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[SIDUS HQ]
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[EXECUTIVE PRODUCER KIM WOO TAEK]
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We're your average high school friends
who swore to a lifetime of friendship.
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Even though it wasn't under any special
circumstances where our friendship began
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it was still special to us
in our own way.
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Ahem... ahem.
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Ahem...
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[MEET ME IN THE SCHOOL BACKYARD.]
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- Did you fondle So Min's chest?
- No.
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I didn't fondle her chest,
but I just stood there and touched it.
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- You must be mental.
- Is that a question?
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You think that was a question,
you asshole?
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Just stick close by me
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and you guys can play for her again
whenever I break up with her.
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Sound good?
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It didn't feel entirely right
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the three of us spent most of our time
together ever since that moment.
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During all of our years together
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there were trivial worries
over our grades...
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- I think I flunked the exam.
- I'm just happy that it's over with.
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And much bigger worries like
Dong Woo's father going bankrupt.
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My family is the one in the dumps,
so why are you two looking so glum?
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We were just playing the part, you idiot.
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- Ouch, that's hot.
- Hot!
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I heard you touched Soo Jung's chest?
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but there are three paths
to choose from.
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- I'm going to go this way.
- Hey, Chi Ho.
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- You like women's breasts, don't you?
- It's what I live for.
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Going down that path will lead you back
to your mom's breast, not to other women's.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yuck.
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Okay, a man must go forward.
Show me some respect.
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- But must we make this decision now?
- No kidding. We're still young.
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Hey, split the years of your life in half.
Where do you think that middle is?
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- I'll probably live to be 80 years old.
- How can you be sure you'll live to be 80?
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My father passed away at age 40,
and Mozart died when he was 35.
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- Kurt Cobain died when he was 27. 27!
- Kurt Cobain committed suicide.
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How can you be sure
that you won't commit suicide?
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So what's your point?
You want us to buy life insurance?
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If we were to divide our lives into halves
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then half will be spent as minors,
and other half as adults.
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Meaning, the mid point of our lives...
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is at 20 years old.
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We've already lived half our lives?
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- Wow, we've aged fast.
- Now that we're at our midpoint...
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- We can't just sit around like this.
- My point exactly.
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Sex.
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- Let's have sex.
- The three of us?
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Ugh, you're such a moron.
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- Let's not lose our focus here.
- This is a very serious problem.
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Don't you guys ever
read any foreign news?
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Stop being so absurd.
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You got it?
I'm glad my parents are never home.
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The drinks are flowing,
and you've got the house to yourself.
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Just don't act like a moron,
and you've got her in your bed.
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- Act like a moron, how?
- Like calling the girl's father.
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Yes, sir.
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We're about to turn off the lights,
and get it on.
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Yes, your daughter has
already agreed to it
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and we're just waiting for you
to give us the all-clear.
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- But you're not going to do that.
- Of course not.
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Then it's a guaranteed score. Unless...
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That's what all women are like.
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They go around doing
whatever they want, but
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they never let their
friends do anything.
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I don't know what kind of bullshit
that is, but it's a threat.
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A real live threat.
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If you don't stay alert,
then you'll lose your chance.
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Don't show that you're panicking.
Rather, get the girl flustered.
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Then... it's time to go in for the kill.
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I want to rub my dick all over your ass.
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- She's shocked to hear that, right?
- That's an understatement.
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Because you just don't say that.
She's now wondering what your deal is.
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It's called, cognitive dissonance.
She doesn't know what to make of it.
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That's when you go in for the kill.
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Your male reproductive organs
have long finished maturing by this point.
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But our nation's education system
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I'll explain.
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It's almost like a rite of passage
before a man starts college.
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It's not a religion,
but religious people do it, too.
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- Something that most men do...
- Were you beating off?
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Our twenties started off
on a rather insignificant note.
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What's the first thing that a man does
when he enters a brand new environment?
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Finding a pretty girl.
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It's not like he'll do anything about it,
but it's pathetically true.
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It's not like I wasn't hoping for
a campus romance like you see in dramas.
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- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.
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I'm worried you may have
dislocated your shoulder.
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- No, I'm fine. Really.
- No.
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I'm sorry. My apologies.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sitting still.
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What are you doing while sitting still?
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Nothing.
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Chi Ho's goal was...
to keep breathing.
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He's already accomplished that goal.
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- Business Management!
- Business Management!
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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- Business! Management!
- Business! Management!
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Now the other way!
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Don't you dare spill a drop!
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I would accept it if this was
also part of the process
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What?
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Wow.
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I enjoy the thrill.
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I'm actually very comfortable right now.
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Senior, thank you.
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You're that way, right?
See you next time.
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What's going on here?
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How is it that you're
getting out of her car?
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You heard her right?
She said, "See you next time."
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What does that mean?
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What are you saying, you moron?
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Don't go over-analyzing her words now.
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She must be really rich, though.
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I don't know about that, but I did hear
she made some money in stocks.
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- Stocks?
- She's the ace of the stock club.
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She's the top dog
in the university.
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How could you be getting out of her car?
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I ran into her at the bus stop,
and she recognized me.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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- Hm?
- Huh?
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I didn't recognize her,
but she recognized me and...
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Oh, I guess that makes sense.
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You haven't seen this yet, have you?
You should see this.
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You're on Facebook.
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- I am?
- Yeah.
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No more! I can't drink anymore!
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How is this a welcome party?
This is a suicide mission!
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He swallowed his own vomit!
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The party culture is the problem.
Nothing to feel embarrassed about.
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You're a Facebook star, man.
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In Gook... This isn't right.
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Hey, repeat student.
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I'm repeating my year
under very sad circumstances.
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- I'm not cool with that.
- But I'm cool.
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- Do you beat off, too?
- What!
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- What the heck?
- I caught my brother beating off.
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I even asked him how often he does it.
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It was totally hilarious.
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That moron.
He should've been more cautious.
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He was being cautious,
but I unlocked his door.
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Why did you unlock his door?
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Ugh, seriously.
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I read somewhere that a use of lubrication
is crucial when masturbating.
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Keep it down!
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Beating it dry may be too much stimulation,
which could leave you desensitized.
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But the grip of a woman's body isn't
as strong as the grip of your own hand.
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Which can cause an issue for you when
you actually start sleeping with a woman.
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- So make sure to always use a lube...
- Go sit somewhere else!
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- I want pasta. Buy me some.
- Me? When I'm broke and penniless?
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00:24:44,926 --> 00:24:46,385
Ugh, this is so stressful.
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I wish I could just find a rich man,
but I don't have any time to meet anyone.
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And I'm a man to you?
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Of course you're a man.
You even masturbate.
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- Ugh, that Kim Kyung Jae!
- At least buy me some ddukbokki.
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- Come on, buy me some!
- How about I buy you some instead?
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Hey!
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Dong Woo is so penniless!
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Hi, Dong Woo.
Have you been well?
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I know your school isn't close,
so what brings you by here?
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It's not that far.
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- Because I wanted to see you.
- See me?
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Yeah, I have missed you.
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00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:27,106
How about you and I ditch So Hee,
and go grab a beer somewhere?
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00:25:27,106 --> 00:25:30,532
Wow, that's so low.
Are all college students like this?
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00:25:31,991 --> 00:25:34,938
I'm sorry, but I can't.
I have to work early in the morning.
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00:25:34,938 --> 00:25:36,856
- Is it because you're broke?
- I have money.
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- You said you had to buy rice.
- It'll be my treat.
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00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:44,739
Sorry, but I don't think I can tonight.
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- That's too bad.
- You and I can go instead.
