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And does anybody care? tive from the local Liberal Democrat Party,
John Vincent, who in turn claimed that his
Meningitis hits
party, too, was “100 % united against the
imposition of fees.” He said that the new
scheme “will discourage students from taking
up courses all around the country....Another
aspect that I find particularly disagreeable is
Southampton
that a lot of New Labour MP’s are graduates
themselves, and in doing this, they are turning
their tales on the next generation.”
University halls
niversity chiefs and Government health advisers were on
The organisers of the meeting, which
was supposed to have ‘brought together any
members of the local community affected by
fees’, were disappointed at the very low
U Tuesday trying to cope with an outbreak of meningitis in
a Southampton University residence complex.
Antibiotics and vaccinations are being given to students in the
turnout. Less than twenty people turned up to Wessex Lane Halls, following a fourth suspected case of the
hear the speakers, leaving rows of seats potentially fatal disease. The Health Education Authority has
unfilled (left). begun an advertising campaign in response to the outbreak,
whilst stressing that instances have so far been confined to a rel-
Empty chairs at Monday’s Tuition Fees meeting Dearing Special, Features Page 3.... atively small area.
Q vers could
be made to
Tania Rocks
Silly Spot
T
he Silly Night Merry
Pranksters want you all to
toes, coleslaw, and various other
nibbly bits.RAG Sparklers will be
Drinking
Competition
know that Wednesday Week available.The more people who
9 November 5th is bring fireworks the better the dis-
FIRESTARTER NIGHT. The play. And your name(s) will be
President has also asked me to tell announced before your firework
you all that this does not mean you goes up so remember your pride is
can set fire to the building, any part at stake.
of it or any people in it - as if! Dress like a firework, dress like the Wendy Bowater
SILLY FIRESTARTER NIGHT, Prodigy, come as a door (think (Rag Chair)
7pm - 11pm, double and mixer £1 about it). whatever you wear,
if, and only if, you bring a firework. remember remember the 5th of ll those who came along to
All fireworks, conforming to EC
standard Prodigy 2.43D (i.e. not
some shoddy stuff you made in
November and bring some fire-
works.
A note from the attorney at law:
A this event know what a
good time everyone had,
witnessing the records being bro-
your room or picked up off the back Take care. This is the first event of ken.
of a lorry), will be handed in at the its kind to take place here, and if Fastest blokes pint was Rob at an
front door and checked by the Fire anyone puts himself or others at astounding 2.2 seconds, beating the
Safety Officer. In exchange, you risk through careless use of fire- record set last year of 2.6 secs.
will receive a FIRESTARTER card works, it will be the last. Fireworks Fastest birds pint was Bernie at 5.8
which will entitle you to doubles should only be carried in their orig- seconds, beating the record set last
for £1 all night and all fireworks inal boxes, and in any case will will year of 2.6 secs.
will be kept for the grand only be accepted if safely packaged. Fastest 2 pints was Rob.H. taking
FIRESTARTER FIREWORK DIS- 7.2 seconds, not quite matching the
PLAY by the lake, with jacket pota- From: The Fool time he set last year of 6.53 secs.
Fastest stout was taken by Andy,
taking 2.6 seconds, again breaking
the record set from last year of 3.2
secs.
Mech Eng. deigned us with their
presence and beat both the rugby
and football boat race teams, com-
ing through with a time of 30.6 sec-
onds to down 8 pints one after the
other. It never looked so easy as The Austin Pearce Building as decorated fpr RAG
they beat the time set last year by For those of you who saw the most I would personally like to thank
the rugby club (33.6 secs). disgusting and erotic pint, it is Dickon for being excellent as a
The female rugby team did not let something you wont forget for a compare; the Rag Committee and
the side down however, by winning long time. Volunteers for timing, writing
the fastest female boat race with a Erotic pint saw a bloke strip off to scores on boards and handling the
time of 1minute 23 seconds. pour a pint down his chest for some beer; Jez and Dwain for making the
The fastest wibbly-wobbly was brave woman to catch it from under- beer shower; to Crew; and to every-
Jason, taking 20 seconds to spin neath his genitalia! one who took part.
around a mop handle 10 times, then Disgusting pint (performed by the Oh, and cheers for the gunge guys,
running to the table and downing his OLD Rag Chair and Vice-Chair)was I’m sure I’ll never forget that. What
beer. similar, but instead of pouring the a storming night!
The awesome beer shower made its beer down the chest, it was poured
return, holding five pints of beer to down his back, for the other one to
be forced (through gravity alone) drink it from underneath!! The
down the contenders throat. Tom groans were heard for miles!
returned to better his time of last An event not to be forgotten, espe-
year (which was astonishingly 14.9 cially considering the cattle market
secs) and he succeeded! He com- success half way through (I’m sure
pleted the challenge in 14 seconds. the slaves wont forget it for a
Will this man not be matched? while!)
