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Rachel Lamd LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
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Anisha Sekar
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Katerina Dalavurak am forever indebted to you.
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upfront
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 2010 3
TOP TEN
1 WRITING IS LIVE
Brown/Trinity MFA Thesis
2 SUPERBOWL XLIV
CBS l
Productions l Feb. 5-7 &
11-14
P.I.L.F.s
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Sun. 6:25 pm
AN EVENING WITH (in no particular order)
five
STEPHEN SONDHEIM
1
AND FRANK RICH
Derek Stein, PHYSICS
4
Salomon 101 (De Ciccio)
BROWN A CAPELLA l Sat. 8 pm
weekend
2
STANDS FOR HAITI
Salomon 101 (De Ciccio)
l Fri. 8 pm
Timothy Bewes, ENGLISH
5 3
POST-
GLOW
Delta Tao l Sat. 10 pm Konstantinos Kornetis, HISTORY
Silent Hill
Katherine White, SOCIOLOGY
4
alex KEEGAN
out and about when school is out
5 Michelle Berenfeld, ARCHAELOGY
6
contributing writer
Student-free, calm, but home nevertheless – on even while this campus is at rest. Yet it’s still Vanessa Ryan, ENGLISH
these are just some of the words that come to very much Brown. Those of us working on the
mind when describing the unpopulated Brown production spend most of the day in the theatre
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campus. Returning early from break is relaxing, and most nights together as a cast and crew.
distressing, and – if you are an on-meal plan, Theatre-wise it’s more of a professional atmo- Tricia Rose, AFRICAN-AMERICAN
on-campus student – makes you appreciate the sphere – avoiding our normal stress of classes
convenience of the Ratty more than you ever atop rehearsal. In this dead of winter, it feels like STUDIES
thought possible. For various reasons, in my we’re the only people here -- even though there
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time at Brown I’ve arrived early or stayed rela- are lights in the windows of several dorms, the
tively late before and after each extended break. Blue Room is surprisingly open, and there are Shiva Balaghi, HISTORY
In the beginning, I was here for pre-Orientation. actually students in the textbook section of the
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All subsequent times I’ve been working on some bookstore. Brown seems to be waiting for the
theatre production or another.
The empty Brown campus has a specific
arrival, for the re-population, for College Hill to
be taken over once again with the noise, the en-
Herve Vanel, ART HISTORY
quality. It is almost easy to forget that I’m living ergy and the life that defines Brown.
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at a college; instead it seems more like I’m just For this surreal week, the campus is so calm,
another resident of Providence. This feeling can so peaceful. It’s a different kind of home than And of course, as always,
probably be largely attributed to spending the I’d think it during the school year. But it’s home
week as the sole occupant of my usually lively nonetheless – just one in which there is no easy the Babe Ruth
Grad Center suite. While having free reign in way to find a meal after dark!
the laundry room and kitchen is certainly joy-
ous, I much prefer the building at its busiest.
This feeling of Providence-residency can also
be attributed to the fact that the campus isn’t
actually completely empty. Providence resi-
dents, who usually blend in with the stream of
students making their way up and down Thay-
er, are still filling the streets.
My usual walk begins at the Grad Center
spiral staircase, proceeds down Charlesfield,
and ends at Production Workshop. Heading
to rehearsal each day, I can’t help but notice
the activity at the Brown/Fox Point Educa-
tional Complex. Nursery schoolers are run-
ning around in the playground, parents with
strollers pick up their toddlers by afternoon.
It is hard to imagine the Brown campus with-
out classes in session, because what is a school
without students? Yet the neighborhood we
are a part of is still full of energy. College Hill
lives on in the dead of winter, just around that
time when break gets boring and you only wish
you were back at Brown.
