1.

Man
didn't

Yesterday, I had to stand in the school corridor because I

do
my homework. Many students stared at me ....
Woman :
You should do your homework before you get to the
class.
a. I didn't really care.
d. It was so embarrassing.
b. I was so happy
e. Finally, I could make it.
c. I was pleased
2. Woman
and

: There were so many people watching my performance

I
made
a
mistake in front of them ....
Man
: That's fine. Mistakes are not always bad things. You can
learn
from
it
and
you won't make the same mistake in the future.
a. I was so happy
d. I was in doubt
b. I was so embarrassed
e. I did not agree
c. I was little bit fuzzy

3. Sinta
have
Heni
isnt

: Hen. Im totally distressed . Im not beautiful like others. I

bad
lucks.
God may not love me.
: Hey, wait a minute. Dont drop yourself into sadness! Beauty
determined
only by ones physical appearance.
: What does beautiful mean for you?
: According to me, someone is considered beautiful if she has

Sinta
Heni
love.
From the dialog above, Sinta is ... .
a. sad
d. angry
b. happy
e. annoyed
c. embarrassed

4. Dika
: I am so embarrassed because I cant speak English fluently.
Nina
: ... . Lets learn and practice it together.
a. Thats good
d. Its not a big deal
b. Dont be scared
e. I dont think it is a big deal
c. Dont be scared.
5.

On the telephone
Victor
: Victors speaking
Cynthia : Hi, Victor, let me tell you something funny happened to me this morning.
Victor
: Something funny? Okay, please tell me!
Cynthia : You know, I submitted the letter you sent to me a week ago instead of my
paper on Mr. Marios desk. And the worst thing is that he read it in front of
the class.
Victor
: (laughing) Thats the funniest joke in the world
Cynthia : Do you know what I felt at that time? I wished I had never been born.

What can we conclude from Cynthias utterance in the dialogue? She is ....
a. ashamed because of her mistake
d. so sick with her classmates
b. disappointed to his boyfriend
e. so confused to herself
c. very angry with her teacher
6. Sisy
: Ideal physical person is mostly associated with a balanced
proportion
height
and weight.
Tiara
: Wow ... ! Im terribly sad when people talk about harmonious
weight
and
height. Im short enough and plump. So, I will never be
beautiful, then.
The underlined utterance is an expression of ... .
a. sadness
d. love
b. happiness
e. anger
c. embarrassment
7. Henri
: Which one are you interested in? Sky surfing or sky diving?
Injal
: ... . Its more challenging.
a. I dont like surving
d. I dont like sky diving
b. Sky diving is more favourable to me e. Sky diving is too
dangerous
c. I dont like both of them
8. Cici
: Whats the matter with you, Sari?
Sari
: ... I lost my wallet. There are many important cards in it.
a. Never mind
d. Im totally distressed
b. Thank you
e. Im happy for that
c. Im okay
9. Daughter : Mom, thanks for everything you do for me. Nothing
compares
to
you
in
my
life. I love you Mom.
Mother
: ... . my dear .
a. Im glad you like it.
d. Take it easy.
b. I love you too
e. Dont be sad
c. Dont mention it.
10. Sally
Bruce
Sally
Bruce

: Bruce, don't you think you should take a vacation? Even one or two days
would be fine.
: It seems impossible for me. Theres too much work.
: But you look so exhausted. You need a break!
: I know. My chances would be better if they would hire more people. But, the

Sally

problem is they want to keep the cost down so they dont want to hire more
people.
: They won't hire more people?

