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tactics before they went into the Le-
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with SASU factsheets on the drinking gs
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main SASU argument that the drinking
work of the trip.
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age bill was uppermost in many stu- 19 and 20 year olds not involved in
dent's mind, and they found a legis- drunk driving. Legislators answered, in
Thinking Ahead
When Euripedes wrote that "The gods visit the the "Jewel" of the State University system. Soon, all ating problems would be non-existent.
sins of the fathers upon the children," it is more than sorts of buildings sprang up, some short and squat, Short-sightedness in architectural planning is
likely he was not referring to Stony Brook. others huge and monstrous; staff, faculty and stu- something that cannot be changed, but the short-
Yet, there is a definite correlation between the dents doubled; scope diversified; the thing sprawled sightedness that is now pervading administrative
poor judgment exercised during the planning of this into and hovered over a town that was quite un- decision-making must be. Director of Residence Life
University and the suffering endured by its present derstandable horrified and furious. Not the sort of Dallas Bauman and University Business Manager
inhabitants. stuff good relations are made of. Paul Madonna, along with the Food Services
Stony Brook might be the perfect university. The enormously rapid growth spawned many planning group, have written a proposal for the dorm
Stony Brook is not the perfect university. imperfections and much ugliness. A grab-bag effect, cooking program suggesting that 4 residence halls be
Stony Brook is far from the perfect university the result of the alacrity with which plans for new put entirely on the meal plan in September, to be
And much of the distance between this university buildings were acquired, begat little coordination of followed by 17 others within four years. They have
and that is owed to the poor planning of its foun- the various architectures; and the public policy not considered the results of mailing notices to
ders. lowest-bidding system resulted in second-rate de- students over the summer saying, "Congratulations,
Albeit many ills are owed to the relative youth of signs executed by second-rate builders using second- your building will be placed on the meal plan. Please
this situation--the lack of traditions, the tiny alumni rate materials. send a check for $700 to the bursar," nor have they
association, the few scholarships--but it is a per- The campus, plotted over something like 450 considered the significant changes that DAKA will
suasive argument that with a little more foresight, a acres, has three "centers": the Administration have to implement to handle another thousand or so
little more thought, and many of those ills would building, the Library and the Union. Most of the clients.
never have been bred. dorms are too far away from the center of campus. In fact the results will be disastrous. Lines at
When the Melvilles granted several hundred acres The Library, according to popular rumor, was put in DAKA will be tremendous, infuriating students.
to New York for the purpose of the construction of an backwards. The Bridge to the Fine Arts Plaza was Roommates and suites will be broken up. It's just
institution of higher learning here, it was not without a supposed to go to the Library, but didn't--fell short, plain stupid to do something like that without more
number of stipulations. No building to be over three wouldn't fit, whatever--and sat for eight years, the warning, without more time to plan. It could easily
stories tall, and all of them in a colonial style; no more "Bridge to Nowhere." The space awaiting an anti- become the biggest fiasco of Stony Brook's history.
than 5,000 students, and so on. The folks of the Three cipated--this, a unique phenomenon--and much "We are that disorganized," Vice President for
Villages were proud of their area and its appearance needed addition to the Administration building is Student Afffairs Fred Preston has said about dorm
and begrudged intrusions. now blocked by a hulking parking garage. cooking plans. Admin should give a little more
This was fine with the State higher-ups--until It seems that with a little more thought the lay-out thought to things, or else the stupidity of today will be
Governor Rockefeller, among others, decided Stony of the campus, its individual buildings, would be delivered onto generations yet unregistered.
