CAST OF CHARACTERS EDWIN BINDERMEYER A scientist in his late thirties, boo!or"ish, !ears #lasses, lo! sel$%estee"& A'AN O!ner o$ the ca$e, late t!enties, sel$%ass(re), lies to hel* *eo*le, #oo) at #i+in# a)+ice, #oo) !ith *eo*le& MARCY B(siness e,ec(ti+e in her late t!enties, +er- *rett-, easil- taes o$$ense, has a )istinct $e"inist bent, sel$%s($$icient& RAY Dri$ter%t-*e in his earl- thirties, (nsha+en, scr($$-, .(iet, ee*s to hi"sel$, o$ten lost in another !orl)& A'E/I 0(- in his earl- thirties, elo.(ent, !ell%"annere), a**reciati+e o$ bea(t-&&&as i$ he hasn1t seen an-thin# bea(ti$(l in se+eral cent(ries& ROBERT Distin#(ishe) #entle"an in his si,ties, *olite, !ar"& 2ENNIFER So*histicate) !o"an in her si,ties, *recise, has a bit o$ an e)#e on her 3in the st-le o$ Bett- Da+is4& YO5N0 ROBERT Sa"e as ROBERT, b(t thirt- -ears -o(n#er& YO5N0 2ENNIFER Sa"e as 2ENNIFER, b(t thirt- -ears -o(n#er& SCARMI0'IONE A )e"on, bi#, i"*osin#, !ears a )ar s(it, hair is c(t short an) slice) bac& 6AN The hal$%"an7hal$%#oat 0ree #o) o$ *astoral s*len)or& 3We are in Alan1s Ca$e at ten *ast ele+en at ni#ht& There is a co(nter !ith stools 8o$ the bar +ariet-9 sta#e le$t& Behin) the co(nter are bins o$ co$$ee beans, co$$ee "aers, es*resso "aers, co$$ee c(*s, etc& There are *ict(re !in)o!s (*sta#e center an) sta#e ri#ht& The )oor lea)in# o(tsi)e is (*sta#e, to the ri#ht o$ the !in)o!s& The )oor lea)in# to the la+ator- is sta#e le$t, )o!nsta#e $ro" the co(nter& There are a n("ber o$ tables an) chairs set (* insi)e the ca$e& There is nobo)- insi)e the sho* e,ce*t A'AN, !ho is behin) the co(nter, !i*in# it !ith a ra#& 6AN enters $ro" o(tsi)e, crosses the roo" !ith a certain a"o(nt o$ cociness, an) sto*s on the other si)e o$ the co(nter $ro" A'AN&4 A'AN Can I #et so"ethin# $or -o(, sir: 1 6AN Yes, one ca**(ccino, *lease& 36AN br(shes bac tail an) sits on stool& A'AN brin#s hi" a ca**(ccino& 6resentl-, EDWIN enters the ca$e, )ishe+ele), !ith scorch "ars all o+er his clothes, soot on his $ace, an) his hair a tan#le) "ess& 6AN )oesn1t tae notice as EDWIN crosses to A'AN&4 A'AN He-, Dr& B& Here in) o$ earl-, ain1t -o(: EDWIN 3So"e!hat incoherent4 Alan: A'AN Yeah, Dr& B: EDWIN Where is e+er-one: A'AN Yo( beat the late cro!)& The- (s(all- co"e in aro(n) no!& 3E)!in $ranticall- scans the roo", s*ies 6AN, an) stares at the #o)1s bac&4 So, Dr& B, !hat1ll -o( ha+e: 3EDWIN )oesn1t ans!er4 Are -o( all ri#ht, Dr& B: EDWIN What ti"e is it: A'AN 5h, abo(t ten *ast ele+en& EDWIN Ten *ast ele+en&&&ten *ast ele+en& Alan&&& A'AN Yeah: EDWIN I1" #oin# to the $acilit-& A'AN Oa-& EDWIN 3Starts to!ar) la+ator-, sto*s s())enl-4 B(t $irst I nee) a c(* o$ co$$ee& 3A'AN *o(rs hi" a c(* o$ co$$ee&4 Than -o(& 3EDWIN taes the co$$ee an) ti*%toes across the $loor, scannin# it as i$ calc(latin# so"ethin#& He *o(rs the co$$ee on the $loor, so"e!here a!a- $ro" the center o$ the roo"& He ret(rns the c(* to A'AN& 6AN )oesn1t notice an- o$ this&4 A'AN 2 Are -o( s(re -o(1re all ri#ht: EDWIN 'isten to "e& It1s i"*ortant& Don1t "o* (* that co$$ee& 5n)erstan): A'AN S(re& EDWIN I1" #oin# to the $acilit- no!, b(t )on1t tell an-one I1" in there& Don1t tell an-one I1" in the $acilit-, an) )on1t "o* (* the co$$ee& 5n)erstan): A'AN S(re& 3EDWIN e,its into the la+ator-& O+er the ne,t se+eral "in(tes, a cro!) a"asses insi)e the ca$e& This cro!) incl()es YO5N0 ROBERT, YO5N0 2ENNIFER 8both sittin# to#ether at the center table9, MARCY, RAY, ROBERT, A'E/I, an) SCARMI0'IONE 3!ho sits so"e!here in the bac#ro(n)4& A'AN r(ns $ro" table to table, tain# or)ers, *o(rin# co$$ee, "ain# san)!iches, etc& A$ter so"e ti"e, EDWIN re%enters $ro" o(tsi)e, cleane) (*&4 A'AN What )i) -o( )o, Dr& B: Cli"b o(t the !in)o!: EDWIN E,c(se "e: A'AN Yo(1+e been in the bathroo" $or $ort-%$i+e "in(tes, no!& Yo( loo a lot better, b(t -o( co(l)1+e (se) the )oor to the ;ohn lie e+er-bo)- else, -o( no!& EDWIN Alan, I ;(st #ot o$$ "- !orst )a- o$ !or e+er, an) all I !ant ri#ht no! is a c(* o$ es*resso& A'AN He-, -o( )i)n1t *a- "e $or the co$$ee be$ore& EDWIN 36(llin# o(t a "one- bill an) sla**in# it on the co(nter4 Alan, this is a h(n)re)%)ollar bill& A'AN Oa-& EDWIN I !ant -o( to tae it& A'AN Oa-& EDWIN What I !ant -o( to )o is set (* $i+e c(*s o$ es*resso ri#ht here in $ront o$ "e& When I )rin the", -o(1re #oin# to re$ill the"& Then I1ll )rin the" a#ain, an) -o(1ll re$ill the" a#ain& An) !e1ll ee* #oin# lie that (ntil I tell -o( to sto*& 3 A'AN 36icin# (* bill an) e,a"inin# it4 Oa-& 3A'AN sets (* $i+e es*resso c(*s an) $ills the"& EDWIN o*ens (* a noteboo, *(lls o(t a *en, an) !rites& EDWIN sa-s !hat he1s !ritin# o(t lo()&4 EDWIN <The Bin)er"e-er Theor-= 3The c(*s are $ille)& EDWIN *(ts )o!n his *en an) )rins )o!n all $i+e c(*s lie a ro! o$ shots& I""e)iatel- a$ter!ar), he co(#hs an) s*(tters, b(t #est(res to!ar) the e"*t- c(*s& A'AN re$ills the"&4 A'AN Nee) to sta- a!ae, Dr& B: EDWIN Sta- a!ae: No, Alan& Not .