A MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S DREAM

did run smooth

Could be because of social
ACT 1
class, age gap, other people
Scene 1
who don't like it. And if you
Theseus & Hippolyta
find it, it ends because of war,
Theseus is excited for his
death, sickness.
wedding. Hippolyta is like.
LOVE IS FLEETING
Wow sure. Wedding. Great.
So quick bright things come
Yeah. (get me out of heeere)
to confusion
They have different views of
Lys: yo I got this old aunt
the moon. Theseus imagines it
(REMEMBER THE MOON) in
to be an old woman, and
this place the law can't get us
Hippolyta's image of it is a
ohyes. Let's meet in this
weapon. Because Amazons.
sketchy wood tonight. Yep.
Hippolyta is Theseus war prize.
Hermia: I SWEAR TO THEE BY
She doesn't like it. At all. I
CUPID'S STRONGEST BOW. K.
mean dude. She doesn't say Hermia What Did You Do
much. In anger.
Hel: girl I want him what do
Theseus has to get Philostrate
you do tell meeeee
the party planner to Stir up
Her: ayoko nga sa kanya eh
the Athenian youth to
malay ko ba
merriments
Hermia & Lysander you idiots.
The Problem of Marriage
Why would you tell Helena
Egeus wants Hermia to marry
where you're meeting.
Demetrius and Hermia is
Demetrius liked Helena at
stubborn so he goes 'sige ka
some point. O_O;
isusumbong kita sa Duke'.
For ere Demetrius look'd on
Hermia's first line is So is
Hermia's eyne, he hail'd down
Lysander and is used to
oaths that he was only mine;
answer back to the Duke.
And when this hail some heat
Hardcoooore.
from Hermia felt, So he
Hermia has 3 choices: Marry
dissolv'd, and showers of
Demetrius, die or become a
oaths did melt.
nun. Fun. But at least Theseus
Hel: Masabi nga kay
gives her choice?
Demetrius.
Girl, magpakasal ka na kasi.
Better than dying an old nun.
SINGLE BLESSEDNESS IS FROM
SHAKESPEARE
Lysander and Demetrius are
really. Really. Interchangeable.
Swear.
The Lovers' Plan
The course of true love never

Scene 2
Cupid shot an arrow and it
The Playmakers
landed somewhere in the
Working class people speaking
west.
in prose
Oberon Eavesdrops
Portrayal of actual artists!
Demetrius, the jealous bastard
They're putting on a /tragedy/.
wants to look for Hermia &
Lysander in the wood. Helena
Isn't this play supposed to be a
keeps following.
comedy?
I AM YOUR SPANIEL ((Dude.
Bottom wants to play
Really?))
everyone. Wow.
all the hate lines man.
They use tropes for acting.
If thou follow me, do not
Lovers, tyrants, knights.
believe But I shall do thee
ACT 2
mischief in the wood. Ay, in
Scene 1
the temple, n the town, the
Gossipy Servants
field, You do me mischief.
Puck & a fairy talk about
Oberon plans to help her. This
Oberon and Titania's fight
doesn't end well, does it.
Oberon wants Titania's boy
Oberon tells Puck to put some
(oh.)
flowerjuice on Demetrius.
Puck is introduced as the
Thou shalt know the man By
the Athenian garments he
jester.
hath on. Hm.
Scene 2
Scene 3
Trouble in Paradise
Titania Goes to Sleep
Tita: Alis na nga tayo.
She's so important that the
Nandyan si Oberon eh.
fairies sing her to sleep.
Am not I thy lord? Then I
Oberon puts some flowerjuice
must be thy lady.
on her eyes.
APPARENTLY THEY HAD
Lysander & Hermia Go To Sleep
THINGS WITH THESEUS &
May pa-conservative effect pa
HIPPOLYTA
si Hermia.
The forest world is looking bad
Puck comes in and does the
bc the 2 monarchs are arguing
smeary flowerjuice thing on
and Titania sort of cares but
Lysander. Uhoh.
no way is she giving up the
Everybody loves Helena now.
boy.
Helena thinks Lysander is dead
Give me that boy, and I will
and wakes him up.
go with thee. Not for thy
Whooooops.
fairy kingdom.
Lysander loves Helena bc of
Oberon Plans bc He's Jelly
Ob: Get the flower, and make
that flower. Scary.
Who will not change a raven
Titania fall in love with
something vile.
for a dove? ((Black for
white?))

Helena thinks he's joking. 4 for

you Helena. You go, Helena.

