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My Fellow Americans
Thank you
*Applause*
[Mention] Teachers
[Fact] America's graduation rate is at its highest in over thirty years
[Mention] Entrepreneurs
[Fact] The tech industry has created 8 million jobs over the past four years
*Applause*
[Mention] Autoworkers
[Mention] Green cars/foreign oil independence
[Mention] Farmers
[Suggestion] The U.S. has had a strong five-year stretch of farm exports
[Mention] Doctors
[Mention] Health care reform
*Applause*
[Mention] Low-income working class
[Mention] Community, family, war casualties, withdrawal from Afghanistan
*Applause*
[Fact] The U.S. has the lowest unemployment rate in over 5 years
[Suggestion] The housing market is recovering
*Applause*
[Fact] The U.S. manufacturing sector is adding jobs for the first time since the 1990s
*Applause*
[Fact] For the fist time in almost 20 years, U.S. oil production exceeds oil imports
*Applause*
[Fact] U.S. deficits are cut by more than half
[Suggestion] For the first time in over 10 years, it is agreed that the U.S. is a better place to
invest than China
*Applause*
[Suggestion] Efforts of the past five years have made the U.S. the best country
[Suggestion] Compliance
[Denunciation] Non-compliance
*Applause*
[Mention] Educational sequestration recently avoided
[Suggestion] The deficit should be reduced
[Suggestion] We need more jobs
*Applause*
[Fact] In North Carolina and Ohio, we have connected universities and corporations in this
pursuit. Six more of these connections will be made this year
[Suggestion] Bills in both houses could double the number of these connections
*Applause*
[Mention] Entrepreneurs, small business owners
[Fact] My administration has made more loans to small businesses than any other
administration
[Odd grammar] When 98 percent of our exporters are small businesses, new trade
partnerships will help them create more jobs. We need bipartisan trade promotion authority to
protect workers and protect the environment.
[Keyphrase] "Made in the USA."
*Applause*
[Mention] Competition with China and Europe
[Suggestion] Investing in innovation will make the U.S. win
[Keyphrase] "America cannot surrender."
[Fact] Google and smartphones are because of federally-funded research
[Suggestion] The U.S. should invest more in research
*Applause*
[Suggestion] Industries can be built on pharmaceuticals and graphene
[Suggestion] The U.S. requires patent reform
*Applause*
[Suggestion] Because of my "all the above" energy strategy, the U.S. is relatively closer to
energy independence
*Applause*
[Suggestion] Natural gas is good
[Keyphrase] "Carbon pollution", "climate change"
*Applause*
[Fact] Businesses plan to invest almost a hundred billion dollars in new factories that use
natural gas
[Suggestion] Construction of those factories should be expedited
[Suggestion] Construction of fueling stations will create jobs and shift more cars and trucks
from foreign oil to American natural gas
*Applause*
[Intention] Sustain production growth and jobs growth in energy industry
[Mention] Environmentalism, community
[Intention] Protect more federal land
*Applause*
[Fact] The U.S. is becoming a global leader in solar
[Fact] Every 4 minutes in the U.S. a house or business incorporates solar panels. This creates
jobs
[Intention] Tax reform should include a $4 billion/yr increase on "fossil fuel industries"
*Applause*
[Mention] Reduction in energy consumption
[Mention] Higher fuel efficiency standards for our cars
[Intention] Reform emissions standards for trucks
[Policy] Our energy policy is environmentalism and job creation
[Fact] Over the past 8 years the U.S. has been winning in carbon pollution reduction
*Applause*
[Keyphrase] "Urgency"
[Keyphrase] "Climate change"
[Mention] Drought, floods
[Mention] Power plant carbon pollution reduction
*Applause*
[Fact] Climate change is a fact
*Applause*
[Keyphrase] "our children's children"
*Applause*
[Intention] Immigration reform
*Applause*
[Fact] Independent economists say immigration reform will grow our economy and shrink our
deficits by almost $1 trillion in the next 20 years.
[Suggestion] Immigration has a positive effect on the U.S.
