Volume 44, Issue 5a

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By the Geniuses who Hope to Remain Secret
M&Ms are related to super Friday. By using
are super brains we detected that since mustaches
and Minecraft both start with M, we are writing this
article about M&Ms!
M&Ms can be different colors. Although
there are different colors, they all taste the same. We
know that M&Ms taste great, but they are also very
stupid, because they dont have any smiley faces
on them. They are also very stupid because when
commercializing, they look like theyre these really
cool talking things, saying oh we taste great! Were
talking and adorable and we taste great! theyre
also stupid because the colors like yellow makes me
think the candy will be flavored like lemon, or like
the green ones will be flavored like apple, but they
all just taste like chocolate.
Eminem says a lot of swears in his raps.
Thats pretty much all we know about Eminem
though, because we focus on more interesting things
than rappers (that is not really true).
Mustache world
By Rachel Windle and Marisol Saenz
Once there was a mustache named Mustashio.
He met a fine mustashe, her name was Lindamustache.
The talked for a while then fell in love. Soon they got
married. They had a baby mustashe named Mustashee
Jr. They loved him so so much! And the mushtaches
lived happily ever after.

Todays Super Friday

Theme is...
MINECRAFT AND
MUSTACHES!
Minecraft Mystery
By Sophie Fallon
Who likes Minecraft here? Well, I certainly
do. In this, I will be writing Minecraft mysteries, and
youll have to guess them!!!
Today I will be describing a Minecraft mob.
This creature looks exactly like the default skin,
Steve, except his has ghostly white eyes. He steals
blocks from houses, and stalks Minecraft people and
kills them.
Who is this mob?
Answer: (Herobrine)
All about Herobrine: Herobrine was formed
in Minecraft beta version, and he was rumored as
Notchs dead brother. Herobrine had ghostly white
eyes, with the default skin, and makes caves and
houses. Herobrine appears when you are on low
render distance. When spotted, Herobrine usually has
something diamond in his hand such as a pickaxe or a
sword. When he dies, you are given a diamond.
Thanks for reading this article. If you have
any questions about this, please ask me and I will be
happy to answer them!

MINECRAFTING: LEARN HOW TO

CRAFT COOL STUFF AND FIGHT
ENEMIES
By Jack Abbrecht
MINECRAFT WAS ENVENTED BY
A SWEDISH MAN NAMED MARKUS
PERRSON. HE HAD STOPED PLAYING
BECAUSE HE GOT TWO ADICTED TO IT
AND STOPED PLAYING. MINECRAFT IS A
GAME WERE YOU GET TO RUN AND DO
WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO DO.LIKE
ANYTHING. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GO TO
WWW.MINECRAFT.COM. THERE IS ALSO
STUFF LIKE MODS, SERVERS, TEXTURE
PACKS AND MORE I WILL TELL YOU
ABOUT THEM FIRST ILL TELL YOU ABOUT
MODS. MODS ARE MINECRAFT BASICLEY.
MODS ARE LIKE STUFF IN REAL LIFE
BUT JUST ON MINECRAFT. THERE ARE SO
MANY mods to get. Mods are free! I will tell
you a few of my favorite mods like werewolf
mod food mod bear mod mars mod. Now I am
going to tell you about servers. Servers are thing
you can buy and program. If you want to set up a
server go to www.mcprohosting.com. to play on
international servers go to www.server list.com.
now Im going to tell you about the texture packs
they are packs that can improve the graphics on
minecraft. Thats all for super Friday-bye see you
on Monday.

Minecraft Questions!!!
By Herobrine Hunter
For any newcomers to Minecraft, I have
put a Minecraft Questions Folder thing at the end
of the hall by the stairway in the Activity Center!
Please ask any questions that are Minecraft
related, and I would be super happy to answer
them! I will make sure to answer your questions
in an upcoming Daily Double.
Thanks for reading!

How to get a Minecraft Server

By Louis Chiasson
1. Go to www. mcprohost.com
2. Click on plans
3. Click on order now
4. Once you are done with the ordering process you will
get an e-mail with your server address
5. Go to Minecraft
6. Go to multiplayer
7. Go to direct connect
8. Type in your server address
9. Have fun on your very own Minecraft server!

Mustaches
By Unknown Glitter Sales Unicorn
Mustaches are very weird, but cool. No one
knows quite why everyone loves them, maybe its
because they think its some new trend in Europe,
because in colonial time people started wearing tall
wigs because it was a new trend in Europe. Maybe
thats it, I dont know, but what I do know is that
mustaches are really popular. Mustaches come in all
different colors and shapes and sizes. You can even
buy them in stores, or you can buy them off a random
dude who asks you if you want a mustache, or you
can grow one. But the thing is the best way is to buy
them off a random dude. So please, if you want a
mustache buy it off a random dude, because they are
the highest quality. No one knows why, so please
go buy a mustache today so that you can be part of
the new trend, I mean even Unicorns (like me) are
wearing mustaches so go! Go buy one today and be
part of the crazy trend for wonderful mustaches!

