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Made For Fun

by
Twenty Tongue-Tying Tongue Twisters to Twist

Your Tongue a Ton
1.
2.
3.
4.
Green Greek grapes.

You like unique New York.
Knapsack strap snap.
If a noisy noise annoys an onion, an annoying noisy noise annoys an onion
more!
5. Please peel this peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
6. Surely Shirley shall sell Sheila's seashells by the seashore.
7. Which witch wishes to switch a witch wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch?
8. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?
9. The skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump
thunk the skunk stunk.
10. The butter Betty Botter bought could make her batter bitter, so she
thought she'd better buy some better butter!
11. Not many an anemone is enamored of an enemy anemone.
12. Five fine Florida florists fried fresh flat flounder fish fillet.
13. A three-toed tree toad loved a two-toed he-toad that lived in a too-tall
tree.
14. Red rubber baby buggy bumpers bounce.
15. The sick sixth Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
16. The instinct of an extinct insect stinks.
17. Growing gray goats graze great green grassy groves.
18. Imagine managing the manger at an imaginary menagerie.
19. Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
20. A cuckoo cookie cook called Cooper could cook cuckoo cookies
21. High Roller, Low Roller.
22. Bettie bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Bettie bought was
bitter, so Bettie bought a bit of better butter, but the bit of better butter
Bettie bought was also bitter, so Bettie bought a better butter making
factory, but it's only a rumour, so don't SPREAD it around.
23. Betty Botta bought a bit o' butter. "But," said Bette, "this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!" So Betty Botta
bought a bit o' better butter and put it in her bitter batter which made
Betty Botta's bitter batter a bit better.
24. Betty butler bought a bit o' butter but the bit o' butter was a bit bitter, so
Betty butler bought a better bit o' butter to make the bitter bit o' butter
better.
25. Betty bought some butter but the butter was bitter. Betty bought another
butter to make the bitter butter better, but the bitter butter made the
better butter bitter.
26. Betty Botter bought some butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I
put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter." So Betty Botter bought
some butter, better than her bitter butter and put it in her batter and it
made her bitter batter better.
27. Fancy People from France eat Fancy Ketchup.
28. The Big Black Bug bit the Big Black Bear and made the big black bear
bleed blood.
29. You know you need unique New York.
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30. You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New
York.
31. Red bulb blue bulb.
32. She sells sea shells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
33. She sells seashells on the seashore.
34. Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
35. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
36. Capitalist Crap, Capitalist Crap.
37. A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the
flea, "let us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in
the flue.
38. A fly and a flea got caught in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the
fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
wood?
40. A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck
wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood,
should a woodchuck chuck wood?
A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck
wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.
wood?
42. A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.
wood?
44. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a
woodchuck could chuck wood.
45. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not he's a fool shun
him!
46. He who knows not and knows that he knows not he's simple teach him!
47. He who knows and knows that he knows he's great Goad him!
48. Go goad a goat.
49. If two witches were watching two wristwatches, which witch would watch
which wristwatch?
50. Toy boat (repeated quickly)
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Brain Teasers
1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly.
What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is
it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom
rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High
tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are
under water?
4. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
5. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor.
There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. How did Sloppy
die?
6. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide, that has been dug
with a square edged shovel?
7. I am in Hawaii and drop a bowling ball into a bucket of water, which is 45
degrees F. At the same time, I drop another ball, of the same weight, mass and
size, into a bucket at 30 degrees F. Which ball would hit the bottom of the
bucket first? ... Same question, but the location is in Canada?
8. What is the significance of the following? The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes
past noon on May 6th.
9. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
10. A farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in another field. How many
haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
12. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
13. What has four legs, but only one foot?
14. Kindly old Grandfather Lunn
Is twice as old as his son
Twenty-five years ago
Their age ratio
Strange enough was three to one.
When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?
15. Said a certain young lady named Gwen
Of her tally of smitten young men
"One less and three more
Divided by four
Together give one more than ten."
How many boyfriends had she?
16. There was a young fellow named Clive
Whose bees number ten power five
The daughters to each son
Were as nineteen to one,
A truly remarkable hive.
How many sons (drones) were in the hive?
17. A team's opening batter named Nero
Squared his number of hits, the big hero!
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After subtracting his score

