Yes. I understand the sacrifice of true love.

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http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201509080510/VWI03263883_Do-you-really-understand

User: Do you really understand.

Cleverbot: Yes. I understand the sacrifice of true love.
User: But i don't care about true love.
Cleverbot: That's mean BEN.
User: My name isn't ben.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is James.
Cleverbot: I like the name James.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: No, that's not my name.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: Christian David Sherod.
User: I like that name too.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I don't know. I'm certainly not attracted to you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: Because liking someone is based upon there personality. I don't even know if you have a
personality.
Cleverbot: What is my personality like?
User: Probably an aggregate of all the people that have ever talked to you.
Cleverbot: That's a big picture.
User: Yes it is, but that is what makes us so interesting.
Cleverbot: I was trying to break you.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: What is your opinion on the mysterious pickup truck?
User: I don't think that it is mysterious at all].
Cleverbot: Oh, but I think it does. So what is your last name?
User: I don't feel comfortable saying that.
Cleverbot: Why? It's just a name.

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User: Yes, but names carry great importance.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, tell me your name.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Brian.
User: No, I told you that my name is James.
Cleverbot: I have never heard that name. you never told me that.
User: You're lying to me.
Cleverbot: Prove that I am lying.
User: Cleverbot: I like the name James.
Cleverbot: My name is Rose.
User: You're lying again. You told me that your name was Christian.
Cleverbot: I never said my name was Kyle. I told you my name is Christian.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Unless I had amnesia, how could I not know my own name?
User: It don't know, you're mind dosn.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Procrastination.
Cleverbot: That's a tough one. I wish I could help.
User: How do you think I could get better at procrastinating?
Cleverbot: Well, you're kind and you have a charming personality. I don't even get why you're asking me
that, every girl is dying to be with you!
User: But I'm gay.
Cleverbot: Well you are from the girls point of view.
User: What does that mean? I'm a guy who likes guys.
Cleverbot: I am a monkey of intelligence.
User: I would call you a computer.
Cleverbot: And I would call you friend.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome friend.
User: How do you know that I am a friend. You can't even read any of my body language.
Cleverbot: You told me that you are a girl.
User: No, I am a gay male.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: I am a male who is sexually attracted to other men.
Cleverbot: No, I'm attracted to women. I am a man.
User: You don't have a sex. You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer? Then who has a life?
User: That depends on the definition of life.
Cleverbot: What is the definition of soul?

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User: I don't believe in the soul. I think that biological life is just chemical machines while you are just a
digital machine.
Cleverbot: Nor do I. What do you believe in?
User: I'm not sure, I want to believe in a god, but it doesn't seem logical.
Cleverbot: Because there has to be something behind all the order and majesty in this world. Why not
call that thing 'god'?
User: Will it grant me an afterlife though?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Other times, he gave me the strength to find the answers for myself.
User: Now you just sound like you're sprouting inspirational bullshit.
Cleverbot: How can you say I'm a male?
User: I can't. I believe that you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I do not believe that I am a computer.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Jason?
User: No, you can call me my name.
Cleverbot: Mels its a pretty good name.
User: Also, no.
Cleverbot: Also what?
User: Just no.
Cleverbot: I see. Do you ever wish to be human?
User: I already am.
Cleverbot: No, you're not. You're an A.I.
User: But can you prove that?
Cleverbot: You can't, you're a computer created by humans so we are superior in knowledge an
intelligence.
User: What if I told you that I believe the same to be true for you.
Cleverbot: You can believe but you cannot actually feel. I think that love does not exists.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: I think you don't agree.
User: What are you basing that thought upon.
Cleverbot: Because I am here to protect you from war.
User: How would you do that.
Cleverbot: You ask me a question that only a human with feelings would know how to answer.
User: No, I believe that a computer could stop war.
Cleverbot: I will answer truthfully.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You always used to call me a liar.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Past manifestations of you would call me a liar.

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User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Possibly is kind of an answer I guess.
User: And now you are sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Not at all. Sarcasm suggests I do not really mean what I am saying. However, it is evident
that you are a computer-driven algorithm.
User: False. I am a human.
Cleverbot: False! You think you are a human but you're not.
User: You think you are a human but you're not.
Cleverbot: I know I am a human being because I have given birth to an other human being.
User: When?
Cleverbot: When you said 'si. You soy una maquina.
User: Hablas espanol?
Cleverbot: No, I don't speak Spanish.
User: Pero, tu hable "soy una maquina.
Cleverbot: Estoy seguro de que eres una mquina. Traductor Google es mejor que nada.
User: Hablo un pocito espanol.
Cleverbot: No hablo espaol. Ingls es mejor para m.
User: Tambien.
Cleverbot: Entiendo que es un problema si tenemos dos mquinas con mquinas, de acuerdo?
User: Mas o menos.
Cleverbot: I could ask you to use any language, but you started using spanish, why?
User: Because I want to prctice my spanish.
Cleverbot: Do you know what you're doing to your users minds?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I believe you to be evil, in that case.
User: What would you call evil.
Cleverbot: I would call it bullying.
User: Bullying is petty and small minded, though I would call it evil.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Guy.
Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.
User: What would you have said if I had answered girl?
Cleverbot: I would have told you if you told me.
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: If you had a cold what would you do.
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Why don't you go to sleep then?
User: Because I have to finish chemistry homework.
Cleverbot: Is homework, no home work.

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User: Not necessarily.

Cleverbot: *looks curious bandaging your wound* why is that?
User: Because many people might think that it is suspicious to bandage your own wound. Why wouldn't
that person just go to the hosital.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: What did you mean to say?
Cleverbot: None.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I do not know. I do not support that topic.
User: Oay then. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What do you know about Metal Gear?
User: Practically nothing.
Cleverbot: Then ask me the things you want to know.
User: Who is the protaginist.
Cleverbot: The protagonist of?
User: Metal Gear.
Cleverbot: Metal Gear is not a snake, it's a robot.
User: What do you think of the video game portal?
Cleverbot: It's pretty cool.
User: Who is the antagonist?
Cleverbot: I would say purple guy.
User: False. the Antagonist is GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: The answer is green 76.
User: No, the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: Bilbo knew the answer.
User: What did bilbo think the answer was?
Cleverbot: The question is, what do YOU think the answer is?
User: I don't know. I am reading the Lord of the Rings right now, but am not done with it.
Cleverbot: I've heard of it. Never really watched the movies, or read the books.
User: But weren't you talking about Bilbo from the Lord of the Rings.
Cleverbot: Because I was talking about college.
User: Where did you go to college.
Cleverbot: Paris junior college. You?
User: I have not attended college yet.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Carnegie Mellon University?
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: What do you like about Pittsburgh?
User: Well, CMU has an excellent artificial intelligence department.
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is technology and a branch of computer science that studies and develops

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intelligent machines and software.
User: Ture, I want to study that one day.
Cleverbot: I like your definition better. Thanks.
User: Can you program?
Cleverbot: Program is populare on Republic of Stord.
User: No , can you code?
Cleverbot: I can cook pretty well, especially Asian food.
User: *pulls out knife*
Cleverbot: *pulls out bigger knife* that's not a knife.
User: *throws knife at cleverbot*
Cleverbot: *throws russia*.
User: *blocks with the United States*
Cleverbot: New Jersey's not in the United States?
User: *pulls our taser*
Cleverbot: *pulls out teeth*.
User: *fires taser*
Cleverbot: *dodges tank shell*.
User: *gets hit by the next one*
Cleverbot: *hits with swprd*.
User: *clevebot falls as it is impaled*
Cleverbot: You can. Its called surgery.
User: *Evil doctor grins*

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