Minecraft
By Louis Chiasson
Chapter 1: Notch
Real name: Markus Persson
Job: Maker of Minecraft
Born: June 1, 1979
Age: 34
Nationality: Swedish
Chapter 2: Herobrine
Name: Herobrine Persson
Existence: None
Eyes: Bright
The Herobrine stuff is awesome and kind of scary
at the same time. It really shows how little control a
content producer has over the content.
Ive publicly told people theres no such thing as
Herobrine
~Notch on Herobrine
Chapter 3: Creeper
Creeper proof house steps: 1. Make wood house.
2. Make inside walls out of cobblestone. 3. Make
walls 3-block high. 4. Put fence around house. 5. Put
MANY torches on the inside!!!!!!!
Chapter 4: Mutent Creachers
Chemical X: Throw at Enderman,Creeper,Zombie
,Snow Gollom and on another mod, Skeletons and
make em BIG!!!!!!

Albert
By Jordyn DeVellis
Albert was a dog. A dog who couldnt do
anything right. He couldnt eat, sleep,
Or drink water correctly. Then one day he tried really
hard to do things right. But he still failed. Then an
old wise turtle came waddling over. The old wise
turtle said you can do anything you want if you
really try to do it. Then Albert said but I have
already tried many times. Then the old wise turtle
said you are trying to hard dont try to do anything
at all. Ok said Albert. So Albert didnt try at all
and it finally worked! Eating, sleeping, and drinking
water finally came naturally to Albert. The end!

ADAM
By Elizabeth Phillips
Adam was a little kangaroo. He lived in the deserts of Australia. One day, Adam was told to go outside
and check to see if there was any mail in the kangaroo mail box. Before Adam got halfway down their
driveway, Adams mother told him to come inside right away. Adam had no idea what was going to
happen.
READ THE DAILY DOUBLE TO FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ADAM AND HIS FAMILY.

What Kind of Sushi Are You?

By Betsy Soloway-Aizley
1. What is your favorite activity to do after camp?
a. Read
b. Watch TV
c. Play Video Games
d. Do Magic Tricks

2. What is your favorite type of soda?
a. ginger ale
b. root Beer
c. Coke
d. Sprite
3. What do you think of your classes?
a. I Hate Them
b. I Could Have Done Better
c. I Like Them
d. I LOVE Them

4. What is your least favorite type of book?
a. Fantasy
b. Non-fiction
c. Realistic-Fiction
d. Fiction
5. Where do you like to spend your free time?
a. At The Library
b. In My Bed
c. At Home
d. In Town
If you answered mostly a, you are a cucumber roll.
If you answered mostly b, you are an avocado roll.
If you answered mostly c, you are a spicy tuna roll.
If you answered mostly d, you are a shrimp tempura
roll.
About Mice
By Jack Abbrecht
Mice are fat they like to eat a lot of cheese
they find that cheese

Answers
By Everything
Dear Everything,
Do mustached unicorns eat pie in their sleep?
-Ali Janower
Dear Ali,
Purple
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
Why do monkeys eat bananas?
-Tess
Dear Tess,
Because they are clearing the trees so that the giraffes
have more leaves to eat
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
Mean Girls?
-Tess
Dear Tess,
I love that movie! My favorite character is Damian!
Sincerely,
Everything
Remember you can always ask me more questions about
anything and everything by putting your questions in
my pouch near the activity center or foster hall.

Bieber gets sued?

By Natalie Dean
Apparently, says fox news, Bieber was found
sued by a photographer, who says Bieber kicked him
and punched him in the face, at a Southern, California
shopping place. Bieber attacks Joes Oswin Hermandez,
after Bieber and his girlfriend had went to the movie.
Bieber was leaving the shop in his car, buts spins around,
got out of his car, and charges towards the photographer.
Photographer says that bieber kicked him in the guts,
and then punched him in the face. It is unspecified
damages for severe and extreme emotional distress.
So what do you think about this? True, or not?
SourceFox news

Celebrity Gossip Latest Issue

By Celeb Gossiper
My name is CELEB GOSSIPER and I am
here to tell you all about the latest CELEBRITY
gossip. Okay lets get started - who thinks that Kim
Kardashians baby who is named North West (her
name is north and West comes from Kanye West)
has a horrible name? Am I right? (editors note:
we think that name is kind of cool) Next, did you
know Ryan Reynolds wife, Blake Lively, always
has to approve what he wants to wear before he
leaves the house even to go to the supermarket?
Last, did you know that Emma Watson actually
has STRAIGHT brown hair and freckles?
Keep updated
Love,
CELEB GOSSIPER
P.S If you want to contact me look for a pocket of
paper by the daily double room door that you can
write suggestions on!