(ite& A'AN Yo( "in) i$ I as !h- -o(1re )oin# this to -o(rsel$: EDWIN Science& A'AN 'ie !hat: Anato"- or so"ethin#: EDWIN 'ater& A'AN Are -o( oa-: EDWIN I1" tire)& I1" tire) o$ !atchin# "- s(*er+isor tae cre)it $or e+er- little thin# I acco"*lish& I1" tire) o$ lettin# hi" !al all o+er "e an) !atchin# hi" #et a!a- !ith it& A'AN So stan) (* to hi"& EDWIN I can1t, Alan& I ;(st )on1t ha+e it in "e& A'AN Yo(1re )oin# $ine ri#ht no!& EDWIN I1" here& At the lab, thin#s are so"eho!&&&)i$$erent& 36a(se4 Ho! are thin#s #oin# $or -o(: A'AN Sa"e as al!a-s& Yo( no! ho! it is& EDWIN 4 Ho!1s the cro!) toni#ht: A'AN An interestin# b(nch& A co(*le bi>arros& A co(*le lonelies& A #oo) "i,& O+er there in the "i))le !e #ot a co(*le lo+ebir)s& EDWIN 3'ooin# at YO5N0 ROBERT an) YO5N0 2ENNIFER4 The- loo ha**-& A'AN Yeah, the- loo #oo) to#ether& Not a lot o$ "one-, b(t the-1re in lo+e& EDWIN Yo( no! the": A'AN No& EDWIN Ho! )o -o( no! all that, then: A'AN The- #(- or)ere) t!o ice) co$$ees, an) the- s*lit a san)!ich& EDWIN An)&&& A'AN An) the #(- !o(l)1+e or)ere) t!o san)!iches, b(t he )i)n1t ha+e the "one-& EDWIN Ma-be the-1re not that h(n#r-& A'AN He still !o(l)1+e or)ere) t!o& The-1re in lo+e& EDWIN Yo( )on1t no! that& That co(l) be a #(- on a $lin# !ith his secretar-, an) he1s too chea* to b(- t!o san)!iches& A'AN 3Shain# his hea)4 I tol) -o(& The-1re )rinin# ice) co$$ees& EDWIN So: A'AN Yo( )on1t )rin ice) co$$ee !ith so"eone (nless -o(1re in lo+e& 3EDWIN tries to res*on), can1t, an) )rins the line o$ es*ressos instea)& He co(#hs a#ain, b(t not as ba)l-& A'AN re$ills the c(*s&4 EDWIN So, !ho else ha+e !e #ot toni#ht: A'AN Well, !e ha+e so"e in) o$ #oat%"an o+er there& 5 EDWIN 3'ooin# at 6AN4 No! there1s so"ethin# -o( )on1t see e+er- )a-& A'AN Yeah, an) !e ha+e a lonel-heart o+er there& See hi": The ol)er #(- !ho ee*s looin# at the lo+ebir)s !hen he thins no one1s !atchin1& EDWIN 3'ooin# at ROBERT4 Yes, he loos lie he hasn1t a $rien) in the !orl)& A'AN That, an) he or)ere) a tea !ith le"on& EDWIN Alan, lots o$ *eo*le )rin tea !ith le"on& A'AN At ho"e, s(re& B(t not in a *(blic *lace& Not !hen -o( can )rin ;(st as #oo) a c(* in the co"$ort o$ -o(r (n)er!ear or !hat ha+e -o(& So"eone taes the tro(ble to sho!er, #et )resse), an) #o to a co$$ee sho*, an) the- onl- or)er a tea !ith le"on, -o( no! the-1re $eelin# blan)& 3EDWIN loos at hi" $or a secon), then )o!ns the line o$ es*ressos& A'AN re$ills&4 EDWIN So, lonel- *eo*le or)er tea !ith le"on& A'AN So"eti"es& An) so"eti"es the- #ot a taste $or co$$ee !ith a #allon o$ crea" in it& Tho(#h that1s "ore the thin# $or )e*resse) *eo*le than lonel-hearts& That1s !hat the la)- is )rinin#& EDWIN Who: A'AN The la)-& The one in the )ress that ;(st #ot (* to tal to the scr($$- #(-& EDWIN 3Sees MARCY4 Oh& She1s reall- *rett-& A'AN S(re is, Dr& B& B(t there1s "ore crea" than co$$ee in that c(* o$ hers& So"ethin#1s #ot her )o!n& An) that #(- isn1t #oin# to be "(ch hel*& EDWIN Wh-1s that: A'AN He1s )rinin# so)a !ater, the )rin o$ a $r(strate) "an& EDWIN Well, I1" s(re Marc- !ill $i#(re that o(t $or hersel$& A'AN 6 Yo( no! her, Dr& B: EDWIN No, she ;(st sai) her na"e& Di)n1t -o( hear: A'AN Hear !hat: EDWIN The "an sai), <Yo(r na"e !o(l)n1t be Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>, !o(l) it:= An) she sai), <No, it1s Marc-&= A'AN Dr& B, -o( co(l)n1t ha+e hear) the"& The-1re clear across the roo"& EDWIN 3Raisin# an e-ebro!4 Reall-: 3Writin#4 Fi$teen c(*s Senses beco"e enhance)& 3The $oc(s o$ the action no! )ri$ts a!a- $ro" EDWIN an) A'AN an) onto MARCY an) RAY& RAY is seate), starin# into his so)a !ater& MARCY stan)s ne,t to his table, hol)in# her co$$ee&4 MARCY I1" sorr-& I )i)n1t no! -o( !ere e,*ectin# so"eone& RAY I1" not& MARCY The- !h- )i) -o( as i$ I !as Mar-ann 0it>&&&0it>s"ert&&&& RAY 0it>s"e+it>& MARCY So"eone -o( no!: RAY No& MARCY 36a(se4 What1s -o(r na"e: RAY Ra-& M- na"e is Ra-& I (se) to !or in a ban& I )on1t no!& MARCY 36a(se4 That1s interestin#& RAY No, it1s not& Not at all& E+er-one no!s bans aren1t interestin#& E+en i)s& E+er as a i) !hat he !ants to be !hen he #ro!s (*: The- al!a-s sa- a co!bo- or an astrona(t or a $ire"an& The- #et ol)er an) it1s a roc star or a $ootball *la-er& Then a little ol)er an) it1s a )octor or la!-er or electrical en#ineer& B(t ne+er a baner& Yo( no! !h-: Nothin# e+er ha**ens& Yo( no! !hat I )i) on "- ;ob: I stare) at a co"*(ter screen an) !atche) a b(nch o$ n("bers #o to a b(nch o$ na"es& Fort- ho(rs a !ee& It !as nice !hen it starte)& 0oo) *a-& 7 Stea)- ho(rs& No hea+- labor& I !as e+en able to rela,, ;(st !atch the scrollin# na"es, "ae s(re all the n("bers !ere ri#ht& Then I sa! that one na"e #o b-& 3Stares into s*ace4 MARCY What na"e: RAY Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>& Her na"e& I sa! her na"e& It scrolle) ri#ht b-, an) I co(l)n1t sto* it& I co(l)n1t brin# it bac& It !as #one, an) there !as a screen $(ll o$ all these other na"es& Well, I !ent bac to !or, b(t e+er- other screen or so, I s!ear I sa! <Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>=, *lain as )a-& Then I bline) an) sa! it !as <Martha 0ertr()e= or <Mable 0l(cose= or !hate+er& The na"e !as #one& As the !ees !ent b-, I starte) thinin# abo(t her "ore an) "ore& Not onl- at !or, b(t in "- )rea"s& I e*t hearin# her +oice, a sil+er- sort o$ sin#in# +oice lie in those 0er"an car co""ercials, sa-in#, <Ra-& I1" here, Ra-&= An) I1) as !ho an) the +oice !o(l) sa-, <Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>&= I co(l)n1t #et her o(t o$ "- hea)& I )e)icate) son#s to her on the ra)io& When I too a sho!er, I1) !rite her na"e on the stea"e)%(* tiles, "ain# the <M= an) <0= reall- bi# an) c(rl-%c(e lie on all those ol) )oc("ents& I e+en bo(#ht a #ol)$ish ;(st so I co(l) na"e it Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>& E+ent(all-, she !as all I co(l) thin abo(t& I co(l)n1t concentrate at !or& E+er- other na"e looe) lie Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>& I starte) "ain# "istaes& One )a-, I let a na"e sli* b- !ith t!o or three too "an- >eros attache) to it, an) I !as on the street& B(t I )i)n1t sto* looin#& I *ore) o+er *hone boo a$ter *hone boo, searchin#, searchin#& When she !asn1t in the local *hone boos, I or)ere) o(t%o$%state *hone boos b- "ail& I too o(t a)s in The Ne! Yor Ti"es, The Chica#o Trib(ne, The 'os An#eles Ti"es? <Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it> 6lease call "e Ra-=, !ith "- *hone n("ber& I #ot a can o$ s*ra- *aint an) !rote, <Where are -o(, Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>:= on "- car an) )ro+e it across the co(ntr-& MARCY She "(st ha+e been +er- s*ecial& RAY She is& MARCY What !as she lie: RAY I )on1t no!& MARCY What )o -o( "ean, -o( )on1t no!: RAY Well, I1+e ne+er "et her& I ;(st sa! her na"e once, b(t I ne+er $o(n) her& MARCY Yo( "ean to tell "e -o( lost -o(r ;ob, *(t a)s e+er-!here, an) )ro+e across the co(ntr- beca(se -o(1re obsesse) !ith a na"e in a co"*(ter: RAY Not ;(st a na"e& Her na"e& MARCY B(t -o( onl- sa! it once& An) -o( ne+er sa! her& 8 RAY Well, ho! "an- ti"es )i) Moses see the b(rnin# b(sh: Ho! "an- a**les $ell on Ne!ton1s hea) be$ore he #ot the i)ea: Ins*iration is a .(ic thin#& 6oo$, an) there1s the Sistine Cha*el& 6oo$, an) there1s Beetho+en1s Fi$th& 6oo$, an) there1s Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>& I no! I1" $ate) $or this& I can $eel it in e+er- bone& She1s o(t there so"e!here& An) )a"n it, I1" #oin# to $in) her& 3There is a lon#, (nco"$ortable *a(se& D(rin# it, RAY ret(rns his stare to his )rin& MARCY #lances aro(n) the ca$e ner+o(sl-& She s*ots A'E/I starin# at her& She #lares at hi" to )iss(a)e hi", b(t he contin(es to stare&4 MARCY E,c(se "e& 3MARCY crosses to A'E/I& RAY )oesn1t e+en notice her lea+e&4 3To A'E/I4 Was there so"ethin# -o( !ante): A'E/I No& MARCY Di) it e+er occ(r to -o( that I "i#ht not en;o- bein# looe) at: A'E/I I1" sorr-& It1s ;(st that I thin -o( are the "ost bea(ti$(l thin# I ha+e e+er seen& MARCY A" I s(**ose) to be $lattere) no!: A'E/I So"e !o"en no! ho! to tae a co"*li"ent& MARCY Yes, !ell, so"e !o"en "a- $all o+er at a *rett- !or), b(t -o( sho(l) be than$(l I )on1t *o(r -o(r )rin o+er -o(r hea)& A'E/I M- )rin is e"*t-& MARCY An) that1s the onl- reason -o(1re )r-& A'E/I No!, no!& I )on1t s(**ose it1s e+er- )a- a !o"an hears she1s bea(ti$(l& MARCY Yo( ha+e no i)ea !hat I hear e+er- )a-& A'E/I Care$(l, Miss& @anit- is a )an#ero(s thin#& MARCY @anit-, nothin#A Do -o( reali>e I ha+e a Masters $ro" Col("bia: Do -o( reali>e I #ra)(ate) secon) in a class o$ se+ent-: Do -o( reali>e I co(l)1+e !ore) an-!here I !ante): 9 A'E/I I sho(l) thin I co(l) har)l- reali>e that& I )on1t e+en no! -o(r na"e& MARCY 3Thro(#h clenche) teeth4 Marc-& A'E/I Hello, Marc-& I1" calle) Ale,i& I !o(l) lie it +er- "(ch i$ -o( !o(l) sit an) chat !ith "e& MARCY I1" s(re -o( !o(l)& S*en) a .(iet e+enin# !ith a *rett- $ace& A'E/I Is there so"ethin# !ron# !ith that: MARCY Ma-be I1" sic o$ bein# a *rett- $aceA E+er thin o$ that: E+er thin "a-be I1+e #ot a real brain: E+er thin "a-be I1" sic o$ #ettin# *ro"ote) beca(se so"e +ice%*resi)ent tho(#ht I ha) a nice ass: E+er thin at all: A'E/I Yes& Ri#ht no! I thin -o(1re bein# terribl- bitter to!ar) so"eone -o( )on1t e+en no!& MARCY Biss "- assA Yo(1+e been starin# at "e this !hole ti"e lie a *iece o$ "eatA A'E/I Or a !or o$ art& MARCY Art has nothin# to )o !ith it& A'E/I Art has +er- "(ch to )o !ith it& A$ter all, !hat is art b(t a *h-sical "ani$estation o$ e"otion: An) !hat is the h("an bo)- b(t an o(t!ar) e,*ression o$ the sel$: MARCY So -o(1re sa-in# I sho(l) be ha**- !hen a b(nch o$ constr(ction !orers !histle beca(se I #a+e the" an erection: A'E/I 6eo*le loo at -o(, an) the- $eel bea(t-& That is art& That is !hat it "eans to $eel ali+e& 36a(se to loo a!a- $or the $irst ti"e4 'et "e tell -o( a stor-& There !as once a "an !ho s*ent a +er- lon# ti"e not seein# an- bea(ti$(l thin#s& The- !ere al!a-s there aro(n) hi", he ;(st ne+er sa! the"& He )i)n1t care& He !as !hat -o( "i#ht call a *ractical "an& For a lon# ti"e, his onl- concern !as sec(rit-& For -ears he !ore) e,tra ho(rs, thro(#h