One of the students working with me on
Wait Until Dark (By Fredrick Knott, Dir. by
Lee Taglin ’10 - at PW February 12 -15), the
production I’m back on campus to stage man-
age, terms it correctly: He calls it surreal, some
other Brown. It is surreal being able to walk Katerina Dalavurak
down the street and not pass a familiar face
as neighborhoods and families and schools go
4 feature
POST-
spoonful of sugar:
a simpler approach makes transference go down smooth
If asked to define myself in ca- our first rehearsal consisted of crawl- Even by Day of Scenes, TSDA-0230’s mail labeled “Acting Talent: Please
sual conversation, the label “actress” ing around the studio on our hands final six-hour extravaganza of acting, Handle with Care.” Rather, they are
would be about as likely to come up as and knees in absolute darkness, pre- feasting, and Professor Lowry Mar- human beings who have put a great
“investment banker” or “exotic danc- tending to be wolves for an hour. shall’s infamous mulled apple cider, I deal of time and effort into working
er.” The pinnacle of my theater career Highlights of the experience: ripping still found myself struggling with my on their craft. And even if the closest
was playing the part of Princess Win- a paper to shreds that later turned out character despite weeks of rehearsal. you’ll ever get to Broadway is sing-
nifred in my elementary school’s pro- to be our rehearsal schedule (oops), The final consensus? I would rec- ing along to the Wicked soundtrack,
duction of Once upon a Mattress, and figuring out how to do a non-consti- ommend TSDA-0230 to actors and I’ve come to appreciate that acting
I think that even Prince Dauntless pated, non-leprechaunish wolf growl, non-actors alike – although I would isn’t just about “acting”— it’s about
would have called my performance and, of course, realizing the pleasure argue that there isn’t a real line be- openness, human interaction, and
sub-par at best. But then in college, of the “wolf nap.” Negatives: trying to tween the two. The people cast in exploration, equally applicable to the
after discovering the wonder of play- remember how to converse in English shows at Brown are not demigods writer, the investment banker, and
writing but realizing that I knew next again rather than wolf grunts. who one day received a package in the the exotic dancer.
to nothing about acting or directing, Next came scene
I decided it was time to return to the work, during which I
stage. Thus, on a muggy day in early made two important
September, I found myself at Stras- discoveries. First, I am
berg Studio as a member of the in- apparently typecast as
troductory acting class TSDA-0230. insecure, neurotic, and
I was excited by the plethora of at- sexually questioning.
tractive guys (gay or straight? Hard Who knew? Second,
to tell) and the brevity of the reading the challenges of acting
list, yet as I sat next to several “theater can be more formida-
people” discussing audition informa- ble than any midterm.
tion and performance credentials, I How do you translate
couldn’t help but feel out of place. your understanding of
After several weeks of improvi- a character into action?
sation (note: apparently it is frowned How do you play the
upon to laugh uncontrollably at your mentally challenged,
own jokes), we began work on the Art the culturally differ-
Exercise, in which groups of four or ent, or the religiously
five people each were asked to create diverse without falling
a scene influenced by a piece of art- into tropes and clichés?
work. I was ready to memorize lines How do you show “what
and learn some blocking, but instead you’re fighting for”?
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Shakesbeer in the Park- actually flung the child into the Fran-
Supplies: Red Sox tickets; Sam Ad- Faulk’d Up Things Fall Apart zia 6. You call out to the other players
ams summer ale; giant foam codpiece Supplies: 1 complete set of the works Supplies: Yams, palm wine for help only to discover that what you
How to play: 1. Attend baseball of William Faulkner per player; 1 still of How to play: 1. Gorge self on yams, had thought were other players had
game at Fenway Park 2. Take up posi- Mississippi moonshine; total disregard palm wine 2. Stagger to Africana Stud- been empty boxes of Franzia all along
tion in the center field bleachers 3. Im- for the conventions of chronology, co- ies Department 3. Confront Chinua 7. Realizing this, you fling yourself into
bibe Sam Adams liberally 4. When op- herence and discernible plot structure Achebe 4. You win: Through your live- the wine 8. You were right the first
posing manager gets up to argue with How to play: Weeknight version- 1. ly and reasoned intellectual assault, time. It was the sea.*
umpires, heckle with “The lady doth Starting with Soldiers’ Pay (1926), read Achebe’s post-structuralist theories of *Note: Great for dinner parties!
protest too much, methinks.” through Faulkner’s writings 2. Take a pre-colonial Igboland fall apart. Achebe
Bonus: Though loud, repeated shot every time something makes sense wins: You pass out on his desk in a pool
chanting could help “The Bard” catch Weekend version- 1. Starting with of your own vomit.
on as the nickname for Red Sox right- Soldiers’ Pay (1926), read through
handed relief pitcher Daniel Bard (2-2, Faulkner’s writings 2. Sip every time Heming’s Way
3.65 ERA in 2009). you are grateful you do not live in Mis- Supplies: Whiskey
sissippi 3. Take a shot every time you How to play: 1. Drink whiskey
suspect nobody proofread.
