The Secret Lifes of Aaron Gelb

By Sophie Biro
Aaron Gelb has a secret life. Many, infact! This is
the four stories that describe his life.

Volume 44, Issue 15a

All the news that fits, we print!
The Bunny Named Pepe
By Orly Shiner

My name is Pepe. I am a bunny. My friend
is in danger. His name is Carrot, but no, hes not
a carrot, hes a fish! He turned into a fish last
Saturday. He used to be a marshmallow. Despite the
frailty typically associated with fish, Carrot can, in
fact, become a marshmallow at his own whim, and
reverse the process at will. Im going out to save
him! But I cant save him without Selena Gomez!
If youre wondering why I cant save him without
Selena Gomez, its because I need to use her as
bait. Of course it will work because crocodiles with
unicorn horns like to eat pretty girls. I will grab
Carrot out of the water and we will skip home and
be happy. And Danish dogs will also be happy. The
end.

Bertuccis: the best place ever

By Natalie Dean

Seriously, they have the best pizza ever, and the
best Budinos ever. I love this place, ever since I was
a kid. I go every Friday to enjoy this amazing place.
BOY IS IT JUST GREAT. Literally once you taste a bit
of the pizza you transform into a magical land. YUM
YUM YUM!

Story #1
Aaron Gelb is also known as an Alcatraz hero.
He was a famous prisoner kept there know as the
art man Aaron was put in prison because of his
graphiti that was all over the world. After feeling
ashamed when put in jail, so he decided to write
apolgy notes on the walls of his stall, trying to
get out of jail. His not got more artistic until he
escaped because no one would give him an easel.
The reason this is not mentioned is because it to
shameful to the guards and he is dead (A.K.A.
under cover to someone else).
Story #2
After his escape he became known as a famous
baker. (fun fact: he bakes the cookies that you can
have with lunch!) He also owned a bakery called to
sweet tooth that was named after his major craving
for sweets after not having any at Alcatraz. After
Aaron got sick of this job, he burned his bakery
(the reason things are not mentioned) and put a
dummy that looked like him there so it looked like
he had been strangled by the fire. Then he escaped,
grew a French mustache (the one Walker is going
to keep growing) and headed off to a new place.
Story #3
After moving to Florida, Aaron was a top-class
life guard. He saved many people including little
Michael Phelps! He became very well known
until one day when he purposely let a shark attack
happen. He was fired, and that night he pretended
to go blind and yet again, pass away. Then, he
shaved his mustache (what Walker is NOT going
to do) grew a beard instead, and walked out of
Florida, his hopes higher than how tall his life
guards chair was.
Story #4
Everyone should know this one. He found a love
for music and came to CRCAP. Now he is happy,
but still not as happy as how tall his life guards
chair was!

What season is your favorite?

By Rose Gilio
What is your favorite sport?
1 Baseball/softball
2 Dance
3 Gymnastics
4 Other

An Interview with Sammi

By Elizabeth Napier

What is your favorite flavor?

1 Lime
2 Lemon
3 Grape
4 Vanilla

E: What is your worst pet peeve?

S: Artists block.

What is your favorite summer activity?

1 Swimming
2 all
3 Being with friends and family
4 beach

E: Opinions on mint Altoids?

S: As long as theyre not to minty or spicy then theyre
ok.

RESULTS! If you picked mostly 1s than

Spring, 2s Winter, 3s Fall and mostly 4s
than Summer

E: Would you rather be a unipeg, pegicorn, or

unipegicornisis?
S: A unipegicornisis

Ridiculous Bubble Soccer Video

By Luke Martiros

E- Elizabeth
S- Sammi

E: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a

tootsie pop?
S: The world may never know.
E: If I have forty nine watermelons, and I spend all day
fangirling over Taylor Swift, how many times have
leeches tried to take over the earth?
S: 5,567. Duh.
E: Why did the cow cross the road?
S: To get to the chicken.
E: Why cant chickens cross the road without having
their motives questioned?
S: I have two answers.
E: What are those two answers?
S: 1. Because people are skeptical. 2. Wambat.
And so ends the interview with Sammi. Thanks for
reading!