the ni#ht an) holi)a-s, sa+e), s*ent as little as he co(l) to )ress )ecentl- an) eat "o)eratel-& A$ter "(ch !or an) s($$erin# he a"asse) so"ethin# o$ a $ort(ne& An) $or a !hile this "a)e hi" ha**-, (ntil he )isco+ere) !ith a certain a"o(nt o$ horror that he ha) nothin# to s*en) it on& He ha) nothin#& An) so it re"aine) $or the rest o$ his li$e& 36a(se4 Yo( see, i$ I loo (*on -o(, I can $eel a little o$ !hat it is to be ali+e& An) *erha*s that is so"ethin# I can ee* !ith "e& 10 MARCY Is this the *art !here I s!oon: A'E/I Oh, Marc-, I be# -o(, )on1t be a +icti" o$ -o(r o!n +anit-& MARCY I1ll be a +icti" o$ an-thin# I lie& A'E/I 3Thinin#4 Yo( sai) -o( st()ie)& S(rel- -o( rea) Dante: MARCY A little& A'E/I Then s(rel- -o( no! !hat ha**ene) to '(ci$er, the "ost bea(ti$(l o$ 0o)1s creations, !ho $ell +icti" to +anit- an) rose a#ainst his 'or)& He !as cast $ro" Hea+en into the )ee*est bo!els o$ Hell, s(b"er#e) to his !aist in the $ro>en !aters o$ Coc-t(s, ne+er a#ain *er"itte) a #li"*se o$ *ara)ise, #nashin# his teeth in tor"ent, beatin# his !in#s a#ainst the s(r$ace o$ the ice $or all eternit-& I !as ;(st !on)erin# i$ -o( ne! that& MARCY 3'on# *a(se4 E,c(se "e, I nee) "ore co$$ee& 3MARCY crosses to the co(nter& A'AN lea+es EDWIN to !ait on her& A'E/I tries har) not to stare at her& The $oc(s o$ attention is on MARCY an) A'AN&4 A'AN Can I #et -o( so"ethin#: MARCY Yes, I1) lie a re$ill& A'AN Co"in# ri#ht (*& 3Be#ins to re$ill MARCY1S c(*4 MARCY Onl- hal$ !a-& 3A'AN obli#es& MARCY attacs a nearb- bo!l o$ crea"ers, *(ttin# an insane a"o(nt o$ crea" in her co$$ee an) tossin# the e"*t- crea"ers in an ashtra-& A'AN !atches her )o this !ith so"e interest, an) hal$!a- thro(#h, he interr(*ts&4 A'AN Yo( no!, I co(l) #et -o( so"e $resh crea" i$ it s(its -o(, Miss& MARCY No, than -o(& This is $ine& 3MARCY contin(es )("*in# in crea"& A$ter $o(rteen, she sto*s, stirs the co$$ee !ith a $in#er, an) si*s& She *(ts in three "ore, stirs, si*s, an) ret(rns to her ori#inal table alone& A'AN ret(rns to EDWIN, !hich is !here the $oc(s o$ attention has shi$te)&4 11 A'AN 3To EDWIN4 Se+enteen crea"s& Se+enteen crea"s& That la)-&&& EDWIN Marc-& A'AN &&&Marc-, *(t se+enteen crea"s in her co$$ee& Yo( can1t tell "e she ain1t so"e in) o$ )e*resse)& Not !hen she1s )rinin# that in) o$ concoction& EDWIN 5h, Alan& A'AN Yeah, Dr& B: 3EDWIN #est(res to the e"*t- c(*s& A'AN re$ills&4 Yo( no!, -o( ne+er )i) tell "e !hat -o(1re )oin#& EDWIN E,*eri"entin#& A'AN Yeah, b(t !hat are -o( tr-in# to *ro+e: EDWIN It1s ;(st an i)ea I !as *la-in# !ith !hen "- s(*er+isor !as harassin# "e& I1ll tell -o( abo(t it later& Ri#ht no!, I1) lie to hear "ore abo(t the *eo*le in the sho*& 32ENNIFER enters the sho* an) sits at a table on the e,act o**osite si)e o$ the center table $ro" ROBERT&4 A'AN S(re thin#, Dr& B& B(t ri#ht no!, I #ot another c(sto"er& EDWIN The "i))le%a#e) !o"an: 3A'AN #a*es, then loos at the co$$ee bins behin) the co(nter an) la(#hs&4 A'AN Yo( sa! her re$lection on the co$$ee bin co+ers, h(h: 6rett- slic& I1ll be ri#ht bac, Dr& B& I ;(st nee) to $in) o(t !hat she !ants& EDWIN I e,*ect a $(ll re*ort on her character !hen -o( ret(rn& A'AN Yo( #ot it& EDWIN Oh, an) )i) -o( notice ho! Mr& 'onel-heart1s e-es lit (* !hen she ca"e in: A'AN No, an) neither )i) -o(& Yo(r bac !as to hi" the !hole ti"e& 3Crosses to 12 2ENNIFER4 EDWIN 3Writin#4 Fort- c(*s De+elo*s e,tra%sensor- *erce*tion& 3The $oc(s o$ attention "o+es to A'AN an) 2ENNIFER& A'AN "aes a !i)e circle aro(n) the ca$e so as to a**roach 2ENNIFER $ro" behin)& He *(lls o(t a *a) an) *en& 2ENNIFER is r(""a#in# thro(#h a *(rse, stealin# #lances at YO5N0 ROBERT an) YO5N0 2ENNIFER& A'AN sto*s at 2ENNIFER1S si)e&4 A'AN C(te co(*le, h(h: 2ENNIFER 3Fri#htene), )ro*s her *(rse4 Is it that ob+io(s: A'AN No, Ma1a"& Not ob+io(s& 6robabl- !h- I notice) it& Here, let "e hel*& 3Bneels an) re*laces the *(rse1s s*ille) contents4 I1" sorr- $or scarin# -o(, Ma1a"& 2ENNIFER That1s all ri#ht& It !as "- $a(lt& I !as o$$ in another !orl)& A'AN I no! !hat -o( "ean& I #et lie that so"eti"es "-sel$& 3Ret(rns *(rse4 2ENNIFER Than -o(& I a**reciate it& A'AN No *roble", Ma1a"& So"ethin# I can #et -o(: 2ENNIFER 2(st a c(* o$ tea, i$ -o( )on1t "in)& A'AN Don1t "in) at all& 3Writes in *a)4 I )on1t s(**ose -o(1) lie le"on !ith that: 2ENNIFER Act(all-, that so(n)s .(ite nice& A'AN I tho(#ht it "i#ht& 2ENNIFER Ho! )o -o( "ean: A'AN Well, it1s ;(st "- e,*erience that lonel- $ols )rin tea !ith le"on& An), e,c(se "e $or sa-in# this, b(t -o( sort o$ str(c "e that !a-& 2ENNIFER 'et "e #(ess& Beca(se it1s not ob+io(s, ri#ht: A'AN So"ethin# lie that& I #et .