6/29/2014 23 Problems All Scorpios Will Understand

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1. Your Scorpio independence makes it really hard to
ask for help when you need it.
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Needing help with a thing = youre a failure.
2. Youve felt the strain of pretending to be happy for
someone when they succeed.
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3. Some people might call you stubborn, but you
prefer determined.
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To-may-to, to-mah-to.
4. You dont know what an innocent crush feels like
because you jump from mild attraction to I wanna
do bad things with you in two seconds flat.
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5. Your self-image vacillates between Im the best
and Im the worst with almost nothing in between.

What is this moderation you speak of?
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6. Sometimes your feelings dont make a ton of
sense.
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Im angry/happy/turned on/hungry. And also a little sad? I dont know.
7. Youve had to dial down your excitement about
something because no one else seems as pumped
about it as you.

YES THERE IS PIZZA FOR LUNCH TODAY AND I have completely neutral feelings
on this topic. Whatever.
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8. You have a shit list comprised of people who
insulted you or pissed you off exactly once.
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One strike youre out.
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9. Youve lost friends over a group project because
you cant deal with other peoples ideas.
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10. You often identify with the villains more than the
heroes.
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If you were Loki youd be pissed too.
11. Whenever your friends talk about Hogwarts they
always sort you in Slytherin.
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As long as it helps you on your way to greatness, you dont care.
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12. Your amazing memory ensures that every tiny
failure, no matter how small or long ago, haunts you
to this day.
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13. That same good memory also means youve
pretended to forget things so people dont think
youre weird.
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14. Waiting is not your strong suit and it never will be.
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15. Scorpios are characterized as tempestuous balls
of emotions but youre actually a very logical person.
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Scorpios get the best of both worlds. Deal with it.
16. People accuse you of being intimidating.
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Intimidating? Me? I dont know the meaning of the word.
17. Youve worked really hard to reach some goal but
immediately gotten bored the second you achieved it.
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18. There comes a point in every argument when you
completely tune out, so your opponent incorrectly
assumes theyve won.
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You just stepped out before somebody got hurt.
19. Constructive criticism means nothing to you.
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So what youre saying is you hate me. Cool, got it.
20. Your default is brutal honesty and thats not
always okay. Apparently.
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21. Youre the friend everyone trusts to make
decisions, but if something goes wrong its
automatically your fault.
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OMG just choose a restaurant! Its not hard.
22. And of course, your birthday either gets caught up
in pre-Halloween madness
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Combo birthday/Halloween parties are a given.
23. or is roped in with Thanksgiving.
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