10OutrageousSexyMomentsHidden

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Gamersneedlovetoo,andwhoarewetojudgewhenthatneedisfilteredintogames?Foralmost
aslongasdevelopershavehiddensecretmessagesandeastereggsintheirgames,anelementof
thosenaughtycreativeshavetakentheopportunitytohidesexualimageryandextracontentfor
gamerstofindineventhemostchildtargetedgames.Somegamersmightarguethatthereisvery
littlethatismoresexythanachievingakillstreakinCallofDutywithahandgunoraknife,but
thosedevelopersseemtodisagree,recognisingthatthereisclearlyafundamentalyearninginthe
gamingcommunitytoseenakedskinwhiletheyplay.Eitherthatortheyquiterightlyrealisethat
thesightofinappropriatelysexyimagesinsomethingasmainstreamasatentpolegamingrelease
ishilarious.Morestringestcensorshiprulesmightwellnowseetheendofsuchbehaviour,sowhile
itsstillpossibletoseethissortofmaterial,werecelebratingtenofthemostoutrageousexamples
ofsexualcontenthiddeninvideogames
1.SanAndreasHotCoffeeMod
Whereelsecouldwestart?SanAndreasHotCoffeeModwasthemomentthatrealisedeveradults
fearthattheirGTAlovingchildrenwereplayingsomethingnotaltogetherwholesome.Asifmurder,
soliciting prostitutes and revelling in a life of crime werent enough San Andreas included the
remainsofanultimatelycutsexminigamethatcheekymoddersfoundanddulysharedwiththe
world.Okaysoadmittedlyitsprettydifficulttoactuallydoanythingotherthansimulatesexwith
all of your clothes on, but the grinding was probably more than enough for prudish mothers
everywheretoexplodewithrighteousindignationwhentheydiscoveredtheirsonsplayingthrough
theminigame.
2.PantlessMerylMGS
Aclassic.IfyoufollowedMetalGearSolidsMerylSilverburghintothetoiletquicklyenoughwhen
shewasdisguisedasanenemysoldier andyoudcatchherwithherpantsdown.Naturallyupset,
Meryl pulls a gun which is probably even more understandable given that this is actually the
secondtimeitspossibletocatchherinherunderwearinthesamegame.Earlier,whenyouenter
the B1 lock up its possible to watch her doing exercises in her pants, provided youre willing to
keepexitingandenteringtheventstospyonherandapparentlysomegamersweremorethan
willing
4.MetroidSexyReveal
Talk about obligatory seminudity! It probably says a great deal about the way gamers and
developersthinkthatoneofthemostprofoundrevelationsintheearlydaysofgamingcameinthe
shapeofMetroidssecretfemalehero.Completingtheoriginalgamerevealedthattheherowe
hadjustguidedthroughsavingthegalaxywasinfactagirl,andjusttoalmostentirelywipeoutthe
GirlPowersentimentsofthatnarrativetwist,thedevelopersdecidedtoobjectifyherjustalittle
bitbyhavingherstripdowntoabathingsuitforthoseluckyenoughtocompletethegame.Doit
in under three hours which was basically impossible and Samus would strip a little further,
revealingmoreskininabikinitoshowhergratitudetothegamerforbeingsoincrediblytalented,
inaverymuchnotsexistatallmanner
5.BanjoKazooiesDirtyGeography
Spend enough time exploring Terrydactyland from the air in Banjo Tooie and youll see the
unmistakablesightofanejaculatingpeniscarvedoutofthelandscapeandcolouredconspicuously
inemeraldgreen,justincaseyoumisseditfirsttime.Youmightthinkitsjustacoincidence,even
despitetheveryobviousdesign,ifitwerentforthefactthatBanjohasprevious,andthehidden
adultappropriatesecretshiddeninthegamescouldprobablyrunclosetothehundreds.Itallgets
forgivenasRaresBritishsenseofhumourandfun,butisitreallyappropriatetohaveanejaculating
penisisagamesoobviouslymarketedatayoungeraudience?Wellno,butthatdoesntmakeit
anylesshilarious.
