The second hand Wanker

By : Petra Joss Kent

Men come in all shapes and sizes and with the advent of internet surfing, the wankers have declared it their
independence day, to showcase their talent. Finally they are emancipated. Here's a look of the life of a typical
wanker.
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Why do men wank? They wank because they are horny hamsters in heat. The mind of a typical man is filled
with lust from day one until he chokes to death. Once men reach the age of puberty their hormones began to
surge upwards, tipping the scales at age 21, go haywire at age 25 and short circuited at 40. Beyond that age it
is a hopeless case, like a raging stallion out to get a mare whatever it takes, however it takes, whenever it
takes. Like rabbit who wants to get constant access to the holy of holies, their mind are filled with the same
obsession to be inside a females vulva, young or old, fat or skinny, wrinkled or firm, a beauty or an ugly
swan it does not matter to them what shape, color, pure breed, a hi breed or inbreed.
Whatever her station in life is not a big deal for these males, she might be a mere child, a mom, a princess, a
grandma, a nun, a spinster, bisexual, a vampire, a whore, a psycho, and an alien as long as the female has
essential body parts, it would galvanize their overactive imagination into over drive. And they will be
humping, cavorting nonstop from dusk til dawn.
Eons later here comes the great invention of man, the advent of the worldwide web. The restless wankers have
now a cause for celebration for its D - day, finally they are emancipated! Out of the closet, now they can put
into action twenty four hour seven, three hundred sixty five days a year, even if there is storm brewing or
winter snapping, their rare gift and talent for cam exhibition with no other lead actor to play the important
role, than their precious dicks!.
Different social networking sites suddenly sprouted and blossomed out of nowhere like mushrooms, chat
rooms were then borne to cater to all types of homo sapiens that pollute and engulf mother Earth, for those
who are patient enough to learn how to navigate the treacherous highways, and hidden tunnels of internet
surfing. The wankers troop down to these social networking sites like bees, register themselves and voila
it s a start of a new dawn and a new beginning, a new chapter in their lives. The chat room is now their
anointed big playground to exhibit their craft and expertise, which is dick showing!
Like snoopy cats these toddlers who have swallowed a bunch of canaries, will be sporting big cheshire grins,
for it is time of absolute adventure and fun. Filled with excitement they have taken the first step on the
ultimate game of their search of pathetic intelligent life forms, via net looking for a sloth that views cams.
These innocent, nave and half witted females listen earnestly while the wanker pontificates the benefits of
getting intimate with them.
In time the female will accept the words that come out of their mouths as the gospel truth for they are curious,
desperate, stupid and crazy enough to watch them jerk off to thy kingdom come. Well sadly I am one of those
stupid sloth, I will tell you my story later of how I was duped and how I exacted revenge on these horny
rascals.
What is the life story of a typical wanker? Wankers are normal persons, with normal needs, some are
borderline insane, and perverts. The severity of their perversion depends on how desperate or void their sexual
life is. A wanker can be young, old, skinny, fat, ugly, handsome, brash, formal, educated or not, rich or poor
and they come from all walks of life, representing all races.
Do not hate a wanker, for he is confuse rabbit who most likely do not have easy access to good, old, great out
of this world sex. He can be an ugly toad whose physical attributes will make any female run away to hell, or
worst he has physical body impairment or disability that limit his mobility to go out and get a decent date.
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Have pity on the wankers after all they are still part of the human hoard, well perhaps, just a little off beat, a
little way out of line and a little bit off tangent. Do not mistake me for representing or defending the life of a
wanker, for he can be a boastful, arrogant pig. He concocts tale with the aid of his sweet honey tongue. He is
also a terrific charmer because the ultimate purpose is to make the victim trust him.
I was introduced into the world of chat in the middle of 2008, and was christened in a yahoo chat parenting
room. My priority is to polish my English skills so I look for somebody whose first language is English and
must possess enough brain cells to chat in a rational manner. In no time I was able to harvest white chatters
and put them in my yahoo messenger contact list. Now I have subjects on my petri dish, thus began my
laboratory experiment.
One that caught eye is a handsome, reserved and arrogant Englishman, he showed me the ropes on how to
chat properly, he thus improved and increased my English and chat dictionary, and in a month s time I was
embraced by the regular white English speaking chatters as part of their coven in a parenting room. There I
was exposed to the esoteric doctrines that happened behind pm boxes.
The chat room became my de stressing avenue and outlet, and one unsuspecting day I saw a huge dick on
cam. The size of a horse dick and it scared the daylights out of me, on that fateful day I lost my innocence. I
then mentioned it in passing to my arrogant English chat mate, he said I shall now be ashamed to show
you mine because it is not big . That statement coming from him has forever transformed my internet life.
