SNOW WHITE

CAST
Introducing TheQueen a wicked and self-absorbed queen
The sweet, gentle and beautiful Snow White, White as the snow
The Magic Mirror, a wise-cracking mirror
Slow-witted with a crush on the queen is Mr. Hunter
Trekky, a very logical dwarf
Smelly, a dwarf with a serious hygiene problem.
Bossy, a overbearing dwarf
Dummy, a mentally-challenged dwarf.
And the most charming and brave knight in the kingdom Prince Charming
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NARRATOR
A long long time ago, in a far-far away kingdom, a child was born to a king and queen, and the baby was called snow
white. When the queen died, the king married again. This new queen hated snow white so much that she treated her
as servant instead of a princess. One fine day, in a castle, the queen entered her chamber and crosses over the magic
mirror.
QUEEN: Mirror, mirror on my couch, who's the fairest one of all?
MIRROR: What? Are you back again? You come to me twice or three times a day and ask me
that same question. What is the deal here?
QUEEN: I want to know if I am the fairest woman in the kingdom.
MIRROR: Why is it you need so much reassurance? Is your self image that bad? You don't need
a magic mirroryou need a therapist.
QUEEN: What I DON'T need is your advice. Now, answer my question!
MIRROR: Okay, okay. Roses are red: violets are blue. The best-looking babe is someone else,
not you.
QUEEN: Thank you, thank you. You sure know how to flatter a woman, you big tease!
(Realizing what he just said.) Not me? What do you mean when you said, "not you"?
MIRROR: Do you need a dictionary? What part of not you don't you understand? Youre not
the best-looking babe in the kingdom.
QUEEN: (Throwing a temper tantrum.) Well, why not? I do aerobic exercises every day, eat a
low-fat diet, and do YOGA 24/7.
MIRROR: Not good enough. Somebody is still doing better than you are.
QUEEN: If it isn't me, then who is it?
MIRROR: Roses are red. The sun is so bright. The best-looking woman is called Snow White.
QUEEN: Snow White?My step daughter? The one I command to wash the floors of the castle?
MIRROR: Uh-huh.
QUEEN: I use the latest outfit from Gucci and Louis Vuitton, I use the latest medical aide from Maybelline
MIRROR: My queen, beauty and treasures wont get you anywhere. The most important thing in this world is your
attitude toward others! Plus, your eating habits is terrible. Even though you exercise a lot, you still can eat 1 big pan of
pizza, 1 dozen of big apple donut and 2 cups of ice blended caf mocha!!
Queen: Shut Up!
willing! (The QUEEN storms off stage left.)
Blackout

Scene 2

NARRATOR
The queen is really pissed off with her magical mirror. All she wanted to hear from it is that shes the most gorgeous
lady in the kingdom but the mirror said otherwise. Now, she is thinking of getting rid of snow white and she in the
other hand will be the fairest lady in the land. One fine day, snow white is working on the castle floor and scrubbing it
hard. Suddenly, a prince riding by and saw snow white at work and saw her beauty and fell for it.

PRINCE: HelIo there gorgeous. Let's me introduce myself. I.M. Charming.

SNOW: Rather stuck on yourself, don't you think?
PRINCE: No, no, that's my name. "I" period."M" period.Charming.
SNOW: I. M. Charming. I mean you are Charming.
PRINCE: No, U. R. Charming is my brother.
SNOW: That's not what I mean. What I meant was
PRINCE: It's quite all right. I'm used to the confusion that being a Charming can cause. Because
of the name problem most people just call me Charming.
SNOW: Prince Charming.
PRINCE: That's me.
SNOW: You really are charming. And handsome too!
PRINCE: Thank you. And you are?
SNOW: Snow White. I'm the step daughter to the wicked queen. I mean my wicked step mother.
I mean the queen.
PRINCE: I sense you don't like the queen.
SNOW: She makes me scrub the entire castle night and day, seven days a week. (Sing) I wipe the windows and door
and even the bathroom. But Charming, I never complain. All I can do is fulfil my duties as a daughter.
PRINCE: You're the queen's step daughter?
SNOW: Yes.My oh my, you're handsome!
PRINCE: No, I'm CharmingHandsome is my uncle.
SNOW: So what brings you to our castle?
PRINCE: I came to meet the queen. She's a widow and I came to check her outI mean to
introduce myself. I'm looking for a new wife.
SNOW: What happened to your old wife?
PRINCE: Cinderella? She had a love for mice and pumpkins that seemed ... I don't know . . a
little scary
QUEEN: (Offstage.) Snow White?
SNOW: Yes, evil stepmother-I mean evil queen-I mean Your Highness?
QUEEN: (Offstage.) Who are you talking to?
SNOW: I. M. Charming.
QUEEN: Rather stuck on yourself, don't you think?
SNOW: No, that's his name. He's the prince from the kingdom just down the road, second
drawbridge on the left.
QUEEN: Well, Just don't stand there drooling all over his boots! Send him in!
SNOW: This way.
PRINCE: Thank you.
SNOW: By the way, the queen is much too old for you.
PRINCE: She is?
SNOW: MUCH too old. If you are looking for a new wife, I'm young and single and . . .
interested. Would you like to stop by and see me some time?
PRINCE: You're young.
SNOW: Yes?
PRINCE: And beautiful.
SNOW: Yes?
PRINCE: And you dress like a bag lady.
SNOW: Oh.
PRINCE: (Starting to exit.)

QUEEN: Send in the Royal Hunter! (Enter HUNTER from left.) Hunter!
QUEEN: I want you to kill Snow White!