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Forget it.
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- How much do we owe you?
- I've got money, so I'll pay.
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00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:57,286
- Look at you trying to act all cool.
- Keep your mouth shut.
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Hey, did you know that
Dong Woo beats off?
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Seriously!
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00:26:05,059 --> 00:26:07,996
Knock it off!
You've been saying that all day!
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00:26:07,996 --> 00:26:10,933
Oh my... you're actually getting upset.
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00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:13,131
I guess I'll be saying it tomorrow, too.
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00:26:17,627 --> 00:26:20,125
Your card has been declined.
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Mom.
340
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00:28:15,893 --> 00:28:18,551
Where are you going
so early in the morning?
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00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:20,609
I just got home and am going to bed.
355
00:28:20,609 --> 00:28:23,446
You know that I'm nocturnal.
356
00:28:23,446 --> 00:28:26,863
Hey, come over here and have a seat.
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00:28:27,312 --> 00:28:33,496
I seriously have no idea...
where we went wrong with you.
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00:28:35,115 --> 00:28:39,910
Isn't that something a scientist would say
when he fails one of his experiments?
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00:28:42,148 --> 00:28:45,285
Let's just stop all this nonsense,
and come learn business from me.
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00:28:45,285 --> 00:28:47,143
We can take it slow
while you go to culinary school.
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00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:50,180
Isn't having one chef
in the house enough?
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00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:52,508
I'm too good-looking
to be cooped up in the kitchen.
363
00:28:52,518 --> 00:28:53,997
I'm not doing it.
364
00:28:53,997 --> 00:28:57,004
Honey, cut off his allowance as of today.
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00:28:57,014 --> 00:29:01,989
What? What a harsh thing to say!
Are you giving me up as your child?
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00:29:01,989 --> 00:29:05,186
Then what about you?
Are you giving up on your life?
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00:29:05,186 --> 00:29:08,243
- Just eat, sleep, and shit all day?
- It's not just eat, sleep, and shit.
368
00:29:08,243 --> 00:29:11,490
I eat, sleep, and shit like a champ.
Do you know how difficult that is?
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00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:15,736
I was even out clubbing all night.
I was very busy in my own right.
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00:29:15,736 --> 00:29:19,482
- Honey, don't even feed him.
- I'm still a growing boy.
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00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:22,669
How can you say such a thing
as my own dad?
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Okay, fine. Fine, I hear you.
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00:29:27,424 --> 00:29:30,362
By the end of the year...
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00:29:30,362 --> 00:29:33,189
I'm not even talking next year,
because I'm not that type of a person.
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00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:39,743
I will give some major thought to what it
is that I want to do by the end of the year
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00:29:39,762 --> 00:29:43,879
so let's just keep my allowance flowing.
Let's both agree on that, okay?
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00:29:43,879 --> 00:29:46,176
- No.
- Come on, why not!
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00:29:46,176 --> 00:29:48,374
391
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:46,358
Even though all I have to give you
right now is this pickled radish
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but I still have a bright future ahead
of me when I finish college.
393
00:30:49,036 --> 00:30:51,254
But the present is more important to me.
394
00:30:51,254 --> 00:30:53,851
I'm going to find myself a sugar mama
at one of those bars.
395
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:56,728
You're not going to
screw yourself like that.
396
00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:58,587
What makes you think that?
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00:30:58,587 --> 00:31:03,582
Because your parents are good people,
so you're not going to screw up.
398
00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:05,200
But you don't have parents,
so how are you so good?
399
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,597
- Because I'm in love with you.
- That's a serious problem.
400
00:31:08,597 --> 00:31:12,194
Thinking isn't your strong suit,
so just keep eating your food.
401
00:31:12,773 --> 00:31:14,551
I have to get to class.
402
00:31:14,551 --> 00:31:17,289
- Want a kiss?
- No.
403
00:31:17,289 --> 00:31:19,167
Hey.
404
00:31:20,486 --> 00:31:22,803
What do you think I should do?
405
00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:25,361
Are you being serious
about this right now?
406
00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:27,379
I'm going to go to a PC room.
407
00:31:27,389 --> 00:31:30,286
I can't decide between playing
League of Legends or World of Warcraft.
408
00:31:30,995 --> 00:31:32,994
A life or death decision then.
409
00:31:34,632 --> 00:31:36,330
Try selling off your game items.
410
00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,408
Wouldn't that keep you afloat
for a couple of months?
411
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:46,920
The increase in actual income
affects the demand.
412
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,707
If you look at the graph below...
413
00:31:50,707 --> 00:31:53,394
Ah, they say that love
is an unwelcome visitor.
414
00:31:53,404 --> 00:31:55,362
Can't even drive it away.
415
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,860
Hi Kyung Jae.
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00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,518
Hello!
417
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,105
459
00:34:31,532 --> 00:34:32,990
One should sleep at home.
460
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,397
You must have a good reason
to go home.
461
00:34:36,397 --> 00:34:40,373
My boyfriend tends
to go home early too.
462
00:34:40,373 --> 00:34:44,090
Is your boyfriend...
a gamer too?
463
00:34:45,428 --> 00:34:47,127
You have to suck that like a man.
464
00:34:47,137 --> 00:34:51,283
Anyway, it's nice that he's not here.
465
00:34:53,421 --> 00:34:55,439
- You have to suck it.
- But...
466
00:34:56,937 --> 00:34:59,275
Can't they keep it down?
467
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,101
They're a bit loud, aren't they?
468
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,739
Do what you did in the welcoming party.
469
00:35:05,739 --> 00:35:11,214
Opposing the corrupt system
like a rebel.
470
00:35:15,649 --> 00:35:16,898
Senior.
471
00:35:16,898 --> 00:35:19,206
That wasn't me then.
472
00:35:19,206 --> 00:35:23,092
513
00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:25,089
I said not to talk about her like that!
I like this girl!
514
00:39:25,089 --> 00:39:27,307
Are you getting mad at me
over a girl right now?
515
00:39:27,307 --> 00:39:28,996
- That's right.
- I'm sorry then.
516
00:39:30,614 --> 00:39:32,123
He is kind of cute.
517
00:39:38,017 --> 00:39:39,985
Oh, shit.
518
00:39:40,605 --> 00:39:42,243
I want to sleep with her.
519
00:39:42,243 --> 00:39:45,610
Watch how I hit on her.
Flexibility, okay?
520
00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:47,828
Now what are you thinking of doing?
521
00:39:47,828 --> 00:39:49,286
I told you not to do it
while I'm around.
522
00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:51,134
She's really hot.
523
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:03,802
Oh my god! Shit!
524
00:40:05,131 --> 00:40:08,478
What the fuck? You hit someone!
525
00:40:08,478 --> 00:40:10,416
Are you insane?
526
00:40:12,214 --> 00:40:15,371
anything to do anyway.
540
00:40:41,116 --> 00:40:43,804
Can you go instead?
I've got allergies.
541
00:40:43,814 --> 00:40:45,382
Screw you. You go.
542
00:40:45,382 --> 00:40:47,350
You're a son of a bitch.
543
00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:49,099
Fuck!
544
00:40:49,109 --> 00:40:51,846
Go and hit on her.
That was your intent anyway.
545
00:41:00,618 --> 00:41:02,815
Wait... really? Hey.
546
00:41:02,815 --> 00:41:04,344
You're really going to hit on her?
547
00:41:04,903 --> 00:41:06,512
Does that work?
548
00:41:06,512 --> 00:41:08,460
We're filming at night as it is.
549
00:41:10,059 --> 00:41:12,117
Then get me a manager.
