Ladies, gentlemen, fellow Communists- God bless Fidel Castro!

Fidel Castro more like, Fidel Maestro of the great socialist state of Cuba from
1959 to 2008. It started in 1953 when Castro was put in jail by dictator Batista after
forming an armed resistance with his brother Raul. He was freed in 1955, when he
went to Mexico to meet Che Guevara to plan a successful attack. In 1958, Castro
launched a full-scale attack on Batista. Fidel was sworn in as Prime Minister of Cuba
in 1959 and announced his Marxist-Leninist program. Fidel more like fidelity; the
fidelity to Marxist Socialism in the glorious state of Cuba.

This man (ah hes blushing si senor tu eres el hombre) freed the workers of
Cuba from the American yoke on Batista, the American puppet in February 1959.
What a date in history, my comrades. We can thank Castro for providing a universal
health care to the people of Cuba, along with reducing illiteracy rates. Our great
leader started his rule with great victory for Cuba. A foolish Kennedy backed Cuban
refugees to invade in the Bay of Pigs Invasion in 1961, but he forgot to send in the
mighty air force to back them, and a toast to Kennedy from Castro followed. A Bay of
Pigs, indeed. CIA, more like MIA, Kennedy.

A trade embargo was placed on Cuba in 1960 by America, but Cubans neednt
worry because Papa Castro had everything covered, once again. He allied with the
Super Power Soviet Union, who put the US in second place on the map according to
Khrushchev. Castro agreed to let Khrushchev base nuclear missiles for defensive
purposes in 1962. Castro knew his rights to do whatever he wanted with his own
soil, but the fool with the allies demanded they be taken down. America thought it
was a threat and an aggressive action. Castro is no fool, and he let it go and the
Soviet Union took the missiles down to avert a muy caliente crisis. Castro did not get
his people into something they could not handle. Castro stopped world war three
from happening. God bless Castro.

We know Castro is a superior leader, because he is still here. Look at how
healthy he looks. The enemy has made 638 attempts on his life, one time even with
exploding cigars. Now, did those Americanos really think they could trick Cuba with
an exploding cigar? Although communism is a cat chasing America the mouse, this is
no Tom and Jerry.

Although Cuba and America could have been good neighbors in 1975, Castro
ultimately made a very important decision to intervene with Angola after it was
newly freed rather than continue into a peace agreement with America. Cuba is a
country not afraid of risk, and I believe that is the important thing here.

We can thank Fidel Castro for his part in the fight for Socialism. He was a
great ruler, who helped the people socially. He was a river unto his people,
providing hospitals and schools. He achieved victory in the Bay of Pigs Invasion, to
Americas misfortune. He led his people valiantly, and for that, we thank you.