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I have always liked the word oxymoron, a word which according to Webster could describe the
results of the combination of oxygen and stupidity; or a man endowed by his Creator with
emasculated bovine feeblemindedness; or the combining of contradictory or incongruous words.
Stated otherwise, an oxymoron is "the product of an oxygen crazed bovinic moron's combination of
words, or, more succinctly, feebleminded hot air. Military Intelligence, in popular punning
parlance, is considered to be a prime example of an oxymoron. Another prime example would be
Jumbo Shrimp [what of Jambalied Shrimp?].
Perchance you noted from my cover photo that to vary my diet of words & vegetation, I also slurp the
occasional hamburger. Please dont be shocked! It is not like you eating long pig. I eat only
HAMburgers, not BEEFburgers or OXburgers, or so I believe, though your euphemizing of long
pig does give me a moments pause. Does the English language make me an unintentional cannibal?
No! My intent is just to figuratively sharply & dully cannibalize English by slurping in & spitting
out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down, paraphrased and/or edited for fit, flow or
flabbergastation, for: "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?
This Guide contains an extensive listing of the Oxymorons, Double Entendres, One-Liners &
SUCH, slurped up by me over the years. As up to date as Slurpee Summit and Toxic Assets; as
classically classy as Military Intelligence; as misguided as Mission Accomplished; and as
Double Entendrey as Killer Pussy. And now were Fashionably Oxymoronic? I dare say,
oxymorons & such contain wisdom to ruminate on, and to live, laugh and cry by!
Thus, there are such as Isaac Bashevis Singer's universal revelation: "We must believe in free will, we
have no choice." Clara Barton's realization: "I can distinctly remember forgetting that." Woody
Allen's retrospective: "The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small." And then Sarah
Palin: "'Refudiate,2 misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language, she states
correctly, Shakespeare liked to coin new words too [but intentionally]. Gotta celebrate it!'"
Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actual
scholarly classifications of the listed items. Thats yours to chew through and muddle over. Some may
be shown here to showcase others and/or for completeness. Enjoy! And please forgive any
imbalances in oxymorons with sexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as a
eunuchized Ox, not provided with a harem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know little
of such matters. Perhaps, that is why I find words, instead of cows, so TITillating, so sexy . . . . Butt
enough B.S. (or is that O.S.?)! Lets sink our teeth into this moronic meat loaf and get to the
jugular of the matter, so all of my vain slurping shall not have been in, or miss the, vein! Now
onward to explore Volume 2 of 3 (G-N)
From Peter, Paul and Marys Leatherwing Bat, whose "500 Miles" has been identified as being taken from an old Rosh
Hashanah Areshes Sifaseinu Litvish niggun, [Lithuanian Jews religious humming tune], "an oxymoron.
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Palins Refudiate: Oxford American Dictionary's Word of the Year for 2010 So, yes, you can still coin new words!
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Gapology
Garage Apartment
Garage Sale Sign Has Lost Letter b Garbage Sale
Garbage Art
Garbage Disposals Here Probably Eat Better Than Many People In Other Countries
Gardener Needs A Good Sense Of Humus
Gardener? No, Im A Plant Manager
Gardeners Always Know The Ground Rules
Gargantuan Lilliputian
Garlick Maketh A Man Wynke, Drynke & Stynke [Thomas Nash]
Garlic's Odor Is Known By Everyone 'Save He Who Has Eaten It' [George Ellwanger]
Gash Rash
Gasoline With Carrot Juice, You Get Beta Mileage
Gassed & Out Cold [Enemy Soldiers]
Gassed & Ready To Go [The Sherman Tank & Its Drunk Driver]
Gassed - Drained Of Energy
Gassed Off [The Blowhard]
Gastro-Athletes Eat Hotdogs By The Kennel
Gastro-Athletes Of Coney Island Make Theirs Coneys
Gastro-Athletes Wolf Down Hotdogs By The Pack
Gastronomic Joylessness - Porridge Fills Brit Up & Prunes Clear Him Out [E. M. Forster]
Gastropub - Good Food & Good Drink
Gates Are Down & Lights Are Flashing, But Train's Not Coming
Gateway
Gator Hammock Gator Sauce, Frelda, Florida For The Gator You Got Before It Got You!
Gave My Son A Hint, On His Room Door I Posted: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18
Gave Up Violin For Computer, Can't See Naked Pictures Of Girls On A Violin [Leverage 3.4]
Gavel To Gavel
Gay Australian Left His Wife & Returned To Sydney
Gay Christians
Gay Conservative Is An Oxymoron [Star Parker]
Gay-Cut Hair Salon [Bangkok, Thailand]
Gay Devil
Gay Drill Sergeant
Gay Gayal [Oxys Kissin Cousin]
Gay Guy With Diarrhea Is A 'Juicy Fruit'!
Gay - High-Spirited, Cheerful & Given To Social Pleasures - He Led A Gay Bohemian Life
Gay - Homosexual - He Led A Gay Bohemian Life
Gay Men Dont Have Lez Fun!
Gay Man In Chinese Restaurant Ordered Sum Yung Guy
Gay Marriage
Gay Marriage Ok'ed So Long As Both Are Gay & One & Only One Is A Lesbian
Gay Marriage, Shouldnt All Marriages Be Gay - Even Between A Man & A Woman?
Gay Nineties [1890s]
Gay Nineties, Old Timers Have All The Fun!
Gay Nineties Yes, But What About The Gay Twenties, Thirties & Forties?
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Gentleman Thief
Gentleman Will Not Insult Me & No Man Not A Gentleman Can Insult Me
Gentleman's Agreement
Gentleman's Club
Gentleman's Duel
Genuine Fake
Genuine Fake Watches
Genuine Faux Watches
Genuine Forgery
Genuine Illusion
Genuine Imitation
Genuine Imitation Leather
Genuine Imitation Naughahide
Genuine Journalist
Genuine Plastic
Genuine Replica
Genuine Veneer
Genuinely Bogus [Christopher Hassall]
Genuinely Fake
Genius Is One Percent Inspiration, Ninety-Nine Percent Perspiration [Thomas Edison]
Geocaching - Treasure Hunt Via Global Positioning System To Locate The Cache
Geometrically Progressive Silence
Geometry Holds Clues For The Meaning Of Life, Look & You Will See The Sines
Geometry Teacher Who Lost Parrot Had Polygon
George Clooney-Like: Swingle, Good-Looking & Dabbling In Indie Pics. Check & Check
George Edward & Edward George Claimed No Female Side At Their Gay Nuptials
George The First, NOT [George Washington]
George 'The Gipper' Gipp
George W. Bush, First US President Who Thought He Spoke Spanish [Jorge Ramos]
George Washington's Brother Sam Was The Uncle Of Our Country [Samuel Walter 1734-81]
George Ws Bush
Georgia Peach, Biting Through The Flannel Brings Tears To Your Eyes [Melissa Fay Greene]
Georgia Peach Lying Under Peach Tree, Her Flannel Pierced & She Pitted, Felt Peachy
Gephyrophobia - Fear Of Bridges & Perhaps Even Bridge Builders
Gerascophobia & Gerontophobia - Fear Of Growing Old, Aging & Latter Also Of Elderly
German-Chinese Food Is Delicious But In An Hour 'You're Hungry For Power' [Dick Cavett]
Germany Solves Its Energy Crisis - Burns Greece!
Gerrymander
Get A New Car For Your Spouse, It'll Be A Great Trade
Get Even, If A Man Steals Your Wife Let Him Keep Her
Get Knotted
Get Off My Case, Toilet Face! [Welcome Back, Kotter]
Get Off The Cook Stove, Grandpa, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
Get Out Of Debt Free
Get Out Of Debt-Free
Get Out Of Dodge
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Ginger Rogers Did All Fred Astaire Did, But Backwards & In High Heels [Faith Whittlesey]
Gingrich: Romney Took Kosher Food Out Of Mouths Of Holocaust Survivors [Fla. Robo-Calls]
Giraffe Family Reunion Is A 'Necks Of Kin'
G.I.R.L. = Guy In Real Life
Girl Flutters Her Breasts Without Knowing The Consequences
Girl Humped In Egyptian Tomb Soon Become Mummy
Girl Must Marry For Love & Keep On Marrying Until She Finds It [Zsa Zsa Gabor]
Girl Scout Nuts
Girl Who Sat On Jockeys Lap Got Hot Tip
Girl Who Sat On Judge's Lap Got Honorable Discharge
Girl Who Screamed & Shouted For A Pony Got A Little Hoarse
Girl Who Slid Down Bannister Made Monkey Shine
Girlfriends Are Like Credit Cards, You Can't Get One Unless You Already Have One
Girlie Men! [Governator's Characterization Of His Legislators]
Girly-Man
Girls Are Like Phones, Loving To Be Held & Talked To, But Push The Wrong Button .....
Girls Are Like Phones, Push The Wrong Button & You'll Be Disconnected!
Girl's Best Asset Is Her `Lie' Ability
Girls Girl
Girls Kvell Upon Engagement & Weep Upon Walking Down The Aisle
Girls With The Least Principle Draw The Most Interest, You Can Bank On That!
Girlfriend
Girlfriend Just Curled Her Hair With Her Hair Straighteners
Girlie Men
Girlie Men!, The Govenators Name For Disagreeing Legislators
Girly Man
Give A Boy A Hammer & Everything He Encounters Will Need Pounding
Give A Difficult Task To A Lazy Person, He'll Find An Easier Way To Do It
Give A Dog A Bad Name & Hang Him
Give A Fish & You Feed For A Day, Give The Internet & You Won't Be Bothered For Weeks
Give A Hand To The Palm Tree That Pollinated Banana Fingers
Give A Jackass An Education & You Get A Smartass
Give A Man A Fish & He'll Eat For A Day, Give A Fish A Man & Itll Nibble For Weeks!
Give A Man A Fish & You'll Feed Him For A Day, Teach Him To & You'll Feed Him Forever
Give A Man A Free Hand & He'll Run It All Over You [Mae West]
Give A Man Enough Rope & He Will Hang Himself
Give A Man Enough Rope & Skedaddle Before He Hangs You
Give An Inch & Theyll Take A Mile
Give Best You Have, & It May Never Be Enough - Give Your Best Anyway [Mother Teresa]
Give Credit Where Credit Is Due
Give Credit Where Credit Is Due & Then Some If The Bubble Hasn't Yet Burst
Give Devil An Inch & He Will Be The Ruler
Give Em A Break, Stop Breaking The Law Braking Your Brakes So Fast, Theyll Break!
Give Em Hell Harry [Harry S. Truman]
Give Every Man Thy Ear, But Few Thy Voice
Give Him An Inch & He'll Screw You
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Good Authors Who Once Knew Better Words, Now Only Use 4 Letter Words, Anything Goes
Good Beating
Good Beginning Makes A Good Ending
Good Boy
Good Breakfast Is No Substitute For A Large Dinner [Chinese Proverb]
Good Cigar
Good Clean Fun
Good Cook Is Like A Sorceress Who Dispenses Happiness [Elsa Schiaparelli]
Good Day To Deal With People In High Places, Particularly Mile High Stewardesses
Good Deed Is The Best Prayer
Good Die Young
Good Demon
Good Evil
Good Fast Food
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors, Good Bridges Make Better Ones
Good For Nothing
Good Friday
Good Friends Make Good Enemies
Good Garbage
Good Girls Are Only Bad Girls Who Havent Got Caught
Good Girls Are Only Good When Theyre Bad
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere [Helen Gurley Brown]
Good Graft
Good Grief!
Good Grief, Charlie Brown
Good Grief, Charlie Brown, Therere No Nuts in Our Strip, Peanuts Are Legumes
Good Grief! Is That Better Than Bad Grief!
Good Health On Your Head [A Gezunt Ahf Dein Kop]
Good Hock, Keeps Off The Doc [Queen Victoria]
Good Hock Or Hochheimer/ Hochheim, German white wine from Hochheim Near Mainz
Good Ideas Aren't Stolen, You'll Have To Ram Them Down People's Throats [Howard Aiken]
Good Ideas Carry With Them The Responsibility To Be Responsible For Them
Good Ideas Have Disadvantages At Least Equal To Their Advantages
Good In Little Measure & Evil In Large Are Yeast, Salt & Hesitation [Talmud]
Good Intentions Are Far More Difficult To Cope With Than Malicious Intent
Good Is Better Than Evil Because Its Nicer [Li'l Abner]
Good Job
Good Judges Try & Get It Right [Judge D. Brooks Smith]
Good Judgment Comes From Bad Experience, Which Comes From Bad Judgment
Good Judgment Comes From Experience & Experience Comes From Bad Judgment
Good Judgment Comes From Experience & That Comes From Bad Judgment [Will Rogers]
Good Junk
Good Kid
Good Lawyer
Good Lawyers Knows The Law, Clever Ones Take The Judges To Lunch
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Good Lay
Good Lie
Good Life Is Like Toilet Paper, Long & Useful
Good Listener Is A Good Talker With A Sore Throat
Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else
Good Loser
Good Man Is Hard To Find
Good Man Is Hard To Find, Hard Man Is Good To Find
Good Manners, The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup [Bennett Cerf]
Good Marriage Like Casserole, Only Co-Cooks Really Know What Goes In It
Good Meal Ought To Begin With Hunger [French Proverb]
Good Memory Remembers Things That Are Best Forgotten
Good Mood Food [Arbys]
Good Morning
Good Morning! Wishing Me A Good Morning, Or Is It A Good Morning Regardless?
Good Morning Illumination, Innovation, Inspiration & EPA Evaluation [Audi]
Good Morning, Lord Or Good Lord, It's Morning?
Good Murder [Murder She Wrote]
Good Murder Mystery
Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance
Good Old Days Were Not That Good
Good Oxymoron, To Define It By A Self-Illustration Must Be A Planned Inadvertency [Follett]
Good Pea Is Unbeatable, So The Jolly Green Giant Babbles Happily
Good Place To Start Is From Where You Are
Good Plan Today Is Better Than A Perfect Plan Tomorrow
Good Plan, Violently Executed Now, Is Better Than A Perfect Plan Next Week [Geo. Patton]
Good Politician Is Quite As Unthinkable As An Honest Burglar [H. L. Mencken]
Good Profanity
Good Pun Is Its Own Reword
Good Questions Outrank Easy Answers [Paul A. Samuelson]
Good Riddance
Good Scapegoat Is Almost As Good As A Solution
Good Scapegoat Is More Sought After Than A Solution To The Problem
Good Sense Is The Master Of Human Life
Good Sex Is Like Good Bridge, You Need A Good Partner, Or A Good Hand [Mae West]
Good Shit
Good Shit Is A High
Good Shit Is Satisfactual
Good Sound Reasons Are Often Obfuscated By Reasons That Sound Good
Good Soup Consumption Manners, An Absence Of Slurpage
Good Speech Has Good Start & Good Ending, Both Kept As Close Together As Possible
Good Stuff
Good Talk Saves The Food
Good Talk Saves The Food Especially As You Have A Bad Cook In Common To Talk About
Good Teenager
Good Thing Money Can't Buy Happiness, We Couldn't Stand The Commercials
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Gormogons, Ritual Cannibal Killers Starting In Bones, Widow's Son In Windshield' [TV 2007]
Gormogons, Short-Lived 18th Century Society Formed By Expelled Freemason Philip Wharton
Gossip, A Pleasurable Pleasure Or A Guilty Pleasure?
Gossip Is Someone With A Bad Humor & A Great Sense Of Rumor
Gossip Is Someone With A Great Sense Of Rumor
Gossip Is The Most Devastating Force In The World [Dave Barry]
Gossip Is When You Hear Something You Like About Someone You Don't [Earl Wilson]
Gossip Will Never Tell A Lie If The Truth Is Worse
Gossiping Is The Worst Habit & The Biggest Calumny On A Person's Good Name
Got Canned From Job In Orange Juice Factory When He Couldn't Concentrate!
Got Cough? Go Home, Eat Lots Of Ex-Lax, Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough [Pearl Williams]
Got Eight Slugs In Me, One's Lead & Rest Bourbon - All Packed A Wallop [Calvin & Hobbes]
Got Ocean Front Property In Arizona... Buy That, I'll Throw The Golden Gate In Free [G Strait]
Got Sweater For Xmas, But Really Wanted A Screamer Or Moaner
Got To Be In It To Win It
Got To That Awkward Age, Too Young For Medicare & Too Old For Men To Care
Got Your Goat
Gotta Blast [Jimmy Neutron]
Gotta Break Some Eggs To Make A Real Mess!
Gotta Break Some Eggs To Make An Omelet
Gotta Love Me! [Dinosaurs 1991]
Gourmet Cat Food
Gourmet Fast Food
Gourmet Hamburger
Gourmet Hog Bellies
Gourmet Is Just A Glutton With Brains [Philip W. Haberman, Jr]
Gourmet Pizza
Gourmet Porridge
Gourmet Sandwich
Gourmet Who Thinks Of Calories Is Like A Tart Who Looks At Her Watch [James Beard]
Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient [Ambrose Bierce]
Gout Is A Pisser & Piss Is Its Grouter
Gout, Unlike Others, Kills More Rich Men Than Poor, More Wise Than Simple [T. Sydenham]
Governor Signed Commutation Of Electrocution In Invisible Ink
Government Aid
Government Assistance
Government Efficiency
Government Expands To Absorb Revenue & Then Some
Government Help
Government Initiative
Government Integrity
Government Intelligence
Government Is Best Which Governs Least [Henry David Thoreau]
Government Is The Only Known Vessel That Leaks From The Top [James Reston]
Government Is Too Important To Be Left To The Politicians
Government Is Where Everybody Endeavors To Live At Expense Of Everybody Else'[Bastiat]
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H
H-Hour & D-Day, But Sea Change
Ha!!! & You Think Thats Fair!!!??? [Growing Pains]
Ha! I Kill Me! [ALF]
Habit Which Begins To Cost Money Is Called A Hobby
Habitless Addict
Habitless Nun
Habitual Comment
Habitual Eating Has No Survivors
Habitual Innovation
Habits Are Things We Can Do Without Thinking, That Is Why We Have Some Many Of Them
HaBoob, A Laughable Foolish Bumpkin, As American As Bumpkin Pie Or Fake Boobs
Haboob, A Severe Duststorm Or Sandstorm Characterized By High, Hot & Moist Winds
Haboob Designation Originated In The Hot, Dry Sahara & Surrounding Middle Eastern Areas
Haboob Has Now Been Used To Describe Massive Dust Storms In Central Arizona
Haboob Hubbub - The Great Arizona Haboob Controversy [See New York Times]
Haboob Objected To As It Lacks Arizonas Indian Woops, Cattle Snorts & Rattlesnake Rattles
Haboob Objector Objects To Returning Soldiers 'Hearing Some Middle Eastern Term'
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Haboob Popinjays (Also Middle Eastern) Probably Chatter "Ban All Haboob-Related Words'!
Haboob-Related Words Soldiers May Hear: Algebra, Harem, Hummus, Safari, Sheikh & Sultan
Haboob-Related Words Soldiers May Hear: Arsenal, Assassin, Ghoul, Hashish, Jinn & Mummy
Haboob-Related Words Soldiers Will Hear: Candy, Coffee, Cotton, Lemon, Orange & Sugar
Haboob Use Protected As Free Speech, It's After All In Merriam Webster [Madridingles.Es]
Haboob Wit: Wash Car & Within 24 Hours Another Haboob Will Hit' [Andrew Pielage]
Hack Writer
Hacker, A Master Byter With Power Spurts
Hacker Hero
Hackers At The Gates!, Frantically Screamed Billeted Medieval Knight
Hackers At The Gates!, Frantically Twittered Bill & Melinda
Hackers - Bad At Golf , Good At Computers
Hacky Sack, Footbag Bag & Game Invented In 1972 By John Stalberger & Sold To Wham-O
Hacky Sack Moves Include Bag Daggers, Ham Spalts, Lifts, Loops, Milk Tosses & Stalls
Hailstorm Knocked Him Out Cold
Haimish/Heimish, Yiddish For Folksy, Homey, Friendly, Gentle & Sweet Sort Of Haimish
Hair & Virgins - Many Of Them Are Fake
Hair Crush
Hair Growth
Hair-Raising Devilry
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Hairy-Footed Flying Squirrel
Hairy Woodpeckers*
Hairyback, An Afrikaner Or White South African Descended From Dutch Settlers
Hajji: Military For Iraqis Or Arabs, From Honorific Al-Hajji, Completer Of Hajj To Mecca
Haleys Failed To Appear On Schedule, The Astronomers Stated Simply No Comet
Half A Bubble Off Plumb
Half A Loaf Is Better Than No Bread
Half A Loaf Is Better Than No Bread Unless Its Sliced White Bread
Half & Half
Half An Orange Tastes As Sweet As A Whole One [Chinese Proverb]
Half Assed
Half Baked
Half Breed
Half Day, Now Lincolnshire, Named For Chief Halfda, Meaning Sun At Its Meridian [ Day]
Half Dead
Half Done
Half Dressed
Half Empty
Half-Fool Is A Very Wise Man
Half Full
Half Full
Half Full Or Full Life?
Half Naked
Half Of A Large Intestine Is Equal To One Semi-Colon
Half Of All People Are Below Average
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Happiest Time Of A Person's Life Is After His First Divorce [J.K. Galbraith]
Happily Apathetic
Happily Discontent
Happily Ever After
Happily Married
Happiness Adds & Multiplies As We Divide It With Others
Happiness Essentials Are Things To Do, To Love & To Hope For
Happiness For Me Is Largely A Matter Of Digestion [Lin Yutang]
Happiness Is A Way Of Travel, Not A Destination [Roy Goodman]
Happiness Is A Way Station Between Too Little & Too Much
Happiness Is Having A Scratch For Every Itch [Ogden Nash]
Happiness Is Just Health & A Poor Memory
Happiness Is Like The Common Cold -- It's Catching!
Happiness Is Merely The Absence Of Pain
Happiness Is Not A Destination, But A Manner Of Traveling
Happiness Is Not Having What You Want, But Wanting What You Have [Shakespeare]
Happiness Is Not Something Ready Made, It Comes From Your Actions [Dalai Lama]
Happiness Is One Thing That Multiplies By Division
Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton
Happiness Is Something That Multiplies When It Is Divided [Paulo Coelho]
Happiness Is Something You Decide On, Not Something That Happens To You
Happiness Is The Sensation You Get When You Are Too Busy To Be Miserable
Happiness Is Twin Floppies Disgorging Their Data
Happiness Is Twin Floppies Freely Flopping
Happiness Isn't From Doing What We Like, But From Liking What We Do [Wilfred Peterson]
Happiness Isnt Getting What You Want, But Experiencing Who You Are
Happiness Isnt Having What You Want, Its Wanting What You Have
Happiness Makes Up In Height For What It Lacks In Length [Robert Frost]
Happiness Paradox: More You Give It Away, The More You Get It Back [Don Daniels]
Happiness: To Accept The Impossible, Do Without The Indispensable & Bear The Intolerable
Happiness Will Not Dock When You Harbor Bitterness
Happy Agony
Happy Apathy
Happy Camper
Happy Demise
Happy Divorce
Happy Drunk
Happy Endings Pepa Up Play, Oedipus Won't Bomb If He Winds Up With Mom! [Producers]
Happy Fault
Happy Herbivore
Happy Hermit
Happy Holyday [Holiday]
Happy Hour
Happy Husband Keeps 'His Mouth Shut & His Checkbook Open' [Groucho Marx]
Happy Husband Understands Every Word Which His Wife Doesn't Say
Happy Is Legal In 49 States, In New York She Rocked A Fellow!
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Happy Loser
Happy Marriage & California Life Both Require Not Dwelling On A Fault
Happy Monday
Happy New Gregorian Calendar Reset
Happy Pessimist
Happy Poverty Overcomes Everything [A Lustiger Dales Gait Iber Alles]
Happy Thirtieth Birthday Grandma [ B Lindsay]
Happy Wife
Harass, Is That One Word Or Two, Herman Cain Asked? [Jay Leno]
Harboring Bitterness Causes Happiness To Dock Elsewhere
Hard Case: Awesome Game, Won't Work. Hard Case Or Download? DL! That's Your Problem!
Hard Case Contains Actual Thermonuclear Warhead, Sealed To Provide Shock Isolation
Hard Case Crime: A Diet Of Treacle By Lawrence Block
Hard Case Crime Investigates Hard Case Being Hit Hard On Head With Hard Case Briefcase
Hard Case Dictates Result Entirely At Odds With Either Humanity Or Common Sense
Hard Case: I Hope You Ain't Going To Be A Hard Case [Cool Hand Luke]
Hard Case Pregnancies Split Doctors [The Irish Times]
Hard Cases Make Bad Law
Hard Cases Make Bad Law As They Can't Keep Their Flies Zipped
Hard Cider
Hard Copy E-Mail Attachment
Hard Curve
Hard Cushion
Hard Day's Night [Beatles]
Hard Drive Crash, All Data Lost
Hard Drive Crash, All Riders Lost
Hard Drive Is Spinning, But The OS Is Missing
Hard Knocks
Hard Liquor
Hard Man Is Good To Find [Mae West]
Hard-On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth
Hard Pillow
Hard Plastic
Hard Pleasure
Hard Roll
Hard Sponge
Hard Thing About Business Is Minding Your Own
Hard To Beat A Hard Boiled Egg In The Morning Or Anytime
Hard To Beat A Hard Boiled Egghead In The Morning Or Anytime
Hard To Face The Problem, When The Problem Is Behind You
Hard To Face The Problem, When The Problem Is In Your Face
Hard To Face The Problem, When The Problem Is Your Face
Hard To Face The Problem, When The Problem Isn't Facing You
Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long [Vince Gill]
Hard To Make A Comeback When You Haven't Been Anywhere
Hard To Soar Like An Eagle When You Work With Turkeys
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He That Would Have Fruit Must Climb The Tree & Perhaps Go Out On A Limb
He Travels Fastest Who Travels Alone, But He Travels Loneliest
He Travels Fastest Who Travels Alone, But There's No Relation To When He Gets There
He Tried To Get Her To Marry Him To No A-Veil
He Uses Statistics As A Drunk Uses Lampposts, For Support Not Illumination [Andrew Lang]
He Walked Blithely Toward The Altar
He Walked Like A Condemned Man Toward The Altar
He Walked Soberly Toward The Altar
He Was A Very Valiant Man Who First Adventured On Eating Oysters [James I]
He Was At His Best When The Going Was Good [Alistair Cooke On Duke Of Windsor]
He Was Born With A Silver Foot In His Mouth [Gov Ann Richards On Geo HW Bush]
He Was Cut Off, Permanently [007 To XXX]
He Was Dead, But He Got Better ['Crank: High Voltage' Movie]
He Was Good To The End [Cannibals Tombstone For Dr. Albert Schweitzer, His Draft]
He Was Happily Married, But His Wife Wasn't [Victor Borge]
He Who Angers You, Controls You!