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1. TUITION FEES
For all UK and EU students starting
2. LIVING COSTS
The intention behind the
A numbers have decreased by
30% since the introduction
of increased Higher Education fees
tuition fee was replaced by three
bands of levy corresponding to the
students’ degree course in January
duced tuition fees, unlike Labour’s
proposals for Britain. But the eligi-
bility requirements for financial
this year. 1997. The NCIHE report records assistance have been tightened with
full-time higher education from Governments scheme is that we In 1989 in response to the rapid these levys as Arts and Humanities the changes to the tuition fees. Not
Autumn 1998, the student, or the move from the current mix of loans expansion of student numbers and fees (including Education and only do researchers predict that
student’s family, will be required to and means tested LEA maintenance the decrease in the amount of fund- Nursing) which increased by 35%; these recent changes have “left
pay the University up to £1,000 a grants to a loans-only system where ing per student, the Australian Maths, Sciences, Engineering and something of a financial black hole
year towards the cost of their the level of loan available will be Government introduced its Higher Economics which increased by for young people aspiring to attend
tuition. This payment will be means income-related. Education Contribution Scheme 92%; and the Clinical and Law University who do not come from
tested. Loans or grants will not be To soften the blow for next years’ (HECS). This required students to options (including Dentistry and well-off families”, but Federal
available from the Government to entrants (1998/99) the Government contribute to the cost of their Higher Veterinary Science) which Education Department figures indi-
pay for the tuition fee contribution. intends a transitional arrangement Education at a flat rate levy of increased by 125%. These increases cate that , since the introduction of
Tuition fees are payable in respect (a smaller, means-tested mainte- around 23% of average tuition costs have led to the current costs (as of tuition fees in 1989 there has only
of all years of ‘sandwich’ courses, nance grant, and a bigger loan for with students having contribution 26th October) being $3300, $4700, been a 0.1% increase of the number
including periods spent on profes- all who want it) for that academic payments deferred until they and $5500 respectively. These of students entering Universities
sional training. The fees are again year only. From 1999/2000, stu- reached earnings of the annual aver- charges brought a fall in applica- from the lowest social economic
means tested, and the maximum dents will be expected to be self age income or above. Money col- tions of 30% in applications. category.
contribution for most students on a financed by means tested student lected went to the Higher Education Yet, the Australian Government did So, can Britain learn from these
professional training year will be loans, and a maintenance grant will System. With the principle of free not completely abolish means-test- changes?
£500. not be available.
Letters
Student Initiatives Pizzas: The final word reply to the suggestion that only etc.etc. The point which we feel we
Officer
one person ‘sings the praises’ of must emphasise most strongly is
Pizza +, if this is the case why is it that the customers are treated with
Dear Editor, that we have so many regular cus- the respect which they deserve.
In reply to Simon Rose’s Big tomers? In response to the sugges- What else is to be expected of staff
The University Educational Liaison Centre is seeking applicants for the whinge, we, as happy members of tion that students take responsibili- when the place is full of drunk,
above post. If you would like to gain: the Pizza + workforce, feel the ty for the running of Pizza +, this inpatient, insulting idiots who treat
need to bitch back! Firstly, what has in the past been attempted, staff with no respect at all. We too
-An ability to help students develop their skills gives him the right to make such a resulting in it becoming unhygenic, are students and do not work at
-Managerial, PR, and Marketing Experience gross assumption as to say that the inconsistent, apathetic and unpro- Pizza + in order to be treated as
-The chance to deal with Industry, Business, Students’ Unions, and Large staff are demoralised? Secondly, fessional as well as it losing verbal punching bags. Finally, if
-Organisations across the country since all the staff, with the excep- money. At least now a substantial you are dissatisfied with the ser-
-Responsibility from day one...... tion of the very patient supervisor profit is made which is used to vice, you do have the option of
-Then this could be the job for you! Alvin, are themselves students, we benefit the students by subsidising withdrawing your custom.
find it hard to believe that students clubs, ents and the minibuses
For more information contact Mrs Maggie Melhuish, Personnel Office, are ‘hated’ at Pizza +. Thirdly, in which run from the night-clubs Name and address supplied.
7th Floor, Senate House. Ext: 9370. Closing date: 7th November
SINGLES ALBUMS
ASH - A Life Less Ordinary
(Infectious)
ALBUM OF THE WEEK
V/A - What’s Up
Ash have been very quiet for the past
Matador (Matador)
year. Nice to know they’re out there SLEATER-KINNEY - Dig Me Out
LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO Both Guided By
recording somewhere, and with a new (Matador)
- Inkanyezi Nezazi (A&M) Voices and Tobin
guitarist Charlotte Hatherley. ‘A Life In the early nineties there was Riot
Okay, so you feel really bloody stupid Sprout are represented
Less Ordinary’, the song of the film, is Grrrl. Riot Grrrl was a movement fea-
when the Heinz ad comes on and you on ‘What’s Up
not one of their best efforts. I personal- turing all girl bands who made up for
feel like crying, don’t you? Well now Matador’, the stupen-
ly prefer the b-side song ‘Where Is Our their lack of talent with lots of distor-
you can own this beautiful and soul dous 2CD compiled
Love Going’. A pretty good single, but tion and general noise. Come forward
cleansing piece of music and hear it by indie titan Matador
I’m still not too taken by it. 7/10 E.C. to 1997 and we have Sleater-Kinneys’
alone, without a baked bean in sight. Records - the spiritual
Utterly divine. 10/10 A.M. third album, ‘Dig Me Out’. This album home of underground
THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR is fast (no song longer than four min- GUIDED BY VOICES
rock. The first disc is
LIVES - Mantra Slider (Coalition) utes!) and punky. They shout! They
ARMIN - Blue Fear (Xtravaganza) labelled best-of, and it’s amazing, when I listen to these 24 tracks, from as many
That band has a very original style scream! Actually, they are really good.
