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227. Meu ultimo desejo no pode ser Desejo estar jogando outra
coisa.
231. No posso fazer qualquer coisa que faria um Lorde Sith
chorar.
237. No posso usar mais de 3 palavras por sesso que o mestre tem
que procurar a definio.
238. Meu bardo no toca, e nem ouviu falar de harmnicas de
vidro, digeridos e orquestra de frutas.
243. No posso lanar Velocidade no rei durante seu longo discurso
para que ele acabe-o rpido.
244. No posso zoar os meus parceiros em 8 lnguas diferentes s
por que eles no pegaram nenhuma.
261. A traduo do nome do brbaro no Grita feito garotinha
mimada.
265. Se assume que o piloto sabe o que ao menos um boto de seu
mecha faz.
269. Meu personagem no pode ouvir a trilha sonora.
277. Meu meio-ogre no pode surpreender uma vila de haflings
com jogos espontneos de queima.
280. Granadas termonucleares no existem em nenhum gnero,
exceto Parania.
282. Mesmo que rir seja o melhor remdio, ele no cura nenhum
PV.
294. O ano no claustrofbico, e nem o elfo agorafbico.
326. No h Atuao: Air Guitar.
343. Meu personagem no pode se despir para ganhar bnus de
circunstncia em testes de Diplomacia.
344. No importa a rolagem, eu no posso transformar Tiamat em
uma vaca e fazer uns bifes.
351. Pau Pra Toda Obra no d Conhecimento (Mechas) em D&D.
353. Meus parceiros no so escudos equipveis.
353 a) Mesmo se eu tiver Iniciativa Aprimorada e Agarrar
Aprimorado.
379.No posso mandar NPCs do gnero oposto derrotadas se
despirem.
... Nem mesmo se a idia era vender as roupas.
380. Meu grito de guerra no pode ser Seus POs ou seus PVs
381. Eu no posso usar restos de outras criaturas como munio de
funda.
395. Eu posso usar Blefar para fazer os outros jogadores tomarem
certas aes, mas isso anti-desportivo.
396. Machucar um jogador no causa dano ao personagem dele.
398. Se eu contra uma doena, no posso vender qualquer tipo de
fludo meu como venenos.
401: No posso botar fogo na floresta inteira para destruir uma
barricada de madeira sem distrair o druida de alguma forma.
404: A bela maga elfa no pode ter nada com tentculos como seu
familiar.
406: Heironeous no permite que seus paladinos interpretem seus
cdigos criativamente.
415. Eu deveria, algum dia, jogar com um personagem so.
430. No posso perguntar se certas figuras polticas so Despertas.
441. Mesmo com Loquacidade, o teste de Blefar para gritar Eu sou
seu pai bem difcil, principalmente se meu personagem for uma
mulher.
442. Roubar um talism sagrado de um NPC e reforj-lo para
minha divindade no bom... mas demais!
456. No posso considerar usar minha espada inteligente como
dama de honra quando eu me casar.
466. Eu no posso Intimidar o Elemental da Maldade gritando
Bu!
474) Como assassino no posso cumprimentar uma pessoa e ento
ficar encarando ela por 18 segundos
483) O plano B no pode ser eu uso Invisibilidade e fujo para
longe do resto do grupo.
485) No posso consultar meu familiar para dicas.
485b) Mesmo se a Inteligncia dele for maior que a do resto do
grupo.
3465- When the DM starts using her angry voice when asking my
why I'm using 'use magic device' on a person, I am not allowed to
look at her innocently and say "Because all the magic we need is in
our hearts."
3480: I must not play poker with a deck of many things.
3503: I am not allowed to kill my party then raise them from the
dead to enslave them.
3523: Not allowed to make a bomb consisting of an Otiluke's
Resiliant Sphere and a decanter of endless water ever again.
3532: "A wizard did it!" Is never a suitable excuse
3532a: Even if indeed a wizard did it
3532b: Espicially if you are said wizard.
3545: You may not use millions of commoners to break the speed
of light.
3560. It is expected that a ECL 30 character should have at least 1
class level
3647: My character cannot be named "Comic Relief"
3661- in fact, I am not allowed to dominate the other three party
members and run everyone's character simply because it would be
"easier."
3667- Using Persistent image to turn the battle into a picnic does
not take away the in-combat bonus to saves against charm monster.
3671: Though not explicitly forbidden, it is generally considered
bad form to sculpt your clay golem to look like a naked woman.
3700: Just because I have a fire resistance of 6 or higher, it does not
mean I may set my own character on fire 24-7.
3711: When an archery contest is sponsored by the minotaur,
shooting him in the ocular orbs does not grant additional points for
a "bullseye."