He Who Asks Is Fool For 5 Minutes, He Who Doesn't Ask Is Fool Forever [Chinese Proverb]
He Who Blows His Own Horn Is A Boastful Braggart
He Who Blows His Own Horn Is Tooting
He Who Blows His Own Horn Must Be An Accomplished Contortionist
He Who Blows Not His Own Trumpet, Shall Never Be Heard [Lost In Space]
He Who Can Does, He Who Can't, Administrates
He Who Can Does, He Who Can't, Teaches
He Who Cannot Reason Is A Fool [Sir William Drummond]
He Who Conquers Others Is Strong, He Who Conquers Himself Is Mighty [Lao Tzu]
He Who Crosses Ocean Twice Unbathed Is 'Dirty Double Crosser
He Who Dares Not Reason Is A Slave [Sir William Drummond]
He Who Despises Himself Esteems Himself As A Self-Despiser [Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche]
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Is Nonetheless Dead
He Who Does Not Enjoy His Own Company Is Usually Right [Coco Chanel]
He Who Drive Like Hell Is Bound To Get There
He Who Eats Ice Cream In Car, Is A Sundae Driver
He Who Eats Till He's Sick, Must Fast Till He's Well
He Who Expects Biggest Tip Provides Worst Service
He Who Fears Death Has Already Lost The Life He Covets
He Who Fears He Will Suffer, Already Suffers From His Fears [Michel Eyquen]
He Who Fights & Runs Away Lives To Fight Another Day
He Who Frights & Runs Away, Lives To Run Another Day
He Who Has A Why To Live Can Bear Almost Any How [Friedrich Nietzsche]
He Who Hesitates Is Last
He Who Hesitates Is Lost
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From Next Exit [Bumper Sticker]
He Who Hesitates Is Probably Right
He Who Is Firm In Will Molds The Will To Himself [Goethe]
He Who Keeps Quiet Is Half A Fool, He Who Talks Is A Complete Fool
He Who Knows Does Not Speak, He Who Speaks Does Not Know [Lao Tzu]
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Heads Up Duck
Health Alert: Research Causes Cancer In Rats
Health Care Industry
Health Care System
Health Comes Before Making A Livelihood [Gezunt Kumt Far Parnosseh]
Health Department Wants Mayor's Ear [Deseret Morning News]
Health Is Merely The Slowest Possible Rate At Which One Can Die
Health Nazi, Extreme Health Advocate Impervious To Opposing Positions
Health Nuts Will Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing [Redd Foxx]
Health Plans Are Like Hospital Gowns, You Only Think You're Covered
Healthful-City Environment
Healthy Attitude Is Contagious, But Don't Wait To Catch It, Be A Carrier! [Tom Stoppard]
Healthy Chocolate [Not Milk]
Healthy City Environment
Healthy Competition
Healthy Dessert
Healthy Dose
Healthy Fat
Healthy Hot Dog, How To Build A [Giant Eagle Supermarkets Brochure]
Healthy Hot Dog: National Dish Of Fantasyland
Healthy Hot Dog: Robust Bitch In Heat
Healthy Hot Dog: Supersized Frankfurter
Healthy Is Merely The Slowest Possible Rate At Which One Can Die
Healthy Obsession
Healthy Productive Life
Healthy Reproductive Life
Healthy Soda
Healthy Tan
Healthy Tan. Misnomer As Tans Body's Response To Injury Caused By The Sun [Dr Oz]
Healthy Weight Loss
Hear & You Forget, See & You Remember, Do & You Understand [Confucius]
Hear In Here What Your Ear Or The Inner Ear In Hear Will Reveal
Heard On The Grapevine
Hearing Aid Center Gave Sound Advice
Hearing Impaired Do It In Silence
Heart Attacks, God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Heart Has Its Reasons Which Reason Does Not Know [Pascal]
Heart Is Like A Parachute, It Only Opens When You Fall [Harlan Coben]
Heart Is Not A Logical Organ [Dr. Janet Wallace]
Heart That Gives, Gathers [Marianne Moore]
Heart That Trusts Is Easily Betrayed
Heartfelt Politics
Hearth Is The Heart Of A Home
Hearth Today Gone Tomorrow, Modern Hearthless Homes Are Heartless
Heartily Hard
Heat Must Travel Faster Than Cold As It Is Easier To Catch A Cold Then Heat A Coal
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Heat Up
Heat Wave Claims Frostbite Victim [Reuters]
Heaven Has No Rage Like Love To Hatred Turned [William Congreve 1697]
Heaven Is Blessed With Perfect Rest But The Blessing Of Earth Is Toil [Henry Van Dyke]
Heaven Is Under Our Feet As Well As Over Our Heads [Henry David Thoreau]
Heaven Protect Us From What Men Do In The Name Of The Trinity Heaven, God &/Or Good
Heaven Take My Soul & Angelic Angie Keep My Boner
Heaven Take My Soul & England Keep My Bones! [Shakespeare]
Heavenly Herald: Lawyers Wanted - Popes Need Not Apply
Heavier Than Air Flying Machines Are Impossible [Royal Society 1895]
Heaviest Baggage For A Traveler Is An Empty Purse
Heaviest Thing To Carry Is A Grudge
Heavy Gas
Heavy Guilt
Heavy Heart
Heavy Jogger
Heavy Lightness [Shakespeare]
Heavy Water
Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe In Gosh
Hedonistic Imperative
Hedge Fund Manager
Heeeeerrrrre's Johnny! [Johnny Carson, That Is!]
Hefty Lefty
Heifer Bull
Helicopter Flight
Helicopter Fright
Helicopter Mother, Always Hovering
Helicopter Rushes Ashes To Cemetery Or 'Whirly Bird Gets The Urn'
Heinz 57 Varieties Claim Of 57 Varieties' False [Snopes.Com]
Heinz 57 Varieties Paid $57 Million For Steelers Heinz Field Naming Rights
Heinz 57 Varieties Totaled Over 1,100 By Heinz 100th Anniversary In 1969
Heinz 57 Varieties Totaled Over 60 When Slogan Conjured Up H.J. In 1896
Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic? Will It Heat Until All Hell Breaks Loose Or Freeze Over?
Hell Hath No Fury As A Hustler With A Literary Agent [Frank Sinatra]
Hell Hath No Fury As A Woman Scorned
Hell Hath No Fury As A Woman Scorned, Nor A Man NORMALIZED!
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Bureaucrat Scorned [Milton Friedman]
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Pacifist
Hell Hath No 'Fury Like A Woman Scorned' [William Congreve 1697]
Hell In A Hand Basket
Hell Is Full Of Good Wishes & Desires [St Bernard Of Clairvaux]
Hell Is Light Ale In German - Ale, Ale, The Gangs All Hail
Hell Is Not So Bad As The Way To It
Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions [John Ray 1670]
Hell On Earth
Hell, There Are No Rules Here - We're Trying To Accomplish Something [Thomas A. Edison]
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He'll With Apostrophe Deleted Is Hell, Shell With Apostrophe Inserted Is Willing [']
Hell, Yes; Hell, No; & Oh, Hell, Too
Hellish Boredom
Hellish Mass
Hellish Rewards
Hellish Weather
Hello Boils & Ghouls! [Tales From The Crypt]
Hello Darkness My Old Friend [Paul Simon]
Hell's Angels
Hell's Kitchen
Helmet Law Protester Dies In Cycle Crash [UPI]
Helmeted Woodpeckers*
Help, I Just Got Lost In Thought & Can't Find My Way Out
Help! I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up! [Med-Alert Ads]
Help Sales Sell
Help Stamp Out & Abolish Redundancy
Help Them Gain Face Without Disadvantaging Your Client [Barry J. Lipson]
Help Wanted: Telepathic -- You Know Where To Apply
Helping Kids Read Gooder [Hooked On Phonics]
Helter Skelter
Hemingway Never Used A Word That Might Send A Reader To The Dictionary [Faulkner]
Hempfest
Henpecked Is A Sterile Husband Being Afraid To Confront His Pregnant Wife
Henry Ford, 'If Your A Billionaire Can't You Afford Better Than The Ford You're Driving?'
Hens Are Getting Plucked {Rhymes With ]
Hen's Teeth
Hep Broad
Her Affairs Are Her Affairs
Her Affairs Are Her Own Affairs M*A*S*H]
Her Hair Glistened In The Rain Like Nose Hair After A Sneeze [C. S. Woodbridge]
Her Silence Was Deafening
Her Trouble Is She Lacks Power Of Conversation But Not Power Of Speech [G.B. Shaw]
Here & There
Here Comes A Chopper To Chop Off Your Head [Oranges & Lemons Nursery Rhyme ]
Here He Lies, James T. Carson, He Blew Up His Wife & Was Hung For Arson [Tombstone]
Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
Here I Sit Broken-Hearted, Paid My Penny But Only Farted [British Public Toilet]
Here In Hear There Is An Ear
Here! Kitty, Kitty, [Tasty] Kitty!!! [ALF]
Here Lays Butch - He Was Quick On The Trigger, But Slow On The Draw [Tombstone]
Here Lies A Man Named Zeke, Second Fastest Draw In Cripple Creek [Tombstone]
Here Lies An Atheist, John Doe, All Dressed Up & No Place To Go! [Tombstone]
Here Lies Body Of Jonathan Blake; Stepped On The Gas Instead Of The Brake [Tombstone]
Here Lies Lester Moore, Four Slugs From A 44, No Les No More [Boothill - Tombstone, AZ]
Here Lies The Body [Sic.] Of John Round, Lost At Sea & Never Found [Tombstone]
Here To Dispute The Undisputable/Indisputable
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Holistic Medicine
Holland Is A Synecdoche For The Kingdom Of The Netherlands
Hollow Point
Holly Hole
Holly Holy
Holly Whole
Hollywood Cliffhangers Lexicographically Caused Fall Of Precipice & Rise Of Fiscal Cliff
Holonym For Brim & Crown [Hat]
Holy
Holy Communication
Holy Communion
Holy Cow! [Sacred In Hinduism]
Holy Crap!
Holy Dooly
Holy Eucharist
Holy Excommunication
Holy Hell
Holy Hole
Holy Holly
Holy Innocents' Day
Holy Joe
Holy Land
Holy Macanoli! [Punky Brewster]
Holy Mackerel [Circa 1803 - From Catholics' Holy Mary As Were Friday Fish Eaters?]
Holy Mackerel, Batman! [1960's TV]
Holy Mackerel, Oxymoron As Nothing Holy About That Smell Of This 'Smellier Fish'
Holy Mary!
Holy Maltrimony Pale Ale: Ingredients 'Water, Barley, Hops, Yeast, Ball, Chain, Etc.'
Holy Moley [Circa 1892 Favorite Of Captain Marvel]
Holy Moly [Greek Gods Herb]
Holy Moses!
Holy Of Holies
Holy Oxymoron!
Holy Roller
Holy Rollers, A Gang Of Card Carrying Card Counting Christians
Holy Roman Empire
Holy Roman Empire Is Neither Holy, Nor Roman, Nor An Empire [Voltaire]
Holy Sacrament
Holy Saturday
Holy Scripture
Holy See
Holy Shit!
Holy Shit, She Built Like A Brick Shithouse!
Holy Smoke!
Holy Terror
Holy Trinity
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Holy War
Holy War Warriors [Laskar Jihad]
Holy Water
Holy Water Is Made By Boiling The Hell Out Of It!
Holy Whole
Holy Year
Holystone
Home Is Where Part Of Family Waits For Rest Of Family To Bring Back The Car
Home Is Where The Heart Is
Home Is Where Your Personal Hotspot Resides
Home Made
Home Office
Home School
Home Surgery Kit Available Via Mail Order Is Called Suture Self
Home Work
Homeland Security
Homeland Security Labels Mother Nature Terrorist For Fracturing Washington Monument
Homeland Security Rejects Mother Natures Defense That She Was Just Doing Her Thing
Homeland Security To Deport Mother Nature, Green Grass Does Not Serve As Green Card
Homeland Security's Hundreds Of Online Threat Keywords Include Cloud, Pork & Mexico
Homeless Shelter
Homeopathic Medicine
Homosexuals Wont Play Chess Because They Won't Sacrifice A Queen
Hometown
Homework
Homo Sausage Growing [Japanese Meat Product]
Homosexual Marriage Oxymoronic [Volubrjotr]
Hondle, Yiddish For I Haggled Him Down But He Still Tripled His Money, That Gonif!
Honor Blackman, Pussy Galore Of Goldfinger Fame Real Oxymoronic Name [007 1964]
Honest Abe [Abraham Lincoln]
Honest Bribe
Honest Businessman
Honest Bureaucratic Snafu
Honest Burglar
Honest Cheater
Honest Convict
Honest Conviction
Honest Crook
Honest Graft
Honest Injun
Honest Insurance Companies
Honest Lawyer
Honest Liar
Honest Mistake
Honest Paleface
Honest Politician
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Honest Politician Is One Who When He's Bought Stays Bought [Simon Cameron]
Honest Salesperson
Honest Services Fraud
Honest Thief
Honestly, I Gotta Be Honest
Honestly Kidding
Honesty Is The Best Image [Ziggy]
Honesty Is The Best Policy
Honesty Is The Best Policy, But Insanity Is A Better Defense
Honesty Is The Best Policy If You Can Pay The Premium
Honesty Is The Key To A Relationship, If You Can Fake It You're In
Honey Is Found By Following Bees, If Not Stung First
Honey Is Mead In Need
Honey Pot
Honey Pot Got Honey Pooh Bear's Tummy Needs
Honey Pot Later, Chamber Pot Now, Pooh Bear Said, My Honey Pot Does Not Hold Pooh!
Honey Pot - Stinky
Honey Pot - Sweet
Honey Trap, Feminine Assets Used To Obtain HUMINT Intelligence Information
Honey Trap, Men & Women Are Equally Adept At Setting One [Phillip Knightley]
Honey Trapping
Honey Trapping Other Men [Castle]
Honey Traps, Men & Women Are ... Equally Vulnerable To Tumbling In [Phillip Knightley]
Hong Kong [Fragrant Harbor]
Honk If You Love Peace & Quiet
Honk If You Want To See My Middle Finger
Honky, Black Term For Whitie, Traced Back To 'Hunky' From Hungarian "Hunk' Or Laborer
Honky Tonk Angel
Honor Your Personality Flaws For Without Them You'd Have None At All
Honorable Criminal
Honorable Sinner
Honorable Villain
Honorificabilitudinitatibus, Longest Word Used In Shakespeare's Works
Hoobert Heever [1931 Harry Von Zell Broadcast]
Hook, Line & Sinker, He Swallowed Her Line & The Poor Fish Tied The Knot
Hook, Line & Sinker, He Swallowed Her Line & The Poor Fish Was Filleted
Hooked On Internet? Help Is Just A Click Away! [Reuters]
Hooker Clone Thrown From Roof - John Arrested For Making Obscene Clone Fall
Hoopoes*
Hooters Opens In Hootersville At The Juncture Of Petticoat Junction & Bustier Lane
Hootie Hoo - Andy Griffiths Lodge Greeting, Now Utterance For From Benign To Ridicules
Hootie Hoo Holler [La Fayette, Georgia Address]
Hootie Hoo - Very Large Woman With Amply Rounded Shape & Too Small/Tight Clothing
Hope For Miracles But Dont Rely On One Praise The Lord & Pass The Ammunition
Hope For The Best, Prepare For The Worst
Hope Inspires The Good To Reveal Itself [Emily Dickinson]
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Hope Your Next Wife Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You
Hope Springs Eternal
Hopeful Pessimist
Hopelessly Optimistic
Hophead Hippity Hop Bunny Hops & Humps All His Hippy Hoppy Happy Hours Away
Hopheads Love Dry Hopping To Enhance Hoppy Beers With A Burst Of Hoppy Aroma
Hopheads Love Dry Humping To Enhance Happy Hours With A Burst Of Happy Energy
Hopheads Love Dry Weedy Hemp To Enhance Hops Though They Be Humpty-Dumptied
Hoplophobia - Fear Of Hopalong Cassidy's Six-Shooters & Other Firearms
Horned Frog
Hore's Clothing Stores [Wexoford, Ireland]
Horn Blower
Horn Broken, Watch For Middle Finger [Bumper Sticker]
Hornbill
Hornswoggle
Horny [Bush II For White House Speechwriter Jonathan Horn]
Horny Coral
Horny Frog
Horny Harry
Horny Horny Frog
Horrible Ending Is Better Than Having Horrors Without End
Horribly Decent
Horror Comics
Hors dOeuvre, A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces [Jack Benny]
Horse Feathers
Horse Feathers No, Dinosaur Feathers Yes! [Carnegie Museum Of Science]
Horse Fly
Horse Is Fun If It's Your Own, Wife If She's Someone Else's
Horse Sense
Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People [W. C. Fields]
Horseless Headman
Horseless Headsman Snickered Into Reverting Back To Headless Horseman [Snickers Adv]
Horses Are Bridled, Yet Our Brides Have Become Unbridled
Horses Are 'Dangerous At Both Ends & Crafty In The Middle [Sherlock Holmes 2011]
Horse's Ass
Horse's Assery [The Mentalist]
Horses' Asses Exceed Number Of Horses, Study Shows
Horses For Courses
Horses, I Wouldnt Want Anything With Mind Of Its Own Bobbing Between My Legs [SH11]
Horseshoe Hung In Bedroom Keep Nightmares Away
Hose A &Hose B Were The Sons Of A Mexican Fireman
Hospital Food
Hospital Hospitality
Hospital Is No Place To Be Sick [Samuel Goldwyn]
Hospital Reported Regarding Boy Who Swallowed Coins: No Change Yet
Hospital Without Maternity Nurses Has A Mid-Wife Crisis
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Hypothetically Speaking
Hypothetically Speaking? I Never Learned To Speak Hypothetical [Star Trek Next Generation]
Hyundai Is The Fastest [Car On The Road, Or At Least 5th Fastest Under $30,000 - Forbes]
Hyundai Is The Fastest [Growing Car Brand For Two Years Running - Wikipedia 2011]
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I-95 Toyota 20 Year, 200,000 Mile Warranty - Not Found Anywhere Else [Brunswick, GA]
I Ain't Bothered By Parts Of The Bible I Can't Understand, But By Those I Do ['Twain-ish']
I Ain't Goin' On No Damn Plane, Fool! [The A-Team]
I Almost Had A Psychic Girlfriend But She Left Me Before We Met
I Always Advise People Never To Give Advice [P. G. Wodehouse]
I Always Lie & That's The Truth
I Always Say The Truth & That's The Lie
I Always Wanted To Be A Procrastinator
I AM [G-d]
I Am A Deeply Superficial Person [Andy Warhol]
I Am A Nobody, Nobody Is Perfect; Therefore I Am Perfect
I Am A Pirate King! You Are! Hoorah For The Pirate King! [Gilbert & Sullivan]
I Am Always Ready To Learn Although I Do Not Always Like Being Taught [W. Churchill]
I Am At One With My Duality
I Am Busy Doing Nothing
I Am Curious Yellow! That So? I Am Curious Blue! [Swedish-1967 & 68]
I Am Easily Satisfied With The Very Best
I Am Henery The 8th I Am, I Am!, Im Her 8th Old Man Named Henery [Murray & Weston]
I Am Is Reportedly Shortest English Sentence & I Do The Longest?
I Am Legend
I Am Not A Crook [Richard Nixon]
I Am Number 4, They Killed #1 In Malaysia. #2 In England & #3 In Kenya [Lorien Legacies]
I Am Offering 100% Free Information Every Day For As Little As $$$ Per Month
I Am Opinionated Yet Open-Minded
I Am Outta Here!
I Am Selfish Yet Love With My Whole Heart & Soul
I Am Strong Yet Sometimes Stubborn
I Am Superficially A Deeply Spiritual Person
I Am What I Am, I Am I Am Good, I Am I Am Strong, I Am I Am Somebody [Gloria Gaynor]
I Am What I Am, I Am I Am Useful, I Am I Am True, I Am I Am Worthy [Gloria Gaynor]
I Am What I Am, Or 'I Yam What I Yam' [Popeye The Sailor Man]
I AM WHO I AM
I AM WHO I AM & You Are Who You Are & She Is Who She Is!
I AM WHO I AM G-d Told Moses, So He Saith I AM Has Sent Me To You[Exodus 3:14]
I Am/Will Be What I Am/Will Be - Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh [Exodus 3:14, Complete Jewish Bible]
*I Am That I Am [Exodus 3:14, King James Version]
*I Am That Which I Am [Exodus, Young's Literal Translation]
*I Am The Eternal God [Exodus 3:14, Contemporary English Version]
*I Am The One Who Always Is [Exodus 3:14, New Living Translation]
*I Am What I Am [Exodus 3:14, Bible In Basic English]
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*I Am Who I Am [Exodus 3:14, New International Version & New King James Version]
*I Shall Be That I Shall Be [Exodus 3:14, Julia Smith Translation]
*I Shall Come To Be Just As I Am Coming To Be [Exodus 3:14, Concordant Literal Version]
*I Will Be What I Will Be [Exodus 3:14, The Illustrated Guide To The Bible]
*I Will Become Whatsoever I Please [Exodus 3:14, Rotherham Emphasized Bible]
I Am Zertain Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh Vvvouldnt Approve Of Zzzhese, Count Vertigo Zuttered
I Am Zertain HE Is Not I AM, Nor Any Other Of Zzzhis Mishmash Of English Approximations
I Am Zertain HE Only Is & Vvvill Remain Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh, Vertigo Dervishly Spun
I Assume Full Responsibility For My Actions, Except Where Someone Else is At Fault
I Assume Full Responsibility For My Actions, If You Can Catch Me!
I Assure You I Am A Constant Liar
I Avoid Prophesying Beforehand, Better To Prophesy After The Event [Winston Churchill]
I Awlyas Tghuhot Slpeling Was Ipmorantt!!! 55 Plepoe Out Of 100 Can Raed This!!!
i.Beat Blaxx [German Mp3 Player]
I Beat Everyone Else To The Zoo's Garage Sale & Got The Lions Chair, Sit On That!
I Became Insane, With Long Intervals Of Horrible Sanity [Edgar Allen Poe]
I Believe Five Out Of Four People Have Trouble With Fractions
I Believe In Censorship, I Made A Fortune Out Of It [Mae West]
I Believe In God, Only I Spell It Nature [Frank Lloyd Wright]
I Believe Sometimes In As Many As Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast [Alice]
I Believe They're 1)Drinks That Shrink You, 2)Foods That Grow You, 3)Talking Animals
I Believe They're 4)Disappearing Cats, 5)Place Called Underland, 6)Slaying Jabberwocky
I Belong To No Organized Party, Im A Democrat [Will Rogers]
I Bet The Human Brain Is A Kludge [Marvin Minsky]
I Bet The Human Brain Is A Kludge, Best Manipulated By Cudgel
I Brake For No Apparent Reason [Bumper Sticker]
I Came For Leave
I Can Distinctly Remember Forgetting That [Clara Barton]
I Can Give You A Definite Perhaps [Samuel Goldwyn]
I Can Keep Secrets, It's Those I Tell Them Who Can't [Anthony Haden-Guest]
I Can Not Tell A Lie
I Can Not Tell A Lie, I Take The Fifth
I Can Not Tell A Lie, So I Prevaricate
I Can Not Tell A Lie, The Cherry Destroyation Is A Bedtime Story
I Can Not Tell A Lie, The Cherry Tree Story Is A Lie
I Can Not Tell A Lie, What Cherry Tree?
I Can Please Only One Person Per Day & Neither Today Or Tomorrow Is Your Day
I Can Prove Anything By Statistics - Except The Truth [George Canning]
I Can Read Writin' & Readin', Too [Li'l Abner]
I Can Read Writin' & Write Readin'
I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean & Sex Was Dirty [George Burns]
I Can Resist Everything Except Temptation [Oscar Wilde]
I Can Teach My Cat Any Trick She Wants To Do!
I Can Tell You're Lying, Your Lips Are Moving
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing! [Alka Seltzer]
I Can't Believe I Gave My Panties To A Geek [Sixteen Candles, 1984]
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I Exercise Extreme Self Control, Gin Is The Strongest I Drink Before Breakfast [W.C. Fields]
I Fear My Inferiority Complex Is Inferior To Yours
I Fear Not Death, Id Been Dead Billions Of Years Before Birth Without Any Inconvenience
I Feel Better Having Screamed, Don't You? [REM]
I Feel Like A 20-Year-Old, But There's Never One Around
I Feel So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here [Stephen Bishop]
I Feel Sorry For Your Little Brain, All Alone In That Great Big Head
I Feel The Numbness Around
I Fell Into A Pot Hole & Found I Was Ungrounded & High
I Find Out What The World Needs, Then, I Go Ahead & Invent It [Thomas Edison]
I First Look For Myself In The Obituaries, If Im Not There I Go To Work [A.E. Matthews]
I Flit, I Float, I Fleetly Flee, I Fly [Sound Of Music - 'So Long, Farewell']
I Flushed But You're Still Here!
I Forget If I Had Amnesia
I Fought The Lawn & The Lawn Won
I Generally Avoid Temptation Unless I Cant Resist It [Mae West]
I Get Enough Exercise Just By Pushing My Luck & Jumping To Conclusions
I Get No Respect [Rodney Dangerfield]
I Get To Go To Lots Of Overseas Places, Like Canada [Britney Spears]
I Give Myself Very Good Advice, But I Very Seldom Follow It [Alice]
I Go Where I'm Towed II [Stenciled On Trailer]
I Got A Sweater For Christmas, I Really Wanted A Screamer Or A Moaner
I Got Arrested In LA & Boy Am I Beat!
I Got Punky Power!!! [Punky Brewster]
I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage [Will Rogers]
I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer & A Modem
I Had Amnesia Once - Or Twice
I Had To Abandon Free Market Principles To Save The Free Market System [George W. Bush]
I Had No Choice
I Hang Around The Band, Poppin' My Thumbs, Diggin' The Drums [Blossom Dearie]
I Has Spoken! [Mammy Yoakum]
I Hate Clichs Because 'They're A Dime A Dozen'
I Hate, Hate! [Grumpy Smurf]
I Hate Indian Givers...No Wait, I Take That Back
I Hate Intolerant People
I Hate It As The Devil Hates Holy Water
I Hate Love
I Hate People But I Love Gatherings [Edna St. Vincent Millay]
I Hate Quotations, Quoting Ralph Waldo Emerson
I Hate Rock N Roll! [Rowdy Roddy Piper]
I Hate The Devils Holy Wars
I Hate When That Happens [Billy Crystal]
I Hate Whiners
I Hate Work, That's Why I Got Married [Peg Bundy]
I Hate You As Much As I Love You
I Hate You Because I Love You
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I Want To Go Where The Hand Of Man Has Never Set Foot [Samuel Goldwyn]
I Want You In My Bed! [Franklin & Bash - 1st Words In New Series By Hot Blonde]
I Want You In My Bed...Come See Me [Franklin & Bash S01E01]
I Want You In My Bed...For A Great Night's SleepAt Mattress Masters [Franklin & Bash]
I Wanted To Be A Stenographer, But They Weren't Short-Handed At The Moment
I Was A Light Eater, But Light Bulbs Have Too Much Roughage & Not Enough Nutrients
I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight [Rita Rudner]
I Was A Vegetarian Until I Was Infected By Phototropism
I Was Always An Independent, Even When I Had Partners [Samuel Goldwyn]
I Was Born Intelligent, Education Ruined Me ['Twain-ish']
I Was Comfortable Inside These Wounds [Red, Death Of Me]
I Was Dying To Know That...
I Was High On Life, But Eventually I Built Up A Tolerance
I Was Married By A Judge, I Should Have Asked For A Jury [Marx Groucho]
I Was So Much Older Then, Im Younger Than That Now [Bob Dylan]
I Was Snow White, But I Drifted [Mae West]
I Wasn't Kissin' Him, I Was Telling His Lips A Secret
I Will Always Love That False Image I Had Of You
I Will Defend To Your Death, My Right To My Opinion
I Wish For A World Of Peace, Harmony, & Nakedness
I Wish The Buck Stopped Here, I Could Use A Few ...
I Wondered Why The Baseball Was Getting Bigger, Then It Hit Me
I Woke Up This Mornin' & I Got Myself A Beard [Jim Morrison's 3-Week Drugged Sleep]
I Woke Up This Mornin' & I Got Myself A Beer [Alice Cooper-Inspired Jim Morrison]
I Wont Dance, Dont Ask Me [Frank Sinatra]
I Wont Insult Your Intelligence By Suggesting That You Really Believe What You Just Said
I Won't Rise To The Occasion, But I'll Slide Over To It
I Won't Spend So Much Money On Food If You'll Eat Something Else!
