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hello
ya
what?
sir kindly switch off your mobile phone
just one sec one sec please!!!
excuse me!
sir please sit down!!!!
captain ther is a medical emergency
a passenger has just fallen down on the aisle
delhi air india 11 returning to medical emergency
sir excuse me sir excuse me sir
one minute!!!!!!!
im alright now
thank you!
all go now
i'll go now
gentlemen wait!!
get the vehicle
are you Mr.dullon
why?
should i tatoo my name here?
take out the vehicle fast!!
ok sir!! come sir
should go to hotel right sir??
ya ya we'll go hotel
but through vasant vihar.. take me ther
put some load on accelerator kaake!!!!
ya farhan tell me
you come out fast im reachin ur place in 5 min
what happened dude?
chathur had called
remember him?
who "silencer"?
ya ya
he's tellin rancho is comin
what u're sayin?
hanh he's tellin if wanna meet rancho come to campus at 8, on the tank
oh s
hey u come out fast
ya ok ok
sruthi i'll be back in sometime
oooo shoes....
namaste sir!!!
remove your pants n get sealed!!!
whats ur name? tell
ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad!!
huuii hhehehhee
listen brothers learn by-heart!!! by final year u'll learn!!! hmmm
remove ur pants.... remove pant
oooh so u wont listen like this hanh?
dont wear wet pant kid?
come remove now!!
aal iz well aal iz well.............[ranchod baba mantra lol]
what is he tellin?
someone make him understand!!!
hey james bond make him understand!! hmm
take off ur pants of they're gonna piss on u
oye english!!! feeling shy to speak in hindi hanh?
sorry sir i was born in uganda, n studied in pondicherry!!
so little slow in hindi!!!
so slowly make him understand!! who is in a hurry here?
worn again hanh?
[in pure hindi!!!!laughing stock] take off ur pants or they gonna piss on u...
he is tellin piss as muthravisarjan???hahahha
ooo here come pandit learning engineering
hey come out you idiot
come out
come out or else ill piss on ur door!!!
ill count 10
if u dont come out
ill piss on ur door for the whole semester
salt water is a great conductor of electricity
we all studied it!!
he applied it!!
ICE's director's name was Dr.viru shastrabhuddi
but every one calls him virus
all called him computer virus!!!
oye virus is comin..carryin eggs with him
he has told first years to come down come fast fast
virus was the most competetive man we had ever seen
if someone overtakes him even one step.........
he could'nt accept it,
to save time he used velcro instead of buttons
and a hook in tie!!
he has trained his mind
that he can write using both his hands at the same time
from 32 year viru shastrabhuddi is waiting for the next viru shastrabhuddi
any one here in this batch to honour this pen?
good hands down
should i write in the notice board
i said put down your hands
sir i have a question sir...
sir if in space fountain pen ball pen cannot be used why astronaut didn't tried pencil in space
sir?
could've saved millions of dollars
i will get back to you on this
that fellow in night kicks seniors
and in day irritating director, im telling u if we stay with him...
he will put us in trouble
buddy, u though screwed virus completely
oh emperor, u're great..
accept our gift....
get lost, dont u've school?
who'll pay fees? yout father?
u callin my father?
hey stop stop raju wat u doin?
eh listen!
no fees required for schooling!!! uniform is required, uniform...
whichever school u like go, get the uniform of that school..
go sit in the class.....
who'll come to know when there is a huge population???
if i get caught?
if they catch u, then uniform change, school change!!! ehhe
there was really something special about him,
he always used to challenge everything in the world.. each n every move....
he was the only one free bird in VIRUS's nest...
we all were just robots operated by professors remote control...
but he was the only one..
perhaps not a machine!!!!
what is a machine?
why are you smiling??
um.. actually sir
from my childhood i used to dream of studying in an engineering college
today im sitting over here, feeling excited sir!!!
no need to be so overexcited...
tell.. tell me the definition for machine
um..
sir
machine is anything that reduces human effort sir
will you please elaborate...?
sir um...
all those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir
feeling hot!!! pressed button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!!
u can talk to your friend miles away..TELEPHONE is machine sir!!!
calculate crores in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir
sir actually we are dependent in the world for machine sir
from PEN NIB to PANTS ZIB... all machines sir!!
one sec up one sec down, up down up down up
tell me the definition??
sir thats wat im tellin sir..
will you write all these in examz hanh?
