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Spotlight
A Fistful of Dollars
The annual baudfest Summer Hummer raises funds for local actors
with emergency needs
Summer Hummer V: Champions is Monday, August 22, at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. (the one where everyone is usually liquored up
and gets a little looser) at Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington. General admission is $35.
VIP Reserved Seating is available for $100. Call 703-820-9771 or visit sigtheatre.org.
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Spotlight
Ethan McSweeneys 2014 take on one
of Shakespeares late masterpieces gets
restaged as this years Free for All production. The Tempest features sprites, goddesses and fools holding court on an island
after a shipwreck. Now to Aug. 28. Harman
Center for the Arts, 610 F St. NW. Tickets
are free, distributed through a daily online
lottery system as well as a ticket line prior
to each performance. Call 202-547-1122 or
visit shakespearetheatre.org.
SCOTT SUCHMAN
THE TEMPEST
The Making of Donald Trump is a just-published account from a former New York Times investigative journalist and current USA Today
columnist. David Cay Johnston delves into the family background
and business practices of the Republican nominee for president,
laying out the details of how Donald Trump has amassed his wealth
through investments in real estate and casinos and by taking
advantage of bankruptcy protection over and over again. Thursday,
Aug. 25, at 7 p.m. Politics and Prose, 5015 Connecticut Ave. NW. Call
202-364-1919 or visit politics-prose.com.
SAUSAGE PARTY
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Seth Rogans take-no-prisoners juvenile humor enhances an otherwise dark and unsettling tale about the nature of
existence and the meaning of god in this very R-rated animated comedy. Owing as much to the Christian-value series
VeggieTales as it does to Pixar, Rogan and company frequently mistake an overabundance of four-letter words for genuine
humor as food items learn the awful truth behind what lies beyond the supermarket doors. The film is unsettling in its flagrantly racist deployment of stereotypes, including a nebbishy Jewish Bagel, a hotheaded Lavash, a native American bottle
of Firewater, and a spicy lesbian taco, but it seems odd to get upset about it, as its just a cartoon. (Rogan might go too far
when, during the films opening song, featuring music by Alan Menken, German mustard sings boisterously about exterminating the juice.) Sausage Party isnt as consistently funny as anything South Parks Matt Stone and Trey Parker have
created, and you wonder what the pair might have done with the idea. But it does at least have an audacious, jaw-dropping
orgy at the climax that gives new meaning to the term food porn. Area theaters. Visit Fandango.com. Randy Shulman
FILM
A TALE OF LOVE AND DARKNESS
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS:
THE MOVIE
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Jennifer Saunders beloved British
sitcom about two self-indulgent
women navigating the worlds of
PR, fashion and celebrity finally
BEN-HUR
COMCAST XFINITY
OUTDOOR FILM FESTIVAL
STAGE
SEAN HAGWELL
JOHN OLIVER
A night of stand-up in the citys leading performing arts venue from the British-born,
Emmy-winning comedian and writer, known for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and his
own HBO satirical news show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Wednesday, Aug. 24,
through Saturday, Aug. 27, at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Kennedy Center Concert Hall. Tickets
are $59 to $79. Call 202-467-4600 or visit kennedy-center.org.
FRONT COVER
HANDS OF STONE
HIGH HEELS
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MECHANIC: RESURRECTION
PARIS, TEXAS
SCREAM
HAMLET
HAND TO GOD
LOVE, ACTUALLY
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FRAN STRIEN
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Chicagos
The
Hypocrites
Repertory take on some of the silliest roles ever written for musical
theater, performing two of Gilbert
& Sullivans best-loved comic operettas. Presented promenade style,
with some seats on stage with the
actors, Sean Graney directs the tales
of scurvy pirates, modern MajorGenerals, and star-crossed lovers.
Closes Sunday, Aug. 21. Theatre
Lab at Olney Theatre Center, 2001
Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney,
Md. Tickets are $30 to $55. Call 301924-3400 or visit olneytheatre.org.
MUSIC
ARETHA FRANKLIN
BLACK MASALA
KRISTIN CHENOWETH
MIRANDA LAMBERT
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THE BANGLES
READING
GREGG SHAPIRO
The Clown Prince of Hip-Hop, as MTV once called him, will once again relive his glory
days, hosting and spinning for another 80s vs 90s Dance Party presented by radio station
Hot 99.5. Local cover bands New Romance (the 80s) and Heres To The Night (the 90s)
join Markie, a Maryland resident known for Just A Friend. Friday, Aug. 26, at 8 p.m.