I Wont Take An Answer
I Wont Take No For An Answer
I Wont Take Yes For An Answer
I Would Rather Be Mad With The Truth Than Sane With Lies [Bertrand Russell]
I Would Rather Be Vaguely Right Than Precisely Wrong [Keynes]
I Wouldn't Be Paranoid If Everyone Didn't Pick On Me
I Worry That He Who Thought Up Muzak May Be Thinking Up Something Else [Lily Tomlin]
I Would Live In Nonchalance & Insouciance, But For Work Which Is A Nouciance [Nash]
I Would Rather Be In Philadelphia
I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia [Faux Epitaph Starting Here Lies W.C. Fields]
I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With A Necrophiliac
I Wouldnt Do Crack, I Wouldnt Do A Drug Named After A Part Of My Ass [Dennis Leary]
I Wouldn't Be Paranoid If Everyone Didn't Pick On Me
I Yam, What I Yam [Popeye]
I-Zoom Fast Toll Lane Five Mile Speed Limit
Ian Moone, Anagram For I Am No One [CSI]
Iatrogenesis, Inadvertent Adverse Effects Resulting From Medical Treatment & Advice
Iatrogenesis, Caused By Life, Love & Randomness, Is A Medical Oxymoron
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If All Seems To Be Going Right, You Obviously Dont Know What The Hell Is Going On
If All Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something
If All The World's A Stage, I Want To Operate The Trap Door [Paul Beatty]
If All The World Is A Stage, Wheres The Audience Sitting?
If Already In A Hole, There's No Use Continuing Digging
If An Experiment Works, Something Has Gone Wrong
If Anyone Approaches Intending To Do You Good, Run For Your Life!
If Anything Can't Go Wrong, It Will
If Anything Simply Cannot Go Wrong, It Will Anyway
If At First You DO Succeed, Try Not To Look Astonished!
If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame The Computer
If At First You Don't Succeed, Chainsaw Juggling Is Not For You
If At First You Don't Succeed, Call It Version 1.0
If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence Of Trying
If At First You Don't Succeed, Failure May Be Your Style
If At First You Don't Succeed, Forget Skydiving
If At First You Don't Succeed, Give Up, No Use Being A Damn Fool
If At First You Don't Succeed, Look In The Trash For The Instructions
If At First You Don't Succeed, Order Pizza
If At First You Don't Succeed, Quit! Dont Be A Nut About Success!
If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You
If At First You Don't Succeed, Transform Your Data Set
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try A Shorter Bungee
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Something Else
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again
If At First You Don't Succeed Try, Try & Try Again
If At First You Don't Succeed Try, Try & Try Again, & If You Get Tryed Go To Sleep!
If At First You Don't Succeed... You're Doing About Average
If At First You Don't Succeed, Why Try Again?
If At First You Don't Succeed, You Will Never Succeed
If At First You Don't Succeed, You'll Get A Lot Of Advice
If At First You Don't Succeed, You're Doing About Average
If Bankers Can Count, How Come They Have Eight Windows & Only Four Tellers?
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Must You Buy Her Friends? [George Carlin]
If Bare Limbs Or Me Undressed You Like, Why Nobody Will Oppose, Anything Goes
If Black Box Flight Recorder Never Damaged In Crash, Why Isn't Whole Plane Made Like it?
If Bosom Research Had Been Diverted To Space, We Would Be Ogling Bosoms On The Moon
If Both Of Us Thought Alike, One Of Us Would Not Be Necessary
If Brain Was Simple Enough To Understand, Brain Would Be Too Simple To Understand Itself
If Chance Is 50-50 Of Getting Something Right, Probability Is 90% You'll Get It Wrong
If Common Sense Is So Common, Why Is There So Many People With Out It?
If Con Is The Opposite Of ProWhat Is The Opposite Of Progress?
If Drinking & Driving Is Illegal, Then Why Do Bars Have Parking Lots?
If Electricity Comes From Electrons, Does That Mean That Morality Comes From Morons?
If English Can Survive Their Food, They Can Survive Anything [G. B. Shaw]
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If I Told You You Had A Gorgeous Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
If I Try To Be Like Him, Who Will Be Like Me? [Yiddish Proverb]
If I Want Sarcasm I'll Talk To My Children [M To 007]
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Give It To You
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Provide The Forms For You To Fill Out
If I Were Two-Faced, Would I Be Wearing This One? [Abraham Lincoln]
If I Worked As Much As Others, I Would Do As Little As They
If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too [Zsa Zsa Gabor]
If I'd Kept My Mouth Shut I'd Be Free, Thought The Cornered Crook
If I'd Kept My Mouth Shut I'd Be Free, Thought The Hooked Fish
If I'd Observed All The Rules I'd Never Have Got Anywhere [Marilyn Monroe]
If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out Of Jail By Now [Larry King]
If If, Then Then [The Theorem Theorem]
If Ifs & Ands Were Pots & Pans There'd Be No Work For Tinkers
If Ignorance Is Bliss, Then Knock This Smile Off My Face [Zach De La Rocha]
If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be Overjoyed; If Stupidity Is Painful, You Must Be In Agony
If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be Orgasmic
If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Arent More People Happy?
If I'm Doing A Fake Movie, It's Going To Be A Fake Hit [Argo]
If Im Not Back In Five Minutes...Just Wait Longer [Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994]
If Im Reading This Graph Correctly - I'd Be Very Surprised [Stephen Colbert]
If Innocence Can Leave Guilt Can Come
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It[Bert Lantz]
If It Ain't Fixable, Don't Brake It
If It Can Be Borrowed & Broken, It Will Borrowed & Broken
If It Can Be Done By One 'It Is Superfluous To Do It By Several Means' [Thomas Aquinas]
If It Can Be Understood, It's Not Finished Yet
If It Can Break, It Will, But Only After The Warranty Expires
If It Doesnt Get Better, Itll Get Worse
If It Can Go Wrong It Probably Already Has
If It Doesn't Work It Is Physics
If Its Done At The Right Time, Its Not A Sin
If It Feels Good, Don't Do It
If It Feels Good Then Just Do It [Nike Shoes]
If It Goes In, It Must Come Out
If It Happens, It Must Be Possible
If It Is To Be, It Is Up To Me
If It Jams Force It, If It Breaks It Needed Replacing Anyway [Lowery's Law]
If It Looks Easy It's Tough, If It Looks Tough It's Near Impossible
If It Moves, Tax It, If It Keeps Moving, Regulate It & If It Stops Moving, Subsidize It
If It Seems Too Good To Be True, It Probably Is
If It Stinks Its Chemistry
If It Stinks It's Chemistry, Moves It's Biology, Doesn't Work, It's IT
If It Tastes Good, You Can't Eat It; If It Tastes Awful, Eat It All
If It Were Not For Injustice, Men Would Not Know Justice [Heraclitus 540-480 BC]
If It Weren't For Pickpockets, I'd Have No Sex Life At All [Rodney Dangerfield]
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If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Ever Get Done
If It Weren't For Television 'We'd Still Be Eating Frozen Radio Dinners' [Johnny Carson]
If It Works, Don't Fix It
If It Works Not - It Is Physics
If It's A Classified Ad, Why Is It Publicly Published?
If Its A Word, It Has A Sexual Meaning
If Its Conceivable, Its Imaginable
If It's Free It's Advice, If You Pay It's Counseling; If Either Is Useful It's A Miracle !
If It's Good, They'll Stop Making It
If It's Green Or Wriggles - Biology; Stinks - Chemistry; Doesn't Work - Physics
If It's Hot, Don't Sit On It [NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg]
If It's Idiot Proof Someone Will Make A Better Idiot
If It's In The Genes, Wear A Skirt
If It's News To You, It's News To Us [Reed Business News - 2003]
If It's Not Broke Break It
If It's Not Broke Dont Fix It
If It's Not Going According To Plan, Maybe There Never Was A Plan Or That Was The Plan
If It's Not Fun, Why Do It?
If It's Not In The Computer, It Doesn't Exist
If It's Offered Take It, It May Never Be Offered Again
If Its Stupid But Works, It Isnt Stupid
If It's Too Hot Get Out Of The Kitchen
If I've Only One Life, Let Me Live It As A Blonde! [Clairol Hair Coloring]
If Jesus Were Alive Today, The Last Thing He'd Be Is A Christian [Mark Twain]
If Jumbo Means Lunchmeat, Not Big Dick Or Disney Elephant, Younses Live In Pittsburgh
If Karl Had Made Instead Of Written About Capital, He May Have Hit His Marx
If Law & Facts: If Law Is Against You Argue The Facts
*If Law & Facts: If Facts Are Against You Argue The Law
*If Law & Facts Are Against You Argue Louder & Yell Like The Devil
*If Law & Facts Are Against You Attack The Court That Ruled Against You
*If Law & Facts Are Against You Attack The Plaintiff
*If Law & Facts Are Against You Call The Other Lawyer Names
*If Law & Facts Are Against You Pound The Table & Yell Like Hell [Carl Sandburg]
*If Law & Facts: Palin Has 'Just Been Pounding On The Table & Yelling' [R.J. Elisberg]
If Life Deals You Lemons, Make Lemonade
If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade [Dale Carnegie]
If Life Gives You Lemons Make Lemonade, If It Gives You Tomatoes Make Bloody Marys
If Life Gives You Llamas, Make Llamanade!
If Life Gives You Llamas, Make Llamanade! Yellow, Fizzy & Uric Acidity!
If Life Is Waste Of Time & Time Waste Of Life, Get Wasted & Have The Time Of Your Life
If Love Affairs You Like With Young Bears, Why Nobody Will Oppose, Anything Goes
If Love Is Blind, Why Is Lingerie So Popular?
If Love Is The Answer, Could You Rephrase The Question? [Lily Tomlin]
If Love Isnt A Game, Then Why Are There So Many Players ?
If Lying Became Universal Then Trust Would Be Abolished
If Man Evolved From Monkeys & Apes, Why Are There Still Monkeys & Apes? [Geo. Carlin]
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If Men Had To Clean Their Own Bathrooms, We'd Already Have Disposable Toilets
If Money Doesnt Grow On Trees Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?
If Money Won't Make You Happy, You Won't Like Poverty Either
If More Valued Food, Cheer & Song Above Gold, It Would Be A Merrier World [Tolkien]
If Moths Are Attracted To Bright Lights, How Come They Sleep During The Day?
If My Privates Are Retired From Active Service, Do I Get Veterans' Benefits?
If No One Challenged The Status Quo E Would Just Equal E [Infiniti]
If No One Challenged The Status Quo Empires Would Rule Forever [Infiniti]
If No One Challenged The Status Quo Rock Would Have No Roll [Infiniti]
If No One Challenged The Status Quo The World Would Still Be Flat [Infiniti]
If Not Content With What He Has, Won't Be Content With What Hed Like To Have [Socrates]
If Not To Reclaim A Libertine, At Least To Expose A Hypocrisy [School For Scandal]
If Not Willing To Settle For Junk Living, Why Settle For Junk Food? [Sally Edwards]
If Not You, Who?
If Nothing Ever Sticks To Teflon, How Do They Make Teflon Stick To The Pan?
If Number 2 Pencil Is Number 1 In Popularity, Why Is It Still Number 2?
If Obstacles Get In Your Way Do As The Wind Does, Whistle & Go Around Them
If Olive Oil Comes From Olives, Where Does Baby Oil Come From?
If One Asks, One Does Not Err
If One Has Nothing To Say, Its Best To Shut Up
If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Must The Rest Drown, Too? [George Carlin]
If Only One Bid Can Be Secured On Any Project, The Price Will Be Unreasonable
If Opera Is Entertainment, Then Falling Off A Roof Is Transportation
If Opportunity Doesnt Knock, Build A Door [Milton Berle]
If People Don't Want To Come, No One's Stopping Them [Sol Hurak]
If People From Poland Are 'Poles', Then People From Holland Should Be 'Holes'
If People Listened To Themselves More Often, They'd Talk Less
If Practice Makes Perfect, & Nobody's Perfect, Why Practice?
If Priests Are Defrocked, Are Cowboys Deranged & Drycleaners Depressed?
If Priests Are Defrocked, Are Electricians Delighted & Models Deposed?
If Pro Is The Opposite Of Con, What Is The Opposite Of Progress? Ask Congress!
If Probability Of Success Is Not Near Won, It's Damn Near Zero
If Purple Monkeys Weren't Meant To Fly Then Why Do I Only See Them When I'm High?
If Reproducibility May Be A Problem, Conduct The Test Only Once
If Roosevelt Was Alive, He'd Turn Over In His Grave [Samuel Goldwyn]
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then Stop Experimenting
If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Notice Their On Vacation
If Someone Calls Me Fat, I Don't Get Angry, I Just Turn My Other Chins
If Something Goes Without Saying, Let It!
If Speech Is Free Why Are There Phone Bills?
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While [Headline Duh!]
If Success Is Not An Option, Punt/Bunt
If Stupidity Got Us In This Mess, Why Can't It Get Us Out? [Will Rogers]
If Test Installation Functions Perfectly, All Subsequent Systems Will Malfunction
If The Answer's Right, So What If The Questions Wrong?
If The Blind Lead The Blind, Both Shall Fall Into The Ditch [Bible]
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If We Aren't Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Are They Made With Meat?
If We Ask For A Life Vest Hell Throw Us An Anchor [NCIS]
If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane [Jimmy Buffett]
If We Do Not Hang Together, We Shall Surely Hang Separately [Paine]
If We Do Not Hear, See, Or Speak Evil, We Ourselves Shall Be Spared All Evil [Japan]
If We Do What Is Necessary, All The Odds Are In Our Favor [Henry Kissinger]
If We Don't Abolish Earthly War, War Will Abolish Us From The Earth [Harry S Truman]
If We Dont End War, War Will End Us [H .G. Wells]
If We Dont Protect Freedom Of Speech, We Won't Know Who The Assholes Are
If We Don't Succeed, We Run The Risk Of Failure [MAD Magazine]
If We Ever Stopped Lyin' To Each Other, How Would We Ever Get To The Truth? [The Closer]
If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Wouldn't Be Called Research [Einstein]
If We Learn From Our Mistakes Why Are There So ManyTwo-Child Families?
If We Wait A Day Or Two The Rain May Go Away
If We Weren't Meant To Eat Animals, Why Are They Made Of Meat?
If Wed Stop Trying To Be Happy We Could Have A Pretty Good Time
If We're Going To Be Damned, Let's Be Damned For Who We Really Are [Capt Picard]
If We're Through I Need My Nappy & Medication Right Now!
If Winning Isn't Important, Then Why Keep Score?
If Wise Man Marry He Become Otherwise
If Wishes Were Horses, Beggars Would Ride
If Work Is So Good, The Rich Would Have Hogged It
If You Ain't Makin' Waves, You Ain't Kickin' Hard Enough!
If You Always Give You Will Always Have, Unless You Give Faster Than You Get
If You Always Tell The Truth, People Will Stop Believing You [Richard Feynman]
If You Arent Fired With Enthusiasm, Then Youll Be Fired With Enthusiasm [Vince Lombardi]
If You Aren't Part Of The Cure, Then Youre Part Of The Problem
If You Aren't Part Of The Problem, Then Youre Part Of The Cure
If You Believe That, Do I Have A Bridge To Sell You
If You Believe The Comix You Believe Mice Wear Red Pants & Drive Cars [Mort Walker]
If You Build It, He Will Come [Field Of Dreams]
*If You Book Them, They Will Come [Wayne's World 2]
*If You Beckon Her, She Will Come Willingly & If You Bang Her, She Will Come Excitedly
If You Can Find A Path With No Obstacles, It Probably Doesn't Lead Anywhere
If You Can Imagine It, You Can Achieve It [William Arthur Ward]
If You Can Imagine It, You Can Achieve It; If You Can Dream It, You Can Become It
If You Can Put It Off Long Enough Odds Are Someone Else Will Do It For You
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Back Over [Sign On Bottom Of Toppled Mars Lander]
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes & Sue You! [Bumper Sticker]
If You Can Smile When Things Go Wrong Then You Have Someone In Mind To Blame
If You Can't Be A Good Example, Then You'll Just Have To Be A Horrible Warning
If You Can't Be Good, Be Careful
If You Can't Be Good, Be Careful; If You Can't Be Careful Have Your Insurance Paid Up
If You Can't Be Kind, Be Vague
If You Can't Be The Tablecloth, Don't Be The Dishrag
If You Can't Beat Em, Arrange To Have Them Beaten
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If You Don't Know Where You've Been, You Don't Know Where You're Going [Carl Ajello]
If You Don't Know Where You're Going, Any Road Will Get You There
If You Dont Learn From Your Mistakes, Whats The Point Of Making Them?
If You Don't Like How Things Are, Change It! You're Not A Tree [Jim Rohn]
If You Don't Like The Answer, You Shouldn't Have Asked The Question
If You Don't Like The News, Go Out & Make Some [Bumper Sticker]
If You Don't Like The News, Tweet New News!
If You Don't Like The Road You're Walking, Walk Another One [Dolly Parton]
If You Don't Like Your Reflection Don't Blame The Mirror [Deepak Chopra]
If You Don't Like Yourself, You Can't Like Other People [Robert Heinlein]
If You Don't Love, You Can't Live; If You Don't Live, You Can't Love [Jason Benson]
If You Don't Pay Your Exorcist Beware Of Paying The Piper & Being Repossessed
If You Dont Read Newspapers, Youre Uninformed, If Do Youre Misinformed ['Twain-ish']
If You Don't Risk Anything, You Risk Even More [Erica Jong]
If You Don't Run Your Own Life, Somebody Else Will [John Atkinson]
If You Don't Say It, They Can't Repeat It Or Report It
If You Don't Scare The Cow, You Can Get Milk
If You Don't Scare The Hen, You Can Get Eggs
If You Don't Stand For Something, You'll Fall For Anything
If You Don't Stand For Something, You Will Fall For Anything [Malcolm X]
If You Don't Stand For Something, You Will Fall For Something [African Proverb]
If You Don't Study History You Will Repeat Its Errors, If You Do You'll Find Others
If You Don't Think, Then You Shouldn't Talk [Alic4e-March Hare]
If You Don't Try New Solutions, Then You Can Expect New Evils
If You Don't Want To Slip Up Tomorrow, Speak The Truth Today [Bruce Lee]
If You Don't Want To Work You Must Work To Earn Money So Not To Work [Ogden Nash]
If You Embrace Your Stupidity, Whatever Your Doing Keep Doing It!
If You Ever Become A Mother, Can I Have One Of The Puppies? [Charles Pierce]
If You Fail To Plan, You Plan To Fail
If You Fall Out Of That Tree & Break Your Neck Im Gonna Strangle You!
If You Fall & Break Your Legs, Don't Come Running To Me [Samuel Goldwyn]
If You Feed A Sucker, He'll Grow Up To Be A Bigger Leech
If You Feel Like Working, Sit Down & Wait Until The Feeling Goes Away [Calvin]
If You Find A Path With No Obstacles, It Probably Doesnt Lead Anywhere
If You Find Serenity & Happiness, Some May Be Jealous - Be Happy Anyway [Mother Teresa]
If You Find Yourself In A Hole, The First Thing To Do Is Stop Digging
If You Float, A Witch You Be & Shall Be Burned!
If You Float Not, But Sink & Drown, You Are Innocent!
If You Float You Are Sunk!
If You Float Not You Are Sunk!
If You Get Them By The Balls, Their Hearts & Minds Will Follow
If You Get To It & You Can't Do It, Well There You Jolly Well Are, Aren't You?
If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat
If you Go To Psychiatrist You Ought To Have His Head Examined
If You Got Them By The Balls, Their Hearts & Minds Will Follow
If You Hate Classical Music Have My Symphony
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If You Tell The Truth, You Don't Have To Remember Anything [Mark Twain]
If You Think Education Is Expensive, Try Ignorance
If You Think Im A Lousy Driver, Wait Until You See Me Putt
If You Think Im A Lousy Putter, Wait Until You See Me Drive
If You Think Nobody Cares If Youre Alive, Just Miss A Payment Or Two
If You Think Of It, It Won't Quite Happen That Way
If You Think She Walks On Water, You May Be Following Her On Very Thin Ice [The Closer]
If You Think She's Spunky, Cover Your Monkey
If You Think The Problem Is Bad Now, Just Wait Until We've Solved It
If You Think There Is Good In Everybody Then You Haven't Met Everybody
If You Think You Can Do A Thing Or Think You Can't, You're Right [Henry Ford]
If You Think You Can, You Can
If You Think You Stink, You Stink
If You Think You Stink, You Stink You Skunk
If You Think You're Right, You're Right
If You Think You're Right, You're Wrong
If You Think You're Wrong, You're Right
If You Think You're Wrong, You're Wrong
If You Throw Anything Away, You Will Need It Shortly Thereafter
If You Touch Chuchu Muyu Seed You Grow Breasts [Ecuadorian Milky Fluided Seed]
If You Try & Dont Succeed, Cheat - Repeat Until Caught, Then Lie [In Jail?]
If You Try To Fail, & Succeed, Which Have You Done? [George Carlin]
If You Understand What Youre Doing, Youre Not Learning Anything
If You Understand Life, You Must Be Misinformed [Paulo Coelho]
If You Wait, It Will Go Away, But If It Was Bad, It Will Be Back
If You Wait, It Will Go Away, Having Done Its Damage
If You Wake Up & Find Yourself A Success, Then You Haven't Been Asleep
If You Want A Committed Man, Look In A Mental Hospital
If You Want A Happy Ending, That Depends On Where You Stop Your Story [Orson Welles]
If You Want A Kitten, Start Out Asking For A Horse
If You Want A Solution Bad Enough, You Will Probably End Up With A Bad Solution!!!
If You Want A Thing Done Well, Do It Yourself
If You Want Anything Said, Ask A Man; If You Want Anything Done, Ask A Woman
If You Want Authority Over Me Adopt Me, Dont Marry Me! [School For Scandal]
If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs, My Lady, By 'Big Boom'
If You Want Her You Can't Have Her; If You Don't She's Yours!
If You Want Him You Can't Have Him; If You Don't He's Yours!
If You Want It You Can't Have It; If You Don't It's Yours!
If You Want The Last Word At A Tea Party, Say Youre Right, Before You Left!
If You Want The Last Word At A Tea Party, Say Youre Right, When Youre Left!
If You Want The Last Word In A Relationship, Say, You're Wrong!
If You Want The Last Word In An Argument, Say, You're Right!
If You Want The Rainbow You've Got To Put Up With The Rain [Steven Wright]
If You Want To Be Loved, Love & Be Lovable [Benjamin Franklin]
If You Want To Get Along, Go Along
If You Want To Get Something Done, Give It To A Busy Man
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IHOP Worries, Apparently, That Defendants Syrupy Morsels Harder To Swallow Than Its!
Ike [David Dwight Eisenhower, Later Changed To Dwight D. Eisenhower]
Iktsuarpok, Eskimo For Feeling Of Anticipation When Youre Waiting For Someone
Ill Advised
Ill At Ease
I'll Be Back [The Terminator]
I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone Attitude Leaves No Skin In The Game
I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone Attitude Responsible For Financial Crisis [Ex- FDIC Chair Bair]
I'll Be There At 5PM To Make Love - 'If Im Late, Start Without Me' [Tallulah Bankhead]
I'll Bear It In Mind Conveys The Misconception 'They'll Probably Do It'
I'll Bear It In Mind Really Means 'I'll Do No Such Thing!'
I'll Chew On It [But Not With My Teeth]
I'll Cuff Ya & Stuff Ya [The Dukes Of Hazzard]
I'll Defend To The Death Your Right To Say It, But I Dont Have To Listen
Ill Egal [Law School Mascot]
Ill Eagle [Illegal]
I'll Extricate Myself As Soon As I Get Loose! [Bullwinkle]
Ill Fortune
I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Hamburger Today
I'll Go On A Head, You Stay Here; Said One Hat To Other Hat On Hat Rack
I'll Have What She's Having [When Harry Met Sally, 1989]
Ill Health
Ill Oil Prospector Sent Get Well' Card
I'll Procrastinate When I Got Around To It & Im Good & Ready
I'll See You In Health [Colbert Reports]
I'll See You In Hell!
I'll Tell You What I Think In Two Words: Im-Possible! [Samuel Goldwyn]
I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It, Thrice To Make Sure [Mae West]
Ill Try To Make It Harder For You To Let Me Win [Rising Sun]
Illegal, But Can You Keep The Feds At Bay For 3 Years? No Problem! Good, Ill Be Retired!
Illegal Elian, A 6 Year Old Who Was Deported/Returned To Cuba [Elian Gonzalez 2000]
Illegal Elian, Now A Representative At Cuba's Young Communist Union Congress [2010]
Illegal To Carry An Ice Cream Cone In A Pocket [Lexington, KY]
Illegal To Carry An Ice Cream Cone In Her Pocket, Unless She's Frigid?
Illegitimate Child
Illegitimate Relative
Illegitimis Non Carborundum [Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down]
Illiquid, Opaque Products: Goldman Sachs Pushing CDO Products With No Discernible Price
Illiteracy Is Still A Poblem Among Mississippi Adults [Hendersonville, NC Times-News]
Illiterate Librarian
Illiterate?, The Print Ad Asked, Then Write For Information On How To Read
Illusion Is The First Of All Pleasures [Voltaire]
I'm A Bitch, Im A Lover, Im A Child, Im A Mother, Im A Sinner, Im A Saint [Morissette]
I'm A Bitch, Im A Tease, Im A Goddess On My Knees, Im An Angel Undercover [Alanis]
I'm A Born-Again Atheist [Gore Vidal]
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I'm Daisy Mae's Kith An' Kin. I'd Like To Kith Her, But I Don't Think I Kin! [Li'l Abner]
I'm Descended From A Very Long Line That My Mother Foolishly Fell For
I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
I'm Doomed! [Full House]
I'm Easily Satisfied With The Very Best
I'm Entitled To Bush Perks For Rich & Entitled To Blame All Our Problems On Entitlements
I'm Fond Of Anything That Comes From The Sea & That Includes Sailors [Janet Flanner]
I'm For Whatever Gets You Through The Night [Frank Sinatra]
I'm Free Of All Prejudice, I Hate Everyone Equally [W. C. Fields]
I'm From The Government & Im Here To Help You! Yeah, Sure!
I'm Gettin' My Kicks Watching Arty French Flicks [Blossom Dearie]
I'm Getting A Vasectomy [Las Vegas - Upon Seeing Baby Changed]
I'm Getting Over My Insomnia, The Other Day My Foot Fell Asleep
I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die Trying! [Spider Robinson]
I'm Going To Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse [The Godfather, 1972]
I'm Gonna Fix His Wagon! [Ikhl Em Umgliklekh Makhn! - Ill Make Him Miserable!]
I'm Gonna Live Till I Die [Frank Sinatra]
I'm Good
I'm Good, But Not An Angel, I Do Sin, But I Am Not The Devil [Marilyn Monroe]
I'm Growing Older, But Not Up [Jimmy Buffett]
I'm Growing Older, But Not Up, Feasting On The Buffet Of Life [Jimmy Buffett Extrapolation]
I'm Gumby, Damn It! [Gumby - Saturday Night Live]
I'm Gutted
I'm Having Amnesia & Dj Vu Too, Im Sure That I've Forgotten All This Before
I'm Head Of Household, But Wifey Is Neck & Neck Can Turn Head Anyway It Wants
I'm Here To Chew Bubblegum & Kick Ass & Im All Out Of Bubblegum [They Live, 1988]
I'm Hip, Im No Square, Im Alert, Im Awake, Im Aware [Blossom Dearie]
I'm Hot Because I'm Too Fat In The Right Places [Charlize Theron]
I'm Immortal... So Far [Earle Robinson]
I'm Impossible To Forget, But Im Hard To Remember
I'm In Hot Pursuit [The Dukes Of Hazzard]
I'm In Shape, Round Is A Shape
I'm In Therapy Now& I Can Tell You, Denial Is A Lot Cheaper
I'm Just Working Here Till A Good Fast-Food Job Opens Up
I'm Larry. This Is My Brother, Darryl. This Is My Other Brother, Darryl [Newhart]
I'm Like Butter, I'm Like Ham, I'm Like Swiss Cheese, I'm On A Roll!
I'm Living Happily Ever After, Since You Left
I'm Lonely For Something Absolute, Knowing It Doesn't Exist
I'm Margie. Fly Me [National Airlines]
I'm Mindful Of Preserving Executive Powers For Myself [George W. Bush]
I'm Mindful Of Preserving Executive Powers For Predecessors As Well [G.W. Bush]
I'm Mr. Kil - 'Theres A Name To Die For' [007 To Mr. Kil]
IM MUGGA [Pennsylvania License Plate]
I'm Neither For Nor Against Apathy
I'm Never Wrong!!! Once I Thought I Was, But It Turned Out I Was Mistaken
I'm No Angel, But I've Spread My Wings A Bit [Mae West]
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I'm Not A Complete Idiot, From Time To Time I've Had A Thought Or Two
I'm Not A Complete Idiot, Some Parts Are Missing!