"this is machine up down up down up"??
IDIOT!!!
anybody else???
)&#^&#&(%#(&#
)&%&#%&(#&%#
$(^($&%#&%#
(&^%%%$^&&&^%$%&
he he eh bla bla bla bla
(&#&%(&#%%#
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow great !!!! perfect !!
great please sit down!
thank you thank you
but sir even i told the same in simple language.....
if you like simple language..
u can go join some other arts n commerce college
but sir.. we should understand it atleast
like this way mugging up from book, what the use sir?
oh you know more than books???
books has the same definition...
and if u wanna pass,, u'll write this itself....
but sir, ther are other books also
get out!!!
ooh why?
in simple language... please go outside...
IDIOT!
so we were discussing about the machines
hey why you came back?
i forgot somethin sir!!
what?
instrument and record, analyse, summarize, organize,
debate and explained information
that are elastative and non-elastative hard bound paper
for me to get good job, i need good grades, and grades are within his hands,
i dont have rich father like you..using whose money, i can spend the rest of my life
hey raju what non-sense are you tellin?
should we do whatever he says hanh? aal iz well, aal iz well?
you'll be the only one who gonna catch his tail not me,
now you're crossing the line,
no im making line in between, because i have to support my family!
mom's half salary has been spend on dad's medicines,
sister's marriage is not happening,
as the groom wants maruthi 800,
from past 5 years
mom dint even buy one saree,
yaar..now in this argument..if u r getting mother's saree in between..what can i say?
yaar so like that how many sarees are reserved for one year? heheh
dont make fun of my mother,
hey raju we will study, with complete dedication we'll study,
but not only to pass exams,
some great scholar has told,
"never study to be successful, study for self efficiency"
dont run behind success,
excellence
follow behind excellence
success will come all way behind you,
who the great scholar told this?
BABA ranchhodas???
hey hey dont take tension yaar,
we'll top the exams yaar, nothin is impossible!
nothin is impossible? hanh?
take this,
now put this back, k!!
raju changed his train's bogey,
now he started the journey(saffar) with chathur,
not the "saffar" in hindi,
english's SUFFER
S
SU
SUF
SUFF
SUFFE
SUFFER
SUFFER hehhehe
everyone calls chathur as "silencer"
to make his mind even more sharper,
he used to eat some bengali BABA's PAN,
im permenant sir,
CONGRATULATIONS!!
um.. one min one min
commisioner sir's call, hold on,
excuse me sir sir
take phone take it wat to say?
ya ya where was i?
you were tellin, outside gate, my death
hanh! when you go out the gate, you a see a signal in front of you
traffic signal!! hanh ok ok
when that signal becomes red,
all vehicle will stop,
ok ok then
then you cross the road carefully,
you know why son nowadays traffic is huge
so like if any vehicle hits you or somethin, you might die,
what non-sense i know that!
oh u know that, very good son then you are safe,
well done well done.
#......became a fool.......#
hey SILENCER!!! dubey has given you this,
hey you dont call me that CHANCHAD,
CHANCHAD
director told me that he din call me,
he dint call you, i told that he remembered you!!
idiots...
respected teachers,
chief guest minister shri RD tripati ji,
students n my dear friends
today if ICE is touchin sky high limits,
then the credit goes to only one man
shri viru sahastrabuddhi..
give him a hand,
sir he's sayin it..
but every word is mine
he is a great guy, really you are,
from past 32 years he had continuosly
in this college,
he has done rapes upon rapes,,,
this means.. miracles upon miracles
hope he continues to do so
we feel wondered that,
how a person in his lifetime can do these many rapes ?