Russian Roulette- Fun with Franz(ia)
Supplies: 4 barrels Karkov vodka; Cummings and Goings Supplies: 5 liters Franzia boxed wine
ink; paper; futility; despair Supplies: 1 case Charles River Por- per player; the short stories of Franz
How to play: 1. Winner drinks ten ter; the collected works of ee Cummings; Kafka; utter disillusionment
times own weight in vodka or produces Strunk & White’s The Elements of Style How to play: 1. Begin reading Kafka
a 1,200-page novel, whichever comes How to play: 1. Split case of Charles 2. Sip wine 3. But when you reach for the
first.* River Porter (brewed in Cummings’ na- wine it isn’t wine at all, but a small child
*Note: This isn’t so much a drink- tive Cambridge, MA) among all players 3. And the child is sobbing 4. The child
ing game as the customary means of 2. Drink porter 3. Punctuate the poetry begins to berate you in a strange tongue
producing great works of Russian lit- of ee Cummings 4. This is likely to repre- 4. Exasperated, you fling the child into
erature sent an improvement over the original the sea 5. It dawns on you that you have
Photo Courtesy of blog.timesunion.com
food & booze
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 2010 7
The World is
Our Oyster “Life is so good I can taste it in my
spit.”
– XXXX, Layer Cake
ted LAMM and alex LOGAN
food columnists
Scene: The Providence Oyster
Bar, Atwells Ave., 6 pm on an aggres- One female (pros- are enjoyed, and
sively brisk Saturday evening. perous). soon a tiramisu is Conclusions:
Cast: Three males (exuberant, Ambient mu- devoured—savored 1. The Providence Oyster Bar has
tipsy), acutely aware of the finer sic dominates; carpets and hangings and pondered—among the cadre. a fantastic happy hour with $1 oysters
things in life. Two females, steeled engender abounding warmth. Doubt and unremarkable yet reliable marti-
for whatever confronts them. All col- hangs in the air, but it is quickly as- nis from 4 to 6:30 pm, making for a
lege-aged. suaged by an overwhelming sense of Scene: A darkened, empty bed- memorable trip to (and, with enough
Never have 34 oysters been so camaraderie and leisure. Our hero exits room. martinis, a frigid yet tolerable return
pleasantly and genocidally con- triumphant, having procured what he Cast: Four males of mixed dispo- from) Federal Hill.
sumed—at least on this continent came for. sition. Three females, mildly enter- 2. Food can and should be the
and in this century. Brian, our raw- tained. focal point of a fantastic night with
bartender (is there an official term?) Dance party. friends. But it need not dominate.
was beyond polite and more than Scene: Undisclosed off-campus 3. Fried olives are really easy to
informed; his knowledge of seafood, house, south of campus. make. Get some decent ones from
cutlery and film festivals dominated Cast: Four males (tired, congenial). Scene: India Point pedestrian Whole Foods, perform the requisite
our conversation in the most exciting Three females (defensive). bridge. flour-egg-breadcrumb trifecta, and
way. We drank martinis, ate live uni, Italian sausage and fried olives. Cast: Three males, fascinated. Two fry in canola oil for a few minutes.
and enjoyed ourselves. Must more be said? Fine: Red pepper females, mildly entertained. 4. The India Point bridge makes
jelly-grainy mustard fireworks consum- Southbound cars approach hesi- for a fantastic late-night venue for
mated the union of the sausage and Por- tantly, northbound cars stridently. The poor impressions of Irish folk musi-
Scene: Wriston tuguese bread from Silver Star on Ives clarity of the night and the purity of the cians and the quiet contemplation of
Cast: Two males (one skittish). St. (we can’t wait to meet the children). air negate the necessity of remarking moving traffic. We suggest bringing a
Our hero enters, bearing gifts. Gifts on anything else. posse, though.