I'm Not A Genius, Im Just A Tremendous Bundle Of Experience [R. Buckminster Fuller]
I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party - Im A Democrat [Will Rogers]
I'm Not A Nerd -- Im Socially Challenged
I'm Not A Real Movie Star, I 'Got The Same Wife I Started With 28 Years Ago' [Will Rogers]
I'm Not A Snob. Im Just Better Than You Are
I'm Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals, But Because I Hate Plants [A. Whitney Brown]
I'm Not A Witch! [Christine O'Donnell, US Senate Nominee Boil! Boil!]
I'm Not Afraid To Die, Just Dont Want To Be There When It Happens [Woody Allen]
I'm Not Afraid To Go My Own Way & I'm Not Alone
I'm Not Aging, I Just Need Re-Potting
I'm Not Aging, Im Ripening To Perfection
I'm Not An Inert Bucket Of Tapioca, I Approach Old Age At Light Speed [Cosmo Fishhawk]
I'm Not As Judgmental As All Those Censorious, Self-Righteous People Around Me
I'm Not Athenian, Nor Greek, Im A Citizen Of The World [Socrates]
I'm Not Bad. Im Just Drawn That Way [Jessica Rabbit: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988]
I'm Not Cheap, But Im On Special This Week
I'm Not Crazy, But The Voices In My Head Might Be
I'm Not Crazy, I've Just Been In A Very Bad Mood For The Last 30 Years
I'm Not Fifty, Im 18 With 32 Years' Experience
I'm Not Fifty, Im $49.95 Plus Tax
I'm Not Going To Say, 'I Told You So'
I'm Not Mentally Ill, I Just Have A Problem With Reality
I'm Not Normally A Praying Man, But If Youre Up There, Please Save Me, Superman!
I'm Not Overweight, Im Just Nine Inches Too Short [Shelley Winters]
I'm Not Paranoid, They Really Are After Me
I'm Not Sincere, Even When I Say Im Not [Jules Renard]
I'm Not Single, Im Romantically Challenged
I'm Not So Think As You Drunk I Am [John Squire]
I'm Not Suddenly A Dirty Old Man, I've Been Practicing All My Life
I'm Not Sure I Understand Ambiguity
I'm Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert
I'm Not The Type To Say 'I Told You So'[POD, 'Goodbye For Now']
I'm Not Weird, I Don't Wear A Beard -- Now They're Passe [Blossom Dearie]
I'm Not Young Enough To Know Everything
I'm Not Your Type, Im Not Inflatable
I'm Old Enough To Know Better But Still Too Young To Care
I'm On A Seafood Diet, Every Time I See Food, I Eat It
I'm On A Thirty Day Diet - So Far I've Lost 15 Days
I'm Out Of My Mind, But Feel Free To Leave A Message...
Im Perfectly Imperfect
I'm Perfectly Imperfect, Beautiful In My Flaws, Sure Of My Insecurities
I'm Perfectly Imperfecto, Absolute Chaos, A Beautiful Disaster
I'm Profound Not Profane [Rev Al Sharpton]
I'm Proud Of My Humanity
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In Prosperity Your Friends Know You, In Adversity You Know Your Friends
In Punishing The Guilty We Must Protect The Innocent [JFK]
In Real Life There Is No Such Thing As Algebra [Fran Lebowitz]
In Round Figures Over A Billion People Are Overweight
In-School Suspension
In Sleep, Man Doesnt Sin, But His Dreams Do!
In Some Attempts, It Is Glorious Even To Fail
In Spite Of The High Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular [Kathleen Norris]
In Tabling The Homosexual Issue, They Said Need To Suck On It, Its a Mouthful!
In The Altogether Im All Together
In The Beginning There Was Nothing & Then Even That Exploded
In The Big City You Deprive A Village Of Its Idiot
In The Buff Im Hot Stuff
In The Case Of The Missing Toilets, Police Have Nothing To Go On
In The Cookies Of Life, Your Friends Are The Chocolate Chips
In The Fight Between You & The World, Back The World
In The Footprints In The Sands Of Time, We Hope Yours Aren't The Mark Of A Heel
In The Hole
In The Kingdom Of The Blind The One Eyed Man Is King
In The Kitchen
In The Land Of The Blind The Braille Reader Rules (When Not Hauling Brails)
In The Land Of The Blind The One-Eyed Man Is King
In The Land Of The Blind The Ugliest Can Be Queen
In The Line Of Booty
In The Line Of Booty General Petraeus Initiated Operation Cloak & Shag Her
In The Line Of Duty
In The Loop
In The Magickal Universe ... No Coincidences & There Are No Accidents' [Martha Washington]
In The Magickal Universe ... Nothing Happens Unless Someone Wills It To Happen' [M. W.]
In The Middle Of Any Difficulty Lies An Opportunity [Albert Einstein]
In The Middle Of Nowhere
In The Midst Of Life We Are In Death
In The Mirror Everybody Sees His Best Friend
In The Morning She Eats Angels, In The Evening She Defecates Devils
In The Orchestra Of A Great Kitchen, The Sauce Chef Is A Soloist [Fernand Point]
In The Practice Of Tolerance, Ones Enemy Is The Best Teacher [Dalai Lama]
In The Rear Slid His Gear
In The Rear With The Gear
In The War Of Wits Many Go Unarmed
In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory & Practice, In Practice There Is [Yogi Berra]
In This Life He Laughs Longest Who Laughs Last
In Time, The Promise Of Tomorrow Becomes The Threat Of Tomorrow [Don Daniels]
In Unanimity There Is Cowardice & Uncritical Thinking
In Union There Is Strength [Napoleon - But Not THE Napoleon Napoleon Hill]
In Vino Veritas [In Wine There Is Truth - Pliny The Elder]
In Vino Veritas, Scouts Honor
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Indecent Exposure
Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility
Indecisive? I'm Not So Sure!
Independent Financial Advisor
Independent Party
Independent Union
Independent Variable
Independents Want To Take The Politics Out Of Politics' [Adlai Stevenson]
India Indian
Indian Casino
Indian Giver
Indian Giver Gave Guest His Wife For Nightly Warmth & Then He Wanted Her Back!
Indian Giver Gave Guest His Wife For Night & Then He Wanted Her Back! - Mnage A Trois?
Indian Giver Is A Person Who Gives A Gift & Later Wants It Back [English View]
Indian Giver Is An 'Ersatzgiver' Who Culturally Expects A 'Substitute' In Replacement For Gift
Indian Givers Gave Manhattan To Dutch, Dutch , For $24 In Barter & It Wasn't Even Theirs
Indian Made Irish Mist Liqueur
Indian Plane Reported Hijacked By Authorities [Reuters]
Indian Reservations
Indian Summer
Indian Summer, A Spell Of Warm Weather After The First Frost [Dictionary.Com]
Indian Summer, Any Late Flowering Following A Period Of Decline [US Literature 1830's]
Indian Summer Crept Stealthily Over His Closing Days [Thomas De Quincey 1855]
Indian Summer, For Indians Waging More Destructive Warfare' On Settlers [JL Peyton 1882]
Indian Summer Mistakenly Attributed To British Rule Of The Indian Subcontinent
Indian Summer Of Serene Widowhood [Oliver Wendell Holmes' The Guardian Angel 1867]
Indian Summer Of The Heart! [John Greenleaf Whittier 1834]
Indian Summer Previously Called By British All-Hallown, St. Lukes & St. Martins Summer
Indian Summer Previously Called By French t De La Saint-Martin [Feast Day Nov. 11]
Indian Summer Relates To Hawkins DC Trip Letter To POTUS, OK If The Creek Don't Rise?
Indian Summer, Severe Frost Then Short Interval Of Smoke & Mildness [US Farmer 1778]
Indian Summer, Warm Spell When Amerinds Smoked Out Game For Smoking For Winter
Indiana Jones Boasted He Had Years Of Fieldwork In Nocturnal Activities
Indiana Jones Boasted These Included Mating Customs & Primitive Sexual Practices'
Indians Got Here First - They Had Reservations!
Indians Scalp Senators [Cleveland vs. Washington - Cy Young's 500th Victory (1910) AP]
Indians Were The First Americans Because They Had Reservations
Indians With Reservations Residing on Reservations
Indians Without Reservations
Indifference Is The Opposite Of Art Not Ugliness [Elie Wiesel]
Indifference Is The Opposite Of Faith Not Heresy [Elie Wiesel]
Indifference Is The Opposite Of Life Not Death [Elie Wiesel]
Indifference Is The Opposite Of Love Not Hate [Elie Wiesel]
Indifferently Attentive
Indirect Access
Indirect Action
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Indirect Communication
Individual Brilliance Trumped By Organized Stupidity
Individual Group
Indpis Water Co., 113 Monument Pi., Indianapolis, Indiana [Interesting Abbreviation]
Induced Consumption
Induced Indifference
Induced Natural Birth
Industrial Park
Industrial Revolution
Inefficient Viruses Kills Their Hosts, Clever Ones Stays With Them [James Lovelock]
Inelastic Demand
Inelastic Elasticity
Inelastic Supply
Inexact Science
Inexpensive Car
Inexpensive Girl Friend
Inexpensive House
Inexpensive Luxury
Inexpensive Medical Care
Infallible Way Of Conciliating Tiger Is To Be Devoured By It [Konrad Adenauer]
Infernal Heat
Infernal Noise
Infernal Nuisance
Infernal Optimist
Infernal Peace & Quiet
Infernal Punishment
Infernal Revenue Service
Infernals Quivered
Infinite In Number
Infinite Number
Infinitely Finite
Infiniti Luxury Car Ad - If No One Ever Challenged The Status Quo:
*'The Earth Would Still Be Flat' But, Not In This Reality!
*'E Would Just Equal E' - As In Edsel Or Earache?
*'Rock Would Have No Roll' - Before 1922 Song 'My Man Rocks Me, With One Steady Roll'
*'Rock Would Have Roll As Directed By J. Robinson In 1935: 'Commence To Rock & Roll'
*'Rock Would Have Roll, Therefore, Even Without Elvis, But The King Would Be Missed!
*'Empires Will Rule Forever' - Viva La Arab Spring!
Infinity & Beyond
Infinity Is One Lawyer Waiting For Another
Inflammably Flammable
Inflation Cuts Money In Half Without Damaging The Paper
Inflationary Gap
Influence By Example, 'It Is The Only Means' Of Being Influential [Albert Einstein]
Influence The Influencers
Inform All The Troops That Communications Have Completely Broken Down
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Institutional Revolutionary
Instrumental Song
Insufficient Pizza Consumption Is Associated With Irritability [Matthew Amster-Burton]
Insurance Is Like Marriage, You Pay, Pay, Pay & You Never Get Anything Back [Al Bundy]
Insurgency Began & You Missed It [REM]
Insurmountable Opportunity
Intangible Possessions
Intangible Property
Integrity Is Being Conscientious Even When Nobody Is Around
Integrity Is Doing The Right Thing, Even If No One Is Watching [Jim Stovall]
Intellectual Autocracy
Intellectual Fool
Intellectual Honesty
Intellectual Intercourse
Intellectuals Are The Most Intolerant Of All People [Paul Duncun]
Intellectuals Solve Problems, Geniuses Prevent Them [Albert Einstein]
Intelligence Is Knowing The Difference Between Temptation & Opportunity
Intelligence Sum Total On The Planet Is A Constant, The Population Keeps Growing
Intelligence Without Ambition Is A Bird Without Wings [C. Archie Danielson]
Intelligent Creationist
Intelligent Design
Intelligent Fool
Intelligent Fight
Intelligent Footballer
Intelligent Investing By J. Wellington Wimpy
Intelligent Life Forms
Intelligent Life In DC?
Intelligent Life On Mars?
Intelligent News Coverage
Intelligent Reporter
Intelligent Rock Music
Intelligent Want Self-Control, Children Want Candy [Mevlana Rumi]
Intelligent War Reporter
Intended Consequences
Intense Apathy
Intense Disinterest
Intensely Cool
Intensely Relaxed
Intensely Uninterested
Interactive Discussion [IronHerder]
Interactive Intercourse
Interactive Screensaver
Interactive Solitaire
Intercourse, PA
Intercourse, PA: You Come From Intercourse? We All Come From Intercourse! [Amish Bque]
Interest Free Loan
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Invisible Man
Invisible Man Disappears From View [Reuters]
Invisible Rails*
Invisible Solid
Involuntary Confession
Involuntary Manslaughter
iPhone, iPod, iPad iPaid!
IPO: Initial Public Offering
IPO-DLP: Initial Public Offering-Details Leaked Privately
iPod Is Not For Sharing, Otherwise It Would Be An usPod
iPod's Called Titanic, It's Syncing Now
IQ Of A Mob Equals IQ Of Dumbest Member, Divided By Number Of Members In Mob
Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Has Issued Fatwa Against Nuclear Weapons
Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameneis Fatawa Are Binding On Iranians As Shia
Iraqi All Night Long
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms [Monterey Herald Sun - Putting It Back Together...]
Irate Impatient
Irate Patient
Irish American
Irish Coffee Provides All 4 Essential Food Groups - Alcohol, Caffeine, Sugar & Fat [A. Levine]
Irish Mist Liqueur Translates In German To Irischer Mist, Meaning Irish Dung
Irish Potato
Irish Potato Vodka
Irish Wake
Irishman Is Never At Peace Except When He's Fighting
Irishmen Are Only At Peace When Fighting
Iron Butt [Richard Nixon]
Iron Curtain [H. G. Wells, In The Food Of The Gods (1904)]
Iron Curtain [Winston Churchill, 1945]
Iron Dome
Iron Fist
Iron Hand
Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove [Charles V 1516-1556]
Iron Lung
Iron Maiden
Iron Pyrite Is Fool's Gold, But Never Dummies' Or Moron's Gold
Iron Stone
Iron Weed
Iron Wood [Performance Of Thick Wood Beams In Fire Over Steel Beams]
Ironic Similarities
Ironwood [Tree]
Irony Of Ironing Board Cover Being Wrinkled & Irony Of Irony Having Word Iron In It
Irregardless
Irregardless Of The Irrelevant Irreverent
Irregular Plural Nouns: One Fish, Two Fish; Allied Headquarters, Allied & Axis Headquarters
Irregularly Irregular Rhythm [Medical Term]
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Isn't The Years In Your Life That Count, It's The Life In Your Years [Abraham Lincoln]
Isn't There Any Other Part Of The Matzo You Can Eat? [Marilyn Monroe On Matzo Balls]
Isn't This Smurfy? [Jokey Smurf]
Isn't What I Do, But The Way I Do It [Mae West]
Isn't What I Say, But The Way I Say It [Mae West]
Isn't What You Wear, It's How You Take It Off
Isn't What You're Called, It's What You Answer To [African Proverb]
Isn't Where We Stand, But In What Direction We Are Moving
Isn't Whether You Win Or Lose, Its How You Look When You Play The Game
Isn't Who You Know, It's Whom You Know
Issue Is A Piffle, A Trifle, A Tisket & A Tasket Of Sheer Silliness[Richard Cohen-GOP Debate]
It Ain't Over Till The Fat Lady Sings
It Ain't The Size, It's... No, It's The Size
It Ain't The Size, It's The Prize
It Aint What They Call You, Its What You Answer To [W. C. Fields]
It Ain't What We Don't Know, But What We Know That Ain't So, That Gets Us In Trouble
It Beats As It Sweeps As It Cleans [Hoover Vacuum]
It Costs Nothing To Look [Onkuken Kost Kain Gelt]
It Doesnt Matter How Fast You Climb If The Ladder Is Leaning Against The Wrong Wall
It Dont Matter If Its Hot Or Sweet
It Dont Mean A Thing If It Dont Got That Swing
It Falls From Human Hands & Human Hands Have The Power To Stop It? Trash!
It Freshens Without Enfeebling & Fortifies Without Irritating [Brillat-Savarin- Salad]
It Gets Better
It Goes In - It Must Come Out
It Goes Without Saying
It Goes Without Saying, So Why Say It?
It Goes Without Saying That Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
IT Is As Bad As You Think & THEY Are Out To Get You
It Is As It Is, Mend It For Your Own Good [Othello]
It Is As It Is, & It Will Be As It Must Be [Robert G. Ingersoll]
It Is Better To Espouse Elucidation & Eschew Obfuscation!
It Is What It Is
It Is What It Is, & It Ain't Nothin' Else [Dan Flavin]
It Is What It Is, Don't Label It!
It Is What It Is, It Is What You Make It [James Durbin]
It Is What It Is, Its Not What It Could Have Been, It Is What It Is [Nicole Kidman]
It Is What It Is, It's Not What It Should Have Been, It Is What It Is [Nicole Kidman]
It Isn't An Optical Illusion. It Just Looks Like One
It Isn't 'The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, Its The Size Of The Fight In The Dog [Ike]
It Isnt What It Isnt!
It Keeps On Going & Going & Going.... [Energizer Batteries]
It Knocked You Socks Off Clear Into The Washer
It Matters Not How Slowly You Go So Long As You Do Not Stop [Confucius 551-479BC]
It May Be OK To Let A Fool Kiss You, But Don't Let A Kiss Fool You
It May Be That Our Role Is Not To Worship God But To Create Him [Arthur C. Clarke]
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It's Difficult To Argue With Someone Who Is Not Obsessed With Being Right [W W Dyer]
It's Easier To Be Wise On Behalf Of Others Than To Be So For Ourselves [La Rochefoucauld]
It's Easier To Change A Mans Religion Than His Diet [Margaret Mead]
It's Easier To Fight For One's Principals Than To Live Up To Them [Alfred Adler]
It's Easier To Go Down Hill Than Up, But View Is Much Better At The Top [Henry W. Beecher]
It's Easy To Be Wise After The Event
It's Easy To Be Wise After The Event, As Any Idiot Knows!
It's Eight O'clock Now! - Why The Devil Didn't You Tell Me That Before?
It's Full Of Old Clichs! Let's Have Some New Clichs! [Samuel Goldwyn]
It's Fun To Have Fun, But You Have To Know How [Dr. Seuss]
It's Funny How Annoying A Little Prick Can Be [Pricking His Finger On Badge-Iron Man II]
It's Garbage! [Es Iz Nit Geshtoygen Un Nit Gefloygen - It Never Rose & It Never Flew]
Its Good For Nothing! [Ich Darf Es Ahf Kapores! - I Need It For Fowl Sacrifice]
It's Good To Touch The Green, Green Grass Of Home [Green Green Grass Of Home]
It's Greek To Me, Geek
It's Hard To Be Fit As A Fiddle When You're Shaped Like A Cello
It's Impossible To Have Too Much Fun
Its Impossible To Make Anything Foolproof As Fools Are So Ingenious
It's In Justice, Not Injustice, That The Ordering Of Society Is Centered [Aristotle]
ITS Introduces DataFlow, ... User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool [Computer Rag]
It's /Its Important To Use Apostrophe's Right
It's Like Dj Vu All Over Again [Yogi Berra]
Its Like Eating Soup With A Fork!
It's Like Eating Soup With A Fork, Personally I Prefer Saving Forks For A Piece of Meat!
It's Lonely At The Top, But The Eatings Better
It's Midnight, Do You Know Where Your Pants Are?
It's Morally Wrong To Allow Suckers To Keep Their Money [Canada Bill Jones]
It's Most Unwise For People In Love To Marry [George Bernard Shaw]
It's Much Easier To Become A Father Than To Be One [Kent Nerburn]
It's My Cat's World, Im Just Here To Open Cans
It's My Money & I Want It Now [Occupied Wall Street]
It's Never Too Late
It's Never Too Late To Be What You Might Have Been [George Eliot]
It's Nice To Ripen But Sad To Grow Old
It's Night Before Its Afternoon [Dr. Seuss]
It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
It's No Use Locking The Stable Door After The Horse Has Bolted
It's Not As Great A Day For The Bride As She Thinks, She's Not Marrying The Best Man!
It's Not About What It Is, It's About What It Can Become [Dr. Seuss]
It's Not An Optical Illusion, It Just Looks Like One
It's Not Hard To Meet Expenses For They're Everywhere
It's Not Hard To Meet Expenses Hard Headedly Head On, It Is Hard To Hide From Them
It's Not Number Of Breaths We Take, But Number Of Moments That Take Our Breath Away
It's Not That I Want To Kill Lois, I Just Don't Want Her Alive Anymore [Stewie Griffin]
It's Not The Heat, Its The Humidility
It's Not What He Says About Others, But What Others Say About Him
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J
J. Wellington Wimpy Treating
J Street Skipped In Washington, D.C. Due To Confusability In 1791 With I [NCIS]
J Street Stealthfully Avoids J Walkers By Its U2 Tactics - You Too Can't Find It!
Jabberwock Snicker-Snacked By Vorpal Sword, His Head Went Galumphing Back' [Alice]
Jabberwock, Eyes Aflame, Jaws That Bait & Claws That Catch [Alice]
Jabberwocky, She's Slain My Jabber-Baby-Wocky? [Alice-Red Queen]
Jack Goff Charged With Crashing Into Library While Drunk
Jack Goff Lived Up To His Name
Jack Goff Popped Off Too Often
Jack Hammer
Jack Kennedy [John Fitzgerald Kennedy]
Jack Kevorkian Available For Hospices & Tea Parties
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Jazzy Jezebel
Jedediah Goodwin, Auctioneer, Born 1828 Going! Going!! Gone!!! 1876 [Tombstone]
Jedi Mind Meld Is Obamas Latest Feat Melding Star Wars With Star Trek
Jeepers [Scooby Doo]
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers Is A Slang Term For Jesus Christ [Karyn Bowman]
Jeepers Creepers Peepers [Where'd Ya Get Them]
Jeepers Creepers Where'd You Get Those Peepers?
*Jeepers Creepers Where'd You Get Those Eyes? [Harry Warren & Johnny Mercer -1938]
Jehovah's Witness Witnessed
Jell-O Is Just Kool-Aid With A Hard-On
Jell-O Shooters
Jerry As In 'Going For A Jerry, By Going To Kill WW II German Soldier, Or Taking A Leak
Jerry Ford [Leslie Lynch King, Jr., Later Changed To Gerald Rudolph Ford, Jr.]
Jerry Sandusky, Penn State Football Coach, Convicted Of 45 Child Sex-Abuse Charges
Jersey Shore, A Shore Place For Beach Fun Along The East Coast Of New Jersey
Jersey Shore, PA, Founded & Manned By The Two Manning Brothers From New Jersey [1785]
Jersey Shore, PA, Founded On The Shore Of The West Branch Of The Susquehanna River
Jersey Shore, Reality-Based TV Series Following Lives Of Several New Jersey 20-Somethings
Jesuit Boston College Prez Leahy Initiated The Church In The 21st Century Program
Jesuit Initiated This Program As A Means Of Moving The Church From Crisis To Renewal
Jesuit Program Here Is Thus To Examine Roles Of Women & Laity, Celibacy, Sex Abuse ...
Jesuits First Pope, Pope Francis I, Born & Ministered In Argentina, Has Italian Roots
Jesuits Linked With Social Justice, Ecumenical Dialogue & Latin America Liberation Theology
Jesuits, Society Of Jesus, Christian Male Religious Order Of The Roman Catholic Church
Jesus & All Jews Are The Children Of The LORD Your God [Hebrew Bible - Deuteronomy]
Jesus' Birth Being Before His Birthday Must Certainly Be A Sign Of Divinity [Anonymous]
Jesus' Birth Was In The Days Of Herod, King Of Judea, 40 BC To 4 BC [Luke 1:5]
Jesus: Born Of Descendant Of David According To The Flesh...Declared Son Of God [Romans]
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ Is A Graecized Version Of Hebrew First Name Yeshua & Title Messiah
Jesus Gios Tou Iosf, His True Greek Name, From Hebrew Yeshua Ben Yosef
Jesus: Hebrew Name Anglicized Becomes Joshua Son Of Joseph
Jesus Jeans, Take Their Name in Vain, Prepare to Meet Their Maker [Wall Street Journal]
Jesus Jeans, Turn The Other Check - Your Butt Looks Heavenly [NPR]
Jesus Movements 2 Paths: Jewish Messianic Movement Led By Jesus Brother James [R. Reiss]
Jesus Movements 2 Paths: Law Free Gentile Church Led By Paul [Rabbi Moshe Reiss]
Jesus: My God, My God, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? - Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani? [Mark]
Jesus Sabbath Is Saturday & He Would Pray At A Synagogue Not Church [Rabbi Moshe Reiss]
Jesus To A Good Number ... Is Only Prophet Or Teacher Or Rabbi [Rev. Bernie L. Gillespie]
Jesus To Adoptionists Is The Adopted Son Of God As Of His Baptism
Jesus To Arians Is The Best Of Created Beings
Jesus To Islam, like Adam, Abraham, Moses & Muhammad, Is Islamic Prophets Of Allah
Jesus To Jehovahs Witnesses Is A Great Angel [Rev. Bernie L. Gillespie]
Jesus To Latter Day Saints Is, In Essence ... A Highly Evolved Human [Rev. B. L. Gillespie]
Jesus To Others Is A Third Of A Trinity, The Son Of God, &/Or God Him/Her/Itself
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Jesus, Was He 'A Christian? ... The Resounding Answer Is NO!' [Rev. Bernie L. Gillespie]
*Impossible For Him To Be A Christian As Jesus Was A Jew & He Was God [Rev. BLG]
*Martin Luther - The Jews & Their Lies [1543]: 'Do Not Grant Them ... Communion With Us'
*Traditionally Lutheran Communion Was Closed To Jews, Non-Christians & Non-Lutherans
*QED: Lutherans Were Not To Grant Jesus Or Other Nons, Or Nuns, Communion With Them
Jesus, Which Jesus? Apocalyptic Son Of Man; Existentialist Rabbi? [John Wick Bowman]
Jesus, Which Jesus? Essene-Like Teacher; Nazorean Scheming Messiah ? [John Wick Bowman]
Jesus, Which Jesus? Para-Zealot Revolutionary? [John Wick Bowman]
Jet Lag
Jet Setter
Jews Are Gentiles In Utah
Jews For Jesus
Jewish Gentiles
Jewish Penicillin [Chicken Soup]
Jewish Pope
JFK [John Fitzgerald Kennedy]
Jig Jog Bounce [Childrens Book]
Jiggered Know-All
Jiggered Know-It-All
Jiggery-Pokery
Jiggle Me Timbers [Monk - Death Command]
Jim! Im A Doctor Not A... [Leonard McCoy]
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmy Carter [James Earl Carter, Jr.]
Jingoistic
Jinkys! [Scooby Doo]
Jitney Jalopy
Jittery Ride
Joan Of Arc Heard Voices, Too!
Job Fair
Job Haters Support Group Is "EVERYBODY & They Meet At The Bar' [Rain Bojangles]
Job Hunters Dilemma: No Experience No Job, No Job No Experience
Job Hunting
Job Is Nice But It Interferes With My Life
Job Leavers
Job Losers
Job Opening For Inside Man At Skunk Works, Odiferous Mans Need Not Apply [Li'l Abner]
Job Satisfaction
Job Security
Jobless Recovery
Jobless Satisfaction
Jock, From John, Meaning Scotsman, Athlete Or Black
Jodi Arias Convicted - Jury Hung! [Not Jodi?]
Jodi Arias Convicted - Jury Hung! [On Whether Jodi Lives Or Dies]
Joe Cool - Joe A Stereotypical Male Given Name & Cool For A Cool Guy Camel
Joe Lieberman Will Work His Heart Out 24/6!