550
00:41:12,117 --> 00:41:14,454
Do you know how awkward
it is going on set alone?
551
00:41:14,454 --> 00:41:16,522
I'm going. I'll go.
552
00:41:17,871 --> 00:41:20,219
- The flowers are in full bloom...
- Take the wheel.
553
00:41:35,194 --> 00:41:37,782
- Yes, of course.
567
00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:14,896
See you around.
568
00:42:23,898 --> 00:42:26,035
They give you food
even if you do nothing?
569
00:42:26,035 --> 00:42:27,904
Isn't waiting around
part of the job?
570
00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:30,541
What are you going to do
about the settlement?
571
00:42:34,577 --> 00:42:36,915
Want to go out for drinks
after filming wraps?
572
00:42:36,915 --> 00:42:38,314
Don't mess with me.
573
00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:41,161
- Give me three million won.
- I don't have it.
574
00:42:42,570 --> 00:42:44,088
What is it that you do?
575
00:42:44,098 --> 00:42:48,134
During the day... I'm sitting still.
576
00:42:48,134 --> 00:42:51,011
And at night, I either go out drinking...
577
00:42:51,011 --> 00:42:52,250
- You're unemployed.
- Yes.
578
00:42:53,269 --> 00:42:55,567
- How old are you?
- 20 years old.
579
00:42:57,355 --> 00:43:01,142
I have five days of filming left,
Good work!
593
00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:47,807
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
594
00:43:49,225 --> 00:43:51,553
Hey, you can smack me
as hard as you want.
595
00:43:51,553 --> 00:43:53,192
Okay, let's do another take.
596
00:43:53,192 --> 00:43:55,999
Everyone get in position.
Let's get this rolling.
597
00:43:55,999 --> 00:43:57,907
Ready...
598
00:43:58,566 --> 00:44:00,065
Action!
599
00:44:09,706 --> 00:44:12,263
I've brought some refreshments!
Here you go.
600
00:44:13,782 --> 00:44:16,299
Here, this is for you.
601
00:44:50,267 --> 00:44:53,564
- Okay!
- Okay.
602
00:44:53,564 --> 00:44:56,501
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
603
00:44:57,490 --> 00:45:00,467
- You really must have nothing else to do.
- Yeah.
604
00:45:00,467 --> 00:45:03,844
- Forget it. Stop coming to the set.
- No, I'll come.
605
00:45:08,479 --> 00:45:13,255
I'm not as sweet and innocent
619
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:18,112
You're embarrassing me.
620
00:46:21,849 --> 00:46:24,846
- Are you two finally dating?
- No, we're not dating.
621
00:46:24,846 --> 00:46:26,684
If you're texting each other before bed,
then that means you're dating.
622
00:46:26,684 --> 00:46:29,022
Kyung Jae and I text each other
before bed, too.
623
00:46:29,022 --> 00:46:32,878
Why are you dating my brother?
Which one of you is the girl?
624
00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:35,735
Forget it. Let's just forget it.
625
00:46:44,787 --> 00:46:47,644
- Dear brother, you're home.
- Yeah.
626
00:46:47,644 --> 00:46:51,120
- What brings you by here?
- Mom wanted me to bring you some food.
627
00:46:51,860 --> 00:46:53,738
She's afraid that
her precious son might starve.
628
00:46:53,738 --> 00:46:56,895
If she's that worried,
then she shouldn't touch my bank account.
629
00:46:56,895 --> 00:47:00,332
She needed some things for the twins,
and she had no other choice.
630
00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:04,008
Mom bawled her eyes out
after taking your money.
631
00:47:04,008 --> 00:47:08,544
644
00:47:43,390 --> 00:47:45,608
If I left, then who will look after her?
645
00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:56,777
[MIN JUNG: ARE YOU ASLEEP?]
646
00:48:11,044 --> 00:48:14,680
Um... I have a question that
I'd like to ask you.
647
00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:17,617
Sure, what is it?
648
00:48:17,617 --> 00:48:19,935
How does one become a movie director?
649
00:48:21,454 --> 00:48:25,690
You have to shoot a movie.
Then you're a movie director.
650
00:48:25,690 --> 00:48:28,067
How does one shoot a movie?
651
00:48:29,466 --> 00:48:33,352
Actors start acting,
and I capture it on film.
652
00:48:33,762 --> 00:48:37,059
If I don't capture it,
then the film director captures it.
653
00:48:37,059 --> 00:48:41,075
Then I just sit here and say, "Okay."
But if something seems off about it
654
00:48:41,075 --> 00:48:43,532
then I shout out for another take.
655
00:48:44,242 --> 00:48:47,339
Do some bullshit like that,
and you have yourself a movie.
656
00:48:50,306 --> 00:48:54,262
- It sounds like a very stressful job.
- You actually understood that?
657
00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:57,349
Director, we need you over here.
Please come.
658
00:48:57,359 --> 00:48:59,527
Okay.
659
00:49:00,656 --> 00:49:02,884
Why ask?
Do you want to make a movie?
660
00:49:05,421 --> 00:49:08,978
- Well...
- Don't. It's too much work.
661
00:49:09,667 --> 00:49:11,935
You have a nice body.
You should just be a model.
662
00:49:11,935 --> 00:49:13,414
No, don't do that either.
It's too hard.
663
00:49:13,414 --> 00:49:16,810
Just get into business.
No, not that either. It's too hard.
664
00:49:16,810 --> 00:49:21,026
Running a small business is too tough.
If you can, just become a rich tycoon.
665
00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:23,304
The government is nice to rich tycoons.
666
00:49:23,304 --> 00:49:26,881
Just do that. Then you can marry
pretty actresses, too.
667
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:29,119
And if things don't work out,
get divorced and get remarried.
668
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:32,575
Get remarried as often as you want.
Doesn't that sound good?
669
00:49:32,575 --> 00:49:36,052
Director!
I asked you to come here!
670
00:49:36,052 --> 00:49:38,270
Can't you see that I'm on my way?
671
00:49:38,270 --> 00:49:41,507
I'm on my way... over to you.
672
00:49:43,445 --> 00:49:45,493
That jerk is such an asshole.
673
00:49:45,493 --> 00:49:47,641
He's always ordering me around.
674
00:49:47,641 --> 00:49:49,869
He thinks he's the director.
675
00:49:52,096 --> 00:49:54,914
- Director, what took you so long?
- I didn't hear you.
676
00:49:54,914 --> 00:49:57,761
Then why did you answer me?
677
00:49:59,899 --> 00:50:04,544
There he goes again.
Please get up.
678
00:50:05,693 --> 00:50:07,711
Get up.
679
00:50:10,319 --> 00:50:13,576
- What do you want me to take a look at?
- Come this way.
680
00:50:15,634 --> 00:50:17,912
He's so awesome.
681
00:50:18,761 --> 00:50:20,999
That was so beautiful.
682
00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:41,928
[CEO KIM: CLUB ROSE IN CHEONGDAM-DONG,
NEXT WEDNESDAY AT 9 P.M.]
683
696
00:51:46,227 --> 00:51:49,503
But this... I understand.
697
00:51:49,503 --> 00:51:54,299
I'm going to invest all my heart
into the love that's budding for her.
698
00:51:57,636 --> 00:52:00,273
- Jin Joo.
- Yeah?
699
00:52:02,671 --> 00:52:05,868
I want to rub my dick all over your ass.
700
00:52:10,903 --> 00:52:13,700
This coffee smells great.
701
00:52:28,296 --> 00:52:30,954
What's so funny?
702
00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:34,490
Oh... I'm so sorry!