[Intention] Immigration reform
*Applause*
[Keyphrase] "speed up growth", "create more jobs", "rapidly-changing economy"
[Mention] Working class skills
2 years ago, Detroit Manufacturing Systems increased to over 700 employees with the aid of
an American Job Center
[Intention] training program reform
*Applause*
[Mention] upward mobility
[Suggestion] concentrate funding on programs that connect universities and corporations
[Intention] unemployment insurance reform
*Applause*
[Anecdote] struggling working class mother
*Applause*
This week, CEOs will come to the White House to commit to giving long-term unemployed
workers a fair shot at new jobs
[Suggestion] Every business leader in America should do the same
*Applause*
[Intention] Guarantee every child access to "a world-class education"
*Applause*
[Anecdote] Immigrant son of a factory worker gets accepted to college
*Applause*
[Mention] Student loan reform
[Fact] Today more young people are earning college degrees than ever before
[Suggestion] Race to the Top has helped states raise expectations and performance
School faculty are making progress in preparing students with the skills for the new economy
-- problem solving, critical thinking, science, technology, engineering, math.
[Suggestion] U.S. education needs more challenging curriculums and more demanding
parents
[Fact] Research shows that one of the best investments we can make in a child's life is highquality early education
*Applause*
[Mention] unsuccessful 2013 universal preschool proposal
[Intention] universal preschool proposal
[Fact] 30 states have raised universal preschool funding on their own
[Intention] assemble coalition of elected officials, business leaders, and philanthropists to
help fund universal preschool proposal
*Applause*
[Mention] ConnectED initiative
With the support of the FCC and corporations we've got a down payment to connect more
than 15,000 schools and 20 million students with broadband access over the next 2 years
*Applause*
We're working to redesign high schools and partner them with colleges and employers that
offer the real-world education and hands-on training that can lead directly to a job and career.
We're shaking up our system of higher education to give parents more information and
colleges more incentives to offer better value, so that no middle- class kid is priced out of a
college education. We're offering millions the opportunity to cap their monthly student loan
payments to 10 percent of their income
[Intention] further relief from student loan debt
*Applause*
And I'm reaching out to some of America's leading foundations and corporations on a new
initiative to help more young men of color facing especially tough odds stay on track and reach
their full potential.
[Keyphrase] "American Dream", "hard work"
Today women make up about half of U.S. workforce, but make 77 cents for every dollar a
man earns.
[Suggestion] That is wrong
Women deserve equal pay for equal work.
*Applause*
You know, she deserves to have a baby without sacrificing her job.
*Applause*
A mother deserves a day off to care for a sick child or sick parent without running into
hardship.
*Applause*
And you know what, a father does too. It is time to do away with workplace policies that
belong in a "Mad Men" episode.
*Laughter*
*Applause*
This year let's all come together, Congress, the White House, businesses from Wall Street to
Main Street, to give every woman the opportunity she deserves, because I believe when
women succeed, America succeeds.
*Applause*
[Mention] Wage gap
Americans overwhelmingly agree that no one who works full-time should ever have to raise a
family in poverty
*Applause*
In the year since I asked this Congress to raise the minimum wage, five states have passed
laws to raise theirs. Many businesses have done it on their own.
[Anecdote] Pizza place in Minneapolis increases wages
Tonight I ask more of America's business leaders to follow John's lead. Do what you can to
raise your employees' wages.
*Applause*
To every mayor, governor, state legislator in America, I say, you don't have to wait for
Congress to act; Americans will support you if you take this on. And as a chief executive, I
intend to lead by example. Profitable corporations like Costco see higher wages as the smart
way to boost productivity and reduce turnover. We should too.
[Intention] Issue executive order requiring federal contractors to pay federally-funded
employees at least $10.10 an hour
because if you cook our troops' meals or wash their dishes, you should not have to live in
poverty.
*Applause*
[Fact] The federal minimum wage is worth 20% less than it was at Ronald Reagan's first
address.
[Pending Legislation] Tom Harkin and George Miller have a bill to fix that by lifting the
minimum wage to $10.10.
It's easy to remember: 10.10. This will help families. It will give businesses customers with
more money to spend. It does not involve any new bureaucratic program. So join the rest of
the country. Say yes. Give America a raise.
