>>> Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

>>>
>>> A day without sunshine is, like, night.
>>>
>>> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>>>
>>> I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>>>
>>> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>>>
>>> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>misquoted,>>>then>>> used against you.
>>>
>>> I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
>>>
>>> Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>>>
>>> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
>popular?
>>>
>>> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>>>
>>> Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>>
>>> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>>>
>>> Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>>>
>>> I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
>>>
>>> If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>>>
>>> Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have.
>>>
>>> When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>>>
>>> A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
>>>
>>> Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
>>>
>>> He who hesitates is probably right.
>>>
>>> Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
>>>
>>> To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
>>>research.
>>>
>>> The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
>>>
>>> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>>
>>> Change is inevitable... except from vending machines.
>>>
>>> Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
>>>
>>> Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>>>
>>> Everybody repeat after me... We are all individuals.
>>>

>>> Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>>>
>>> Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
>>>
>>> Half the people you know are below average.
>>>
>>> A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
>>>
>>> If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for
>you.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
30.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say
will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without
sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how
popular it remains?
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it
back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends?
the Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37
states.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some
people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane and going the wrong way.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.

31. For every action there is an equal and opposite

criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full
view.
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is
required on it.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the
softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the ability to reach it.
39.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal
from many is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise
above your principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have
to catch up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
47. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50.Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my
hand...
53.Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't
for you.