703
00:52:34,490 --> 00:52:36,119
I'm so very sorry.
704
00:52:36,129 --> 00:52:38,666
I'm... I'm so sorry.
705
00:52:38,996 --> 00:52:40,594
Crazy bastard!
706
00:52:40,734 --> 00:52:43,671
- I'm so sorry.
- What's wrong with you?
707
00:52:51,374 --> 00:52:53,062
Twins!
708
00:52:53,062 --> 00:52:54,721
- Dong Woo!
- Dong Woo!
709
00:52:57,278 --> 00:52:59,816
- Chicken!
- Chicken!
710
00:53:00,755 --> 00:53:04,851
Mom! He's brought us chicken!
711
00:53:10,665 --> 00:53:13,113
Mom, have you been smoking?
712
00:53:14,182 --> 00:53:17,139
It's the best remedy for stress.
713
00:53:18,258 --> 00:53:21,915
- Don't eat like street beggars.
- Don't scold them while they're eating.
714
00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:25,181
Why aren't you eating any?
715
00:53:25,191 --> 00:53:27,899
I'm sick of chicken. You eat.
716
00:53:27,899 --> 00:53:31,346
I like duck better.
Next time, bring me some duck.
717
00:53:32,664 --> 00:53:36,561
Mom, why did you have so many kids?
718
00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:41,536
When you were born, you looked so much
like your father, and I didn't like it.
719
00:53:41,536 --> 00:53:43,963
Then when Dong Won was born
720
00:53:43,963 --> 00:53:47,350
he looked so much like me, and I loved it.
721
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:52,066
But... I really wanted a pretty daughter.
722
00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:54,633
So, that's why I got pregnant again.
723
00:53:54,643 --> 00:53:57,990
- But I never thought...
- Stop listening, and just eat.
724
00:53:57,990 --> 00:54:03,265
Your father going bankrupt was
what stopped me from having another one.
725
00:54:03,265 --> 00:54:05,023
Maybe it was a blessing in disguise.
726
00:54:05,023 --> 00:54:09,579
I still find a small sliver of joy even
in the midst of that unfortunate story.
727
00:54:13,994 --> 00:54:18,410
- Stop laughing like a street beggar.
- Don't scold them while they're laughing.
728
00:54:32,297 --> 00:54:34,215
What the hell?
729
00:54:35,694 --> 00:54:39,430
Did you snoop through my messages?
Asshole.
730
00:54:40,309 --> 00:54:43,027
What the hell are you doing?
What?
731
00:54:43,027 --> 00:54:45,125
Who the hell do you think you are?
732
00:54:46,084 --> 00:54:49,321
Are there any gigs for me, too?
With rich old ladies?
733
00:55:20,710 --> 00:55:24,387
- Why didn't you stop me?
- Why would I?
734
00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:27,404
It's not like you're going to
be supporting me.
735
00:55:32,659 --> 00:55:34,697
Are you crying?
736
00:55:36,415 --> 00:55:39,552
Stop crying just because
you're struggling.
737
00:55:39,912 --> 00:55:42,509
I've got enough to deal with already.
738
00:55:50,262 --> 00:55:53,199
But she sure looks pretty
when she cries.
739
00:55:53,938 --> 00:55:56,776
That's a real rarity.
740
00:56:03,589 --> 00:56:07,026
Hey, what's with that strange
expression on your face?
741
00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:10,363
I've never seen you look
at a girl like that before.
742
00:56:10,363 --> 00:56:11,631
Like what?
743
00:56:11,631 --> 00:56:12,930
Like you're thinking
with your heart...
744
00:56:12,930 --> 00:56:15,178
rather than with your dick.
745
00:56:15,178 --> 00:56:19,194
Like you want to hold her,
rather than just bang her.
746
00:56:19,194 --> 00:56:20,992
Right?
747
00:56:20,992 --> 00:56:22,910
But...
748
00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:25,808
You're wrong.
749
00:56:48,945 --> 00:56:51,703
Wow... I wonder if all this is
going to disappear, too.
750
00:56:52,102 --> 00:56:56,179
That's just the way of life.
751
00:56:56,179 --> 00:56:58,966
Easy for you to say since you never
take anything in life seriously.
752
00:56:58,966 --> 00:57:02,163
- Is there a new girl in your life?
- Yeah, the one from the other day.
753
00:57:02,542 --> 00:57:05,639
That's going to make things
awkward with So Min.
754
00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:06,818
I've got nothing to hide.
755
00:57:06,818 --> 00:57:09,016
So Min is my girlfriend,
while I'm just dating the other one.
756
00:57:09,016 --> 00:57:12,733
- What does dating mean to you?
- Having sex whenever we're together.
757
00:57:12,733 --> 00:57:15,890
- Then how about a girlfriend?
- Someone I see when I want to have sex.
758
00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:20,265
- That strangely makes sense to me.
- Then... what does it mean to be in love?
759
00:57:20,265 --> 00:57:24,082
- Doing it multiple times a day.
- Ah...
760
00:57:24,082 --> 00:57:27,179
Crap, this sucks.
I actually understand his logic.
761
00:57:28,557 --> 00:57:30,875
So Joong!
762
00:57:39,367 --> 00:57:42,983
- What are you about to do?
777
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,338
Let's go!
778
01:00:31,801 --> 01:00:33,639
[FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.]
779
01:00:42,171 --> 01:00:45,628
Ugh... that crazy girl.
780
01:01:06,887 --> 01:01:11,043
- Should I draw a mole on my nose?
- Why?
781
01:01:11,043 --> 01:01:14,280
Because they're pretty.
Just look at Han Ga In and Go So Young.
782
01:01:15,799 --> 01:01:18,456
Then you'll look like
every other actress out there.
783
01:01:20,314 --> 01:01:22,652
You should draw one in
the middle of your forehead.
784
01:01:22,652 --> 01:01:24,750
A really big one.
785
01:01:28,866 --> 01:01:30,854
What the hell is he saying?
786
01:01:30,864 --> 01:01:33,821
"I'm going to marry her,
so sign the divorce papers!"
787
01:01:33,821 --> 01:01:36,839
"But she's my sister!"
788
01:01:36,839 --> 01:01:41,934
- "I'm going to make you pay."
- "How? By seducing my father?"
789
01:01:41,934 --> 01:01:46,269
"Why not? I'm going to destroy you."
790
803
01:02:29,048 --> 01:02:32,365
You're driving me crazy!
What? What is it?
804
01:02:32,365 --> 01:02:34,783
- Let me see it.
- There's nothing to see.
805
01:02:34,783 --> 01:02:36,621
- Let me see it.
- Forget it.
806
01:02:36,621 --> 01:02:39,698
- Come on, hand it over.
- Give it back!
807
01:02:39,698 --> 01:02:42,575
Give me back my phone!
What are you doing?
808
01:02:42,575 --> 01:02:44,194
Hey!
809
01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:45,662
Seriously!
810
01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:47,571
- Hey!
- Hello?
811
01:02:47,571 --> 01:02:51,926
Listen bastard, she's not a call girl,
so stop texting her like this.
812
01:02:51,926 --> 01:02:54,464
- Cha Chi Ho!
- What?
813
01:02:54,464 --> 01:02:58,180
That's right, asshole, I'm her pimp.
Are you the press or something?
814
01:02:58,220 --> 01:02:59,739
Fine.
815
01:02:59,739 --> 01:03:02,077
829
01:04:02,928 --> 01:04:04,586
so her body couldn't handle it.
830
01:04:05,146 --> 01:04:07,983
I hear that you're studying
cartoon animation?