Brook should be one of four University Centers and improved--half of Stony Brook's ridiculous, infuri-
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S uccess
Continued from page 1 The group of students compiamea to
Vice Chancellor for Student Services the directors that "Marburger is re-
Bill Maribido. Director of Residence lying on his Vice-Presidents in all
Life Dallas Bauman dropped by at the campus food service proposals, but he
meeting. The group of students wanted should be taking a more active role and
to convey that "the specific problems familiarize himself with the .facts."
of dorm cooking were not being ad- They also argued that Residence Life
dressed." Anderson, a member of Fred should come up with proposals to
Preston's Committee urged Maribido improve Dorm Cooking Program, and
to "...advise Preston to avoid making that RA's should educate students a-
anything mandatory for fall of'84, since bout dorm cooking instead of merely
any decisions now wouldadversely af- suggesting going on the meal plan.
fect college selection." The group of Maribido would not offer any pro-
students also wanted Maribido to mises, but agreed to discuss the si-
advise Preston to make up a dorm tuation with Stony Brook administra-
cooking committee, which he agreed tors and seek compromises.
would be beneficial Even though the promised kegs of
The Campus Food Service Proposal beer were not on the bus ride home, the
as outlined by the 'Food Service trip was a huge success, according to its
Planning Group' sets as its goal: "By organizers. Polity Vice President Barry
the Fall Semester, 1988, approxi- Ritholtz suggested afterwards that
mately 80%of Stony Brook's residence lobbying trips become an annual Polity
halls will have eliminated the Dorm project, and that money be put aside in Benedict College could be closed to dorm cooking this Fall
Cooking Program, and the residents of the Polity budget for such a purpose.
those buildings (21 in total) will be He concluded, "It was a hum-dinger of
participants in the campus food service a trip."
through a structured meal plan." The Assemblyman Wertz expressed his
proposed phase-out of cooking in frustration with the "young people who
buildings would begin in Fall 1984 with don't vote on the many issues con-
the elimination of cooking in two cerning them," adding that they must
buildings in Kelly, one in Stage XII, and be "mobilized." Steve Wagner, Or-
one in H-Quad. This gradual elimi- ganizing Director of SASU claimed
nation would continue through 1988 that "...if students hadn't stood up this
when the end result would bring at least bill would have been a law a long time
80% of the residents on the meal plan ago." Since SASU "dumped 1000
with no cooking facilities in Kelly Quad, letters (opposing the 21 year drinking
in Stage XII cooking only in Keller age) on Cuomo the day after he sug-
College, in H-Quad cooking only in one gested drinking age be 21, he hasn't
building (James or Langmuir), in Roth done anything." It is therefore up to
Quad cooking only in one building students in New York State, the
(Gershwin or Whitman), in G-Quad concerned intellectuals as Wertz put it,
cooking only in one building (Irving or to vote against 21 since next year it
O'Neil), and no cooking in Tabler Quad might be a hot issue although it is
except for Sanger during intersession. quiet now.
The Food Service Planning Group's By law, the state budget, including
implementation plan sets as its ob- the SUNY budget, should be voted on
jectives the reduction by at least 80% by Saturday, April 1st but in actuality,
the residents on dorm cooking. It also the budget vote may not come until
suggests improvements for the dining early next week. Without a printed Preparing for a day of lobbying
facilities including a need for a G-Quad version, which is not expected until late been removed as part of an agreement either tuition or dorm rent when the
cafeteria "...to be evaluated in the this week, it is impossible to tell exactly between Assembly Speaker Stanley utility fee was introduced because it
future." Vice Chancellor Harry what compromises are being worked Fink and Senate Majority Leader was never intended to go to those costs.
Spindler had agreed to see if the out among the legislators and governor Warren Anderson. "The utility fee goes directly to state
proposed G-Quad cafeteria monies on it, but some facts have out. Other SUNY budget questions re- general revenues and is never seen by
could go into renovations of other As was reported last week. the main unresolved, and it was toward SUNY again." Wagner said, and
cafeterias, however he was not a- proposed $200 tuition increase will not
them that much of the lobbying was compared the utility fee to the SUNY
vailable for the meeting Tuesday. be a part of the fi - -:, .- ,-
directed. The $150 increase in dorm health fee of a few years ago. which was
room rents, the fifth in five years, is still ostensibly used for infirmaries but
up in the air, but SASU leaders are not which also went directly to general
optimistic. Giesler said. "everything is revenues of the state.
a trade off. We got the tuition but we The utility fee is planned to rise 40"'
may have to give in on the room next year. to $5.2 million statewide, a
rent." figure that is tiny in comparison to the
The most attention was turned to the state budget overall, which is in the
utility fee, which had also been a major neighborhood of 40 billion dollars. but
subject of the first lobby day . devastating to the businesses involved.
