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David L Sackett 2
Iain Chalmers 3
Trine E Prescott 4
SUMMARY
INTRODUCTION
redisorganized.
METHODS
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Search methods
We measured the heat:light ratio of consultants recommendations when they were raised to Fahrenheit 451. We
also used some fluorescent colours in our data summaries
because bright colours increase credibility and statistical
power.
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Why reorganize?
We identified several over-lapping reasons for reorganizations, including money, revenge, money, elections, money,
newly appointed leaders, money, unemployment, money,
power-hunger, money, simple greed, money, boredom,
and no apparent reason at all. Because we wanted to muscle
in on this consultation market, we attempted to estimate
the extent of financial incentives for reorganizations. To our
delight, the advice business is booming. Estimated income
rose from around 20 billion dollars per year in 1990 to over
100 billion in 2000.3 Of course, nobody seems to know
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Pathological features
Diagnostic signs
Bushian
Disjointed
incrementalism
Kafkaesquian
Orwellian
Big Brother
Machiavellian
Maoist
Modern
Post-modern
Von Clausewitzian
Sun Tzuian
Ultra-self-centred
celebretarian
Ignores the expectations of all but its proponents, who live out
their fantasies without worrying about the impacts they have on
those they lead
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Figure 1 HARLOT plc Organogram. Organograms rarely have fewer than 22 boxes and can have as many as 1012. As a rule they should have a
minimum of 2 n + 1 lines connecting the boxes (where n = the number of boxes). The organogram employed in generating this paper is shown here
The external justifications for pushing for a reorganization of someone elses organization include:
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ADO went to the concert while TEP was working. All four
authors enjoyed the fun of iterative redisorganizations of the
manuscript. SA was invited to illustrate the article, but
politely declined.
Competing interests
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