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Hello there
.You can call me S. aureus
.I am a Gram Positive cocci (round) bacteria
I am also known as 'golden staph' because I form
.little yellow spots when I'm grown in a lab
Sometimes I can be a special type called
"Methicillin resistant S. aureus" (or MRSA) and it is
.VERY VERY hard to get rid of
I live naturally in the noses and throats of many
.people
.I cause pus filled infections anywhere I can get into
Specifically, I love skin, breasts, surgery or wounds,
.heart valves (endocarditis) and blood
I am the most common cause of joint and bone
.infections
I can also cause Staphylococcal scalded skin
.syndrome or Staphylococcal toxic shock syndrome

.Hello, my name is N. meningitidis

.You can call me the meningococcus
.I am a Gram Negative cocci (round) bacteria
I'm carried in the noses and mouths of 5-10% of
.people, but I don't make them sick
They can give me to other people by kissing and
.sharing drinks
I have 13 different 'serogroups' - my most deadly
.groups are A, B, C and Y
.These can quickly kill healthy people
Most of the time, I cause meningitis and a special

.purple rash made of bleeding in the skin

.I can also infect your blood
.Hello hello
.I'm N. gonorrhoeae
.I'm Gram Negative bacteria, but I'm not a rod
I'm a coccus, which is a round bacteria, or
.sometimes two stuck together
.'Most people call me 'Gonococcus
I am spread by ***ual contact and I cause the STD
.called gonorrhoea
I can give you urethrtis, pharyngitis and cervicitis .which can lead to infertility
If I get into your blood I cause fever, skin lesions,
.arthritis and joint pain
I can get into the eyes of infants when they're born,
.if their mother is infected with me
!Hi
.My name is B. melitensis
.I'm a Gram Negative bacteria
.I am quite small
I live in sheep and goats, but some of my cousins
.live in cows, pigs and dogs
.I cause a zoonotic infection called Brucellosis
Zoonotic means people can only get me from
.animals
I cause fever, headaches, mucle pain and even
depression
.Hello
.You can call me B. pertussis
.I'm a Gram Negative bacteria
.I am spread to people by respiratory droplets
I cause whooping cough, which can be highly fatal
.in infants

?How do I do this
.I get into the throat and make toxins
.First I give you a cough, then your throat swells up
If it swells up enough, it can block your airway,
giving your breathing a "whooping" sound
.Hola. I'm C. jejuni
.I am a curved Gram Negative rod
.You can find me in lots of domestic animals
I am part of the normal bacterial flora of poultry
.and cattle
I get into people through dirty drinking water or
.under*****d meat, especialy chicken
I cause food poisoning, with a self limiting bloody
diarrhoea, abdominal cramps and fever
.Hello there
.You can call me H. pylori
.I am a helical Gram Negative rod
.I live in the mucous layer of the stomach
I am famous for causing duodenal and gastric ulcers
.by making the stomach secrete lots of acid
.I am also a risk factor to some gastric cancers
.More than half the people in the world have me
In 2005 two scientists from Perth, Western
Australia - Robin Warren and Barry Marshall - were
.given a Nobel prize for their work with me
Marshall even drank a dish full of me to give
.himself stomach ulcers and prove their theories
Before that, everyone thought stomach ulcers were
!caused by stress
.Howdy, my name is H. aegyptius
I'm a Gram negative bacteria from the Haemophilus

.genus
Some people consider me to be a special type of H.
.influenzae
I cause conjunctivits, but what I really enjoy giving
.to people is Brazilian purpuric fever
It causes fever, abdominal pain, vomiting and a
.purpuric rash
.It was very common in Brazilian children
.Hello, I'm H. ducreyi
.I'm a small, gram negative rod
.I am mostly found in developing countries
I cause chancroid, a disease which is ***ually
.transmitted
It has a soft chancre made of genital ulcers
Then I spread to your inguinal (groin) lymph nodes
.and enlarge them
.Sometimes they form abscesses
.Hello there
My name is N. influenzae, just like my friend before
.me
.But we are very different
I dont have a capsule like he does, so I can't be
.typed into a group
.I am a small, Gram negative rod
I can cause bronchitis, sinusitis and otitis media in
.the ear
.I can also cause pneumonia in the community
Scientists used to think that I caused flu, but then
.realised that it was caused by a virus instead
.Greetings! My name is H. influenzea
.But not just any H. influenzae
I have a special polysaccharide "capsule", so I can

