Escolar Documentos
Profissional Documentos
Cultura Documentos
By Steven Donnini
Steven Donnini
Copyright
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10/16/2007
DonniniStudio@aol.com
the center seats of the plane with my kid and an Arab, who
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front office door opens and Everett Elting III, nursing a
who are blonde, red head, brown and a tall dark male.
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Everett is coming along as a backup if things get off
“Drinks?”
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Everett, “Stoli on the rocks with a twist of lime.”
we’d like 4 new faces that can set the brand on fire. All
theme this year is, “Be Sassy with Careall hair products.”
Harry, “We are looking for faces that can act and look
$250,000 for each and 2nd year option, plus expenses and
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agency fees. By the way, your competition is BiCoastal in
mind contest.
glued on it. With the caption, “No one beats the Pit
Crew!” The phones are ringing and the crew is sorting out
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Jack, “Hey Carla. Well, we were 30 takes into the morning
Jack, “Yeah. The cameraman was the only one who could see
Brother, “Hello?”
Clara, “Better send the backup kid.” She walks back into
her office.
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Later that day, Teddy the agency booker calls out from the
there?”
I’m calling my lawyer!” She hangs up. Jack calls from his
hotel room. “Carla, the shit has hit the fan. That Green
The clients will get a million dollar law suit and I get a
can’t get off the head even for a moment. I’m a nervous
wreck!”
your fault.”
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Clara, “How’s that?”
come first?”
Tony, “I’m not your type. I heard you’re in love with the
urinal.”
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Vangie pokes her head out of her office. “Teddy take the
Carla, “Take your camera along, I’d like some group street
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sauce, pasta, grilled snapper, fish soup and fresh made
Linda are getting silly and laughing with each other and
when Linda stops at their table to fix her shoe. She bends
over exposing her bare ass to the couple. The Judge’s wife
She falls back to the floor on her butt. Pauley helps her
with a dumb old dried up fag hag telling us what we can and
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Everyone laughs. Encouraged by the laughter, Jessy pipes
in, “If that old, fat, bitch doesn’t like us, she can kiss
my ass.” She bends over and lifts her skirt. Tony takes
action. Linda puts a clam with red sauce in her spoon and
The “Sassy Models Gone Wild” are loaded into the cop car,
They are arrested and booked into the in jail complete with
finger prints and mug shots. Linda paints her face with
looks like she has been beaten up. Jessy puts black clown
All of the mug shots are made public by the next day. It’s
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and Mel Gibson hall of fame category. The next afternoon,
Everett, Vangie and Clara are in the bullpen going over the
Clara, “I say, the cat is out of the bag. Let’s make the
best of it. By the end of the day, the press will splatter
in order.”
Vangie, “We have more couth and style than you’ll ever
Vangie, “Well.”
Teddy walks into the bullpen. “Is this meeting open for
bad news?”
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Teddy, “Well, Chi Chi’s thing was caught on video by one of
You Tube last night. It’s all over the web. That’s not
all, the mug shots are being offered as downloads. The log
Vangie, “We’re screwed unless the Puffer can get Harry back
in a good spirits.”
She almost killed him. I was in the E.R. with him until
Clara, “My pappy always said, when you step on you dick,
Vangie, “Oh!”
That night every 24 hour news network had the mug shots and
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Vangie refuses to answer her cell phone as it rings
incessantly.
Teddy picks up one call saying, “What the fuck. How bad
Green girl. Looks like she will live without her spleen
Jack, “Oh yeah, your new kid to replace was a dud. At 169
Jack, “Let me get back to the office and check the damages.
She clicks him off and answers a call from the evil twin.
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“OK, so what’s your story?”
“Well, I got all the kids out on bond, but they need to go
way, we’re fucked. The Judge was pissed because his wife
Clara, “So for the next 28 days 4 of our best talent are in
passed the drug pee test and got off easy with a fine.”
not without us. Get it? And we got the biggest story
going.”
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Teddy looking at the mug shots, “Now, look at those kids.”
Every time the phone rings they all look at the caller ID.
Clara answers. Before she can speak Harry says, “You guys
fucking idiots!”
late, all the labels are printed and the product is already
over this.”
everyone with hair will know the Sassy name and the faces
you were looking for and that’s before you’ve even spend a
Clara, “Call them back and tell them we have had 2 million
shots were downloaded yet. But, just think about the Sassy
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image. Shots of the kids with great photography. What
hero.”
fortune.”
Clara, “Who gives a shit. Have you seen the mug shots?
the rehab bill. Then, there’s the fame factor. You have
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Harry, “At this point you’re a rich, Sassy, mother fucker.”
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