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➢ Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this
problem please ?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I
was a boy !
➢ Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !
➢ Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4 ?
Class: At once !
➢ If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are
left ?
None, they were all copycats !
Math Trivia
Q: What Greek math whiz noticed that the morning star and evening star
were one and the same, in 530 B.C.?
A: Pythagoras.
Q: What's a polygon with four unequal sides called?
A: A quadrilateral.
Q: What's a flat image that can be displayed in three dimensions?
A: A hologram.
Q: What T-word is defined in geometry as "a straight line that touches a
curve but continues on with crossing it"?
A: Tangent.
Q: What geometrical shape forms the hole that fits and allen wrench?
A: The hexagon.
Q: What number is an improper fraction always greater than?
A: One.
Q: What two letters are both symbols for 1,000?
A: K and M.
Q: What's short for "binary digit"?
A: Bit.
Q: What century did mathematicians first use plus and minus signs?
A: The sixteenth.
Q: What number, a one followed by 100 zeros, was first used by nine-year-
old Milton Sirotta in 1940?
A: Googol.
Q: What handy mathematical instrument's days were numbered when the
pocket calculator made the scene in the 1970s?
A: The Slide rule's.
Math Songs
Inequality
Yesterday, equations seemed an easy game to play.
Now I see things in a different way:
I see inequality.
Math Poem
Lord God, we thank you for the number of ways…for the gifts
being ADDED and for the sins you have SUBTRACTED.Thank you
for the blessings you have MULTIPLIED and the families you never
DIVIDE. For the intersecting roads we see, may we find the right
way to be. May we face them all in glee, In your GLORY let it be…
The life you gave us is like a circle, which we travel with all our
might. This proves that you are the center of our lives and the
ENDPOINT of the MILE. May each of our problems have a solution
that we’ll thry to solve each day…Please send us the formula so
we may find the SOLUTION for them…I pray too to the HOLY
SPIRIT 1+1+1 is ONE. Be the CENTER, INTERIOR and EXTERIOR of
this circular life we soar. You are the BASE of all GOODNESS…the
ROOT of all RIGHTEOUSNESS…your POWER is to the tenth. Guide
this life to us you lent…You are really NUMBER ONE! Amen.
Math Quotation