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You: hi
Stranger: Where does all the bitches go on kik? Usutsu.
You: o.O
You: uh... i wouldn't know
Stranger: You just know
You: i can't tell it's a secret..
Stranger: Its usutsu u dumbfuck .
Stranger: Retarded cunt
You: ,
You: wtf
Stranger: kk
You: are
You: you
You: even
You: on
Stranger: I am usutsu from kik
You: 420?
Stranger: 640?
Stranger: Waashi
Stranger: Pururur purruruinnn Ahhhhh
Stranger: Purururrin uhhhh
You: no one cares wut your kik is, whore
Stranger: I am a guy
Stranger: Dumb cunt
Stranger: Fuck your dumb cunt
You: guy's can be whores too
Stranger: Losse as fuck
Stranger: Stfu
Stranger: PURURURU RIN
You: you seem so sure i'm a girl
Stranger: PURIN UHHH
Stranger: Listen botch.
Stranger: If u r a guy
Stranger: And i say suck my dick
Stranger: U will skip
Stranger: If u r a guy
Stranger: Cuz
Stranger: All the loser here wan pussy
Stranger: Except me
You: -.-'''
Stranger: I'm so hot and pretty
Stranger: So fucking handsome
Stranger: UHHHHH
You: i'd rather you suck my she cock heh :p
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
Stranger: ANO NANO KAWA
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
Stranger: Sing with me
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
Stranger: WATASHI
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
You: fuck you ^^
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Nao go find those fuck guys
Stranger: Send u those ugly dick pixture
Stranger: ENJOY
Stranger: I AM RARER THAN FUCKING MEWTWO
You: nah, i'll stay and piss you off

Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh

You: :3
Stranger: I didn't call you to leave did i?
Stranger: FAILLLL
Stranger: =3
Stranger: ITS THE OPPOSITE
You: ...
Stranger: I'll just sing.
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
Stranger: WATASHHHIII
Stranger: PURURUR RIN UHH PURURIN UHH
Stranger: PURRURURU
Stranger: MAHOU SHOUJOOOOO
You: i habe hands smell like strawberrys :')
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Straw
Stranger: Berry
Stranger: Ha hah get it
Stranger: Starw
Stranger: Berry
Stranger: Aijewnkrkwkd
Stranger: Aklalkdkwllxls
You: wtf are you on?
Stranger: I'm the king of trolls
Stranger: Get annoyed
You: hmm...
Stranger: I hacked the hutton so you cant skip ke
Stranger: Kekskkdkew
Stranger: Kekiekkekek
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
Stranger: PURURURURU
You: nuh, i'm not easily pissed so you habe your work cut out
Stranger: FUCK N I STILL NEED TO STUDY
Stranger: LETS FINISH
You: haha
Stranger: KXKWKKKKJKKKM MAJIIII NAGURI
Stranger: But u know ma kik right
You: *takes off own bra*
Stranger: Pffftttt *puke*
Stranger: Pwease
Stranger: No erp auntie
You: *grabs a scythe*
Stranger: I fucking spill ma milk.
Stranger: See what u done
You: great ^^*
You: i hope you spill acid too
Stranger: Luckily it went on my pants
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Alkaline.
Stranger: MAHOU SHOUJOOOO
Stranger: SOREGA
Stranger: WATASHI
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
Stranger: Type this on youtube
Stranger: Purururpuru rin
Stranger: BEST SONG EVER
Stranger: ANO NANO KAWA
Stranger: HARAMBE
You: ..ya know` your 1^% as weird as i can make it
Stranger: SAVIOUR OF PEDO

Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh

Stranger: PURURUR
You: i'll make you skip instantly
You: :/
Stranger: NO I WILL
Stranger: LADIES FIRST
Stranger: Seriously.
Stranger: My exam is on tomorrow
You: so?
Stranger: So??????!!!!
Stranger: WHAT SO
Stranger: I WILL PUNCH U SO HARD
Stranger: Fist.
Stranger: Fisting.
You: try to piss me off harder xc
You: fuck your life
Stranger: singing will work
Stranger: Fuck your rotten pussy
Stranger: WATASHI
Stranger: Purupurupuru rin puru rin uhhhh
You: that's all you got? :( i'm not even slightly pissed
Stranger: Purupuru pururin pururin Purupuru pururin purupururin Purupuru pururin
pururin
Stranger: get bored then
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: onna no ko wa fushigi na koto ni keetai dake ja ikite mekenai Mune ipp
ai no ai to yuuki ga taisetsu na no yo atashi pururin purupururin pururin purupu
rurin rinrin purupurupururin pururu mashumaro mitai ni hon waka de uruurushichau
yume to kibou no yume to kibou no mahou shoujyo sore ga atashi nano yo
Stranger: WATASHI
Stranger: UMENOKAWA
Stranger: UH UHHHHHHH
You: ..what even makes you think i've got a pussy? are you trying to troll this
hard that you forgot what i said
Stranger: ME TOO TIRED EXPLAIN
Stranger: mahou shoujyo sore ga atashi nano yooooooooo
Stranger: Ano NA KAWA
Stranger: KENTAKINEKEJAAA
Stranger: i only can give you seven minutes
Stranger: Like FUCK
Stranger: SEVEN SOUNDS
Stranger: NANATSU NO OTO
You: is king actually queen?
Stranger: BOOM BOOM
Stranger: Nah ITS KING
Stranger: I have 2 wife
You: k 'king'
Stranger: One riding ma dick the other sucking ma
Stranger: Fingerrrr
Stranger: what fuck yo mate
You: o.O
You: wut idgi
Stranger: I dun give idea?
Stranger: OHHHHH
Stranger: FUCK U
Stranger: In the hole.
You: girls can habe dicks too
Stranger: Thats weak.
You: so that doesn't make you a guy
You: strapons exsist

Stranger: *takes bra off*

You: plus transpeople
Stranger: Look at ma tits
Stranger: Cringeeeee.
Stranger: Hahahahha......
Stranger: Cringeee.
Stranger: SO CRINGY
Stranger: CRING.
Stranger: Sorry 4 that
Stranger: Dun feel embarassed
You: '-' ok i get it?
Stranger: I cringe
You: me
You: no
Stranger: ME NO EMBARASSED
Stranger: GOOD PUSSSY
Stranger: MAHOU SHOUJO
Stranger: SOREGA
You: but guy's wear bras too, there called FtM or crossdressers
Stranger: 3 more minutes.
You: till you give up?
You: ..
You: or wut
Stranger: Enjoy your last few minutes with the ULTRA RARE POKEMASTER
Stranger: HELL NO
Stranger: FUCK OFF ALREADY
Stranger: I AM THE WINNER
Stranger: BITCHHHH
Stranger: 2 more.
You: nuh uh i want waste your life
You: :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333
You: :3333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: I wasted enouugh time
You: x
You: so?
Stranger: Total time on omegle 332 days
Stranger: I fap too much on omegle
Stranger: I'm 43
Stranger: Marry me?
You: lolno
Stranger: Lets have the baby
Stranger: Please
Stranger: Dun skip me
Stranger: No skip that means yes
Stranger: Please
Stranger: WANNA FUCK YOUR UNDER 12 TITS.
You: 43? xD you said that you need to do smth for school
Stranger: I lied
Stranger: Times up.
You: i'm 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
66666666666666 yrs
You: so idc
Stranger: Any good bye for me
You: gth
Stranger: Do the honour?
Stranger: Or I shall
You: impale yourself with a dildo
Stranger: Dun worry bby
Stranger: U can kik me at usutsu

You: lolno
You: your not that lucky
You: :/
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: VIBRATE
Stranger: A MESSAGE
Stranger: YESSS
Stranger: Ahlalalala.
You: hell is to good for you
You: hmm...
Stranger: let me reply pururin one last time.
You: castrate?
Stranger: mahou shoujyo sore ga atashi nano yo
Stranger: Bonjour?
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: Href
You:
You: wut
You: haha
Stranger: Lemme use goofle too.
Stranger: Botch
You: i don't use google
Stranger: ?
You: google is fer retard
Stranger:
Stranger: Says the one who use google
You: (
)
Stranger: LOLLLLLL '0 '
You: it's been over a minute
Stranger:
You: you said you have a life
You: lol
Stranger: I HAVE A LIFE
You: are you really that mad
You: umad?
You: ...
Stranger: SO
Stranger: MAD YOUR ASS
Stranger: BITCH
You: why are you still here then
You: :/
Stranger: Go fuck yourself
You: nah
Stranger: Cuz u r a stupid bitch
Stranger: Fuck yourself
You: if i'm stupid
You: skip
Stranger: Cuz only u can fuck your own ugly oussy
You: ><
Stranger: OHHJJ
Stranger: THREATHER ME?
Stranger: COME
Stranger: U THINK I SCARE
Stranger: SAY IT ONE MORE TIMR
Stranger: COME ON
You: hmm...
Stranger: COME SAY IT