*Applause*
[Mention] Earned Income Tax Credit
Right now, it helps about half of all parents at some point, but it doesn't do enough for single
workers who don't have kids
*Applause*
[Keyphrase] "remain vigilant"
[Intention] Lack of hesitation to use military force
[Keyphrase] "terrorists", "extremism", "terrorist network"
[Intention] "Move off a permanent war footing"
*Applause*
[Policy] That's why I've imposed prudent limits on the use of drones, for we will not be safer
if people abroad believe we strike within their countries without regard for the consequence.
[Intention] surveillance program reform
*Applause*
[Intention] lift remaining restrictions on detainee transfers, close Guantanamo
*Applause*
[Keyphrase] "terrorism", "constitutional ideals", "setting an example for the rest of the world"
You see, in a world of complex threats, our security, our leadership depends on all elements of
our powerincluding strong and principled diplomacy. American diplomacy has rallied more
than 50 countries to prevent nuclear materials from falling into the wrong hands, and allowed
us to reduce our own reliance on Cold War stockpiles.
[Suggestion] American diplomacy, backed by the threat of force, is why Syria's chemical
weapons are being eliminated
*Applause*
[Policy] We will continue to work with the international community in the Syrian conflict
[Keyphrase] "dictatorship", "terror", "fear"
[Mention] American diplomacy in Israel/Palestine conflict
[Policy] achieve independent state for Palestinians, provide military aid for Israel
*Applause*
[Suggestion] American diplomacy, backed by pressure, has hampered Iran's nuclear program
for the first time in 10 years.
[Fact] Iran has begun to eliminate its stockpile of higher levels of enriched uranium and
haulted installation of advanced centrifuges.
[Suggestion] Inspections help the world verify that Iran is not building a bomb
[Policy] Prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon
*Applause*
[Keyphrase] "terrorist", "Hezbollah"
If John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan could negotiate with the Soviet Union, then surely a
strong and confident America can negotiate with less powerful adversaries today.
*Applause*
[Suggestion] Iran sanctions effective.
[Keyphrase] "But let me be clear"
if this Congress sends me a new sanctions bill now that threatens to derail these talks, I will
veto it.
*Applause*
the walls. But their testimony is suspect, their words obscure. That cyclical
book is God.) Let it suffice for the moment that I repeat the classic dictum:
The Library is a sphere whose exact center is any hexagon and whose circumference
is unattainable.
Each wall of each hexagon is furnished with five bookshelves; each
bookshelf holds thirty-two books identical in format; each book contains
four hundred ten pages; each page, forty lines; each line, approximately
eighty black letters. There are also letters on the front cover of each book;
those letters neither indicate nor prefigure what the pages inside will say. I
am aware that that lack of correspondence once struck men as mysterious.
Before summarizing the solution of the mystery (whose discovery, in spite
of its tragic consequences, is perhaps the most important event in all history),
I wish to recall a few axioms.
First: The Library has existed ab aeternitate. That truth, whose immediate
corollary is the future eternity of the world, no rational mind can doubt.
Man, the imperfect librarian, may be the work of chance or of malevolent
demiurges; the universe, with its elegant appointments-its bookshelves, its
enigmatic books, its indefatigable staircases for the traveler, and its water
closets for the seated librarian-can only be the handiwork of a god. In order
to grasp the distance that separates the human and the divine, one has
only to compare these crude trembling symbols which my fallible hand
scrawls on the cover of a book with the organic letters inside-neat, delicate,
deep black, and inimitably symmetrical.
Second: There are twenty-five orthographic symbols.1 That discovery enabled
mankind, three hundred years ago, to formulate a general theory of
the Library and thereby satisfactorily solve the riddle that no conjecture had
been able to divine-the formless and chaotic nature of virtually all books.
One book, which my father once saw in a hexagon in circuit 15-94, consisted
of the letters M C V perversely repeated from the first line to the last. Another
(much consulted in this zone) is a mere labyrinth of letters whose penultimate
page contains the phrase O Time thy pyramids. This much is known:
For every rational line or forthright statement there are leagues of
senseless cacophony, verbal nonsense, and incoherency. (I know of one
semibarbarous zone whose librarians repudiate the "vain and superstitious
habit" of trying to find sense in books, equating such a quest with attempting
them-some steps were missing-they speak with the librarian about galleries
and staircases, and, once in a while, they take up the nearest book and
leaf through it, searching for disgraceful or dishonorable words. Clearly, no
one expects to discover anything.