HUNTER: Kill Snow White? I'm sorry but my Royal Hunting Permit doesn't allow me to do in
other fairy tale characters.
QUEEN: I don't want to eat her, I want her dead because she she's more beautiful than I am--at
least that's what my mirror says.
HUNTER: You want her dead?
QUEEN: Yes.
HUNTER: Just because she looks better than you. (She glares at him.) According to the mirror's
opinion. Now, Queenie, I know it's not my place to question your decisions, but don't you think
killing someone just because you think she's better looking than you is overreacting to the
situation?
QUEEN: I don't care. I want her dead!
QUEEN: Let me put it into words that even you can understand. Kill SnowWhite or I'll have you
killed!
HUNTER: You'll kill me if I don't kill her?
QUEEN: Yes.
HUNTER: You'd do that?
QUEEN: In a heartbeat. (She bursts out laughing and crossing to his right.) Sorry, just a little joke
to keep the tension down. (She grabs him by the front of his clothes.) Don't mess with me,
Hunter, or you'll definitely be sorry. I am woman: hear me roar. (She growls like a tiger.)
HUNTER: In that case, how would you like that done? Stabbed, shot, or poisoned?
QUEEN: (Releasing him.) I knew you'd see it my way. Just kill her. I'll leave the method up to
you. Now be gone!, just so I have proof of the deed, I want you to bring her heart in a box. (She gets it from a
small stand upstage left, and then she crosses down left center to the HUNTERS left. She gives
him the box.)
HUNTER: Her heart in this box?
QUEEN: Yes.
HUNTER: (He puts the box in his bag.) Would Post Express.be okay? Or would you like it sent
air? Air is faster but I'll have to charge more.
QUEEN: I want you to bring it here yourself.
HUNTER: Okay, but I'll have to charge for an extra castle call.
QUEEN: Just put it on my bill. Dismissed.
HUNTER: See ya, Queenie!
(Exit HUNTER left and QUEEN right.)
Hunter: Right now?
(Hunter is thinking. Snow White skips in)
Snow White: Do what right away, Hunter?
Hunter: Oh Snow White! You must run away my Princess. The Queen asked me to execute you and you are too good to be killed by someone like
me. I am sorry Snow White for my bad intention. You better run. Now.Runnnnnn!
Snow White: Really? (Snow White runs around the stage once)
(Huffing and Puffing)
Snow White: I cant run anymore.
Look a little cottage. Hello? Is anybody in there?
(She opens the door and looks around. She starts cleaning and making dinner. She dances and sings Were off to see the Wizard, the wonderful
wizard of Oz)
Narrator: And so Snow White started cleaning and cooking. Cooking and cleaning. In fact she couldnt stop cleaning and cooking.
(narrator looks sideways, irritated at Snow White)

Narrator: Or singing. Or dancing.

Dwarf 1: Home again, home again, jiggidy-jig.
Dwarf 2: Wow! Somebody cleaned the house!
Dwarf 3: Wow. Somebody cooked dinner.
Dwarf 4: Wow! Somebody is sleeping in our bed.
All Dwarves: Who is she?
(Snow White wakes up, stands up)
Snow White: Im sorry to come in without asking.
My name is Snow White and Im on the run.
Dwarf 1: Thats terrible.
All Dwarves: You can stay with us.
Snow White: Thank you. Thank you so much.
(Cut to the Queens Castle)
Queen: Hohoho! Ah Mirror, mirror, Whos the fairest of them all?
Magic Mirror: The fairest of them all is still Snow White.
Shes living in a small cottage in the woods.
Queen: What What What did you say?
(pauses)
Queen: Then I have a good idea.
I will poison an apple.
Magic Mirror: And then?
Queen: (dresses up like an apple merchant)
I will pretend to be an apple merchant.
Magic Mirror: And then?
Queen: Then I will go to the cottage and feed it to her.
(Cut to Cottage)
(Knock Knock Knock)
Snow White: Whos there?
Queen: Apple seller.
(Snow White opens the door)

Queen: Ah my pretty, do you want to buy an apple?

Snow White: No thanks.
Queen: Well Here, this is my gift to you. Try it. Its delicious.
(The Queen hands her an apple)
Snow White: oh..thank you I cant let you in, ok, you may go now.A
Snow White: Yum. Its very tasty. Whoah, Im dizzy.
(falls over)
(The Queen removes her costume.)
Queen: From now on, Im the most beautiful in the world. Hohoho!
(Thunder and lightening flashes. The Queen disappears.)
All Dwarves: (appear next to Snow White)
Oh dear, What happened?
Dwarf 1: Look at this. Snow White ate a poison apple.
Dwarf 2: The Evil Queen must have done this.
All Dwarves: Oh Princess, Princess! Woe.
(The sound of horses hoofs)
Prince: Whats the matter?
Dwarf 1: Our good Princess ate a poison apple.
Prince: (Kneels over Snow White)
Oh, poor Princess.
Snow White: (Coughs up the piece of poison apple)
Uh-hugh-uuugh!
Dwarf 2: Oh man, the Princess coughed up the poison apple.
Everybody: Hurrah! The Princess woke up.
Snow White: Oh who are you?
Prince: Princess, Im a Prince from a neighbouring country.
Will you marry me?
All Dwarves: Of course she will!
Everybody: Hah hah hah!

Narrator: And so thats how this story ends. Even though the queen has done so many bad things towards Snow White, but Snow White still believes
theres hope and survives the queens tortures. After all the hardship, she is now able to live her life with her new husband. The Dwarfs were happy
for someone like Snow White showed up in their life. Because of the gentle touch and Snow White friendliness, the dwarfs are now act more friendly
to people. And at the end, evil will be punished and good will be rewarded. The Queen was unable to accept Snow White still lives and because of
her obsession, shes gone crazy, crazy and crazier day by day. THE END.