The utility fee is assessed on all according to SCOOP President Pam
campus businesses in order, sup- Leventer. Baby Joey's and the James
posedly. to defray the costs of the heat Pub were both closed, at least in part.
and electricity that the businesses due to the utility fees that they faced.
used. But the fee has grown beyond any and lobbyists urged that other means
reasonable estimate of actual utility be developed to raise that money.
costs, according to FSA President While in Albany. Leventer and other
Chris Fairhall. and the fee actually SCOOP people delivered the over
doesn't go to utilities at all. 1.000 anti-utility fee letters written
Steve Wagner. Organizing Director during the FSA/SCOOP strike two
at SASt'. explained that all utility fees weeks ago. along with letters from
for the entire university system are Leventer and FSA President Fairhall
paid through tuition and rent fees. and to every legislator in opposition to the
that there was no attempt to lower increase in the fee.
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by Mitchel Cohen Africa and El Salvador have been trying to do away strikes out against IBM within the borders of the U.S.
In the last few months there have been nine with for some time now, no thanks to the U.S. because people in South Africa are striking out
bombings in the U.S. of major multi-national cor- government and the guerrilla bombings of corpora- against the oppression caused by IBM there.
porations, including an explosion a week ago at IBM tion in the U.S. on the grounds that it won't change In a way, they see it as a subtle form of racism to say
in Purchase, New York. No lives have been lost, and U.S. policy, pre-supposes that such a change of policy that just because one lives in the U.S., that that little
no one has been injured in any of the blasts, At each of is what the UFF and others are trying to accomplish. matter of geography or nationality should exempt you
the "focos" (a "foco" is the scene of the event), letters Their response would probably be two-fold: as an individual from doing your share--on the same
were found denouncing the U.S.-sponsored death 1) If you think the bombings won't work, what are level-- as people abroad; nor should it exempt IBM,
and destruction in El Salvador and the rest of Central you doing every day of your life to prevent the for instance, from being dealt blow after blow here at
America, and IBM's huge corporate interests in slaughter in El Salvador, and home, just because its offices are headquartered
apartheid South Africa. 2) A change in policy is not what they're trying to here. Should we feel a special affinity for "our"
In addition to the nine bombings by the Unites accomplish, anyway. corporations, because they are "American" multi-
Freedom Fighters (UFF), you may also be unaware of The first point is straight-forward enough. It says, :iationals, or instead an affinity for people wherever
the huge blast in Toronto at the Litton factory in "who are you to even enter the discussionon tactics if they might be located, who are taking and resisting
October, 1982, where important parts for the Cruise you know about all the horrible things the U.S. the brunt of oppression such multi-nationals are
Missile were being manufactured. Previous to that, government-your government-- is doing in your causing?
many fire-bombings of pornography shops took place name, and you are not doing very much to change it?!
(the "Women's Fire Brigade" took credit for them) in You may consider yourself an innocent bystander, Our relative freedom, our "luxuries" (at least when
western Canada, and a hydroelectric dam under but in these times, if you are a bystander, you cannot compared with many other countries) have been built
construction was blown up, after virtually unanimous be innocent." and maintained by the exploitation and oppression of
public opposition, channelled through the normal I agree totally with this point The only people with people around the world. Is it fair that they should be
democratic procedures, failed to stop what would any ci edibility in the argument over tactics are those the only ones having to struggle at such a heavy level,
have been an ecological and economic disaster, Five who are daily involved in organizing in one way or while we can opt out (sort of), and sit on the sidelines?
