1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. ) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. !) "e must polish the #olish furniture. $) %e could lead if he would get the lead out. &) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. ') (ince there is no time li)e the present* he thought it was time to present the present. +) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. ,) "hen shot at* the do-e do-e into the bushes. 1.) / did not ob0ect to the ob0ect. 11) The insurance was in-alid for the in-alid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 1) They were too close to the door to close it. 1!) The buc) does funny things when the does are present. 1$) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 1&) To help with planting* the farmer taught his sow to sow. 1') The wind was too strong to wind the sail 1+) After a number of in0ections my 0aw got number. 1,) 1pon seeing the tear in the painting / shed a tear. 2.) / had to sub0ect the sub0ect to a series of tests. 21) %ow can / intimate this to my most intimate friend2 223 / want it to be on record that / will record my Record. (weetmeats are candies while sweetbreads* which aren4t sweet* are meat.
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