This was pleasant on the ears, the now- artists, all at once, what a coherent aesthetic Matador has managed to cultivate.
which can vary from a song to the Unlike many of their contemporaries
familiar Balearic style of house music Examined from some angles, the PIZZICATO FIVE
other. The whole follows a psychedelic (Veruca Salt and Hole being the most
presented in four marvelous mixes, of Japanese kitsch-pop band Pizzicato
line drawn somewhere in-between the obvious two) Sleater-Kinney continual-
which the second ‘Extended Mix’ is Five, the esoteric Canadian duo Mecca
Stooges and Velvet Underground. ly deliver quality songs throughout the
my favourite, taking you on a journey Normal, the seemingly immortal British
Quiet chaotic music but it does convey album. With songs about destruction,
through thumping bass-lines and post-punk cynics The Fall and the
a strong feeling. 7/10 T.V. heartbreak, partying, and a million
Balearic samples into the techno side Scottish fuzz-pop band Teenage Fanclub
of house. 10/10 M.B. other things Sleater-Kinney could be seem very different, but a pervasive
ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN- the surprise success of the year. 9/10 strangeness unifies them. The second
Don’t Let It Get You Down A.T.
BLACK GRAPE - Get Higher disc, with 20 previously unreleased
(London)
(Radioactive) tracks, is there to justify your expendi-
This their third single to be taken from COMMON - Resurrection (Epic)
Sizzling return for the ‘Grape, employ- ture should you decide to buy this won-
their comeback album ‘Evergreen’. It’s Something cool comes our way in the
ing subtle drug references and ex-pres- derful compilation. GbV’s ‘My thoughts
a good, radio friendly, mid paced hip-hop scene!! Common, a Chicago
idents of the USA to add vocal texture Are a Gas’ is jangly reassuringly whole,
catchy song. It just seems that they are based MC brings something quite dif-
to a highly relaxing tune. B-sides con- Tobin Sprout’s ‘Small Parade’ is gentle
a long way off from how good they ferent to the table: attitude for starters!!
tinue in this vein to prove that Black and lilting, Liz Phair’s ‘Stuck on an
used to be and also how good they “I don’t just want to show the prob-
Grape are able to survive without the Island’ is surprisingly elegant and folk-
think they are now. 7/10 N.W. lem” he states, “I want to offer a solu-
musical marvel of Bez. 9/10 D.J. ish. What else can I say except it’s end-
tion...” And while this album isn’t lessly, endlessly charming! 10/10 D.A.
ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION - exactly revolutionary, its jazzy and
SINGLE OF Naxalite (Ffrr) soulful grooves are miles ahead of CHUMBAWAMBA - Tubthumper (EMI)
THE WEEK Jungle meets ragga in an indie many others... excellent. 9/10 G.C. ALBUMS ROUND-UP
Audioweb style! ‘Naxalite’ is a song Chumbawamba have been rocketed ABRA MOORE - Strangest Places (BMG)
about an uprising of landless peasants into superstardom by ‘Tubthumping’ a Anyone who has a problem with lyrics
REGURGITATOR - Tu Plang...Kon pub drinking anthem that had the
in the 1960s in Bengal. By the end it would like this album. It’s crammed full of
Uauk (Coalition) whole country in flames over the sum- ooh’s, ah’s, hey’s and yeah’s. Abra is not
has crashed through all the pseudo- A really rather original band, in the
political clichés of music with lyrics mer. I’ve always been a bit suspect of afraid to experiment with different and
form of a three piece from Brisbane albums which have the best song first, unusual sounds in her backing tracks.
including, “take the power”, and, “we who are master crossover craftsmen. what the rest of it like? Crap usually, Sometimes this works. Sometimes it does-
will rise again”. Musically sound but Overall they maintain a kind of Foo n’t. 5/10 G.T.
poorly delivered lyrically. 6/10 A.T. but in Chumba’s case its not true. The
Fighters/Chili Peppers feel, but that’s whole album is a great bland of techno, TOENUT - Two In The Piñata (Mute)
too simplistic. Loud guitars get laced The album gets off to a promising start with
GOD’S BOYFRIEND - Pond (Trade 2) indie and whatever else wandered into a couple of poppy guitar fueled tracks that
with all manner of styles which makes the studio that day. ‘Smalltown’ and
The evening session will love them. them very difficult to define, other than sound vaguely like The Levellers (but
Scottish, spunky and with a splendid ‘The Big Issue’ and great efforts and nowhere near as good); but after a while the
being yummy and far outshining many confirm the great quality of the album. whole thing flops. It all sounds the same.
name. They sound like Feeder and of the homegrown punkas trying to be
Belly and the singer’s voice is divine 8/10 F.F. 5/10 G.C.
this good. I refuse to call anything PIZZICATO FIVE - Happy End Of The
on the flipside acoustic-esque tracks. alternative, due to semantic reasons FEEDER - Polythene (Echo) World (Matador)
Maybe not very original but the kids and bloodymindedness, but this may Hah, ha, ha, ha, These teeny popsters are
can play and make a fine contribution When I first heard ‘High’, I became
just tempt me. Xfm listeners will be addicted, the soft vocals and catchy back, after last years ‘Quickie’ EP. They
to the latest pool of indiekid bands. familiar with Regurgitator and on the sound like Bis or should it be Bis sound like
6/10 H.B. tune made me want to hear more. them? If you like high pitched singing over
strength of this we all will be by next When I heard the album however I was dull dancey music then this should be right
year. Definitely worth the time to listen frankly disappointed, as although the
HIS NAME IS ALIVE - Nice Day (4AD) up your street. If not, avoid. 4/10 F.F.