At the beginning of Daily Double,

I went to my computer, and opened up
the internet. When you open up Internet
Explorer, MSN.com always pops up. A video
popped up, and showed me a crazy biker
navigating through traffic. The next video
was Ridiculous Bubble Soccer. I watched it
and it was awesome. I then showed some of
my neighbors, and they loved it too. There
were ten people in a gym playing soccer
with gigantic bubbles on their heads. They
were playing soccer, and the rules looked
completely different than normal soccer. In
normal soccer, you cant hit another player,
or push other players hard. In bubble soccer,
you can hit people as hard as you want,
because you are wearing huge bubble heads.
It is a hilarious video, and I recommend you
to watch it. Search ridiculous bubble soccer
in Google, and a couple of videos should
show up.

Ours: Part 1
By Leah Koritz
It was a Monday morning and Amanda and I
were coming home from school. I cant believe its my
birthday! I shouted. A few people on the street looked
up, but I didnt care, IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY! I dont
think I had ever been this excited! So, what do you
want for your birthday?Amanda asked I dont know,
but I really want a dog! I dont think my mom would
really buy into that idea! Well, what type of dog do you
want? If I were to get a dog, I would definitely get a
toy poodle! Dont you think? Yea, I love toy poodles!
Maybe youll get one! No, my mom doesnt like dogs.
Anything can happen! Amanda said. So how many
days until your birthday? You know! Well I forget!
Fine, its July twenty third, tomorrow! Oh yea, now
Im remembering! A few minutes later Amanda got a
call, I didnt know why but she ran ahead like she didnt
want me to know what she was talking about. (Amandas
point of view)
Amanda: Hello?
LiaDelivoso: Excuse me, is this Amanda?
Amanda: Yes, who is this?
LiaDelivoso: This is Alexas mom, Tomorrow is Alexas
birthday and I am planning a surprise party for her at our
house, can you come? Im sure she would love it if you
came!
Amanda: Let me check Yep! I can come! What time?
LiaDelivoso: Nine thirty!
Amanda: Ill be there, bye!
LiaDelivoso: See you soon!

Sports Update
By Alex Martiros

Serena Williams was beaten by
Sabine Lisicki on Monday in Wimbledon
Stadium. Sabine proved that beating Serena
was possible and the ways that you can do it.
But it also shows that sometimes everyone
has to lose because after being on a 34 match
winning streak, she lost a game. But once the
U.S. Open comes around in a few months, she
is sure to come back stronger than ever and
determined not to lose.
SOME OF THE BEST BOOKS IVE EVER
READ
By Nina Kahn
1. THE HARRY POTTER SERIES: Yes, I know
that this is 7 books, but Im counting them as
1. Do I really have to explain what this series
is about? You probably already know. These
books are heart-wrenching, exhilarating, and
just the most brilliant books I have ever read.
#ObsessedWithHarryPotter
2. Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos: This
book was amazing. It was full of interesting,
deep characters, and the plot was intriguing and
full of twists. Its the first book in a series, and
Im reading the 2nd one. Its just as awesome!
Mythology fans, get this book!
3. The Hunger Games: I LOVE this book so
much. Although it was pretty disgusting at some
parts, and Peeta is a bit of a wimp, the rest was
so good! But, as you m might know, I HATED
Catching Fire. Check out my Worst Books list to
see my review of it!
4. Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar
Children: One word. CREEPY. This book was.
But it was excellent as well. I got through this
book in 5 days, which is very fast because Im a
slow reader! Also, this book has weird vintage
photos mixed into it, and they totally go along
with the story. Im so mad that I have to wait 6
months for the next book!

Pokmon Art Review: Hajime Kusajima

By Scott Dagen
Artist Selected By: Mike Casey

Hajime Kusajima has illustrated 173
different Pokmon cards, as well as art for
several other video games. He has a several
different drawing styles. The article about him
on Bulbapedia states that Some [cards] featured
plainly colored images and others with varying
brushstroke effects, while some featured extremely
deep colors and areas of shadow, as well as the
complete opposite with images highlighted with
intense light. The cards I selected encompass all
of those.

The first card I am reviewing is Kabuto
(EX Holon Phantoms 67). Kabuto is usually either
a water-type or fighting-type card, but in this card,
its a lightning-type. This card is an example of
the extremely deep colors and areas of shadow
style. There are actually 3 Kabuto visible in the
image, each with a strange purple aura. They are
all crawling over grass under an orange sun which
doesnt give off much light. The shading of the
grass is fairly plain compared to the shading of
the closest Kabuto, whose shading makes the shell
actually look like a shell.

Quilava (EX Unseen Forces 45) is a pretty
good example of the images highlighted with
intense light and varying brushstroke effects

styles. This is understandable; Quilava is a fire-type,

and nearly the entire image is red or yellow. Quilava
is shown standing in what may be a firestorm, or
maybe a sandstorm. (Im not sure what it is, or if
Quilava is even in the center of something. They
may just be clouds.) The clouds are drawn with very
few strokes, making them appear to rotate around
Quilava (Hence the confusion). Quilava itself is
mostly in shadow, with a few lighter parts.

