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EVERYTHING'S
AM(ASorZt oIf)NG
By
Liz Picho
n
This is a work of ction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either
products of the authors imagination or, if real, are used ctitiously.
Copyright 2012 by Liz Pichon
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, transmitted,
or stored in an information retrieval system in any form or by any means,
graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, taping, and
recording, without prior written permission from the publisher.
First U.S. edition 2015
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 2014945702
ISBN 978-0-7636-7473-1
15 16 17 18 19 20 TK 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Printed in TK, TK, U.S.A.
This book was typeset in Pichon.
The illustrations were done in mixed media.
Candlewick Press
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Somerville, Massachusetts 02144
visit us at www.candlewick.com
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Im
in a
GOOD
mood
for
of reasons. . . .
rea d on
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scratch
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scratche
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TWICEop p earound
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Which is a
the
up.
NEW
WORLD RECORD.
2
3. My TOAST DOODLES
looked
AMAZING!
My
art
to a s t
!
ENJOY
AND Im EVEN
EARLY
a bit
for school.
This is a nice
surprise, Tom .
and smiles.
(Which doesnt happen very often.)
Then Marcus pulls a face at me.
Nice
to
ut
can put me in a
BAD
mood today!
Math lesson.
Then it gets worse . . .
Now.
Ive stopped smiling.
LUCKILY
sits next to me in class and she
L VES
LOVE
math
O ff
th
sca
s correct
like this:
answers
le
YES,
PUNCHES
the air
MATH, MY
FAVORITE!
(Hes not.)
NEVER EVER
were
REALLY
arcus tells
keeps grinning
TWIT.
and nodding at
He
Mrs. WorthingTASH
is saying. (Yes, yes.)
Ever since Marcus was caught CHEATING on
EVERYTHING
the
ALL the
10
STRAIGHT,
Hes sitting up
looking EVEN
I tell
that
KEEN is just
IRRITATING.
11
MULTIPLICATION-TABLES
today. Groan. . . .
Then he says, Ive been
practicing a LOT,
Mrs. Worthington.
And
12
numbers.
lines
Here goes. . . .
So far, so good.
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1
2
3
4
5
6
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24
6
30
8
40
10
50
12
60
70
14
80
16
90
18
20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 110 120
7
8
9
10
11 22
12 24
110
120
SO
easy.
OK.
counting
LOUDER
keep
losing my place.
TWO,
FOUR, SIX . . .
15
B NKERS!
I cant concentrate with him NEXT to me being
all
and
NOISY.
SEVEN . . .
FOURTeen . . .
TWENTy-ONE.
ts
impossible
numbers prope
16
to write my
So I start to
doodle
instead . . .
What
LION?
MARCUS
NOISY AND
ANNOYING
and draw this.
17
What
monster?
and another.
W hat sp ide r?
18
One more.
What giant
BOY-eating
bird?
19
leaning
What ogre?
20
heavier.
and
heavier
21
to CONCENTRATE
by trying
22
her mustache
find myself
STARING at the
HAVENT
finished my
MRS. WO RTHINGTASH.
And she says,
So I say it a
BIT
LOUDER.
MRS. WO RTHINGTASH.
(Did I just say that out loud?)
24
rs. Worthington
is
at me,
Im guessing I did.
ep . . . I did.
25
I try my best.
TERRIBLE
cold, this S N E E Z E
Because I have a
26
m
mm
L uckily for
ME ,
my rescue by
falling b
ackw
ard
s
orman
atson comes to
in
hi
s
ch
ai
ag
ai
n.
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BrEAK
News
travels
FAST
in our school.
M U S TAC H E
D erek is
M I S TA K E .
lau ghing
AND
the
E XTRA
Which he thinks is
30
So,
E XC E L L E N T
CHAMP
is a
idea.
GREAT
game to
1.
2. I
3. M
BALL
and chalk.
FAST
ts super
. . .
at CHAMP.
31
hen we get to
CHAMP
CORNER
m
Cha
Ch alk
Ba ll
32
hard,
will, because
am
its easy.
33
RULES of ChaMp
(Its a bit like cheap tennis.)
U
O
nly
but the
(no scooping).
one
bounce allowed
ball
can
go to any
To BECOME the
C HAMP
you
ut if youre
OUT
four
34
CHAMP
Out
2
Queue
se
Mis
You
d!
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