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Judicial Restraint
Judiciary Ordered Restraints
Jug Band Improvises Music From Jugs, Washboards, Kazoos & Other Primitive Objects
Jug Fills Drop By Drop [Buddha]
Jugg Jog Bounce
Juggalos/Juggalettes, Posse Of Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic Hip Hop Records Group
Juggalos Name Came From Insane Clown Posses Song The Juggla
Juggla, He'll cut your windpipe, eat your face, Hes Violent J
Juggler, From Middle English Jogelour & Latin Joculator, For Minstrel, Magician
Juggler, Vain One Who Manipulates Especially In Order To Achieve A Desired End
Juggler, Vain One Who Manipulates Objects, Situations &/Or People
Jugglings, A-Cup Itty Bitty Titties, But Unlike Ducklings They Don't Grow Up Big
Juggs Jogging Jiggle
Juglar Cycle, Seven-Eleven Year Fixed Investment Cycle Identified In 1862 By Clement Juglar
Juglar Seven-Eleven Cycle Sounds Like A Toss Of The Dice [Seven Come Eleven]
Jugonaughts, As In 'Oh My Gawwd! Them Jugonaughts Are Massive, Its Unbelievable'
Jugs To Be Drunk From, Juggs To Be Cuddled, Juggs To Get Us Very Muddled
Jugs Jogging Jiggle
Jugs, Much Handled Earthen Or Glass Containers Of Liquids With Narrow Mouth & Handle
Jugs, Much Handled Large Fleshy Milk Containers, Best Enjoyed By Mouth & Handling
Jugs, Much Handled, Often Misspelled JuGGs For The Duality Of Delights Offered
Jugshot, Photo Shot, Often By Cell Phone, Of Cleavage Or Unclothed Boobage
Jugulant, Juggular, Juggulous, Jugnormous, Jugmungus: Large & Succulent Whats?
Jugular Vein Brings Deoxygenated Blood From The De-Lighted Head Back To The Heart
Juice Bar
Juliet To Have Romeo Feigns Death With Sleep Potion, Romeo Seeing Her So Kills Self
Jumbo Shrimp
Jump Off A Paris Bridge & You're Clearly In Seine
Jump Seat
Jump Start
Jumper Cable Was Let Drink In Bar On Condition 'You Dont Start Anything'
Jumping Off A Paris Bridge Makes You In Seine
Jungalows, Shelters At Dutch Roadburn Festival Of Psychedelic, Doom & Leftfieldor Music
Jungle Gym
Junior Senator
Juniors Know The Rules, Seniors Know The Exceptions
Junk Accumulates To Fill The Space Available
Junk Bonds
Junk Food
Junk Is Something You Throw Away Just Before You Need It
Junk Mortgages
Junked Mortgaged Home
Jurisprudence Fetishists Get Off On Technicalities
Jury Hung, Two Convicts Evade Noose
Jury Of Your Peers
Jury: Twelve People Who Determine Which Client Has The Better Attorney
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K
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K-Mart K-Smart
Kaffir, Infidel In Arab For Non-Muslim, Kush Mountain Hindu, Black & Refugee From Zulu
Kama Sutra
Kama Sutra De-Suits Its Adherents
Kama Sutra Explores Many Positions, But Not The Position That It Doesnt Suit Ye
Kama Sutra Suits Its Adherents While De-Suiting Them
Kamikaze Bombers
Kamikaze Muslims
Kamikaze Pilots
Kangaroo Court
Kangaroo Justice
Kansas Cyclone [Dwight D. Eisenhower]
Karaoke Is A Chinese Word Meaning Tone Deaf
Karate Is Where People With Years & Years Of Training Make Worst Movies Imaginable
Karate School Restaurant Served Many Chops
Kathy Griffin These Are My Tits [Jimmy Kimmel 11/16/10]
Kathy Griffin These Are My Tits Feel Em
Kay Jewelers Every Kiss Begins With K
Kayak & Racecar Are On The Radar, Reading The Same Backwards & Forwards
KBO - 'Keep Buggering On' [Dr Who By Winston Churchill]
Keen Pulsating Desire Is The Starting Point Of All Achievement [Napoleon Hill]
Keep A Man Guessing Too Long & He'll Find The Answer Somewhere Else [Mae West]
Keep A Stiff Upper Chin [Samuel Goldwyn]
Keep A Stiff Upper Lip
Keep America Beautiful
Keep America Beautiful, Properly Dispose Of Yes Men
Keep An Open Mind, But Not So Open That Your Brains Fall Out
Keep Doing What You've Always Done & You'll Keep Getting What You've Always Got
Keep Honking, Im Reloading
Keep It Cool With Coolidge [Calvin Coolidge]
Keep It Mum
Keep It Mum, Mom
Keep It Mum, Mum
Keep It Mum, Numb Nuts
Keep It Mum, Numbskull
Keep It Simple, Stupid
Keep It Simple, Stupid Poopit
Keep It Off The Grass
Keep Mum About Mums For Mum
Keep Nose To Grindstone & Shoulder To Wheel, It's Cheaper Than Plastic Surgery
Keep Off The Grass
Keep Off The Grass, Read Sign On Drug Rehab Center Lawn
Keep Off The Grass Sign Was Prevented Being Post By No Walking On Grass Regulations
Keep Off The Grass, Tattoo Read; Sorry, Had To Mow The Lawn Surgical Dressing Noted
Keep On Keeping On [R. U. Darby]
Keep Staring, I May Do A Trick
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Kind Of Cruel
Kind People May Be Accused Of Selfish, Ulterior Motives - Be Kind Anyway [Mother Teresa]
Kind Word & A 2-By-4 Get More Than Just A Kind Word
Kind Words Can Be Short & Easy To Speak, But Their Echoes Are Endless [Mother Teresa]
Kinders Shlep
Kindly Excuse Juan Epstein From Exertion Of Any Kind, 'Signed: Epstein's Mother'
Kinetic Station
King & Country
King & Cunty
King Can Do No Wrong
King Andrew [Andrew Jackson]
King George The First, NOT [George Washington]
King James On Smoking: A Custom Loathsome To The Eyes, Hateful To The Nose [1620]
King James On Smoking: Harmful To The Brain & Dangerous To The Lungs [1620]
King John The Second [John Adams]
King Of Camelot [John F. Kennedy]
King Of The Mountain
KingDAM
Kingpin
Kings Extra Dark Unique Tasting Sourdough Crunchy Pretzels A/K/A Burnt Offerings!
Kings Of TMI [Too Much Information]
King's Son Is No Nobler Than His Company [Gaelic Proverb]
Kiss & Make Up
Kiss & Tell
Kiss Ass
Kiss Ass Beautiful
Kiss Goodbye
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kiss My Grits! [Alice]
Kiss Of Death
Kiss Of Life
Kiss Of Peace
Kiss Off
Kiss Wife Goodbye When You Leave House Or Kiss House Goodbye When Wife Leaves You
Kissafani Finnish Cat Fanzine
Kisses, Humps & Bottled Olives, First Is Devilishly Difficult, Rest Come Easily
Kissimmee River
Kissing Bug [Bloodsucker]
Kissing Cousins
Kissing Disease [Mono]
Kissing Gourami Aren't! They Are Seeking To Establish Dominance!
Kissing Gourami, Aren't They Then Acting Quite Like Kissing Humans?
Kissing Is Just Shopping Upstairs For Downstairs Merchandise
Kisstomary To Cuss The Bride [Customary To Kiss]
Kissy Kisser
Kissy Lips
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Kissy-Face
Kismet Hardy Or Kiss Me, Hardy? [Adm. Horatio Nelson Near Death Words To Capt. Hardy]
Kit & Caboodle
Kitchen Police
Kitten 'When It Grows Up, It's Always A Cat' [Ogden Nash]
Kitty Cat
Kiwi, Actinidia Chinensis Scientifically, In Chinese Yang/Mihou Tao (Sunny/Macaque Peach)
Kiwi, Being Atypical & Difficult To Categorize, Is 'Duck-Billed Platypus Of The Fruit World'
Kiwi Is Not A Gay Bird, But Both A Bird & A Fruit, The Bird Native To New Zealand
Kiwi The Fruit First Lived Its Life As Yang Tao, Monkey Apple & Chinese Gooseberry
Kiwi The Fruit Migrating To New Zealand, Goosed Goose & Monkey To Honor Kiwi Bird
Kiwi, Or Kiwifruit, Named After New Zealand Flightless Kiwi Bird (Also Melonette & Zespri)
Kiwi, Previously Chinese Gooseberry Which Is A False Gooseberry But A True Fuzziod
KJV: As Used Here Refers To King James Version Of Christian Bible First Translated 1611
KJV: Comparisons show About 3 Per Cent Of Bible's Texts Varies Across All Manuscripts'
KJV: Is 'Above & Beyond All Authorities On Earth' [Www.Kjvgodsword.Com]
KJV: Is 'The Absolute Final Authority, In All Matters Of Faith & Practice' [Kjvgodsword]
KJV-Only Supporters: Are In Error 'Judging The Bible By Doctrines' [Elgin L. Hushbeck, Jr.]
KJV-Only Supporters: Are In Error Not 'Judging Doctrines By The Bible' [E. Hushbeck, Jr.]
KJV: Originals Of Bible Gone, Only Copies Of Copies Of Copies [Ilias Chatzitheodorou]
KJV-QED: As No Two Languages Are Identical [Eugene Nida]
KJV-QED: As There Can Be No Absolute Correspondence Between Languages [Eugene Nida]
KJV-QED: There Can Be No Fully Exact Translations [Eugene Nida]
KJV, Well, God's Words From Biblical Times, Or Only Attempts To Translate Them Faithfully?
KKK Supermarket [Finnish Grocery Chain]
Klein Bottle For Rent -- Inquire Within
Klutz/Klots, A Clumsy, Uncoordinated Person [Yiddish-'Wooden Beam']
Klutz Trips Over Wireless Phone, Schlub Plugs It In
Knapsacks In Germany Advertised As Body Bags, But Too Small For Nap Sacks
Knave Of Hearts, Arrest That Girl For Unlawful Seduction! [Alice]
Kneading Dough To Put Bun In Oven
Knee-High Panty Hose
Kneecaps Form About 4th Month Of Fetal Life & Ossify As Newborn Develops
Kneeling A Lot Will Keep You In Good Standing, But Not If You're Jewish
Kniferism & Forkerism
Knife That Cuts Four Loaves Simultaneously - A Four-Loaf Cleaver
Knitting While Driving Resulted In 'Pull Over!'
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better Sweater From Dog You Know/Love [Crolius & Montgomery]
Knitting With Dog Hair: Worse From A Sheep You'll Never Meet [Crolius & Montgomery]
Knock & It Shall Be Opened For 'To Him That Knocketh It Shall Be Opened' [Matthew 7:7-8]
Knock-Knock. Whos There? A Haik. A Haik Who? Hey, How The Heck Did You Know That?
Knock Proof
Knothole
Knothole Gang
Know-It-Alls Are Persons Who Speak Before They Think & Wont Shut Up
Know My Biology Already, It's Your Biology I Want To Emerge Myself In
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Know The Difference Between Instincts & Habits - Trust Your Instincts, Question Your Habits
Know Thyself
Know What I Hate Most? Rhetorical Questions [Henry N. Camp]
Know What I Mean?
Know What I Mean? No, What!
Know What You Know, But Allow Not Knowing What You Do Not Know [Confucius]
Know Your Heart & Then Follow It [Hasidic Saying]
Know Your Limits & Then Ignore Them
Knowing Is Not Enough, We Must Apply; Willing Is Not Enough; We Must Try [Von Goethe]
Knowing Others Is Wisdom, Knowing Thy Self Is Enlightenment [Tao Te Ching]
Knowing Whats Right Is Meaningful Only If 'You Do Whats Right' [Theodore Roosevelt]
Knowing When To Obey The Rules & When & How To Break Them Is Talent Few Possess
Knowledge Is A Process Of Piling Up Facts; Wisdom Lies In Their Simplification [M. Fischer]
Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad
Knowledge Is Power [Francis Bacon]
Knowledge, Like A Garden, If Not Cultivated Cannot Be Harvested
Knowledge, Sir, Should Be Free To All! [Harry Mudd, Star Trek]
Knowledge Speaks But Wisdom Listens! [Jimi Hendrix]
Knowledge Talks, Wisdom Listens [J. Hendrix]
Knowledge That Makes Us Cherish Innocence Makes Cherished Innocence Unknowable
Knowledge That Makes Us Cherish Innocence Makes Innocence Unattainable [Irving Howe]
Knowledge Travels From Mouth To Ear
Knowledge Was Never Known To Enter The Head Via An Open Mouth
Knowledge Without Insight Is Like A Horse In The Library
Known Conspiracy
Known Covert Operation
Known Secret
Known Stranger
Knuckle Cracker, Manipulator Of Knuckle Producing Sharp Popping Sound Thru Gas Release
Kobayashi Maru [Star Trek]
Kobayashi Maru: Commendationable Out-Of-Box Redefining Problem By Original Thinking?
Kobayashi Maru: Court-Martialable Sneaky Cheating By Surreptitious Reprogramming?
Kobayashi Maru: 'In-Box' Saavik -'Then You Never Faced That Situation ... Faced Death'
Kobayashi Maru: 'Out-Of-Box' James T. Kirk - 'I Don't Believe In The No-Win Scenario'
Kodiak Moment Barely Captured, I Clicked Just As The Bear Started Running Off
Kong Gumi, Temple Builders, Was Longest Lasting Private Company [578 AD 2006 AD]
Kookaburras*
Kosher American-Style: Resistor Tricks The EGR Into Thinking Everything's Kosher [KW]
Kosher Bacon
Kosher, American For Appropriate & Legitimate
Kosher American-Style: Resistor Tricks The EGR Into Thinking Everything's Kosher [KW]
Kosher Certified Bacon Bits & Kosher Crab Are Actually Available In America [Peter Singer]
Kosher Certified Bacon Bits Are Actually Soy-Based & Kosher Crab Processed Finny Fish
Kosher Christmas Cookies
Kosher Ham
Kosher Hamlet
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Kosher, Hebrew For Food That Fulfills The Requirements Of The Jewish Dietary Laws
Kosher Pork
Koti Gudda [India's Telugu: Numbskull Or The Red Ass Of A Monkey]
Krispy Kreme
Kryptonite, Supermans Achilles Heel
Kuklapolitans Of Kukla, Fran & Ollie Fame Have Strong, Identifiable Characters
Kum Den Bar & Restaurant [Melbourne, Australia]
Kummerspeck, German 'Grief Bacon', Excess Weight Gained From Emotional Overeating
Kung Fu/Gongfu Is Ancient Chinese Term Describing Devotion/Effort/Work In Any Field
Kuntz Insurance Group [Brookhaven, Pennsylvania]
Kush Meer In Toches! - Kiss My Behind!
Kvell, Yiddish For The Expression Of The Feelings Of Great Pleasure & Pride
Kvelling, She Was Bursting With Pride Upon Being Smartly Pricked
Kvetch, Yiddish For Habitually Griping & Complaining [Yiddish Squeeze]
L
L In My Luck Has Been Replaced With An F, Lucky Me?
La - A Note To Follow So
La Margarita [Bush II For Secretary Of Education Margaret Spellings]
Labor Day
Labor Law, A Disagreeable Law Which Is Its Own Reward
Labor Movement: The Folks Who Brought You The Weekend
Laborer Is Worthy Of His Hire
Laborer Is Worthy Of His Hire Or Hell Feel The Fire
Laboring On Labor Day - Open 8 To 8
Labs Favored Over Research [IronHerder Header]
Labs, Labrador Retrievers, Favored Over Re-Searches
LABs, Lucky Assed Bitches, Favored Over Research
Lace-Up Loafers
Lack Of Brains Hinders Research [Columbus Dispatch]
Lack Of Imagination Saves Me From Immobilizing Imaginary Fears
Lack Of Leadership Is No Substitute For Inaction
Lack Of Money Is No Obstacle, Lack Of An Idea Is An Obstacle [Ken Hakuta]
Ladies Man
Lady Asked One-Shoed Man 'Just Lost A Shoe?' - 'Nope, Just Found One'
Lady Birds Johnson
Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks [Shakespeare]
Lady Gaga Lives In GaGa Land!
Lady Godiva Models Emperors New Clothes
Lady Godiva Riding Outfits
Lady Godiva's Horse Won Best Of Show, Lady Godiva Didn't Even Show
Lady Is One Who Never Shows Her Underwear Unintentionally [Lillian Day]
Lady Mud Wrestler
Lady Wearing Padded Bra Makes Mountains Of Molehills
Lady Who Camps Must Beware Of Evil Intent
Lady Who Freely Dispenses Potato Chips, Gives Away A Frito Lay
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Last, But Not Least, Avoid Clichs Like The Plague [William Safire]
Last Chance At Love - Terminal Romances [Pinnacle Press]
Last End
Last Exit
Last Guys Don't Finish Nice
Last Gym I Was In Moved To Florida
Last Initial
Last Night I Lay In Bed Looking Up At The Stars & Thought: Who Stole The Roof?
Last Night High School Band Played Beethoven & Beat Them 12 To 7
Last One He Knocked-Up This One He Knocked Down [The Closer Coeds Murder]
Last Taste Of Sweets Is Sweetest Last [Shakespeare]
Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You, But Its Still On The List!
Last Thing On Earth You Want To Do Will Be The Last Thing You Do
Lasting Aid
Latchkey Child
Latest Statistics Show Death Rate Has Remained Constant At One Per Person
Laugh Alone & The World Thinks You're An Idiot [Bumper Sticker]
Laugh & The World Laughs With You, Cry & The World Laughs Louder
Laugh & The World Laughs With You, Cry &You Cry Alone
Laugh & The World Laughs With You, Snore & You Snore/Sleep Alone
Laugh & The World Laughs With You, Weep & You Weep Alone
Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does
Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can [Elsa Maxwell]
Laugh With The Sinners Or Cry With The Saints
Laugh Your Problems Away
Laughing Jack Asses*
Laughing Stock Is Cattle With A Sense Of Humor
Laughter Is A Tranquilizer With No Side Effects
Laughter Is An Instant Vacation [Milton Berle]
Laughter Is Brightest Where Food Is Best [Irish Proverb]
Laughter Is By Definition Healthy [Doris Lessing]
Laughter Is Inner Jogging [Norman Cousins]
Laughter Is Our Greatest Weapon
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Laughter Is The Brush That Sweeps Away The Cobwebs Of Your Heart [Mort Walker]
Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People [Victor Borge]
Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People & Quipping Narrows It Still Further
Law Abiding Illegal Alien
Law Brief
Law Enforcement
Law Expands To Consume Enforcement Resources & Then Some
Law In Its Majestic Equality Forbids Both Rich & Poor Begging In Streets [Anatole France]
Law Is An Ass
Law Is An Ass, Custom Is A Mule
Law Is An Ass, Custom Is A Mule, Politician Is A Donkey & Elephant
Laws An Ass, Customs A Mule, Politicians A Donkey Or Elephant & Citizens A Lemming
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Law May Not Change The Heart, But It Can Restrain The Heartless
Law Of Economy
Law Of Parsimony
Law Of Succinctness
Law Of Unintended Consequences
Law Expands In Proportion To Enforcement Resources
Laws Are All Simulations Of Reality
Laws Are Like Sausages, Its Better Not To See Them Being Made [Otto Von Bismarck]
Laws Are Sand, Customs Are Rock [Mark Twain]
Laws Of Nature Understanding Does Not Free One From Obeying Them
Laws Of Politics: Get Elected, Get Re-Elected & Don't Get Mad Get Even
Laws Of Robotics: 1st Protect Human Life, 2nd Obey Human Orders, 3rd Protect Self
Laws Of Robotics: 4th Rust!
Laws That Are Bad Are More Likely To Be Supplemented Than Repealed
Lawyer Says Client Not That Guilty [Headline]
Lawyer Writes A 10,000 Word Document & Calls It A Brief [Franz Kafka]
Lawyers Give Poor Advice [Headline]
Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses [AP]
Lay Bare
Lay Lady Lay, Lay Across My Big Brass Bed [Bob Dylan]
Lay On, Mac Duff, & Damned Be Him Who First Cries 'Hold! Enough!'[Shakespeare]
Lay Low Or Theyll Lay You Even Lower
Lay Over
LayDy [A Magnetic Lay]
Layup
Laziness Is The Mother Of Nine Inventions Out Of Ten
Lazy Sailors Seek Chore Leave
LBJ [Lyndon Baines Johnson]
LBJ 'Charming When Needed, Ruthless When Required' [Obama]
Le Petit Caporal [Napoleon Bonaparte]
Lead Balloon
Lead, Follow Or Get Out The Way
Lead Footed Leader
Lead Me Not Into Temptation
Lead Me Not Into Temptation - I Can Find The Way Myself
Lead On, Mac Duff [Faux Shakespeare]
Leaded Gas
Leader Could Lead, But He Led Only After Getting The Lead Out
Leader Goes Where Lead Desire, Great Leader Where They Ought To Be [Rosalynn Carter]
Leader Is A Dealer In Hope [Napoleon Bonaparte]
Leader Leads By Example Not By Force
Leader Must Have The Courage To Act Against An Expert's Advice [James Callaghan]
*Leader Must Have The Courage To Accept Disaster When Acting Against Expert Advice
Leader, Once He Got The Lead Out, Could Lead & He Has Led
Leaders Help Others To Succeed [Erin Templet]
Leaders Go Down In History, Some Farther Down Than Others
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Left Intellectual
Left Is Right, Right Is Wrong; Left Is Straight, Right Is Gay
Left Job As Tailor As I Wasn't Suited For It, It Was A So-So Job
Left Lefty's Glove Right There On The Right Side Of Left Field
Left, No The Other Left
Left Right Out
Left Side Is The Right Side & The Right Side Is The Wrong One
Left The Door Open For The Prophet Elijah -- Now Our Cat Is Gone [Haiku]
Left Turn Lane Goes Right
Leftovers Were Served For 30 Years, Original Meal Was Never Found [Calvin Trillin]
Lefty Hefty
Legal Brief
Legal, But Your Mortgaging Future Sales! No Problem, Ill Be Long Gone!
Legal, But In 10 Years The Chinese Will Own Your Technology! No Problem, Ill Be Retired!
Legal Controlled Substance
Legal Ethics
Legal Intelligence
Legal Justice
Legal Monopoly
Legal Murder
Legal Reasoning
Legally Blonde
Legally Drunk
Legally Illegal
Legend In His Own Mind
Legend In Your Own Time [Carly Simon]
Legge Heads Arms Body [Sir Thomas Legg Lead 1998 Arms Sales Inquiry]
Legislator Betrays His Constituent If He Sacrifices His Judgment To Constituents Opinion
Legislators Looping Loopholes Into Legislation, While Loopy, Are In The Loop
Legitimate Conspiracy
Legitimate Politics
Legitimate Rape
Legitimate Rape? But Rep. Akin Isn't All Rape Illegitimate?
Legitimate Rape, Todd? Who's Akin' To Legitimize Rape?
Legitimate Rape! Wow, Todd! It's Both Legit & Without Paternity Suit Consequences?
Legitimate Ruler
Legless Quadriplegic Amputee
Leisure Industry
Leisure Is Being Allowed To Do Nothing [G.K. Chesterton]
Leisure Suit
Lemon Fresh
Lemon Lime
Lemon Zest Adds Zest
Lemon Zest Adds Zest To Lemon Chicken
Lemonade Lucy [Lucy Ware Webb Hayes, Teetotaling Wife Of Rutherford B. Hayes]
Lend Lease
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Life Coaching Guides Seekers To Identify & Achieve Their Personal Goals
Life Exists For No Known Purpose Except To Perpetuate Itself
Life Gives Us Time Only, Love Gives Us Meaning
Life Goes Faster On Protein [Martin H. Fischer]
Life Goes On Year After Deaths [Richardson News]
Life Insurance [Must Die To Collect]
Life Is A Choice
Life Is A Combination Of Magic & Pasta [Federico Fellini]
Life Is A Comedy For The Rich
Life Is A Dream For The Wise
Life Is A Game For The Fool
Life Is A Great Balancing Act [Dr. Seuss]
Life Is A Lesson, Youll Learn It When Youre Through
Life Is A Permanent Fight Between The Dicky-Bird & The Puss
Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease [R. D. Laing]
Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease With A 100% Mortality Rate
Life Is A Shipwreck But We Must Not Forget To Sing In The Lifeboats [Voltaire]
Life Is A Test & I Didn't Take Very Good Notes
Life Is A Tragedy For The Poor
Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While
Life Is An Auto Ride, Look At It Through The Windshield, Not The Rear-View Mirror
Life Is An Open Door Closeable At Any Time, So Be Careful Complaining About Draughts
Life Is As Tedious As A Twice-Told Tale Vexing The Dull Ear Of A Drowsy Man [Shakespeare]
Life Is Complex, Part Real, Part Imaginary
Life Is Drawing Sufficient Conclusions From Insufficient Premises [Samuel Butler]
Life Is Full Of Obstacle Illusions [Grant Frazier]
Life Is Full Of Uncertainties, Or I Could Be Wrong About That?
Life Is Hard, Its Harder If Youre Stupid [John Wayne]
Life Is Hard, You Say, But 'Compared To What?' [Sydney Harris]
Life Is Just A Dream On The Way To Death
Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries
Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries, To Be Savored & Enjoyed
Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries, If Youre So Lucky
Life Is Like A Play, It's Not Its Length But Its Performance That Counts
Life Is Like A Roll Of Toilet Paper, The Closer To The End The Faster It Goes
Life Is Like A Sewer, What You Get Out Of It Depends On What You Put Into It
Life Is Like A Shower, One Wrong Move & Your In Hot Water
Life Is Like An Ice Cream Cone Once You Think You Got It Licked It Leaks All Over You
Life Is Like An Onion: You Peel It Layer By Layer & At Times You Weep [Carl Sandburg]
Life Is Like An Onion, You Peel Off Layer After Layer Until There Is Nothing Left
Life Is Like Riding A Bicycle, You Don't Fall Off Unless You Stop Pedaling [Claude Pepper]
Life Is Never Boring, But Some People Choose To Be Bored - Boredom Is A Choice [Dyer]
Life Is Not A Laughing Matter, But Live Without Laughing Is Far Worse
Life Is Not A Matter Of Holding Good Cards, But Of Playing A Poor Hand Well
Life Is Not One Thing After Another, It's The Same Damn Thing Over & Over!
Life Is Pleasant, Death Is Peaceful - It's The Transition That's Troublesome [Isaac Asimov]
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Life Is Process Of Figuring Out Things Which You Are Never Going To Do Again
Life Is Really Good, Both My Wife & My TV Set Work!
Life Is Sexually Transmitted
Life Is Short, Make Fun Of It
Life Is Simpler When You Plough Around The Stumps
Life Is Something You Do Until You Die
Life Is Tale Told By An Idiot, Full Of Sound & Fury, Signifying Nothing [Shakespeare]
Life Is Ten Percent What Happens To Us & 90% How We React To It [Dennis P. Kimbro]
Life Is The Only Game In Which The Object Of The Game Is To Learn The Rules
Life Is The Sum Of All Your Choices.
Life Is Too Important To Be Taken Seriously
Life Is Too Short To Balance A Checkbook [Howard Ogden]
Life Is Too Short To Stuff A Mushroom
Life Is Too Too Short To Peel Me A Grape, Except For Mae West When She Peeled
Life Is Tragedy For Those Who Feel, Comedy For Those Who Think [Jean De La Bruyre]
Life Is Trying
Life Is Trying & May Lead To Crying
Life Is Trying Things To See If They Work [Ray Bradbury]
Life Is Uncertain, Eat Dessert First [Ernestine Ulmer]
Life Is What Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans [John Lennon]
Life Is What You Make It
Life Isnt About Finding Yourself, It's About Creating Yourself [George Bernard Shaw]
Life Isnt About What Happens To Us, But How We Perceive What Happens To Us
Life Isnt How Fast You Run, Or How High You Climb, But How Well You Bounce
Life Isn't Waiting For The Storm To Pass, It's Learning To Dance In The Rain
Life Isn't Weird, It's The People In It Who Are!
Life May Not Be The Party We Hoped For, But While We Are Here We Might As Well Dance
Life Not Only Begins At Forty, It Begins To Show
Life Of Natural Foods Leads To Death By Natural Causes
Life Of PI, Circumambulating Circinately Lifes Diametral
Life Of PI, Grabbing A Tiger By The Whiskers [2012]
Life Sentence
Life Spent Making Mistakes More Useful Than Life Spent Doing Nothing [George B. Shaw]
Life Sucks, But Death Swallows!