Superfood
food for the game and the show
remy ROBERT
contributing writer
This Sunday, amid gloriously mi- and follow suit: you, too, deserve exces- con queso (go Rotel; I won’t
sogynistic beer commercials and eerily sive amounts of carbs and grease (and judge). Barrels of guacamole and
verbose E-Trade babies, uniformed no, pizza from the Gate doesn’t count). salsa. Seven-layer dip. Pimento
hulks of men will hurl themselves at Giant batches of love: Most cheese. Options abound; all you
one another in Miami’s Sun Life Sta- evolved, college-aged humans have a have to do is pick. Hummus will
dium as they clamor for the pigskin finely tuned radar for home cooking. keep things from feeling too
(and for their own oh-so-tasteful Super Masses of them flock to you if you so grimy. To make your own, drain
Bowl ring). The big, bad, vapid Colts much as turn on a stove. But, lucky for a can of chickpeas and mash
will saunter in, finally away from the you, New Orleanians are old pros at cook- (or food-process, if you are so
hell-frozen-over that is Indianapolis ing by the truckload. Grab the biggest lucky) until smooth with tahini,
in February. Then, the zesty New Or- pot you can find, toss in a bunch of meat, olive oil, and lemon juice. I’ll
Katerina Dalavurak
leans Saints will cartwheel into their veggies, and rice (and, if you’re feeling toss some red beans in with the
first Super Bowl in franchise history, feisty, more hot sauce than Jesus would chickpeas and finish with Creole offense on both teams. Sprinkle liber-
magically bringing the crowd to deci- approve of), and you’ve got jambalaya. spices, but you can also play around with ally with Creole seasoning (cayenne
bel levels even higher than those ac- Chili is an acceptable substitute for this caramelized shallots, jalapeño and cilan- pepper, garlic powder, paprika, white
companying the Patriots’ slaughtering if and only if you harbor an obsession for tro, or roasted red pepper to taste. pepper, etc.) and look like you actually
a couple months back, and all will be as clichés and/or the other team. Maturity: Pigs-in-blankets are a put in some effort.
it should be. Wings: Obvi. Go traditional (Bar-B- relatively painless tribute to the oth- Whether or not you know the
As native New Orleanians and born- Q, buffalo) or more exotic (sesame, par- erwise gastronomically unremarkable meaning of a third-down conversion—
and-raised Saints fans, Colts quarter- mesan). Since these are ubiquitous right Indianapolis, whose natives are known no matter if you think a flea flicker
back Peyton Manning and I join in an- now, you can buy most things pre-made to prefer grilled brats. (They serve the is a groovy gadget you’d find at a pet
ticipation of this important game (and at the store if you’re feeling lazy, but why added purpose of being mildly phallic, in store—the Super Bowl is as much an
in hopes of a Saints win… can’t cheer would you do that now that you know case you tire of courtesy.) Extra points if athletic showdown as it is a media
against your home team, Peyton). As buffalo sauce is little more than Tabasco you cook the sausages in beer before you spectacle and a once-a-year social
with meat and king cake during Mardi and butter? Bonus: guys, you get man wrap them in dough (cut down on time event. Even if you’re not tuning in
Gras, all that is delectable and choles- points for gnawing meat straight off the and use canned crescent rolls); serve to behold Drew Brees’ otherworldly
terol-filled during Jazz Fest, 72-ounce bone. with Zatarain’s whole-grain mustard, a passer rating, you might as well pick a
beers for any night on Bourbon Street, More spiciness than your body New Orleans original that I’ve heard is team, drink one too many beers, and
and unreasonably lavish food in the in- has room for: Scrape the innards from highly favored up in Colts territory. meet your calorie quota for the week.
terim, celebrations like this have a tra- halved jalapeños, stuff them with cream Popcorn: This is a huge cop-out as And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just
dition of good food. In the spirit of the cheese, wrap in bacon (always, always snacks go, but as long as your movie- catch one of Peyton’s requisite sideline
decadence that typifies New Orleans, bacon), and bake for about 20 minutes. watching experience is multiplied in the temper tantrums. Look for me if you
I’ve compiled a Super Bowl menu that Hoard before everyone else snitches company of salty, buttery popcorn, so get hungry; I’ll be the one in a gold leo-
fulfills the cardinal requirements of all them. And oh, they will snitch. will your viewing of this game, which will tard with buckets and buckets of food.
respectable football snacks. Take note Dips. Lots and lots of dips: Chili likely be high-scoring thanks to kickass Who dat!
