Why Liberals Should Be Arrested for Treason

Over the past decade, it's a generally accepted fact the media has some serious
liberal bias to it. Be it our so-called institutions of journalism like The New York
Times, CBS News, or The Boston Globe, these organizations seem to delight in
taking daily jabs at the Republican MAJORITY in our country. I don't know what
planet these bastions of liberalism, socialism, and communism are originally
from, but they need to either get with the program the rest of the country has
already been on for years, or get lost.
Oh, I know what their supporters would say. They would give us the same tired,
old arguments about welfare moms, crack addicts, the homosexual agenda, poor
people, and other liberal causes that Biden and his partner in crime, Hillary
"Cruella Da Ville" Clinton, always jump to defend. They might say, while sipping
some fancy French wine and eating brie, "We've got to rehabilitate these
terrorists and get them counseling". But their argument of big government, more
taxes on the rest of us ordinary folk, and defending terrorists and apologizing for
their behavior just doesn't hold water, and is exactly the kind of unpatriotic talk
that does the most harm to our great country, our time-honored traditions, and
our American values. Dont forget Benghazi, too!! When will they realize they just
don't get it?
To be fair, I don't look at them with contempt. Instead, I look at them and feel
genuinely sad. These poor, pathetic liberal flip-floppers are trying to remain
relevant in a country that has soundly rejected their attacks and their propaganda
for years. They are like little children, throwing a huge tantrum because the vote
didn't go their way. Heck, even their weenie candidate from 2004, that
communist Kerry, didn't dare ask for a recount. Instead, he went sniveling back
to the Senate, where he and his cabal of decidedly undemocratic Democrats
(including the sleeper agent Barack Hussein Obama!) are plotting to derail the
Supreme Court nominees.
We are at war. In times of war a country is supposed to unite, to rally around the
President, and not support a media so bereft of morals that it thinks supporting
our brave soldiers is a bad thing. The handful of wacko liberal extremists that still
cling to relics like The New York Times should have their heads examined
because they need professional help. My brother's wife is a doctor, and she

always tells me how disturbed these liberals really are.

Not supporting our country and our troops in time of war is traitorous. We need
to lock them up for their own safety, and for the safety of our children, before they
can hurt themselves or infect others with their ideas. It's the only way we can
truly move forward as a country, united in our support of our way of life.

Why the Right is Wrong

This time Bush and his army of right-wing nut-jobs have gone too far. Apparently
Dubya is now linking relief efforts in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina to pet
projects by the administration, including using taxpayer money to send children
displaced by Katrina to parochial schools. This country was founded on a
separation of church and state. I want to help these flood victims as much as
anyone else, but to think that my tax dollars are being used to send these kids to
Bible schools just infuriates me. Our taxes should not be paying for kids to attend
fundamentalist indoctrination camps such as these, where there can be little
doubt as to the education they are receiving.
These schools regularly teach such nonsense as young earth creationism, for
example, that scoffs at science and reason by claiming the Earth is only 6000
years old, evolution is bunk, and that early human lived peacefully with dinosaurs
and even rode them around like horses! Thats right our kids will be learning
that humans had pet stegasaurs, that the Flintstones was reality TV, that neolithic
civilizations such as the Catal-hoyuk and Natufian never actually existed (despite
the ruins of their civilizations still standing today), and anyone who isnt some sort
of Bible-thumping freak is going to hell, even if they come from a faith that doesnt
believe in hell as one of their basic tenants. Bush wants to turn our kids into mini
Branch-Davidians, more wackos from Waco, and our hard-earned money is
paying for this to happen?
With who did Lord Bush and Darth Cheney consult before issuing this imperial
edict? Jerry Falwell? Pat Robertson? Or, was it another bigoted, intolerant, hatemonger from Fox News bent on twisting our country into some right-wing
theocracy, some Christian version of Iran where difference must be crushed
rather than celebrated?
To be fair, I dont look at them with contempt. Instead, I look at them and feel
genuinely sad. These poor, pathetic theocrats are trying to remain relevant in a
country that has soundly rejected their attacks and their propaganda for years.
They are like little children, throwing a huge tantrum because their values are
leftover from the stoneage (which, apparently, was quite recent).

If we are to truly move forward as a country of reason, a country ruled by rational

discourse where legitimate dissents and disagreements show the strength of our
democracy rather than the weakness, these fanatics must be stopped. The
values on which our great country was founded upon must be preserved. If Bush
cant handle this, he needs to step back down into the bush leagues where he
came from.