That unbridled hopefulness was succeeded, naturally enough, by a
similarly disproportionate depression. The certainty that some bookshelf in
some hexagon contained precious books, yet that those precious books
were forever out of reach, was almost unbearable. One blasphemous sect
proposed that the searches be discontinued and that all men shuffle letters
and symbols until those canonical books, through some improbable stroke
of chance, had been constructed. The authorities were forced to issue strict
orders. The sect disappeared, but in my childhood I have seen old men who
for long periods would hide in the latrines with metal disks and a forbidden
dice cup, feebly mimicking the divine disorder.
Others, going about it in the opposite way, thought the first thing to do
was eliminate all worthless books. They would invade the hexagons, show
credentials that were not always false, leaf disgustedly through a volume,
and condemn entire walls of books. It is to their hygienic, ascetic rage that
we lay the senseless loss of millions of volumes. Their name is execrated today,
but those who grieve over the "treasures" destroyed in that frenzy overlook
two widely acknowledged facts: One, that the Library is so huge that
any reduction by human hands must be infinitesimal. And two, that each
book is unique and irreplaceable, but (since the Library is total) there are
always several hundred thousand imperfect facsimiles-books that differ by
no more than a single letter, or a comma. Despite general opinion, I daresay
that the consequences of the depredations committed by the Purifiers have
been exaggerated by the horror those same fanatics inspired. They were
spurred on by the holy zeal to reach-someday, through unrelenting
effort-the books of the Crimson Hexagon-books smaller than natural
books, books omnipotent, illustrated, and magical.
We also have knowledge of another superstition from that period: belief
in what was termed the Book-Man. On some shelf in some hexagon, it
was argued, there must exist a book that is the cipher and perfect compendium
of all other books, and some librarian must have examined that
book; this librarian is analogous to a god. In the language of this zone there
are still vestiges of the sect that worshiped that distant librarian. Many have
gone in search of Him. For a hundred years, men beat every possible pathand
every path in vain. How was one to locate the idolized secret hexagon
that sheltered Him? Someone proposed searching by regression: To locate
book A, first consult book B, which tells where book A can be found; to locate
book B, first consult book C, and so on, to infinity .... It is in ventures
such as these that I have squandered and spent my years. I cannot think it
unlikely that there is such a total book3 on some shelf in the universe. I pray
to the unknown gods that some man-even a single man, tens of centuries
ago-has perused and read that book. If the honor and wisdom and joy of
such a reading are not to be my own, then let them be for others. Let heaven
exist, though my own place be in hell. Let me be tortured and battered and
annihilated, but let there be one instant, one creature, wherein thy enormous
Library may find its justification.
Infidels claim that the rule in the Library is not "sense,"but "non-sense,"
and that "rationality" (even humble, pure coherence) is an almost miraculous
exception. They speak, I know, of "the feverish Library, whose random
volumes constantly threaten to transmogrify into others, so that they affirm
all things, deny all things, and confound and confuse all things, like some
mad and hallucinating deity:" Those words, which not only proclaim disorder
but exemplify it as well, prove, as all can see, the infidels' deplorable taste
and desperate ignorance. For while the Library contains all verbal structures,
all the variations allowed by the twenty-five orthographic symbols, it includes
not a single absolute piece of nonsense. It would be pointless to
observe that the finest volume of all the many hexagons that I myself administer
is titled Combed Thunder, while another is titled The Plaster Cramp, and
another, Axaxaxas mla. Those phrases, at first apparently incoherent, are
undoubtedly susceptible to cryptographic or allegorical "reading"; that reading,
that justification of the words' order and existence, is itself verbal and,
ex hypothesi, already contained somewhere in the Library. There is no combination
of characters one can make-dhcmrlchtdj, for example-that the
divine Library has not foreseen and that in one or more of its secret tongues
does not hide a terrible significance. There is no syllable one can speak that is
not filled with tenderness and terror, that is not, in one of those languages,
the mighty name of a god. To speak is to commit tautologies.