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POST-
Sexpertise
toward a stronger union
allie WOLLNER
sexpert
Madame Simmons, Dean vocative force to fire us up rather than within our reach is the question. what we can arouse on this campus.
Bergeron, members of the Corpora- shut us down. I know the picture is grim. But I be- I want to be clear—the Sexual Re-
tion, distinguished professors, and This has been a challenging year; lieve Brown students were born to rise covery Act is not all talk and no action.
fellow Brunonians: I will not deny it. The loss of Faunce in the face of adversity. I believe in our It is change we can believe in. We go to
We embark on the 35th day of a Steps and the Blue Room were crushing youthful recklessness. And I believe Brown, a university filled with tireless,
brand new decade in this time of year blows. Since September we have seen a there is no better time to stoke the fires over-analytical minds. We do not give
rife with resolutions. As we know too dramatic reduction of opportunity for of carnal zeal than in the dead of joyless, up. We do not quit. We do not allow
well, resolutions often take the form chance encounters with potential sexual sexless winter. construction and inclement weather
of self-condemnation. When we make collaborators. And when we returned to This is why today I propose the Sexu- to crush our libidos. It is a new semes-
resolutions, we renounce weakness. school this term, we found Faunce Arch al Recovery Act. I propose that we funnel ter; it’s time Brown students got sex
We make iron-clad pledges to our- barricaded against our admission. The this spirit of positive energy into a grass- lives to match their sex drives.
selves. We vow to embrace discipline University left us with no choice but to roots campaign to stimulate sexual plea- As many of you already know one
once and for all. “My sexual urges will hit it from the back of the building to get sure at Brown University. I hardly have does not come upon pleasure easily. It
no longer contradict my political con- where we need to go. Though we were to mention where this movement must takes work. It takes determination. It
victions. I will not call myself an ad- thankfully granted entry to Faunce Arch begin—obviously it must come from the takes the can-do spirit we harnessed
vocate for the Democratic cause while again earlier this week, we found our ac- bottom up. This recovery will require a to erect the great monuments of our
simultaneously indulging in pornog- customed passage reduced to a shock- vigorous rhythm that builds in intensity campus. It’s this can-do spirit that I
raphy that features Levi Johnson.” We ingly narrow canal. Faunce Arch can no to a climax. But I realize that for every propose we employ to erect those tes-
have all made promises to ourselves longer satisfy the persistent access needs success story this Act will produce, there taments of our sexual potency. With
like this one. of the student masses as it once did. will be other stories. Stories of sexual- this attitude, together we can produce
But there is a problem. These res- In addition to these obstructions and ly-frustrated, socially-awkward fresh- edifices more imposing than the SciLi.
olutions, however well-intentioned closures, the chill winds of winter have man boys isolated in Perkins. These are We can raise the flags of our desire by
they may be, prime us for failure. One begun to blow. Freezing temperatures boys who wake up with the anguish of stroking their burning embers until
day, we are all bound to falter and fall. have shrunk our prospects. All over not knowing where their next (or, more they erupt, in jets of energy and flash-
Especially with unceasing access to a campus, students remain withdrawn. To likely, first) hookup will come from; who es of light, these explosions will shake
wireless Internet connection coupled poke a head out and face the elements yearn to get play week after week and the ground from Keeney to Pembroke.
with the continued existence of Perez at this time of year requires nothing receive no attention in response. That is Alone or together, in pairs, in three-
Hilton. short of the audacity of hope in the im- why sex must be our number-one focus somes, or in groups of four to seven,
What Brown needs is not resolu- possible: that tonight you will not sleep in 2010, and that’s why I am calling for a let us transform that rallying cry of
tions, but aspirations. Hopeful things, cold. Tonight, there will be someone ly- sexual reawakening bill today. “Yes, we can!” into “Yes, we did.”