Now for Seel (EX Dragon Frontiers 62).
Seels shading is very smooth compared to other
cards. Seel is shown sitting (?) on a rocky ledge.
The sea is visible. Pillars of light are streaming
through the clouds. There is a general white glow
around Seel, which can be explained by the fact that
Seel, like Kabuto, is the wrong type. This Seel is a
Normal-type.

And finally, the Pokmon that Ive been
waiting for: Jolteon. This particular Jolteon card
hails from the Platinum: Rising Rivals set. I would
classify this card as a plainly colored image, but
just barely. Jolteon is shown running towards the
camera with lightning striking around him. There
may or may not be an aurora at the top left. There
also are snowflake-like shapes at the top right.
They probably are, since the ground appears frozen.
Jolteon has many more spikes than the official
artwork shows, and really makes it look fiercer.

Thats all for now! Next artist: Ryo Ueda.

A bunch of things about walker

By the awesome Janower and Sophie Biro the superhero

Walker should get married to his mustache. Walker will
grow his mustache. Walker should put mustache gel in his mustache
to make it curly. Walker is not going to shave it, and he will wait
until it is perfect. He wont shave it even after festival day. Walker
promised me that if Claire approves of all the Walker should not
shave his mustache articles in the daily double, then he will not
shave his mustache. However, he said only one article of mine, but
now there are so many articles! He will not shave his mustache
for like three years/a month. Walker will be appreciated and likes
if he grows his mustache, which he will. Walkers mustache will
be awesome. It will be perfect for first session next year. I wont
be here for second session this year, but I will be here for festival
day. And I will check in on how Walkers mustache has been
growing.

Where is Natalie Now?

By Betsy Soloway-Aizley

Currently Eliza Burr is living in Yankee
Candle at Legacy Place and Natalie Burr is living at
P.F. Changs at Legacy Place. Apparently, Eliza has had
much bigger reactions to the scents at Yankee Candle,
but this was her punishment for stealing from the
Apple Store. Mean while, Natalie is enjoying her life
at P.F. Changs. The workers there are being really nice
to her and keep giving her 50% off coupons. Natalie
has been eating so much Chinese Broccoli that her
hair is starting to turn green and the texture is getting
a little leafy. Whenever Eliza walks out of Yankee
Candle, she always smells like a mixture of Clean
Cotton and Eggnog Spice. Those smells were okay by
Eliza, but Natalie absolutely hated them. Whenever
Natalie invited Eliza over to P.F. Changs for dinner,
she regrets it because Eliza makes the entire restaurant
smell like Clean Cotton and Eggnog Spice. One time,
when the waitress sat them down at their table, the
families sitting on either side of them quickly moved
to another table because of the scent. That made Eliza
and Natalie angry. It made Eliza angry because she was
so embarrassed of her smell that it just made her angry.
Natalie was angry because her new home now knew
her as The girl with the sister. Natalie did not want be
known as that. She wanted to be known as Natalie the
Great and Powerful Wizard With a Bracelet. That is
what made Natalie so angry. After that night, Natalie
never invited Eliza to dinner again. Eliza really missed
Natalie, so she called the police. When the police
came they asked what happened. Eliza told them the
whole story and then asked if she could move into
Make Meaning. They said sure as long as she doesnt
steal anything. Eliza promised that she wouldnt steal
anything and the next day she moved in. Eliza found
out that the smells at Make Meaning actually helped
her go to sleep. Natalie really wanted to move, too.
She was so sick of being stared at every night after
the incident. Natalie decided to call the police. When
the police arrived, they already knew what she wanted
to do. Natalie chose to move into City Sports. The
sisters were both very happy with their new lives.
Even though their joy felt like nothing could bring it
down, one day something very bad happened. Well,
this was only bad for Natalie. Make Meaning decided
to expand so it was touching City Sports. Eliza was
happy about this, but Natalie was just so jealous. To
be continued

CRAZY SKIN!!!
By Louis Chiasson
On www.minershoes.com I made a pretty weird
skin. Shal we journey down to the deepest layers
of the skin?
Layer 11: A girl in a pink and white creeper
sweatshirt.
Layer 10: A guy in a blue spacesuit.
Layer 9: The head of a girl with blue hair.
Layer 8: A girl with a black and gray striped shirt.
Layer 7: A girl with a gray and neon blue striped
shirt
Layer 6: A TNT guy
Layer 5: ????
Layer 4: Skelleton?
Layer 3: Emreld boots
Layer 2: A girls face
Layer 1: ????
What is in Mike Haas Surprise Box?
By Anonymous