Fillmore Silver Spring, 8656 Colesville Road, Silver Spring. Tickets are $15.50. Call 301960-9999 or visit fillmoresilverspring.com.
NATIONAL GALLERY OF ARTS
JAZZ IN THE GARDEN SERIES
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PRINZE GEORGE
ROCHELLE RICE
SEAL
EXHIBITS
FUN-DERFUL
Humorous, fun art from local artists is the focus of an exhibit that
has inspired a mini-FUN-raiser,
titled Can You Spare A Square?
with additional artworks, made on
small squares, donated by artists to
benefit the gallery and available for
purchase. Closes Aug. 28. Del Ray
Artisans Gallery, 2704 Mount Vernon
Ave. Alexandria. Call 703-731-8802 or
visit thedelrayartisans.org.
REFRESH VI
ETC.
IRA GLASS
DESIREE SANSING
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Students in the GSA at McKinley Technology Education Campus hold up signs vowing to stand strong on LGBT rights in the wake of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando.
ALLIANCES
LGBT students talk about why GSAs matter to them and what
schools can do to make sure they work By John Riley
Facts About
LGB Students
(Source: CDC, trans students not
included in study)
1 in 5
1 in 8
60%
43%
have considered
attempting suicide
30%
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These teachers go above and beyond, Wilson says. If they
werent there, I know people who would be dead right now,
honestly, because they were in such low places.
Wilsons story is far from unique. Schools that actively
foster an LGBT-supportive atmosphere have happier, safer
LGBT students. According to a recent survey by Vanderbilt
Universitys Peabody Research Institute, LGBT or questioning students at schools with GSAs are 52% less likely to
hear homophobic remarks from fellow students or teachers.
Theyre also 36% less likely to fear for their personal safety,
and 30% less likely to be victimized
because of their sexual orientation or
gender identity.
The proven benefits of GSAs are
likely to make LGBT advocates take
notice, particularly with the release
of another study highlighting the
risks facing lesbian, gay, and bisexual teens. According to the CDC,
LGB students in high schools are
nearly twice as likely to be bullied
as their heterosexual peers. That
alone is shocking, but its the effect
it can have on the student that makes
the data hard to swallow. Not only
do LGB students experience higher
rates of truancy, they are also more
likely to use illicit drugs, and more
likely to contemplate or attempt suicide. Of those who have considered
ending their lives, almost a third
attempted to do so.
GSAs arent just a distraction from
the harassment an LGBT child can
face from peers, theyre a vital part of helping solve the
problem something recognized by the government. Under
the Federal Equal Access Act, any school that receives government funding and has at least one other non-curricular
club must allow students to form a GSA, and the GSA must
be given access to the same resources as other clubs. The
issue, then, is not so much whether GSAs exist at least,
nominally but whether a school can find a faculty member
willing to sponsor or serve as an advisor to a GSA. Which
can prove to be difficult.
Every single club has to have an adult sponsor, says
Desiree Sansing, a teacher and sponsor of the GSA at
McKinley Technology Education Campus in Northeast D.C.
Its not gay- or straight-related, its just protocol. So if a
school does not have an adult to sponsor the club, Im not
sure how they would be able to have a GSA.
If I were not the GSA sponsor, the students would have
to go and find an adult who was willing to be the sponsor,
adds Sansing. Thats where active versus inactive comes
into play. There are, Im sure, some GSAs where the students are really excitable and want to get the club going,
and they cant find anyone to be the sponsor, so they just
find a teacher whos willing to say theyre the sponsor, but
that teacher may not have the resources they need to be
successful.
Within D.C. Public Schools, nearly all of the citys high
schools have a GSA chapter, as do ten middle school cam-
When I started
going, it was such
a welcoming
atmosphere, like
I could be myself
there. ...
It was a
breath of
fresh air.
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there available to him. Also, I think he started becoming
more comfortable being out.
Kayden, now a 19-year-old freshman in college, says the
GSA made high school much easier for him and his friends,
some of whom had been spiraling downward into depression. After getting involved with the GSA, their self-esteem
increased and their grades started to improve. Whats more,
the school itself adapted to the new normal of open, accepted LGBT students.
With the introduction of the safe space stickers that
we started giving out, I noticed that the bullying definitely
decreased at Robinson, he says. People were starting to
realize that the thought of bullying a transgender or a lesbian/gay/bisexual individual is an outdated thought process.
Kaydens own involvement in the GSA helped make him
more confident, and inspired him to become active in the
fight for transgender rights.