This pointless, verbose epistle already exists in one of the thirty volumes of the five
bookshelves in one of the countless hexagons-as does its refutation. (A
2. In earlier times, there was one man for every three hexagons. Suicide and diseases
of the lung have played havoc with that proportion. An unspeakably melancholy
memory: I have sometimes traveled for nights on end, down corridors and polished
staircases, without coming across a single librarian.
3. 1 repeat: In order for a book to exist, it is sufficient that it be possible. Only the
impossible is excluded. For example, no book is also a staircase, though there are no
doubt books that discuss and deny and prove that possibility, and others whose structure
corresponds to that of a staircase.
4. Letizia Alvarez de Toledo has observed that the vast Library is pointless; strictly
speaking, all that is required is a single volume, of the common size, printed in nine- or
ten-point type, that would consist of an infinite number of infinitely thin pages. (In
the early seventeenth century, Cavalieri stated that every solid body is the superposition
of an infinite number of planes.) Using that silken vademecum would not be
easy: each apparent page would open into other similar pages; the inconceivable middle
page would have no "back."
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::phone battery dies::
past year
taxes nn us withnut nur cnnsent: Fnr depriving us in many cases, nf the benefits nf trial by
jury: Fnr transpnrting us beynnd seas tn be tried fnr pretended nffenses: Fnr abnlishing the
free system nf English laws in a neighbnring prnvince, establishing therein an arbitrary
gnvernment, and enlarging its bnundaries sn as tn render it at nnce an example and fit
instrument fnr intrnducing the same absnlute rule in these cnlnnies: Fnr taking away nur
charters, abnlishing nur mnst valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the fnrms nf nur
gnvernments: Fnr suspending nur nwn legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with
pnwer tn legislate fnr us in all cases whatsnever. He has abdicated gnvernment here, by
declaring us nut nf his prntectinn and waging war against us. He has plundered nur seas,
ravaged nur cnasts, burned nur tnwns, and destrnyed the lives nf nur penple. He is at this time
transpnrting large armies nf fnreign mercenaries tn cnmplete the wnrks nf death, desnlatinn
and tyranny, already begun with circumstances nf cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the
mnst barbarnus ages, and tntally unwnrthy nf the head nf a civilized natinn. He has
cnnstrained nur fellnw citizens taken captive nn the high seas tn bear arms against their
cnuntry, tn becnme the executinners nf their friends and brethren, nr tn fall themselves by
their hands. He has excited dnmestic insurrectinns amnngst us, and has endeavnred tn bring
nn the inhabitants nf nur frnntiers, the merciless Indian savages, whnse knnwn rule nf warfare,
is undistinguished destructinn nf all ages, sexes and cnnditinns. In every stage nf these
nppressinns we have petitinned fnr redress in the mnst humble terms: nur repeated petitinns
have been answered nnly by repeated injury. A prince, whnse character is thus marked by
every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit tn be the ruler nf a free penple. Nnr have we been
wanting in attentinn tn nur British brethren. We have warned them frnm time tn time nf
attempts by their legislature tn extend an unwarrantable jurisdictinn nver us. We have
reminded them nf the circumstances nf nur emigratinn and settlement here. We have appealed
tn their native justice and magnanimity, and we have cnnjured them by the ties nf nur
cnmmnn kindred tn disavnw these usurpatinns, which, wnuld inevitably interrupt nur
cnnnectinns and cnrrespnndence. They tnn have been deaf tn the vnice nf justice and nf
cnnsanguinity. We must, therefnre, acquiesce in the necessity, which dennunces nur
separatinn, and hnld them, as we hnld the rest nf mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefnre, the representatives nf the United States nf America, in General Cnngress,
assembled, appealing tn the Supreme Judge nf the wnrld fnr the rectitude nf nur intentinns,
dn, in the name, and by the authnrity nf the gnnd penple nf these cnlnnies, snlemnly publish
and declare, that these united cnlnnies are, and nf right nught tn be free and independent
states; that they are absnlved frnm all allegiance tn the British Crnwn, and that all pnlitical
cnnnectinn between them and the state nf Great Britain, is and nught tn be tntally dissnlved;
and that as free and independent states, they have full pnwer tn levey war, cnnclude peace,
cnntract alliances, establish cnmmerce, and tn dn all nther acts and things which independent
states may nf right dn. And fnr the suppnrt nf this declaratinn, with a firm reliance nn the
prntectinn nf Divine Prnvidence, we mutually pledge tn each nther nur lives, nur fnrtunes and
nur sacred hnnnr.