Bruce
: No, .... .
Which utterance belongs to the expression of sorrow?
a. Sadness makes me mad.
b. Calm down, getting angry wont help.
c. I just cannot believe it happened to me.
d. Youre the one and only love that I have.
e. I am really overwhelmed with a heavy workload.
11. On the telephone.
Tom
: Why didn't you show up for class this morning?
Mike
: I don't even want to talk about it. My car broke down.
Tom
: Oh, what happened?
Mike
: The engine seems to be busted. The car is very important to me and I dont
know what to do now.
Tom
: Have you thought about getting a new car?
Mike
: Yeah, I've thought about that, but I can't afford a new car. I'm broke.
Tom
: Hey, cheer up! Maybe, you can lease a car. It doesn't cost much.
From the above dialogue, we know that Mike felt .... .
a. angry
d. relieved
b. gloomy
e. frightened
c. anxious
12. At Janes house
Mary
: Jane, I'm very upset about something. Can I talk with you? I'd like your
opinion.
Jane
: What is that about? Oh, is it about Ed?
Mary
: Yeah. (Heave a sigh) You know, Ed is indeed a gentleman. He has
wonderful manners and is respectful of me. But I'm really bothered by his
past!
Jane
: His past? What do you mean?
Mary
: He used to have a girlfriend and he loved her very much. He almost
married
her if it were not for an accident.
Jane
: Oh, I see. But why are you so bothered? That's already a history, isn't it?
Mary
: I know, but I just cant get it off my mind.
From the dialog above, we can understand that Mary expressed ....
a. love
d. hate
b. gratitude
e. agreement
c. compliment
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from
LA
to
CN.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired,
just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,

you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get
some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
$500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end
to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the
first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The
blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill
and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks
the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four
legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour,
he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank
you",
and
turns
back
to
get
some
more
sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
13.

The story tells us about

a. a plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
b. a lawyer who played a game with a blonde.
c. a lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
d. a blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
e. a blonde who lost her money.

14.

What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?

a. Hide and seek
d.
Guessing game
b. Chicken limbo
e.
Scrabble
c. Jump rope

15. What was the rule of the game finally?

a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid
him
$5.00,
and
vise
versa.
b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay
$5.00.
If
the
lawyer
could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.
c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid
him
$500.00,
and
vise versa.
d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid
him
$500.00.
If
the
lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.

e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her

$500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not
have to pay him.
16. How
a.
b.
c.

much money did the blonde benefit from the game?

$5.00
d. $510.00
$50.00
e. $490.00
$500.00

17. Who
a.
b.
c.

was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?

The blonde
d. Both were clever.
The lawyer
e. They were the same.
None of them was clever.

18. The word miffed in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to
a. shy
d. doubt
b. happy
e. angry
c. generous
Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my
hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to
buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he
wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is
very inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light
regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the
policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil
Collins!"
19. What does the text talk about ... .
a. Willy and his new drum.
b. Phil Collins and his drum.
c. a policeman and his whistle.

d. Willy's drum private teacher.

e. the writer's five-year old son.

20. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n ........ boy.
a. smart
d. funny
b. stupid
e. childish
c. annoying
21. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........
a. he is very inquisitive.
b. "because he is not Phil Collins".
c. he blew his whistle now and then.
d. he also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
e. "dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"
22.

What is generic structure of the text above?

a.
b.
c.
d.
e.

identification - description
general classification - description
orientation events reorientation
orientation complication - resolution
orientation events twist

Read the spoof text below!

1.

The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited
politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to
Dave; I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect
your telephone.

2.

Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had
only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the
door of his office.

3.

4.

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and
had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to
set up his own real estate agency.

It must be my first customer, Dave thought. He quickly picked up the

telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from
someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the
country.

23. The best arrangement for the paragrapf above is .....

a. 3 2 4 1
b. 3 2 1 4
c. 3 4 1 2
d. 2 4 1 3
e. 2 3 4 1
Integrated Pest Management
There is no best way to deal with pests in agriculture. Pesticides which are commonly
used may cause many problems. I think combining different management operations is the
most effective way to control pests.
Firstly, the chemicals in the pesticides may build up as residues in the environment
and in the soil which absorbs the chemicals. This reduces the quality of farm product.
Secondly, pests can gradually become resistant to pesticides. This means that newer and