Today, I had writers block. So I asked Jack
(the CIT) for an idea. He said to write about what
could be in Mike Haas surprise box. So now I am.
I think that there might be a puppy in there. I like
puppies and most other people do too (unless theyre
allergic, then they probably dont like them that
much). I think the puppy will also be green, so it will
be a work of art (which Smile 724 told me that he
likes). Green puppies blend in with the grass, though.
Oh well. It will be a golden retriever, except it wont
be golden. I saw Jere and Jack in the barn building
something. It might as well be a crate for the puppy.

Fashionista advice column!

Q: what is the best color to wear with black?
A: any color! I also like gray with sequins with
black!
Q: Where have you been the past couple days?
A: Do I know you?

Everything
By Everything

Answers
By Everything

Since camp is almost over I have decided to

end my advice column. I wanted to write this last
article to say thanks to all of you who wrote me
questions, sorry to those whose questions I didnt
get to answer and answer on final question.

As you may or may not remember, awhile
ago someone wrote me a question asking for my
true identity and I said that I would tell them at the
end of camp.

Thanks for asking random questions and
given me things to think about!
-Sammi Janower

Dear Everything,
Do mustached unicorns eat pie in their sleep?
-Ali Janower
Dear Ali,
Purple
Sincerely,
Everything

Ask Caring Pony

By Caring Pony
Hi guys! Its me, Caring Pony! I want everybody
to know that I have an advice column right near the
girls locker room! I hope to get awesome questions
from everyone! My advice column is Ask Me (Caring
Pony) A Question. It is above the bench near the lunch
cafeteria door!

Candy Lovers
By Sophia Nose-Worthy Silvia
Hi! Today we will find out how many people
like what candy!
Here are the results
Milky Way: 2
Cotton Candy: 3
Swedish Fish: 0
Candy Canes: 1
Lollypops: 1
Twix: 1
Skittles: 3
Snickers: 2
3 Musketeers: 4
Jolly Ranchers: 1
If you like any of these, you could vote for
yourself! I hope your mouth was watery after
this! Talk to you next time!

Dear Everything,
Why do monkeys eat bananas?
-Tess
Dear Tess,
Because they are clearing the trees so that the
giraffes have more leaves to eat
Sincerely,
Everything
Dear Everything,
Mean Girls?
-Tess
Dear Tess,
I love that movie! My favorite character is Damian!
Sincerely,
Everything
Remember you can always ask me more questions
about anything and everything by putting your
questions in my pouch near the activity center or
foster hall.

Haikus
By Skyler Gillfeather
Soaked
It is pouring rain
We now have a fire drill
In the rain
Power
The power is out
In the Daily Double room
There is not much light
Thunder
Outside, thunder booms
We have not sighted lightning
Are we safe in here?

The Puppy- Fluff Version

By Sophie Fallon

Ask The Unicorn

Hey CRCAP Its the unicorn I have some questions

Chapter 7
that I cant wait to answer them so here they are.
Fluff panted nervously as he was put into his new
home. It was a fluffy bed, in a big, roomy cage, much
Is smoking bad?
bigger than the pet shop one. But Fluff was still so
surprised at what had just happened in the last half
Of course its bad havent you paid attention to
hour, that he didnt realize it. You could actually put
your health lessons?
it he was having fun. The owners, named Mary and
Joseph, (Fluff found out by hearing them say, Joseph
Could you change into any color you want?
and Mary) also had another dog named Mia. She was
Yes I can but I dont usually want to.
very cute, and much like Lila. Strong, confident, and
just plain bigger than Fluff.
How old are you?

Mia was much like Fluff. They both found out
I am 2 years old.
that they liked eating bacon treats, nice owners and
being rubbed on the stomach.
Do Unicorns have chores?

Then, something changed. A big turn in Fluffs
Well I dont always have chores but sometimes if
life. They changed his name.
my owner asks if I could do something for them

Fluff didnt realize it at first, because he
I do it.
couldnt really understand human, (Mia was teaching
him how,) but instead of being called Fluff, like his
I hope I answered all your questions!
mom and siblings used to call him, they called him
Tony. What type of name was Tony? It just sounded
weird.