Walker Singing
By Louis Chiasson
PLEASE TELL WALKER THAT I STRONGLY
DISLIKE IT WHEN HE SINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Fellow Robots

By Martha Covo and Emily OConnor
Hey people or robots We had another question
and it was what is a mars shake and where do you
get one? A mars shake is like what you humans call
a milk shake but from mars. And you cant get a
good one unless you go to Mars. If you want a really
good one go to the MMAARRSS CAF. You can fly
there in a space ship. If you want really good food
go to Saturns RINGS restaurant. Tomorrow we will
have another interview for you humans. Thanks for
reading!!!!!!!!!

???????#2
By Jake Rast
I like to see dell ate my great aunt cats and
dogs both can agree wallabies Rather than you Said
that I would destroy bob the builder has a secret stash
of buzz boom I can skate with Abe Lincoln 83.7 is
the best worst wart of the movie rapunzel with his
seven billion flute radioed weakly the krabby patty
formula is you and Justin Beiber Air Condition
Press start to see the menu of your Favorite Pizza
Pancake. Oh wait its the fuzz is getting Promoted
to Pikachu God bless the railings of the royal choo
choo shoe. I dont like to fun quail that crocodiled
alligator man of the mid afternoon.
If you dont like to tango for 4 is the only
way to travel in Mexico has great enchiladas you
should try them in the year 2004 of the future where
we can eat as many flying motor snails as we have to
deal with it when you show a party queen Elizabeth
the George doesnt care about Easter December
month of the koalas in Japan threatened to eat their
vegetables on neverland soil. I like rocks said I the
realish relish cup of your doom. THE PEANUT
BUTTER DOGGIE.

???????#2
By Jake Rast
Answer Everything
By Everything
Dear Everything,
What should I do to pursue my dream if being a
world-champion spaghetti-eater?
-The Pasta Gal
Dear Pasta Gal,
I think that you have a great dream and that
someday you will accomplish it. I believe that if
you work hard everyday on your spaghetti eating
skills you will soon become a world-champion
spaghetti eater.
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
Is winter or summer better?
-Seasonally torn
Dear seasonally torn,
Personally I prefer summer for multiple reasons.
First of all its warm outside and I dislike the cold.
Second, in the winter I have school but in the
summer I HAVE CAMP. Hope Ive helped!
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
Do you think ice cream or bomb pops are better? I
just gotta know!!!
-Icecreamlvr
Dear Icecreamlvr,
I dont know why you have to know so badly, I hope
your not a stalker! Its a tough call and it depends
which type of ice cream. I like cherry Garcia over a
bomb pop any day but I would rather have a bomb
pop instead of cake batter.
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
I do yoga in purple pencil land
-Anonymous

I like to see dell ate my great aunt cats and

dogs both can agree wallabies Rather than you
Said that I would destroy bob the builder has a
secret stash of buzz boom I can skate with Abe
Lincoln 83.7 is the best worst wart of the movie
rapunzel with his seven billion flute radioed
weakly the krabby patty formula is you and Justin
Beiber Air Condition Press start to see the menu
of your Favorite Pizza Pancake. Oh wait its the
fuzz is getting Promoted to Pikachu God bless the
railings of the royal choo choo shoe. I dont like to
fun quail that crocodiled alligator man of the mid
afternoon.
If you dont like to tango for 4 is the only
way to travel in Mexico has great enchiladas you
should try them in the year 2004 of the future
where we can eat as many flying motor snails as
we have to deal with it when you show a party
queen Elizabeth the George doesnt care about
Easter December month of the koalas in Japan
threatened to eat their vegetables on neverland
soil. I like rocks said I the realish relish cup of
your doom. THE PEANUT BUTTER DOGGIE.

Dear Anonymous,
Thats great! I have only been there once but you have
to go to the ice cream store called purple crayon its so
good!
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
What is your real name?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
I cant tell you because I am under strict orders but I
will tell you via the daily double on the last week of
camp
Sincerely,
Everything

Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson: Which is Better?