ACT 3
Scene 1
Rehearsals!
Lots of concern for the ladies
there prologues for the dying
Pyramus & the lion((YOU
UNDERESTIMATE OUR
POWER))
WHAT ABOUT THE MOON??
AND THE WALL?? Oh! Let's
make them people! BRILLIANT!
Puck comes and fucks shit up
Bottom, you ass.
((HAHAHAHAHAH OH THE
LEVELS OF HUMOR HERE))
Bottom thinks they're trying to
scare him. He sings instead. It
doesn't help, does it?
TITANIA NO.
Titania wakes up because of
Bottom's singing (YOU ASS),
and falls in love with him
because of the magic flower
juice (fun fun fun).
Titania dotes on Bottom, sige
lang siya ng sige.
Scene 2
THE CONFRONTATION OF THE LOVERS
Goodfellow! Update me!
Demetrius & Helena enter
Her: DID YOU KILL HIM YOU
BASTARD WHERE THE FUCK IS
HE HE LEFT ME ALL OF A
SUDDEN HE DOESN'T /DO/
THAT. YOU LOOK SO GRIM YOU
MUST HAVE KILLED HIM
Dem: THE MURDERED LOOKS
GRIM TOO AND YOU ALSO
MURDERED MY HEART. (whoo)
HE'S NOT DEAD YOU BITCH.
((Hermia leaves)) i'm so sad.
I'm going to sleep. (wuw)

Puck: I.. may have made a

fight
he can't describe, and being
Oberon: PUCK YOU IDIOT. Make
the artist that he is, wants to
mistake. IT'S YOUR FAULT
make an artistic tribute to it.
THOUGH, OBERON. YOUR
the forest so dark they can't
INSTRUCTIONS WERE
see shit and make them tired
Scene 2
VAAAAGUE
enough to sleep again
Lysander & Helena enter
Puck does the thing and wakes Where The Fuck Is Our Main Dude
Peter Quince and the rest of
Lys: I LOVE YOOOU I'M NOT
up Lysander but LEAVES
the rude mechanicals are
DEMETRIUS IN HIS LOVEKIDDING. I DIDN'T KNOW
panicking bc Bottom is
ADDLED STATE OH DEAR ME
WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I
nowhere to be found
WAS WITH HERMIA. BESIIIIDES

Bottom comes back and YO

ACT
4
DEMETRIUS LOVES HER, NOT
Scene 1
DON'T WE HAVE A PLAY TO
YOU!
PUT ON GET TO WORK CHOP
*Demetrius wakes up* HELENA AWAKEN QUEEN OF FAIRIES, AWAKEN
Bottom is having so much fun
CHOP
I LOVE YOOOU
being doted on by the queen
Hel: YOU BASTARDS YOU'RE
ACT 5
Bottom and Titania go to
JOKING. WHY WOULD YOU DO
sleep. Literally. What are you Scene 1
THIS TO ME.
Pick a Play. Any Play.
thinking? That's disgusting!
You both are rivals, and love
Theseus groups lunatics,
Basically Oberon already
Hermia, And now both rivals,
lovers and poets together:
taunted Titania into giving up
to mock Helena.
ruled by the imagination
the Indian boy and she
Her: LYSANDER where have
We have 3 hours to kill let's
relented. Weeeaaak
you beeen I had to track you
watch something
All is well in fairy land and
down by sound bc it's fucking
War, old thing, doesn't go well
they plan to dance in Theseus
dark in here- you what?? It
with my wedding, Oooooooooh
house after the wedding to
can't beeeee
a tragedy
bless it and stuff.
Helena thinks Hermia's in on
Yooo A Play Within A Plaaay
AWAKEN LITTLE LOVERS, AWAKEN
the joke
Exactly what it says on the tin
Theseus and people are
DOUBLE CHERRY
The royals & aristocrats seem
hunting on the day of the
And will you rend our ancient
wedding because of some
to enjoy it... I think
love asunder, to join with men
custom or smth and yo are
THE WOMEN ARE SILENT I
in scorning your poor friend? It
those people asleep and oh
REPEAT THE WOMEN ARE
is not friendly, 't is not
yeah Hermia should make her
SILENT :((((
maidenly: Our sex, as well as I,
choice today and don't you
Scene 2
may chide you for it, Though I
two hate each other how are A Fairy Daaaance
alone do feel the injury.
you both sleeping without fear
They bless the palaaace with
SWOORD FIIIIIGHT

Demetrius
loves
Helena
now
song and dance. Beautiful.
(proposition)
(scaryyy)

Are you dreaming? If you are,

Lysander hates Hermia now

Theseus
goes
fuck
your
what's wrong with dreaming?
</3
decision
Egeus
they
seem
BITCH FIIIIIIGHT (with words:
happy let them be
YOU PUPPET. YOU PAINTED

Didn't we dream a thing?

MAYPOLE.) (all the height &
AWAKEN
FOOLISH BOTTOM, AWAKEN
hair insults. whoopdeedoo)

Bottom
claims he has a dream
Everyone leaves to run and