Life Takes Its Toll, Have Exact Change Ready !
Life Will Always Be Unexpecting
Life Without Bears, Bearing Or Baring Would Be Unbearable
Lifeboat, Smoking Voids Warranty!
Lifeguard Shouted At Me To Stop Peeing So Loudly, I Nearly Fell In
Lifeless Relationship
Lifelike Corpse
Lifelike Statue
Lifes A Bitch, & Then Youre Reincarnated [Depending On Option Chosen]
Lifes A Bleach & Then You Dye
Lifes A Bowl Of Soup With Hairs Floating On It, You Have To Eat It Nevertheless [Flaubert]
Life's A Game, All You Have To Do Is Know How To Play It
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Life's Best Use 'Is To Invest It In Something Which Will Out Last Life' [William James]
Lifes Dilemma Is Which Bridge To Cross And Which To Burn
Lifes Greatest Pleasures Are Often Lifes Simplest Ones
Lifes Hardest Thing In Is To Do Nothing
Lifes Hardest Thing In Is To Do Nothing, As You Never Know When Youre Finished
Life's Joy Is Stopping Whatever We're Doing & Devoting Our Attention To Eating [Pavarotti]
Lifes Like A Buffet, Take Little Nibbles Until You Find The Truffles
Life's Like A River & You're Responsible If You Change It's Course [Harlan Coben]
Life's Like An Onion, You Peel Off Layer By Layer & Then There's Nothing [J. G. Huneker]
Life's Like An Onion, You Peel Off One Layer At A Time & At Times Weep [Carl Sandburg]
Lifes Like Box Of Chocolates, Never Know What You're Gonna Get [Forrest Gump Movie]
Life's Not All Beer & Skittles
Life's Not A Paragraph & Death I Think Is No Parenthesis [E.E. Cummings]
Lifes Not Number Of Breaths Taken, But The Moments That Take Our Breath Away [Carlin]
Lifes Race Is Run Until You Reach Your Destiny
Lifes Too Short Not To Kiss Slowly, Love Deeply & Forgive Quickly
Lifetime Guarantee
Lifetime Guaranteed Disposable Products
Lifetime Isn't Nearly Long Enough To Figure Out What It's All About
LIFO - Last In First Out
Light Armor
Light At End Of Tunnel Has Been Switched Off For Budgetary Reasons
Light At End Of Tunnel Is The Headlight Of An Approaching Train
Light At End Of Tunnel Is Not An Illusion, The Tunnel Is!
Light At End Of Tunnel Miraculously Appeared As All Looked Hopeless
Light At End Of Tunnel Miraculously Appeared As The Gateway To Another World
Light At End Of Tunnel: The Optimist Sees The Light At The End Of The Tunnel [S. J. Harris]
Light At End Of Tunnel: The Pessimist Sees Only The Tunnel [Sydney J. Harris]
Light At End Of Tunnel: The Realist Sees The Tunnel & The Light - & The Next Tunnel [SJH]
Light At End Of Tunnel Was Just My Boss With More Work - & A Torch
Light Beer
Light Bulb [Bush II For NEPDG Executive Director Andrew D. Lundquist]
Light-Bulb Lyndon [Lyndon Johnson]
Light Burden
Light Dark Beer
Light Gray Lie
Light Grey Lie
Light Heavyweight
Light Is Faster Than Sound, Thus Some People Appear Bright Until You Speak To Them
Light Opera
Light Rock
Light Shade
Light Shadow
Light Skinned Black
Light Speed
Light Travels Fastest Except For Darkness, Which Got There First & Is Waiting [Reaper Man]
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Light Travels Faster Than Sound, That's Why Some Seem Bright Until You Hear Them Speak
Light Weight
Light Year
Light Year, A Year With One-Third Less Calories Than An Ordinary Year
Light Year, The Time It Takes A Lit Loon To Travel From Here To GaGa Land
Lightening Can Be Uplifting
Lightening Lightened Mood Of Expectant Mom
Lightening Precursor of Lightening Of Expectant Mom
Lighthouses Are More Helpful Than Churches [Benjamin Franklin]
Lightning Can Be Uplifting
Lightning Lightened Mood Of Expectant Mom
Lightning Never Strikes Twice In The Same Place
Lightning Never Strikes Twice In The Same Place Sans Lightning Rod
Lights Are On But Nobody's Is Home
Lightweight
Lightweight Lightened Through Diet
Likable Politician
Like Attracts Like
Like Attracts Like - She Likes Me, That Attracts Me
Like Father, Like Son
Like Musasa, like Munhondo [Shona Proverb]
Like Puppets We Are Moved By Outside Strings [Horace]
Like Puppies We Are Moved By Wiggly Strings
Like Tea Bags We Don't Know Our Own Strength Until We're In Hot Water
Like Tea Party Tea Baggers We Don't Know What Tea Baggers Really Do
Like Tea Party Tea Baggers Who Dont Their Prejudices Outweigh Their Common Sense
Like Totally Yeah For Sure No Way
Like You I Got Too Big For My Britches, So I Bought Bigger Britches
Liking 'Fast Women & Slow Ponies' Spells Financial Doom [Sherlock Holmes 2009]
Lil Boys Love You Cuz They Need Ya, Men Need You Cuz They Love Ya
Lime Trees Immune From Lime Disease
Limeys &Limes Exonerated In The Spread Of Lime Disease
Limey, Brit Or More Specifically Lime-Sucking British Sailor
Limited Consequences
Limited Edition Print
Limited Empowerment
Limited Freedom
Limited Guarantee
Limited Immunity
Limited Incursion
Limited Liability
Limited Lifetime Guarantee
Limited Lifetime Warranty
Limited Nuclear War
Limited Resources
Limited War
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Limited Warranty
Limitless Liability
Limitless Limits
Limousine Bus
Limp Limb
Limp On A Limb
Limping Dog Bit The SOB Who Shot His Paw
Limping Hillbilly Dawg Was 'Lookin' Fer The Man Who Shot My Paw
Lincoln Least Guilty President, He's 'In A Cent'
Linda Lovelace [XXX]
Linda Loveless [Cosmetics]
Line Between Hobby & Mental Illness Is Very Fine
Linear Curve
Lingua Franca Is English, Much To The Chagrin Of The French
Lint From A Cheap Towel
Lion & Calf Shall Lie Down Together But Calf Won't Get Much Sleep [Woody Allen]
Lion Ate Kindler Not Typist Knowing Readers Digest, Writers Cramp & Typists Outdated
Loins Loins While Loping Or Lying In Lair Lay Between Hipbone & Ribs & I Aint Lying!
Lion-Hearted Scaredy-Cat
Lion Monkey
Lip Lollipop
Lipophobia - Dieters, Abetalipoproteinemics & Others Fear Of Fatty Foods & Fat In Food
Lips, However Rosy, Must Be Fed With More Than Kisses [Scottish Proverb]
Lips On Mine [Trace Adkins]
Lips On Willie, Its Sex! [Bill Clinton]
Lipson, Barry J Oxys Friend
Lipstick Queen
Liquid Air
Liquid Breakfast
Liquid Crystal
Liquid Gas
Liquid Metal
Liquid Natural Gas
Liquid Paper
Liquid Rock
Liquid Smoke
Liquid Trucking - Shipping By Pipe Line
Liquid Trucking - Shipping Liquids
Liquid Trucking - Smooth Shipping
Liquor In The Front - Poker Round The Back [Pub Sign]
Lirty Dies & Scicious Vandals [The Capitol Steps]
Listen If You Want To Be Heard [John Wooden]
Listen: Theres A Hell Of A Good Universe Next Door - Lets Go! [E.E. Cummings]
Listen To Many, Speak To A Few [Shakespeare]
Listen To Your Nana Or I'll Cut Your Head Off & Replace It With A Cabbage
Listen Youths To Old Man To Whom Old Men Were Glad To Listen When He Was Young
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Listerine Zero
Lite Beer
Literal Error
Literal Fashion Model With Moles, Scars & Pores
Literal Interpretation
Literal Solitude
Literal Translation
Literal Truth
Literally Bursts Onto The Screen [Disneys Secretariat Adv]
Literally Pinned To TV
Literally Translated
Literary Hack
Literary Illiterates
Literary Intelligentsia
Literary Pirate
Literati
Little Beasts
Little Big
Little Big Horn
Little Big League
Little Big Man [Thomas Berger]
Little Bigger
Little Bit Big
Little Bit Of Powder, Little Bit Of Paint, Makes Girls Complexion Seem What It Aint
Little Boy [A-Bomb Name]
Little Brain Checks In, Big Brain Checks Out [Bones]
Little Caution Outflanks A Large Cavalry [Bismarck]
Little Corporal [Napoleon Bonaparte]
Little Deceptive
Little Giant [Stephen Douglas]
Little Hooker, Floating Around Docks, Charged With Underage Street Walking
Little Hooker, Floating Around Docks, Is Name Of Small Fishing Boat In McKees Rocks, PA
Little House On The Prairie
Little Ignorance Can Go A Long Way
Little Inaccuracy Can Saves A Ton Of Explanation
Little Jemmy [5' 4" James Madison]
Little Magician [5'6" Martin Van Buren]
Little Man In The Boat
Little Man In The Boat Did Quiver, Do--Do--Do It By Rote - EMOTE!
Little Mermaid Wears Her AlgeBra On Her Chest
Little Monster
Little More
Little Mosque On The Prairie
Little Murders [Jules Feiffer]
Little Pitchers Have Big Ears
Little Pregnant
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Little Red Robin Hood Slipped Her Grandma's Jewels Under Her Red Hoodie
Little Strokes Fell Great Oaks
Little Things Please Little Minds
Live & Let Live
Live By Love Though The Stars Walk Backward [E.E. Cummings]
Live For Today For Tomorrow Never Comes
Live Life To The Fullest
Live Life Without Regrets
Live On Tape
Live One Day At A Time & Make It A Masterpiece [Dale West]
Live Pigs Are Slaughtered & Dead Ones Cured
Live Recording
Live Simply So Other May Simply Live [Mother Teresa]
Live Television
Live The Same As I Type, Fast &With Lots Of Mistakes
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often
Live With Passion [Anthony Robbins]
Live Within Your Income, Even If You Have To Borrow To Do So
Live Your Dreams [Les Brown]
Live Your Life Filled With Joy & Wonder [REM]
Live Your Own Life For You Will Surely Die Your Own Death
Liver-Worst? Pat On Your Pate!
Living A Long Life Appeals To Everyone, But Getting Old Doesn't Appeal To Anyone
Living Apart Together
Living Corpse
Living Dead
Living-Dead Man [Shakespeare]
Living Death [John Milton]
Living Doll
Living End
Living Fossil
Living In The Past
Living Martyr
Living On Earth Is Expensive, But It Does Include Free Trips Around The Sun
Living Saint
Living Without Liver Is Not Possible
Living Without Living Quarters Is Possible
Living Without Living Quarters Is Possible Even Without Tent
Living Without Living Quarters Is Possible For The Transient
Litvish Niggun
Live & Let Die
Live As If You Were To Die Tomorrow, Learn As If You Were To Live Forever [Gandhi]
Live Ghost
Live Or Die
Live Recording
Live So As Not To Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip [Will Rogers]
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Live Television
Live Your Life So That When You Die, The Preacher Won't Have To Lie
Live Within Your Income, Even If You Have To Borrow To Do So
Lively Devil Is Better Than A Frigid Angel
Liverwort Flora, Lovable Hepatica Americana, tough, dependable, low-maintenance beauty
Liverwort Is Cholesterol Free, Liverwurst Is Cholesterol Full
Liverwurst & Buttermilk Shouldnt Be Mixed With Fairy Tales Or Liverwurts [White Xmas]
Liverwurst Is A Worst Wurst Than Braunschweiger, Is It Not?
Liverwurst Is Cholesterol Full, Liverwort Is Cholesterol Free, Liverwurts Love Cholesterol
Liverwurts Lap Up Liverwurst In The Liverwort Fields Of Liverwurt Fables Marimoor
Living Corpse
Living Dead
Living Death
Living End
Living Fossil
Living On Earth Is Expensive, But Includes Free Annual Trip Around The Sun
Living Will
Living With Crazy Buttocks [Kaz Cooke, An Aussie From Down Under]
Load Of Istanbul
Local Area Network In Australia Known As The LAN Down Under
Local Celebrity
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [Headline Ouch?]
Local Long Distance
Local Network
Local Swimming Pool, I Asked? Reply, It Depends Where Youre Calling From
Lock Is Good Only For An Honest Man
Locked?, He Asked The Lockpick. 'Not Effectively!'
Locked Out Boarder Broke Into Song To Find The Key
Locker Law: If There're Only Two People In A Locker Room, They'll Have Adjacent Lockers
Locksport, The Sport Of Lock Picking
Lord Give Me Chastity - But Not Yet [Saint Augustine]
Loftiest Towers Rise From The Ground
Log Cabin Conservatives - An Oxymoron [Martin Cothran]
Logic Is A Systematic Method Of Coming To The Wrong Conclusion With Confidence
Logic Is An Organized Way Of Going Wrong With Confidence
Logic Is In The Eye Of The Logician
Logic Is Spock's Way Of Letting You Know How Sloppy Your Thinking Is
Logic Is The Art Of Going Wrong With Confidence
Logic, Like Whiskey, Loses Its Glow In Too Large Quantities [Lord Dunsany]
Logic Will Get You From A To Z, Imagination Will Get You Everywhere [Albert Einstein]
Logical Argument Law: Anything Is Possible If You Don't Know What You Are Talking About
Logically Men, Not Women, Should Ride Horses Sidesaddle
Loins Of Loins Lay Between Hipbone & Ribs, As With Humans & All Hippy Quadrupeds
Loins Of Nordic Hipless Cod Are Lies, Codded Name For Middle Cuts Of Filleted Cod Sides
LoJack, A Stolen Vehicle Recovery System, Coined As The Antithesis Of Hijack
London Transport
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*God Must Have Loved The Common People That Is Why He Made So Many Of Them [X]
*Lord Not God, Prefers Not Loved & Looking Added, But Made So Many OK
Lord Save Me From Your Followers
Lords Prayer: "On Earth As It Is In Heaven" Means, Some Say, You Won't See A Difference
Lords Prayer: Some Say You Wont See A Difference, If Any, From Where Youre Going
Lords Prayer: Some Say Why Worry, The Difference Is, Of Course, Heavenly
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy! [Jack Tripper - Three's Company]
Lorelei & Banshee Duo Harmonize
Los Angeles Dodgers Reality: Brooklyn Ruled!
Los Angeles Turncoats!
Los Angeles Turncoats File Bankruptcy!
Losers See Penalties Of Failure, Winners See Rewards Of Success
Losers Weepers Finders Keepers
Losing My Virginity Was A Career Move [Madonna]
Loss Leader
Loss Prevention Specialist
Losing Weight Is Really Easy, Ive Done It Dozens Of Times
Lost & Found
Lost Empire
Lost In Space
Lost In Space Between High-Rise & Low-Bush Blueberry
Lost In Thought
Lost In Thought Suggests It's Unfamiliar Territory
Lost In Translation
Lost Island
Lost Keepsake
Lost Portrait Of Czar Shown [AP]
Lost Time Is Never Found Again
Lost Years Are Worse Than Lost Dollars
Lot Of People Mistake A Short Memory With A Clear Conscience [Doug Larson]
Lots Of Men Are Homeless, But Some Are Home Less Than Others
Lotteries Are A Tax On Ignorance [Adam Smith]
Lottery, A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math
Lottery, A Tax On People Who Are Wrong Brained
Loud Librarian
Loud Silence [Wilson Tucker]
Loud Whine
Loud Whisper
Lounge Lizard
Louis Pasteur's Theory Of Germs Is Ridiculous Fiction [Prof Pierre Pachet 1872]
Louse Is A Lousy Bloodsucking Person Or Insect, But Louses Are People & Lice Insects
Louse Noted It's One Louse, Two Lice
Lovable Loser
Lovable Monster
Love A Warm Pig Belly For My Aching Feet [Alice-Red Queen]
Love Affair
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M
M-M-Max Headroom Heeeeeere [Max Headroom]
Macadamia Nuts Are Not Native To Hawaii, But Are Australian Expatriates
Macaroon Technique
Macro Microorganism
McDonalds Topped The Quarter Pounder [With Cheddar, Smoked Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato]
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Mainstream Progressives
Maizie, Maize, Give Me Your Answer True, I'm Half Crazy Over The Love Of Corny You!
Maizy Corn Bread - Made From Scratch!
Maizy Corn Bread - Made From Scratch, REAL Scratch!
Maizy Is A Commune In The Aisne Department In Picardy In Northern France, Corny But True!
Maizy Is Scotch Pet Form Of Margaret, Yet Scotch Is Malted Barley, Not Corn Whiskey
Maizy Is She Then Corny? No She's A Pearl [Greek Margarts From Maragon - Pearl]!
Major Cause Of Auto Wrecks Is A Screw Loose In The Nut Behind The Wheel
Major Dependants
Major General
Major Minions
Major Minority
Major Minority Group
Major Trivia
Majority Of The Majority, The Houses Version Of Filibustering
Make A Firm Decision Now, You Can Always Change It Later
Make Antifreeze, Steal Her Blanket
Make Crime Pay, Become A Lawyer [Will Rogers]
Make Everything As Simple As Possible, But Not Simpler [Albert Einstein]
Make Failure Your Teacher, Not Your Undertaker
Make Happy
Make Haste Slowly [Augustus Caesar]
Make Hay While The Sun Shines
Make Her In The Hay While The Sun Shines
Make Her Roll In The Hay While The Sun Shines
Make Irishman Climb The Roof, Tell Him That The Drinks Are On The House
Make It Idiot Proof & Someone Will Make A Better Idiot
Make It So! [Jean-Luc Picard On - Star Trek: TNG]
Make Love Not War
Make Love, Not War - Hell, Do Both, GET MARRIED! [Last Chance Saloon Ladys Room]
Make Merry
Make Merry, As Often As You Can
Make My Day
Make No Bones About It
Make No Judgments Where You Have No Compassion [Anne McCaffrey]
Make No Little Plans, They Have No Magic To Stir Men's Blood [D. B. Hudson]
Make Out Like A Bandit
Make Somebody Happy Today - Mind Your Own Business
Make Three Correct Guesses In A Row & Youre An Established Expert! Cograts!
Make Up The Rules As You Go Along
Make-Up To Make Love In [Mary Quant]
Make-Up To Make Out & Make Love In! How Quaint, Mary!
Make Waves
Make Whoopee
Make Whoopi Goldberg?
Make Your Blood Boil
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Man Not Finished When He's Defeated, He's Finished When He Quits [Richard M. Nixon]
Man Of Character Stills Conflict Through Dispassionate Compromise [Justice John Roberts]
Man Of Good Sense Dreads Most A Wife With More Sense Than Him [Henry Fielding]
Man Of His Word
Man Of Letters
Man Of Means
Man Of Means By No Means [King Of The Road]
Man Of Parts
Man Of Steel [Bush II For Australian PM John Howard]
Man Of Steel [Superman]
Man Of Straw
Man Of The Cloth
Man Of The People [Thomas Jefferson]
Man On A Date Wonders If Hell Get Lucky, Woman Already Knows
Man On Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone [Headline]
Man On The Clapham Omnibus
Man Only Animal Who Is Friendly With His Victims Until He Eats Them [Samuel Butler]
Man Plans, God Laughs
Man Proposes, God Disposes [Antithesis]
Man Sentenced For Life From Subjection By Mother To Submission To Wife
Man Shoots Self With Ax [Headline]
Man Shot By Drinking Partner, Police Said [Dallas Morning News]
Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her [Sasha Guitry]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [Monterey Herald Sun]
Man Sucking Nipples Makes Clean Breast Of Things
Man Takes A Drink, The Drink Takes Another & The Drink Takes The Man [Sinclair Lewis]
Man That I Am Is A Man That I Don't Know [Primal Fear]
Man Van [Dodge Grand Caravan RT - 2011]
Man Walking Through Screen Door Straining Self
Man Was Created First Because You Need A Prototype Before The Real Thing
Man Was Made At The End Of The Week's Work When God Was Tired [Mark Twain]
Man Was Predestined To Have Free Will
Man Who Believes He's Smarter Than His Wife, Has A Very Smart Wife!
Man Who Cries While Masturbating Is A Tearjerker
Man Who Dares To Waste One Hour Has Not Discovered The Value Of Life [Charles Darwin]
Man Who Dates Flat Chested Woman Will Be Feeling Low
Man Who Drive Like Hell, Bound To Get There!
Man Who Eats Dad's Photo Is Soon Spitting Image Of Him
Man Who Fights With Wife All Day Get No Piece At Night
Man Who Gets Kicked In Testicles, Left Holding The Bag
Man Who Has Money To Burn, Makes An Ash Of Himself
Man Who Has Nothing To Say, Should Say Nothing
Man Who Is Busy Always Has Time To Do One More Thing [Prof. Edward Demmings]
Man Who Is His Own Client Has A Fool For A Lawyer
Man Who Is His Own Lawyer Has A Fool For A Client
Man Who Is Lazy Never Has Time To Do Anything [Prof. Edward Demmings]
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Man's Worth Is No Greater Than The Worth Of His Ambitions [Marcus Aurelius]
Mantis Who Lost The Volition To Pray [Dr Seuss]
Mantis Who Lost The Volition To Pray, For By Biting Head She Did Betray
Mantrap
Manual Automatic Garage Door Openers
Manufactured Home
Manuscript Both Good & Original, But Good Is Not Original & Original Not Good! [S. Johnson]
Many A Beautiful Theory Was Killed By An Ugly Fact [Thomas Huxley]
Many A Company For Want Of A Tail Acquires The Whole Dog
Many A Cuckolded Man For Want Of A Tail Acquires The Whole Dog
Many A Good Tune Is Played On An Old Fiddle
Many A Little Makes A Mickle, Many A Mickle Makes A Muckle [Scottish]
Many A Little Value Accumulates To Make A Large Value [Little To Muckle]
Many A Man Is In The Doghouse For Biting Off More Than He Can Chew
Many A Man Owes His Success To His First Wife, & His Second Wife To His Success
Many A True Word Is Spoken In Jest
Many Arguments Have Two Sides, But No End
Many Are Called, But Few Are Chosen
Many-Breasted Amazon
Many Campaign Promises Are Sound - Just Sound!
Many Eggs May Be Broken, But Only A Few Turn Into Decent Omelets
Many Fewer
Many Go Fishing All Of Their Lives, Not Knowing It Isnt Fish Theyre After [Thoreau]
Many Great Discoveries Are Made By Not Following Instructions
Many Great Ideas Go Unexecuted, & Many Great Executioners Are Without Ideas [T. Blixseth]
Many Hands Make Light Work
Many Have Sight, Few Have Vision
Many May Lose Their Tempers From Seeing You Keep Yours
Many Men Bite, But 'Fu Man Chu'
Many Men Owe Success To First Wife & Second Wife To This Success [Jim Backus]
Many Paths To Top Of Mountain, But The View Is Always The Same
Many Pay $1 For $2 Items They Don't Want, Others Pay $2 For $1 Items They Do Want
Many People Quit Looking For Work When They Find A Job
Many People Quit Working When They Find A Job
Many People See But Few Understand
Many Ways Of Going Forward, But Only One Way Of Standing Still [FDR]
Mao Tse Tongue, The Language Of The Little Red Book
Marathon Runner With Ill Fitting Shoes Suffered The Agony Of Defeat
March Comes In Like A Lion & Goes Out Like A Lamb
March Planned For August [Headline]
March Winds & April Showers Bring Forth May Flowers
Margaritas Best In The Burgh! Over 50 Types Of Tequila! Kids Eat Free! [El Campesino]
Marginal Cost
Marginal Utility [By Jevons]
Marijuana Initiative
Marine Land
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Marine Seal, Human Variety, Could Swim Through The Arteries Of A Blue Whales Heart
Marine To Qualify Must Hit His Head Four Times On Low Beam [WWI Sailor's Saying]
Marital Advice: Give Little, Give Seldom, & Mostly Give Grudgingly' [Ruth Smythers 1894]
Marital Advice: Or 'Proper Marriage Could Become An Orgy Of Sexual Lust'[Ruth Smythers]
Marital Advice: When You're Wrong, Admit It; When You're Right, Shut Up [Ogden Nash]
Marital Bliss
Marital Relations Soured? Must Take Matters Into Own Hand!
Marital Sex
Marital Trust
Mark Twain Called The American Sholom Aleichem
Mark Twain Had The Shit Shocked Out Of By Nikola Teslas Electric Constipation Cure
Marketing Strategy
Marques Of Queensberry Rules
Marriage, Act Of Putting Ring On Finger Of Lady & Through Nose Of Man [Herbert Spencer]
Marriage, An Expensive Way Of Getting Your Laundry Done For Free
Marriage & Bank Accounts, You Put It In, Take It Out & Lose Interest
Marriage & Baths, Stay In For A While & It Ain't As Hot As It Was
Marriage & Insanity Mean Commitment
Marriage Changes Everything, Suddenly You're In Bed With A Relative
Marriage Changes Passion, Suddenly You're In Bed With A Relative
Marriage Contract: 'Non-Returnable Unless Seal Is Broken'
Marriage Exchanges Attentions Of Many Men For Inattentions Of One [Helen Rowland]
Marriage For Second Time Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience
Marriage For Money Is Made By The Devil
Marriage Got Her A New Name & A Dress
Marriage Has Many Pains, But Celibacy Has No Pleasures [Samuel Johnson]
Marriage Is A Four Ring Circus, Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffe-Ring & Endu-Ring
Marriage Is A Great Institution, But Im Not Ready For An Institution [Mae West]
Marriage Is A Great Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution? [Groucho Marx]
Marriage Is A Three Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring & Suffe-Ring
Marriage Is A Very Expensive Way To Get Your Laundry Done
Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution? [G. Marx]
Marriage Is Always A Bachelor's Last Option
Marriage Is Bliss. Ignorance Is Bliss. Ergo...
Marriage Is Give & Take, But No One Will Take What I Have To Give [Cass Daley]
Marriage Is Give & Take, You Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway [Joey Adams]
Marriage Is Give & Take, You Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Elsewhere
Marriage Is Grand, Divorce A Hundred Grand
Marriage Is In As It Combines Maximum Temptation With Maximum Opportunity [G.B. Shaw]
Marriage Is Like A Bank Account, You Put It In & You Take It Out, Only To Lose Interest
Marriage Is Like A Bank Account, You Put It In, You Take It Out, You Lose Interest
Marriage Is Like A Bath, After You've Been In It For A While It Cools Down
Marriage Is Like A Night Phone Call - First The Ring, Then You Wake Up
Marriage Is Like A Violin, After The Sweet Music Is Over There Are Still Strings Attached
Marriage Is Like A Wakeup Call, First Comes The Ring, & Then You Wake Up
Marriage Is Like A Workshop. Man Work , Woman Shops
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Marriage Is Like Investing, You Put It In, You Take It Out, You Lose Interest [Irwin Corey]
Marriage Is Like The Army, Everyone Complains, But Still Many Re-Enlist
Marriage Is Not A Word, It's A Sentence
Marriage Is The Mourning After The Knot Before
Marriage Is The One Subject On Which All Women Agree & All Men Disagree [Oscar Wilde]
Marriage Is The Only War In Which You Sleep With The Enemy
Marriage Is The Process Of Finding Out What Kind Of Man Your Wife Would Have Preferred
Marriage Is The First Time The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence
Marriage Is The Headstone Of American Society [MASH]
Marriage Is The Second Time The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience
Marriage Is When Man & Woman Become One, But Which One?
Marriage Isn't A Word... It's A Sentence [King Vidor, The Crawl 1928]
Marriage Lottery Where Men Stake Their Liberty & Women Their Happiness [Mme. De Rieux]
Marriage Marred His Marshalling His Martial Martinetish Manifestations Non-Monogamously
Marriage Means Commitment, But So Does Insanity. Coincidence?