He took off ten and two more
And the final result was a "zero."
How many hits did Nero make?
18. Some freshman from Trinity Hall
Played hockey with a wonderful ball.
Two times its weight
Plus weight squared, minus eight,
Gave "nothing" in ounces at all.
What was the weight of the ball?
19. The Bar Z ranch was a dude ranch. One day a new "dude" asked one of the stable
hands how many men were tending the horses in the corral. Having a mischievous
sense of humor, he replied, "I saw eighty-two feet and twenty-six heads." He then
walked away, leaving the dude scratching his head trying to figure it out. How
many men were tending the horses?
20. One morning as Paul was getting his newspaper, he noticed something that
needed to be fixed, on his new house. At the hardware, he described his problem
to the manager. The manager said, "I know just what you need." He led Paul
down some aisles and stopped in front of some bins. Digging down into some of
the bins, he set something up on the shelf.
"I saw your house when it was built," the manager said. "Here's all that you'll
need and how much it'll cost ... five will be 15 cents, while fifty will be 30 cents.
250 will be 45 cents, while 2507 will only cost you 60 cents. One lady, about 20
blocks from your house, bought 30247 and only paid 75 cents! These are black,
but they also come in gold and silver."
What was the manager selling?
21. If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half hole?
22. What is the beginning of eternity? The end of time and space? The beginning of
every end? And the end of every place?
The Answers
There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly.
What is it?
Incorrectly
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45.
The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he
gave a quarter to two.
A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is
one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in
one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
None, the boat rises with the tide. Duh.
Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
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Three
Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of
operation, division is performed before addition. So ... half of two is one. Then add two,
and the answer is three.
There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There
is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. How did Sloppy die?
Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish bowl
off the table and it broke, killing him.
How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide, that has been dug with
a square edged shovel?
None
No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole -- the absence of dirt. (And those of you who
said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length
measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.)
I am in Hawaii and drop a bowling ball into a bucket of water, which is 45 degrees F.
At the same time, I drop another ball, of the same weight, mass and size, into a bucket at
30 degrees F. Which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the
location is in Canada?
Both questions, same answer. The ball in the bucket of 45 degree F. water hits the
bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F. bucket is
frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it.
Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down.
What is the significance of the following ... The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past
noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
A farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in another field. How many
haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
One
If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature
Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the system we use
to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they weren't counting
backwards back then).
What has four legs but only one foot?
A bed
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Kindly old Grandfather Lunn

Their age ratio
This year
He is 100 and his son is 50.
Said a certain young lady named Gwen
Divided by four
Gwen had 42 boyfriends.
42-1=41. 41+3=44. 44/4=11. 11-1=10.
There was a young fellow named Clive
5000
10 power 5=100,000. Divide that out (it was a 19:1 ratio) and you get a ratio of
95,000:5,000 (daughters:sons).
A team's opening batter named Nero
4
If you square it, you get 16. Subtract his number of hits and you get 12. Subtract 10 and
then 2 more and you get 0.
Some freshman from Trinity Hall
2 ounces (Beach ball or ping-pong ball?)
2x2=4. 4+2^2=8. 8-8=0.
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The Bar Z ranch was a dude ranch. One day a new "dude" asked one of the stable
hands how many men were tending the horses in the corral. Having a mischievous sense
of humor, he replied, "I saw eighty-two feet and twenty-six heads." He then walked away,
leaving the dude scratching his head trying to figure it out. How many men were tending
the horses?
11 men (and 15 horses)
11 (men) x 2 (feet per man)=22, 15 (horses) x 4 (feet per horse)=60, and 22 (men's feet) +
60 (horse's feet) = 82 feet. Also, 11 (men) + 15 (horses) = 26 (total heads).
One morning as Paul was getting his newspaper, he noticed something that needed to
be fixed, on his new house. At the hardware, he described his problem to the manager.
The manager said, "I know just what you need." He led Paul down some aisles and
stopped in front of some bins. Digging down into some of the bins, he set something up
on the shelf.
"I saw your house when it was built," the manager said. "Here's all that you'll need and
how much it'll cost ... five will be 15 cents, while fifty will be 30 cents. 250 will be 45
cents, while 2507 will only cost you 60 cents. One lady, about 20 blocks from your
house, bought 30247 and only paid 75 cents! These are black, but they also come in gold
and silver."
House numbers
Each digit costs 15 cents.
If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole?
It's impossible to dig a half of a hole. Either you have a hole, or you don't.
What is the beginning of eternity? The end of time and space? The beginning of every
end? And the end of every place?
The letter E
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Fun Test
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One.
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All 12 of them.
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the
beggar is not the woman's brother. Why?
The beggar is her sister.
5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
He can't be buried, if he isn't dead.
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
6
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, because he is dead.
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games.
There are no ties. Explain this.
They aren't playing each other.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
10. A man builds a house, rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A
big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
White. The house is at the North Pole, so the bear is a polar bear.
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
12. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel.)
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil
burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light
first?
The match.
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long
would the pills last?
One hour.
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
None. Noah took them on the ark.
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
19. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
20. What was the President's name in 1950?
Same as it is now.
Scoring:
20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot
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TRIVIA
TRIVIA
Here are some quiz questions of