with his extreme self discipline..
see, without understanding if u cram things.. this will be the result, see see
By cramming, u can save 4 years of ur college life..
but for the next 40 years of your life, u'll go on getting raped........
aare yaar,we made him understand so much..
but still he hasnt understood,
madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk...
unbelievable yaar....
u done the right point.. rancho
how fun it was...... hehe
poor fellow dint had any idea......
hey you hey
you swines..
in wat way have i harmed u??
eheh ehe
hey sorry dude dont take it personally,
ill take it personally,
chathur ramalingam is not gonna forget this insult,
ill think of it every minute,
every sec of my life
dude leave it, acttually we were giving demo for raju...
that dont cram things n study.
understand n study..enjoy the beauty of science yaar
im not here to enjoy thing...
then wat?..are you here 2 rape??or have you come here to rape science!!..tuchuk tuchuk!!
laugh.....!!! laugh on my methods..
one day using this methods...
i'll become successful n show everyone
and then i'll laugh.......... and u'll cry!!
yaar, u're boarding the wrong train again
dont run behind success......
become a great engineer such that success runs behind u.....
these ideals dont work in the real world CHANCHAD
u board ur train........... and i'll board mine
and after 10 years from now..v'll come back on this same station
on this same date,
we'll see whose more successful!!!
you?
or me!
do u dare...
do u dare...???
then lets bet....tel
wil u come..
wil u come..?
wil u come..??
lets go!
#....like a fluttering kite.....#
#..... where did he go? let find him!......#
oye chatur..here's is ur bottle of churan!
oh thanks..where did u find it?
it was in the pocket!
hey..how dare u!..tats my pant..
hey wat mine..wat ur's..its written in gita!
hey shut up... remove pants
hey wat are u doing yaar!..people will misinterpret!
mad..idiot!
hey leave..
hey i want it now!
wat happened?
rancho's dad!
brother, where can i find ranchhodas?
he's sittin over there...
thank you...
rancho
yes
oh sorry.. we wish to meet ranchhodas
i'm only ranchhodas..tel me?
no..ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad
i'm only ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad..tel me?
rancho....take care of yourself!
ranchhodas chhanchad!!!
raju!!
yaar..i must be the first man in history who travelled from delhi to shimla in underwear that too
..to meet a wrong person!
yaar..the same name..the same degree..n the same photo
but the person is different..wats the matter!..i'm unable to understand!
but from where did silencer get rancho's address?
yes!
oye chatur!..come here
hey..hey..
how dare u open this..i got this from san francisco
its hand-made biscuit..
specially for Mr.phunsuk wangdu!
phunsuk bangdu...now who is this?
wangdu..wangdu..'W'..'W'...phunsuk wangdu..
do u know who that is??
he's a great scientist...400 patents..the world wants him!
i have been chasing him from past one year..n the meeting has been fixed now!
u know..once he signs a deal with my company..i'll be huge!..huge!
hey..we'll go to hell but along with that we'll even finish ur dad!..got it
two..
then strain-strain n remove ur dad using a strainer!
wat?
we got the wrong one..this one is empty.
empty???
empty??
empty..v'll empty it!
no no
v'll empty it..v'll empty it..i'm tellin u..v'll empty it
noooooooo...hands up!
come on tel..tel, who you are?
aare, i'm ranchhodas yaa!
aeeeeeeeeeee
no..i swear on dad..i swear on dad..i'm tellin the truth yaar!
i'm ranchhodas..he was chhote!
chhote??????
he was the son of our gardener..
everyone used to call him chhote!
even after his mom-dad passed away...dad let him stay in the house!
he used to do odd house-hold works..u know
changing bulbs..gettin eggs n bread..ironing..like
he was very much interested in studies!
he used to wear my old uniform n get into the school
whichever class he liked..he would go n sit in that one!
i used to take advantage of that..
i used to make him do my homework also
and make him write my exam papers also
i was having a good time!
