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freebird
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posted February 17, 2006 01:33 AM
Divine : My favorite ones are Aries and Cancer. It makes perfect
sense to me.
The others are great too. I am waiting for next ones and going to read
the Leo one.
You are Scorpio Sun. what about moon and merc. Just wondering
how did you capture so well.
I think your thread need a *bump*
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Divine Goddess
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posted February 17, 2006 08:18 AM
Hey Freebird.. to answer your question .. my moon is aquarius..and
my moon is aquarius and my merc is sag
And for the rest of you all...Here's Virgo:
SCENE: THE GIRLS ARE AT MAGNOLIA BAKERY IN THE WEST
VILLAGE INDULGING ON DELICIOUS CUPCAKES, WHILE
DISCUSSING THE SIGN OF VIRGO
CARRIE:
(Voiceover)
After watching a spot on the History Channel about Mythological
Archetypes in Astrology, I finally understood why Virgo is different
from Gemini, despite being ruled by the same planet, Mercury. In
ancient Greece/Rome, the planet Mercury was also represented by
the deities Hermes/Mercury. The strangest thing is, the planet, as well
as the deities are both hermaphrodites. They are a blend of both
forces of masculine and feminine energies that are then split between
Gemini and Virgo. While Gemini inherits the more traditionally
masculine qualities of lying, cheating, deception, mischief, and
smooth talking; Virgo on the other hand inherited the more
traditionally feminine qualities of nitpicker, nag, idle conversation
and worry-wart.
Mercury being naturally naughty and mischievously breezy flows ever
so smoothly in Gemini, as Gemini is a sign of Air. However, in Virgo,
Mercurys mischievous, lighthearted nature is trapped in Earth, where
it becomes critical and irritable. So you see, even if Virgos like or
want to be as unstructured as cousin Gemini, their feet are stuck
firmly in the ground, and hence they get left with irritable bowel
syndrome. Virgos sweat the small stuff. These folks are compelled to
heal the sick, save the sinful, and correct everyone elses spelling.
They dispense unsolicited advise with all the authority of a second
grade teacher, with about as much insight.
SAMANTHA:
Did you know its a Virgos karmic mission to give the greatest head
ever?
CHARLOTTE:
(Almost choking on her cupcake)
What?
MIRANDA:
What makes you say that?
SAMANTHA:
Well, Virgo is said to rule the astrological house of Service. That
means every Virgo does things only to serve others. Just like Leo
doesnt give head, as he considers himself a royal and only should
receive head, Virgo being the traditional doormat of the zodiac, after
Pisces of course, obliges willingly, sacrificing their own pleasures in
order to Serve those who are higher. Just look at Madonna and Guy
Ritchie. He probably goes down on her Leo p*ssy for hours after
hours, just because he thinks shes royalty.
MIRANDA:
Well, at least they know one good use of that mouth of theirs.
Otherwise they just ***** and complain. And Madonna would need to
keep his mouth busy to avoid hearing what he thought of her
performance in Swept Away.
CARRIE:
And conveniently forgetting the fact that he was the one who directed
the damn movie. Despite Virgo being a feminine sign, and the only
sign in the entire zodiac represented by a woman, the men have an
extremely chauvinistic side to them. Along with being anal, subjective,
self-absorbed fussbudget who is critical, sanctimonious, and cheap.
CHARLOTTE:
Virgos arent cheap! They just believe in smart economizing. And
they are only critical because they really want to help people.
MIRANDA:
Wake up and smell the java sweetie, Virgos are only critical because
they wanna cover up their own imperfections. They are the least likely
to admit a mistake. And if you do manage to prove one of them
wrong, which is rare but a sweet moment of silent victory for you, he
will say something like, Oh, I didnt realize that. Well, that changes the
whole perspective now, if you had only explained that to me in the
beginning Typical Virgo, turning the blame over to you.
CARRIE:
Being born with the nothings-ever-good-enough gene has made
them unable to relax and enjoy lifes surprises. And speaking of
chauvinism, he is a classic case. Dismissing what he doesnt believe,
and believing only whats convenient to his point of view.
SAMANTHA:
His one talent for conversation is a nonstop string of criticisms about
every facet of your existence, from the way you wear your hair to your
coupon-clipping ability. And he wont hesitate to insult your
intelligence by demonstrating just how to accomplish either task.
CHARLOTTE:
But I always thought that Virgos are faithful, thoughtful, and cool-
headed during a crisis. A man who will be home in time for dinner, to
help you balance the checkbook, and raise the children.
SAMANTHA:
Honey, either you think all Virgos are Boy Scouts, or youre stuck in
the fifties.
MIRANDA:
I had this one client who was desperate to divorce her Virgo husband.
When I asked why? She became livid stating that his predictability
gave her sleeping sickness. He used to expect dinner promptly at six,
where the two of them would exchange news of the days events.
Then he used to spend an hour with the kids, whom he trained like
puppies to go to bed at eight.
CARRIE:
(Sarcastically)
Sounds exciting.
MIRANDA:
Wait till you hear the rest. Apparently after the kids went to bed, he
would spend an exact hour sermonizing her about how she could
improve her housekeeping abilities. And finally he would retire to his
home office where he spent the rest of the evening mumbling over the
bills or developing another plan for her self-improvement.
CHARLOTTE:
Ive noticed the mumbling and grumbling. Why do they do that?
CARRIE:
Plain and simple honey. They are plain nuts.
MIRANDA:
Couldnt have said it better. Their characters are purely idiosyncratic.
CARRIE:
Every Virgo has his own peculiar thought process and just as peculiar
speech pattern. Many self-made Virgo millionaires (they are always
self made) are unable to utter a sensible statement.
MIRANDA:
Although dont be under the impression that you can outwit them.
Argue with one, and hell stare at you as if youve just lost your mind,
for he cant believe you dared to disagree. Then he would repeat,
word by word, the conversation, question, or disagreement that led
you to throw the toaster at his head. Soon, you will feel as if ants were
crawling through your brain and will apologize to shut him up.
SAMANTHA:
And if you want romance and love songs Charlotte, choose any other
sign (except Capricorn), because you wont find it with this OCD
perfectionist. Serve him dinner by candlelight and hell complain he
cant see what hes eating. Plus since they are cleanliness freaks, they
would insist on inspecting the plates and cutlery they eat out of.