It took me two weeks of continuous coaching, employing different tactics to make the English strip on cam.
After three weeks he finally see me for the first time on cam, and I can still remember the look in his eyes for
they almost popped out of their sockets. We chatted for a few minutes, the next thing I know I have succeeded
somehow to make the arrogant, reserved and sarcastic friend of mine to strip on cam. What a pretty willy,
pinkish, with no protruding veins, and just the right size.
He did not wank and I never made him wanked although from time to time if I want to take a peek on it, my
request has always been granted for I can be a bully and a bitch and I will be sulking like a child if I m not
being given what I want.
That is how I discovered power on the internet, the ability somehow to make a male strip by feeding him with
false praises. It was not a big deal to me. I was out in the playing field in yahoo chat rooms, doing my
experiments, I am now a game player, for me it is what it is just a mind game, once I seen it, I am off to
another realm. I am now corrupted.
After three months I got bored, the rest of the dicks fall short compared to the dick of my arrogant friend. I
keep him updated and he just smiled at my antics, saying you seem to enjoy the game you are playing but the
time will come when you had enough of it. He is right, seems like he has a crystal ball that foretells the future
or maybe he was also like me way back.
We become friends, and there are times we argued, and he would just sign off without saying bye, he hated it
when I am in the mood to poke at him. In the end he always comes back .
I flirted with him, and he flirted back, and he never threw insults at me and all those 4 years we chatted he
always handled me with care. He never typed any obscene word, except when he has seen me for the first time
on cam and said, fuck and I asked him, what , he said I m sorry I just never thought
you are that pretty. What he and I have is some sort of friendship, I thus made him my shrink.
I am now officially three years retired from the game. Nowadays, I go to chat rooms rarely, only if some
friend needs some company or rescuing from any arrogant female chatter or horny male or if there is regular
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chatter who is out looking for me. Then I will enter the room complete with pomp and circumstance, after my
mission is done. I go out again and do some other things.
There is a peculiar type of a wanker who resides in chat rooms. He would coax the girl to open her cam, but
first he must flatter her with praises, empathize with the different issues or shit that have been going on in her
life, then he would draw a parallel with his life and the similarity of their situation. But be wary for it is all
bullshit, for him it is just a mind game, nothing more and nothing less to showcase his perverted nature. After
a time he will earn her trust and thus will grant the wanker unprecedented access on her cam.
He will never open his cam, the excuse is that he do not have a cam, it is a part of his ploy to make her bound
on the spell he cast on her. He will tell her lies, like he is a successful career man employed in this stable
financial investment house, or he is a policeman or soldier out on a mission to catch criminals. He would
share her fake photos of himself, taken from the internet of some obscure male model. He will wank looking
at her on cam. The cycle will continue until something will bring it to an end.
Why do men wank? They wank because they missed the good old sex. If they happen to like the female they
are chatting with, and have seen the female on cam and liking the image that comes out of the cam window on
their screen, they will be inspired and propelled into action to begin on a quest to try to win the trust of the
female chatter. How to win the unsuspecting victim to trust the wanker? It is not that hard and complicated to
lure the female, it depends on the type of female they crossed paths with, he only needs to cast out the right
bait.
First he will feed her with compliments, then he will tell her about his life, just a part of it, the rest he will be
telling you is bullshit, then he will highlight the part where his wife has left him in favor of another man, or he
is a widow who just lost his wife in a car accident or cancer. He will embellish his story with a bunch of lies,
like he is lonely, feeling abandoned or something, to raise the empathy of the female. That being
accomplished he will then move for to the next level.
He will ask her about her life, and will make her feel she is important, unique and special lady. He will shower
her with praises, perhaps get her contact number and will try to call her or send text messages every now and
then. Then the next phase, is to try to establish mind connection and forged a bond, shooting out towards a
vast amount of space via wireless web connectivity thus the chemistry is borne, between the victim and the
perpetrator.
Depending on how nave the victim is she will fall easily for the trap, but if it happens that there is a mutual
connection of some kind being established, then it cannot be categorized as inducement but a mutual
agreement reached by two consenting adults who are both sexually deprived and have decided to exhibit their
horny side on cam, in order to obtain temporary relief from such deprivation, and to make each other visually
satisfied by trying to please one another even if it is just through virtual world.
In order for a typical wanker to convince a viewer to be his regular partner in cyber sex, there is one
requirement. The female more or less is also sexually deprived for the same reason, she does not want to have
it in real life because it will complicate things, or she is fat, and ugly males would be scampering on
different directions and hide. Some will fly away as soon as their wings can be readied for impromptu take
off.