It definitely made me want to become more of a leader
GAY GAMES
Rio 2016s record number of LGBT athletes has led to both pitfalls and wonderful moments
of love and acceptance By Rhuaridh Marr
Oral
Fixation
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BLAZEJ LYJAK
Community
THURSDAY, August 18
Black, Gifted & Whole and the
University of the District of
Columbia host the first-ever
SAFESPACE OPEN HOUSE, for
LGBTQ students of color seeking information about college or
professional trade certifications.
The event seeks to connect
them with culturally competent
community resources, and
will also provide confidential
HIV testing on site throughout
the day. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 4200
Connecticut Ave. NW. For more
information, visit safehousebgw.
eventbrite.com.
The DC Anti-Violence Project
(DC AVP), a group dedicated
to combating anti-LGBT hate
crimes, hosts an artists forum
at Busboys and Poets bringing together LGBT artists in
spoken word, dance, poetry,
visual art and other forms of
artistic expression. The event,
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FRIDAY, August 19
GAY DISTRICT, a group for GBTQI
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BET MISHPACHAH, founded by
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LGBT-inclusive ALL SOULS
FRIENDS MEETING OF
WASHINGTON meets for worship,
DC SENTINELS basketball
SATURDAY, August 20
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SUNDAY, August 21
ADVENTURING outdoors group
METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY
CHURCH OF NORTHERN
VIRGINIA services at 11 a.m., led
WASHINGTON WETSKINS
WATER POLO TEAM practices 7-9
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST
CHURCH OF SILVER SPRING
WHITMAN-WALKER HEALTH
MONDAY, August 22
Weekly Events
DC AQUATICS CLUB (DCAC)
TUESDAY, August 23
The DC Centers GENDERQUEER
DC support and discussion group,
for people who identify outside the
gender binary, meets on the fourth
Tuesday of every month. 7-8:30
p.m. 2000 14th St. NW, Suite 105.
For more information, visit thedccenter.org.
Weekly Events
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing,
WEDNESDAY, August 24
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Oh, Ricky
Pop superstar Ricky Martin came out in 2010. Six years later,
hes never been happier or hotter.
Exclusive Interview by Randy Shulman
Photography by Nino Muoz
Hey, man!
Ricky Martin bursts forth with an immediate warmth and
familiarity, an ebullience one doesnt generally encounter when
interviewing international superstars by phone.
And then comes the graciousness.
Thank you for your time.
Celebrities never say that.
Unfortunately, our time is short a strict 20 minutes has
been allotted by Martins people for our exclusive interview.
Yet on this Monday morning, Ricky Martin is in a bright, joyful
mood, more than happy to talk about the impact coming out has
had on his life six years after the fact, his deep-rooted feelings
over the Pulse nightclub tragedy (the majority of the victims
were not just gay, but Puerto Rican), and the importance of
getting out the vote for his candidate of choice, Hillary Clinton.
He recoils briefly when the name George W. Bush is mentioned Martin headlined Number 43s inaugural in 2001 and
sets the record straight, even before hearing the full question.
He wants to be very, very clear: Hes a Democrat. One hundred
percent, tried-and-true Democrat. He supported Obama. He
supports Clinton. Case closed.
Martin, currently on a world tour that will arrive at Wolf
Trap on Wednesday, August 24 and Thursday, August 25 (its
one of only two planned stops in the states the other being
Hollywood, Florida), is one of the music worlds most formidable
entertainers, one who helped to bridge the cultural gap between
Spanish and English language recordings. Though his biggest hit
remains 1999s Livin La Vida Loca, a song with an infectious
hook and a sexy, growling delivery, hes had several noteworthy
singles since culled from an array of 11 solo albums, including
A Quien Quiera Escuchar, awarded a 2016 Grammy (his second)
for Best Latin Pop Album. Hes had a modest acting career,
including roles on General Hospital and Glee, and two stints on
Broadway, in Les Miz and Evita. Hes been a coach on The Voice
Australia, The Voice Arabia and La Voz... Mexico. And hes also
the author of a childrens book Santiago the Dreamer as well
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as Me, a memoir that spent several weeks atop the New York
Times bestseller list.
Children, arguably, are the cause dearest to his heart. As head
of the Ricky Martin Foundation, he advocates for the global
well-being of children. Its exactly what youd expect from the
father of eight-year-old twin boys.