general knowledge.
If you can answer half of them, thats
quite good, twenty of them is very
good, twenty five is excellent, thirty is
difficult to believe.
Here are some quiz questions of

general knowledge.
If you can answer half of them, thats
quite good, twenty of them is very
good, twenty five is excellent, thirty is
difficult to believe.
1. How many days in a leap year?

2. What nationality was Cleopatra?
3. What is the day after Christmas
called?
4. Who saw 40 thieves go into a cave ?
5. Who came from Krypton?
6. How many arms does an octopus
have?
7. Ian Flemming invented what famous
character?
8. What do you call a baby kangaroo ?
9. What is the capital of Norway?
10. Who painted Monalisa ?
11. What mountain was the home of the
Greek Gods?
12. How many legs does an ant have ?
13. Who wrote the music for Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star ?
14. In what city did the Beetles meet ?
15. Which is the smallest continent?
16. What is the capital of Australia ?
17. How many legs does a spider have ?
18. What letter is used the most in
England?
19. What is Persia called today?
20. Name the country that used to be
called Siam ?
21. What is Mesopotamia called today?
22. Give the modern name for
Constantinople?
23. In which country was Adolph Hitler
born ?
24. What are the East Indies called
today?
25. Which animals eyes can move
independently?
26. What is one hundred divided by two,
minus ten, divided by four and then
multiplied by ten?
27. Which countries name begins with
an A , but does not end with an A
?
28. Can you spell Jawa in English ?
29. Marco Polo came from which
country?
30. What country has the most islands ?
1. How many days in a leap year?

2. What nationality was Cleopatra?
3. What is the day after Christmas
called?
4. Who saw 40 thieves go into a cave ?
5. Who came from Krypton?
6. How many arms does an octopus
have?
7. Ian Flemming invented what famous
character?
8. What do you call a baby kangaroo ?
9. What is the capital of Norway?
10. Who painted Monalisa ?
11. What mountain was the home of the
Greek Gods?
12. How many legs does an ant have ?
13. Who wrote the music for Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star ?
14. In what city did the Beetles meet ?
15. Which is the smallest continent?
16. What is the capital of Australia ?
17. How many legs does a spider have ?
18. What letter is used the most in
England?
19. What is Persia called today?
20. Name the country that used to be
called Siam ?
21. What is Mesopotamia called today?
22. Give the modern name for
Constantinople?
23. In which country was Adolph Hitler
born ?
24. What are the East Indies called
today?
25. Which animals eyes can move
independently?
26. What is one hundred divided by two,
minus ten, divided by four and then
multiplied by ten?
27. Which countries name begins with
an A , but does not end with an A
?
28. Can you spell Jawa in English ?
29. Marco Polo came from which
country?
30. What country has the most islands ?
How Observant Are You?

More Silly Quizzes
1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some people don't know.)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
4. What 6 colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
5. What 2 letters don't appear on the telephone dial? (No cheating!)
6. What 2 numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
7. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
8. How many matches are in a standard pack?
9. On our flag, is the top stripe red or white?
10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter-clockwise or clockwise?
12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
13. How many channels are on a VHF TV dial?
14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on?
15. On a New York license plate, is "New York" on the top or bottom?
16. Which way do fans rotate?
17. Whose face is on a dime?
18. How many sides does a stop sign have?
19. Do books have even number pages on the right or left side?
20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
24. On which card is the cardmaker's trademark?
25. On which side of a venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between
the slats?
26. On the back of a one dollar bill, what is in the center?
27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
28. How many curves are in a standard paper clip?
29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter-clockwise or clockwise?
Scoring:
29-28
Mensa is calling, genius.
25-27
Not too shabby.
20-24
You could do better.
16-19
McDonald's is calling (would you like fries with that?)
15 or below
Damn! Being blind wouldn't affect you one bit!