Mia had told Fluff, (or Tony,) the first time
her name changed. Her name used to be Cinnamon,
because of her creamy orange fur, but then changed when she lived with Mary and Joseph, and named her Mia.

They couldnt know what your real name was, anyway, because they cant communicate in dog, Mia
comforted Tony.

Tony decided though, he would just start a new beginning. As if his Pet Shop catastrophe had never
happened, or if he had never been separated from his family.

That night was strange. A new beginning, a new name, a new sister, a new everything. That night,
everything that had happened in the last month had sunk in. Tony started to whimper. After Mia comforted him,
Tony licked her.

Thanks for getting me used to this new environment, Tony barked shyly. I know Ive been frantic the
last few days, but I bet you would too, if you were me, he said and licked her once more.

I went through the same process, Mia said. I had a family too. Kiwi, my sister. She was a sweetheart.
We were separated when she went up and I stayed down, she mumbled. Tony could see a frown on her face.
Feeling guilty he said, Im so sorry, Mia. Would you mind if I asked? Tony asked.

That would be fine, I guess, Mia replied. It was a pretty day out. It was the first time it had been
sunny in a few weeks. We were happy to get out in the sun, because we had been stuck in the pet shop all day.
Finally, we got out and played. I played with Kiwi, or course. We decided to not go to the playground this time,
which was like a dog obstacle course like we usually did, and went to a field, near the highway. At this time,
Kiwi and I didnt know the dangers of the road. While we were playing tag, Kiwi wasnt careful and a car ran
into her.

There was a deadly silence after Mia had told the story. Tony felt terrible he had asked. Im so sorry,
Mia. I never should have asked. Mia shrugged.

Its fine, actually, Mia admitted. It felt good telling the story. I had never told anyone before. And
with that, Mia and Tony fell asleep.

Gear-Spring Clock Part 7

By Samuel Urban
Irray lied in the dungeon groaning in pain. He
was locked in tight while the king investigated the clock.
Was it true that the king had lived thousands of years
ago? Well, the king was not one to kid. Sitting up he felt
the pull of the shackles and collapsed onto the ground.
Thinking by himself he pieced the information that the
king and unknowingly given him and the records of his
parents log. It seemed that the clock was the power source
of the strange cage his parents had mentioned. But what
was the shadow inside the cage then? It must have been
the Aughemi. They must be the shadow. Realizing that
the Aughemi were something bigger than everyone he
knows, Irray strained against his chains and collapsed
once more. Out of his pocket fell the gear, an heirloom
of his parents. It fell, changing against the hard, stone
floor and made a loud spring noise as part of it popped
off. A hidden blade, a ray of hope, shining with light slid
out of the gear. Gasping in awe, Irray picked up the gearblade turning it over in his hands, revealing a beautifully
carved label declaring it Taslor, The Key for Darkness.
Cutting off his shackles with a single swipe, Irray walked
off toward the kings study

Fashion Fame
By Martha Covo, Halle Best, and Emily OConnor
Today we had an interview with Eliza B.
Whats your favorite color: I like Plum and Maroon
Do you like dark or light colors: I like dark colors
What style do you like: I like dresses and skirts
Do you like zip up jackets or a sweater: I like zip up
jackets.
Thats our interview for today bye.

Nathan Horton
By Marthan Covo

Some very sad news is happening on the bruins
my favorite player Nathan Horton is not returning to
the Bruins its a horrible loss for every one in Boston
because Nathan Horton was a strong player along with
his team mate Milan Lucic and David Kreji. Nathan
Horton was a great person to help lead the bruins too
winning the Stanly Cup.

Fashionista advice column

Dear Fashionista, what do I wear today? A
tank or a T?
Dear anonymous, I think a tank top!
-Fashionista P.S its up to you!
HI! Im awesome! You are too!
-Lola
Dear Lola, Thanks!
For now on Im only gonna answer fashion
related questions!

Ask Katniss
Hey guys, this is Monday, July 15 at CRCAP.
Since its almost the end of the session, I might
consider revealing myself to you people. If you
want that to happen, just submit a question in
either of my boxes and I might reveal myself
based on the number of good questions I get
Q: Katniss will you marry me? Peeta
A: We are already married, dumbo. And even
if we werent married, President Snow would
make us get married anyway.
Q:
REVEAL YOURSELF,
KATNISS
EVERDEEN. Bob
A: Aghhhhhhhh! Lately, a lot of people have
been sending me threat notes telling me to reveal
myself. Well, as you read in the beginning of
the article, I might consider revealing myself
based on the number of questions I get today,
Tuesday, and Wednesday. Since Thursday is a
half day, we might not a get a Daily Double.
Well, thats all for today. Remember to keep
asking questions!!

