PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

By
I. Marlene King
"Episode 7x24: Son Of Ezra"
SERIES FINALE ENDING
Note: This will be the FINAL SCENE of the show. We must create
tons of filler (preferably with Ezria) to lead up to this
brilliant scene that I wrote.
INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
The girls keep running and screaming as they are being chased
by A -- they get themselves trapped in a small room with a
sliding metal door. A is still in disguise and pointing a
gun at them.
ALISON
Tell us who you are right now!
Hanna pulls a cookie out of her pocket and eats in suspense
as all five Liars watch A take off his mask.
ARIA
Malcolm?
The mask is off. Its Ezras son, Malcolm, who is now 12
years-old.
ALISON
Who is this little shit?
MALCOLM
I am Malcolm Fitzgerald. Son of
Ezra. And I have been torturing you
since day one, ever since I was 7
years-old.
HANNA
But why? I used to baby-sit you.
You were such a good little boy.
MALCOLM
It all started with Alison.
SPENCER
(annoyed as fuck because
shes 31 years-old and
still playing a high
school senior.)
Of course it did!
ALISON
I dont even know you! But if I
did, Id give you a coupon for
MasterCuts because you look like a
creepy little girl.
MALCOLM
It all started when you were 13. I
wanted my dad to spend more time
with me so I went over to his
apartment.
(MORE)
When I walked in, there
you were, on your knees giving him
a blowjob. He spent all of his time
with you. Then after I convinced
your mother to bury your ratchet
ass alive, my dad met Aria at the
bar and theyve spent every day
together since. You two little
whores took my dad away from me. He
wanted nothing to do with me. Maybe
if I were an underage girl he
wouldve paid more attention to me.
I was forced to live with my shitty
mother who spent all of her money
on drugs and couldve even afford
to get me a damn haircut! I hated
seeing all five of you pretty
bitches all the time with your
perfectly styled hair, outfits that
you never wore more than once, and
cell phones you upgraded every
month. I couldve lived with my
rich dad, but no, he chose the
young pussy over me. So now you all
must die.
SPENCER
So why am I here? I had nothing to
do with this. I never even liked
your pedophile dad. Can you just
let me go and kill them instead?
ARIA
Spencer! Were all in this
together, remember?
SPENCER
Oh, please. Im too good for this
show. You know it. I know it. And
the fans know it.
MALCOLM
See you in hell, whores!
Malcolm points his gun at ALISON. He pulls the trigger. Her
BRAINS SPLATTER everywhere. The remaining girls scream their
heads off as Alisons blood sprays all over them.
HANNA
This shirt was $200.
EMILY
Please kill Aria next. Ive always
hated her.
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MALCOLM (CONT'D)
(MORE)
She tried way too hard with the
whole Im an old soul who
loves to read and watch black and
white movies bullshit. I know
youre going to kill all of us
eventually, but please kill Aria
next. I want to see her die.
ARIA
Eat my high end pussy, you bad-
acting lesbian.
HANNA
I agree with Em, kill Aria next.
ARIA
Fuck you too, Han. Youre just
jealous because I recorded an album
and the network aired my music
video to helped promote it and all
you got was some shitty TRESemm
commercial.
HANNA
Alison released a few singles too
but the network never promoted her
music. What makes you so special?
The girls scream as Malcolm points his gun at them again. He
pulls the trigger but there are no more bullets. They all
breathe a sigh of relief.
MALCOLM
Do you want to know the best part
of this abandoned warehouse in the
woods thats really a shitty set on
the Warner Brothers lot? No one can
hear you scream for help out here.
And the cell service sucks.
Aria, Spencer, Hanna, and Emily pull out their cell phones.
They all scream because they have no signal.
MALCOLM (CONTD)
Game over.
Malcolm slides the metal door shut, locking them in a cold
dark room forever.
ARIA
Dont worry, guys. Ezra will save
us. He always finds me.
The End.
3.
EMILY (CONT'D)
This parody was written by older@love.com, hope you enjoyed.
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