MIRANDA:
Speaking of Cleanliness freaks. Remember the shower of shame
guy? He was a Virgo.
CARRIE:
Well, at least you had the satisfaction of knowing you are dirty enough
for a Virgo sweetie.
MIRANDA:
You wish, plus a Virgo is a champ at faking an illness. Even though he
does get weird stomach aches often, the fact that hes pretending to
be ill, and he knows you know it, makes no difference. A Virgo will
feign anything from a headache to a heart attack if he feels cornered.
SAMANTHA:
Thats only because hes as loath to confront a situation as he dears
facing any unpleasantries about himself. Of course, he will expect you
to rush to his side with chicken soup and spoon-feed him. If he cant
control you with his superiority, hell try to by appearing helpless.
CARRIE:
Like that guy in Little Britain, who keeps pretending to be disabled,
making his Pisces caretaker run around and cater to his every bitter
whim and fancy, only to be ostracized over and over by his acerbic
mercury tongue.
CHARLOTTE:
But all Virgos cant be the same. I mean sure they must have similar
qualities and all, but they just all cant be the same. Can they?
CARRIE:
Thats true sweetie. There are actually four types of Virgos.
CHARLOTTE:
Really?
SAMANTHA:
Of course sweetie. There are Hypercritical Virgins, Hypochondriac
Virgins, Freaked Out Virgins, and Romantically-Challenged Virgins.
MIRANDA:
The Hypercritical Virgins are the perfectionist nitpicker variety.
However, most of their criticism is self directed. When they feel
theyve failed to live up to the exacting personal standards, theyve set
for themselves. Then they turn their critical eye outward.
CARRIE:
The best way to deal with them is to listen patiently, even if you have
to fake it. And throw in a praise occasionally. A little praise works
wonders on them.
SAMANTHA:
Hypochondriac Virgin can really test the inner Florence Nightingale
within you. Part of the care and feeding of these Virgins includes
dealing with an occasional bout of psychosomatic stomach flu,
allergies, or headaches. These Virgos realize they make themselves
sick, but still cant help feeling ill. Remember they fake it to avoid
confrontation.
CARRIE:
For those kinds you gotta stock up on health foods and vitamins, with
aroma therapy oils and all that.
MIRANDA:
All Virgos are slightly compulsive-obsessive, the Freaked-Out
Virgins are the ones that appear truly clinical cases. These Virgos
have so much Mercurial energy coursing through their brains that they
constantly assess, process, and judge what to improve and what to
pass by every walking moment.
SAMANTHA:
This makes them absentminded with respect to mundane chores.
Their inner critic rears its ugly head at the most inopportune times,
like when youre just about to board your flight for Hawaii, and they
worry that theyve forgotten to turn off the iron, or lock the front door.
CARRIE:
A little reassurance goes a long way with these Virgos. Just tell yours
that you are positive everything was fine when you left and dont let
them postpone your vacation to rush home and rattle the door.
CHARLOTTE:
And the final type?
SAMANTHA:
The Romantically-Challenged Virgins? Honey first of all, these Virgins
are not virginal in the biblical sense. Neither are they sexless,
clueless, or cold-hearted. They do not prefer reading books to getting
laid (Aquarius) and dont really post love making schedules on the
back of the closet door. Well, most dont.
CHARLOTTE:
(Not able to understand)
Huh?
CARRIE:
Well, Virgos build trust very slowly, and without trust you have no
chance of winning their hart. After you are happily settled into a
serious relationship, you can keep the romance alive quite nicely.
MIRANDA:
Yeah, just be patient and remember that they are creatures of habbit.
SAMANTHA:
So dont try for a quickie on the kitchen table, unless youve managed
to incorporate it into one of the acceptable places your Virgin will
surrender.
CARRIE:
Keep your body fit and your mind alert. This guy gets turned on by
intellectual talks and hates surprises.
CHARLOTTE:
But why even bother? I mean why a woman should have to endure so
much criticism and be subjected to constant chauvinism is way
beyond me.
SAMANTHA:
Oh sweetie, didnt you hear the whole thing about them giving killer
head.
CHARLOTTE:
Yeah, but would you do all that just for a guy who gave good head. I
mean sure I tried to have a relationship with Mr. Pussy, but it didnt
work. So why stick around for a Virgo?
SAMANTHA:
The whole giving of killer head also has a deeper meaning honey.
Remember, all Virgos are Service oriented. What they lack in overt
romance they make up in devotion to keeping your home ordered,
your checkbook balanced, and nutritious meals prepared.
CARRIE:
Virgo is a work-oriented sign, and that includes spending a great deal
of time and effort making your relationship work. If youre looking for a
blatant romantic, you will be surely disappointed. But if you are
looking for a faithful partner who is truly concerned about your health
and home life, you couldnt ask for much better.
MIRANDA:
Virgos are programmed to serve. He truly wants to be your partner
and helpmate. Trust me, only a Virgo can say the word helpmate and
not sound ridiculous. Plus with their hypochondria, they take that part
of in sickness and in health very seriously. They are the absolute
best at nursing you back to health whether youve got the flu or a
major illness.
SAMANTHA:
And they do it willingly and pure-heartedly. Unlike Cancers who use it
as an excuse to manipulate you to do things their way, as well as,
take your illness as a reason to get therapy. Just look at Madonna,
despite breaking god knows how many bones, shes looking fabulous
and better than ever in such a short time. Its all because of Virgo Guy
Ritchies patient attentive care.
CHARLOTTE:
I guess thats not a bad prospect then. But one has to have the
patience of a saint to deal with them.
CARRIE:
Patience is the key word. Remember, they value trust the most, and
building trust takes time. But once you win it, theyre yours.
SAMANTHA:
Patience is also the keyword when dealing with their sexual side.
Stress acts like a cold shower on a Virgo. You just need to help yours
feel like everything is under control, or at least fixable before he will
even think about a romp under the covers. This is why spontaneous
sex on the sofa while the laundry is waiting to be folded is better left to
a Gemini.
CHARLOTTE:
Well, thats not a bad thing. At least it shows they are responsible.