An Awesome Mime
By the phoenix in this article

Minecraft Questions!
By Herobrine Hunter
Well, I have received some questions in the
Minecraft Questions mailbox, and Im surprised
how many I got in just the first day! Here are some
of the questions people asked:
Q: How do you make Elephants in Minecraft?
A: You cant spawn Elephants, but in the future
they might add Elephants to Minecraft!!!
Q: What is Minecraft?
A: Minecraft is a video game either on a tablet or
computer. It is a game that is made of blocks. You
can either play on Hardcore Mode, Survival Mode,
or Creative Mod. Survival you survive, along with
Hardcore, and in Creative you have unlimited
blocks and you can fly. I suggest you should buy
it!
Q: I accidentally caught my house on fire. Then, to
get it out, I dumped it with water. Now my house
is flooded. What do I do?
A: Place any block where you placed the water.
The water should stop. Ps. I hope your house isnt
that wrecked!
Q: How should I fight a Ghast?
A: I suggest a bow. Ghasts throw fireballs at you,
so watch out for those!
Q: What is a good seed for Minecraft?
A: For computer, I would recommend Diamonds
and Pie. There is cool overhangs, and lots of
diamonds! Sadly, there is only pumpkin pie. For
PE, I would recommend 0.4.4 or 0.4.0. Right
beneath spawn for both of them is tons of diamond,
iron and butter, (which is gold)!!!
Thanks for writing questions guys! And remember,
if you have any questions for Minecraft, dont be
shy and write something!
Bye,
Herobrine Hunter.

Once there was an awesome mime named Tess who had

a pet phoenix named James. One day Tess stole a secret
recipe from Slyoners bakery. The boss Sallomenella
kidnapped them. Will Hansel and Gretel a.k.a Hannah and
Georgias father save them in his new job. Watch choose
your own adventure to find out.
The Long Road to Heaven part 6
By Anna Krechevsky
The house was on fire. Smoke filled the room
and I couldnt breathe. I cried out as my aunt rushed
into my room. She grabbed me and ran out of the house.
I was coughing and so was she. My belongings were
burning, my home was burning. I cried hard. Then I
looked up and saw chaos already happening. Other
homes were burning as well, the school was broken,
but Gods temple remained tall. Soon all the fire was
put out and everything became normal again. Sort of.
I was called to Gods temple later that day. As I
walked up the path it was quiet, almost sinister.
I stepped inside. God was waiting there. Sit
down Sarah. I sat.
I hear you had a dream last night. He
whispered. Tell me all of it.
And so I did. I told him how I saw his temple
fall, how the sky was blood red and how there was utter
chaos. He just nodded.
When I was done, he spoke I have a
mission for you.
What?
You will go down to earth with a few selected
others and tip the balance back to normal.
Funny I was thinking about that last night.
In your dream, you saw the future if you dont.
The other people whose homes burnt down will go with
you. You will trained in a facility called middle earth.
Its between Heaven and Hell. Be careful. You leave
for middle earth this time tomorrow.
Yes sir. I left and began to walk home.
Trained in a secret facility? This wasnt at all what I
expected heaven to be like! I expected a perfect world!
This is far from perfect! This is like a strange version
of earth! Heaven means perfect, when someone says
Im in heaven it mean, like, a paradise! And let me
tell you.this is far from a paradise!

Sharpie Interview LIVE On The Radio

By Elizabeth Phillips (AKA Smile 724)
Hello and welcome to Interview with ...
We have a very exciting day to day at this radio station
interviewing with the amazing Sharpie!! This 21 year old
sharpie has something to say. We have our question person
named Nick Jr. with some of the best interviewing questions
in the world! So, take it away Nick Jr.!
What is your purpose sharpie?
If you ask me, my purpose is to write darker than my fellow
friend the pencil. Also, I hate staining shirts and other things
like walls.

Where do you usually live or stay?
I usually live in a pencil box or I live in a trash can if I am
broken. I like to live in the pencil box more because one time I
had been thrown in the trash and it smelled HORRIBLE! I am
glad that I am now in my pencil box once again.

What type of marker are you?
Well, I can come in all different colors. I am usually black and
as a matter a fact, I am still black now. I am permanent and will
stain your shirt. I would never do that on purpose though.