Stranger: COME ON
You: sorry senpai ^^;;;
Stranger: Senpai noticed u bby
Stranger: Hoe.
You: i'll give you a happy ending
You: if you want
You: but
You: ...
Stranger: YESSSI
Stranger: Tell me a joke
Stranger: YOUR LIFE
You: *pushes him/her onto a bed and pins them down*
Stranger: Err.
Stranger: Sorry, I didn't meant to laugh.
You: *strips you off, and own self off*
Stranger: Look at my bio.
Stranger: <strike> erp
Stranger: Chat only.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: yep, sounds like a girl
You: troll ineffective
Stranger: I dun expect me to
Stranger: Like
Stranger: Eee.
Stranger: I'll cringe.
Stranger: I did it once.
Stranger: I cringe 1000 times.
You: so?
Stranger: But its so...
Stranger: Cringy.
You: do you actually think i care
You: haha
You: wut
You: wtf
Stranger: It is cringy.
Stranger: Role play Cyber ERP
Stranger: Above is cringe
You: nah
You: ....
Stranger: You are trying to sabotage me
Stranger: Bitch
Stranger: THINK I AM STUPUD
You: dismember the best kind of rp
You: :D
Stranger: ;D
You: o.O
You: did i touch something
Stranger: literature role play.
You: why so defensive
Stranger: Or get fuck.
Stranger: Kiddin
Stranger: Dun do any rp
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: I only do tis kind of rp
Stranger: *slap*
Stranger: *smils*
You: *slaps back*
Stranger: *smoke*
Stranger: One word action
Stranger: Take that

Stranger: SORE GA
Stranger: LOOK AT ME
Stranger: I'M SO KIND
Stranger: I STAYED FOR U
Stranger: Even though I dun need to study.
You: *points to the door*
Stranger: Since I'll ace my subjects
You: leave any time you want
Stranger: I'm a prodigy
You: idc if you stay or not
Stranger: Shut fuck
You: it's your fucked life
Stranger: Dun talk about my life
Stranger: You bum life.
Stranger: Why hurrtt
Stranger: CRY
Stranger: BUUUHOOOOO
You: is that all you can say?
You: oh boo hoo
Stranger: I just dun wan u to commit suicide
You: lollol
Stranger: Yessi
Stranger: Sit on my lap
You: as if i'd actually do that
Stranger: I want to bang bang.
Stranger: Me want boom boom.
You: that's obviously so i can get HRT
You: me want castrate you
Stranger: Huh????
Stranger: Vagina dryness da fuck?
Stranger: I'll remove your dick
You: :L who soooooooooooooo confused *grabs your cheeks*
Stranger: Cringe.
You: :o thanks
Stranger: And sexy.
Stranger: You the sexy
Stranger: PUI
You: eh
Stranger: WAIT LONG LONG
Stranger: ALSO DUN HAVE
You: i thought you wanted to cut it off
You: :/
Stranger: Grab my cheeks
Stranger: TIE MY TIE
Stranger: KISS ME
You: cant get it for free :(
Stranger: Midget heae
You: nah
Stranger: Midget heae
Stranger: MIDGET HEAR
Stranger: MIDGET HEAD
Stranger: Yas
Stranger: I did it.
You: midget bite
Stranger: Took me 1 try
Stranger: But
Stranger: It is what it is
You: try for what?
You: hah?
Stranger: FOR MIDGET HEAD

Stranger: Hah your ass.

Stranger: Its
Stranger: Ahhh?
Stranger: Dumb fuck
Stranger: SORE GA
You: still have no life fail troll
Stranger: Passcode is
Stranger: Oldrambe
Stranger: OKAY?
You: nah
Stranger: now
You: your lonely aren't you
You: ?
Stranger: This handsome and hot guy
Stranger: Fucm u say
Stranger: I WANTED TO FUCKING PLAY A GAME
Stranger: Sonava
You: lol are you still pretending to be a guy
Stranger: I'm a guy
Stranger: I swear
Stranger: If I lied
Stranger: My dick gone.
Stranger: Okkkkkkkkkkay?
You: guys don't say there handsome and hot as much as you do
Stranger: Shut fuck
Stranger: Watashi na mai wo
Stranger: U.
Stranger: S
Stranger: U
Stranger: Ehem
Stranger: I
Stranger: DUN GET BUSTED
Stranger: PWEASE
Stranger: Usui.
You: ...so how long have you been a 'guy'
Stranger: Takumi
Stranger: Since I was
Stranger: Fucking u
Stranger: I plant my seed last week
Stranger: Ddddddddddd
You: itt fail attempt at trying to be cis
Stranger: In your vagina
Stranger: WHYYYY
You: i don't have one..
Stranger: I AM A GUY BUT I'M JUST NOT A PERVERT
Stranger: Like fuck
Stranger: Fuck.
You: lolk
You: anything else your not?
Stranger: I know u wan me to do those erp thingy
Stranger: But hell no
Stranger: I dun like both gender
Stranger: OKAY?
Stranger: Fuck
You: stop trying, i know your a FtM
Stranger: Wanna bet.
Stranger: Swear
Stranger: If I'm a guy
Stranger: U will die.
Stranger: Soon