people in Canada are currently being framed on all another against U.S. intervention abroad. The people in the UFF, like those who have taken all
sorts of charges vaguely related to these incidents, The second point, however, is a bit more complex. I sorts of direct actions, think otherwise, that as long as
But more next week. wish to take it up here because, for obvious reasons, one person is oppressed we are all oppressed; as long
The FBI has denounced the separate UFF the people who put it forth can't take it up with as one person is politically imprisoned, none of us
bombings as the work of people "with a screw loose themselves. I believe it reflects a way of analyzing can be free.
somewhere," while the media avoids any serious what is happening in our world that we never hear. One may or may not disagree with tactics as an
discussion of the issues involved, which is why you The media intentionally keeps it out of the press, for effective means for combatting the enemy. But
never heard of most of these actions. North Ameri- it cannot afford to publicize those who take direct distinguishing who the enemy is and choosing your
cans are kept as ill-informed as possible about whats action to attempt not to alter but to defeat the U.S. side is the first step needed before you can have any
going on. based multi-national corporate intrests that are the credibility in the discussion at all. As for me, watching
What's going on is that some very serious, dedi- basis for our government's policies, in general. the murder that the U.S. government grinds out day
cated people have decided to begin bringing the wars While most of the so called "Old Left" tries, at their after day -- especially in CentralAmerica and Africa --
home. best, to influence public opinion -- assuming that any and all attempts to make it too costly for them to
Now, one may argue over whether such tactics can %publicopinion matters very much in this country -- continue, are most welcome. The ruling class should
succeed in changing U.S. policy in Centrl America or groups like the UFF and others involved in one form be grateful that, with all the people they've killed,
Africa. Reagan has, after all, successfully rallied of direct action or another (and usually, direct action tortured, raped, bayonetted, burned, and looted, that
many North Americans withe short memories to takes a very non-violent form) -- have we chosen to the Left has taken care that no deaths have yet
"stand up to terrorism" while invading Grenada and join the fight that so many people in the Third World occured in any of the anti-war bombings in the U.S.
this year. Would that our government say the same.
attempting to ov erthrow the Nicaraguan government. are part of. The UFF sees its actions as the military
Terrorism, though is something the people of South extentionof what is happening in Central America. It
Albums
The Alarm
Declaration mination to fight back against the in-
I R. S. Records justice and misanthropists, to the end if
necessary, as well as illustrating its
by Paul C. Yeats point with strong Christian imagery;
The Alarm is a very serious band. "When the nails are biting into your
They are from the crop of relatively. hands and the cross is heavy on your
new and young groups, like Azte( heart, now is the time to really make a
Camera and U-2, who are really trying stand. My hands are held up high."
to make a difference. Unlike show-biz "Howling Wind" is an interesting
directed pop-oriented bands such as look at an individual's quest for true
Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet, the love in a world much like the one
Alarm and their compatriots are trying presented in T.S. Eliot's The
to re-establish music as a meaningful Wasteland; a world that has been
medium that can also effect a change or removed from hope and direction by
transition in some of our more ques- the same inadequacies of government,
tionable contemporary idealogical religion, and people themselves. A
standings; mainly the trials and tri- world of disinterested spectators
bulations of the rat race. They're in- merely biding their time, refusing to
clined to see the impersonalization of make any firm commitments. At any
today's world as being a chief cause of rate, the song does end on a positive
many individuals' unhappiness. note: it counsels that what one sows,
As an opening line for an album, one will reap.