Ricky Martin is not merely a great entertainer hes a genuinely great human being. To the point where his home nation of
Puerto Rico declared August 31, 2008, to be International Ricky
Martin Day. Not bad for a guy who, in 1984, was rejected from
his first audition for the Puerto Rican boy band Menudo as being
too short.
Good thing they came to their senses after audition number
three.
METRO WEEKLY: Hi, Ricky.
RICKY MARTIN: Hey, Randy! How you doing, man? Thank you
MW: No, thank you for your time. This is a great honor.
MARTIN: Where are you based out of?
MW: Washington, D.C. Were an LGBT publication here.
MARTIN: Oh, man. Im glad were doing it!
MW: Well, at least you know Im not going to ask you if youre gay.
MARTIN: [Laughs.] Why not, man?
MW: Maybe I should.
MARTIN: [Laughs.] First question: Are you gay?
MW: First question: Can you confirm the rumors that youre gay?
MARTIN: [Laughs.] Im as gay as they come, man! What can I say?
MW: Okay, then lets start there. What is it like to go through years
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their heads about the artists they follow. I understood what people were telling me, but they were all wrong. Im still selling out
arenas. Im still selling out stadiums. And its really something
that I shouldnt be concerned about. No one should be.
MW: Youve been in the music industry for over 25 years....
MARTIN: I started when I was 12, and I am now 44 years old. Its
been a while.
MW: What has music done for you in your life? What has it brought
to you, being part of this process?
MARTIN: To be able to talk about my culture through music,
with the rhythms that I use, with the instrumentation that
I use, to be able to create fusion between Latin and Anglo
and African sounds, to go to continents like Asia, and to go to
countries like Japan, Korea, even China, and perform, and to
see people reacting to these ethnic sounds I tend to work with
and to see people enjoying them as if they grew up listening
to these ethnic sounds is something that really moves me,
really inspires me. To see how boundaries are broken, and how
beautiful it is to unite cultures through music its something
that you cant explain, really. To see people in China, singing
to songs in English and in Spanish, is incredibly special. Thats
Man, why
that that picture will reach millions of men and women who are
struggling with their identity, that because of attacks like this,
they feel afraid of accepting themselves, and I think that part of
my mission in life is to let the world know that theres nothing
wrong with loving and being loved.
MW: There was a point where you performed for George W. Bush.
But you
MARTIN: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When I hear that I get nervous and I start sweating immediately. I was a young entertainer, seduced by fame and glory. Im going to tell you the line that
my manager at the moment brought me. He told me, You are
invited to sing at the ceremony, and you have the opportunity to
represent the Latino community. Would you do it? I said, Yes.
I am a Democrat. I supported Barack Obama. I campaigned for
Barack Obama and this is even before I came out. Now, Im
supporting and I am campaigning for Hillary Clinton. I am
a Democrat.
MW: I didnt think you werent. My point was going to be Bush
seems tame by comparison of what weve got up going right now,
with Trump. How do you feel about the fact that hes fomenting
racism in this country?
MARTIN: Well, I think that this is critical. We need to show up,
and we need to vote, and we need to vote for a country free from
hate. Weve taken so many amazing steps towards a future free
of prejudice. When you see this man talking, it is scary. Not only
for me, but for all my friends from different parts of the world.
They are alarmed of what this world could become if someone
like Trump gets to the White House. My activism in politics is
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My activism in politics is based on Lets get out [and vote]. Especially to the Latino community.
based on Lets get out [and vote]. Especially to the Latino community. We need to show up. We need to vote. We need to make
sure that wall is not built which makes no sense, because just
the idea of a wall separating us is ridiculous. I will not stop until
the day of the election.
MW: I was astonished when he said that Mexicans were rapists
and murderers. When he announced his campaign with that, I
thought, Well, hes never going to get past the starting gate.
MARTIN: Yet he is.
MW: Yet he is.
MARTIN: We have to go out and vote.
MW: Hillary has her own issues, though. There are a lot of people
looking for alternatives. What would you say to those who would
vote for someone other than Hillary at this point, as a vote for an
independent candidate could conceivably help put Trump in the
White House?
MARTIN: Well, you know what? Thats when someone like
Bernie Sanders comes in. He needs to campaign for Hillary. He
needs to bring his crowd, and vote for a woman that is so prepared to be in the White House.
MW: Let me ask you about fatherhood very quickly. What has
fatherhood brought to you? What is it like to be a dad?
MARTIN: It is the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to
me. Every day is something new. Every day is full of surprises.