stronger ones have to be developed. Lastly, some pesticides affect non target plants and
animals such as fish and bees. This affects the ecology and environment as well.
So, understanding of ecology of an area helps a lot in pest control. Pesticides should
be chosen and applied carefully so that they don't affect the ecological balance and
environment.
Therefore, integrated pest management is a safe and more effective option to fight pest in
agriculture and livestock.
24. Which of the following is not directly affected by pesticides used?
a. Plants
d. Environment.
b. Ecology
e. Human Beings
c. Animals.
25. What can you say about paragraph two and four?
a. The fourth paragraph supports the idea stated in paragraph two.
b. Both paragraphs tell about the disadvantages of using pesticides.
c. Both paragraphs tell about how pesticides affect the quality of farm products.
d. The statement in paragraph is contrary to the statement in paragraph four.
e. The second paragraph tells about the effects of using pesticides on animals
mentioned in paragraph four.
26. One of the disadvantages of using chemical pesticides is
a. killing fish and bees.
b. increasing crops productivity.
c. creating balanced ecosystem.
d. causing the pests to become inactive
e. helping reduce pollutants in the environment.
27. Secondly, pests can gradually become resistant to pesticides. (paragraph 3)
The word resistant in the sentence above means
a. weak
d. fragile
b. damage
e. unaffected
c. unbalanced
28.

What is the generic structure of the text above?

a. thesis argument
d. orientation events

twist
b. thesis argument reiteration
reiteration
c. thesis argument recomendation
29. I will visit your hometown ... .
a. if I came to Indonesia
Indonesia
b. if I would come to Indonesia
Indonesia
c. if I came to Indonesia

e. orientation events

d.

if

had

came

to

e.

if

will

come

to

30. If my TPM score is better than before, I ... to God.

a. grateful
b. will grateful
c. will be grateful
31.

If I
a.
b.
c.

d. would grateful
e. would be grateful

..... , I .... only bring my deeds to the God.

die would
d. died - would
die will
e. died - will
died would

32. I would not have ... by my teacher, if I ... my friend in exam.

a. punish have not cheat
d. punished
cheated
b. punishes have not cheat
e. punished
cheat
c. punished has not cheat

had

not

had

not

33. I would be very happy if I could .... all of Gods rule.

a. obeyed
d. obeys
b. obeying
e. had obey
c. obey
34. If the students had ... harder than before, they would have .... the
exam
without
any difficulties.
a. learn will have finish
d. learned would have
finished
b. learned would have finish
e. learned would have
been finished
c. learned will have finished
35.
she

When she slept during the lesson, the teacher questioned her and
couldnt
answer.
She ... and her face turned red.
a. giggled
d. smiled
b. laughed
e. chuckled
c. grinned
II. Answer the following questions!

1. These students once had an embarrassing moment in their lives.

Please rearange the jumbled words to make good sentences. (score:
2 points)
a. around pictures blushed embarrassment sisters I when
awkward my with showed baby my
b. embarrassing was accused my when extremely was
father corruption it of

2. Complete the dialog below with expressions of sadness! (score: 3

points)
a. Fadil : Rin, your sister is very beautiful. I saw her yesterday.
Ririn : Oh... yeach? What makes you think so?
Fadil : She is slim, has got a fair complexion, and tall. Do you
have
the
same
opinion as mine?
Ririn : I __________ knowing that description of beauty is just from
appearance.
You are beautiful if you feel comply with yourself. No
matter
what
others
say about you.
b. Siska : Whats going on John?
John : _______________, Sis.
Siska : Why are you very sad, tell me come on!
John : _______________, my grandmother has just passed away.
Siska : Oh no, Iam sorry to hear that John. I cant believe whats going on.
Complete the sentence with available verb. (score: 5 points)
A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, _________ the
Psychic
Hotline
to find out what his _______ would be.
His Personal Psychic Advisor ______ him, You are going to meet a
beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.
The frog was ______ and said, Thats great! Where will I _______
her, at work, at a party?
No, says the psychic, in a Biology class.
-

thrilled
telephoned

- advised
- future

- meet

Write your emarrassing moment which had happened in your live!

(score: 5 points)