to it. 8/10 H.B. album is good, and in places (for V/A - Camp Skin Craft (Now Wave)
This single is pretty unremarkable,
middle of the road stuff. It is music example ‘Descend’), sparkles with sim- A sampler of American Punk/new wave
FOREST FOR THE TREES - Forest ilar effervescence, it is impossible to music, a wide selection of punky indie rock,
that always seems to be in the back- For The Trees (Dreamworks) listen to their indie/ rock meanderings but after 33 tracks they all tend to blur, in
ground and not the foreground. Every This is really something for the sane, fact none of them stand out. 4/10 F.F.
track reminds me of another song. The without comparing them to the single.
clever and the inspired peoples out However not all is dismal and gloomy BIO.COM - Coming Up For Air
last two tracks ‘Come’ and ‘Man’ are there. The opening track ‘dream’ puts (Peepshow)
the best because they sound more as I feel that with listening to I feel depressed. When you hope for a Pink
you in the mood....and when the album ‘Polythene’ more, it could grow on me.
jazzy. 6/10 G.T. progresses on to ‘infinite cow’ you Floyd style breakthrough, you are instead
MOBY - The James Bond Theme 8/10 D.N. given a piece of some of the most unimagi-
(Moby’s Re-version) (Mute) know your onto a winner. Behind all native and dull house music on the planet
REDWOOD - Falling Down (Almo) the flamenco beatbox and swirling
This is James Bond. If you like it and ‘Falling Down’ is a rocked out heavy HOLE - My Body The Hand (probably). At least the front cover’s cool.
you like dance music, buy it. If you Indian harmonic flavours there is a Grenade (City Slang) 4/10 A.M.
pop song with no floating guitars and more simple but serious reasoning.
don’t like James Bond, then this is An album capturing the essence of a BT - ESCM (Perfecto)
several sniffs of late Beatles guitar riffs Carl Stephenson toys with parallel uni- Unfortunately, despite some very clear and
some very good house, so buy it. If that falls short in light of the fact its a rock band, from its meagre beginnings
verse theory and the fusion of pop with in the basements of LA, to the present calculated efforts to make this a ground-
you like neither, buy it anyway, bit boring. Their live efforts are far breaking, boundary crossing record, it winds
because you WILL like it. Six mixes, environmental sensations. The album is day all out metal frenzy that is known
more riveting than this. 6/10 D.J. terrific, I won’t be putting it down for a up confused and awkward. 3/10 A.M.
including mixes by CJ Bolland and as Hole. The tracks are in chronologi- CITIZEN’S UTILITIES - No More
Grooverider. The mutt’s nuts! 10/10 long while. 8/10 I.U. cal order showing
BAMBINO - Little Darling... Little Medicine (Mute)
M.B. Angel... Little Monkey... Little Imp THE PIXIES the evolution of the Continuing a long line of Middle America
(Broken) - Death To group. Early songs pop wannabes. The variety on the album
THE INTERPRETERS - In The Pixies tend to have heavy would be very impressive if REM hadn’t
There is only one striking feature
Remembrance Of That Fine Evening guitar and vocals, covered all those bases ten years ago. 3/10
recognisable in the first instance with (4AD)
with later songs J.B.
(Volcano) this CD, that a monkey with a ‘Fisher Influential...
sounding like the V/A - A Life Less Ordinary (A+M)
The Interpreters sound like a warped Price’ microphone could have blah, blah, A very cheesy and pointless trash can type
cross between Sex Pistols, and improved the production. Apart from blah... slightly more album full of mediocre tracks from people
Jonathan Fire*Eater, the former in this huge influence on how they sound, ‘Smells Like refined present day who can do better than this. Try before you
terms of their punky style and the latter the songs are O.K. with feminine Teen Spirit’... Hole. The album buy! 2/10 G.T.
in terms of their kookiness. Just to hear Bjorkish vocals over ‘Heavy Pop’ gui- blah.. The kicks off with ROC - Virgin (Virgin)
‘Dogskin Report’ proves this, where a tar. 6/10 E.C. reason why ‘Turpentine’ the Errmm... well.... let’s just say this is a differ-
French spy during World War 2 shaves The Pixies group’s first ever ent and diverse type of music. As an album
as a whole it stinks, even though it may
a dog, to tattoo secrets on it’s body, BUSTA RHYMES - Put Your Hands are so revered recording.
Previously unre- sound different. 2/10 I.U.
only to have the war end before it’s Where My Eyes Could See (Elektra) is because TOM LEACH - Tom Leach (Slow River)
hair grows back, warped, but cool! If you were at the carnival this year they bothered leased, but well It’s difficult to be constructive about a record
8/10 D.N. you would have seen him rock to write fan- worth the wait. It like this. Country songs about running out of
Westwood’s and Kiss FM’s stage. tastic songs. also includes their coffee and losin’ ya missus have little appeal.
BECK - Deadweight (Geffen) Despite what people may say, his lyrics There are first two singles 2/10 A.M.