then one day..
master ji saw that a sixth standard child was solving a tenth standard problem
which class u r in,son?..wats ur name?
we were caught
dad was a big man so master ji thought its better to tell him before telling the principal!
u've beginned this..then u only wil end it!
the whole himachal salutes in front of me..
but as soon as i turn away....behind my back,
they call me an illiterate!
this wont happen with my son!
he wants education...and me..just..degree
let it continue as it is...make this boy an engineer
ranchhodas chhanchad's degree..over there..on that wall i want
i went away to london for four years ..n he kept studyin in ICE using my name
he had a deal with my dad that after gettin a degree from ICE
who r u?
do u know..when u were speakin..he kicked..first time!
he..how do u know its a he or she?
dad had asked the astrologer..
he wanted to know,is an engineer coming home or a doctor?
means?
means if its a boy, then its an engineer and if its a gal, then its a doctor
oye champ..u stay inside itself..outside there's a lot of circus!
and the circus's ringmaster, your granfather will spin the hunter and say run!
life is a race..run..be an engineer
but you become watever your heart says
if he scares you too much
keep a hand on ur heart n say AAL IZZ WEll!
he kicked!
say again ..AAL IZZ WELL!
ALL IZZ WEll!
yes..he kicked..he kicked..pia
say ALL IZZ WELL!.
.ALL IZZ WELL!
goooooooo!
you send letter to my dad!.... take this pee-mail freely from us
pigeon..go go go..
pigeon go go go...
pigeon go go go
whoz it?
whoz it?
your coming son-in-law..idiotic VIRUS..and marriage attenders!
rastogi!!
security..that way..that way!!!
so u all have already learnt about the simple pendulum
now lets get down to the advanced study about compound pendulum
its an irregular object oscillating about its own axis
let me demonstrate to u
wats this??
pencil
wats inside it?
lead!
good! lead is the axis to this pencil
even u can be a compound pendulum if u osscilate about
where is raju rastogi?
present sir!
hi..everybody is here
good morning sir..
where were u last night?
what is this?
its a letter
its come for u..from hungary!
its some photographer..andre isthawan!
idiots..u posted my letter?
he liked ur photos very much..he's become crazy!
he wants to make u his assistant!
he has called you to work in the brazilian rainforest for one year!
he's sayin..he'll even give u salary!
dad wont oblige!
go to him..n make him understand lovingly..
dont fear today farhan..
otherwise after 50yrs when u'll be old and fallen in the hospital...
and be waiting to die
u'll think then..letter was in the hand..taxi was at the gate..
if i had dared a little bit..life would have been somethin else!
wat do u think, will he like it?
what was the need to get such an expensive one!
today, son is getting a job
now the days to put our head up and roam wid pride are arriving n u r being stingy!..hanh?
aare farhan?
farhan, today was ur interview..right?
i dint go
i dont wanna be an engineer dad!
wat happened..u had an an accident?
sir..umm..
that building in front sir..
i had jumped off its third floor sir!
why?
because i was restigated!
why?
sir i had pissed on director's door when i was in a drunken state...
that devil rancho is still playin with ur brain?
i cant understand engineering..even if i'll be..i'll be a very bad engineer dad!
rancho tells a very simple thing..
whatever u enjoy doing, make that ur profession!
then work wont seem work but a game!
aare..how much will u earn in that jungle?
dad, stipend is'nt too much but i'll get to learn a lot!
after 5yrs, when u'll see ur friends buying a car
then u'll curse urself!
i'll be frustrated being an engineer,
then i'll curse you throughout my life!
dad,its better i curse myself..right?
aare..rastogi??
pia.. people will gossip for two days n forget it!
but today if u do this marriage..u never forget that car was at the gate!
we had come to take u to rancho..but only because u feared from people
u got married to this donkey!
house keeping??
yaar pia..there is a small..minor tension..
what?
we dont know if rancho's married or not?
wat!!
aare, i would'nt have happened yaar..it would'nt have happened!