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My kids are eight years old, and time just flies. I dont know
how I went from buying diapers to buying school uniforms. A
lot of people tell me, Yeah, its a big responsibility. Yes, it is a
big responsibility. Its not about you anymore. Its about them.
Every decision that I make is based on their well-being. Im only
starting. I want a bigger family, to be honest.
MW: What values do you impart on your children?
MARTIN: For them not to judge. For them to see the similarities
instead of the differences in people. I think Im doing a really
good job at it.
MW: Youre coming to Wolf Trap for two shows. What do you want
people to come away with from your concert?
MARTIN: I need them to first of all know that their attire has to
be as comfortable as possible, because they will dance like crazy.
And they will sweat. I want them to allow themselves to be free
for an hour and forty five minutes, and literally forget about all
the issues in life. Just be free. Just be happy. I promise they will
remember the show with joy. Its going to be fun a lot of fun.
Its a big carnival. Get ready. l
Ricky Martin appears on Wednesday, Aug. 24, and Thursday, Aug.
25, at 8 p.m. at The Filene Center at Wolf Trap, 1551 Trap Road,
Vienna. Tickets are $45 to $125. Call 877-WOLFTRAP or visit
wolftrap.org.
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Games
Ad Infinitum
Games and publishing partner Sony shovelled coal into the hype train at an incredible rate. Gaming websites and mainstream
media hitched their carriages to that train,
eventually causing the populace at large
to follow suit. By the time No Mans Skys
oft-delayed launch date had arrived, wed
learned much more about what wed be
doing in its 18 quintillion worlds and
the hype train promptly and spectacularly
derailed. Perhaps it was the vague hints at
multiplayer aspects that transpired to be
false. Perhaps it was the (frankly obscene)
decision to charge $60 dollars for it on
PS4. Perhaps it was the revelation from
those that got the game early that, without
an extensive day zero update, this gargantuan universe could be completed in as
little as 30 hours. Perhaps it was the fact
that it was nigh unplayable on many PCs
and prone to crashing on PS4. Or, perhaps its that, contrary to what many were
expecting, No Mans Sky is just another
survival game.
It is also a simple game. You scour a
planet for resources, use them to upgrade
your ship, your suit, your multi-tool
(which doubles as both excavator and
weapon), and then launch towards the
next planet or the next star system, all part
of an overarching goal to reach the center
of the universe. At the very start of the
game, tutorials are few and far between, which leads to a lot of
confused stumbling around, as you get to grips with the controls
and work through the basics of gathering items in your ludicrously small inventory, before crafting and repairing the ship.
Heridium, the required element to get it up and running, was a
concerningly long walk away, across a planet that was doing its
best to irradiate me. Once secured, however, I hopped into the
craft, fired up the engines and launched into space.
If you want a game to wow you, look no further. That first
moment, as my craft left the ground and soared into the green,
hazy clouds, before eventually bursting out into space, was
nothing short of breathtaking. Seeing asteroids, two other planets, a space station, a couple of giant ships and a large, beaming
sun burst into view was a phenomenal, dazzling experience. It
also showcases the technological marvel of the engine Hello
Games has crafted, which can launch you from planet to planet
and star system to star system without any perceivable loading
screens. My first few hours were filled with childlike wonder as I
explored these planets, scanning and uploading the various creatures and plants I came across, gathering precious materials and
selling them for profit on the Galactic Trade market, learning
how to craft my first hyperdrive to leap to the next star system,
and meeting the first of three alien races I would encounter in
this universe.
For anyone still curious as to what you do outside of basic
exploration, those aliens hold part of the answer. They can be
found in space stations, as well as in scientific laboratories and
other buildings on the surface of planets. Theyll try to speak
with the player, offering them simple quests such as gathering a
certain type of material, asking questions to improve the players
standing with their people, or offering upgrades to the players
suit and multi-tool. Learning the languages of these races is
another aspect of No Mans Sky, one achieved by finding knowledge stones, monoliths and ruins, which can be activated to provide single words, useful for discerning exactly what a certain
being is asking you to accomplish.
Elsewhere, there are beacons to help you locate downed
ships, secret bases, new technologies, distress signals, and other
areas worth visiting. You can also do things the old fashioned
way: activate your scanner, see whats in the surrounding area,
and walk there to have a look, or get in your ship and fly across
the planets surface to try and spot anything of interest.
Unfortunately, its here that the technical limits of the PS4
and Hello Games vision start to creep in. Flying across a planet
in particular, or landing on a new one for the first time, youll see
the world slowly resolve into view around you, as the random
generation creates the hills, caves, resource deposits and everything else across the surface of the planet. A side effect of this
process is that close-up, the various textures that comprise No
Mans Sky can look particularly ugly depending on the planet.