(ite a $e! lonelies in here& Es*eciall- at this ho(r& 13 2ENNIFER That )oesn1t s(r*rise "e& A'AN As a "atter o$ $act, the #entle"an o+er there is )rinin# a tea !ith le"on, too& Oh, *ar)on "e, Ma1a", I1" nee)e)& I1ll brin# -o(r tea aro(n) in a "in(te& Ho*e -o(1re $eelin# better& 2ENNIFER Than -o(& 3A'AN sca"*ers o$$ to !ait on SCARMI0'IONE& The $oc(s o$ attention re"ains on 2ENNIFER, !ho loos be-on) the center table to s*- ROBERT on the other si)e& The- stare at each other, !ith a loo o$ reco#nition& Attention ret(rns to A'AN, !ho lea+es SCARMI0'IONE an) ret(rns to the co(nter an) EDWIN& A'AN re$ills EDWIN1S c(*s&4 EDWIN So !hat1s the stor-, Alan: 3Drins the line4 A'AN 3While #ettin# a c(* o$ tea an) a c(* o$ co$$ee rea)-4 Another tea !ith le"on& See"e) nice eno(#h, ;(st lonel-& Ma-be a *otential "atch $or Mr& 'onel-heart& Abo(t the ri#ht a#e& So I in) o$ cas(all- n()#e) her in his )irection& Yo( no!, all s(btle%lie& 3Re$ills the es*resso c(*s4 EDWIN That !as nice o$ -o(& A'AN Yeah, !ell, it1s sort o$ "- ;ob, Dr& B& An-one can ;(st *o(r co$$ee or "ae a san)!ich& B(t the *a-o$$ is in tain# the tro(ble to hel* so"eone o(t i$ -o( can& EDWIN Yo(1re one in a "illion, Alan& 3Raises an es*resso c(* in toast4 Here1s to -o(& 3Do!ns the line4 A'AN 3Re$ills4 Thans, Dr& B& That "eans a lot to "e& EDWIN Who1s the other c(* $or: A'AN H""": Oh, the #(- o+er there at the table !a- in bac& The one !ith the )ar s(it an) slic hairc(t& This is the thir) co$$ee since he1s been here& Drins it blac& I can1t #et a rea) on the #(-& It1s lie he1s !aitin# $or so"ethin#& I )on1t no!& I ;(st can1t see" to $i#(re hi" o(t& EDWIN 3Do!ns the line4 He1s a )e"on& A'AN I1ll sa- he is& Bea)- little e-es& The !a- he h(nches o+er his co$$ee& Not the in) o$ "an I1) tr(st in a h(rr-& Ties his tie a bit too ti#ht& Sa-, Dr& B, 14 -o(1re *(ttin# these thin#s a!a- a!$(ll- $ast& EDWIN What can I sa-, Alan: Ca$$eine "aes "e thirst-& A'AN 'or) no!s !here -o(1re *(ttin# it& 3A'AN re$ills the c(*s& As he re*laces the *ot, EDWIN !rites&4 EDWIN 3Writin#4 Si,t- c(*s Abilit- to i)enti$- bein#s $ro" lo!er )i"ensions& A'AN 3Ret(rnin#4 Thin -o( can tell "e !hat this is all abo(t, Dr& B: EDWIN Abo(t: It1s abo(t science, AlanA It1s abo(t heartA It1s abo(t *(shin# "an $arther an) $arther, e,ten)in# one1s li"its, reachin# $or the #ol)en $leeceA A'AN Can1t sa- as I no! "(ch abo(t that& EDWIN No, b(t -o( shall& 3Do!ns the line4 3A'AN hesitates& He re$ills the c(*s& B- the ti"e he #ets to the $i$th, EDWIN has alrea)- )o!ne) the $irst& B- the ti"e A'AN li$ts (* the *ot, the entire line is cons("e)& A'AN hol)s the *ot in "i)%air, starin# at EDWIN& EDWIN stares bac&4 EDWIN Another ro(n), Alan, i$ -o( *lease& A'AN I ne+er tho(#ht I1) hear "-sel$ sa- this in a co$$ee *lace, b(t&&&)on1t -o( thin -o(1+e ha) eno(#h alrea)-: EDWIN Yo( no!, there !as a $a"o(s scientist na"e) Sinner, !ho (se) to loc cats in bo,es to st()- their tho(#ht *rocesses !hile esca*in#& This !as all $ine an) )an)- (ntil he !ante) to st()- ho! h("an tho(#ht *rocesses )e+elo*e)& Then he ha) no choice b(t to loc his o!n in$ant )a(#hter in a bo,, so"eti"es $or ho(rs& Mo)ern science has learne) a lot $ro" Sinner, b(t *robabl- the "ost i"*ortant thin# is that it1s #enerall- not a #oo) i)ea to loc -o(r i) in a bo,& A'AN 36a(se4 So !hat1s that s(**ose) to "ean: EDWIN 3Co(nter%*a(se4 It "eans, *o(r "e another ro(n) o$ es*resso& 3A'AN consi)ers, shr(#s, an) re$ills the c(*s& He *laces the tea an) co$$ee on a tra- an) )e*arts&4 A'AN I1ll be ri#ht bac, Dr& B& 6ro"ise "e -o(1ll tae these slo!l-, oa-: 15 EDWIN Absol(tel-& 3EDWIN )rains the c(*s be$ore A'AN is ten *aces a!a-& He s*ins on his stool an) st()ies the ca$e& He #ets (* an) crosses to MARCY&4 EDWIN E,c(se "e, -o(r na"e is Marc-, isn1t it: MARCY Yes& EDWIN Mine is E)!in& I )on1t "ean to bother -o(, b(t !o(l) -o( "in) stan)in# (*: MARCY Stan)in# (*: EDWIN 6lease& 3MARCY stan)s&4 EDWIN Than -o(& No! tae t!o no, three, bi# ste*s bac!ar), a!a- $ro" the table& Oh, here, tae -o(r co$$ee !ith -o(& 3'ea)s MARCY bac4 There, no! ;(st stan) there& MARCY I )on1t (n)erstan)&&&& EDWIN It1s si"*le& I1" "ar+elo(sl- eccentric& 3EDWIN ret(rns to his seat an) !rites& MARCY stan)s b- hersel$, hol)in# a c(* o$ co$$ee, ob+io(sl- looin# (nco"$ortable&4 EDWIN 3Writin#4 Se+ent-%$i+e c(*s Abilit- to $oresee the i""e)iate $(t(re& 3Attention shi$ts to YO5N0 ROBERT an) YO5N0 2ENNIFER& The- stan) an) al"ost *ro"ena)e to the e,it& As the- near the )oor, ROBERT #a>in# at the co(*le stan)s an) slo!l- *lo)s a!a- $ro" his table& The co(*le iss& ROBERT is en#rosse)& When the co(*le lea+es, ROBERT reels as tho(#h $aint an) st("bles into MARCY1S table& MARCY )ashes to hi"&4 MARCY Are -o( all ri#ht: 3ROBERT see"s too incoherent to s*ea& A'AN r(shes to the"&4 A'AN Tae it eas-& I1" callin# an a"b(lance& ROBERT 3Beco"in# coherent4 No, no& That1s all ri#ht& I ;(st beca"e )i>>- $or a "o"ent, 16 that1s all& A'AN Are -o( s(re: Yo( loo a little *ale& ROBERT Yes, I1" $ine& 3Stan)s4 I1ll ;(st sit $or a !hile to be s(re& I1" sorr- $or bein# s(ch a n(isance& A'AN 3S"ilin#4 Yo(1re not a n(isance at all& MARCY 3Tain# ROBERT1S ar"4 I1ll !al -o( to -o(r table& ROBERT That1s +er- in) o$ -o(& MARCY 3'ea)in# ROBERT to his table4 There -o( are& No!, are -o( s(re -o(1re all ri#ht: ROBERT Yes, I ;(st ha) an enco(nter !ith an ol) #host, that1s all& MARCY 0host: ROBERT Ha+e -o( e+er