"Take this song of freedom/Put it on Declaration's songs at times are a
and arm yourself for the fight" de- bit grandiose and jaded, although on
mands attention and acts as a har- the whole, it is a fine first album by a,
binger of the rest of material. Tired of young band. If they are able to maintain
being pushed around by governments, their politics of the re-assertion of
being socially oppressed and having human values, they will probably go far;
personal preferences for one's direc- however, this may not be so easily
tion in life disregarded by societal urmui3o nguinl antu remorse, wnule the accomplished. Success does strange
mensional subject matter in that all the band, outfitted with both electric and
forces, added to the constant denial of songs revolve around the aforesaid things to people, like making them
acoustic guitars, plugs along with him
basic humanitarian doctrines--the concerns. However, the band has cir- forget their original aims and mea-
accenting points with background vo-
Alarm, if you will, sound the alarm. cumvented the intrinsic monotony that nings, plus it can also coerce them to
cals that are tight with emotion.
Their songs are concerned with the can result from this by employing a life- forfeit their personal integrity for a
Besides the already popular "Where quick buck. But, as someone once said,
ever-present woes of society and the or-death sense of conviction in their
Were You Hiding When The Storm "Only time will tell"--if the band is able
ideas of standing up, fighting back, and singing, instrumentation, and overall
Broke" and "Sixty-Eight Guns",other to remain on their present path and
(possibly) winning. presentation of material. Mike Peter's
notable songs , include "Blaze of
Declaration, the band's first full voice drags out syllables in the midst of Glorv"- whichexernpifies mature a little, they just may get
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Children of the Corn
past efforts such as Carrie and The This unrealistic plot may have been Then there are Toby and Sarah, the
Directed by Fritz Kiersch
Shining, which dealt with the super- less of a problem had the characters only two children (brother and sister) of
Story by Stephen King
natural as does Children of the Corn, been more believable. The story re- Gatlin who think Isaac is strange.
With Peter Horton, Linda Hamilton
King's plots have been more volves around Burt and Vicki, a couple What's really strange though,is that
Released by New World Pictures
believable. in their mid twenties (much too old for neither of them appear to be upset that
by Jean Marie Pugni Carrie centers around a daughter Isaac and his gang), who are traveling Isaac had their parents killed. Toby
There's trouble in them thar corn who is a social outcast due to her out west and pass through Gatlin, even witnessed a diner crowded with
fields. It seems there's these little self- mother's strange ways. The Shining Nebraska, a town of children and corn adults, including his father, being
made orphans (that's right), guided by tells of a family who watches over a fields. Peter Horton is a little too casual slaughtered by some children with the
Isaac (an eerie-looking midget not to be hotel during its off-season in a deserted as Burt. He takes too long to realize help of their "God." Both kids seem
messed with) who have interpreted town. The father eventually goes in- that he's not safe in Gatlin, and his unrealisticly indifferent to the mur-
the Bible in ainew and distinctive way. sane due to his long isolation and some curiousity and overbearing sense of ders.
They believe that they are supposed to help from supernatural beings. Both good will get him into perilous situa- As far as the slaugter goes, it consists
"spill blood for Him." "Him" refers to movies, aside from the unearthly magic tions. He copes with danger pretty well, of the usual throat slashings, axe
"God," who appears as a fiery, hurtling that goes on, have credible story lines though--he's abnormally brave. Linda hackings, and chest stabbings that
mass. The blood belongs to all adults, that most of us have either heard about Hamilton overacts a bit as Vicki, but at we've come to know (and love?) from
and even the children themselves, once or witnessed in one form or another (Le. least she looks terror-stricken when Stephen King. Whenever the camera
they have reached the eve of their 19th isolation, crazy parents). When was the she should. focuses in on that lusterous blade, you
birthday. Why all this brutality for the last time you read about an evil little As the demonic leader, Isaac looks know you're in for some graphic vio-
older generations? Because "God," man who holds religious rituals in the wonderfully horrifying. His number lence.
who speaks through Isaac, wants it this corn fields of a small town (attended one hit man Malachai speaks with an This film just doesn't live up to the
"adult nightmare" it's billed as. More
way. only by children) and successfully exaggerated lip movement and walks
Children of the Corn, the latest of leads these children to kill all adults as if he's in severe pain; consequently, appropriately it might be considered a
"comedy from the corn fields."