SAMANTHA:
And Virgos are as hot as any other sign. They are also just as
hedonistic, but have to work up any sort of spontaneous combustion
to get them going. They love to and want to talk about, learn about,
and test a variety of positions first, after building up the trust factor
with you, he will discover his or her own libido and lust factor. And
hold onto the bedpost when that happens. Did I mention they can go
down on you for hours at a stretch?
SCENE: CARRIES APPARTMENTCARRIE IS TYPING ON HER
LAPTOP
CARRIE:
(Voiceover)
It's hard to understand why Virginians are sometimes called selfish,
since they usually find more satisfaction in serving others than in
satisfying their own personal ambition. The selfish label probably
arises from the Virgo ability to say "no" and really mean it. He gives
freely of his time and energy, but he won't go beyond the point of
reasonableness. When demands become excessive, Virgo will balk
and make his objections quiet clear, perhaps too clear. As much as
he loves to point out the flaws of others, he fiercely resents open
criticism of his own mistakes. When a Virgo makes an error, which
will be rare, point it out tactfully if you want to keep his friendship.
Virgos like cats, birds and small, helpless creatures. They also like
truth, punctuality, economy, prudence and discreet selectivity. They
hate gushy sentiment, dirt, vulgarity, slop-piness and idleness. Theirs
is a practical nature, with excessive discrimination-the true
individualists, whose keen perception keeps their desires clear of
muddy, wishful thinking. A fresh breeze blows through the dream of a
Virgo, sweeping it free of wisps of wild, inaccurate fancies. Once he's
learned to master life's complicated details, instead of letting details
master him, he can shape his own destiny with more certainty than
any other Sun sign.
Cool green jade and pure platinum complement him and bring him
luck. But Virginian good fortune is always followed by five kinds of
loneliness, and duty's clarion call is never still within these gentle
hearts. Don't forget that the shy, wistful smile of Virgo hides a secret
or two. Both the quicksilver of Mercury and the distant thunder of
Vulcan run through his quiet blood, as he dresses in his favorite
colors of gray, beige, navy blue, all shades of green and stark white.
Underneath his serious manner lies the alluring aura of the Virgin-
purity of thought and purpose, symbolized by the Virgo hyacinth. Once
you've known the fragrance of this Easter flower, you're never quite
free of its spell. It returns each spring to haunt the memory. Virgo has
its own, secret way of making the heart remember.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Lemme know what you all think
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Superstition is to religion what astronomy is to astrology: the mad
daughter of a wise mother
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Betelgeuse
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Posts: 33
From: Engl and
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posted February 17, 2006 09:28 AM
Don't worry about it DG Your mistake was a good one - it gave me
some nice contemplations about being a dad one day hehe
And carry on the good work! I'm not a fan of sex and the city at all, it
makes me cringe! lol But its a testament to your talent that you have
impressed a 'non-fan' so much with your writing ability It really is
excellent and I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them all!
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1scorp
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posted February 17, 2006 09:38 AM
"Just like Leo doesnt give head, as he considers himself a royal and
only should receive head,"
Is this true?
_________________________________________
Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury, and uranus
Libra moon, pluto, and asc.
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divinia
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posted February 17, 2006 10:48 AM
Dear Divine Goddess:
I really love all of your fictionalizations so far. They are quite on the
mark! Also, I appreciated reading the distinctions between Gemini
and Virgo. I do kind of subscribe to the Classical Astrology view of
two signs for each planet (excepting the luminaries) and this
explained the differences of element and polarity very well. Please
keep up the good work!
P.S. I'm so excited...my man's next!!
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Sincerely,
divinia
What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? -- Jean-
Jacques Rousseau
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AcousticGod
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From: Pl easanton, CA
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posted February 17, 2006 01:27 PM
quote:
They hate gushy sentiment, dirt, vulgarity, slop-piness and
idleness.
Virgo? Well, they can be quite vulgar in their language, and isn't
chauvinism vulgar?
Capricorns not write/sing love songs? Tell that to Elvis! Actually, it's
true that I'll write love songs, but I'd probably be hesitant to perform
them for a lover.
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sxycrzykewl221
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posted February 17, 2006 03:04 PM
this triple leo sun, moon, merc.....loves giving and recieving.....off the
mark on that one.....but these are very funny......except gemini didnt
amuse me so much, maybe because i live with one and dont find it
amusing at times!!!!!!!!
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mysticme74
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posted February 17, 2006 04:11 PM
Divine Goddess,
These are brilliant!!!!
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libra sun/ pisces moon/ aries rising
"what's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?"
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ariestiger
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posted February 17, 2006 05:10 PM
I've never seen "Sex and the City"...didn't realise there was so much
cussing but these descriptions are spot-on.
AT
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Divine Goddess
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posted February 18, 2006 02:34 AM
Hey All
Thank you all so much for all your lovely words and responses. It really
feels nice to know that my lil parody has been liked by you all.
*~*~*~*~*
Beetleguese... i saw your pic on one of the topics in the Free for all
forum...you're cute.
*~*~*~*~*
Like i mentioned earlier... my writings are inspired by Hazel Dixon
Cooper's,"Born on a Rotten Day" and "Love on a Rotten Day"... so in
honoring the second work, as well as sex and the city... I've made a
piece where Carrie writes in her paper a special column..dealing with
compatibility between the stars. The interpretations are directly taken
from the book "Love on a Rotten Day"... but the celeb examples are
thought up by me..and the quotes with each sign is from Sex and the
City
Hope you like them
THE NEW YORK STAR PRESENTS
FATAL ATTRACTIONS PART ONE:-
A SUN SIGN BASES PERSONAL AD STYLE COMPATIBLITY
GUIDE FOR THE TWISTED
WRITTEN AND RESEARCHED BY OUR BELOVED CARRIE
BRADSHAW
ARIES:-
Honey, my v*gina waits for no man.