Marriage Nowadays May Be For Better Or For Worse, But Not For Good
Marriage Secret, Weekly We Go To A Nice Restaurant, She Goes Tuesdays, I Go Fridays
Marriage: Union Of He Who Never Remembers Birthdays & She Who Never Forgets [Nash]
Marriage Without Love Leads To Love Without Marriage [Benjamin Franklin]
Marriages Always Start Happy, It's Living Together Afterwards Thats Difficult
Marriages Are Made In Heaven
Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Along With Thunder & Lightning
Marriages Come & Go, But Divorces Are Forever
Marriage Was Never Intended To Last More Than A Few Years ... Anthropology 101 [NCIS]
Marriage Was Never Intended To Last More Than A Few Years Mexico City Temp License
Married Life
Married Lovely Young Virgin 2 years ago & If That Condition Continues Im Divorcing Her
Married Man Can Forget His Mistakes, His Wife Will Remember Them For Him!
Married Men Live Longer, But Single Men Are A Lot Less Willing To Die ...
Married My Wife For Her Looks, But Not The Ones She's Been Giving Me Lately!
Married Priest
Married Priest, One Married My Niece
Married Priest, One Married My Niece To My New Nephew
Marry & Exchange Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One [Helen Rowland]
Marry, If You Get A Good Wife You'll Be Happy, If Not You'll Be A Philosopher [Socrates]
Marry In Haste, Repent At Leisure
Marry Never For Money. Ye'll Borrow It Cheaper [Scottish Proverb]
Marrying Can Get You More Money In 10 Minutes Than You Can Earn In A Lifetime
Martial Arts
Martial Bliss
Martial Law
Martial Music
Martian Sponges Sopped Up Its Oceans
Martianiture - Miniature Martian
Martini Lunches: Four Is One More Than More Than Enough
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May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House
May The Most You Wish For, Be The Least You Get [Irish Saying]
May The Roof Above Us Never Fall In &The Friends Below It Never Fall Out
May The Schwartz Be With You [Space Balls]
May The Skin Of Your Bum Never Cover A Drum [Burn Notice]
May You Live As Happily Together As Lady Teazle & I - Intend To Do [School For Scandal]
May You Live In Interesting Times [Chinese Curse]
May Your Screen Live Long & Phosphor
May Your Sex Life Be As Good As Your Credit [J. Corigan]
May Your Tongue Stick To The Roof Of Your Mouth With The Force Of A 1000 Caramels
Maybe A Little Hocus But No Pocus [The Brass Bottle 1964]
Maybe Christmas, The Grinch Thought, Doesn't Come From A Store [Dr. Seuss]
Maybe Error Led To Crash [AP]
Maybe, Maybe Not! [Riptide]
Maybe The Bitterness Will Make You A Bit Sweeter Or At Least Bittersweet
Maybe This World Is A Masochist's Heaven
Maybe This World Is Another Planets Hell
Mazel Tov, Yiddish For Luck [Mazel] & Good [Tov], Which Combined Is Congratulations!
McDonald's Secret Item - Land, Sea & Air Burger With A Beef, Chicken & Fillet-O-Fish Patty
McDonald's Won't Serve Snails, Theyre Not A Fast Food
McPussy Argentinean Sponge
Me, Sexy? Im Just Plain Ol' Beans & Rice [Pam Grier]
Meals On Wheels
Meals On Wheels Or Muck On A Truck?
Meals Shall Be Fun As Well As Fuel [Andre Simon]
Mean Smile
Meander River [A/K/A Byk Menderes Or Maeander River] Meanders Through Asior Minor
Meandering To A Different Drummer
Meaningful Nonsense [Charles J. Ping]
Meaningful Overnight Relationship
Meaninglessness Of Life Forces A Man To Create His Own Meaning [Stanley Kubrick]
Meat In A Lesbian Sandwich, Any Volunteers?
Meat Mountains Vs. Superstars Of Starvation
Meatless Chili
Meatless Hamburger
Meatless Meat
Meatless Meatballs
Meatless Sausage
Meats Tough Today, But Its A lot Tougher If There Is None!
Mechanical Contrivance Fail At The Most Inconvenient Possible Time
Mechanical Device To Increase Sexual Arousal In Women: Mercedes-Benz [P.J. O'Rourke]
Mechanics Law: Once Hands Are Greasy, Nose Will Itch & Bladder Will Scream For Attention
Media Integrity
Medians, Malicious Maniacs With Magi Morality As Mangled As Their Ears [Circa 550 BC]
Medicaid Payment
Medical Care
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Medical Ethics
Medical Insurance Is What Allows People To Be Ill At Ease!
Medical Practice
Medically Proven Fact That People With The Most Birthdays Live The Longest!
Medicare Benefits
Mediocre Not Near To A Wise Man, Not Far From A Fool
Mediocre Person Only Is Always At His Best
Mediocrity Is A Bitch
Mediocrity Knows Nothing Higher, But Talent Instantly Recognizes Genius [Sir A. C. Doyle]
Medium Large
Medium Rare
Medium Well
Meek Might Inherit The Earth, But They Won't Be Able To Run It
Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, But NOT Its Mineral Rights [J Paul Getty]
Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, If That's OK With The Meekless
Meep-Meep! [Road Runner]
Meet Me In X-Ray In An Hour & Wear Something Filmy [M*A*S*H]
Meeting A Day Wastes Your Life Away
Meetings Are Indispensable When You Don't Want To Do Anything [John Kenneth Galbraith]
Meetings Are Where Minutes Are Kept & Hours Are Lost
Meetings Eventually Become More Important Than The Problems Faced [Barry J. Lipson]
Meetings Is The One Word Why The Human Race Will Never Achieve Its Full Potential
Meetings To Solve Problems Become More Important Than The Problems Themselves
Megaminds Small Thoughts
Megillah, The Megillat Esther (Book of Esther), Recounting The Story Of Purim
Megillah, The Whole Megillah, Yiddish For Tediously Lengthy Detailed Text Or Discourse
Mel Gibson ["Sensitive & ... Bigoted"]
Melancholy Is The Pleasure Of Being Sad [Victor Hugo]
Melancholy Merriment [Lord Byron]
Mellon's Credo Is $200,000,000 Can Do No Wrong - Our Offense Doubting It [Justice Jackson]
Melt Down
Melted Ice
Memo Is Not Written To Inform The Reader But To Protect The Writer
Memoranda Are For Writers Protection, Not Readers ' Information [Dean Acheson]
Memory Hole, Destroying Documents To 'Re-Write' History So Things Never Happened
Memory Is The Mother Of All Wisdom [Samuel Johnson]
Memory Is What Tells A Man His Wedding Anniversary Was Yesterday
Memory Of 640k Ought To Be Enough For Anybody [Bill Gates 1981]
Men & Nations Behave Wisely Once Exhausting All Other Alternatives [Abba Eban]
Men & Nations Will Act Rationally, But Only When All Else Fails
Men & Women Belong To Different Species [Bill Cosby]
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, Computers Are From Hell
Men Are Like Bank Accounts, Without Lots Of Money They Don't Generate Lots Of Interest
Men Are Like Cement, After Getting Laid They Take A Long Time To Get Hard
Men Are Like Fine Cheese, They Start As Milk & Women Mold Them To Their Liking
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Men Are Like Roses, Watch Out For All Of Them Little Pricks
Men Are Like Spray Paint, One Squeeze & They're All Over Her
Men Are Like Steel, When They Lose Their Temper, They Lose Their Worth
Men Are Like TV Commercials, You Can't Believe A Word They Say
Men Are Like Vacations, They Never Seem To Last Long Enough
Men Are Not Prisoners Of Fate, But Only Prisoners Of Their Own Minds [FDR]
Men Become Civilized 'In Proportion To Their Readiness To Doubt' [H. L. Mencken]
Men Can Be Home On The Range, Inside As Well As Outdoors
Men Can Be Happy With Any Women They Don't Love; Women With Any Men They Do
Men Can Often Stand Adversity, To Test His Character Give Him Power [A. Lincoln]
Men Coming & Going, Going & Coming, & Always Too Soon [Blazing Saddles, 1974]
Men Fall In Love In Light So Dim They Wouldn't Chose A Suit [Maurice Chevalier]
Men Have Two Modes, Hungry & Horny - So Feed Them High Or Feed Them Low
Men In A Singles Bar Have One Thing In Common, Theyre All Married
Men Look At Themselves In Mirrors, Women Look For Themselves [Elissa Melamed]
Men Make The Highs Higher & The Lows More Frequent
Men Marry As They're Tired, Gals As They're Curious - Both Are Disappointed [Oscar Wilde]
Men Never Learn Anything About Women, But They Have A Lot Of Fun Trying
Men Say Of Women What Pleases Them; Women Do With Men What Pleases Them [Desegur]
Men See Things In A Box, & Women See Men In A Round Room
Men Should Be Greater Than Some Of Their Parts
Men Should Be Greater Than the Sum Of Their Parts
Men Should Be Like Kleenex - Soft, Strong & Disposable [Clue 1985]
Men Speak People Listen Then Look, Women Speak People Look Then Listen
Men Speak To Women In Two Languages, One Of Which Is Braille
Men Take Only Their Needs Into Consideration, Never Their Abilities [Napoleon Bonaparte]
Men Want To Be A Woman's First Love, Women Want To Be A Man's Last Romance
Men Who Check Out Women's Packages, Don't Always Work For UPS
Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls [Mignon Mclaughlin]
Men, You Can't Live With Them &You Can't Have Heterosexual Sex Without Them
Mencolek, When Sneaky Indonesian Taps Back Of Opposite Shoulder To Fool You
Meowing Cat Cant Catch Mice
Men's Brains Are Like The Prison System, Not Enough Cells Per Cranium
Men's Intuition
Mensch, Yiddish For An Upright Man, A Decent Human Being
Mental Backup In Progress - Do Not Disturb!
Mental Blinders Obscure The Lions To The Left & Tigers To The Right! [Barry J. Lipson]
Mental Health
Mental Masturbation
Mental Notes Are So Unreliable As The Ink Fades So Quickly
Mental Patient In State Asylum Advised All Here Are Not All There
Mental State Of Mind Is Being Evaluated By The U.S. Army
Mention It & If It's Good It Goes Away & If It's Bad It Happens
Mercurial Canals
Mercurial Sore Mouth
Mercurial Preparation
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Mercurial Thievishness
Mercurial Twists Of Temperament
Mercury Plunges To Bone-Chilling 68 [Dallas Morning News]
Mercy Bears Richer Fruits Than Strict Justice [Abraham Lincoln]
Mercy Killing
Mercy Killing, Last One Youth, An Asian
Mercy Should Make Us Ashamed, Wrath Afraid To Sin [William Gurnall]
Mercy To Animals Means Mercy To Mankind [Henry Bergh]
Mercy To The Guilty Is Cruelty To The Innocent [Adam Smith]
Mere Rhetoric
Merry Politically-Correct Non-Denominational 'Winterfest'-Type Holiday
Merry Widow
Merry Wives Of Winter
Merry Wives Of Winter Fall In & Spring Out
Meshuga, Yiddish For A Mensch Or Menschette Who Has Become A Gaga Nutcase
Meshugaas/ Mishegoss, Yiddish For Crazy, Senseless Behavior Or Activity
Mesopotamian Tablet Of Jokes & Riddles From 1500 BC Translated. What/Who Is It?
*Deflowered Not Pregnant, Undeflowered Pregnant - F Troop-Type Auxiliary Forces
*Gouged Out Eye, He Lives; Cut Throat, He Dies - The Governor
*In Your Mouth, Your Teeth, Your Urine - Measuring Vessel Of Your Lord - Beer!
*Like Pet Fish In Pond, Like Ceremonial Troops At Kings Court - Broken Bow-Like
* Of Your Mother, Is By The One Who Has Intercourse With Her - You?
*Tower Is High But Nonetheless Has No Shade - Beam Of Sunlight
Mess Hall
Mess Is So Big & So Deep & So Tall, We Can't Pick It Up, There's No Way At All! [Dr. Seuss]
Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen, But This Kitchen Is Delirious!
Metal Board
Metal Wood Golf Club
Metal Woods
Metallic Paper
Metaphors, Paradigms & Methodologies Don't Trump Code, Wires & Hardware
Metaphysics
Meteoric Rise
Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...Isoleucine (189,819 ), Chemical Name Of Titin
Methodist Passover Seder Appetizer Followed By Ham Sandwich Dinner
Metra, Easy Come, Easy Go [Chicagoland Regional Commuter Railroad]
Metra, Fly To Work [Chicagoland Regional Commuter Railroad]
Metra, Most Daily Flights From Chicago [Chicagoland Regional Commuter Railroad]
Metra, The Way To Really Fly [Chicagoland Regional Commuter Railroad]
Mexican American
Mexican Cuisine
Mexican Ghost Named Jose Called No Weigh, Jose
Mexicans Have A Word For Sushi Bait! [Josi Simon]
Mexican Perdue Slogan Nixed: 'It Takes A Hard Man To Make A Chicken Aroused'
Mexico City Considers Temporary Marriage Licenses [ABC News 9-30-11]
Mexico City Proposes Proposals Be For Temporary Short-Term Marriage Licenses
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Mild Enthusiasm
Mild Heart Attack
Mild Hot Sauce
Mild Hurricane
Mild Interest
Mild Jalapeo
Mild Mannered Reporter
Mild PMS
Mild Turbulence
Mild Violence
Mildly Abrasive
Mildly Concerned
Mildly Hot
Mildly Psychotic
Mildly Spicy
Mile High
Milhouster [Richard Milhous Nixon]
Mile High
Mile High City
Mile High Club
Mile High Club - A Stewardess In Every Lavatory!
Miles Morales Parked His Peter In Peter Parkers Spidey Suit [Hombre Araa]
MILF Acronym For 'Moro Islamic Liberation Front' Of Southern Philippines
MILF Acronym For 'Mother/Mom/Mum I'd Like To F*ck' From Age 25 To 50
Militant Pacifist
Militant Peacenik
Military Accountability
Military Budget
Military Disaster May Produce Postwar Prosperity, Thus The Mouse That Roared
Military Disaster May Produce A Better Postwar Situation Than A Victory
Military Don't Start Wars, Politicians Start Wars [General William Westmoreland]
Military Industrial Complex
Military Industrial Simplex
Military Intelligence
Military Justice
Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music [Groucho Marx]
Military Music
Military Organization
Military Peace
Military Projects Take Twice The Time & Money & Produce Half The Results As Planned
Military System
Military's Sex Abuse Procedures Breached! We Wont Stop Until We Fill All Holes
Milk From Contented Cows [Carnation Milk ]
Milk Is Spilled, Spilt Or Spilth? Heith Spilith The Milchith!
Milk Of Human Kindness
Milk Of Universal Kindness
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Minor Emergency
Minor Hurricane
Minor Importance
Minor Majority
Minor Milestone
Minor Miners
Minor Minions
Minor Miracle
Minor Surgery
Minority Opinion
Minority Report
Mir Survives Its Near-Miss With Satellite [USSR Space Station - Lincoln Journal-Star]
Mir Survives Near-Miss With Car Bomb [Journalist Hamid Mir]
Miracle Drug
Miracle Fern Cures Constipation Or 'With Fronds Like These, Who Needs Enemas?'
Mis-Guided Missile Knew The Time But Not The Place
Misanthropic Humanitarian
Misanthropic Philanthropist
Miserable Abundance
Miserable Abundance ... Beggarly Riches [John Donne]
Misery Loves Company
Misery No Longer Loves Company, Nowadays It Insists On It! [Russell Baker]
Misfeasance
Misfortune Is The Kind Of Fortune That Is Not Missed
Misfortune Is The Kind Of Fortune That Never Misses [Ambrose Bierce]
Misfortune Regretfully Is The Kind Of Fortune That Misses Too Rarely
Mishpucheh, Yiddish For The Whole Family, Including Extended Family [See Machatunim]
Misplaced My Dictionary, Now Im At A Loss For Words
Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Miss Is As Good As A Mile & A Good Miss Can Make You Smile
Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy's Last Words, Im Pink, Therefore Im Ham
Miss Piggy Pig Roast Tonight Behind Piggly Wiggly's! - Taste Tasty Tidbits
Miss Piggy Pig Roast Tonight Behind Piggly Wiggly's! - Tell Tasty Tidbits
Miss Preteen Is A Near Miss
Miss Representation
Miss Representation Reigns As House Of Representatives Beauty Queen
Miss Runner-Up Preteen Is A Near Miss
Missed It, By That Much! [Get Smart]
Misshapen Chaos Of Well-Seeming Forms!
Missing Here
Missing Present
Missing Time
Mission Accomplished
Mission Impossible
Missionaries Believe Sharing Religions Is A One Way Street
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Misspelled Correctly
Misspelled Dominique's Name Incorrectly, Dominique Water Singer - Whew [Goldensylph]
Misspelled Everything Correctly I Hope, I'm New At The LOLcats Patois
Misspelled His Name Correctly, I Had To Google Him To Make Sure I Did
Misspelled Incorrectly
Misspelled Merrimack Incorrectly Twice Already Today [Michael Gillan Maxwell]
Misspelled Merrimack Incorrectly Twice Already Today, Or Did I Mean Merrimac?
Misspelled Merrimack, River In New England; Merrimac, Confederate Ironclad Vessel
Misspelled The Word 'Newbie' Incorrectly ... ! [Mhacca]
Misspelled, 'Hmm -- Did I Get Misspelled Spelled Incorrectly?'
Misspelling, How Do You Spell Milinium???
*Millennium Is Spelled With Two N's [Two L's, An E & One Less I]
*Hardest Part Of Puzzle, 'Figuring Out How To Miss-Spell The Answers Correctly'
*So Do You Know How To Miss-Spell Millennium Correctly Also?
*Yes, I Misspelled Millenium Correctly
Mistake Is Simply Another Way Of Doing Things That May Or May Not Work
Mistake You Make Is In Trying To Figure It Out [Tennessee Williams]
Mistakes Are Stepping Stones To Success [Charles E. Popplestone]
Mistakes Are Often The Stepping Stones To Utter Failure [Samuel Butler]
Mister Missouri [Harry S. Truman]
Mistletoe Politician [Martin Van Buren]
Mistresses Break The Monogamy
Misunderestimate [Palin]
Mix Water & Flour & Get Glue, Add Eggs & Sugar & Get Cake. Where Did The Glue Go?
Mixed Rogaine With Viagra, Now I've Got Hair Like Don King
Mixing Poison Ivy & Four Leaf Clovers Gives You A 'Rash Of Good Luck'
M'm M'm Good [Campbell's Soup]
MOAB, Mother Of All Bombs Or Massive Ordnance Air Blast
Moated Hammocks In Florida Everglades Demoted By Mankind's Incursions
Mob Rule
Mobil Station
Mobile Home
Mobile House
Mobile Phone
Mobile Station
Mobius Strippers Never Show You Their Back Side
Mockingbirds*
Mod Math: Add A Bed, Subtract The Clothes, Divide The Legs & Multiply
Model Prisoner
Modem Operandi Is Today's Modus Operandi
Moderate Binging
Moderate Extremist
Moderate Zealot
Moderately Excessive
Moderately Radical
Moderately Uninhibited
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Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Sure Makes Misery Easier To Live With
Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Sure Waters Down Misery
Money Can't Buy Love, But It Sure Improves Your Bargaining Position
Money Can't Buy Love, But It Sure Puts You In A Position To Feel You Have
Money Doesn't Bring More Happiness - Are Billionaires Happier Than Multi-Millionaires?
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, But If Not Why Grow Trees As Cash Crops?
Money For The Most Part Is Tainted, It Taint Yours & It Taint Mine
Money Found In A Cesspool Is Tainted, It Taint Yours & It Taint Mine
Money Is A Tool, You Gotta Know When To Screw & When To Hammer
Money Is An Excellent Servant, But A Horrible Master
Money Is Not Everything - There's MasterCard & Visa
Money Is Often Tainted - It Taint Yours & It Taint Mine
Money Is Round, It Rolls Away [Sholom Aleichem]
Money Is The Barometer Of A Society's Virtue [Ayn Rand]
Money Is The Root Of All Evil
Money Is The Root Of All Evil & All Men Need Roots
Money Is The Root Of All Evil, Honey - If You Love It
Money Is The Root Of All Wealth
Money Isn't Everything
Money Isn't Everything But It Comes Close
Money Isn't Everything, There's Amex, MasterCard & Visa
Money Isn't Happiness, I'm As Happy With $69 Million As I Was With $68 Million
Money Makes The World Go Round
Money Makes The World Go Round, Is That Why The Earth Rotates Wobblely?
Money Talks
Money Talks & When It Does Nobody Notices What Grammar It Uses
Money Talks But All Mine Ever Says Is 'Bye Bye'
Moneylessness Is The Root Of All Evil
Money's The Root Of All Evil
Money's The Root Of All Evil? False, Moneylessness Is!
Money's The Root Of All Evil, Hope It Grows Like Zucchini
Monkey Cancer [Bleeped On tosh.O]
Monkey Cancer: Film Short On Struggle Of The Man To Reach His Dreams In A Hazy World
Monkey See Monkey Do
Monkeys [Saru]: See No Evil [Mizaru], Hear No Evil [Kikazaru], Speak No Evil [Iwazaru]
Monkeys 3: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
Monkeys 3+1: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do No Evil
Monkeys Are Swingers, Thats Why Therere So Many Of Them
Monogamy Is A Type Of Wood
Monoglottal Babble
Monolith Deathcult
Monopoly [Mono Poly]
Monopoly: 'Check The Spirit Of Monopoly & Thirst For Exclusive Privileges' [Andrew Jackson]
Monopoly, 'I Do Not Expect Monopoly To Restrain Itself' [Woodrow Wilson]
Monopoly, If It Persists, 'Will Always Sit At The Helm Of Government' [Woodrow Wilson]
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Monopoly: Men 'Big Enough To Own The Government ... Are Going To Own It' [Pres. Wilson]
Monopoly Money, Nickname Of Newly Redesigned U.S. Currency
Monopoly Money's Daily Outputs Exceeds That Of The U.S. Treasury
Monopoly Of Whatever Kind Is The Sole Engine Of The Mercantile System [Adam Smith]
Monopoly: People Of Same Trade Meet In Conspiracy Against The Public [Adam Smith]
Monopoly: People Of Same Trade Meet In Some Contrivance To Raise Prices [Adam Smith]
Monopsony
Monosyllabic Is A Word About 'Mono' Or One Syllable, With Itself Having 5 Syllables
Monosynaptic Cretin [Normal Human Brain Has 100 Trillion Synapses]
Monosynaptic Cretin Was Not Ambidextrous
Monotasking Is Boring
Montana Freemen
Montezuma's Oropendolas*
Montezuma's Revenge
Month Rhymes With Nothing But Millionth, Uneath ('Not Easily'& 'Beneath') & Coined 'Dunth'
Monumental Littleness [Theodore Roosevelt]
Moolah, Geetas, Dough, Gimmie Your Money You Herbert
Moon Viewers Are Optimists, They Look On The Bright Side
Moonlit Landscape
Moonshine
Moonshine Ginmill
Moonshine Still
Moral Imperative
Moral Majority
Moral Majority Is Neither Moral Nor A Majority
Moral Relativism
Morality Is One Thing - Ratings Are Everything [Max Headroom]
Morally Wrong To Allow Suckers To Keep Their Money [Canada Bill Jones]
Morbid Humor
Morbid Joy
More & More Of Our Imports Come From Overseas [George W. Bush]
More Birthdays You Have The Longer You Live
More Tornados Feared In Moore, OK Where More Than 20 Feared Killed [Tom Moore]
Morning After Pill
Morning After Pill To Neutralized Night Before Pill ['Unpleasant Or Tiresome Person']
Most Calves Are Stillborn & Raised On Ranges Or Are Still Born & Raised On Ranges?
More Campaigning, The Better, So Long As Government Continues To Function
More Comfortable To Be Mad & Know It, Than To Be Sane & Have Doubts [G. B. Burgin]
More Cordial Buyer's Secretary, Greater Odds The Order Has Been Lost
More Die In The U.S. Of Too Much Food Than Of Too Little [John Kenneth Galbraith]
More Equal
More Fun Contemplating Her Navel Than Your Own [Arthur Hoppe]
More Haste, Less Speed
More I Denied It More Everyone Thought I Was In Denial [Awkward]
More I Know, The More I Know I Don't Know!
More I Learn Others Innermost Secrets, The More I'm Rewarded To Keep Quiet
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Movies Are A Fad, Audiences Really Want To See Live Actors On A Stage [Charlie Chaplin]
Movie Movers - Fleet Of Quality Multi-Room Production Trailer Units - The Earth Moves!
Movie Publicity Intensity Is In Inverse Ratio To Quality Of Movie
Movies Took Fifty Years To Go From Silent To Unspeakable
Moving Finger Writes &, Having Sanskrited, Skitters On
Moving Finger Writes &, Having Writ, Moves On
Moving Forward In Reverse [Ozzy Osbourne]
Moving Target
Moving Target Ducked
Moving The Mouse Does Not Require Cursing, But Moving The Curser
Moving The Mouse Does Not Require Cursing, But Moving The Cursor
Moving The Mouse Requires Moving The Cheese
MP3 Player Confiscated In Algebra Class As A Weapon Of Math Disruption
Mr. & Mr. Precedent [Same Sex Marriage]
Mr. Cock Children's Clothing Store [Bariloche, Argentina]
Mr. Know-It-All, That Master Of Misinformation [Rocky]
Mr. Koran By Day, Mr. Marlboro [&/Or Mr. De Beers] By Night [Jihadist Mokhtar Belmokhtar]
Mr. Magoo'd My Way Through Fight, I Didn't Even Know He Hit The Ground For A Minute
Mr. Dana Pumped Up To Dan A., On Saturday Night Live Last Night [05-18-13]
Mr. Mushroom Head, 'He Who Makes All Our Decisions - Not To Be Mistaken For Mr. Peyote
Mr. Nanny State
Mr. Nice Guy [Jerry Ford]
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington [1939], Mrs. Washington Goes to Smith [2009]
Mrs. Congeniality Acquitted [Headline]
Mrs. Robinson, You're Trying To Seduce Me, Aren't You? [The Graduate, 1967]
Much Apparent Progress Is Just So Much Technological Rococo
Much Easier To Be Critical Than To Be Correct [Benjamin Disraeli]
Much Harder To Find A Job Than To Keep One
Much Less
Much Work, Much Food; Little Work, Little Food; No Work, Burial At Sea
Mud Bath
Mud In Your Eye
Mudpack Worked Great For Two Days, Then It Fell Off
Muera La Inteligencia! Viva La Muerte! - Death To Intelligence! Long Live Death! [J. Astray]
Muff Diving
Muff Diving Club [Muff, Ireland]
Muff It Not, Muffle Her Anger By Muff Diving, & Do It Without Fumbling The Football!
Muffler Bearings
Muffler Shop Advised: 'No Appointment Necessary - We Hear You Coming'
Mug Shot, A Face Shot By Lensman For Coppers
Mug Shot, A Face Shot By Triggerman Bringing Coppers
Mugga, Cave Mushroom Cavewoman From The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Mugga Ironbark Tree [Eucalyptus Sideroxylon]
Mugga Means Money, Cigarettes, Female Genitals, Black Muggle [Urban Dictionary]
Mugga Means, Perhaps, One Who Mugs Or A Mugger?
Mugga Means Rapper Mr. Mugga [A/K/A Joey Jihad]
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Mugga Means Zust About 'Anythin' You Want ... Mugga Please, Or Whats Up My Mugga
Mugga Movement - Coffee With A Purpose [Toomer's Coffee Roasters Fundraisers]
Mugga-Mugga Historic Cottage, Canberra, Australia
Mugga Mugga Porphyry [Late Silurian Or Early Devonian Intrusion Near Canberra, Australia]
Mugga Vanity Plate 'IM MUGGA' [Pennsylvania]
Mugged Mauled Mangled Mime Signaled For Help, Screaming Silently
Muggee Is A Mugging Victim Who Is Personally Touched Violently By His Mugger
Muggee Management Company Offers 'Professional Management With A Personal Touch'
Muggee Management Professionally Manages The Personal Touching Of Its Muggee Clients
Muggles, Ordinary People Without Any Magical Ability, You're Living In One! [Harry Potter]
Mules Have More Horse Sense Than Horses [Harry S Truman]
Mullered Muller
Multi Player Solitaire Game
Multiple Dividends
Multiply By A Denomination
Multiplying Divisions
Multitasking Means Screwing Up Several Things At Once
Mum About Mums For Mum
Mumbais Climate Is Such That Mumbaikars Must Live Elsewhere [Formerly Bombay]
Mumbo Jumbo
Mummys On Vacation Relax & Unwind
Muppet Show: Why Do We Always Come Here, I Guess We'll Never Know
*Muppet Show: It's Like A Kind Of Torture To Have To Watch The Show
*Muppet Show: Most Sensational Inspirational Celebrational Muppetational - Muppet Show!