Stephen King's novels to be turned into including parents? This is a case of he comes across as more comedic than
- Albums
Find Your Fun
the Manet/Picasso/groundbreaker
EBN-OZN types. For all this hedging I really
Feeling Cavalier like the albumbecause EBN-OZN
Elektra/Asylum Records I are not claiming to be into heavy-
by Kathy Esseks duty messages and political impli-
cations. They're real people. So
Months after walking up Broad-
this brings us to the outstanding cut
way and into the music scene with
"Video DJ." A salsa beat heats
"AEIOU Sometimes Y" EBN-OZN
things up, and we cavort through
are back with a full service lp, Feel-
this tale of getting drunk at a club
ing Cavalier. EBN-OZN (the ar-
and meeting a luscious vj. This is
tists' names much like Run-DMC) the distilled essence of danceable
exude a sense of the ultimate cool. fun,plus it avoids the chauvinsm
They're like the guys you remem- that mars "AEIOU." Beg, borrow,
ber from high school who hung out or steal this record just so you can
in the halls after the late bell hear the rap before the final cho-
and had a quick answer for every- rus--aural gratification as they say.
thing--y'know, cool. In addition tc rus--aural gratification as they say.
casting this intriguing aura--I always An honorable mention has to go
had two passes and an unimpeach- 7
to "TV Guide," a 13th century
able excuse if I was in the hall dur- monastic choir interpretation of
ing class--EBN-OZN are masters of that latter-day bible, the TV Guide
the slick, quirky, and derivitive EBN's voice is over dubbed into an
song. acapella plain chant of "TV Guide,
The material on Feeling Cavalier. TV Guide, TV Guide..."--how ap-
is perfect pop product: light, amu- propriate, how disposable.
sing, and disposable. EBN-OZN are The bottom line is you've gotta
not creating the synth classics of to- take your fun where you can find
morrow (who is, anyway?)--but
it. New bands form every day, re-
they're having a lot of fun imitating k lease singles, and are heralded as
styles and glitzing up predictable FEELI Sthe ones who will save us from
formulae. well. iComplete wiLn Chnurci uorgan Stop is anu-psycneuenc-- w nen our musical swamp of desolation.
Highly eclectic musicians, vocal- scale runs and that whistling windy your favorite tangerine dream has
Each new hope is just as manipu-
ist EBN and computer master OZN sound that means the song is seri- long died Lucy dropped the dia- lative and self-serving as the ongs
approach songwriting the way An- ous "Bag Lady"is full of hot air and mond"-full of references to all the that came before (saving a few of
dy Warhol tackles art--highlighting inventiveness and utterly devoid of fun we had in 1969 or something. course). EBN-OZN don't claim a
the everyday and banal and trans- a reason for being. Other songs on Next in line of quality is "I Want global impact for Feeling Cavmlier
. forming bourgeois objects into ul- the lp are so superior to this grand- Cash" a wonderful gimme song that they just take a magnifying glass to
even iose mess that there's no excuse recalls the Flying Lizards' remake the everyday bizarre aspects of
tra chic,"now" art. Warhol for making this EBN-OZN's next of "I Want Money" combined with society, and any serious interpret-
"Pop Art
gets a nod in the
Bop." It's not
song
plagiarism if you single.
the green stuff.
p
all the recent rap routines about ations are up to you.
Moving from the ridiculous to-
give credit where credit's due. wards the sublime "Stop Stop Give
shoud be apparent
Blues
Echoes of the Moody Bynow it should be the de-
a rhapsody it Up" is almost a response to are more the de-
dominate "Bag Lady," "%White Lines." "that. EBN-OZN
in Grandmaster Flash's
Grandmaster Flash'sti-cocae es.topcoupage/collage types rather than
about the little old lady wrapped
in the subway stair- Instead of being anti-cocaine "Stop
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and October 8, 5-8:45 pm. However, After a brief intermission in which
by Brian T. Ehrlich legiate Guide to Courses in Latin, Ad breaks between semesters
will be from several Flinstones cartoons were
Amidst controversy concerning the Nausem" in that the average attention' three to four months long. Marburger
shown, the meeting resumed. At this
utility fee, the refrigerator size limi- span of an individual is about ten continued, saying that the extra time
point, Marburger focused on a part of
tation and the dorm cooking program, minutes; after that the person no longer will allow everyone to enjoy their free
his program in which he had achieved
President Marburger last weekend has any interest in the subject. This is time better. "As for me, the extra
success. "The weather has always been
stunned Stony Brook University with part of the problem involving grades at months off mean I can go to Europe..