ARIES/ARIES: - Crazed but well-meaning egomaniac seeks pushy,
competitive partner for wild sex and daily scream fests. Bring own
dishes to throw. (Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick)
ARIES/TAURUS: - Self-serving, rugged individualist who cant cook
seeks inert, stodgy gourmand with chocolate fetish for kitchen-table
sex. Bring own wok. (Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn)
ARIES/GEMINI: - Immature, but cute, spendthrift seeks angst-ridden
partner with teenage mentality and good credit for merry-go-round
lifestyle and frequent fornication. (Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny)
ARIES/CANCER: - Overconfident, perpetual babe-in-arms with
excessively broken heart seeks egoless smarmy type to blame,
whine at, and harass. (Mariah Carey and Tommy Mottola)
ARIES/LEO: Hot-to-trot sexual firebrand seeks arrogant party-hound
with dramatic flair to barrel through life shouting orders at the ignorant
masses. Fabulous sex! Forever love! (Jennifer Garner and Ben
Affleck)
ARIES/VIRGO: - Multiple-orgasm champ with giant ego seeks
sagacious, reticent complainer for the one-night relationship from hell.
(Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams)
ARIES/LIBRA: - Long-suffering hothead, always right, especially when
wrong, seeks vain, supercilious underachiever for great sex and
shallow-but-meaningful relationship. (Clyde and Bonnie)
ARIES/SCORPIO: - Hopeless romantic loser seeks jealous,
obsessive game player for over-the-top sex and underhanded
emotional maneuvers. If you quit snarling, Ill try not to yell. (Dennis
Quaid and Meg Ryan)
ARIES/SAGITTARIUS: - Fun-loving hedonistic chatterbox seeks
loquacious bore with clown feet for exuberant sex and can-you-top-
this game playing. (K-Fed and Britney Spears)
ARIES/CAPRICORN: - Impetuous fly-by-night, used to instant
gratification, seeks responsible drudge with cold cash and a heart to
match for mutual head butting and brutally honest talks. (Jayne
Mansfield and Mickey Hargitay)
ARIES/AQUARIUS: - Serious sex machine with own toys seeks
perverse-but-harmless space case for a little tomfoolery and lots of
insincere flattery. (Vaughnniston)
ARIES/PISCES: - Fearless Leader type with savior complex seeks
timid, substance-abusing loser to reform, dominate, and stalk. (Sarah
Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.)
*~*~*~*~*
TAURUS
Anything else around here need milking?
TAURUS/ARIES: - Shy, boring grouch with raging hormonal surplus
seeks impetuous, optimistic hedonist to frustrate, fight, and forget.
Lets lock horns baby! (Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman)
TAURUS/TAURUS: - Stable stick-in-the-mud who loves food, sex,
and money seeks same, for long-term relationship full of cannelloni,
canoodling, and coin wrapping. (George Clooney and Renee
Zellwegger)
TAURUS/GEMINI: - Judgmental, homeostatic pessimist seeks
reform-school dropout with attitude to whip into shape. Bring own
whip. (Melania Knauss and Donald Trump)
TAURUS/CANCER: - Stubborn-but-well-meaning parental figure
seeks unstable, reclusive disaster magnet to mother, smother, and
scold. (Royston Langdon and Liv Tyler)
TAURUS/LEO: - Jealous tyrant with short fuse and long memory
seeks arrogant tyrant with shorter fuse and no memory at all for
physical grappling and verbal duel to the death. (Sleeping Beauty and
Prince Phillip)
TAURUS/VIRGO: - Quiet-but-determined routine-loving
hypochondriac seeks quiet-but-constant critic to clean house and help
judge the lesser folk. Conservative, but sensual, sex included. (Homer
and Marge Simpson)
TAURUS/LIBRA: - Resolute, sober stay-at-home seeks flippant,
irresponsible liar to share the Venusian love of excess. Short-term
titillation, long-term suffering. (Aidan Shaw and Carrie Bradshaw)
TAURUS/SCORPIO: - Church deacon with mirrored ceiling and
unholy sexual appetite seeks depraved, willing cheater for secret
long-term affair. No talk. Park in back. Leave before sunrise. (Uma
Thurman and Ethan Hawke)
TAURUS/SAGITTARIUS: - Sermonizing, lazy stay-at-home who
prefers TV to real life seeks philosophizing gadabout with wandering
eye for mutual and mental anguish, terminal misunderstanding.
(Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal)
TAURUS/CAPRICORN: - Self-indulgent bore with well-stocked pantry
and lots of dough seeks extravagant social climber with Swiss Bank
account for romantic evenings by the checkbook, mind-bending
sexual marathons, and everlasting love. (Clark Kent and Lana Lang)
TAURUS/AQUARIUS: - Earthy, seductive animal with barnyard
manners and possessive nature seeks militant airhead who would
rather talk than screw for fleeting, yet memorably repugnant, affair.
(Cher and Sonny)
TAURUS/PISCES: - Sensual pleasure lover with both feet planted
firmly on the couch seeks guiless dreamer with sweet tooth for safe
sex, safe life, and cozy, albeit predictable love. (David Gest and Liza
Minnelli)
*~*~*~*~*
GEMINI
I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
GEMINI/ARIES: - Quizmaster of unceremonious nonsense with a
masters degree in carnal knowledge seeks subtle-as-a-crutch motor
mouth with hearty sexual appetite to share unbelievable sex and
stimulating pillow talk. (Annette Bening and Warren Beatty)
GEMINI/TAURUS: - Promiscuous schizophrenic with death-by-
boredom wish seeks possessive plodder with tired blood to screw,
confuse, dump and forget. (Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias)
GEMINI/GEMINI: - Chat-room junkie whos found Elvis seeks foot-
loose dandy with cell phone for witty verbal sparing, brilliant sexual
innuendos, and serious, committed one-night stand. (Marilyn Monroe
and JFK)
GEMINI/CANCER: - Superficial-but-darling flirt who lives for friends,
fun, and serial romancing seeks emotionally clingy recluse for
weekend relationship that will seem like two life times. (Nicole
Kidman and Tom Cruise)
GEMINI/LEO: - Future Pulitzer prize winner whos not shy about
success seeks glamorous **** -about-town for fun, games, serious
sex, and lifetime love fest. (Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton)
GEMINI/VIRGO: - Hyperactive, debate-team captain prone to snap
decisions and stretching the truth seeks deliberate, careful planner
with dustpan for a Guinness record-breaking shortest dinner date in
history. (Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant)
GEMINI/LIBRA: - Footloose rascal with multiple personalities, live-for-
today attitude, and expensive tastes seeks luxury-loving shopaholic
with an eye for style and a body for sin. Well hit the sheets, and the
white sales, together forever. (Jack Berger and Carrie Bradshaw)
GEMINI/SCORPIO: - Dueling tongue champ with penchant for
pushing the envelope seeks mysterious stranger with venomous
streak for mutual emotional assassination and super hot sex. (Giselle
Bundchen and Leo Di Caprio)
GEMINI/SAGITTARIUS: - Headstrong, loquacious party-hound who
loves dispensing advise seeks bombastic armchair philosopher for
marathon talk fest, no sex, and verbal duel-to-the-death (Brangelina)
GEMINI/CAPRICORN: - lovable cheat who burns both the checkbook
and mattress at both ends seeks stuffy conservative who secretly
craves adventure and sex games. Could be the start of a beautiful
friendship. (Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis)
GEMININ/AQUARIUS: - Jiggly, jumpy, jive-talking escape artist with
boundless energy seeks anything-goes wild child with frightnight hair
and kinky libido for endless fun, continuous surprises, and death-
cant-part-us love. (Heidi Klum and Seal)
GEMINI/PISCES: - Unstable airhead with checkered past and
questionable future seeks gullible escapist with no self-esteem for
rent money, gas money, and 2 a.m. quickies. (Fabrizio Moretti and
Drew Barrymore)
*~*~*~*~*
CANCER
My v*gina's depressed.