831
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,198
I'm going to open up a spot
for you in my factory.
832
01:04:13,198 --> 01:04:15,716
- I..
- It's not manual labor.
833
01:04:16,935 --> 01:04:19,422
If you can learn the business...
834
01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:22,419
then I plan on passing the factory
down to you once I retire.
835
01:04:23,258 --> 01:04:26,695
All I have is a daughter
who now lives overseas.
836
01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:29,273
Don't you want to send
Dong Won away to college?
837
01:04:29,912 --> 01:04:33,449
He can be a judge or a prosecutor.
Don't you want that for him?
838
01:04:33,908 --> 01:04:38,274
- You can do the cartoon thing as a hobby.
- I've already paid for my tuition.
839
01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:42,660
- Give me some time to think about it.
- There's no time to think about it.
840
01:04:44,538 --> 01:04:47,435
I know that you guys don't like me.
841
01:04:48,155 --> 01:04:50,882
894
01:11:24,064 --> 01:11:28,390
But I'm sure she's receiving warmer
treatment there than she would here.
895
01:11:31,047 --> 01:11:35,872
Right here... it aches right here.
Do you know what that feels like?
896
01:11:35,882 --> 01:11:38,570
Take a look, So Joong.
897
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:41,277
- Isn't my chest all red?
- It's because you've been rubbing it.
898
01:11:41,277 --> 01:11:45,283
- For you. Can I get you anything else?
- Piss off. I'm still upset.
899
01:11:45,283 --> 01:11:48,430
Hey, I saw that video clip,
and that professor's wife is hot.
900
01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:51,887
There, you should just date her instead.
It'll be an even trade.
901
01:11:51,887 --> 01:11:54,095
- Since the wife is hot, too.
- Yeah.
902
01:11:54,095 --> 01:11:57,202
- She's hot? Show me.
- Yeah, want to see?
903
01:11:57,721 --> 01:12:00,599
- Look at how many 'likes' she got.
- Yeah, she's nice.
904
01:12:00,599 --> 01:12:02,337
What are they doing?
905
01:12:02,976 --> 01:12:06,873
Hey, Kim Kyung Jae.
You know what the saddest part is?
906
01:12:06,873 --> 01:12:10,529
919
01:12:51,070 --> 01:12:55,286
I've been watching a lot of movies lately,
and teens are always committing suicide.
920
01:12:55,286 --> 01:12:56,565
You should commit suicide.
921
01:12:56,565 --> 01:12:59,442
Then it'll give us something
more serious to worry about.
922
01:12:59,442 --> 01:13:03,478
- But I get paid tomorrow.
- Oh, then that won't work.
923
01:13:03,478 --> 01:13:05,976
Then how about an abortion?
924
01:13:06,515 --> 01:13:10,072
But someone needs to be pregnant first.
Hey, go out and get yourself pregnant.
925
01:13:10,072 --> 01:13:13,029
- By whose sperm?
- Who cares? Be impulsive about it.
926
01:13:13,029 --> 01:13:15,546
- I'm on my period.
- Shit.
927
01:13:16,765 --> 01:13:19,303
How about drugs? Let's do drugs.
928
01:13:19,303 --> 01:13:21,880
That costs money.
We don't have money to do that.
929
01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:31,371
So this must be why
soju manufacturers are so profitable.
930
01:13:36,966 --> 01:13:38,684
Then...
931
01:13:39,543 --> 01:13:42,780
- Let's have sex.
944
01:14:36,808 --> 01:14:38,886
[IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO HESITATE.]
945
01:14:38,886 --> 01:14:44,541
[I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR TITS BEFORE.
I'LL GO FOR IT FIRST.]
946
01:15:07,719 --> 01:15:09,607
The first pair of tits I've ever touched
947
01:15:09,607 --> 01:15:14,322
were the fake padded bra
of some nameless girl I barely knew.
948
01:15:14,322 --> 01:15:16,660
My first pair of tits were...
949
01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:22,235
a cheap padded bra that was made up of
polyester, polyurethane, and cotton.
950
01:15:22,235 --> 01:15:25,831
And that's where I blacked out.
951
01:16:28,591 --> 01:16:31,808
- Kyung Jae!
- Kyung Jae!
952
01:16:31,808 --> 01:16:37,792
You moron!
Why are you freaking out at the bar?
953
01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:41,878
You're a moronic asshole!
954
01:16:46,364 --> 01:16:52,857
- You're such an idiotic asshole!
- Stop hitting Kyung Jae!
955
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:14,577
Hey, what's college got to do
with becoming a movie director?
956
01:17:15,636 --> 01:17:19,332
Well...
- But still. - Shut up.
957
01:17:19,332 --> 01:17:21,920
Our country is so screwed up these days.
958
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,067
You have to be good at math in order to
get into a good college, right?
959
01:17:24,067 --> 01:17:26,655
Isn't that how the system works?
960
01:17:26,665 --> 01:17:28,643
But what bullshit is that?
It's so screwed up.
961
01:17:28,643 --> 01:17:30,711
- You're bad at math, aren't you?
- I'm horrible at it.
962
01:17:30,711 --> 01:17:32,090
Shit.
963
01:17:32,090 --> 01:17:35,606
It's a screwed up system where kids
like you are forced to become losers.
964
01:17:35,606 --> 01:17:38,184
It's like you're worthless
just because you suck at math
965
01:17:38,184 --> 01:17:42,360
and you're made to believe you're unworthy
before you even attempt anything.
966
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:46,616
This is all because of those
shitheads that runs our government.
967
01:17:46,616 --> 01:17:49,633
They pay for their own kids to receive
expensive tutoring lessons.
968
01:17:49,633 --> 01:17:51,271
They're all assholes and shitheads.
969
01:17:51,271 --> 01:17:54,628
All they care about is
finding ways for them to get richer.
970
01:17:55,367 --> 01:17:57,525
Screw math!
971
01:17:57,525 --> 01:17:59,463
It's not like we have to do
factoring problems before we eat.
972
01:17:59,463 --> 01:18:03,819
That's why I've been thinking about
writing a screenplay of my own.
973
01:18:03,819 --> 01:18:08,275
- Like practice of some sorts.
- Good, and be confident about it.
974
01:18:08,275 --> 01:18:12,051
It's an idea that I gave to an
aspiring comic artist friend of mine.
975
01:18:12,051 --> 01:18:15,328
- Would you like to hear what it is?
- Yeah, sounds good. Go for it.
976
01:18:16,087 --> 01:18:17,746
The title is...
977
01:18:17,746 --> 01:18:20,163
Invasion of the Planet Penis.
978
01:18:24,260 --> 01:18:26,577
Penis... as in...
979
01:18:29,654 --> 01:18:33,131
Ah... penis?
980
01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:36,068
Okay, go on.
981
01:18:36,068 --> 01:18:41,263
It takes place in two million B.C.
Towards the end of Caenozoic era.
982
01:18:41,263 --> 01:18:45,959
The story begins with a theory that
the males didn't have dicks back then.
983
01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:48,276
- They don't have dicks?
- Meanwhile...
984
01:18:48,276 --> 01:18:50,774
The aliens of Planet Penis
985
01:18:50,774 --> 01:18:54,540
foresaw the fate of their own extinction
in the far distant future
986
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:57,827
and infiltrated the Earth to plant
themselves as the dicks on the males.
987
01:18:57,827 --> 01:18:59,266
Interesting.
988
01:18:59,266 --> 01:19:02,003
The bigger aliens
ended up going to Africa.
989
01:19:02,003 --> 01:19:06,139
- Damn! They should've came here instead.
