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Right I actually promised my friends that Id make this video quite a while
ago but Ive not got (a)round to it. But now I finally got round to it, so here
it is. Uh, in this video Im just gonna be attempting to do a variety of
accents from around the world. Ill start off with accents from my own
country which has lots of different accents (uh, um) Im from Britain in
case you didnt notice...Im from the U.K....And yeah, theres lots of
different British accents I can do. And then Ill move on to accents from
other countries and that. Um, the way Im gonna do structure this video is
for each accent Im gonna pretend Im on the phone and Im gonna chat
at (about) random stuff. And when I say random I mean 100% random. It
is complete and utter rubbish. Dont pay attention to what I say; dont
take it seriously. Its just random chatter in the accent. Uh, I may have
made a few references here and there to the individual accent but its
mostly random. Oh yeah, thats how Im gonna structure it, so um, lets
begin.
Accents (0:59-7:08):
1. British Southern English East London Cockney: You alright, is
Dave there? You alright mate hows it going son? Yeah I'm fine mate, just
doing a bit of DIY. This place is a fuckin shithole. But Ill have it sorted in
no time.
2. British (Jamaican influenced) - Southern English London street/
slang/ chav/ thug: Wagwan blud wot u sayin, nah its cool fam. What?
Wot blud u talking about? 'Ey blud now don't fucking hang up on me
yeah. What the fuck! Pussyhole! What the fuck u lookin at?
3. British Southern English Formal RP (Received Pronunciation):
Great, great, fantastic. Thanks a lot. Oh and dont forget to bring me
briefing documents and insurance papers. Yes. Great, thank you.
4. British Southern English Posh upper class accent (annoying British
stereotype): I mean if you ask me there are a great number of individuals
on that list who I most deeply despise. One of them has been my familys
archrival since the mid 18th century. Yes.
5. British English - West Country (stereotypical farmer accent): "I woke
up this morning to see some bastard has stolen my tractor. Anyway, are
you coming with me later to see (uh) Plymouth (VS) Argyle? Nice! Green
army!"
23. South African: Yeah, right. The dopey little shit couldnt even do a
desk job without getting a paper cut... Im serious man. I practically
looked everywhere and the only place I could find was this fucking dump
here. I know man, it takes the fucking piss but what can you do, uh?
24. Nigerian: Hey, dont worry, dont worry I can change the details. That
is not a problem. But this other guy hes becoming a pest. I mean this
guy man who does he think he is? This is (a) fuckin irritating. We dont
want it.
Closing Remarks [His own accent British Southern English London
Hybrid (7:09-8:14):
Right thats all I can do for now. Um, obviously some were a little bit off...I
did make some mistakes here and there. You know, Im only human, no
ones perfect but I did my best and um...(ah) in no way meant to offend
anyone or insult anyones accent or culture or whatever. Even if I did chat
random, stupid stuff on the phone its just...just (uh) because I couldn't
think of anything to say really. But it is...dont...nothing is personal or
nothing like that. You know, um..um I made this mainly for my friends
because they seem to be entertained when I impersonate different
accents and so I thought Id make the video. And (uh) you know if youre
watching..um and you like it then feel free to comment, like, subscribe,
whatever. I dont usually make videos like this by the way. I usually make
videos about games and (uh) {Microsoft sound text to speech voices???}
and stuff like that. But just subscribe anyways you never know...I might
make.... I might remake this (a) better version or something similar to this
but...uh..thanks for watching...um yeah, bye.