Muppets: English Slang For Stupid Or Weak Idiots
Muppets: Goldman Sachs UK Name For Its Clients As Used In England
Muppets: Puppet Characters Created By 'Muppeteer' Jim Henson Starting In 1954-55
Murderer Had Heartburn Because Of Something The Assassinate
Murderer's Good Behavior Nets Parole [IronHerder Header]
Murderer's Good Behavior Nets Parole Even Though Parole Evidence Was Oral
Murderous Innocence [William Butler Yeats]
Murphys Law
Muscular Fat
Mushroom Hunters May Be Bold Or May Be Old, But Not Both Bold & Old
Mushroom Management, Keeping Workers In Dark & Dumping Horse Manure On Them
Music Business
Music Has Charms To Soothe Savage Beast & Soothe The Panicked Pooch [C. Malchiodi]
Music Hath Charms To Soothe The Savage Beast
Music Is Art. Muzak Is Science
Musick Has Charms To Sooth A Savage Breast [William Congreve's Mourning Bride 1697]
Musick Has Charms To Sooth A Savage Breast & A Comely One Too
Musical Comedy
Musical Tragedy
Musician Has Been Denoted As Note Worthy
Musician Was De-Noted For Not Being Noteworthy
Muslasian - Muslim Asian
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My Formula For Success Is Rise Early, Work Late & Strike Oil
My Friends & I Have Been Coddled Long Enough By A Billionaire-Friendly Congress [Buffett]
My Friends & I Long Coddling Buffet Of Buffett Ideas Endorsed By Prez As No Cod [Obama]
My Friends So Coddled Buffet Buffetts Buffet of No Coddling Ideas As Fishy & A Cod
My Friends So Coddled Finding No Coddling Buffett Fiendish, Eyed Evilly His Codpiece
My Friends, There Are No Friends [Coco Chanel]
My Girlfriend Had 61 Boyfriends Before Me, She Calls Me Her Sixty Second Lover
My Goose Is Cooked
My Grace Is Sufficient, For My Power Is Made Perfect In Weakness [2nd Corinthians 12:9]
My Grandma's Over 80 & Still Doesn't Need Glasses, She Drinks From The Bottle [Youngman]
My Greatest Fear Is That You're Not Suffering From PMS!
My Handicap Is That I Can't Golf [Mike Mills]
My Head's Now Together, But My Body's Falling Apart
My Hockey Mom Can Ice Your Soccer Mom
My Human Is Home! I Am So Ecstatic I Have Made A Puddle [Dog Haiku]
My Husband Is Always Surfing For Useless Facts, Im Afraid He Is An Infomaniac
My Idea Of Cleaning The House Is Sweeping The Floor With A Glance
My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep The Room With A Glance
My Identity Lies In Not Knowing Who I Am
My Imaginary Friend Thinks Your Imaginary Friend Has Serious Mental Problems
My Introduction To You Is Hereby Withdrawn
My Intuition Nearly Makes Up For My Lack Of Self-Judgment
My Job Is Secure, No One Else Wants It
My Life Has A Superb Cast, But I Just Can't Figure Out The Plot [Ashleigh Brilliant]
My Life Seems Like A Long Obstacle Race, With Me As Its Chief Obstacle [Jack Parr]
My Man Mitch [Bush II For Office Of Management & Budget Director Mitch Daniels]
My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap, Rusty & Illegal In 37 States
My Mind Is Like Concrete, Thoroughly Mixed Up & Permanently Set
My Mind Rebels At Stagnation! Give Me Problems! Give Me Work! [Sherlock Holmes 2009]
My Mind Wandered & It Failed To Come Back
My Mind Works Like Lightning, One Brilliant Flash & It's Gone
My Mom Never Saw The Irony In Calling Me An S.O.B. [Son-Of-A-Naughty Lady]
My Mother-In-Law Is Very Well Informed, She Can Complain On Any Subject!
My Mother Never Breast-Fed Me. She Told Me She Liked Me As A Friend [Dangerfield]
My Mother Never Saw The Irony In Calling Me A Son-Of-A-Bitch
My Mother's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices - Take It Or Leave It
My Name Is NO NO But Grandma Calls Me Precious!
My Nemesis, My Downfall, Was Relationships & Trying To Fulfill Them [Jennifer O'Neill]
My One Regret In Life Is That I Am Not Someone Else [Woody Allen]
My Opinions May Have Changed, But Not The Fact That I Am Right
My Parents Were So Poor, They Got Married For The Rice
My Photographic Memory Is Undeveloped, My Sense Of Composure Underdeveloped
My Play Was A Complete Success, The Audience Was A Failure [Samuel Goldwyn]
My Preciousssss..... [Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers]
My 'Pretty Ugly' Wife Left Me Because She Said Im Addicted To Oxymorons
My Privates Are Private
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N
Naches, Yiddish For A Feeling Of Pride &/Or Gratification In The Achievements Of Another
Nad's Australian Hair Removal Products
Nail On Board Is Not As Good As Screw On Bench
Nailed By Plain Clothes Cop, A Hood For Car Jacking
Nailed In Plain Sight By Jack-Off Cop On Hood Of Car
Nailin The Coffin
Naked Access
Naked As A Jaybird
Naked People Have Little Influence On Society During Daylight
Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best Dressed Lie [Ann Landers]
Nakedness Of Woman Is The Work Of God [William Blake]
Name Of The Father Is The Secret Of The Mother [Creole, Jamaica]
Name Pavlov Rings A Bell
Nameless Celebrity
Name's Barf. Im A Mog, Half Man Half Dog. Im My Own Best Friend [Spaceballs]
Names Bond, James Bond [007]
Nancy Boy
Nancy Pelosi, Mother Of 5, Thinks She Knows More About Having Babies Than The Pope!
Nanoo Nanoo [Mork - Mork & Mindy]
Nanotechnology Has Been A Big Success!
Nanny McPhee: When You Need Me But Do Not Want Me, Then I Must Stay
Nanny McPhee: When You Want Me But No Longer Need Me, Then I Have To Go
Nanny State
Nanny State Gave Us Ski Safety Helmets, 55mph Speed Limits, Curlicue Light Bulbs & More!
Nanook Of The North [1922 Silent Documentary]
Nanotechnology Has Been A Big Success!
Napoleon At Waterloo Didnt Smell Defeat Until He Removed His Boots
Napoleon BonesApart
Napoleon Hill Worth Surmounting
Napoleon Of Protection [William McKinley]
Napoleon Of The Stump [James K. Polk]
Narcoleptic Insomniac
Narrow-Minded Bigot Looked Through Keyhole With Both Eyes, But Saw Nothing
Narrow-Minded See Through Keyholes With Both Eyes, But See Only Their Own Prejudices
Narrow Range
NASA Considers Space As Still A High Priority
NASA Spent A 12 Billion Dollars On A Space Pen - The Russians Used A Pencil!
Nasal Appraisal [M*A*S*H Smell Test]
Nasty Fine
Nasty Politeness
Nasty Zizz
Natcherley [Li'l Abner]
Nation Without Means Of Reform Is Without Means Of Survival [Edmund Burke]
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National Atheist's Day Observance At Noon April 1st, Following National Prayer Day Brunch
National Medicare Program
National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort [Reuters]
National Surveillance Survey [IronHerder Header]
National Surveillance Survey Classified!
National Surveillance Survey Failed Because Data Sought Was Classified!
Native Alien
Native American
Native Immigrant
Natural & Artificial Ingredients
Natural Actor
Natural Additives
Natural Artifact
Natural Artificial Flavor
Natural Blonde
Natural Bodybuilding
Natural Bust Enlargement: Increase Mind To Increase The Size Of Your Breasts [D. L. Wilson]
Natural Cheetos
Natural Deselection
Natural Disaster
Natural Enhancement
Natural Forces Within Us Are The True Healers Of Disease [Hippocrates]
Natural Laws Have No Pity
Natural Makeup
Natural Phony
Natural Plastic Surgery
Natural Synthetic
Naturally Artificial
Naturally Artificial Ingredients
Nature Abhors A Hero
Nature Abhors A Vacuous Experimenter
Nature Abhors A Vacuum
Nature Abhors A Vacuum, Vacuums Abhor Nature
Nature Has Neither Rewards Nor Punishments, Just Consequences [Robert Ingersoll]
Nature Invented Sex As A Reward For Letting Go Of Childhood
Nature Itself Is The Best Physician [Hippocrates]
Nature Knows No Indecencies, Man Invents Them [Mark Twain]
Nature Never Breaks Her Own Laws [Leonardo Da Vinci]
Nature Preserve
Nature Reserve Corps Is An Eagle Opportunity Employer
Nature Will Castigate Those Who Don't Masticate [Horace Fletcher]
Naughty Angel
Naval Aviation
Navel-Gazing Extrovert
Navel-Gazing Introvert
Nazi [National Socialist German Workers' Party]
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Negative Momentum
Negative Nancy
Negative Nellie
Negative Patient Heath Outcome
Negative Positive
Negative Profit
Negative Results Increase By Pyramidal Progression The More The Adverse Factors
Negative Slack Tends To Increase
Negotiate Never 'Out Of Fear, But Let Us Never Fear To Negotiate [John F. Kennedy]
Negro Mountain, PA, Named For Slave Nemesis, Who Died For British In French & Indian War
Negro President [Thomas Jefferson, 3/5th Compromise]
Neighborhood Watch Was Great When I Was A Kid Until She Closed Her Curtains
Nein [Nine] Is No! - Double Nine Is 18 - 18 Is Life! [Chai] - Proof Double Negative Is Positive!
Neither A Borrower Nor A Lender Be
Neither A Fine Horse Unridden Nor A Pretty Girl Unbedded
Neither A Follower Nor A Leader Be
Neither Here Nor There
Nell Gwynn: Good People You Are Mistaken, I Am The Protestant Whore [1650-1687]
Nell Gwynn: I Am A Whore, Find Something Else To Fight About [1650-1687]
Nellie [Bush II For Ben Nelson, Democratic Senator, Nebraska]
Nemesis Born By 'Deadly Nyx ... To Afflict Mortal Men'[Hesiod, Theogony 223]
Nemesis Goddess Of Divine Indignation, Retribution & Vengeance
Nemesis Punished Expectedly Evil Deeds, But Stopeth Not There, Vindictively
Nemesis Punished Pridefulness, Immoderation, Undeserved Happiness & Good Fortune Too
Nemesis Regal, Dominatrix Of The Misery Whip, You Are The Divine Scourge Of My Life
Nemesis, Righteous Infliction Of Retribution, Here By 'Orrible Cunt, Me'[Brick Top In Snatch]
Nemesis Word Is Accidentally, Or Is It Accidently [Jules Archer's Cousin]
Nemesis Word Is Accidentally, Sometimes I Accidently Get It Right!
Neo Classicism (New Classicism)
Neo Conservatism (New Conservatism)
Neo Conservative (New Conservative)
Neo Retro
Neolithic [New Stone Age]
Neologism, Greek For New (No) Plus Speech (Lgos), I.E., A Newly Coined Word Or Phrase
Neophobia, Cainophobia, Centophobia & Kainolophobia - Novel Fear Of Newness & Novelty
Nerd Chic
Nerd Do Well
Nerd Squad
Nerds Dance Click To Click
Nerdy Bird
Nero Fiddles While Rome Burns
Nervous Nellie/Nelly
Nervous Nelly Neuroticized By Negative Nancy
Nervous Wreck Was Found At The Bottom Of The Ocean Twitching
Net Catch
Net Gain
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Net Loss
Net Security
Net Zero
Networking Business In Australia Is The LAN Down Under
NetworKing Of Pittsburgh
Neurologist During Operation Lost His Nerve, While Assistant Found It He Would Not Proceed
Neurosis Is A Communicable Disease
Neutral Bias
Neutral Charge
Neutral Color
Neutral Sheen Of Notoriety [Darrell Issa]
Never Again
Never Allow Anything To Be Named After You Until You're Safely Dead
Never Allow Yourself To Be Made A Victim, Never Be Bullied Into Silence
Never Answer An Anonymous Letter!
Never Answer An Anonymous Letter! - Tweet It!
Never Apologize, Mister, It's A Sign Of Weakness [She Wore A Yellow Ribbon, 1949]
Never Approach Bull From Front, Horse From Rear Or Fool From Any Direction
Never Argue With A Fool, He May Be Doing The Same Thing
Never Argue With A Fool, People May Not Recognize The Difference
Never Argue With A Man Who Buys Ink By The Barrel
Never Argue With A Women When She Is Tired, Or When She Is Rested
Never Argue With Your Wife, Just Dicker!
Never Ask A Barber If He Thinks You Need A Haircut
Never Attribute To Malice That Which Can Be Adequately Explained By Stupidity
Never Be Led Astray Onto The Path Of Virtue
Never Be The First To Do Anything
Never Buy A Car You Cant Push
Never Buy A Cow If You Can Acquire The Milk Free
Never Buy A Rolex From Someone Who Is Wearing An Overcoat Or Is Out Of Breath
Never Combine A Sleeping Pill & A Laxative On The Same Night [Dave Barry]
Never Confuse Thoughtlessness With Malice
Never Could Increase Of Comfort Be Sufficient To Be Bought At Price Of Liberty [H. Belloc]
Never Could Increase Of Security Be Sufficient To Be Bought At Price Of Liberty [H. Belloc]
Never Cut A Rope That Can Be Simply Untied
Never Cut What You Can Untie [Joseph Joubert]
Never Decide To Buy Something While Listening To The Sales Pitch
Never Deprive Someone Of Hope, It Might Be All They Have [H. Jackson Brown Jr]
Never Disclose Your Problems - 20% Don't Care & 80% Are Glad You Have Them
Never Do Anything Important & Drink Beer At The Same Time. Wait, Beer Is Important!
Never Do Anything Simple & Efficiently When You Can Do It Complex & Expansively
Never Do Card Tricks For Your Poker Playing Buddies
Never Do Today What You Might Never Have To Do At All
Never Do Today What Will Be Someone Else's Responsibility Tomorrow
Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly
Never Drink From Your Finger Bowl - It Contains Only Water [W. C. Fields]
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New Clich
New Clichs, Please [Samuel Goldwyn]
New Democrat
New Fox News Cast-Off Was Newscaster Sarah Palin
New Generations' Vocabulary Is As Bad As --- Like --- Whatever???
New Hardware Will Break Down As Soon As The Old Is Unusable
New History
New Improved
New Jersey, The Garden State
New Lofts
New Media, Old News [Natalie Fenton]
New Mexico
New Moon
New News
New News About Alzheimer's [TV Guide]
New News In New Orleans [Wall Street Journal]
New News Is Good News [Possimiste]
New News Out Of Africa [Charlayne Hunter-Gault]
New Normal
New Old Stock
New Olds(mobile)
New Pope
New Routine
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group [Headline]
New Systems Generate New Problems
News To Me
News To Me Is Information Of Any Kind I Knew Not!
New Town Hall Closed Until Opening - Will Remain Closed After Opened - Open Tomorrow
New Tradition
New Used Cars
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies [Headline - Stop Or Include?]
New Vintage Wine
New Wives Are Like Computers, They Go Down Unexpectedly
New World Gave To Whole World: Chocolate, Vanilla, Corn, Pineapple, Turkey & Potatoes
New World Gave To Whole World: Papayas, Peanuts, Chili Peppers, Avocados & Tomatoes
New Worlds Corn Is Really Amazing Maize, Corn Originally Old World Word For Grain
New Worlds Pineapple, Neither Pine Nor Apple, Originally Old World Word For Pine Cone
New Years Resolutionaries Are The Few Who Actually Keep New Years Resolutions
New York Culture
New York Manufacturer Of Gentlemen's Headwear Is A Manhatten
New York Supreme Court [Lowest Court of General Jurisdiction]
New Yorker Finds Roommate Dead, Second Time In A Year [AP]
New Zealand [Original Name Of Australia]
Newfangled Ideas
Newly Acquired Insights Are At First Only Half Understood [Niels Bohr]
Newly Acquired Insights Not Appearing Very Strange Are Not Vital Discoveries [Niels Bohr]
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News Coverage
News Coverage Exposes Rather Than Covers Events [Henry Thoreau]
News Talk Show
Newscasters Reporting Hurricanes Talk Up A Storm
Newseum Museum Of News In Washington, DC
Newspeak, Portmanteau Speech 'to Make All Other Modes Of Thought Impossible' [1984]
Newt Gingrich Labels Gringo GEICO Gecko A Lizard (Not Merely Lizard-Like Like A Newt)
Newt Gingrich Translation: Rich Reptilican Cunt (Newt [Reptile], Ging [Vagina], Rich [Rich])
Newton Got Beamed By The Apple Good [REM]
Newt's Ex Marianne Gingrich: 'Oh, He Was Asking To Have An Open Marriage & I Refused'
Next Defecation By Scrabble Tile Swallower May Spell Disaster
Next Time I Send A Damn Fool For Something, I Go Myself [Samuel Goldwyn]
Next Time Your Mind Goes Blank, Do All Of Us A Favor - Turn Off The Sound
Next To Myself, I Like BVD Best
NFL Covered-Up Concussions Risks! - Helmets Used?
Nice & Sleazy
Nice Buns With Buns In Oven
Nice, France, Italian Prior To 1860
Nice Girls Finish Last, Fast Girls Finish In Paradise
Nice Guys Finish First
Nice Guys Finish Fast When Sassed
Nice Guys Finish Last [1946 New York Giants]
Nice Is Nice & Nice Is Nice [Nice, France]
Nice Little Nothing You're Almost Wearing [007 To Tiffany Case]
Nice Niece Did Nice Nicely [Nice, France
NICE Really, The National Initiative for Cybersecurity Education
Nice Thing About Masturbation Is That You Don't Have To Dress Up For It [Truman Capote]
Nice Touch [ Garfield]
Nickel Will Get You On The Subway, But Garlic Will Get You A Seat [Old NYC Proverb]
Nickel's Worth Of Goulash Beats A Five Dollar Can Of Vitamins [Martin H. Fischer]
Nicknamer-In-Chief [George W. Bush]
Nicolle, For A Nickel Don't Be Fickle, At The Squircle Dont Tickle His Pickle 'Til It Squicles
Nietzsche Is Pietzsche, But Schiller Is Killer, & Goethe Is Moethe
Niggard: Stingy Or Miserly [NOT Black]; From Old Norse 'Nigla, To Fuss About Small Matters'
Niggardly: Stingy Or Miserly [NOT Black]; From Old Norse 'Nigla, Fuss About Small Matters'
Nigger *Politically Incorrect* For 'Black' From Latin Niger, French Ngre & Spanish Negro
Niggerhead: Knob-Like Protrusion, Coral Head, Bollard Post, Moss Tussock, Coneflower
Niggerhead Perry TX Ranch, ID Rapids, NY & FL Point, NC Creek, VT Pond [Daily Show]
* Niggerhead Washington Mining District & Nigger Lake New York [Daily Show]
Niggerhead Perry TX Ranch Parody Of America The Beautiful' By Wyatt Cenac [Daily Show]
*After Listing Squaw Tit Mt, Spook Woods, Jap Road, Mexican Gulch, Dago & Chink's Peaks:
*Oh, Beautiful For Rivers Wide & Strong Like Darkey Creek
*For Half Breed Hell & Dago's Nose, The Snow Upon Chink's Peak
*America, America, God Shed His Grace On Thee
*& Keep The Blacks Across The Tracks From Sea To Shining Sea
Niggling: Petty Or Unimportant [NOT Black], As In 'Niggling Details,' From Old Norse 'Nigla'
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No News Is Good News; I Rarely Read About Someone NOT Getting Sick Or Dying
No News Is Good News; I Rarely Read Good News Above The Fold
No News Is Good News; If Nobody Complains You Got Away With It!
No News Is Good News Means All News Is Bad News
No News Is Good News Means If Theres No News Thats Good!
No One Can Cheat You Out Of Ultimate Success But Yourselves [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent [Eleanor Roosevelt]
No One Dies A Virgin, Life F's Up All
No One Dies A Virgin, Life Screws Them All
No One Ever Says It's Only A Game, When Their Team Is Winning
No One Gets Too Old To Learn A New Way Of Being Stupid
No One Goes To That Restaurant Any More -- It's Always Too Crowded [Yogi Berra]
No One Has Ever Completed Their Apprenticeship [Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe]
No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake
No One Knows What He Can Do Until He Tries [Publilius Syrus Maxim]
No One Likes A Smartass, Especially Another Smartass
No One Suspects The Butterfly!
No One Wins The Battle Of The Sexes, Theres Too Much Flirting With The Enemy
No Pain Equals Injury Inflicted Under Pretense Of A Just Punishment [Horace Of Spain]
No Pain -- No Gain!
No Pain, No Gain, No Sprain
No Pain, No Palm; No Thorns, No Throne; No Gall, No Glory; No Cross, No Crown [W Penn]
No Pain Without Gain, One Would Wish!
No Place Like Home
No Problem! [Alf]
No Problem Can Stand The Assault Of Sustained Thinking [Voltaire]
No Problem Is So Formidable That You Can't Just Walk Away From It [C. Schulz]
No Problem Is Too Big To Run Away From
No Problem Meeting Expenses, They're Everywhere!
No Problemo
No Question Is So Difficult To Answer As That To Which The Answer Is Obvious [GB Shaw]
No, Randy! Don't Give Andy Mandy's Candy! Give Candy Thats Handy! [Pandemonium 1982]
No Relationship Survives Total Transparency [Harlan Coben]
No Rest For The Wicked
No Rest For The Wicked; 'No Peace, Saith My God, To The Wicked' [Isaiah 57:21]
No Right & Wrong, Just What Is & What Isnt [Merlin]
No Ruler Or Whips Needed For Practice By Those Wanting To Play Music [Thelonious Monk]
No Sense In Being Pessimistic, It Probably Wouldn't Work Anyway...
No Sex With Anyone In The Same Office, At Least While The Boss Is There
No Skin In The Game
No Smoking Near Our Petrol Pumps. Your Life May Not Be Worth Much, But Our Petrol Is
No Snowflake In An Avalanche Ever Feels Responsible
No Spelled Y E S Or No Spelled N O?
No Spoilers, They Ruin Everything [House]
No Strike Clause
No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
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No Such Thing As A Short Beer [As In, 'I Stopped At Joe's For A Short Beer']
No Such Thing As Bad Publicity
No Such Word As Gooder. But You Look Gooder! Do I?
No Taxation Without Representation
No Taxation Without Respiration
No Tell Motel [2012]
No-Tell Motel - Check In, Make Out, Split!
No Time For Your Health Today, No Health For Your Time Tomorrow
No Time Like The Present
No Time Like The Present For A Present
No Time To Dial 911? - SCREAM!!!
No Turn On Red
No Two People Perceive The Same Thing Identically
No-Win Scenario
Noiseless Sound
Noisy Mime
Noisy Nose [Achoo Atishoo]
Nomophobia - Cutting Edge Fear Of Being Out Of Mobile Phone Contact
Non-Action Is As Much An Action As Action
Non-Activity Is Not As Much An Activity As Activity
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Non-Alcoholic Wine
Non-Binding Arbitration
Non-Binding Contract
Non-Binding Resolution
Non-Commercial Sponsor
Non-Criminal Illegal Deportees
Non-Dairy Creamer
Non-Denominational Church
Non-Denominational Prayer
Non-Determinism Means Never Having To Say Youre Wrong
Non-Ex Cathedra Encyclical
Non-Fat Butter
Non-Fat Cream
Non-Fat Ice Cream
Non-Intervention Intervention
Non-Lethal Weapon
Non-Profit Corporation
Non-Profit For-Profit Corporation
Non-Profit Organizations
Non Sequitur - 'It Does Not Follow'
Non-Stick Glue
Non-Stick Gum
Non-Stick Pan
Non-Stick Velcro
Non-Stop Flight
Non-Stop Flight Overran Runway Landing
Non-Stop Flights, Do They Ever Land?
Non-Teleological Thought Involves What Or How, Instead Of Why [John Steinbeck]
Non-Teleological Thought Involves What Is, Not What Should, Could Or Might Be [Steinbeck]
Non-Toxic Bug Spray
Non-Working Mother
None Can 'Ride Your Back Unless It's Bent' [Martin Luther King]
None Is So Old As Those Who Have Outlived Enthusiasm
None Of The Rules Really Matter, Except For The Ones That Do
None Other
Nondeterminism Means Never Having To Say You Are Wrong
None So Blind As Those Who Will Not See
None So Deaf As Those Who Will Not Hear
None So Horny As Those Who Will Not Blow
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Nonfeasance
Nonsense Contains Sense!
Nonpareil Center Fielder
Nonpareil Nonpareil
Nonsense Makes Sense, It 'Wakes Up The Brain Cells' [Dr. Seuss]
Nonsense 'Wakes Up The Brain Cells' [Dr. Seuss]
Noodge/Nudzh, Yiddish For Nagging, Pestering, Whining A Wifes Vocation!
Normal Deviation
Normal Espionage
Normal Human
Normally Insane [Marlon Brando]
Normally Weird
North Korea Is My Eight Year Old Daughter With A Nuclear Weapon
Northern Ireland Orange Juice Ad Nixed: The Future's Bright - The Future's Orange' [1994]
Northwest Summer
Nose Job
Nonsense Makes Sense, It Wakes Up The Brain Cells [Dr. Seuss]
Nose Is At All Times Visible, Your Brain Just Chooses To Ignore It
Noses Run & Feet Smell
Nosey Little Cook [Cozy Little Nook]
Nosey Noise
Nosey Priest
Nosh, Yiddish For Either A Between Meals Nibble & Or A Mini-Meal
Nosh: To Nosh Or Not To Nosh, Thats The Seductiveness Of Uninhibited Snacking
Noshville Is Nashville's New York Deli
Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be
Nostalgia Is A Device That Removes The Ruts & Potholes From Memory Lane
Nostalgia Is A Seductive Liar
Nostalgia Is What A Comb Gives You After You Lose Your Hair
Nostalgia Isnt What It Used To Be
Nosophobia - Hypochondriac's Fear Of Catching A Disease
Not Accidental That Word Die Is In Diet
Not All Cool Kids Want To Be Smart, But All Smart Kids Want To Be Cool [Jane Doe]
Not All Men Are Annoying, Some Are Dead & Some Always Agree With Me
Not All Men Are Fools, Some Are Bachelors
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Not An Apple On A Tree, But The Pair On Ground That Caused Trouble In The Garden
Not Apple On Tree, But The Pair On Ground That Caused The Trouble In The Garden
Not As Lean, Twice As Mean, Still A Marine [Bumper Sticker]
Not Bad
Not By My Beard!, Said A Not So Gentle Gentleman Of Verona
Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin!, Sez The Three Little Pigs
Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin!, Sez Oxy Too
Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chinchin!, Sez Oxy's Oafish Oushi Coz [Japanese Short Arm]
Not Eating Meat Is A Decision, Eating Meat Is An Instinct [Dennis Leary]
Not Enough To Do Our Best, Sometimes We Must Do Whats Required [Winston Churchill]
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Nytol Coined From All Night Being Inverted To Night All & Then Phonetized
Nytol Lasts All Night?
Nytol Sleep Aid Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
*See Morons' Oxymoronic Guide To & For The Birds, as told by Oxy to Barry J. Lipson
http://www.scribd.com/doc/38610196/Morons-Oxymoronic-Guide-To-And-For-The-BIRDS-as-told-byOxy-to-Barry-J-Lipson-Addendum-To-Morons-Guide-To-Oxymorons
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