Bottom
31. How many states are there?
50
Right
Blue, red, white, yellow, black, and gold
34. What 2 letters don't appear on the telephone dial?
Q and Z
1 and 0
Left
20
Red
88
Counter-clockwise (unless you happen to be south of the equator)
Towards bottom right
12 (no number 1)
Right
Top
Clockwise, as you look at it
Roosevelt
8
Left
5
6

Bashful
6
Ace of spades
the slats?
Left
ONE
* and #
3
Counter-clockwise
Scoring
29-28
Mensa is calling, genius.
25-27
Not too shabby.
20-24
You could do better.
16-19
McDonald's is calling (would you like fries with that?)
15 or below
Damn! Being blind wouldn't affect you one bit!
Tongue Twisters it is a phrase or sentence which is hard to speak fast,

usually because of alliteration or a sequence of nearly similar sounds. It
helps develop speech skills & helps in speech therapy. To get the full
effect of a tongue twister you should try to repeat it several times, as
quickly as possible, without stumbling or mispronouncing.
Here are some cool English Tongue Twisters, have fun !
few times !
Repeat them a
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies
I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
Black bug bit a big black bear.
But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down
the slide
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter,
so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see.
And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller.
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
watch?
SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow,
"If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Paresh Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune
An Ape hates grape cakes.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
And on a slitted sheet I sit.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk.
the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his
inside inn.
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor
doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor
doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout
Thursday.
Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
by
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy... was he???
How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.
How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank,
how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
Penny's pretty pink piggy bank
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Black bug's blood.
Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
Freshly-fried fat flying fish
Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
She saw a fish on the seashore and I'm sure The fish she saw on the seashore
was a saw-fish.
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!
A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists
tongues.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Here's the answer:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the
doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.
Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!
Pooped purple pelicans.
Betty block brought some bric a brac.
Cuthbert's cuff links
Tongue Twister Games

In this tongue twister game, each guest is given the same copy of tangled
sentences and asked to read it off without stumbling .
Remember, you are supposed to say them fast !
Every hesitation or mistake is chalked up against the guest and the guest
looses points. One who makes the least errors wins.
Choose some long tongue twisters for this game.
Examples:
A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,

That lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.
Tricky Quiz
1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is
it?
2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston,
Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg
offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division
during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured
valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the
inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War One.
From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't
expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is
between heaven and earth?
7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not
break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this
possible?
9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The station
is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a
half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes.
Why?
12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word?
Note: There is only one correct answer.
13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.
Why not?
14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is
white"?
15. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the
"International Home Show." One of them was the father of the other's son. How could
this be possible?
17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman
Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
18. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
19. What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to
use it?
20. What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
21. What can you catch but not throw?
22. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Answers to Tricky Quiz

1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
What is it?
A coffin.
2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in
Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this
possible?
The child was born before 1776.
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on
Earth?
Mount Everest. It just hadn't been discovered!
4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.
5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art
Bragg offered one, about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German
division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them
and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword
bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership.
World War One. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art
and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's
wrong with the story?
World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics,
agree is between heaven and earth?
The word "and."
They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very
early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did
not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was
this possible?
The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar
bills?
One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar
more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The
station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a
full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it
took only 90 minutes. Why?
One hour and a half is 90 minutes.
12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one
word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
"One word."
13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's
egg. Why not?
Penguins live in the Antartic.
14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the
egg is white"?
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
15. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
leg. Why not?
You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
"International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other's son.
How could this be possible?
They were husband and wife.
17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a
Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
He can't because he's dead.
18. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
The letter M.
19. What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't
want to use it?
An anchor.
The wind.
A cold.
22. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would
hatch?
None! Roosters don't lay eggs.
High Roller, Low Roller.
Bettie bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Bettie bought was bitter, so
Bettie bought a bit of better butter, but the bit of better butter Bettie bought
was also bitter, so Bettie bought a better butter making factory, but it's only a
rumour, so don't SPREAD it around.
Betty Botta bought a bit o' butter. "But," said Bette, "this butter's bitter! If I put
it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!" So Betty Botta bought a bit o'
better butter and put it in her bitter batter which made Betty Botta's bitter
batter a bit better.
Betty butler bought a bit o' butter but the bit o' butter was a bit bitter, so Betty
butler bought a better bit o' butter to make the bitter bit o' butter better.
Betty bought some butter but the butter was bitter. Betty bought another butter
to make the bitter butter better, but the bitter butter made the better butter
bitter.
Betty Botter bought some butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I put it
in my batter, it will make my batter bitter." So Betty Botter bought some
butter, better than her bitter butter and put it in her batter and it made her bitter
batter better.
Fancy People from France eat Fancy Ketchup.
The Big Black Bug bit the Big Black Bear and made the big black bear bleed
blood.
You know you need unique New York.
You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New
York.
Red bulb blue bulb.
She sells sea shells by the seashore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Capitalist Crap, Capitalist Crap.
A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the flea, "let
us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A fly and a flea got caught in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly,
"Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck

wood?
A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck
wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood,
should a woodchuck chuck wood?
A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood
and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.
wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a

woodchuck could chuck wood.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not he's a fool shun him!
He who knows not and knows that he knows not he's simple teach him!
He who knows and knows that he knows he's great Goad him!
Go goad a goat.
If two witches were watching two wristwatches, which witch would watch
which wristwatch?
Toy boat (repeated quickly)
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How much blood could a blue bird bleed if a blue bird bled blue blood?
Author: Sean Symons
How much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil?
How many cookies could a good cook cook, if a good cook could cook
cookies?
How much dope did the dope dealer deal if the dope dealer did deal dope?
How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can
that many cans as a canner can can cans.
How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Tom where James had had had had had had had had had had had the better of
the examiner (Tom, where James had had "had", had had "had had". "had had"
had had the better of the examiner).
Red bulb , Blue bulb.
I stood on the balcony, inimically mimicking him hiccuping and amicably

welcoming him in; I stood on the steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop,
mimicking him hiccuping and welcoming him in.
Simple Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed.
We wish white-washed walls.
What do you want? Fresh fried fish? Fish fried fresh? Fried fresh fish? Fresh
fish fried?
Chester Cheetah chewed a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese.
Betty bought some butter but the butter was bitter Betty bought some better
some better butter to make the bitter butter better butter.
Red Lolly, Yellow Lorry (repeated several times).
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Red Leather Yellow Leather Good Blood Bad Blood
Peaches Pears Plums and Pomegranites.
A sloven in a shawl shovelled soft snow slowly.
Cycle Rally - Lorry Rally
[edit] Poetical Tongue-twisters
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts

With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
(The "S-T-S" consonant combination is very difficult for speakers of many

other languages.)
A skunk sat on a stump,

And thunk the stump stunk.
But the stump thunk, the skunk stunk.
Three grey geese on a green field grazing, Grey were the geese and green was
the grazing.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
I saw Esau sitting on a seasaw, but Esau didn't see me.
The critic's a stickler for specific statistics

Regarding the cinnamon sea anemone
Whose tentacles twisted, constricting the pickles
Whose pimples did tickle
When suspended from sickles under the sea.
To sit in solemn silence

In a dim dark dock
Awaiting the sensation
Of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper
On a big black block.
If a dog chooses to chew a shoe, which shoe will a dog choose to chew?
Sol sip soup from a small saucer from a small saucer sol sip soup sol sip soup
from a small saucer? yes from small saucer sol sip soup! Repeat 1x do not
messing.
Sol sip soup from a small saucer. From a small saucer sol sip soup. Sol sip
soup from a small saucer? Yes from a small saucer sol sip soup! Read it fast!
Thanks!
[edit] Narrative Tongue-twisters
Theodolphius Thistle, while sifting a sieve full of thistles, stuck ten thousand
thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter,

Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
If Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter sifted a sieve of unsifted
thistles,
Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles

Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter sifted?
Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, in sifting a sieve full of

unsifted thistles, thrust thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of his
thumb. If Theophilus thistle, the successful thistle sifter, in sifting a sieve full
of unsifted thistles thrust thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of his
thumb, how many thistles wouldst thou sift through the thick of THY thumb?
Success to the successful thistle sifter!
Theophilus Thistle, the thrifty thistle sifter, while sifing a sieve of unsifted
thistles, thrust thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
See that thou, thistle sifter, while sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles, thrust not
thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb. Success to the
thrifty thistle sifter!
Mr. Shott and Mr. Nott agreed to fight a duel. Nott was shot and Shott was not,
so it is better to be Shott than Nott. Shott shot the shot that shot Nott. If the
shot that Shott shot which shot Nott had shot Shott and not Nott, Shott instead
of Nott would have been shot and Nott would not.
Esau Wood saws wood.