and if it would've happened?
then we'll drop u back!
aare, dont take tension..have this biscuit
hand-made biscuit from san-francisco
idiot,,,.
from where did he come?
ignore it..ignore it..
u eat the biscuits..eat..
its very good
AAL IZZ WELL..AAL IZZ WELL!
till yesterday i was a noble citizen of this country
but in the last 24hours..i had got an emergency landin of a plane
almost immersed shyamalda's soul in the gutter
and kidnapped a bride from her wedding
all for that idiot rancho
but even tat idiot gave out his heart for his friends
he had entered ravan's territory, to steal a question paper for raju
search for a red sealed envelope
ok come...
he was very afraid..that if raju failed, he'll again go n do a high-jump!
but even we were very principled robbers!
we had sweared tat we'll steal the paper oly 4 raju..we wont even c it ourselves!
aare yaar,where has he hidden it?
aare yaar, searching like this, it'll be good morning
rancho, ask pia
where are u, since then i'm callin u?
pia, ur phone
give it to me, one minute pia..pia
jiju..when we say AAL IZZ WELL..it kicks!
it kicked
u heard?
pia, your phone
we got it..rancho..
hello??
aare atleast call me sometimes!!
make its copy..make its xerox copy..quick!
take it
keep it wherever we got it from...
carefully!
oye where had you been???? hanh?
hanh??
take this...
what is it??
enjoy....
question paper....
VIRUS's had set by himself to make you fail in exam....
weird friends i've got....
teaching how to live straight forward first....
then makin me do things that are odd...
no..today..
if i pass, it'll be on my own ability!
otherwise its ok if i fail!
idiot!
idiot won my heart!..my heart said i'll make this idiot my brother-in-law
um.. um... then i controlled my emotion!
go..go..
no sir no sir please..
u had come to change the system!
u'll piss on my door
bloody rascals
sorry sir
you are restigated, if u r'nt gone by morning..i'll call the police
i'll call the police
rascals..rascals all of u!
how did he get my office's key?
i gave him the keys dad
i wish i had given it to my brother
he would have been alive today..
stop it pia
what do u think?..brother, fell off the train and died?
shutup pia
you decided that he'll be an engineer.....
did you ever ask him, what he wanted to be?
how much you pressurised brother, dad..
he thought its easier to die than to give an entrance exam!
what is she saying?
dad, you go into the room!
rancho, when there were no hospitals and doctors in this world even then babies were born...
you guys will carry on sister's delivery
aaaaa
aal izz well..aal izz well..
how dare you...???
wat are you guys doing?
dad, dont come in between..please stay out of this ok!!
farhan, you go get towels and scissors....
millimeter, get cloth drying clip and hot water....
rancho you cover sister...
sister.... push
push..push..come on..
push....
keep quiet..i'm unable to push
rancho, see if crowning is happening?
crowning means?
go get that diagram
rancho, see if the head is coming out
come on rancho..quickly
gooooooo
go go go..go rancho..go..come on
no..no crowning..its not coming..no
sister.. please push
mona..
mona
she's tired pia..
wake her up
if she doesnt push, then it'll be a big problem
vacuum cup has to be put, pia
from where will they get a vacuum cup over there...
wat is a vacuum cup?..how does it look?..wat do they do with it?
i'll show u
if the mother gets tired and is unable to push then this cup is put on the baby's head
suction pump creates vacuum and this cup sticks on the baby's head
then the baby is pulled out
i can make this..i can make it
how?
vacuum cleaner sir..
vacuum cleaner??..
yes sir..vacuum cleaner
but vacuum cleaner's pressure is too much rancho
i'll control the pressure
is there a vacuum cleaner over there?
its there in my office
yes
ok
delivery using vacuum cleaner..i havent seen this in 20 yrs of my career!
farhan..off it..
yeah
raju, get on the table..see me
push the baby down like this..like this
farhan, turn it on..
come on sister....push..u can do it!