How to make the girl intoxicated with their spell? They will start to mention plans for the future, the girl and
the wanker to be together in the near future, he will talk about his plans to cross over a barrier, or break the
barrier of sound or whatever it is that will surely make the girl be enveloped in the cocoon of empty promises
and hopeless fantasy. When her sanity prevails again, she will find out all she did for the wanker will come to
naught.
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The wankers pre select their victims well. The horny male shall have a list of criteria to guarantee a successful
worshipper on his dick. First is, the female must be a newbie in a chat room. A seasoned chatter is much
wiser, therefore a bitch and can easily spot and detect a man who only possesses a few worth of brain cells,
and thinks with his dick alone and never with his head.
A newbie or newcomer or new chatter does not know yet that she will be encountering these leeches in chat
rooms. The lack of experience made these newbies vulnerable for cyber sex attacks or inducement. The leech
wankers will be there in the chat room for hours, waiting like lone sentinels in the forest. Most times they will
not type anything in the chat room nor participate in any chat room discussions, for they are busy and
preoccupied choosing their next victim and plotting how to lure them towards their trap.
A few wankers share their real name, and address, gain friends from a chat room after meeting them in real
life, thus established their identity on net. The victim will fall for his charm and whatever he uttered for she
will trust him since his identity has been verified by fellow chatters. What happen next is weird, they will
become internet lovers, he will discuss about meeting together in the near future. He will call her on voice
chat and on her mobile phone and vice versa.
Then the time has arrive for him to make honor with his commitment, the wanker would then bring another
girl in the room, or would bring another chatter into the room and that chatter will tell the room what an idiot
the wanker is. The new chatter will then tell the roomies, that he has another girlfriend existing in real life,
and it is found to be true. The victim would then run on the corner and weep, the regular chatters would
sympathize with her naturally.
What happen to the wanker? He will be laughing his ass out, well sometimes collateral damage cannot be
avoided, like leaving friends from his favorite chat rooms. The wanker will take a respite, after a time he will
surf again, this time on another chat room, change his id, and start to fool someone in there.
How to best avoid them and how to protect yourself from these wankers who wore a cloak of kindness under
their selfish and egocentric egos? Do not chat with any male in the chat room unless he uses a real yahoo or
whatever email address as long as it does exists. Do not ever try to attempt to chat to a male or female chatter
in a chat box if they are utilizing an alias. You can verify if they are using an alias or valid yahoo ids by going
to yahoo website.
Whatever sweet words that a wanker flicks out of his two forked tongue do not ever believe on it, nor put
much weight on it, especially if you have not verified his identity yet. Do I need to tell you how to verify his
identity? That is for you to find out, just use your common sense.
Some wankers are out there in dating websites camping for a duration of time. These wankers will be looking
for someone that steal their fancy. Just like a yahoo chat room wanker, he will pretend to be interested with
you, shortly he will be sending you short emails, share you a photo album. He will then fill your head with
bullshit like he is occupying a top government post or in a private corporation or a CEO, stinking rich or
loaded and influential. Once the unsuspecting female fell on their trap they will move in for the kill.
The rest of the other wankers do not give a rats ass if there will ever be a mind connection that shall be forged
between him and his victim or not, as long as the female is stupid enough to believe the empty promises and
compliments he throws on her corner, it will be enough for him to demonstrate and be inspired to start dick
showing.
Remember most wankers are sexually deprived for so many reasons. To be able to jerk off on cam via the
virtual world is their only way of coping with whatever they are lacking in real life. Jerking off is their portal
towards another dimension, for them to be able to release their pent up emotions, and surging hormones.
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While the rest of the wankers, are too busy to get a real girlfriend, and since a real fuck can have some
repercussions, and will put pressure on their part, the wankers opted for cyber sex, for it is more simpler.
When there is a window of opportunity plus their work schedule allow them an extra free hour of jerking off,
they will send a private message to the girl, flatters her, then voila its cybersex, less complicated don t you
think?
Other wankers do not give a damn about developing some intimacy for their obsession is geared alone in
jerking off. Since men do have different compartments for their emotions, do not expect for these wankers to
have special feelings for you. They are cold bloodied snake out on a night prowl, sniffing the air with their
tongue to search for a sloth.
They are indifferent and immune from human emotions and they only viewed the female as a dispensary tool
to cater to their raging hormones. What they only seek is an audience who is stupid enough to watch them as
they engage their cocks into action mode.
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