- No shit.
990
01:19:06,139 --> 01:19:08,477
Anyway, those aliens end up going back.
991
01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:12,333
But since, the males viewed their
newly given dicks as a symbol of pride
992
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,351
and went around boasting their dicks
993
01:19:14,351 --> 01:19:18,268
until... they started evolving
to what we are today.
994
01:19:19,746 --> 01:19:23,003
Our dicks are aliens.
995
01:19:23,852 --> 01:19:26,270
Mine is suddenly
starting to feel strange.
996
01:19:26,270 --> 01:19:27,489
You're sucked into the story, aren't you?
997
01:19:27,489 --> 01:19:31,165
Since then, men became obsessed with sex,
and they kept on doing it.
998
01:19:31,165 --> 01:19:32,364
They couldn't stop!
999
01:19:32,364 --> 01:19:35,741
After centuries of peace
living that way.
1000
01:19:35,741 --> 01:19:38,698
The aliens of Planet Penis
are in danger of extinction
1001
01:19:38,698 --> 01:19:40,776
just like their ancestors foretold.
1002
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:43,174
Their birthrate plummeted.
1003
01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:48,578
So they end up invading Earth
to retrieve their comrades?
1004
01:19:48,578 --> 01:19:49,617
Bingo!
1005
01:19:49,617 --> 01:19:51,236
It's not really retrieving.
1006
01:19:51,236 --> 01:19:53,574
Technically, they came to reclaim
what was already theirs.
1007
01:19:54,213 --> 01:19:58,289
But would you hand over your dick
if they asked for it back?
1008
01:19:59,348 --> 01:20:01,486
- I'd rather die.
- Right?
1009
1023
01:21:08,292 --> 01:21:11,389
Do I look like someone
who can answer that for you?
1024
01:21:12,987 --> 01:21:14,446
Point taken.
1025
01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:22,108
It's a present. Cheer up.
1026
01:21:22,728 --> 01:21:24,236
[FREE CHICKEN COUPON]
1027
01:21:24,236 --> 01:21:26,225
- Oh, coupons.
- 10 coupons.
1028
01:21:27,533 --> 01:21:29,771
You have to mention it
before you order.
1029
01:21:36,355 --> 01:21:38,073
How precious.
1030
01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:52,879
What?
1031
01:21:52,879 --> 01:21:55,177
- Go on.
- Hmm?
1032
01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:56,715
Keep walking.
1033
01:21:56,715 --> 01:22:00,032
- Why?
- Just keep walking, huh?
1034
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:09,813
Stop!
1035
01:22:09,813 --> 01:22:11,751
Don't turn around!
1036
01:22:22,530 --> 01:22:25,048
1050
01:23:20,485 --> 01:23:24,161
I've discovered a commonality
between bad guys and soju.
1051
01:23:24,161 --> 01:23:26,049
You have way too much
free time on your hands.
1052
01:23:29,486 --> 01:23:31,714
Soju might taste bitter...
1053
01:23:31,714 --> 01:23:35,660
but then there's a slightly sweet
aftertaste once you swallow it.
1054
01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:38,228
- Is that right?
- That sweetness is addictive.
1055
01:23:38,228 --> 01:23:40,036
It's the same with bad guys.
1056
01:23:40,535 --> 01:23:43,213
If they treat you nicely on occasion
after treating you horribly
1057
01:23:43,213 --> 01:23:46,929
then the girl become an addict
to that hint of a sweet side.
1058
01:23:46,929 --> 01:23:50,016
You make it sound like
I only date bad guys.
1059
01:23:50,016 --> 01:23:51,994
Bad and worthless guys.
1060
01:23:51,994 --> 01:23:55,021
I get that you're passionate
about social welfare.
1061
01:23:55,021 --> 01:23:56,440
I totally get it...
1062
01:23:56,450 --> 01:24:00,156
but you shouldn't approach men
with that kind of attitude.
1063
01:24:00,156 --> 01:24:02,214
I guess I do tend to do that.
1064
01:24:02,214 --> 01:24:06,680
Despite my words of advice,
I'm going to be an asshole from now on.
1065
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:09,288
A bad guy can usually deceive others
into thinking that he's a nice guy.
1066
01:24:09,288 --> 01:24:11,685
But when a nice guy
tries to be an asshole...
1067
01:24:11,685 --> 01:24:13,234
It's a bit lacking.
1068
01:24:13,234 --> 01:24:15,582
He could end up looking like an idiot.
1069
01:24:15,582 --> 01:24:19,048
Am I considered a nice guy type then?
1070
01:24:19,048 --> 01:24:20,537
To put it nicely, yes.
1071
01:24:20,537 --> 01:24:21,926
To be more blunt, a pushover.
1072
01:24:21,936 --> 01:24:25,083
An idiot who lets the girl he loves
slip away without saying a word.
1073
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,841
An idiot.
1074
01:24:26,841 --> 01:24:30,028
- I just got her off my mind.
- Nobody forgets their first love.
1075
01:24:30,028 --> 01:24:32,156
What are you talking about?
She's not my first love.
1076
1090
01:26:23,858 --> 01:26:26,256
How many days has he been
sitting there like that?
1091
01:26:26,266 --> 01:26:28,544
He's less of a worry
when he isn't off doing something.
1092
01:26:36,446 --> 01:26:37,725
- Wrong!
- Oh my goodness!
1093
01:26:37,725 --> 01:26:39,613
He's gone nuts.
1094
01:26:39,613 --> 01:26:41,441
That's enough.
1095
01:26:54,239 --> 01:26:56,677
[I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
MEET ME AT SOH SOH AT 3 P.M.]
1096
01:27:10,294 --> 01:27:13,391
I think... I'm nervous.
1097
01:27:15,229 --> 01:27:16,977
I'll do the talking.
1098
01:27:18,745 --> 01:27:21,093
It's not like we've done
anything wrong.
1099
01:27:35,729 --> 01:27:36,858
You startled me.
1100
01:27:36,858 --> 01:27:38,267
What a moron.
1101
01:27:38,267 --> 01:27:40,125
Hey, Kim Kyung Jae!
1102
01:27:41,204 --> 01:27:43,562
Are you lonely lately?
Why are you two holding hands?
1103
01:27:52,633 --> 01:27:54,671
We're dating.
1104
01:27:54,681 --> 01:27:55,910
It's been some time.
1105
01:27:57,188 --> 01:27:58,477
So what?
1106
01:27:58,927 --> 01:28:00,425
Have you slept together?
1107
01:28:09,906 --> 01:28:11,944
This is hilarious.
1108
01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,912
Fucking hilarious.
1109
01:28:16,430 --> 01:28:17,939
Hey, where are you going?
1110
01:28:21,685 --> 01:28:23,333
Isn't this what you were
going to tell me?
1111
01:28:23,773 --> 01:28:25,571
I've heard you loud and clear,
so I'm leaving.
1112
01:28:25,741 --> 01:28:29,817
You don't look okay...
Lash out at me if you want.
1113
01:28:31,885 --> 01:28:34,063
I've got some personal issues
going on.
1114
01:28:35,442 --> 01:28:37,470
Hey, I think it'll be awkward
if you leave now.
1115
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,898
What's with you guys?
1116
01:28:38,898 --> 01:28:40,377
What am I supposed to do?
They're the ones dating each other.
1117
01:28:40,387 --> 01:28:41,776
What the fuck? Want my blessing?
1118
01:28:41,776 --> 01:28:43,574
Why are you cursing, you punk?
1119
01:28:43,574 --> 01:28:45,442
Why are you talking as if
you're never going to see him again?