CANCER/ARIES: - Romance-novel savant with martyr complex
seeks kinky serial romancer for unbelievable sex and an unbearable
morning after. (Gabrielle and Xena)
CANCER/TAURUS: - Serious, possessive homebody, who cooks in
and out of bed, seeks serious, possessive protector who loves to eat.
True love and sensual sex guaranteed. (Michael Weatherly and
Jessica Alba)
CANCER/GEMINI: - Love-starved clinging vine with terminal
hangnails seeks self-serving hedonist with a rabbits idea of foreplay
and ability to inflict serious emotional damage upon an already
fractured ego. (Wendy and Peter Pan)
CANCER/CANCER: - Migraine-afflicted shut-in with Oedipus
complex seeks whining hypochondriac for shared passive-
aggressions and crisis-to-crisis lifestyle. First one to commit suicide
wins. (Charlotte York and Trey McDougal)
CANCER/LEO: - Shy-but-sensual housekeeper with French-maid
uniform seeks outlandishly brazen defender to serve, worship, and
stroke the right way. Perfect master/slave relationship, but guess who
is boss? (Nancy Walls and Steve Carrell)
CANCER/VIRGO: - Irritable, moody, and underhanded manipulator
seeks irritable, critical, and perpetually ****** -off partner for great sex
and true affection. True love might take too much effort. (Sophia Bush
and Chad Michael Murray)
CANCER/LIBRA: - Woebegone sacrificial lamb with masochistic
streak seeks vain, flippant lover with altar and willing attitude (Pamela
Anderson and Tommy Lee)
CANCER/SCORPIO: - Professional martyr with own sackcloth and
ashes seeks sinfully sexual partner whose taste for meaningless
vengeance titillates and helps perfect victim act. (Jessica Simpson
and Nick Lachey)
CANCER/SAGITTARIUS: - Travel-phobic, sidestepping, double-
shuffler who mumbles seeks brutally honest loudmouth with life-time
airline miles for interesting but hopeless romance (Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes)
CANCER/CAPRICORN: - Emotionally-infantile-but-sweet
hypochondriac, whos prone to panic attacks and death fantasies,
seeks a no-nonsense parental figure into domination, subjugation,
and humiliation. Cool sex. Convenience-store romance. (Lindsay
Lohan and Jared Leto)
CANCER/AQUARIUS: - Collector of useless trinkets with seriously
impaired relationship judgment seeks mad-scientist type with own lab
for terminal misunderstandings and sex that could chill a penguin.
(Dharma and Greg)
CANCER/PISCES: - Smothering caregiver with flair for the mundane,
and award-winning chicken soup recipes, seeks deluded neer-do-
well with big dreams to wet nurse, cover for, support, and love. (June
Carter and Johnny Cash)
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LEO
Hello, 911. I'm on fire.
LEO/ARIES: - Sun-and-fun-loving wildcat seeks enthusiastic,
adventurous partner for spontaneously combustible sex, serious
jostling for command, fantastic fights, and true love. (Al Gore and
Tipper Gore)
LEO/TAURUS: - Good-humored jungle jive cat with no credit and
wandering eye seeks humorless couch potato with fat savings
account and maniacal jealous streak for the affair from hell. (Scully
and Mulder The X Files)
LEO/GEMINI: - Party animal with flair for fearless fornicating seeks
attractive-but-bad partner with talent for instant sexual gratification.
Fun, lust, and a laugh a minute guaranteed. (John Stamos and Paula
Abdul)
LEO/CANCER: - Born-to-lead and permanently on the make fun-lover
seeks born-to-boss, introverted cross-bearer for interesting but
frustrating one-night stand. Breakfast optional. (Mick Jagger and
Jerry Hall)
LEO/LEO: - Too-sexy-for-the-Universe primal being with dream of
world domination seeks same for the hottest sex this side of the
Sahara. Permanent partnership possible if we take turns being on
top. (Bennifer)
LEO/VIRGO: - Selfish spendthrift with supercharged sex life who
soaks car parts in the bathtub seeks germ-phobic stay-at-home who
lives in head for a few tense weeks and one hellatious breakup.
(Madonna and Guy Ritchie)
LEO/LIBRA: - Spoiled brat with teenage lust drive seeks romance
junkie with perpetual need to talk things over. Sizzling sex, so who
needs conversation? (Julian McMahon and Dannii Minogue)
LEO/SCORPIO: - Noble beast with no humility and phone book full of
friends seeks hot but emotionally oppressive cynic for jungle sex,
midnight revenge, and short-but-savage romance. (John Stamos and
Rebecca Romijn)
LEO/SAGITTARIUS: - HRH Look-at-Me with flair for exaggeration
and wild sense of adventure seeks court jester with endless supply of
one-liners and a beastly sexual appetite. All the worlds a stage. Lets
play! (Tarzan and Jane)
LEO/CAPRICORN: - Dominant life-of-the-party, whos generally good
natured and cooks between the sheets, seeks dominant overachiever
with Swiss bank account and hearty appetite and cold blooded lust.