come on mona..push..come on
think abt champ..for champ..come on
come on mona..mona push
its coming..its coming
come on sister....you can do it
farhan..turn it off..
ya ya..i turned it off
put two clips..and cut the umbical chord
farhan, get two clips..fast!
put it on the umbical chord and get scissors
careful careful
get the towel..towel
pia..pia,,,why isnt it cryin?
hanh?..
hey
hey champ
rancho rub its back
hey champ
no..nothin is happening..
blow air into its mouth..
come on..
come on champ
nothin is happening
queit mona..quiet..
say all izz well.. say aal izz well
it kicked
what!!!
it kicked
say aal izz well.. all izz well
all izz well
all izz well
all izz well
all izz well
all izz well
all izz well
rancho
chote..chote..chote
aare, whats his name ultimately?
aare, cool down.... cool down
come with me..
where.. where is rancho?
rancho..rancho
farhan, do u know.....he has read every book written by u!!..see this
raju.... he reads ur blogs everyday!
he tells the children about ur research very proudly!
do u remember your helmet pia sister?
it was stolen right?
who are you?.. and how do u remember all our names?
didnt you recognize me?
no
how will u recogzine.. now that millimeter has become centimeter!
oye oye oye..idiot..what centimeter..u have become kilometer!!!
but what are you doing over here?
for the first time, i got a letter on my name.. i found a train ticket from tat
it was written inside that if you wanna study then board the train!
and i boarded it..
idiot rancho..
where is tat idiot?
furjee.. take this n go!!!
you come in my dreams everyday on a scooter wearing a bride's costume !
instead of the veil.. you take off your helmet!
and you come near me to kiss me!
aaaaaaah..ouch!
could nt you tell and go?
ummmm..no..
ummmm...sorry
did u get married?
wat?..wat?..
no..u?
almost, idiot!
then?
then what?
do you love someone?
hmm..
ya
who?
you..!
did you see, the nose does'nt come in between, stupid!
yes, thats right!
idiot rancho!
hi, farhan!
aare keep your hi to yourself!
aare listen to me!
no, you listen to me
aare..u listen to me..listen to me,
no,u listen to me, i'll explain everything
hey raju
idiot!!
look here...
aeee.idiot
hit him..hit him two-three from my side aswell
because of you, what all i had to become..u know?
this idiot got glasses!
come.. getup idiot.. getup
ha ha eh ehhe hehhhee
hey idiot!
having fun idiots?
hey.. hi chatur
ranchhodas chhanchad.....
namaste masterji
where have u reached?..u have become a teacher in the village, eh?
A for apple.. B for ball
we boarded the bus together right
but your train went away in reverse
straight to primary teacher from engineering
ha ha ha ha
whats the salary chanchhad?..tell me..Rs 5000, hanh?
for me, they are like 100 dollars
my son's pocket money is more than your salary
hey stop this non-sense
he used to do non-sense.. he wanted to change the education system
he wanted to change the world
now he changes children's diaper over here!
will you break his teeth or shall i break it?..idiot
hey let it be!
do you remember...i had told u..
one day you'll cry and i'll laugh
hehehe hahhaa
sign over here.. accept it.. that and lost and i won!
the declaration of defeat.. unbelivable yaar.. chatur.. unbelivable
hey, that is virus's pen
how did you get it.. you stole it?
umm..now what shall i say yaar?
u got me rancho
i mean mr.wangdu.. totally flowd me.. good one
i hope our personal problems are not gonna affect our deal....
hey chatur..over here..here
i was just joking yaar.. i knew it from within that you'll do something in life!
no.. u're lying?
no no no no.. i'm tellin you.. i swear
rancho 100..chatur zero
you win, i lose.. you dont believe me
aare yaar
oh emperor, you are great.. accept the gift
i'll give you a free advice mr.wangdu..run!!
run run..
hey rancho.. i'll lose my job yaar... i have small-small kids
baba ranchhodas used to say rightly
kids.... be self-efficeient.. self-efficient
then success will come behind u