This is from the new much hyped ‘A in this single are nowhere near explicit. seventeen ‘Retard Girl’ and V/A - Brandon Lock’s Ibiza Mix (Massive)
Life Less Ordinary’ film and it sees The original mix sounds cheap and here, from ‘Dicknail’, along The CD apparently features “some of the
Beck on top form, a kind of creepy ‘Debaser’ to with some tracks best underground and pumping tunes”.. err,
unworked. The mix featuring Kwesi
blues style complete with crackly per- taken from their sadly this is not the case. Don’t bother. 1/10
Be is, however a true piece of work. ‘Monkey’s
1995 MTV G.C.
cussion and a delightful acoustic guitar. This single is nowhere near what Busta Gone To
Unplugged session. SIMON RAYMONDE - Blame Someone
Cool. 7/10 A.M. is capable of. 5/10 I.U. Heaven’. Else (Bella Union)
Classics all, driven by raucous guitars and with Black This CD should be Herein are twelve “ballads” sung by the “tal-
This weeks music bought to you by - Matthew Beal, Dean Arif, Emma Clarke,
Gemma Decent, Frank Fraulo, Alastair Mooney, Denise Nicholson, Thomas Van Waes, Francis screming his lungs out over the top. It is all so mag- bought to “hear the ented” Simon Raymonde of Cocteau Twins
Ikaraam Ullah, Nick Walsh, Georgina Tarrant, Honey Butcher, James Bloomfield, nificent. Buy this album. Then go and buy all their albums. w(Hole) story”. fame. This is nothing like the Cocteau Twins,
Gabriel-Oliver Chamero, Daniel Jones,Nick Walsh,Andrew Thomas, Rob Winder Enjoy life with the Pixies. 9/10 R.W. 7/10 E.C. and certainly not recommended. 0/10 M.B.
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GIG GUIDE
It is always advisable to confirm with
the venue before travelling.
21:00 Red Dwarf The Damned - Guildford Civic Hall (For details and bookings
21:30 Dangerfield (01483 444555) phone 01483 578017)
Eddie Izzard - London Brixton Times subject to change -
Friday
Academy
31st
956 1116)
L.A. Confidential (18)
12:15, 15:25, 18:40, 21:55
21:00 Equinox
An American Werewolf in Paris
(15) 14:30, 17:35, 20:20, 22:45
A Life Less Ordinary (15)
14:15, 16:55, 19:30, 22:40
The Peacemaker (15)
23:30 Film: PICK The Beekeepers - 13:15, 16:15, 19:15, 22:20
Defence of the Realm OF THE London Kings Cross Water Hercules (U)
Thursday Wednesday Tuesday
LIGHTNING SEEDS
Union House- Friday 24 October 1997
The Peacemaker (15)
George Clooney, showing the audience the effects of
o did you see the Bruce Chapman
S Lightning Seeds
last Friday?
Nicole Kidman
ction movies have a fairly
proves that he has got what it takes
the bullet spraying antics going on
screen, actually making you realise
‘Lucky You’! What
did you think?
‘Perfect?
‘Marvellous’? make
you ‘Happy’ and
A predictable format.
Introduce a bad guy who
has a pretty serious grudge to bear.
on the big screen after luke warm
performances in One Fine Day and
Batman and Robin. Witty one liners
are spread evenly throughout this
that the body count is steadily ris-
ing.
This is a good film for its genre -
entertainment from the word go!
Show your crowd what he’s going
dance with ‘Joy’ with
to do (jaws drop at the twisted
a ‘Tingle Tingle’ feel-
ing? nature of his cunning plan) and then
I’m a Purely bring in the good guy who’s going
‘Jollification’ man to save the world and his stunningly
myself not ‘Dizzy good looking accomplice, come
Heights’ so I was
love interest. The Peacemaker, the
pleased then when the
old favourites came first film from the new Spielberg
along such as ‘The and Co’s new super studio,
Life Of Riley’. Dreamworks, doesn’t differ on this
‘Blowing Bubbles’ count.
was All I Wanted to
Here we have an East European
make it ‘My Best
Day’ though. leader who decides that he’s going
The crush on the to hold the West to ransom with a
dance floor however at nuclear weapon. Only first he
the beginning was hor- demonstrates his intentions by deto-
rendous. I now realise
nating a device quite spectacularly
what Karen Swales
meant in her open let- in Central Russia. Enter straight Don’t expect too much depth, as
two hour man/bomb hunt. Kidman
ter to Barefacts two laced nuclear weapon expert, Nicole you certainly won’t get it here.
is as good as she has ever been
weeks ago. People Kidman and her, rogue-like side Maybe it is a bit too long and there
jumping excitedly (think Dead Calm and To Die For
kick George Clooney who have to are a few pointless parts at the
made tidal waves and you’re about there) and shows a
stop the man from the East going beginning (speaking Russian for the
pulse through the sensitive side to the shootings and
crowd. One girl had to atomic. first ten minutes of the film would
violence around her. For her first
fight her way out saying she couldn’t superb haunting start of ‘Marvellous’ I For a low budget action movie The be useful), but overall, for a first
will never know. The LS are best on film, Mimi Leder shows great matu-
breathe. I was going to make fun of the Peacemaker does very well. There effort, it’s a bloody riot. Taken in
phrase “a capacity 1600 crowd” but not CD, I feel. I’ve heard them do better rity in her direction. There are some
are lots of thrill seeking set pieces, the right frame of mind, you really
anymore. but playing live they sound a tad too very clever shots which mimic
some of which hark back to classic can’t beat it.