Hot mating. Cold morning after. (Jackie Kennedy and Aristotle
Onassis)
LEO/AQUARIUS: - Compliment-crazy cupcake with flair for down-
home philosophy seeks sermonizing activist whos paranoid, anti-
everything, and cant dance for interesting but impossible evening. An
itch we cant scratch. (Samson and Delilah)
LEO/PISCES: - In-your-face feline with taste for tuna seeks sucker-
fish whose fins are permanently bent out of shape to feed on, fight
with, and screw over, and over, and over. (Tom Green and Drew
Barrymore)
*~*~*~*~*
VIRGO
I don't like having anything inserted in my an*s, even though it may
come as a surprise
VIRGO/ARIES: - Selfless, discriminating bookworm whos having
second thoughts about living for sense and order seeks rash, needy,
rake-about-town for one-night stand and reality check. (Andy Roddick
and Mandy Moore)
VIRGO/TAURUS: - Critical perfectionist tightwad with permanent
indigestion and compulsion to clean toilets seeks earthy homebody
who loves to eat, watch TV in bed, and have safe sex. True love
guaranteed. (Princess Fiona and Shrek)
VIRGO/GEMINI: - Fun-challenged nitpicker who would rather talk
about sex than do the deed seeks irrational chatterbox with string of
failed affairs to quiz, analyze, and drive bonkers. Actual sex optional.
(David Arquette and Courtney Cox)
VIRGO/CANCER: - Security-craving nervous Nellie with portable
pharmacopoeia seeks long-suffering martyr type to serve, spoon-
feed, and mother. Possible soul mates. (Pink and Carey Hart)
VIRGO/LEO: - Perfectly perfect person with neatly typed five-year-
plan seeks party magnet whose idea of organization means finding
the car keys for desperately incompatible, micromini friendship.
(Selma Hayek and Edward Norton)
VIRGO/VIRGO: - Methodical workaholic with permanent rash and no
cuticles seeks same for endless-but-polite criticizing, midnight
discussions on the advantages of buying in bulk, and absorbing
sexual exploration. Happiness guaranteed if you dont nitpick. (Major
Tony Nelson and Jeannie)
VIRGO/LIBRA: - Chronically anxious procrastinator with doctoral in
folk medicine who loves sex, home and regular bedtimes seeks
chronically vapid swinger with unequaled talent for dissipation for pre-
destined-to-doom affair. (Jada Pinkette and Will Smith)
VIRGO/SCORPIO: - Shy, caring, and seriously underestimated sex
toy who can balance the books and ring your chimes seeks surly-but-
sensitive power broker to seduce, surprise, and send to carnal
heaven. (Ryan Sutter and Trista Rehn The Bachelorette)
VIRGO/SAGITTARIUS: - Monogamous stay-at-home with talent for
small talk seeks long-winded, serial-affair champ to nitpick into the
next millennium. Just joking. This wont last through the appetizers.
(Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z)
VIRGO/CAPRICORN: - Neat freak with baby face and calculator brain
who loves large bank accounts seeks impeccable, coolly reserved
pro whos scaling the corporate ladder, for exceptional romance,
polite disagreements, and solid 24 karat gold future. (Ingrid Bergman
and Humphrey Bogart)
VIRGO/AQUARIUS: - Meticulous caregiver with sensible shoes and
attitude to match whos hooked on the niggling details seeks space
case with invisible friends, army boots, and cavalier attitude towards
sex for short romp in the hay. (Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards)
VIRGO/PISCES: - Routine-loving and well-organized coupon clipper
with need for security seeks slapdash romance addict with no money,
no job, and little future to mold, prod, and push towards success.
Glorious sex. Iffy morning after. (Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford)
*~*~*~*~*
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Divine Goddess
I've never seen Sex in the City but I do like the way you write!
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:bouncing: We are waiting for next ones.....
Amazing!! I still wondering what in your chart would make you so
good at capturing the charachters so nicely. Can you relate to
something Goddess?
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I love it
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loving it.... cant wait to see aqua!
Aries was funny.
They seem to like me.. i find their openness refreshing but the ego
needs a bigger house for all 3 of us! (aries male, their ego and me)
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hey there Divine Goodess!
i'm loving all of the scenes, can't wait for pisces and scorpio...
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"True love's path has never been soft"
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Hey All
Sorry for the delay
Here's Libra --- (I tried to be as fair as possible)
SCENE: THE GIRLS ARE ENJOYING AN ENTERTAINING
EVENING AT A VEGAS-THEMED LOUNGE AND BAR.
DISCUSSING THE SIGN OF LIBRA
CARRIE:
(Voiceover)
When John Gray thought of the title Men are from Mars, Women are
from Venus he probably wasnt thinking about the Libra Man. Like his
earthen counterpart Taurus, Libra is also co-ruled by Bad-Girl
goddess, Venus. However, just like Mercury went total skitzo on
Gemini and Virgo, Venus does a total 180 in her boy-toy sign of
Libra. In Taurus, Venus was the goddess of I-want-this and I-want-
that. In the sign of Libra, she becomes the goddess of, Im so pretty,
Oh so pretty. However, not so, Bright and witty as shed like to be.
Since Taurus is a sign of earth, it kinda blends Venus with some
practicality as well as some financial acumen to furnish the house with
numerous luxuries. In Libra, a sign of air, Venus becomes flaky and
flight, all good judgment goes out of the window, so what we get is
maxed out credit cards, a rolodex of plastic surgeons, and over-the-
top bling-bling. Not to mention mirrors placed on every empty wall of
the house.
MIRANDA:
Did you know, according to the Bible and other sources, Venus is
known as the Wh*re of the zodiac?
CHARLOTTE:
(Eyes widen with horror)
Miranda!
SAMANTHA:
No darling, thats me. But Libras a close second.
CARRIE:
Well, according to one of the Cosmo bedtime astrologers, Libra,
especially the men, are known to be the leading home wreckers of the
zodiac.
MIRANDA:
Well, I guess Lenny Bruce wasnt kidding when he joked that his
mother-in-law broke up his marriage because his wife came home
and found the two of them in bed.
CHARLOTTE:
Arent Libras supposed to be charming and ever willing to please?
