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Judge: They of course pled guilty, all of them. (Bailiff, who does not
like the judge, rolls his eyes and sighs audibly).
Bailiff: No ma'am, I was just sighing, I'm tired and my feet are
bothering me some. (It was almost 5, and we had all been there since
one, except the judge, who didn't bother to show until 2:30).
Judge: Mr. Ochoa, they all pled guilty
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Me: As your honor wishes. May we proceed?
not at all sure about at least three of these five entries. These involve entries
for absences from track, and the track coach has caused us some
difficulties with his records, so I really cannot vouch for at least three of the
absences.
Me: If your honor please, in the present posture of the case, there is no way
the state can proceed to prove the existence of the alleged offenses beyond
a reasonable doubt. The attendance records cannot be entered into
evidence, there is no out of court affidavit or in court proof that they are
business records properly kept in the course of said business, nor is there
proof that the offenses actually occurred.
In fact, the proof by Mr. X., a good man and true to his oath, casts substantial
doubt on at least three of said offenses and they are clearly fatally flawed.
Given that all five are essential to conviction, and that the State cannot meet
her burden beyond all reasonable doubt,
I move that all charges against my daughter and myself be immediately
dismissed, and as jeopardy has attached, that such dismissal be with
prejudice to any attempt at refiling the same.
(Long silence)
And I further move that the State join me in my motion in the interests
of justice.
Prosecutor: Judge, I see no alternative, and I unfortunately am
compelled to join in Mr. Ochoa's motion.
Judge: This case is dismissed.
Me: Thank you, your honor, thank you, counsel. Vamonos, nia.
Judge: M'hijita, why did you play hooky from so many classes?
Bobota, no longer Bobita, (Big Dummy) in a valiant attempt to snatch defeat
from the jaws of victory: "Judge, I won't lie to you" Me: Excuse me, daughter, excuse me, your honor, the law describes my
standing in these proceedings, as regards my daughter, a minor, as her
father and next friend. In that capacity, and in open court, I order
her in the strongest possible terms not to answer any of your questions.
This case has been dismissed, and we need to go catch a bus in this
ungodly weather. May we be excused? (Loud titterings from the audience).
Judge: Silence! Order! Call the next case.
It was almost like old times, almost, but not quite. Mostly a pain in
the butt watching people be convicted and fined in assembly line
fashion. I am strongly considering filing a complaint with the judicial
commission.