) (L, S, V)
TBS Sun. 4:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m.
WALL-E 08 (HD) Voices of Ben
Burtt. Animated. After years of tidying up
an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot jani-
tor meets a mechanical scout and chases
her across the galaxy. (G) DiSN Mon. 7
p.m.; Tue. 1 p.m.
War of the Worlds 05 (HD)
Tom Cruise. A New Jersey man and his
two children face an epic battle for sur-
vival when hostile aliens invade Earth.
(PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 7 a.m., 5:15 p.m.;
Fri. 5 p.m.
Warm Bodies 13 (HD) Nicholas
Hoult. The unusual romance between a
zombie and a living woman sets in motion
a series of events that may transform the
entire lifeless world. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX
Fri. 3 p.m.
Warrior 11 (HD) Joel Edgerton.
An Iraq War veteran finds himself on a
collision course with his estranged broth-
er when both set their sights on winning a
tournament in mixed martial arts. (PG-13)
(L, S, V) SPiKE Thu. 11 p.m.
The Watch 12 (HD) Ben Stiller. Four
members of a neighborhood watch group
discover that their town has become
overrun with aliens posing as ordinary
suburbanites. (R) (L, S, S, V) HBO Mon.
11:25 p.m.
Waterloo Bridge 40 Vivien
Leigh. A ballet dancer and a British of-
ficer cross stars on the eve of World War
I. (NR) TCM Mon. 5 a.m.
Waterworld 95 Kevin Costner.
A web-footed loner navigates a landless
Earth, while a ruthless gangster chases
him, a woman and their young compan-
ion. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sun. 3 p.m.
We the Party 12 (HD) Mandela
Van Peebles. A teen who would rather
organize dance parties than study sets
his sights on a brainy classmate. (R) (L, S)
BET Wed. 10 a.m.; Thu. 12 a.m.
Welcome to the Punch 13 (HD)
James McAvoy. When a notorious criminal
is forced to return to London, it gives
a veteran detective one final chance to
bring the man to justice. (R) (L, S, V)
SHOW2 Sun. 5:05 p.m.; Sat. 5:40 p.m.
West of Zanzibar 28 Lon
Chaney. Silent. A jungle ruler lives to ruin
the daughter of the man who wronged
him. (NR) TCM Wed. 6 a.m.
What Ever Happened to Baby
Jane? 62 Bette Davis. A Holly-
wood child-star has-been torments her
famous sister, now in a wheelchair. (NR)
TCM Sat. 2:30 a.m.
What Happens in Vegas 08 (HD)
Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild
partying, two strangers awake and find
that they have married each other and
won a jackpot. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Mon. 5
p.m.; Tue. 10:30 a.m.
When Harry Met Sally 89
(HD) Billy Crystal. Two Manhattan ca-
reerists first hate, then like and eventu-
ally love each other over the course of 12
years. (R) (L, S) KPXE Thu. 10 a.m.
Where the Heart is 00 (HD)
Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a preg-
nant teenager leaves her broke and aban-
doned in Oklahoma, where she begins
living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (L, S)
HBO Thu. 11:30 a.m.
While the City Sleeps 56
Dana Andrews. Three New York news-
men use women and a reporter to find
a so-called Lipstick Killer. (NR) TCM Sat.
11 p.m.
Whip it 09 (HD) Ellen Page.
Stifled in her mothers world of beauty
pageants and conformity, a rebellious
teen finds purpose and liberation in the
ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG-
13) (L, S) E! Thu. 3:30 p.m.
White Fang 91 (HD) Klaus Maria
Brandauer. An orphan joins the Klondike
gold rush with his Yukon guide and a
wolf-dog. (PG) (V) SHOW2 Sun. 6 a.m.
White Fang 2: Myth of the White
Wolf 94 (HD) Scott Bairstow. An
Alaskan gold miner and his wolf-dog un-
cover a plot by a phony preacher to drive
Indians off their land. (PG) (V) SHOW2
Fri. 7 a.m.