With soft dimpled smiles that can make anyones day light up?
SAMANTHA:
Charming? More like smarmy if you ask me. Those smiles they keep
flashing are just over hyped smirks that they are born with.
CARRIE:
And as the old saying goes, Dimple on the chin, devil within.
MIRANDA:
Or in a Libras case, the Wh*re of Babylon within.
CHARLOTTE:
But astrologically, Libra is known as the sign of marriage. And its only
because those born under this sign feel out of balance without a
partner.
SAMANTHA:
The book you read failed to reveal that it doesnt have to be Libras
marriage to begin with. Partners of friends and relatives work just as
well for them.
CHARLOTTE:
I beg your pardon?
MIRANDA:
Shes right you know, Libras are relationship junkies who need
another body to feel complete, and anyone would do in a pinch.
CARRIE:
Thats why theyre known as the kings and queens of the backseat
quickie.
CHARLOTTE:
They are so not! Libras are said to be the romantics of the zodiac.
(The girls break into laughter)
SAMANTHA:
Honey, whats wrong with you? A Libras idea of romance is basically
wooing and charming his way into your pants. You may start thinking
of a future together after a couple of rounds of his polished sexual
prowess. However, to him, future is defined as until tomorrow
morning, when hell most likely forget your name before he finishes
flossing his dazzling white (almost always capped) teeth.
CARRIE:
Hes superficial. A Libra man prefers beauty to substance and
expects to be blindsided by the emotion of perfect love.
CHARLOTTE:
But I thought they love the sound of wedding bells ring?
MIRANDA:
Oh youll hear bells ring, but, after the honeymoon, those harmonious
chimes quickly turn into death knells. He doesnt want a real woman
who will jar him out of his escapist day-dreaming into a world of house
payments and crying children.
SAMANTHA:
He wants a Barbie Doll, to cook, clean, and look pretty 24/7 while
entertaining his endless procession of casual friends.
CHARLOTTE:
But all libras cant be so mean? Surely there are nicer ones?
CARRIE:
Well, at best, he would just be an indecisive bumbler whos so easily
distracted that hell get sidetracked into spending the day at the races
with a friend he just bumped into at the gourmet foods aisle, while
you an the kids wait for dinner.
MIRANDA:
Or hell come home empty-handed from the paint-store because he
couldnt decide which shade of yellow wouldnt make his thighs look
fat in the bathroom mirror.
CHARLOTTE:
Well he cant help being indecisive. Hes ruled by a pair of scales, he
needs to balance all his decisions with pros and cons.
SAMANTHA:
The only scales he has are those of a lizard. A lounge lizard.
MIRANDA:
The seventies should be renamed the Decade of Libra. Wizened
lotharios from this era still have their blue polyester leisure suits, gold
chains, pinkie rings, and original bottle of Hai Karate.
SAMANTHA:
The modern versions wear leather vests over bare chests and strut
like peacocks down the middle of the dance floor during the bands
break, hoping every eye is turned in his direction as he shakes his
sculpted bootie so the grooves of remixed disco hits of the seventies.
CHARLOTTE:
Well, Libra is the sign of debators. At least he can provide some
stimulating conversation.
CARRIE:
You wish honey. Libra is the (drag) queen of Small-Talk.
SAMANTHA:
Hes not into anger. Pick a fight with him, and youll get a half hearted
argument.
MIRANDA:
Usually, he will verbally dodge, sidestep, and try to distract you from
the original issue with all the nimbleness of a Capricorn skipping out
on his alimony payments.
SAMANTHA:
Contrary to venting his anger, he will drive you to vent yours.
CARRIE:
Plus they are famous for playing the If only game.
CHARLOTTE:
The what?
SAMANTHA:
The If only game is one of Libras many inherent talents, along
with finding 50 different ways of saying On the other hand
CHARLOTTE:
What exactly is the If only game?
MIRANDA:
Its a twisted play of words that make him seem like those
condescending aunties you meet in family reunions and weddings
that go, You have such beautiful eyes, If only youd loose some
weight, we might be able to see them or perhaps, Youre so kind-
hearted, If Only you had the common sense to match
CHARLOTTE:
(Eyes widen with horror)
They wouldnt dare!
SAMANTHA:
What do you expect honey. They are superficial. Even the sweetest
ones you find tend to equate style with substance.
MIRANDA:
And since they have also inherited Venus bed-hopping perspective
on romance, they tend to have secret affairs with people with whom
they wouldnt dare to be caught dead with in public.
CHARLOTTE:
Then why do they sleep with them in the first place?
SAMANTHA:
Thats because they are so vain that they rationalize that one night
with them would magically improve their miserable lot in life.
CARRIE:
They do long for a meaningful relationship. But anything less than
blind agreement from the one they love sends them to bed with the
nearest stranger.
MIRANDA:
They dont want a partner, they want a clone. Old Libra couples are
easy to spot because of their matching hairdos and regular use of
facelifts and botox.
CHARLOTTE:
Are you guys serious?
SAMANTHA:
As serious as a Scorpio.
CHARLOTTE:
Well, at least Libras arent as clingy as Cancers or Critical as Virgos.
MIRANDA:
No honey, theyre worse.
CHARLOTTE:
How can that be?
CARRIE:
Well, Libra believes in romance-by-osmosis. Like octopi, they affix at
least one part of themselves to a part of you whenever they are near.
He or she will think its so darn cute when they sit in your lap during
dinner and eat from the same folk.
CHARLOTTE:
But thats a sweet romantic gesture.
MIRANDA:
Only if youre an insecure Virgo or a clingy Cancer. Not if you are a
space-sparing Capricorn or a dont-touch-me-till-I-tell-you Scorpio.
SAMANTHA:
If one is after you, expect all that Venusian charm turned on at full
force. Libra comes all fair play and understanding. But bear this in
mind: Libras compromise only when its to their advantage.
CHARLOTTE:
No!
CARRIE:
Yes! They sulk if you dont accept them exactly as they are, but will
endlessly analyze you, finding fault with everything you eat, think, and
wear. Plus they expect you to adhere to the list of improvements they
carefully create for your benefit.
