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ZO M B IE S
Today's youth have an unparalleled number of undead career
opportunities available.
Vampirism and lycanthropy are the gold standard, offering
enhanced abilities, the eternal preservation of the ego, and a
certain undeniable sex appeal.
Ghosts and poltergeists allow the soul to live on without the
burden of a body that must be supported by blood or flesh.
Avenging spirits (such as the Crow, Freddy or Jason) are
indestructible machines with a mission and high levels of job
satisfaction.
But zombies... Zombies are the undead equivalent of migrant
workers. Not sexy. Not indestructible. No free will. In fact,
no mind at all. At best, the life of a zombie is a life of
purposeful servitude. At worst, it is a life scavenging for
tasty, tasty brains.
The zombie experience has seen many iterations and
interpretations. But let's start with the real deal -- actual
zombies whose etymological pedigree is beyond reproach
and who enjoy the added perk of being a real-world
phenomenon. We are referring, of course, to the voodoo
zombie.
The most complete and exhaustive scientific study of zombies can be found in The Serpent and the Rainbow, a book
by Harvard ethnobotanist Wade Davis. While his conclusions are still controversial, no one has come up with a
better explanation for where zombies come from.
Hired by a team of scientists investigating suspended animation, Davis was sent to Haiti to discover the truth
behind the mysterious Haitian legend of the zombi -- a mindless corpse allegedly reanimated by black magic and
forced into servitude through the arts of shady voodoo experts.
Shockingly, Davis discovered that the legends contained a large grain of
truth, albeit radically misinterpreted by most audiences. According to
Davis, zombis did in fact roam the Haitian countryside. However, they
weren't technically undead.
The process began when a voodoo priest (known as a houngan) or some
other properly educated individual decides that someone in the
community has wronged him, or someone else, and must be punished.
Backed by a strong cultural context and the predispositions created by
the religious beliefs of the local people, houngan creates a special powdery toxin that sets the stage for
zombification.
The intial dosing contains large amounts of a poison known as tetrodotoxin, aka pufferfish. The pufferfish is a
delicacy in Japan, where daring gourmands enjoy preparing the fish very carefully in such a way as to remove its
toxic glands. If the preparation is not sufficiently careful, the diner instead goes into a deep paralytic coma that can
resemble death. If the preparation is really sloppy, actual death can ensue. The line between coma and death is
extremely thin, which is why the fish is suitable for zombification, naturally.
The upshot of all this, according to Davis, was that the victim appeared to drop
dead after being topically exposed to the poison, which he anecdotally heard was
scattered on the doorstep of a house where it entered through the victim's feet.
After the victim was "dead" and buried, the houngan and his cronies would
unearth him or her a few days later in a terrifying ritual enhanced by a second
powder containing hallucinogenic drugs.
Between the trauma of being buried alive, the effects of the first drugging, the
trauma of being dragged from the grave in a midnight ritual, the effects of the
second drugging, and the cultural expectations of people living in Haiti, the
victim's psyche was so royally fucked that they deeply, truly believed they had
been transformed into a soulless, will-less undead creature and behaved accordingly -- following orders and
shambling a lot. (Some victims eventually recovered their bearings, although they were never quite the same.)

ZOMBIE F

EV ER

The zombie tradition actually originated in the Congo, then was imported to Haiti by slaves who had been
kidnapped by the French. It's not clear how long the zombie tradition existed in Africa,
but the word first surfaced in English during the 19th century and was popularized
among American slaves who had brought Old Country traditions to the "land of the free"
when they were ripped from their homes and imported as property.
By the early 20th century, the term zombie had broadened to include all sorts of mindless
undead critters, including ghouls and wights, and extending eventually to any sort of
robotic walking monstrosity such as Frankenstein, golems, and mentally-impaired

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humans with an urge to kill.

In 1932, a play called "Zombie" was brought to the big screen as White Zombie starring
Bela Lugosi, the beginning of an unbelievably long string of zombie-themed movies that
continues unabated to this day. Something like 500 movies have been made that deal with
zombies in a more than incidental fashion.
The movie definition of zombie generally includes any sort of mindless undead shambler. In some cases, simply
mindless will do. A taste for human flesh doesn't hurt (even though this has no root in the original zombie legend).
The best known zombie flicks include:
Night of the Living Dead (et al.): George A. Romero's 1968 classic black-and-white film about corpses
reanimated by weird radiation is the most pervasively influential zombie film of all time (not to mention its
several sequels and remakes). M ost remembered for its famous instruction on how to dispatch a zombie -"Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul!"
Plan 9 From Outer S pace: Ed Wood's classic, widely considered the
worst film of all time, features space zombies on a mission to... well, that
never really becomes clear, but the zombies are as hilarious as they are
nutritious. In a bit of undead irony, the lead zombie was played by Bela
Lugosi, who died during filming. Additional scenes were shot using Ed
Wood's dentist, who stalked around holding a cape over his face in order to
obscure the fact that did not especially resemble Lugosi.
The S erpent and the Rainbow: Wes Craven attempted to "adapt" the
original zombi expos in this 1988 horror bomb (which nevertheless made a profit by virtue of being so damn
cheap). Don't rent this if you are trying to learn about voodoo.
The Evil Dead: Before Sam Raimi became a family favorite with the Spiderman franchise, the Evil Dead
trilogy, a fun mix of perverse humor with geysers of gore, was his big claim to fame. The monsters in the
Dead trilogy are called deadites, but it's hard to miss their rampant zombiness. See also Army of Darkness.
28 Days Later: The zombies in this 2002 movie were not, apparently, the living dead. Instead, they were
infected with a rage virus that transformed them into unusually nimble zombies. This film was a scathing
commentary on modern society, the nature of evil and the alienation of the individual. However, its success
was predicated mainly on the fact that it was just so fucking scary.
Other entries in the genre, memorable more for their titles than for the actual films, include I Walked with a Zombie,
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, I, Zombie: A Chronicle of
Pain, Psycho Zombie Love Butcher, I Was a Teenage Zombie (of course), Santo vs. the Zombies, Zombie
Honeymoon, Space Zombie Bingo, Kung Fu Zombie, Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras, Zombie Cop, Confederate Zombie
Massacre!, Zombie Ninja Gangbangers and Zombie Vegetarians.
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