White Lightnin 09 (HD) Ed-
ward Hogg. Dancer Jesco White struggles
with poverty, drug abuse and other ills as
he strives to follow in his famous fathers
footsteps. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 12 a.m.
White Oleander 02 (HD) Alison
Lohman. A teenager endures a string of
foster homes after her mother, a brilliant
artist, is convicted of murder. (PG-13) (L,
S, V) WGN-A Sun. 3 a.m.; Mon. 2 a.m.
Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms
Mabley 13 (HD) Filmmaker Whoopi
Goldberg examines the life and work of
stand-up comic Moms Mabley. (NR) HBO2
Wed. 7 p.m.
Wife vs. Secretary 36 Clark
Gable. A publishers wife begins to think
his secretary is more than just his secre-
tary. (NR) TCM Sun. 7 a.m.
Will 11 (HD) Damian Lewis. An orphan
travels across Europe to go to the 2005
Champions League Final in Istanbul. (NR)
SHOW2 Thu. 7:15 a.m.
Wing Commander 99 (HD) Fred-
die Prinze Jr. A rookie space pilot and his
reckless friend help defend Earth against
a race of malevolent aliens. (PG-13) (S, V)
HBO Fri. 9:30 a.m.
Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the
7th Day 12 Blair Underwood. The
Ames family seems to have a perfect life,
until a daughter is kidnapped and old
secrets come to light. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET
Tue. 10 a.m.
Wrath of the Titans 12 (HD)
Sam Worthington. Perseus enlists the
aid of Queen Andromeda, Hephaestus
and Poseidons son to rescue Zeus from
the underworld, defeat the Titans and
save mankind. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Wed.
11:45 p.m.
Movies
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
11 Sean Skene. Young friends fight
deformed mutants inside an abandoned
sanitarium. (R) (L, S, V) SyFy Sat. 3 a.m.
The Wrong Woman 13 (HD) Danica
McKellar. A woman faces a legal night-
mare when she becomes the prime sus-
pect in the attempted murder of her
husbands mistress. (NR) LiFE Sat. 9 p.m.
X
X2: X-Men United 03 (HD)
Patrick Stewart. After a mutant-hating
militarist named Stryker invades their
school, the X-Men must join forces with
Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and
neutralize the threat posed by Stryker.
(PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 1:30
p.m.
X-Men 00 (HD) Hugh Jackman.
Professor Xavier leads Wolverine and
other superheroes against Magneto, a
mutant who would rule humanity. (PG-13)
(S, V) SPiKE Mon. 5:30 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m.
y
you Got Served 04 (HD) Marques
Houston. Street dancers work together to
win a competition worth $50,000 and a
spot in a music video. (PG-13) (S) VH1 Wed.
10 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m.; Sat. 7 p.m.
your Highness 11 (HD) Danny Mc-
Bride. A slacker prince must join his
braver brother on a quest to save the
brothers fiancee from an evil wizard.
(NR) (L, S, N, S, V) COMD Fri. 11:19 a.m.;
Sat. 7:30 a.m.
youth in Revolt 09 (HD) Michael
Cera. A pretentious teenager invents a
French alter ego in the hope of finding his
way into the heart, and bed, of a pretty
neighbor. (R) (L, S) COMD Mon. 12:52 p.m.
youve Got Mail 98 (HD) Tom
Hanks. Professional rivalry threatens to
thwart romance when anonymous e-mail
pals meet each other. (PG) (L) E! Wed.
8:30 a.m.
Z
Zardoz 74 Sean Connery. An ex-
terminator of Brutals lands in the Vortex
and mates with an Eternal in the year
2293. (R) (L, S, N, V) TCM Sun. 1 a.m.
Zero Effect 98 (HD) Bill Pullman.
An eccentric private detective and his
emissary investigate the blackmailing of
an Oregon businessman. (R) (L) HBO Wed.
3:45 a.m.
Zoe Gone 14 (HD) Jean Louisa Kelly.