Esau Wood saw wood.
Esau had no saw so Esau Wood could not saw wood
Esau wood has found a saw, so Esau wood saws the wood that he saw
Of all the wood that Esau saw, Esau Wood sawed some wood that he saw.
She stood upon the balcony inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing while
amicably welcoming him in.
Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran
He had "had". Had he had "had had", he'd have passed the examination.
He had "had". Had he had "had had", he'd have had it right.
James, where John had had "had", had had "had had", "had had" had had the
master's approval.
If you don't understand, tell me that you don't understand. If you don't tell me
that you don't understand, how can I understand that you don't understand?
One One was a race horse, One Two was one too; One One won one race, One
Two won one too!
Neddy Noodle nipped his neighbour's nutmegs. Did Neddy Noodle nip his
neighbour's nutmegs? If Neddy Noodle nipped his neighbour's nutmegs, where
are the nutmegs Neddy Noodle nipped?
The bottle of perfume that Willie sent was highly displeasing to Millicent. Her
thanks were so cold, they quarrelled, I'm told, through that silly scent Willie
sent Millicent.
I saw a saw down in Arkansas that could saw more than any saw I ever saw. If
you see a saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas, show
me the saw that you saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in
Arkansas.
I have a can opener that can open any can that a can opener can open, if this
can opener cannot open a can that a can opener can open, I will give you a can
opener free!
I guarantee this can opener can open any can that can be opened by a can
opener. If this can opener cannot open any can that can be opened by a can
opener I guarantee this can opener free!
Swim Sam, swim Sam, swim Sam. Show them youre some swimmer. Swim
like Snow Whites swan swam, you know how a snow white swan swam Sam.
Six sharp shivering sharks are out to snap your limbs. So a swim well swum is
a well swum swim so swim Sam swim Sam swim.
Swim, Sam, swim, show them you're a swimmer! Six sharp sharks are out to
take your liver, so swim, Sam, swim!
Mr. Inside saw Mr. Outside outside,

and Mr. Outside saw Mr. Inside inside
Mr. Inside invited Mr. Outside inside
and Mr. Outside invited Mr. Inside outside
Mr. Inside went outside,
and Mr. Outside went inside.
Who's inside and who's outside?
When a Doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring
want to doctor the other doctor, or does the doctor doing the doctoring,
because the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor
being doctored want to doctor him?
Perfect planning prevents pathetic performance, but perfect paranoia produces

planned pastiche.
Buxom Belinda's bright bouncy baubles make me bubble over with boyish
boisterousness!
Three blue beads in a blue bladder; rattle blue beads, rattle blue bladder.
Any noise annoys an Oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an Oyster most.
Mamma Made Me Mash My M&Ms.
Josephine joyously joined Jaunty Johnson in January's jolly jingling jigs.
How many sheep can a sheep shearer shear, if a sheep shearer shears sheep
slowly.
Say, did you say or did you not say what I said you said? For it is said that you
did not say what I said you said. So what do you say you did say instead of
what I said you said.
Red leather, Yellow leather. (repeat)
[edit] Expletive Tongue-twisters

These tongue-twisters are made so that the person who errs says an unpleasant word
or expletive.
I'm a smart . I'm a feller smart.
One smart fellow, he felt smart; two smart fellows, they felt smart; three smart
fellows, they all felt smart!
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three
smart fellows...
I'm a sheet-slitter
I slit sheets
I'm the slickest little sheet-slitter
That ever slit sheets.
How many sheets could a sheet-slitter slit, if a sheet-slitter could slit sheets?
He'd slit as many sheets as a sheet-slitter could slit, if a sheet-slitter could slit
sheets."
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit,

Upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Whoever slit this sheet was a good sheet slitter. (works best if you put your
index fingers in your mouth and pull to the sides)
I slit the sheet and the sheet slit me. The slit in the sheet was slit by me.
I slit the sheet, the sheet slit me, slitten was the sheet that was slit by me.
I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit,
a much be-slitten
sheet was it.
How many sheep can a sheep slitter slit if a sheep slitter slits sheep slowly
I am a mother pheasant plucker.