ha) so"ethin#, so"ethin# -o( cherishe) $or a lon# ti"e, an) then lost it: MARCY S(ch as&&& ROBERT 'o+e& MARCY No, I1+e ne+er ha) that& ROBERT Then -o( ha+en1t li+e) -et& It1s so"ethin# !on)er$(l an) a"a>in# ;(st lie in all the $air- tales& B(t !hen it1s #one, it lea+es a hole that e+ent(all- #ets $ille) (* !ith re#ret& As "(ch re#ret as there !as lo+e& So -o( start looin# bac to the )a-s !hen the re#ret !asn1t there& Yo( tr- +er- har) to reli+e those )a-s& Then the ti"e co"es !hen those )a-s loo bac at -o(& An), !ell, -o( start $allin# into tables& 3MARCY la(#hs&4 ROBERT Do -o( (n)erstan): MARCY I thin so& ROBERT 17 Then -o( no! I1ll be all ri#ht& MARCY Oa-, b(t i$ -o( nee) "e&&& ROBERT Robert& MARCY &&&Robert, I1ll be ri#ht o+er there& Tae care& 3Bisses his chee4 ROBERT I $eel better alrea)-& 3MARCY la(#hs a#ain an) ret(rns to her table& A'AN has reset it, re$ille) her co$$ee 8hal$%!a-9 an) set an entire bo!l o$ crea"ers on it& Attention $oc(ses on ROBERT an) on 2ENNIFER, !ho crosses to hi"&4 2ENNIFER Hello, Robert& ROBERT Hello, 2enni$er& 2ENNIFER Ma- I sit )o!n: ROBERT O$ co(rse& 2ENNIFER 3Sittin#4 So, Robert, still "ain# a s*ectacle o$ -o(rsel$, I see& ROBERT 2enni$er, it1s o+er& There1s no nee) to be so bitter& No here& Not no!& 2ENNIFER Yes, here an) no!& The ni#ht -o( ase) "e to "arr- -o( thirt- -ears a#o& ROBERT Di) -o( see ho! -o(n# !e looe): 2ENNIFER I sa!& ROBERT 0o), !e !ere so -o(n#& 2ENNIFER An) $oolish& ROBERT We ha) no "one-& 2ENNIFER No one to hel* (s& 18 ROBERT No chance& 2ENNIFER We ha) each other& ROBERT 36a(se4 Wh- are -o( here: 2ENNIFER Wh- are -o(: ROBERT Do -o( re"e"ber !hat it !as lie: 2ENNIFER To be in lo+e: ROBERT To be in lo+e !ith "e& 2ENNIFER 3Thinin#4 I re"e"ber !alin# !ith -o( on the bac streets o$ the So(th Si)e& It !as *itch )ar& The street li#hts !ere o(t $or so"e reason& I co(l)n1t see an-thin# an) e*t tri**in# o+er the *a+e"ent& I re"e"ber ho! ti#htl- -o( hel) "- han) to "ae s(re I !o(l)n1t $all& I co(l) al"ost $eel the bloo) bein# s.(ee>e) o(t, b(t I )i)n1t sa- an-thin# beca(se I !ante) -o( to hol) "e that ti#ht& It e*t "e sec(re, so"eho!& Then !e sto**e) at a railin#, an) there belo! (s the ri+er stretche) $or "iles& I co(l) barel- hear the ol) stea"boats #oin# b-, all lit (* lie Christ"as trees& An) the cit- #lo!e) on the other si)e, across the bri)#e& It !as lie !e ha) ste**e) into a "a#ical !orl)& ROBERT When !as that: 2ENNIFER Toni#ht& Abo(t an ho(r $ro" no!& 2(st be$ore -o( *ro*ose)& ROBERT 3Ch(clin#4 0o), I !as so ner+o(s& It !as all I co(l) )o to ee* "- han)s $ro" shain#& 2ENNIFER Yo(r han)s !ere shain#& ROBERT The- !ere: 2ENNIFER Yes& E+en !hile -o( !ere issin# "e& I co(l) $eel the" tre"ble a#ainst "- bac& ROBERT Yo( ne+er sai) an-thin#& 2ENNIFER I )i)n1t "in)& 3'on# *a(se4 Where )i) !e #o !ron#: 19 ROBERT I thin !e lost so"ethin# i"*ortant& When I *ro*ose), !hen I sai) that I lo+e) -o(, there !as so"ethin# "a#ical abo(t it& For that "o"ent, it !as the onl- thin# that "attere)& Then !e starte) learnin# abo(t checin# acco(nts, an) ta, $or"s, an) ho! to !or t!o ;obs& I thin that, so"e!here alon# the line, !e sto**e) belie+in# in "a#ic& We sto**e) belie+in# in each other& 2ENNIFER Robert, !h- are -o( here: ROBERT It1s been thirt- -ears, lon# eno(#h to $or#et !hat it !as lie& Wh- are -o( here: 2ENNIFER Beca(se I re"e"ber !hat it !as lie& 3A'AN arri+es at the table&4 A'AN E,c(se "e, Sir, are -o( thro(#h !ith -o(r c(*: ROBERT Yes, tae it& 3A'AN senses the a!!ar) "o"ent an) h(rries to clean (* the table an) ret(rn to the co(nter an) EDWIN& The $oc(s o$ attention $ollo!s hi"&4 A'AN Well, I #(ess I *(t "- $oot in it that ti"e& EDWIN Don1t !orr- too "(ch& The- !eren1t )oin# too !ell to be#in !ith& A'AN 3Re$ills c(*s4 Oh, I )on1t no! abo(t that& The- looe) lie the- !ere carr-in# on +er- !ell& EDWIN S(re, that1s the !a- it looe), an) that1s !hat the- !ant, b(t the-1re not #oin# to )o an-thin# abo(t it& A'AN An) !h-1s that: EDWIN The- thin the-1re ol)& 3Drins4 A'AN Yo(1re ne+er too ol) to li+e, Dr& B& EDWIN Yo( no!, -o( co(l) tell the" that& It "i#ht hel* the" o(t& A'AN No, I1+e alrea)- )one !hat I can& An-thin# else !o(l) "(c it (*& I$ an-thin#1s #oin# to co"e o(t o$ this, it1s (* to the"& 20 EDWIN B(t -o( !o(l) hel* the", i$ -o( tho(#ht -o( co(l)& A'AN Well, s(re, Dr& B& It1s lie I sai) be$ore, it1s sort o$ "- ;ob& EDWIN No, it1s not, Alan& Yo( )on1t care beca(se it1s -o(r ;ob, -o( care beca(se that1s the !a- -o( are& A'AN Thans& EDWIN B(t s(**ose -o( ha) the *o!er s(**ose -o( ne! -o( ha) the *o!er to $i, e+er- *roble" in this roo" ri#ht no!, b(t -o( co(l)n1t $in) the #(ts to )o it& A'AN Then I1) sa- I !as the one !ith the *roble"& EDWIN 3Consi)erin#4 Alan, !o(l) -o( sa- I !as a "ee "an: A'AN Mee: EDWIN Yes, i$ -o( !ere )escribin# "e to so"eone, !o(l) -o( (se the !or), <"ee=: A'AN No, I !o(l)n1t sa- -o( !ere "ee, Dr& B, ;(st a bit reser+e) is all& Nothin# !ron# !ith that& EDWIN 30rinnin#4 Yo( "i#ht !ant to brace -o(rsel$ $or this& 3EDWIN stan)s& He ste*s *(r*ose$(ll- to the center table