.be "typed" into a specific group

Of all the groups A to G, I am the most important in
.terms of making you sick
In kids who are under 18 onths old, I tend to cause
.meningitis and septicaemia
I can be rapidly fatal and even cause problem if
.they survive
In kid over 18 months old, I usually cause
.epiglottitis, sweling and blocking off their airways
I like to give everyone else pharyngitis and
laryngotracheobronchitis, which often becomes
.croup

.Howdy, I'm P. aruginosa

.I'm a gram negative bacteria
But I'm not an Enterobacteriaceae like my friends
.before me
You can call me a non-fermentative rod, meaning I
.don't ferment glucose
You can mostly find me in hospitals
!I can cause lots and lots of things in people
.In people with urinary catheters, I can cause UTIs
In intravenous drug users and transplant patients, I
.can cause septicaemia
.I'm Y. Pestis
.I'm a Gram negative Enterobacteriaceae bacteria
.I'm from the Yersiniae tribe
I am the cause of the Black death and the bubonic
.plague
I spread all through out Europe in the 14th century
.and devastated the population
!!!Some people say I took out a third of Europe

I get spread by fleas that are carried on rats, there

.were lots of them
I'm still endemic in a lot of the world, especially in
.Africa
.Hello, I'm B. anthracis
.I'm a Gram Positive rod that can form a spore
I can live in the soil for years and still be
.dangerous
.I cause anthrax
I kill cattle and horses and humans that touch the
.animals
.I can act in three different ways
When I get through your skin I make a black scab
.and fever
When I'm inhaled I look like flu, but then I suddenly
.get you in 24 hours
.I get into your gut in un*****d meat
If you don't take antibiotics, I'm almost always
.fatal
Because I kill quickly, I'm sometimes used by armies
as a biological weapon

.Hello, I'm E. faecalis

.I'm a Gram Positive coccus
.I live in your intestines when you are healthy
But I can be bad when I get into other parts of your
.body
If your intestines are torn (like surgery or stabbing)
.I spill out and infect your abdomen
.I can also cause UTIs if you have a catheter

.I can infect leg ulcers, burns and blood

When I infect your heart valves I'm very hard to get

.Hello, my name is C. difficile

I'm an anaerobic, Gram Positive rod that can make
.spores
.I live in your digestive tract
.I cause pseudomembranous colitis
Sometimes if you take broad spectrum antibiotics
(especially clindamycin and the cephalosporins) you
.kill off your friendly bacteria
.That leaves lots of room for me
.I make toxins that cause very bad inflammation
.You get diarrhoea, abdominal pain and a fever
I covered myself in a white membrane like coating
.that can be seen on the inside of your intestines

Hello
.My name is C. perfringens
.I'm a Gram Positive rod and anaerobic
I live in soil and can make spores to survive to for a
.long time
."I can cause myonecrosis, or "gas gene
.I get into your muscles in wounds and make toxins
As I eat away at your muscles, I let off gases that
.build up between them
.When I am "type A", I can cause food poisoning
I live in under*****d meat and make spores in your

.gut
I make an enterotoxin that gives you cramping and
.diarrhoea
."My "type C" form causes "necrotising enteritis
.You have to eat under*****d pork with me in it
You also have to eat alot of foods like sweet
potatoes, which have a chemical called trypsin
.inhibitor in them
When they are together, I can make my -toxin and
eat away at your el
.Hello
.My name is C. diphtheriae
I'm a Gram Positive rod bacteria that can't form any
.spores
.I have an irregular shape
I used to live in lots of places
Now I mostly live where people don't have vaccines
.for me
I get into your throat and airway and make them
.swell up
.The swelling forms a covering, so you can't breath
.I give off toxins that hurt your heart and nerves

.Why, hello hello

.I'm known as L. monocytogenes
I'm a Gram Positive rod bacteria that can't form any
.spores
I live in many meats, vegetables and dairy
.products
My favourite foods are fancy soft cheeses, pate,
.coleslaw and sliced meats

I am especially dangerous for babies, the elderly

.and those without a good immune system
In these people I cause listeriosis, made up of
.bacteraemia and meningitis
In pregnant women I cause granulomatosis
infantiseptica. The fetus becomes infected and
.sometimes dies
.Hello
.My name is L. acidophilus
.I am a Gram Positive, rod shaped bacteria
.I have a nice, regular shape, but I can't form spores