I quit the dance floor and watched from indie for my ears. On the other hand Scorsese at times. However, she has
Hari’s Bar on the screen. The trouble they have tweaked a couple of their Bond movies. Clooney finally 7/10
a fresh approach to action movies,
was I could hardly hear the music from songs, including a long extra bridge
O photographers and 3
were stage crew,
which was a crying shame.
not watch The Devil’s Own.
So if you like the idea of a good
Irish-American tale, or you just
your two pounds and choose a seat
of your liking. The film will be
showing on Sunday at 5p.m. and
on paper and leave them if the OFU
pigeon hole in the postroom.
Finally if anyone would like to have
The Jellys were damn fine. want something to do for an 8p.m. and again on Monday at a go at learning to project films,
The three of them made up for evening. Then you can buy a ticket 8p.m. contribute to selecting next season’s
the lack of support by filling by going along to the postroom in The Arts cinema will be showing films, or just fancy’s being involved
the union with luxurious
noise. the union, filling out a ticket and the the exceptionally funny Brassed Off in a fun society, then please come
The set of eleven songs placing that ticket into the box. that boasts a very strong British cast along to our meeting on Tuesday at
showed a quality of ability, if Then simply go along to LTG pay which of course includes Ewan 6p.m. in LTH. All are welcome.
perhaps a little unvaried. It
To Us....
rock. The energy unfortuately
didn’t transfer from band to
audience, but they seemed less
than disheartened and made
light of it. They looked partic-
ast Wednesday, ODEON observe and film. The action takes would never imaging or even
L
ularly at home on the stage
and the performance was itch- Cinema gave the opportunity place in an ordinary meadow in believe exist, such as the interior of
ing to be stunning but the to cinema goers to enjoy one ants’ nests. the mating of several
union was less than enthusias-
of its “PROJECTIONS” occurring Martha Stefanidou insects, the creation of butterflies
tic and killed the moment.
Many songs reminded you of some- hours on a Sunday evening then you every such day. I attended it myself and ants’ struggling for mainte-
thing else, although they avioded the deserve to miss out. I went, I loved it. and the film we saw was MICRO- Eveyron in France, a summers day, nance. The result is really fantastic
cover version hellpit. Yes, it’s been COSMOS. and all the stars are garden pests. and surely the film is worth being
done before, but The Jellys do it well Honey Butcher The film is basically a documentary The narrator is Christin Scott seen and applauded.
and could easily give Green Day a run
showing in every detail a day in the Thomas. The audience enters a world in
for their money. If you like that sort of The Jellys with Novocaine and The O
thing then you really missed out. But play Reading Alleycat on 4th Nov and life of several insects. The film The film is proud to have extraordi- miniature and visits a parallel uni-
to be honest if you can’t be arsed to go London Garage on 8th Nov. makers Claude Nuridsany and nary macrophotography and sound. verse peopled by strange and won-
and see a band, for free, for a couple of Marie Perennou spent a lifetime to The camera captures scenes one derful aliens.
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Personals
n Too much lego makes Ben a dull n Calling the Fart Machine!! K.E n Simon, have you set a date yet? Tracy (4), you’re the only man for n Phil and Susie... you forgot your
boy where R U?? Week12 me. James (1) union card numbers.
n Conehead’s coming home! n Who needs a roofreack any- n Antonia ... damn I had to blow n Drink one oel for me, Jens. RK n Matt “I look like a grass hopper”
n Nick, I was pushed!!! Fraggle. way?! up the lilo this time! - C the Viking Pannell!!!
n Nicky says the waiter at The n Hello everybody at Surrey, just a n Catherine, I’ve booked an n Pannell, you know nothing... n Percy - What’s your game, you
Green Man has no sense of little hi from Christina. appointment at the opticians for n this one’s about two inches big- dirty old ripper?
humour!!! n DOK! bartman forgot! des- you next week. ger than the other one. n Duracell Bunny, How HARD
n More service stations on the M3 paretely seeking seeker JB 4216 n Laura & Angela, wish I was n How do you turn out street lights was Fraggle’s floor on Friday
please. n Everyone is then, and then there there!!! But this is O.K too, Rich ? night. Did you sleep or play ball? -
n Alan M.. really needs a SHAG. is the others. Christina n Long live Austin Powers, Warren
n Suz, what have you found? n Alex- Nice dancing to Barbie n A, C, K, R, A & S want a gag? International Building of Mystery. n SFTW - reserve your copy now
n J.P., you have done worse than Girl on Wednesday!!! n Aren’t the Dust Junkies brilliant n Il faut dormir les nuits mon petit n Happy halloween Dean love
getting on to the scoreboard n Temperature in the union during !!!!! n Look out lads, it’s a falling plane me*****
n Tom, you are a Tart. the Lightening Seeds - Schorchio n AFAFAFAFAFA!!!!!! n What’s up with the tape recorder n Warren and Duracell have some
n Thanks for the flowers N, love C !!! n Tricky + haggis, Vodca, spoor, Warren? talking to do, don’t we! You’re too
n Chiquitilla: you are the most n When are we next “doing din- Saturday be there - Fraggle n One Car, two doors, four keys!! expensive you know.
beautiful girl in the world ner” then? Your place or mine? n Will Kev, Psychology postgradu- n Can Andy who contacted Bare n Jeremy, you must think your
n Trout Boy! You out there some- n Tich - Do you like playing stock ate please get in touch with me Facts about contributing please boat has come in.