When someo- when a person st- when someone stutters it's like
you're glimpsing alternate universes where the conversation
could've gone superficially different.
past month
Toy Story 6
"Thank you, they're beautiful. Let me just find something to put them in. How was the drive?"
"Not bad at all. I actually enjoy a long drive these days. Listened to a couple of podcasts and
some music. Why don't you just use that up there?"
"Hmmm?"
"That black glass one on top of the fridge."
"Oh, that's actually not black glass, it's just a crystal vase. Can't use it, it's...full."
"Is it painted?"
"It's clear, it's just full of crude oil."
"Why do...why is there a crystal vase full of crude oil sitting on the edge of your fridge?"
"That's the best place for it. We don't talk about it. It's not going to be a part of our family. The
little ones won't see it, and the dogs won't get into it. I don't know where else to put it."
"That seems like a st-- okay, you're not afraid it's going to wobble or tip up there? That seems
like a really bad place for it."
"It's not going to be a part of our family. Don't worry. Don't talk about it! Tonight at eleven."
"It wiggled when I put my bean salad in the fridge. If I knew it was full of crude oil I wouldn't
have even opened the door! How long has that been up there?"
"Since April 23, 1423. Do you want a beer?"
"You said the kids can't see it up there? It looks like that crayon drawing stuck to the fridge is
of that very vase. What is going on here?"
"That has to be a mountain or a rock. Not the vase. It's not going to be a part of our family.
It's fine up there. This is fine. Your salad looks delicious."
"Try the pico! It's habanero mango! I put it behind the orange juice. Have you been cooking in
the dark?"
"Delightful! Oh -- that second bulb has finally gone out; I was just about to replace it when
you knocked."
"Here, is this chair okay to stand on?"
"I'm surprised you couldn't just reach it!"
"Well, I have to be able to see what I'm doing up here -- wait...got it. Here, hold my beer--OH
SHIT"
We haven't been able to leave the kitchen for days. Someone will find out.
Better Shave
New dawns are breaking
And dark stars shine brighter at this distance
Sharpen up the razor and rinse the brush
Give myself a long elegant shave
The kind mobsters get from defeated enemies
Cut fine and washed in brisk water
Ready to face the day
past week
So I Imagined
A mountain with a thousand oak trees and a million gloins of shrooms.
*.
A chinese village in the middle of a valley, right next to the little river.
*.
A bunch of clouds in the shape of something that's alien to me.
*.
A dog with a hunchback.
*.
A nice norwegian house in the middle of an industrial city.
*.
A crying woman, maybe Mary.
*.
The goddess Rhea as she gave him to the nymphs.
*.
An empty library.
*.
A full vacancy.
*.
A glass of milk that's very revolutionary.
*.
A constitution written on the trunk of that tree which I used to climb with the daughter of our
neighbour Pan Majewski.
*.
Then, I imagined, and imagined, as the smoke of the opium broke through my mind, that I
was, for a moment, for a single, short, very short, but very real, ideal, moment, me.
drank powdered milk and ate toast and gravy for dinner. John was none of those things.
He was a blue-blood; had gone to a snappy St. Louis high school. John went to Yale for
college, using my school - Washington University - as his safety school. Now at the University
of Chicago, one of the nation's top law schools, and the leader in the "law and economics"
movement, he had already landed a clerkship on the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, to begin the
Fall after his graduation. After that, he would be one of the select few considered for a
Supreme Court clerkship.
He was certain and confident. His voice was deep and cultured. He formed words perfectly. He
settled easily into the conversation at the bar, slowly moving to the center and taking it over.
He had a mordant, observational sense of humor. He touched people as he spoke to them,
leaning in and looking them straight in the eye. He made each person feel like they had his
undivided attention, like they were special. I wanted to kill him.
I was the first to leave. As I said my goodbyes, John again raised his eyebrows at me, and
smiled. He smiled easily, and it was a big, broad smile that animated his face and revealed
deep dimples and perfect teeth. I did not smile easily.