.I'm never really dangerous

.In fact, I'm usually very helpful
.I can live in your mouth or your gut
I'm most important in a woman's vaginal area,
because I make sure it is acidic enough to be
.healthy

.Hello
.My name is B. cereus
I'm a Gram Positive rod and I can form spores if I
.want
!I love rice
Rice is one of my favourite places to live, especially
.if it's been reheated over and over
You can get food poisoning from me that will give
.you diarrhoea and vomiting
.I use a special toxin to make you sick
.Hey, my name is K. rhinoscleromatis
I'm a Gram negative bacteria, family
.enterobacteriaceae

Like my cousin K. pneumoniae, I'm part of tribe 6,

.Klebsiellae
I usually cause chronic granulomatous infection in
.the mucous membranes of the upper airway
I cause Rhinoscleroma, a hardening of skin on the
.nose, mouth and pharynx
I'm much more rare than than my cousin
.Hi, my name is K. pneumoniae
I'm Gram negative, in the Enterobacteriaceae
.family
.I'm part of the Klebsiellae tribe
.I cause a lobar pneumonia in the community
Most of the time, you find me in people with
alcoholism, diabetes or chronic obstructive airway
.disease
My pneumonia is necrotising (cell destroying) and is
.severe
If you have my pneumonia, your sputum will look
."like "currant jelly
.Hi, my name is S. enteritidis
I'm part of the enterobacteriaceae, from tribe 3,
.Salmonellae
.I'm a Gram negative bacteria
When I have typhoidal strains people just call me S.
.typhi
.My typhoidal strains cause typhoid fever
It's a serious systemic disease you get when I
.invade through your intestines to you blood
!It can be fatal

.I have thousands of non-typhoidal strains as well

It can infect you through food and water and cause
.self-limiting diarrhoea
My cousins S. paratyphi causes paratyphoid fever
(but I just think he's copying me)
.One of my most famous carriers is Typhoid Mary
She was a cook and was quarantined until the day
she died

.Hello
.My name is S. dysenteriae
I'm a Gram negative bacteria in the
.Enterbacteriaceae family
.I'm also part of tribe I, Ecsherichiae
My cousins S. flexneri, S. boydii, S. sonnei and I are
.all very close
We all cause bacterial dysentery, a diarrhoea with
.blood and pus
.We can do this because we have Shiga toxin
.We can be transmitted on clothes and furniture
I was all around in world war II and I killed King
!Henry V
.Hey, my name is E. coli
I'm a Gram negative bacteria and I'm part of the
.enterbacteriaceae family
.In my family I am part of tribe I, Escherichieae
.My whole family is oxidase negative
.I live in the els
My uropathic strains are the most common cause of
!urinary tract infection. For teh win
Some of my strains have virulence factors, so I can

.cause diarrhoea
The diarrhoea can watery or bloody, depending on
which strain you have

.Hi there, I'm V. vulnificus

I'm a Gram negative, oxidase positive fermenter
.bacteria
.I'm the most virulent of the non-cholera Vibrios
.Like my cousins, I live in the ocean
I can get into you on contaminated seafood, where I
.cross from your gut to your blood stream
Then I can cause septicaemia and necrotic ulcers
!under the skin, with 50% mortality
Don't worry though, that's only if you are
.immunocompromised or have liver disease

!Hey there
Call me V. parahaemolyticus, part of the Vibrio
.genus
I'm a Gram negative, oxidase positive fermenter
.bacteria
I live in salt water and you can get me by eating
.contaminated seafood
I cause gastroenteritis with watery diarrhoea,
.cramps and fever
.Most of the time my infection is self-limiting
!!I even appear in a comic
.Hi, I'm V. cholerae
I'm a Gram negative, oxidase positive fermenter
.bacteria

Many of my strains cause cholera, a severe

.diarrhoeal illness
I can be epidemic or pandemic and I love the
.developing world
I have a high fatality in malnourished populations,
.where people get very dehydrated
To give you severe diarrhoea, my strains need to
.make the cholera toxin
!I have lots of strains
Most of my strains that cause outbreaks are 'type01' strains, but there are also 139 'non-type-01'
.strains
You can classify me into Inaba, Ogawa and Hikojima
serotypes if you want. Or you could classify me into
classical and El Tor biotypes (you don't see my El
.Tor much anymore though)