where my love? cars on the M3 or did you just like regarding the great ideas that he give us another call as the exten- n Doris -It’s nice when you have a
n Mike - did she enjoy licking the girl in front?! Ummm wrote on Union suggestion slips. I sion number we have for you does- nice sandwish isn’t it?
your sloblocks? n Has anyone got any PENNIES to want to know more. I want to know n’t work - Cheers Ed. n D.B. welcome to the world of
n The verb: to bungle - bungler, go lend to Rob? Is there anything he your surname. Call me - Bob ext. n To the bestset boyfriend in the alcoholism - Fraggle & Chums
bungling, to be bungled! Isn’t that HASN’T done?!! 9227 entire universe... mr jelly baby you n Julie at Twyford - woman, i miss
right then? n So, down the back of the chair n How do you turn out street lights are just the best , and I think the ya. Hope you are surviving the
n Come on pride - prrr prrr were they!! ‘but I checked there’ Rich ? world of you... heres to another 3 onslaught of size 8’s. Love Kazza
n IT 2nd year, how are you n Chris Sturt- How is your Friday n Celebrating 20 all over again! years... love l.m.******* Mo.
doing?? Is Marcin still fooling fresher? from club One Eleven. Only 4 months late! Thanks, I had n Thanks to those who did nothing n We may not have qualified this
around with the machines, C_YA n A - So do you make a habit of a an Ab Fab time. Love you all, M. to stop a guy punching us at Bo’s, year, but we’ll be back...
Chris!!! ‘tasting’ peoples hands then?!! n To the bloke who lifted me up to thanks for watching n Simon- Had any good Pizzas
n BF 2am.... Bob 7.45pm We win n Rob D - are you sure sport gave take a photo of the Lightning Seeds n This week, I ‘ave mostly been recently-
the cuddly toy is ours.... you those bruises - cheers mate, you’re a star! eating all the pies n Dolly - can I just have a sip of
n K.E. nothing like projectile vom- n ‘Nel’ Mangle Tit’s, we love you. n Nothing happened in the tent, n Congratulations to Mark for your gin?
itting!!! n All Diesel drinkers prepare for I’m innocent!!!! - Fraggle organising an excellant Rag n Gorjus, U R + 2 ,Gorjus’er
n After three unsuccessful years, diesel fest ‘97 n Alicia: Have you got a bottle of Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n Heres to another three years
now I get too many! n Warren - you may be 2 stars cruzcampo??? Te quiero n Sarah - lets try to beat 5! coco....
n Look, no more Crisis or catastro- higher than me but there’s nothing n Attention all cold students - Alex Wingnut, how’s the Dutch connec- n Look out lads, it’s a falling plane
phes please, we’ve got enough at you could teach me!! DB & Matt’s double glazing service is tion? n BTW it’s your and not you’re.
the moment. n Long live Austin Powers, now in n Jump on, do you want any coke
n Mire needs some loft insulation! International Building of Mystery. n Andy - I can hold my own! with that malibu? Slag of x
Notices
Hong Kong Society AGM 31st October ‘97 Sci Fi & Anime GM Sunday 9th November
6:00pm LTA 2:30pm LTA, contact ch61hm for more details.
Canoe Club - Wednesday 5th November, Trip Judo AGM 12Nov 3:45 (after training) Dance
to Hurley Wier, followed by fireworks at the Studio Campusport
RAM cider house!!! ENJOY. Netgamer AGM Wed 12th Nov 7:30pm LTB
Bare Facts Editorial Board Meetings 6pm Boat (Rowing) Club AGM 12th November
every Monday in the Office in Union House 5:30pm Grant Mitchell Room.
MetSoc AGM 21AB20 1pm 12th November We would just like to say a big thanks to all
‘97 those who gave us money during Rag week. We
Taiwanese Soc AGM 31st October 6pm LTH raised over £100 in 2 hours. Screamer &
Archery Club AGM 4th November 7:30pm Zombie.
LTK Unplugged
Postgraduate Association AGM 4th Thanks to all of you who came along last
November 6pm LTA Tuesday to experience what turned out to be
Jiu Jitsu AGM is Sunday 9th November, 8pm. another terrific ‘Unplugged’. If you want to
Meet in Campusport Studio. join in the next one (week 11, 18th November)
Oscar Film Unit (OFU) meet weekly on let me know through the Unplugged pigeon
Tuesdays at 6pm in LT H, come along and help hole as soon as possible. The Unplugged band-
choose next semester's films! Everyone wel- wagon is truly gaining momentum. The atmos-
come! phere created in the Helyn Rose bar is brilliant
The Singapore Students’ Society is having a so if you have yet to try it, what’s keeping you?
Tea Reception on the 31st October 1997 at LT If you want to get involved, come along to
D at 6:45pm and all students are welcome. Hari’s bar on a Turesday at 7pm. See you
Postgrad Association AGM to take place on there.Tom Sherwen - Unplugged chairman
Tuesday 4th November at 5pm at Wates House.
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Affair F
or the first time ever in the history of the
University of Surrey, we are finally
going to have a Christmas Ball on
Friday 19th December in the Students Union.
band?? Tickets will be £15 so now is your
chance, how do you want your money spent?