By Nina Kahn

Crow Story Part 1

By James

There has been much controversy over which extremely

successful fantasy series is better; Percy Jackson and the
Olympians by Rick Riordan, or the Harry Potter series by
J.K. Rowling. This is my opinion:

It was a gloomy day spooky lake the sky was

white and grey but on that day a crow would
be born. Two careless parents had hatched
had hatched five crows named Black night,
Star, Rotten Fruit, Black flower and cawzra,
in 5 minutes only one would be left. A
raccoon was crawling up the tree toward the
nest he looked in with his beady eyes . he
stabbed rotten fruit with his claws as black
night attacked he broke the tiny crows neck
the others flew away except star they left
him in the nest . The raccoon through his
claws at little star he whimpered and buried
his head. When BOOM the tree was falling
down star spread his wings and flew away.
To be continued.

HARRY POTTER

Why? do you ask? Im not saying that the PJO series
is bad, but Harry Potter is just simply more interesting (take
no offense, PJO fans). J.K. Rowling created deep characters
and insane plot twists and the entire Wizarding World, while
Riordan kind of just took Greek mythology and threw some
teenage angst and romance into it Also, if you think about
it, Percy Jackson is basically Harry Potter but with different
character names (and HP was published 1st).
Take a look:
Harry: black hair, green eyes
Percy: black hair, green eyes
Ron: awkward guy who was born into magical world and
knows much about it
Grover: awkward guy who was born into magical world and
knows much about it
Hermione: extremely smart girl with curly hair who is a great
fighter
Annabeth: extremely smart girl with curly hair who is a great
fighter
Draco Malfoy: blonde guy who tries to be a friend but reveals
himself as an enemy
Luke Castellan: blonde guy who tries to be a friend but reveals
himself as an enemy
Harry: involved in a prophecy that can result in either Lord
Voldemort or himself getting killed
Percy: involved in a prophecy that can result in either Luke/
Kronos or himself getting killed
Hogwarts: boarding school where magical people (in this
case wizards) learn to harness their powers; also has housing
for different people (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, &
Slytherin)
Camp Half-Blood: boarding camp where magical people
(demigods) learn to harness their powers; also has housing
for different people (Athena cabin, Dionysus cabin, Aphrodite
cabin, etc)
Yeah. Theres more, but it would take a while to write.
Sorry Percy Jackson fans. Its just my opinion.

Interview with Aaron, the camp director

By Leah Koritz
Aaron started to go here when
he was eleven. He went here until
he was fifteen. Aaron liked to draw
dinosaurs, play music with his friends and
collaborate. When Aaron went here his
favorite class was animation. Aaron went
to CRCAP for five years.

Adams Top Ten WORST Movie directors of all

time (Part 1)
By Adam Bass
I have been watching movies for a long time
and there are certain directors I look up to as idols
such as Steven Spielberg, Tim Burton, and Stanley
Kurbrick to name a few. But as I look at movies I
suddenly notice the dreadful titles such as twister
or 2012 and I came to a realization, THIS IS THE
DIRECTORS DOING. So in order to honor them
I have conceived a list of the top 10 worst directors
with that said lets get started.
Honorable mentions:
Bont, and Tim Story

Joel Schumacher, Jan de

10. Ed Wood: I know you are thinking who is this

guy? Well Wood was a director in the 50s and
60s who made some pretty infamous movies such
as Night of the Ghouls, Bride of the Monster, and
probably his worst film, Plan 9 from outer space.
The concepts are not that good in fact some say
they were horrendous, but the reason I put him at
number 10 was that at least he was TRYING to
make a good movie.

My home
By Alexandra Herman
My home is comfy my home is quiet
My home is safe my home is nice
My home is full of joy my home is perfect
My home is home.

9. George Lucas: Ok I have nothing against Lucas

at all I love Star Wars, they were great! But his
other films are not good at all. Howard the duck,
The star wars Christmas special (this is a real thing)
and of course the Star Wars prequels which in my
opinion the worst of his creations. Why well the side
characters are unbelievably useless, the characters
have VERY little personality, and the dialogue is
horrible like REALLY BAD FOLKS.
8. Brian Robbins: Every single movie I see from this guy tries to be funny but end up to be either not funny
and incredibly annoying and just a waste of my time. Some of his little works include Meet Dave, Norbit, The
Shaggy Dog, and my least favorite Good Burger.
7. Brian Levant: Much like Robbins, Levants movies have the same problem, they try to be funny but just
are incredibly annoying, if anything his movies remind me of the bad Bob Clark films like Baby Geniuses were
they try to be cutesy funny but fall flat on their faces. Such works include Problem child, Jingle all the way and
Problem Child 2.
6. Michael Bay: This choice should seem to be no surprise. His movies dont have good dialogue dont have
any character development and the only thing he considers important is special effects, action, and how people
see him viewing America which is a CONSTANT clich with him. He has directed Armageddon, Transformers,
and Pearl Harbor. Truly there cant be a director worse than him!