A detective tries to help a teenager find
her kidnapped baby. (NR) LiFE Sat. 7 p.m.,
11:02 p.m.
Movies
Soap Synopses
For release: 03/22/14
By George Dickie
Tribune Media Services
(This column is for print use ONLY.)
(This column represents on air sum-
maries for the week of March 17-21,
2014.)
The Bold and the Beautiful
Brooke made her pitch to Ridge and
was rebuffed. Donna called out Ka-
tie over her getting back at Brooke
through Ridge. Rick made a decision
regarding Wyatt. Aly was upset after
Eric demanded she stop treating Wy-
att and Quinn badly. An exhausted
Aly had what she thought was a
conversation with Darla. Bill told Rick
that Brooke needed him now more
than ever. Rick became infuriated
with Ridge after Bill disclosed that
Katie faked collapsing to stop the
wedding. Katie and Ridge reveled in
their newfound love. Brooke turned
to the bottle.
Days of our Lives
Daniel confronted Nicole with the evi-
dence from her room. Jennifer took
action to determine her harasser.
Adrienne grilled Abigail. EJ assured
Abigail he would always be a part of
his childs life. Sami and Lucas bond-
ed over their past. Theresa was sur-
prised when Liam said he wanted to
get to know her better. Rory and Bev
played a prank on JJ that could ruin
his chances with Paige. EJ and Abi-
gail got the results of the pregnancy
test. Ben was upset to learn Jordan
was staying in Salem because of
Rafe. Brady became jealous after
catching Theresa with Liam. Nicole
tried to seduce Eric. Maggie explod-
ed after catching Theresa with Brady.
Daniel and Jennifer hosted a disas-
trous dinner party. Awkwardness
ensued when Maxine brought up the
subject of marriage to Jennifer and
Daniel. Eric realized a future with Ni-
cole could be complicated. Hope and
Aiden came to an understanding.
Kate made good on her promise to
have dinner with Stefano.
General Hospital
Michael had to make a critical deci-
sion regarding his fathers treatment.
Epiphany saw how Robins absence
affected Patrick. A visit from family
revealed Nathans true motives. Alex-
is gave a surprised Molly and TJ her
blessing. TJ and Shawn got a blast
from the past. Ava questioned Julian
about his involvement with Ric. Son-
ny asked Alexis for a favor. Camer-
ons disappearance made Elizabeth
frantic. Lulu confided her feelings
about Ben to Lucas. A past love cau-
tioned Nikolas about his engagement
to Britt. Patrick delivered dire news
about AJs condition to Monica and
Michael. Ava had a proposition for
Sonny. Shawn demanded his visi-
tor explain himself. Luke confronted
Kiki. Ric advised Cameron regarding
Emma. Alexis party date surprised
Molly and Sam and caused Sam to
confess her romantic past to Silas.
Elizabeth finally learned the secret
about Ben. Obrecht was infuriated
to find Brad ready to reveal the truth
to Lucas. Sonny and Alexis looked
into the Ric-Julian connection. Lukes
vulgar assessment of Britt appalled
Nikolas. Sonny consoled a heartbro-
ken Spencer. Sams admission to
Silas led to a romantic moment.
The Young and the Restless
Cane told Lily he was looking into
Victors assertion that he was set up
in the Bonaventure drug scandal.
Jack asked Hilary to join Neil as a
liaison to Forrester Creations. The
homeless man the police questioned
after Adam and Billys car accident
told Victor he saw a man crawl from
the wreckage before the explosion.
Kelly and Stitch clashed over Billy
and Victoria. Billy asked Victoria to
come home. Jill admitted to Lauren
she was blackmailed into marrying
Colin, while Colin tried to get Jill
to admit she loved him. Abby and
Tyler found a blog that said they
were engaged. Victor told the Cassie
impostor to leave town. Paul told
Nikki about his conversation with Ian
Ward. Lily gave Kelly a job helping
her prepare for the fashion show.
Soaps