6.InappropriateShadowWarrior
AsidefromtheprettyracistpresentationoftheprotagonistLoWang(chortle)ShadowWarrior
wasalsoknownforitsinappropriateinclusionofsexymomentstohelpplayerswiththemonotony
of killing Doomlike dark side creatures. Hardly surprising given that it was Duke Nukems 3D
Realmsbehindthegamesdevelopmentadevelopmentcompanywhoseemedintentonpushing
as many boundaries of decency as humanly possible and not caring who they offended in the
process. As you navigate the games levels, every now and then Wang will come across a semi
nakedgirl,whoclearlydoesntfitinwiththerestofthegameandwhoseinclusionhasnoartistic
meritornarrativevalueotherthangivingtheplayeradisposablethrill.Oh,andtoallowWangto
mutterimmortallinessuchasthatfeaturedinthevideobelow:YouwanttowashWang,oryou
wanttowatchWangwashwang?Shakespearewouldbeproud
7.GTAIV:StripperBonus
OneofthemostnotoriousGTAmomentsfromthehistoryofthefranchise,andfacilitatedbythe
move to greater graphics, GTA IVs stripper sequences were about as authentically sexy as the
serieshadevergot.Sure,uptothispointtheplayerhadbeenabletouseprostitutes(andkillthem
fortheirmoney,)aswellassomecheekydevilsgainingaccesstotheHotCoffeemodpreviously
mentioned,butthatwasalljustpixelatedsuggestioncomparedtotherampantsexualityonshow
inGTAIV.Anditwasfairlydifficulttoexplaintothegirlfriendwhyyouweresittingwatchingwhat
amountstoabunchofverycleverlyarrangedsquaresmakingsexymovesespeciallywhenaccess
totheinternetandrealnakedladieswasbutafewsimpleclicksaway.Notcontentwithoffering
normal stripping services, the games Pink Triangle Club also provided special services like the
particularlycolourfuldancesessionbelow
8.GodOfWarSexyMini-Game
WemightnothaveactuallyseenKratosbumpingugliesinthis2005release,buthisapproachof
thebed,followedbytheunmistakablenoisesofrumpypumpyjustoffcamerawasenoughtoget
somecomplainersalittlehotunderthecollaratthetimeofrelease.GodOfWarperhaps,butGod
OfStamina?Notsomuch.Butthen,Isupposehemanagestobringtwoladiestoorgasmwitha
merepressingoffourbuttons,andthatssomeachievement.
9.KirbysDreamLand2
Anothernaughtyeasteregg
hiddeninthegeographyofalevel,thisinappropriatelysexyadditiontoKirbysDreamLand2a
gameaimedalmostexclusivelyatchildrenprobablydidntcausetoomuchofastiratthetimeof
release,givenhowunlikelyitwastobediscoveredonaGameboyscreen,butitwasstillincluded
togetanaughtylittlethrilloutofthosegamersoldenoughandobservantenoughtonoticeit.The
secretstage55evenfeaturedatinyhedgehogperfectlyplacedtomimicpubichair
10.TombRaiderNudity
Strictly speaking, this one doesnt quite fit with the others, since the infamous Lara Croft Nude
cheat code was in fact a great big hoax and resulted in the slinky archaeologist exploding in a
shower of limbs, but that doesnt in any way dillute its infamy or its impact on the controversy
hatingcommunitiesofcomplainerswhopickuponanythingalittleuntoward.Ironically,theTomb
Raider devs trick actually convinced hackers to create a mod that allowed PC gamers the
opportunitytoseeCroftnaked,andthoughitwasnthiddenintheactualgame,thegenesisofthe
mod,andthecrucialpartthedevelopersplayedinpullingtheswitchmeansthenudemodactually
qualifiesforthislist.Sadly,theclosestweevergottolegitimatelyseeingLaranakedwasthisever
soslightlytitivating,butalltoomurderyshowerscenefromTombRaider2.Seemssomethingof
anoverreactiontousjusthangingaroundinthebathroom
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