I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
I'm a fig plucker, and a fig plucker's son, and I'l pluck figs 'till the figplucking's done.
Shut the shutters and sit in the shop. (repeat until expletion ... chortle, chortle).
A big red hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bear, four running hare, five fat
females fixing for a fight, six sicilian sailors sailing the seven seas, seven
simple simons sitting on a stump, eight egotistical egotists egotistically
echoing egotistical ecstasies, nine nude nymphs nipping and napping at Nad's
knuckles and nicotine, ten fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker, I'm
a fig plucker's son, and I'll pluck those figs 'till the fig pluckins' done.
Suzy sells seashells by the seashore. And, as she sits, she shines. And, as she
shines, she sits.
When model makes a model that models a model, what model models the
model that modeled the model's model?
As thick is as thick does, if I am thick, then thick I am; and so, I am a thick
man!
I rattled my bottles in Hollick's yard.
1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know
the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
Boxing
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year
because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are
the only two perennial vegetables?
Asparagus and rhubarb
4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on
defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball
5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Strawberry
6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the
bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut
in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when
they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for
the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the
stems.
7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all
common. Name two of them.
Dwarf, dwell and dwindle
8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at
least half of them?
Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question
mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces
and ellipses
9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
In Minnesota The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and
kept the name when they moved west.
10. There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without
getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way. Name the other six.
Batter hit by a pitch
Passed ball
Catcher interference
Catcher drops third strike
Fielder's choice
Being designated as a pinch runner.
11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed,
cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
Lettuce
12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the
letter "S."
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings
13. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes.
14. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One.
15. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All 12 of them.
16. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the
beggar is not the woman's brother. Why?

The beggar is her sister.
17. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
He can't be buried, if he isn't dead.
18. How many outs are there in an inning?
6
19. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, because he is dead.
20. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They aren't playing each other.
21. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
22. A man builds a house, rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
White. The house is at the North Pole, so the bear is a polar bear.
23. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
24. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the
coins?
50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel.)
25. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an
oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you
light first?
The match.
26. How far can a dog run into the woods?
Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
27. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How
long would the pills last?
One hour.
28. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
29. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
None. Noah took them on the ark.
30. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
31. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
32. What was the President's name in 1950?
Same as it is now.
33. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
What is it?
A coffin.
34. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in
Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this
possible?
The child was born before 1776.
35. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on
Earth?
Mount Everest. It just hadn't been discovered!
36. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.
37. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art
Bragg offered one, about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German
division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them
and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword
bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership.
World War One. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art
and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's
wrong with the story?
World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
38. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics,
agree is between heaven and earth?
The word "and."
They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very
early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
40. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did
not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was
this possible?
The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
41. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar
bills?
One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar
more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
43. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The
station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a
full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it
took only 90 minutes. Why?
One hour and a half is 90 minutes.
44. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one
word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
"One word."
45. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's
egg. Why not?
Penguins live in the Antartic.
46. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the
egg is white"?
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
47. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
leg. Why not?
You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
"International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other's son.
How could this be possible?