Who are your cousins?
Pencil, Pen, Marker, red, yellow, orange, blue, green, and
purple sharpies are my cousins. They visit twice every 2 years
and are very nice. We usually spend time in the wonders of
the biggest drawing closet. Nobody uses us but that gives us
more time to play.
What type of language do Sharpies speak? Do they just speak
English?
They speak the sharpie language called ACMI and Ii think it
is very complicated. I would not recommend trying to learn
the language and also there are more than 1,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 words in the
language. I only know 1,000,000,000 of the words and the
only person who knows all the words is the person who made
up this language.

Well, thank you Sharpie for letting us interview you.
Also, thank you Nick Jr. for helping us with the questions for
Sharpie. Well, I got to say I am your host Smile 724 and have
a good day everybody. Yes. I have to say I am very sad that our
interview is over and I am your assistant host Sand 750. I am
going to wrap it up and good day.
Thank you everybody and our next topic is Fantastic places
around the world.

Join Smile 724 and Sand 750 on a trip around the world.
Listen to the #1 listen radio station Topic Mixed Matchup to
see what interesting places these awesome people are going
to. Will they find their way around the world and see new
places?

Fashion Girls!
Dear Fashion Girls, Should I wear shorts or
a skirt?
-smile 724
Dear Smile 724, Either!
Dear Fashion Girls, Do you like pie?
Dear ?, Pie is awesome!

Crow story
By James Welt
Part 6
The birds were thundering towards star
claws glistening star dug his head into
his feathers. I have to live he thought to
himself he took a jump and flew away
through the sky. To fly far away from
the barn kingdom. It was then that he
saw the crow the crow flew up next to
him .What are you doing so far away
from the black city why are you so far
away from spooky marsh. He flew star
back too spooky marsh. The trees were
just as creepy as star had remembered.
The next day he was reunited with his
parents and lived happily ever after. The
end.

Doctor Who
Jack Abbrecht
The Doctor who is a man who likes to hunt for
bad aliens but he is an alien too. The doctor has two
brains and three hearts. The doctor has an assistant
who is named Amy Pond. He has a space ship named
the tartis. The tartis is a teleporting police box that
teleports. So now Im going to tell you about an
episode called waters of mars. Waters of mars is an
episode that has water from mars because the doctor
is the 10 he is not with an assistant in this episode. So
their water is different from the water on earth. This
water is infected with little animals that are in the
water that turn every buddy evil. If you get infected
by this water you will have wrinkly skin and water
dripping every were also your eyes will just stare
everywhere.
At the end the crew that was up in space that
the doctor saved the women killed herself because
she figured out that the doctor had gone back in time
to save the people who were up on mars so she knew
that she was not supposed to live because time would
be destroyed. At the end the Ood comes out and there
is a song and the doctor says is it time for my death.
He said no but it will be soon you will be. The end.
Another episode is Doctor Who: weeping
angels. Weeping angels are not really angels they just
look like angels. Weeping angels come close to you
and you move you look away or blink they will come
closer to you and they will kill you but they send
you back to the past and you cannot see your family.
The episode that was rated the best was the episode
Blink. There are angels in an abandoned tower and a
teenager goes to the house /tower and finds a poster
and she unrolled it and it said beware of the weeping
angels --the doctor. She looks out the window and
she saw a weeping angel she went back home and she
told her mom HETIE MACDONA. The next time her
mom went with her. She saw the poster and then she
had the keys and she went upstairs by herself. She
looked away so many times. They killed her and she
went back to the past.
There was a man and the man said who
are you? Her mom said I am then it sent where her
daughter was. She went upstairs and she looked and
she saw an angel with a key she said to herself thats
my mom. Then she went back downstairs and there
was a man who said I have a letter from my gramma
then she said what is her name he said HETIE
MACDONA she said you must be lying because my