A snow-covered winter wonderland can be awe-inspiring with
its frozen beauty, but a barren, hot wasteland can be a brown
and grey mess of muddy texturework and all-too familiar terrain generation. Youll start to spot patterns in the algorithms
that form each world, hill, plant and tree, even though no two
creatures or bushes are alike. The cracks in the facade will show,
just as you become all too aware of how repetitive the gameplay
is, as well.
Really, the biggest bugbear is that youll do ostensibly the
same thing every time. Fly into a new star system, land on a planet, look for resources, or the oddly static aliens, or knowledge
stones, and then move onto the next planet, or the next system.
Youll sell resources for units, upgrade your ship or buy a new
one, or try to buy extra inventory slots for your suit. No Mans
Skys lack of handholding threatens to be its undoing, as it leaves
you to a near-infinite world filled with an almost total lack of
perceivable gameplay beyond mine this, go here, scan that, go
there, maybe make it to the center.
Unless, of course, you stop trying to play it like an RPG, or
an action-adventure game, or a recreation of every classic sci-fi
movie. No Mans Sky is at its best when you stop, sit back, and
just be. Theres the teasing storyline of Atlas, a mysterious, seemingly god-like force that implores you to abandon your quest
for the center of the universe and discover its origins instead.
Theres the lore of each of the three races to learn why are
there no cities, why are they so spread out, who created the
Sentinels, the autonomous, robotic security robots and ships
who guard the ecosystem of each planet (mine too much, or start
murdering innocent animals, and theyll deal swift punishment)?
Ive spent dozens of hours in No Mans Sky now, and most
of those were planned short sessions that quickly turned into
hours-long extravaganzas where I didnt perceivably do that
much, but loved every minute. Its one of the most relaxing experiences Ive had in a long time, as even with its overarching goals
discover Atlas or reach the center I found I was creating my
own mini quests. I wanted a bigger ship, I set about finding the
resources I needed to sell in order to buy one. I wanted to learn
as much as I could about the Vykeen, the games warrior race,
so I scoured every inch of a planet to find stones and learn their
language. I tried attacking some of the larger freighters and ships
that occasionally warp into view among the planets, and similarly had to engage in tense ship-to-ship battles as pirates sought to
steal my carefully collected treasures en route to space stations.
Theres no penalty for death in No Mans Sky, just head back
to where you died, or your ship exploded, and gather your materials. The highest my blood pressure ever reached was when the
game occasionally crashed during the warp sequences between
star systems (Ive had three crashes so far, but none caused
any major issues to my progress). And even with its occasional
annoyances and repetitive generation, there are still moments
when No Mans Sky can take my breath away, such as landing
on a planet, looking up, and realizing there are four other worlds
hanging in the night sky, waiting to be explored.
Is it for everyone? No. Many will buy No Mans Sky and
absolutely hate it. Theyll despise its slow pace, its relative lack
of gameplay, its daunting size, and its occasionally frustrating
mechanics (why is my inventory so small?!?). But for some,
theres a lot good grief, a lot to love here. Ignoring the
incredible scale, the mind-blowing technical achievement of
having 18 quintillion worlds and no loading screens, and the fact
that it was cobbled together by just ten people, No Mans Sky is a
game that constantly reminds players of how small they are, how
fragile they can be, how imposing space really is. It then hands
them a ship, a multi-tool, and a space suit and implores them to
get out there and explore it.
As the games gorgeous soundtrack swells, the algorithm
loads in a world of dense plants, weird animals, and a burnt
orange sky, and other planets loom large in the distance, begging
to be visited, youll forget about all of No Mans Skys problems.
In those moments, it is utterly, completely perfect. l
No Mans Sky is available now on PC and PS4. However, PC players are advised to wait until a planned patch has been issued to fix
a number of problems.
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NightLife
Photography by
Ward Morrison
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Scene
DrinksDragDJsEtc...