a problem with this university but f
his plans to change future academic this university. When asked to further Now that I'm president I can afford
have it under control now." Through
semesters. At an informal conference explain, Marburger replied "explain it."
the use of government loans and
with professors and students, he an- what?" What Marburger had obviously not
nounced the change, which will be Under the new plan classes will meet counted on was funding,he hehas been able to decide
a strong opposition when to schedule the weather. Be-
effective starting next semester. once or twice a week, depending on the from the professors. "It's bad enough
ginning this fall it will rain on every
Through the use of such visual aids as 'type of course, and will be from five to we have to put up with these kids but
other Wednesday, and snow is ex-
cardboard cut-outs and hand puppets, seven hours long. By extending the with longer classes we have to be with
pected to occur on September 18 and
he illustrated his program of shor- time of each course, Marburger feels them longer." Another professor ad-
20 from 2-4 pm. Knowing that there's
tening the semester and lengthening that it will encourage more people to go ded, "I might as well adopt my stu-
to their classes. "Sure they're going to dents. I'll see them more than I will my never been a pleasant weekend,
the hours of the classes.
Marburger painstakingly went out of
"I don't know about most of you, but be long, but everyone will get out of own children."
his way to insure sunny days for the
this place is driving me crazy," Mar- here a lot faster," was his response to To appease them Marburger said he weekends. But in doing so, Marburger
burger said to open the meeting. After .angry protests voiced by those in the would reward them for their troubles.
had to compromise. In exchange for the
thanking those present for attending he back. With classes being extended, the Beginning next semester salaries will
seasonal weather he had to forfeit the
immediately wasted no time in stating school semester will be shortened to increase by twenty percent, including building of a water polo arena. With a
and explaining his program and why he five weeks. Another round of applause that of the president's "If everyone else faint tear in his eye, Marburger re-
has decided to implement it. greeted the president after issuing this is getting a raise, I might as well get into
statement. minisced about his earlier days, re-
"I'd just as soon get my work done the action too." In addition, professors marking, "I used to play water polo
and get out of here." This statement will be given the privilege to use fa- until my horse drowned."
brought forth a round of applause from Before Marburger had a chance to cilities prohibited to them previously.
forth to At the conclusion of the meeting
the students present. He explained continue, a question was put These rights include use of faculty Marburger circulated through the au-
that the present schedule of fifteen him about vacations. "If the semester is
bathrooms, parking on campus, and dience to field comments and any
weeks and fifty to seventy-five minute to be shortened, then when would there i being able to address Marburger
possible questios concerning his pro-
classes has been ineffective in pro- be days off?." Marburger replied that without first saluting and saying
gram. Overall, the attitude towards this
ducing educated students. On behalf of due to the increased hours, days off had "Heil." However, the rights to having a
startling news was favorable but many
the students, Marburger agreed clas- to be carefully planned out in advance departmental mistress and partying were apprehensive in stating a posi-
ses were too long and sympathized with before he could finalize his decision. As within one's own office is still forbidden
for next to them. tion. One student best summed-up the
those having to sit through lectures and of now, the vacation days Said Marburger, "If we all had afternoon by commenting, "For this I
I
trying to retain all that was taught. He semester are as follows: September 4, the same rights. I'd be just like e- had to miss the NCAA play-offs?"
am; vervone else."