Stranger: LETS TO
Stranger: LETS GO
You: k i believe
Stranger: GOOD GIRL
You: any time/day
Stranger: SO OBEDIENT
Stranger: COME TO DADDY
Stranger: Papi
You: hmm.. money first
Stranger: Are you disappointed that I'm a guy?
You: no
You: idc either way
Stranger: Gold diggerrrr
Stranger: WHY GIRLS LIKE MONEY
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: WHYY.
Stranger: Ehem
Stranger: Why stuoid bitch
You: i like guy's but i'm not one soooooooo...
Stranger: Are you a slut
Stranger: Like really bitch.
You: no
Stranger: I'll pay you 5 grand for an hour
You: pfffft
You: nah
Stranger: 10 grane
You: no...
Stranger: 15 grane
You: nuh :p
Stranger: 20 k
You: nah
Stranger: Fuck u I'll get a guy and u for 20k
Stranger: Flim it
Stranger: Post on the internet
You: hmm..
You: nope
You: :L
Stranger: And watch u cry.
You: try harder
Stranger: BOOHOOOO
Stranger: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
You: i know your a transguy
Stranger: I'm handsome
You: stop trying, your making yourself look bad
Stranger: I'M HANDSOME
Stranger: I DUN CARE
Stranger: U WORTHLESS GIRL
Stranger: WHAT ARE U GONNA DO
You: *I'M PRETTY
You: you mean
Stranger: EMBARASSED ME
Stranger: *facepalm* i meam
Stranger: *slap*
Stranger: *smoke
Stranger: /////
You: hmm.. l
Stranger: Ehhhhh, you like roleplaying right?
You: *glares*
You: no
You: i'm being serious now

Stranger: I got something for your sad bum life.

Stranger: www.chatango.com
Stranger: I won't tell you my username though
Stranger: Just make a bio
You: pffffffffft chatango sucks
Stranger: FUCK ME
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: U USE IT?
You: i used to
Stranger: OMG OMG OMG CUM.
Stranger: Username?
You: it's years ago
Stranger: TELL KE
You: haha, nah
Stranger: Pleaseee
Stranger: Tell nameee
You: i forgot it
Stranger: I AM SO LONELY
Stranger: Fuck u useless fuck
Stranger: I'M PMR
Stranger: You know why.
You: *steals your BF*
Stranger: Gay.
Stranger: Steal me instead
You: you wish
Stranger: Unless I could buried my in your butt.
Stranger: Get brain fcked
You: wtf
Stranger: I KNOW WHAT U HUST READ IT AS
Stranger: OHHH DIRTY CUNT
Stranger: TELL
You: if your really in school... hmm, how old are you?
Stranger: Not telling.
Stranger: PERSONA-L
You: lolk
Stranger: I'll tell you
Stranger: Say you're sorry
Stranger: Promised to suck me.
Stranger: My age 16
Stranger: And you?
You: i didn't promise, i asked you to suck me
Stranger: Gay.
You: wtf
Stranger: I SAID 16
You: your 16?
Stranger: AND U?
You: i'm 23, but i'm not interested in anything except trolling you
Stranger: I'M 30
Stranger: Marry me
Stranger: I LOVE U MORE NAO
Stranger: I AM INTERESTED
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: MARRY ME
Stranger: Fucking milf.
Stranger: www.23porn.com
You: ._.
Stranger: I'm 18
You: ...
You: fuck you!!
Stranger: Marry me

Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Dun date 16 yrs old?
You: no
Stranger: Biased bitch.
Stranger: At least I'm taller
Stranger: 176cm
You: lol if you say so
Stranger: No why.
Stranger: WHY MY POTENTIAL DATE
Stranger: Seriously.
Stranger: SERIOUSLY.
You: *WHY MY NO CHANCE DATE
Stranger: 7 years older
Stranger: No big deal.
Stranger: Like fuck.
You: but your still 16
Stranger: And
Stranger: Can't I fuck a 23 yr old
You: say's the biased 'man' you say gay as a bad thing
Stranger: You know what
Stranger: Fuck this.
You: got a split personality?
Stranger: My forte.
Stranger: I surrender auntie.
Stranger has disconnected.