Thursday
August 18
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
Music videos featuring
DJ Wess
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
$3 Rail Drinks, 10pm-midnight, $5 Red Bull and
Frozen Virgin Drinks
Locker Room Thursday
Nights DJs Sean Morris
and MadScience Best
Package Contest at midnight, hosted by BaNaka &
Kristina Kelly $200 Cash
Prize Doors open 10pm,
JR.S
All You Can Drink for $15,
5-8pm $3 Rail Vodka
Highballs, $2 JR.s drafts,
8pm-close Flashback:
Music videos from 19752005 with DJ Jason Royce,
8pm-12am
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
$5 Rails and House Wines
& Half-Priced Pizzas $4
Corona and $4 Heineken
start at 5pm Paint Nite,
2nd Floor, 7pm
TOWN PATIO
Open 6pm Happy Hour
all night, $4 drinks and
draughts 21+
TRADE
1410 14th St. NW
Doors open 5pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cock-
Friday
August 19
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
5-9pm Friday Night
Videos with resident DJ
Shea Van Horn VJ
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
All You Can Drink Happy
Hour $15 Rail and
Domestic, $21 Call &
Imports, 6-9pm Guys
Night Out Free Rail
Vodka, 11pm-Midnight, $6
Belvedere Vodka Drinks all
night DJ MadScience
upstairs DJ Keenan Orr
downstairs $10 cover
10pm-1am, $5 after 1am
21+
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 5pm
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
$2 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts, $3 Domestic
Bottles, $4 Rail and Import
Bottle Beer, $6 Call No
Cover 21+ The Endup
with DJ Kudjo Onyx 3rd
Floor Exile Party until
4am $10 Cover at Door
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm $5
Smirnoff, all flavors, all
night long RockBoxx with
DJ Jim Gade, 9pm-close
Indie, College, Alternative
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ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers,
hosted by LaTroya Nicole
Ladies of Ziegfelds,
9pm Rotating Hosts
DJ in Secrets VJ Tre in
Ziegfelds Cover 21+
Saturday
August 20
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm $5 Absolut
& Titos, $3 Miller Lite
after 9pm Expanded craft
beer selection No Cover
Music videos featuring
various DJs
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Drag Yourself to Brunch at
Level One, 11am-2pm and
2-4pm Featuring Kristina
Kelly and the Ladies of
Illusion Bottomless
Mimosas and Bloody
Marys Happy Hour:
Tops Down $6 Top Shelf,
Bottoms Up $3 Rail, $3
Bud Light, 4-9pm Ladies
of LURe DC: Ladies Night
Dance Party, 10pm-close
Doors open 10pm $5
Cover 21+
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 8pm
Happy Hour, 8-10pm
$2 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts, $3 Domestic
Bottles, $4 Rail and Import
Bottle Beer, $6 Call
KUERO: Latin Dance Party,
3rd Floor Exile $10 at the
Door 21+
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Drag Queen Broadway
Brunch, 10am-3pm
Starring Freddies
Broadway Babes Crazy
Hour, 4-7pm Freddies
Follies Drag Show, 8-10pm,
hosted by Miss Destiny B.
Childs No Cover
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm $5
Bacardi, all flavors, all
night long 495 Bears
presents Bears Can Dance,
9pm-close No Cover
JR.S
$4 Coors, $5 Vodka
Highballs, $7 Vodka Red
Bulls
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Guest DJs Zing Zang
Bloody Marys, Nellie Beer,
House Rail Drinks and
Mimosas, $4, 11am-5pm
Buckets of Beer, $15
NUMBER NINE
Doors open 2pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
3-9pm $5 Absolut and
$5 Bulleit Bourbon
Time Machine with Jack
Rayburn, 9:30pm
SHAWS TAVERN
Bottomless Mimosas,
10am-3pm The Magic
of Kourash Taie, 4-6pm
Happy Hour, 5-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
$5 Rails and House Wines
& Half-Priced Pizzas
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
Happy Hour, 7-9pm, with
only $1 increase in price
TOWN
Patio open 2pm DC
Rawhides host Town &
Country: Two-Step, Line
Dancing, Waltz and West
Coast Swing, $5 Cover to
stay all night Doors open
6:30pm, Lessons 7-8pm,
Open dance 8-10:50pm
TempTation: JOCKZ
vs. NERDZ, featuring DJ
TWiN, 10pm-close
Music and video by DJ
Sunday
August 21
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
Homowood Karaoke,
hosted by Robert Bise,
10pm-close 21+
Shi-Queeta-Lee, 11am-3pm
$20 Brunch Buffet
House Rail Drinks, Zing
Zang Bloody Marys, Nellie
Beer and Mimosas, $4,
11am-close Buckets of
Beer, $15
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 12pm
$2 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts all day and