They were husband and wife.
49. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a
Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
He can't because he's dead.
50. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
The letter M.
51. What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't
want to use it?
An anchor.
The wind.
A cold.
1. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would
hatch?
None! Roosters don't lay eggs.
Bottom
3. How many states are there?
50
Right
Blue, red, white, yellow, black, and gold
6. What 2 letters don't appear on the telephone dial?
Q and Z
1 and 0
Left
20
Red
88
Counter-clockwise (unless you happen to be south of the equator)
Towards bottom right
12 (no number 1)
Right
Top
Clockwise, as you look at it
Roosevelt
8
Left
5
6
Bashful
6
Ace of spades
the slats?
Left
ONE
* and #
3
Counter-clockwise
31. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?
Incorrectly
32. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time
is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two
people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
33. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom
rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes.
High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs
are under water?
None, the boat rises with the tide. Duh.
34. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
Three . Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the
mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So ...
half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
35. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the
floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. How did
Sloppy die?
Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his
goldfish bowl off the table and it broke, killing him.
36. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide, that has been
dug with a square edged shovel?
None . No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole -- the absence of dirt. (And
those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You
would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how
much air is in the hole.)
37. I am in Hawaii and drop a bowling ball into a bucket of water, which is 45
degrees F. At the same time, I drop another ball, of the same weight, mass and
size, into a bucket at 30 degrees F. Which ball would hit the bottom of the
bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
Both questions, same answer. The ball in the bucket of 45 degree F. water
hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30
degree F. bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that
bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the
ball down.
38. What is the significance of the following ... The year is 1978, thirty-four
minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
39. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
40. A farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in another field. How
many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
One . If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
41. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature
42. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this
possible?
The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the
system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they
weren't counting backwards back then).
43. What has four legs but only one foot?
A bed
44. Kindly old Grandfather Lunn
Their age ratio
This year. He is 100 and his son is 50.
45. Said a certain young lady named Gwen
Divided by four
Gwen had 42 boyfriends. 42-1=41. 41+3=44. 44/4=11. 11-1=10.
46. There was a young fellow named Clive
5000. 10 power 5=100,000. Divide that out (it was a 19:1 ratio) and you get a
ratio of 95,000:5,000 (daughters:sons).
47. A team's opening batter named Nero
4. If you square it, you get 16. Subtract his number of hits and you get 12.
Subtract 10 and then 2 more and you get 0.
48. Some freshman from Trinity Hall
2 ounces (Beach ball or ping-pong ball?) . 2x2=4. 4+2^2=8. 8-8=0.
49. The Bar Z ranch was a dude ranch. One day a new "dude" asked one of the
stable hands how many men were tending the horses in the corral. Having a
mischievous sense of humor, he replied, "I saw eighty-two feet and twenty-six
heads." He then walked away, leaving the dude scratching his head trying to
figure it out. How many men were tending the horses?
11 men (and 15 horses)
11 (men) x 2 (feet per man)=22, 15 (horses) x 4 (feet per horse)=60, and 22
(men's feet) + 60 (horse's feet) = 82 feet. Also, 11 (men) + 15 (horses) = 26
(total heads).
50. One morning as Paul was getting his newspaper, he noticed something that
needed to be fixed, on his new house. At the hardware, he described his
problem to the manager. The manager said, "I know just what you need." He
led Paul down some aisles and stopped in front of some bins. Digging down
into some of the bins, he set something up on the shelf.
"I saw your house when it was built," the manager said. "Here's all that you'll
need and how much it'll cost ... five will be 15 cents, while fifty will be 30
cents. 250 will be 45 cents, while 2507 will only cost you 60 cents. One lady,
about 20 blocks from your house, bought 30247 and only paid 75 cents! These
are black, but they also come in gold and silver."
House numbers. Each digit costs 15 cents.
51. If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole?
It's impossible to dig a half of a hole. Either you have a hole, or you don't.
52. What is the beginning of eternity? The end of time and space? The beginning
of every end? And the end of every place?
The letter E
PRONUNCIATION QUIZ
In common conversation, we all tend to run words together; this is true in
English as well. Try to pronounce the following with Indonesian sounds and
then guess what the English sentence is. The first one has been done for you
1. huisin ? amin
2. aiwanalatamani
3. hizganataktuim
4. aiyalkalerap
5. wereryagoin?
6. himeavbintulet
7. hientkaminsun
8. danuzpeperzlet
9. maibebizverihansam
10. dewarntapibautit
11. maiticurzgret
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PRONUNCIATION QUIZ
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Twenty Tongue-Tying Tongue Twisters to Twist

Green Greek grapes.

After subtracting his score

Kindly old Grandfather Lunn

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Here are some quiz questions of

1. How many days in a leap year?

1. How many days in a leap year?

How Observant Are You?

Mensa is calling, genius.

Not too shabby.

You could do better.

McDonald's is calling (would you like fries with that?)

Damn! Being blind wouldn't affect you one bit!

30. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

51. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

Mensa is calling, genius.

Not too shabby.

You could do better.

McDonald's is calling (would you like fries with that?)

Damn! Being blind wouldn't affect you one bit!

Tongue Twisters it is a phrase or sentence which is hard to speak fast,

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Tongue Twister Games

A tree toad loved a she-toad,

Answers to Tricky Quiz

High Roller, Low Roller.

Fancy People from France eat Fancy Ketchup.

You know you need unique New York.

Red bulb blue bulb.

She sells sea shells by the seashore.

She sells seashells on the seashore.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Capitalist Crap, Capitalist Crap.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck

A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a

Toy boat (repeated quickly)

Red bulb , Blue bulb.

I stood on the balcony, inimically mimicking him hiccuping and amicably

We wish white-washed walls.

Chester Cheetah chewed a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese.

Red Lolly, Yellow Lorry (repeated several times).

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Red Leather Yellow Leather Good Blood Bad Blood

Peaches Pears Plums and Pomegranites.

A sloven in a shawl shovelled soft snow slowly.

Cycle Rally - Lorry Rally

[edit] Poetical Tongue-twisters

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts

(The "S-T-S" consonant combination is very difficult for speakers of many

A skunk sat on a stump,

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

I saw Esau sitting on a seasaw, but Esau didn't see me.

The critic's a stickler for specific statistics

To sit in solemn silence