I have always felt old, even though I look young. Set on escaping my origins, I thought that
required focus and a purpose.
I sat in the front row. I raised my hand. I followed the rules.
Hidebound, and wounded so tightly around the idea of striving that I couldn't unwind.
Constantly competing, constantly trying to move up and out.
I say all this, but I haven't said the most important things. I'm still hiding. I think I'm a
pathological liar.
Who am I?
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
My girlfriend, Ellie, is visiting me this weekend for my friend Todd's wedding party. I am one of
the groomsmen that Todd has entrusted.
I met Ellie the first day of NULS orientation, in line for lunch. She was shorter than me, but fit
before being fit was a thing, if that makes sense. She had unruly brown hair, big brown eyes, a
button nose, a big smile, and dark, ethnic skin. She was a dynamo, dominating every
encounter she had.
I am the opposite. Never work out; carrying 10 extra pounds. I have thick blonde hair, which I
wear short and parted on the left side since fourth grade. Green eyes, with a noticeable circle
of orange around the pupil, and the whites clear as milk. My smile is rare, but apparently it
dimples my cheeks when it appears. I've always looked too young. A young Mark-Paul
Gosselaar, when I want Max Caulfield.
"Who are *you?" she asked me back then, exaggerating the "you."
"I'm Max. Actually, Mason, but people call me Max. I'm not sure why. It seems like it'd be
Mace, not Max. But it's Max. Haha..." She made me nervous. I didn't know her.
"Well... Mace," she said, exaggerating the gap between the two words. "I'm Ellie. Short for
Elizabeth. Which makes total sense. Because Elizabeth starts with El. Anyway, have lunch with
me."
I did, and didn't say a word. There was no room. Ellie never stopped talking. If there was
something about her I wanted to know but did not by the end of that lunch, I'd have been
hard-pressed to figure out what it was.
Afterwards, I walked Ellie to her room. She asked if I wanted to go in. I did, and we wound up
in bed, as Ellie planned. She was lively and loud as I made her come, shifting and writhing
under my hands and tongue. She gave me head, deepthroating me and swallowing all I had
when I came. When it was time for me to go, she insisted, "Come back tonight." I did. I can't
say no with her.
Ellie likes sex. A lot. And she liked me.
We dated the whole year. I basically lived in her room. When we weren't eating, sleeping or
studying, we were having sex. She hated condoms, so she got an IUD over Christmas, calling
it my Christmas present.
Ellie had also developed her vaginal muscles. She had complete control of them. When I was
coming, she clamped them shut and the pleasure was so intense it made me light-headed. The
more you know.
As the year flew on, and the Chicago weather turned brutal, we got experimental. Bought
books and toys, and used both to pleasure each other and ourselves as much as we could. I
thought, for the first time, I couldn't be happier.
By the time I headed to St. Louis, and she headed to New York for the summer, there was
almost nothing we had not done to each other. Now I was going to see her again.
...
I got a downtown hotel room for the weekend of her visit. We checked in, and picked up where
we had left off. We fucked through the rehearsal dinner, which as a groomsman was a douche
move on my part. Ah well. I'm sure Todd will understand.
We fucked the next day until we had to leave for the wedding. It was mid-June, and hot even
for St. Louis. We got chocolate and whipped cream delivered with our breakfast and spent the
morning and early afternoon in bed covering each other with both, and then fucking and licking
each other clean. By the time we had to check out on Sunday, my balls were empty and
hurting, and Ellie was raw. It had been a great weekend. Such was Ellie, and away Ellie went in
her airplane.
Ellie said something before leaving, though. Something was concerning her, but she couldn't
quite put her finger on it.
"When I come back, I want to meet the John you talked about all weekend."
All weekend? I hadn't realized.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Tovar Ishch
A russian radikalisky
of the 19th century.
He had an itch
FOR REVOLUTION!
His motto:
"Get in the ditch,
you bourgeoisie children
of the capitalist witch!"
Understanding
Understanding
Understanding
On to the next one
past day
Shhhhhhhhwoooooooosghsssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooo9oooooop
What's that sound?
It's the sound of someone else's anxiety blowing beautifully through you and not disturbing a
single atom of you.