things imbued with the proactive, pro- ing there beside (or on top of) you. We Every movement is only as virile as (Applause.)
all have dreams. Whether they are truly its members. It is up to you to determine
Dear Hardy Bros., sees it, the Art of Love can be ac- al learning materials like Nerve.com. lake might be required to “bring it
I love my girlfriend, but she quired just like any other craft along If all else fails, and Frank will hit you back”). But, eventually one butts up
doesn’t understand what turns me the road of life—with practice and with the brutal truth, just know that against the hard, immovable edifice
on: things like acting sexy, talking guidance. But before you start a con- not all lovers are cut out for a degree of talent. Sexy: you’ve either got it
dirty, wearing lingerie (or at least versation, determine exactly what it from RIIF. or you don’t.
not always plain, white, boring is you want, and what you’re willing FRANK: Before we look into con- If talking doesn’t work, you
underwear), taking command and to trade for it if your circumstances tingency plans, K.I.N.K.—just in case might want to consider whether
being spontaneous. The few times require sacrifice. Do you smoke too the “talking about our feelings” ap- you and your girlfriend are really
I’ve tried to bring it up, she’s been much? Do you swear too much? Do proach fails to fan the flames of your all that sexually compatible. It is
reluctant to discuss it. What should you shamelessly hit on her really libido—I want to welcome all of you possible to get along swimmingly
I do? hot friend too much? If you’re noth- back, dear readers, to our fabulous and still have bad sex (see Sex and
Sincerely Yours, ing less than a paragon of virtue, ask column! the City Episode 76: “Great Sexpec-
Kraving Impassioned Naughty her female friends (they’re likely the True, we neglected to say good- tations”). If you want that elusive
Koitus ones that she complains to) what she bye to you last semester, but we’re re- “amazing blow job” Papa Hardy
would most like you to change. ally sorry, and now we want you back. promises, you may have to look
JOE: “Before you graduate, try Broaching the topic will be tough, So forgive us bad boyfriends, and re- elsewhere. It doesn’t make you a
to experience the pleasures of a but clearly knowing and stating your member to submit all of your sex and bad person to end a relationship
partner that hasn’t studied so hard, terms will make things easier. Try a sex-related queries to thehardybroth- you’ve put time and effort into be-
but has acquired other skills—like frank opener like, “Hey, can we talk ers.thepost@gmail.com. That snow- cause the sex is boring; in fact, it’s
giving amazing blow jobs.” You’d about sex for a second?” Even if it storm—like there was anything else probably better than the alternative
think these words come straight goes over like a lead balloon, at least to do but…brainstorm questions? places a lack of sexual satisfaction
from a Socratic dialogue, but they you’ll get to the point quickly. State But back to you, K.I.N.K., your can lead you.
were recently uttered by my father, your grievances politely and qualify question brings to mind something an But lest we leave you on a
Papa Hardy (a veritable prophet), them as cautiously as you did in your acting teacher once said to me: “I’m Hardy downer, I want to suggest
to a close friend. Considering that question. Explain that while you love not stupid enough to tell you there that you know your relationship
you’re already neck deep into rela- being with her, you’re tired of always isn’t such a thing as talent; there is.” better than anyone else, and the
tionship territory, and there isn’t leading in the bedroom. If she seems We here at Brown have been condi- lack of kink in your life might mere-
actually a Rhode Island Institute reluctant to step up her game, swear tioned to believe that everything we ly be a temporary obstacle. After
of Fellatio (they opted for the name your oath to make a change as well. know and do has also been condi- all, if you’re having “koitus” with
Providence College), you may be Next time things start to get hot tioned in us or is a reaction to said a “k,” maybe the sex is better than
feeling trapped and sh*t out of and heavy, don’t expect to see a dra- conditioning. Sexy isn’t something you think.
luck. matic difference right away; be pa- one is, it’s something one acts (which
Don’t worry; the way my pops tient. Try turning her onto some sexu- is why, for example, Justin Timber- —xoxo The Hardy Brothers