moms name is HETIE MANDONA. She went to the

police office and told them about the disappearance
they said theyd get down on the job. She went to the
grave yard and saw her moms grave. Then she left
but did not see the weeping angel behind her. Then
she went down and met a guy who said that he found
a weird police box then when the man told her about
that she saw a weeping angel who got the man but the
man did not die he just turned out to be old they took
him to the hospital but he still did not die but he said
when the rain stops I will die the rain stopped and the
man died (what I did not tell you is that the doctor
was on TV many times and she did not recognize him)
then there was a man she met at the drug store and he
went back to the police box/TARDIS and then angels
came and they started coming closer to them then
the guy said why is that angel pointing at the light.
Then the angel made the light flash. The angels came
closer and closer then they found the key to the police
box/tardis. They went in and they put the disc that the
doctor told her to use. Then the box disappeared and
they were outside with the angels so they ducked and
then they were fine because the angels looked at each
other. Then they got married and had good life but
they did not really like each other but then they saw
the doctor and she said thank you for the information
about the weeping angels then the doctor said I dont
know what youre talking about so the girl said you
will need this. The end.
Midnight this episode is good so I give it 3
stars. Im going to start this story now so here we go
one day the doctor was on a plane and this was a very
nice plane indeed it was. There were lights, there was
food, there was really silent TVs. They were up in the
air but then they dropped this is all Im going to tell
you because this is a really good episode.
If you like what I wrote please find me and
ask me to write another review you may also choose
a show for me to watch and then I will watch it but
you can also go to and ask me at the entrance to the
nurses office at the old building for the last day of
this season I will be at the computer lab whenever
they call it for a festival offering. You might wonder
some stuff about TV shows like whats that? What
does that mean? I am going to tell you about the stuff
that actually rots your brain the next time which will
be tomorrow. But you might think thats bad I have to
hold a festival offering. Dont worry if you see Walker
Anderson you can ask him so thats it for today see
you later.

The Puppy
By Sophie Fallon
Chapter 8- Lila Version
Lila grunted in her sleep as she listened to Scruffy
humming, who let the dogs out. Lila sighed. Ever
since Fluff was gone, there was a deadly silence to
the cage. Even the employee seemed bad, and gave
Lila even more treats than usual.

Keem don, he said and scratched her, a
few minutes after Fluff had been taken by an owner.
Lila had been trying to crack human language, and
was close! Calm down, I think he said, Lila thought
to herself. She nodded and grinned. So far things
werent too bad. Only occasionally Lila started to cry.
She always wondered what he was doing right now.
Eating, sleeping, being tortured or being pampered,
she had no idea. Which was the worst thing.

Lila was always brave, and she knew it. But
ever since Fluff had left, scariness of the world had
flooded into her body, and she was feeling like she
was shrinking into Fluffs little body. Shrinking into
the whole wide world.

Thank you for reading chapter 8! From now
on, I will be switching off from Tony, (Fluff,) and
Lila. BYE.

Why Cant Tacos fly?

By Elizabeth Phillips (AKA Smile 724)

Well, I think that in the next generation
monkeys will take their bananas and make a special
power liquid and then they will soak it into one taco.
Then the taco will fly and go wherever the taco wants
to go. The liquid is passable to other tacos. In 200
years there will be no more tacos and they will be
forgotten. But, there is one way we can solve this
problem. It is called moving monkeys into a nonbanana jungle and we will have tacos for as long as
we can keep monkeys from making this liquid.

But, the question is Why Cant Tacos
Fly. I answered what would happen in the next
generation.
Fist thing, they cant fly because it has not
been the next generation yet. The generation has to
pass if they even think they can to fly.
Second thing, every taco in the world has a
brain. Their brain wont let them think they can fly
so I guess they cant fly.
Last thing, tacos are food so we would
probably eat them before the next generation. Also,
they dont even know that they are alive and a thing
in the world so what would probably happen is that
they would start flying and then run into the wall.
Monkeys usually like getting things in return. The
tacos dont have anything to give them in return. The
monkeys would get really mad.
P.S The next generation thingy would not
happen after the generation passes. Since the tacos
dont have anything in return the monkeys wont do
anything for the tacos again because they don have

LITTLE BOOK REVIEW: THEODOSIA & THE SERPENTS OF CHAOS BY R.L. LaFevers
By Nina Kahn
My rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Hello there! Today I will be reviewing the first book in a series, Theodosia & the Serpents of Chaos
(as you can tell by the title) by R.L. LaFevers. This book is kind of the Egyptian version of Percy Jackson, by
wayyyyyyyy better!!! The main character, Theodosia Throckmorton (try saying that 5 times fast) is a British
girl whose father works in an Antiquities Museum, and her mother is an archeologist. This book is chock full of
Egyptian curses, which Theodosia can sense, but others cannot.

And her mother brings back a LOT of cursed objects. One in particular, the Heart of Egypt, draws
Theodosias attention, and most of Britains. Im not going to reveal anything else, but I can say that this book is
AMAZING. The characters are awesome, Theodosia is a boss, and there is NEVER a boring moment. So stop what
you are doing, run, dont walk, to Barnes & Noble (or go on Amazon), and get this book RIGHT NOWWW!!!!!