SAMANTHA:
Dont confuse this with a Virgos criticism. Virgos incessant
nitpicking is only motivated by the belief that they are actually helping
you. Libras measure themselves by the social acceptability of their
date. And since they hang around with anybody whod have them, this
is a moot point.
CHARLOTTE:
Well, they just like things and people to appear nice. Surely they have
the sense to know looks arent everything.
MIRANDA:
Honey, Libras are suckers for a pretty face. Especially if its their own.
SAMANTHA:
The best way to get one interested is to tiltillate with lots of flattery
thats short of sincerity and long on sexual innuendos.
MIRANDA:
Theyll know its ******** , but will think you are after their body. They
cant help it. All Libras were born with the vain-meter stuck on
nauseate.
CARRIE:
Remember honey, Venus in this sign rules mirrors. As well as the
before and after pictures of a plastic surgeons catalogue.
CHARLOTTE:
Well they must be good in bed, considering all the affairs they conjure
up.
SAMANTHA:
That, like everything else about a Libra, is debatable.
CHARLOTTE:
How so?
CARRIE:
Well, Libra is more interested in setting the scene (just like a movie)
and how he or she will look in it, than doing the deed. Hair, makeup,
music, and lighting - all must be perfectly arranged. Else your Libra
lover will lose interest faster than a Sagittarius on a trip to the Bible-
Belt.
SAMANTHA:
Libras believe in give-and-take, but is so hung up on equality in bed,
you could find yourself screwing in four-four time because he is
counting the in-and-outs to make sure neither of you is short-stroked
CARRIE:
Libras like low-lighting that flatters the complection, shades of blue
and lavender, and to dance. Thats why so many hang out in bars.
MIRANDA:
When Venus gifted her hand mirror to Libra and a taste for luxury,
Libra was so engrossed in kissing the mirror that Venus sense of
perception flew right out the window. Thats the reason they equate
flattery with refinement. And expensive with good tastes.
CHARLOTTE:
Oh my God! Does that mean all the women in love with Libras are
doomed to a life of constant frustration with a sign that cant make up
its mind to save its soul?
CARRIE:
Oh come on honey, all Libras make wonderful partners. You just gotta
know how to handle them.
CHARLOTTE:
But whats the point?
CARRIE:
Well, you see Libras scales represent partnerships of all kinds. When
one side is empty, Libra is of little use to anyone, including himself.
Its only when the scales are in motion, balancing and counter-
balancing everything from minor daily issues to major crisis moments,
that Libra can truly function.
SAMANTHA:
Plus, Libra is a class act. Diplomatic and harmonious, these guys
instinctively know how to put other people at ease and just what to say
in a situation. Yes, you may have to make the decision of selecting
the china pattern and silverware, because Libra isnt absolutely,
positively sure that they match each other.
CHARLOTTE:
But then, Libra is never absolutely, positively sure of anything.
MIRANDA:
Look at the bright side. Youll rarely suffer the fallout from a rash
decision as you would with an Aquarian or a Leo.
CHARLOTTE:
I suppose. But what can one do to keep them happy?
CARRIE:
Simple! With lots of thoughtful attention. Libra will love anything that
includes just the two of you. They will never tire of that romantic
weekend away, whether you are celebrating your first year together or
your fiftieth. This is one sign that will be a true partner to you in every
sense of the word.
CHARLOTTE:
Really? Its that simple?
MIRANDA:
Of course it is! Libra will work as hard as you, share household and
child-rearing duties, and give as much as he takes.
SAMANTHA:
In bed, this means that Libra is into pleasing you a much or more than
being pleased. This sign is tender, gentle, acquiescing, and with the
right partner, gives new meaning to the term Sexual Healing
CHARLOTTE:
Ohh I cant wait to meet one!
SCENE: CARRIES APPARTMENT CARRIE IS TYPING ON HER
LAPTOP
CARRIE
(Voiceover)
Libras love to spend money, especially if its someone elses. But
even if you dont have unlimited funds, small gifts such as scented
candles, or a new shirt you bought on sale will prove that you were
thinking of your Libra lover, and thats what truly counts. Never ask
these dimpled darlings what they want for a birthday, an anniversary,
or Christmas. First, they will never be able to choose between the
latest R&B CD and a luxurious cashmere sweater. Second, if you
havent paid enough attention to already know, shame on you.
Balance is the key to a Libras heart. If yours is a driven career-type,
plan quiet dinners and frequent weekend getaways. If he is trapped in
a Dilbert cubicle, go dancing or to a favorite sporting event or concert.
Or just fill a bathtub with herbal mud and wrestle away.
They love the harmony of sounds, colors, poetry and the proper use of
words, both written and spoken. Rarely do they escape the influence
of the arts. A Libran is a gentle, tender lover of all that's good and
clean and lovely underneath whatever image he may project when that
fairy godmother raps one side of his scales. He's an artistic soul at
heart, who enjoys spreading the soft blue and pastel shades of Venus
at parties and cultural occasions. Soft light, mellow music, interesting
conversation, good food and fine wines turn him on. His mind has
both the brilliance of the diamond and the smoothness of the opal. He
moves in the changing element of air and reflects the usefulness .of
copper, his harmonizing metal. There's a touch of the cool, Libran
mint in his alert reasoning and his sharp sense of honor, and six
dimensions of peace shine down on him from Venus.
To truly understand Libra, you must understand the riddle of the
scales; one side heaped high with October's vivid, golden leaves,
suggesting brisk, autumn weather- the other side holding sky blue
bunches of shy violets, drenched in the fresh scent of April rain. When
the scales dip, bright optimism turns into silent panic, weighed down
with lonely depression. When they balance, they produce a perfect
harmony between his rich, crackling intellect and his affectionate,
sympathetic heart. The seasons hold Libra's secret. Winter is too cold
for him. Summer is too hot. He must blend them both into a perfect fall
and spring.
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Lemme know what you think
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Welcome selfincontact
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I really like this post, great work
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thanks astro junkie!
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Loved them, especially Aries & Cancer. I can't wait for you to get to
mine (:
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posted February 23, 2006 02:00 AM
yeah Scorpio !!!!.....waiting....
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posted February 23, 2006 11:21 AM
Yeah, Scorpio's next.....
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posted February 26, 2006 09:32 AM
bump
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i'm jonesin' for scorpio!! woohoo!
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