3727: The "Holy Hand Grenade" is not a legitimate magic item.
3779: If I saw it in a Quentin Tarantino movie, I'm not allowed to
base my character off it.
3779b: In fact, anyone mentioning Quentin Tarantino movies WILL
be shot. And then their character will be shot, as well.
3779c: And then dismembered repeatedly in weird camera angles to
odd, overstylistic music.
3820: No matter how many times the Storyteller tells me to be
horribly evil and disturbing before we start playing...don't challenge
yourself on you evilness
3831: When designing a fantasy campaign world, it is enough to
simply decide that the recipe for gunpowder does not work. The
recipe for gunpowder does not have to create a virus that turns
people into catgirls.
3832: Triple digit ability scores are not permitted below level ten.
3836. I cannot have a phobia to clowns in a comedy campaign.
3837. Dark Secret: Part Good is not an exceptable secret.
3138. No matter how true it may be 95% of the time, my character
cannot go up to every NPC that's really damn similar to him and
say, "Do I know you?"
3139. This goes double for ANY small girl that likes unicorns.
3140. Triple for any BOY that likes unicorns.
3141. Just because I can shoot 100+ miles per hour gale winds out
of my hands does not mean I can use party members as my weapon
of choice.
3143. Not allowed to mock enemies I KNOW are at least 10 levels
higher than me.
3166. Level 1 characters cannot be the leaders of the Illuminati.
3167. Even if it does only take 12 of 45 available character points.
3169. ONE person is allowed the max ranks in Girl/Guy Magnet.
3170. Even if you DID take the ability "swarm fangirls".
3179: I am not allowed to search for traps, discover one, and THEN
tell the barbarian to open the door
3179b: If the above DOES happen, any and all good and/or lawful
characters will not think "Whoops" is an appropriate response.
3183. Not permitted to drive every character in the super-hero
campaign within an inch of super-villiany. Especially if my
character is too niave to realize she's doing it and too niave to
become a villian herself.
3185. When the president has been kidnapped along with two
children in your campaign, it is frowned upon to tell the news-crew
that the president of your campaign-world has kidnapped two
children and is demanding a ransom, neglecting to mention the
ransom on HIM.
3186. When the Secret Service arrive to see who beat up all the
other superheros and kidnapped above mentioned people, it is not a
good idea to run away with all of the remaining children. Even if
you are calling a news network as you do so to tell them where
parents can come to pick up their children. They will blame your
PCs.
3187: Even if I know how to speak Elvish IRL, I am not allowed to
have my Elven Wizard speak Elvish and only Elvish. No, not even
if we have someone in the party that speaks both Elvish and
Common.
3188: I am not allowed to make up languages for my character to
speak.
3190: I am no longer to seduce NPCs who are not of my creature
type.
3201. It is assumed in a high power campaign in a point buy system
that I will buy at least ONE combat skill.
3202. Likewise, in said same system in a more social campaign, I
am assumed to have to have at least one NON-Combat skill.
3210. Giving prophetic dreams to the stupidest person in the party
is a no-no.
3331. "Don't be a jackass" is not enough information on character
creation limits.
3338.I do not have weapon proficiency (forest fire).
3339.Especially when I'm playing a druid.
3343.When the town guard asks for an explanation, the appropriate
answer is never "collateral damage", even if it is technically correct.
3357.I cannot bypass the negative level imposed by the evil sword
by handing it to another PC and wielding him.
3388.I am not to play a wyrmling dragon just so I can see if I can
get the other characters to read me a bedtime story.
3389.In fact, I will never play a character with an age in the single
digits ever again.
3392.The dungeon master smiling is not my cue to reach for a new
character sheet.
3521: I cannot heal someone by casting Polymorph Other and
turning them into themselves.
3522: I cannot bring someone back from near-death by
polymorphing them into something else, then back into themselves
again.
3523: I may not polymorph the other PCs into a different gender
without their knowledge and consent.
3539: One shall not summon an Inevitable because the delivery guy
failed to get there in 30 minutes or less.
3571: Clerics, even if they are empowered to marry people, are
only allowed to do so if the two people are willing. No more 'Mr
and Mrs Fleshgolem' on the battlefield.
3588: Not allowed to refer to the paladin as a polygraph machine.
3645. Only one person is allowed to be able to gain the ability to
reroll dice more than once a session. After the 16th reroll on one
dice, it's just ridiculous.
3374: No matter how terrible the campaign, how Railroaded the
plot, how overpowered the DMPC, the players may not institute a
real-life RFED*. *Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies
3510: I may not vary my halfling monk by just changing his
hairstyle
3511: No, Foot hair is included in this, thank you for asking....