1120
01:28:45,442 --> 01:28:47,420
I said I've got my own
personal issues.
1121
01:28:49,129 --> 01:28:52,056
And it's really strange.
That's not weird to you?
1122
01:28:55,113 --> 01:28:56,761
Let go of me.
1123
01:29:04,364 --> 01:29:06,532
It's fine with me.
You have my blessing.
1124
01:29:07,351 --> 01:29:09,399
Just keep holding hands.
You already are...
1125
01:29:10,828 --> 01:29:12,666
Give him some time.
1126
01:29:12,666 --> 01:29:14,844
All right, let's laugh it off.
1127
01:29:23,046 --> 01:29:24,375
Goodness.
1128
01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:27,981
A week on the couch.
Another in bed.
1129
01:29:27,981 --> 01:29:31,428
Can't you at least change
positions from time to time?
1130
1185
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:41,625
- Did your exam go well?
- What are you doing?
1186
01:32:42,604 --> 01:32:44,412
And what's with your hair?
1187
01:33:16,861 --> 01:33:18,509
Hey, you crazy bastard.
1188
01:33:18,509 --> 01:33:20,288
You're broke? Is that it?
1189
01:33:20,288 --> 01:33:22,516
You need money?
1190
01:33:22,516 --> 01:33:24,244
Here.
1191
01:33:24,244 --> 01:33:27,501
Hey, here's some money,
you crazy bastard!
1192
01:33:29,459 --> 01:33:31,657
What's with your hair?
1193
01:33:31,657 --> 01:33:33,525
Stop making a fuss and take a seat.
1194
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,363
Who's making a fuss around here?
1195
01:33:35,363 --> 01:33:38,720
Why put up with everything for a year
if you were going to quit like that?
1196
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:40,278
Stop it!
1197
01:33:43,186 --> 01:33:45,014
Why are you making
such a big deal?
1198
01:33:45,014 --> 01:33:47,841
Why should I be criticized
1252
01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:27,538
You think you can take me?
1253
01:36:27,538 --> 01:36:28,976
- Idiots.
- Fuck you.
1254
01:36:28,986 --> 01:36:30,465
At least I'm not screwing
my best friend's ex.
1255
01:36:30,465 --> 01:36:31,913
Are you trying to make
a catchphrase out of that?
1256
01:36:31,913 --> 01:36:34,261
Shut up. You're screwing
your ex's best friend.
1257
01:36:34,271 --> 01:36:35,880
You crazy son of a bitch.
1258
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:37,598
You've gone too far, moron.
1259
01:36:37,598 --> 01:36:39,536
They're the ones screwing around.
Why yell at me?
1260
01:36:39,536 --> 01:36:41,274
Will you stop using that word?
1261
01:36:41,274 --> 01:36:43,063
See? They're so superficial.
1262
01:36:43,063 --> 01:36:45,470
- What did you say?
- Great! This is just great.
1263
01:36:45,470 --> 01:36:48,188
Great? You're no better
because you're screwing his ex.
1264
01:36:48,188 --> 01:36:49,846
Stop saying that word, you ass!
1265
01:36:49,846 --> 01:36:52,873
Stop it! At least my brother
isn't masturbating anymore.
1266
01:36:52,873 --> 01:36:54,082
- Hey!
- Hey!
1267
01:36:54,582 --> 01:36:57,009
Boss, we're back!
1268
01:37:03,063 --> 01:37:04,262
Get back. Get back!
1269
01:37:08,179 --> 01:37:10,476
Don't do that!
1270
01:37:13,124 --> 01:37:16,710
I'm usually not such a bad person.
It's just a part of my job.
1271
01:37:16,710 --> 01:37:18,389
I have to threaten people every day...
1272
01:37:18,389 --> 01:37:19,847
I have to destroy things too.
1273
01:37:19,857 --> 01:37:22,065
But what can I do?
I've got growing kids at home
1274
01:37:22,065 --> 01:37:23,674
and it's tough to get a job
in this economy.
1275
01:37:23,674 --> 01:37:25,881
Get out before I call the cops.
1276
01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:27,760
Get the hell out, you thugs!
1277
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:30,177
Oh, how sexy.
1278
01:37:30,177 --> 01:37:31,716
Stay inside.
1279
01:37:31,716 --> 01:37:33,604
Let's take this outside.
1280
01:37:33,604 --> 01:37:37,131
I came here to do my job,
and she keeps telling me to leave.
1281
01:37:37,131 --> 01:37:39,329
Let's do this then.
1282
01:37:39,339 --> 01:37:41,816
I've got a crush on your wife.
1283
01:37:41,816 --> 01:37:43,195
She's hot!
1284
01:37:43,195 --> 01:37:45,193
I'd like to go out with her sometime.
1285
01:37:45,193 --> 01:37:47,611
I'm not saying you should
just give her to me.
1286
01:37:47,621 --> 01:37:51,377
I'm asking for a fair shot
at competing against you.
1287
01:37:51,377 --> 01:37:55,633
I'll write off your interest
and leave your business alone.
1288
01:37:57,221 --> 01:37:58,860
I can't give you
a better offer than that.
1289
01:38:00,998 --> 01:38:02,666
Honey.
1290
01:38:02,666 --> 01:38:04,185
Let's get out of here.
1291
01:38:04,185 --> 01:38:07,342
Let's just go, okay?
1292
01:38:07,352 --> 01:38:09,160
Stay inside.
1293
01:38:09,999 --> 01:38:11,608
- Honey...
- I said stay inside!
1294
01:38:27,552 --> 01:38:31,249
A fourth-degree black belt in Taekwondo
and martial arts master
1295
01:38:31,249 --> 01:38:32,637
and a former Navy Seal.
1296
01:38:32,647 --> 01:38:36,104
A man with an iron fist
from kneading dough.
1297
01:38:36,723 --> 01:38:39,790
This man who's been keeping
his wild instincts in check for his family.
1298
01:38:39,790 --> 01:38:42,738
He's... about to explode.
1299
01:38:44,046 --> 01:38:45,954
But I've been so timely
with paying off the interest.
1300
01:38:45,954 --> 01:38:48,282
Please stop with your destruction.
1301
01:38:48,282 --> 01:38:50,260
My father invested his whole life
into this restaurant.
1302
01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:53,997
I can't just leave like this. Please.
1303
01:38:55,455 --> 01:38:58,053
This jackass. You scared me.
1304
01:38:58,053 --> 01:39:01,539
- You startled me!
- The duty of the youth...
1305
01:39:02,808 --> 01:39:05,266
is to challenge corruption.
1306
01:39:06,415 --> 01:39:07,843
Wreck the place.
1307
01:39:07,843 --> 01:39:09,132
Destroy it!
1308
01:39:09,132 --> 01:39:11,750
Shut your fucking mouth, you fuck!
1309
01:39:15,346 --> 01:39:17,404
Leave him alone!
1310
01:39:17,404 --> 01:39:21,001
Leave them alone
and let them stay here!
1311
01:39:41,241 --> 01:39:43,819
I regretted it as soon as I took off.
1312
01:39:48,285 --> 01:39:50,163
I was going to stop him.
1313
01:39:56,247 --> 01:39:57,626
Ditto.
1314
01:44:58,416 --> 01:45:01,763
Power and greed were greater than our will.
1315
01:45:01,763 --> 01:45:04,920
But our feats won't be forgotten.
1316
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:07,857
We barely completed the first half.
1317
01:45:07,857 --> 01:45:09,935
One, two, three!