Any questions, opinions, ideas then please just
come along to the Ents meeting/ fill in the
ave you ever used a Union minibus?? figures I can find on hand at the moment it
H Used it to go to matches? To go on
sporting trips? As a society? Caught
a bus to and from events? Ever caught one
was £14,274 deficit. And insurance costs a
hell of a lot too.
YES we would like to do more runs
Preparations for this event have already begun
but we need to know what YOU want to see
there to make it a brilliant night. At the
moment, there is just a small committee mak-
form below and put it in the ‘Balls’ pigeon
hole in the Students Union building. If pre-
ferred then you could also email any of us:
Susie Westwell on Li61sw, Karen Hanmore
back from Bo’s or Cindies?? YES we would like to take to do more
ing all these important decisions on behalf of on Li61kh, Anna Butterworth on Li61ab or
The Students’ Union currently owns 7 Hazel Farm runs
the whole university which is obviously not Claire Wallace on ec61cw. We look forward to
minibuses - 2 vans and 5 seated buses - YES we would like a whole new fleet of
ideal so the more input we get from the stu- hearing from you!
which are used to death for the following rea- buses
dents, the better this event can be. If you want CHARTER BALL
sons: YES we need more drivers
to hear the latest developments in the plans for
n BUSA matches Realistically, we need to buy two new buses
this ball, we present them each week at the
The Charter Ball will be held in February ’98
n 50 sports clubs which cost £15 000 each. Realisitcally we are
Ents Committee meetings on Mondays at 6pm
and preparations are also already underway.
n 50 societies looking for more than one driver to do the
in technology Grant Mitchell meeting room
We are working to make this event the biggest
n Hazel farm runs on a Friday Night and Club runs, more than two to do the Hazel
(opposite the Bare Facts office). EVERYONE
and best yet but we want YOUR help!!
special events - For which the Farm runs, more than 4 to do BUSA - Charter Ball meetings are held every
IS WELCOME! So please just come along Wednesday , meeting at 4pm in the Students
Accomodation Office pay £10 per run, to MORE than the existant core of drivers.
and you can honestly make a difference. The Union lobby first of all. Everybody is wel-
include payment of driver. We still have to So YES we would like you to take a test, its
Christmas Ball has a ‘sweets’ theme and we come, we already have some really exciting
incur the costs for diesel and maintenance. only a tenner and then volunteer to be a reg-
have already come up with many ideas to fol- ideas,
n Club runs back from Cindies on ular minibus driver - you can get paid for the
low this theme, any suggestions to make this
Monday’s and Bo’s on Wednesday’s - the work you do. so come along and see what you think! Any
event even sweeter and sticker (yes we have queries can also be put in the ‘Balls’ pigeon
funding for which is split 3 ways between and YES we would like suggestions on how
already thought of chocolate body paint!) then
the Union, University Security and the to improve the current minibus situation. hole in the Union, or email to ms41cp,
they will be very welcome.
University Senate. Minibus runs to Bo’s on because YES we need more Buses. (Corinna Phillips).
All our ideas are yet to be confirmed but we
a Wednesday are run and payed for by Got any solutions/ buses/drivers/ piles of
do have a professional photographer, tattooist,
Union. cash that you’d like to offload?? Susie Westwell
and amazing pictures already booked for the
Union Amenities such as Stage Crew, getting Come and see Caz - Sports Officer
evening. At present we are looking to get a
the House Officers to the Bank safely, Other (ext.9981) who is also the person in charge of
recognised DJ to play for the evening which
Union stuff, getting equipment to gigs etc buses!
we are waiting to hear a reply from, we do
etc.
need some input however as to whether or not
n Transporting the EIHMS Nurses based P.S As we are writing this article a bus was
a band would be preferred and if so what
off campus. used to take a member of staff down to the
n Intro week usage. Health Centre. Another bus was found to
All University Departments both for have a flat battery coz someone left the lights
Academic and Adminisatrative use. on.
The Union Club incurrs all costs for mainte-
nance and repair and as such runs the at a
huge loss. At the year end 1995 (the only
A starting on Tuesday 11th November 6.00 - 7.00 p.m. Come and sign
up at the Sports Centre.
has
progressively improved, culminat-
ing in reaching the BUSA semi-
finals and
improve team spirit and is an
important part in the teams out-
look.
ate
house at :
Mondays :
Thursdays :
8:15 pm
8:45 pm
Step Aerobics winning the Surrey County Cup.
Which earnt us the prestigious title About Training -
Sundays : 8:15 pm
new 5-week course has been arranged for all those who missed the
University Hall I
n just four weeks of the Freshers Stefano also entered in the novice
arriving we entered our first Head Annie Preston Single Skull event and avoiding the
race of the semester. The day was swans this time, finished an
perfect, with glorious sunshine it was not only a day of impressive twelth out of thirty one other Clubs.
racing, but a chance for all those (sexy!) rowers to show Well done guys, keep the training up - those early
reminder that the classes Tuesdays 1.00 - 2.00 p.m. and 7.00
Black
Wednesday
We lost - enough said. All that I won - and by God do we know that
wish to say is that I wish I had start- Cazza you won! And well done for those
ed this results table a bit later on or when I suggested that I only wanted whe stayed to back me up when the
that the Editior in his ultimate wis- to have a table when we won lots!! oppostion got nasty - thanks and I
dom(?) wasn’t so cross (cross? Anyway, well done to those that love you all!!
Me? Shurely some mistake? - Ed)