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adventures in the wilds of Tennessee,all critially
important to the operation of student entertain-
ment. All my um friends at the Press were dis-
couraged at my lack of success because they
were hoping to get some really damaging pic- Y
4
tures. Finally a friend who's studied the mech- 4
ancis of dating men very closely said "You"ll
never get a story at this rate, no wonder you sit I
home alone on Friday nights," She lent me the
last 12 issues of Cosmo and after hours of note- I 4
taking I returned to the fray with orange hair
and pink lipstick.
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Success at last. People thought I was Annie
Lennox and told me how much they liked
"Sweet Dreams" even though it was over played,
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and would I like to play Stony Brook. I said sure
now we're getting somewhere. I need to discuss
contractual details and stuff over dinner with a
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and I said how about Dan Hank? I've heard so 4
much about him. Apparently Dan was missing in 4
action or extremely tied up with Mr. Sulu or 4
trapped in a corner having people admire his 4
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liquid brown eyes. So I looked down my list and 4
asked how about Phil Goldstein? He would've 4
been glad to go but he was out of town, aslee,
4
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at the movies, or food shopping I forget which. 4
Sean Murphy? I inquired. Sixteen groupies look-
ed up and said dream on sweetie, he's mine. ' Hi there, I'm Hal the can man. It used to be I could
It looked grim for our hero, but fortunatly only get half a cent for one of these things, but now
the man of the moment, Mike D'Andrea, better thanks to some creative lawmaking in Albany I'm
known as Beppo, wondered in just then and
agreed to sacrifice three hours of his valuable doing better than ALCOA. I'll be serving soda in cups*
time. He said he kind of liked orange hair and 4 all week at the Scrounge at the usual price of550€.
wanted to go out with Cyndi Lauper when she 4So why not come down and hear about the grand
was here, but she was on a tight schedule.
I couln't tell if this was a compliment or not * opening of my new speakeasy. Uncle Mario is trying, 4
but we adjourned to the Rainy Night House, not hard to help.
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Viewpoint
cieved only eight responses. Wierdos, too. I beat, if you know what I mean. Oh well. Rick in the middle of their second set, Mike got up to
asked him what the secret was and we wrote a' Springfield was playing on the jukebox, the diet go to the bathroom and must 've lost his .
few sample ones just so I could get the hang of soda had gone to my head, and the violent argu- sense of direction because he didn't return. I
My knew ad is in this weeks Voice in case any- ment at the next table over which roommates didn't mind too much. I did have his autograph,
one wants to like answer it or something. would wear spandex pants that night all blended some pointers on writing an effective personnals,
into a happy haze of contentment. and the satisfaction of having dined with the
Over dessert (a brownie and a black and My idyll was rudely interrupted by the ap- finest Stony Brook has to offer. All I need now
white) and coffee we discussed music, Stony pearnance of the live act of the evening, who is an 8 x 10 glossy for my ceiling (to go next to
Brook Concerts past and present, and told Dan turned out to be remarkably good, a couple the pic of Joan Jett) and I'll be set for life.
Lupi stories. I ended up really wishing that he doing old Bay City Rollers sang, perfect recrea- Next week: My date with The Alarm. The inside
was still around cause these guys seemed pretty tions of a forgotten era. What joy. Somewhere fax.
Remember:
Friday is the last day to Withdraw from a
course or P/NC a course. If you are
crazy, you can change a course from
P/NC to a letter grade.
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Dorm Cooking
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Dr. Fred Preston's controversial Dorm Cooking committee ha
covered the fact that the damage to plumbing and electrical systems
dormitories has in fact been caused by aliens from the planet Ven
"The alien attack is apparantly part of a complex plot to ruin our N
life," a high level administrator told the Inquirer. Plans are underws
ordinated by distinguished professor John Truxall and Nobel winne.
Yang to build a space battleship to fight off the aliens. Unfortun
according to the source, the cost of the battle cruiser will be so high th
dorm cooking fee will be raised to $500,000 per person.