1318
01:45:12,902 --> 01:45:15,080
The durability of this product
is entirely different
1319
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:17,478
that has never been seen
in the previous models.
1320
01:45:17,478 --> 01:45:19,896
Dong Woo successfully adjusted
into his new work life.
1321
01:45:21,744 --> 01:45:23,462
Any other ideas?
1322
01:45:27,768 --> 01:45:32,174
I'd like to propose an idea
for a new product.
1323
01:45:32,174 --> 01:45:35,790
It's a cup with a built-in blender.
1324
01:45:35,790 --> 01:45:39,007
I named it, "Tornado in my hand."
1325
01:45:54,382 --> 01:45:56,480
He didn't give up on comics.
1326
01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:59,358
He continued drawing after work
and posted them on his blog.
1327
01:45:59,358 --> 01:46:02,205
"Invasion From Planet Penis"
now has a substantial fanbase
1328
01:46:02,205 --> 01:46:04,203
and it's enjoying
great popularity online.
1329
01:46:07,690 --> 01:46:10,827
Chi Ho finally found a purpose in life.
1330
01:46:10,827 --> 01:46:12,915
Something no one expected.
1331
01:46:13,714 --> 01:46:16,531
Dad, I've decided to make movies.
1332
01:46:16,541 --> 01:46:17,860
I'm going to be a movie director!
1333
01:46:19,708 --> 01:46:20,957
Honey.
1334
01:46:20,957 --> 01:46:23,534
Get me some aspirin.
1335
01:46:27,391 --> 01:46:28,719
Ready.
1336
01:46:28,719 --> 01:46:29,948
Action!
1337
01:46:30,408 --> 01:46:32,426
Okay!
1338
01:46:32,426 --> 01:46:34,344
- Get me my pills now!
- Ready!
1339
01:46:34,344 --> 01:46:35,653
Action!
1340
01:46:36,182 --> 01:46:37,421
Action!
1341
01:46:54,714 --> 01:46:57,891
Look at this bastard...
Director!
1342
01:46:57,891 --> 01:46:59,590
Director! Hold on!
1343
01:47:01,438 --> 01:47:03,056
Director! Director!
1344
01:47:04,165 --> 01:47:05,294
Director!
1345
01:47:05,294 --> 01:47:08,151
Chi Ho's ill-tempered boss
was his biggest obstacle.
1346
01:47:08,151 --> 01:47:11,698
He came up with seven
different plans to murder him
1347
01:47:11,698 --> 01:47:13,396
but then fought off the temptation.
1348
01:47:13,406 --> 01:47:14,625
- Are you okay?
- The knife!
1349
01:47:20,470 --> 01:47:24,396
He proved everyone wrong
by sticking it out for three days.
1350
01:47:24,396 --> 01:47:25,794
Hey, get over here!
1351
01:47:25,794 --> 01:47:27,033
Yes, sir!
1352
01:47:50,790 --> 01:47:52,559
Hey, what's with your grades?
1353
01:47:54,467 --> 01:47:56,765
I'm a college student. Whatever.
1354
01:47:57,244 --> 01:47:58,753
You're still a student.
1355
01:48:00,461 --> 01:48:01,920
You sound like my mom.
1356
01:48:01,920 --> 01:48:04,178
I lost my entire savings
on stock trading.
1357
01:48:04,178 --> 01:48:06,166
Even though it was cyber money.
1358
01:48:06,176 --> 01:48:08,433
I joined a new club shortly afterward.
1359
01:48:13,499 --> 01:48:15,297
- All right!
- Let's go.
1360
01:48:16,286 --> 01:48:18,124
Do you want to go for a spin,
Kim Kyung Jae?
1361
01:48:18,124 --> 01:48:19,293
Yes!
1362
01:48:21,341 --> 01:48:24,548
I'm sure there will be countless times
of trial and error ahead of us
1363
01:48:24,548 --> 01:48:28,424
but we've got plenty of times to
turn back around if we take a wrong turn.
1364
01:48:28,424 --> 01:48:31,301
I guess that's why people
call it "the good times."
1365
01:48:32,051 --> 01:48:33,729
Our roaring...
1366
01:48:33,729 --> 01:48:35,687
Kyung Jae.
You got a military conscription notice.
1367
01:48:40,053 --> 01:48:42,730
What's with the face?
Won't you see Sam Hammington there?
1368
01:48:42,730 --> 01:48:45,847
The Australian man? How great!
1369
01:48:45,847 --> 01:48:48,425
You all applied
to go together, right?
1370
01:48:48,425 --> 01:48:49,794
With Chi Ho and Dong Woo.
1371
01:48:49,804 --> 01:48:51,632
What? Are you serious?
1372
01:48:51,632 --> 01:48:53,690
What?
1373
01:49:02,521 --> 01:49:04,150
Fuck.
1374
01:49:07,417 --> 01:49:12,272
I'm leaving... Damn.
1375
01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:18,656
We decided to go on a cross-country hike
a week before entering the army.
1376
01:49:18,656 --> 01:49:23,971
It felt like a cool thing to do
to walk to the training base.
1377
01:49:23,971 --> 01:49:25,859
Hey you morons.
1378
01:49:25,859 --> 01:49:27,597
I told you this was a stupid idea.
1379
01:49:27,607 --> 01:49:30,544
Is this cool to you? Is it?
1380
01:49:30,544 --> 01:49:33,342
Does it feel cool to pass out
even before we get there?
1381
01:49:33,342 --> 01:49:35,999
What kind of bullshit is this?
1382
01:49:35,999 --> 01:49:39,046
I was going to get a bonus next month.
1383
01:49:39,816 --> 01:49:42,343
I think this country
does nothing for me.
1384
01:49:42,743 --> 01:49:44,321
Blame your nationality.
1385
01:49:44,321 --> 01:49:47,968
Despite everything...
I won't be bitter.
1386
01:49:48,487 --> 01:49:50,335
No, I won't be!
1387
01:49:54,082 --> 01:49:55,770
What a moron.
1388
01:49:56,150 --> 01:49:59,537
Okay, let's go!
1403
01:50:52,176 --> 01:50:53,824
Would lying about it change anything?
1404
01:50:59,968 --> 01:51:02,716
Among the two friends I've got...
1405
01:51:02,716 --> 01:51:05,183
one screws his friend's ex...
1406
01:51:06,103 --> 01:51:08,650
and the other guy
screws his friend's sister.
1407
01:51:10,279 --> 01:51:13,056
Isn't it a weird turn of events
that I'm the most normal one here?
1408
01:51:15,194 --> 01:51:20,299
Listen, man. We've had our share of
differences, but we've overcome them.
1409
01:51:21,298 --> 01:51:23,096
Kyung Jae, that rock's lodged in there.
It's stuck, man.
1410
01:51:23,096 --> 01:51:24,954
You're not that kind of guy.
1411
01:51:27,012 --> 01:51:28,181
He dislodged it.
1412
01:51:29,021 --> 01:51:30,389
Kyung Jae.
1413
01:51:30,399 --> 01:51:32,577
Let's think this through.
You're a sensible guy.
1414
01:51:32,577 --> 01:51:34,216
Kyung Jae, Kyung Jae...
1415
01:51:36,903 --> 01:51:39,331
I love So Hee!
1416
01:51:39,331 --> 01:51:42,308
- Come here!
- I'm in love with So Hee!
1417
01:51:42,308 --> 01:51:45,315
I'll kill you!
1418
01:51:46,234 --> 01:51:50,350
Get over here! I'll kill you
1419
01:51:50,350 --> 01:51:54,906
I love So Hee!
1420
01:51:59,391 --> 01:52:03,867
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