night, $3 Domestic
Bottles, $4 Rail and Import
Bottle Beer, $6 Call
Highwaymen Cookout, 5pm
No Cover 21+
NUMBER NINE
Pop Goes the World with
Wes Della Volla at 9:30pm
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on
any drink, 3-9pm No
Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Brunch with Bottomless
Mimosas, 10am-3pm
Sunday Funday Karaoke,
2nd Floor, 3-7pm $5 Stoli
Cocktails Happy Hour,
5-7pm $3 Miller Lite, $4
Blue Moon, $5 Rails and
House Wines & Half-Priced
Pizzas
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
Happy Hour, 7-9pm, with
only $1 increase in price
THE HOUSE NIGHTCLUB
Rock Hard Sundays
Diverse group of all male,
all nude dancers Doors
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Monday
August 22
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
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COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
Monday Nights A Drag,
hosted by Kristina Kelly
Doors open at 10pm
Showtime at 11:30pm
$3 Skyy Cocktails, $8 Skyy
and Red Bull $8 Long
Islands No Cover, 18+
DC EAGLE
Doors open at 5pm
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
Endless Happy Hour prices
to anyone in a DC Eagle
T-Shirt Free Pool All
Night and Day $1 Bud
and Bud Light Draughts, $3
Domestic Bottles, $4 Rail
and Import Bottle Beer, $6
Call No Cover 21+
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Singles Night Karaoke,
8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long
Open Mic Night Karaoke,
9:30pm-close
JR.S
Happy Hour: 2-for-1, 4-9pm
Showtunes Songs &
Singalongs, 9pm-close
DJ James $3 Draft Pints,
8pm-midnight
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Beat the Clock Happy Hour
$2 (5-6pm), $3 (6-7pm),
$4 (7-8pm) Buckets of
Beer $15 Texas Holdem
Poker, 8pm Dart Boards
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
$5 Rails and House Wines
and Half-Priced Pizzas
Shaw Nuff Trivia with
Jeremy, 7:30pm
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
Happy Hour, 7-9pm, with
only $1 increase in price
TRADE
Doors open 5pm Huge
Happy Hour: Any drink
normally served in a cocktail glass served in a huge
glass for the same price,
5-10pm Beer and wine
only $4
Tuesday
August 23
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
DJ Honey Happy Hour:
Tops Down $6 Top Shelf,
Bottoms Up $3 Rail, $3 Bud
Light, 4-9pm SIN Service
Industry Night, 10pm-close
$1 Rail Drinks all night
DC Drag Wars, Season
2, #3, 8pm
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long,
4pm-close
JR.S
Birdie LaCage Show,
10:30pm Underground
(Indie Pop/Alt/Brit Rock),
9pm-close DJ Wes
Della Volla 2-for-1,
5pm-midnight
Wednesday
August 24
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: Tops Down $6
Top Shelf, Bottoms Up $3
Rail, $3 Bud Light, 4-9pm
Wednesday Night Karaoke,
hosted by Miss India
Larelle Houston, 10pm-2am
$4 Stoli and Stoli Flavors
and Miller Lite all night
No Cover 21+
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm $6
Burgers Drag Bingo
Night, hosted by Ms.
Regina Jozet Adams, 8pm
Bingo prizes Karaoke,
10pm-1am
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long,
4pm-close
JR.S
Buy 1, Get 1 Free, 4-9pm
Trivia with MC Jay Ray,
8pm The Feud: Drag
Trivia, hosted by BaNaka,
10-11pm, with a $200 prize
$2 JR.s Drafts and $4
Vodka ($2 with College ID
or JR.s Team Shirt)
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
SmartAss Trivia Night, 8pm
and 9pm Prizes include
bar tabs and tickets to
shows at the 9:30 Club
$15 Buckets of Beer for
SmartAss Teams only
Bring a new team member
and each get a free $10
Dinner
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
SHAWS TAVERN
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $3
Miller Lite, $4 Blue Moon,
$5 Rails and House Wines
and Half-Priced Pizzas
Piano Bar Second Floor,
8pm-close
SOMEPLACE ELSE BAR
& GRILL
1637 R St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $1
PBR, $2 Yuengling, $3 Rail,
$5 Appetizers Extended
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LastWord.
People say the queerest things
Gender identity, its really a spectrum and we dont need these labels.
Beer should have labels, not people!
AMY SCHUMER AND SETH ROGEN, in their latest commercial for Bud Light. The ad, which features trans actor Ian Harvie, has
been hailed by GLAAD for showing support for the transgender community.... Not only does it help bring more visibility to
the trans community, it also inspires other companies to do more to show their support.
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