an) cli"bs on to* o$ it& The e$$ect is so"ethin# one "i#ht $in) at the Acro*olis&4 EDWIN 3To the ca$e4 E,c(se "e, can I ha+e -o(r attention, *lease: For $i+e "in(tes: See, I1+e +er- recentl- co"e into "- #o)hoo), an) I1) lie the o**ort(nit- to hel* -o( !ith -o(r *roble"s& 3The ca$e h(shes& 6AN #lances o+er his sho(l)er&4 RAY 3Scorn$(ll-4 What are -o( sellin#: EDWIN I1" not sellin# an-thin#& I1" #i+in# -o( ans!ers& RAY Yo( )on1t ha+e an-thin# I !ant& EDWIN 21 I can #i+e -o( Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it>, or at least tell -o( !here she is& 3RAY o#les&4 EDWIN Yo(1ll ne+er $in) her lie this, Ra-, an) I1ll tell -o( !h-& Most *eo*le )on1t #i+e i)eas na"es, b(t -o(1+e so"eho! "ana#e) to )o it& While -o( !ere at the ban, -o( )rea"t o$ !hat -o( !ante) to be& So"eho!, -o( tho(#ht the onl- !a- -o( co(l) obtain that )rea" !as to "ae it *h-sical, #i+e it a na"e, b(t that1s e,actl- !ron#& Mar-ann 0it>s"e+it> is insi)e -o(, b(t -o(1ll ne+er $in) her so lon# as -o( ee* callin# her that& Yo(1ll ne+er $in) the )rea" (ntil -o( sto* looin# $or it an) start bein# it& RAY 3Sobbin#, +iolent4 Yeah, !hat )o -o( care abo(t it an-!a-: EDWIN I )o, an) that1s all there is to it& What -o( )o no! is -o(r )ecision& 36i+otin# to MARCY4 Marc-& Yo(r $rien) !as !ron#& Yo(1re not a +icti" o$ -o(r +anit-, b(t o$ -o(r *ri)e& MARCY What )o -o( no! abo(t it: EDWIN E+er-thin#, !hich is "ore than -o( can sa-& Yo( bla"e -o(r bea(t- $or e+er-thin# that h(rts -o(, beca(se it1s eas-& It1s eas-, b(t it1s a lie& Yo(r loos can onl- hin)er -o( i$ -o( let the", i$ -o( let the" o(tshine -o(r !ar"th& Rest ass(re), Marc-, bea(t- is onl- sin )ee*, an) -o(r bea(t- !ill $a)e& B(t !hat -o( ha+e insi)e !ill bene$it e+er-thin# $ore+er& Hol) onto that& Hol) onto !hat -o( are, not !hat -o( ha**en to loo lie& 3MARCY $l(shes& EDWIN *i+ots to ROBERT an) 2ENNIFER&4 EDWIN The t!o o$ -o( ha+e *la-e) aro(n) the iss(e $or .(ite a !hile, no!& Yo( can1t stan) one another& Yo( can1t li+e !ith one another& An) -et -o( both (se) the technolo#- o$ -o(r )a-, !itho(t the no!le)#e o$ the other, to tra+el thirt- -ears bac to here, to the sa"e ni#ht at the sa"e *lace to !atch -o(rsel+es !hen -o( !ere -o(n# an) in lo+e& 2(st ho! "(ch o$ a coinci)ence )o -o( nee): Can1t -o( both, $or a little !hile, $or#et !ho -o( are an) re"e"ber !ho -o( !ere: An) as -o(rsel+es, i$ !hat -o( are is so "(ch better, then !h- are both o$ -o( here: 3ROBERT an) 2ENNIFER #a>e at each other& EDWIN ho*s )o!n an) crosses to a $ri#htene) A'E/I&4 EDWIN I no! -o(r stor-, Ale,i& I no! all o$ it& Yo( are a $(#iti+e $ro" the Fo(rth Circle o$ Hell, the *lace !here the "isers an) the s.(an)erers roll h(#e stones a#ainst one another, then t(rn aro(n) an) roll the stones the other !a- aro(n) the rin# (ntil the- "eet at the other si)e a#ain, bac an) $orth $or all eternit-& The *lace !here -o( sli**e), an) -o(r stone *l(n#e) a hole into the si)e o$ the 6it, the hole thro(#h !hich -o( $le) bac into the Real" o$ the 'i+in#& Yes, I no! -o(r stor-, Ale,i& A'E/I 22 3Fri#htene)4 6lease, -o( "(st hel* "e& EDWIN Yo( can1t sta- here& 3Behin) EDWIN, SCARMI0'IONE stan)s& EDWIN !hirls to con$ront hi"&4 EDWIN B(t -o( !on1t ha+e hi", eitherA SCARMI0'IONE Yo( ob+io(sl- )on1t no! !ho I a"& EDWIN I no! e,actl- !hat -o( are& Yo( are the )e"on, Scar"i#lione, s(""one) $ro" the Ei#hth Circle to retrie+e this so(l& SCARMI0'IONE Then -o( no! !hat "(st be )one& EDWIN I sense no e+il in this "an& 'ea+e hi" #o& SCARMI0'IONE Yo(r senses )o not concern "e& I a" co""an)e)& 3SCARMI0'IONE raises his han)s, an) the ca$e t(rns into a te"*est& 'i#hts $lash an) th(n)er crashes& A$ter se+eral secon)s, EDWIN "erel- sna*s his $in#ers an) it all en)s&4 SCARMI0'IONE That !as terribl- i"*ressi+e& EDWIN Than -o(& SCARMI0'IONE Ho!e+er, I a" a$rai) it chan#es nothin#& 3SCARMI0'IONE *oints o$$sta#e& A bloo)%re) li#ht see*s in $ro" the !in#s& Wails can be hear)& E+er-bo)- on sta#e loos into the li#ht !ith horror&4 SCARMI0'IONE Co"e, Ale,i& The Ab-ss a!aits& EDWIN Yo( !on1t ha+e hi"& SCARMI0'IONE Hell "a- not be )e$ie)& EDWIN We shall see& 3SCARMI0'IONE loses an- cl(e o$ co"*os(re& He snarls, #lo!ers, leers, circles aro(n) EDWIN&4 23 SCARMI0'IONE Yes, !e shall in)ee) seeA We shall see !hat "ortal co(ra#e loos lie !hen its l(n#s are rent thro(#h its ribca#eA We shall see the bol) colors an) taste the rare s!eetness o$ a hero1s s*ineA We shall seeA 3SCARMI0'IONE reaches the *())le o$ co$$ee that EDWIN s*ille) on the $loor earlier& He sli*s, hits his hea), an) is noce) (nconscio(s& E+er-bo)- is st(nne) $or se+eral secon)s&4 A'AN Wo!, he1s o(t col)& EDWIN Yes& 0i+e "e a han) !o(l) -o(: 3A'AN an) EDWIN tr- to li$t the )e"on, b(t he is "(ch hea+ier than he loos& RAY r(shes to hel*, an) the three li$t SCARMI0'IONE, carr- hi" to the *ortal, an) toss hi" in& A'E/I a**roaches EDWIN&4 A'E/I Than -o(&&&than -o(& EDWIN Yo( are not a sa$e "an, Ale,i& Others !ill co"e& An) soon& Yo( can1t sta- here& B(t I can #i+e -o( this& 3EDWIN *oints into the li#ht& It t(rns bl(e&4 EDWIN The #ates o$ Hea+en are barre) to all b(t the Worth-& The *ortal no! lea)s to the $oot o$ Mo(nt 6(r#ator-& Yo( can *lea) -o(r case there& The- "i#ht tae *it- on -o(& The- "i#ht not& B(t it is a chance, !hich is "ore than !hat -o( ha) be$ore& A'E/I 3Bissin# EDWIN1S han)4 Than -o(, Sir& I shall ne+er $or#et -o(& EDWIN No& Not $or a !hile, at least& A'E/I Ho! can I e+er re*a- -o(: EDWIN Mae thin#s better $or -o(rsel$& 3A'E/I s"iles& He !ins at MARCY an) then "arches o$$sta#e, into the li#ht& EDWIN *oints at the li#ht, an) it )isa**ears& A'AN a**roaches EDWIN&4 A'AN Yo(1re all ri#ht, Dr& B& EDWIN Yo( )o the best -o( can, Alan, !hate+er it is, an) ho*e it1s eno(#h& 6AN E+er-bo)- !ants to be a #o)& 24 3EDWIN s*ins& 6AN *oints at hi"& There is an e,*losion, an) the li#hts #o o(t "o"entaril-& When the- co"e bac (*, EDWIN is #one, *erha*s in the *ro+erbial *($$ o$ s"oe& A#ain, e+er-bo)- is st(nne) into silence& 6AN sla*s t!o )ollars on the co(nter&4 6AN Thans $or the ca**(ccino& Bee* the chan#e& 36AN trots to!ar) the e,it (no**ose)& A'AN reco+ers&4 A'AN Oh, "anA What )i) -o( ha+e to )o that $or: 6AN 3Sto*s, t(rns to $ace A'AN, shr(#s4 Not eno(#h e-s to the e,ec(ti+e !ashroo"& 3E,its4 3There is a $(rther, st(nne) *a(se as e+er-bo)- stares at the s*ot !here EDWIN !as stan)in#& The la+ator- )oor s.(eas o*en, an) EDWIN cree*s o(t in the soot- con)ition his !as in at the be#innin#&4 EDWIN Is he #one: 3Nobo)- ans!ers& EDWIN scans the roo", )eci)es it1s sa$e, an) crosses to his seat at the co(nter&4 EDWIN Yo( can "o* (* that co$$ee no!, Alan& 3Writin#4 One h(n)re) an) $i+e c(*s 'i"ite) abilit- to tra+el into the *ast& 3The ca$e ret(rns to its noisiness& A'AN ret(rns behin) the co(nter& 6resentl-, RAY a**roaches the co(nter !ith a bill an) so"e "one-&4 RAY E,c(se "e, I1) lie to tae care o$ this& A'AN Certainl-& 3Main# chan#e4 So tell "e, !hat )o -o( *lan to )o !ith -o(rsel$: RAY I )on1t no!& A$ter s*en)in# so lon# chasin# a$ter #hosts, it $eels in) o$ e"*t- !itho(t so"ethin# to chase a$ter& I #(ess I1ll ;(st s*en) "- ti"e $i#(rin# o(t !ho I a", or "a-be !ho I !ant to be& 3S"iles at EDWIN !ho s"iles bac ner+o(sl-4 B- the !a-, this sort o$ thin# )oesn1t ha**en e+er- ni#ht, )oes it: A'AN No& RAY 36a(se4 Sha"e& 3Attention shi$ts to ROBERT an) 2ENNIFER&4 ROBERT 2enni$er, there1s so"ethin# -o( sho(l) no!& 25 2ENNIFER Yes: ROBERT Yo( no! ho! st(bborn I can be so"eti"es, an) I !as )eter"ine) not to let the loss o$ -o( a$$ect "e& So&&&& 2ENNIFER So: ROBERT I )i)n1t co"e bac on the thirtieth anni+ersar-& I hel) o(t $or the thirt-%$irst& 2ENNIFER 3Thinin#4 Yo( "ean, !hen !e #o bac, I1ll ha+e to !ait a !hole -ear be$ore -o( e+en no! abo(t this: ROBERT I1" a$rai) so& I )on1t see an- other !a-& 2ENNIFER 3Wr-l-4 Yo( co(l) #o bac !ith "e& ROBERT Yo( "ean #o to CDCC instea) o$ CDCE: Where !o(l) I slee*: The other "e !o(l) be li+in# in "- a*art"ent $or a -ear& 2ENNIFER Yo( co(l) "o+e in !ith "e& It1) be cra"*e) an) s"all, lie the ol) )a-s& ROBERT The ol) )a-s& 2ENNIFER Or !e co(l) ;(st sta- here& ROBERT Here: FGGC: 2ENNIFER Yo( )o re"e"ber FGGC, )on1t -o(, )ear: ROBERT S(re, I re"e"ber it& Yo( co(l) still #o ei#ht- "iles an ho(r beca(se the cars still (se) real #asoline& An) there !ere still a $e! #oo) ban)s aro(n) that (se) a li+e )r(""er& 2ENNIFER The *oll(tion, the star+ation, the 0reenho(se E$$ect, the R(ssian Co(*, AIDS&&&& ROBERT The *eace riots& 2ENNIFER The abortion riots& 26 ROBERT The 0(ns Hn Roses riots& 2ENNIFER It !as a cl("sier ti"e, !asn1t it, Robert: ROBERT The *er$ect ti"e to $all in lo+e& 3The $oc(s o$ attention shi$ts to MARCY, !ho #ets (* an) a**roaches EDWIN $ro" behin)& She ta*s his sho(l)er, an) he starts&4 MARCY I1" sorr-& I )i)n1t "ean to $ri#hten -o(& EDWIN That1s&&&that1s oa-& MARCY I ;(st !ante) to as i$ -o( "eant all those thin#s -o( sai) abo(t "e& EDWIN All those thin#s: MARCY When -o( s*oe abo(t "- *roble"& EDWIN Oh& Yeah, I&&&I #(ess so& I "ean, -es& MARCY Wo(l) -o( lie to sit an) tal $or a!hile: I$ -o(1re not b(s-: EDWIN Tal: S(re, that !o(l) be&&&be nice& Co(l) -o( e,c(se "e $or a "o"ent: I1ll be ri#ht there& MARCY 3S"ilin#4 S(re& 3MARCY ret(rns to her table& EDWIN $ranticall- t(rns to A'AN, !ho is #rinnin#&4 EDWIN Alan, !hat a" I #oin# to )o: A'AN I$ I !ere -o(, I1) tal to the la)-& EDWIN That1s ;(st itA I can1tA A'AN Yo( )i) a #oo) ;ob be$ore& EDWIN I ha) a h(n)re) an) $i+e c(*s o$ es*resso in "e be$oreA It1s all #one no!A I1" 27 ;(st "-sel$A A'AN A ca$$eine r(sh )i)n1t sa- all those thin#s& All o$ that ca"e $ro" -o(& That1s !hat Marc- sees in -o(& Not a #(- !ho !restles )e"ons, ;(st a #(- !ho cares& EDWIN Yo( thin so: A'AN S(re& It1s lie -o( sai), Dr& B, <Yo(1ll ne+er $in) the )rea" (ntil -o( sto* looin# $or it an) start bein# it&= EDWIN I reall- sai) that, )i)n1t I: A'AN Yo( s(re as hell )i)& EDWIN Thans, Alan& I )on1t s(**ose -o( co(l) brin# t!o c(*s o$ co$$ee aro(n) to o(r table, co(l) -o(: A'AN S(re& It1s on the ho(se& EDWIN Thans a#ain& 30ets (*, sto*s4 Better "ae it )e%ca$& END 28