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Demonstrators Gather To
Reclaim (e)XFM
Kosovo Crisis:
On Saturday 10th October,
Leicester Square was the
They think its all over...
venue for the first rally
against the new Capital
Radio owned XFM.
Gathering just outside
Capital Radio’s building
the 300 strong crowd, the
majority under 25, chanted
slogans, sang newly writ-
ten protest songs, and
waved banners in response
to the radical changes that
have recently been imple-
mented at the station once
calling itself “London’s Only Alternative”. At the end of the demonstration newly signed
Bilateral meeting between US Special Envoy, Mr. Richard Holbrooke (left) and NATO Secretary
indie band The Llama Farmers delivered a petition with protest organisers to Capital. The General, Dr. Javier Solana (right), at NATO HQ Brussels, concerning the situation in Kosovo.
large police presence did not interfere, except to request less swearing in the chants (result- Photo courtesy of Nato photos
ing in Bob Geldof being described as a “banker” a “tanker” and an “anchor”).
The World press is currently reporting on
The demonstration by Tom Sherwen
came about as part the agreement to end the Kosovo crisis
of a possibly long worked out between US Ambassador negotiating table. This risked the build up
running campaign Designate to the United Nations, Richard of a reputation similar to that of the UN who
to return XFM back Holbrooke and Yugoslav President have repeatedly issued empty threats to
to the audience it Slobodan Milosevic. Holbrooke, having Milosevic. Nato must now be persuaded, by
was intended for. spent endless hours negotiating with Milosevic, not to act otherwise the military
Having finally been Milosevic over the Dayton Peace Accord, will go ahead with a strategic bombing cam-
granted a license used to resolve the Bosnian crisis, has seem- paign of Serbian communications, air
last year XFM ingly come up with the goods once again. defenses, and military stores. For Milosevic
broadcast to to convince the negotiators to reverse the
London and sur- It is however too early to rule out the use of Act Order he must guarantee four steps:
rounding areas with military action by Nato. President withdraw his special forces from Kosovo,
it’s unique style of Milosevic has once again given his word allow 2000 Nato implementation inspectors
the DJs choosing although this time Nato have decided that into the area, allow the countless number of
all the records they this does not represent a guarantee. Nato refugees, currently in hiding, back to their
played and, even more crucially, playing new unsigned bands and those on small indepen- and Holbrooke have negotiated with the homes and guarantee the development of
dent labels. Although consistently building on Yugoslav President enough to know that Kosovan autonomy.
by Andrew Thomas listening figures month by month XFM was in words are often empty and promises broken.
financial trouble and eventually was sold to Capital Radio a few months ago. Although It was therefore decided by the Nato coun- If these conditions are not adhered to then
Capital promised that nothing would change, soon after the take-over most of the DJs were tries to go ahead with the next stage in a mil- the attack will go ahead. The Nato decision
replaced and a playlist was installed, effectively banning DJ choice in what was played and itary build up. Nato had already informed is without the backing of the UN and in par-
closing the doors on bands without large record deals. its military that it should be prepared to act ticular is strongly opposed by Russia.
and on Monday night it moved on to stage
The public figure leading two; that of ordering the military to go Russia has a strong historical link with the
the “new” XFM is Bob ahead with the attack. This order was Serbs and does not believe that Nato should
Geldof, who by his own accepted with the proviso that all action was attack. Kosovo is an internal province of an
admission is out of touch on hold for 96 hours. Negotiations are independent country and the crisis is there-
and a hopeless DJ. This therefore continuing throughout the week in fore regarded by opponents to the military
demonstration is expected to an attempt to convince Nato member coun- solution an internal matter. Nato felt that
be the first of many. tries that Milosevic is sincere about his any request to the UN, the proper channel
intentions. with which to formulate this type of policy,
On Tuesday October 13th would be immediately blocked by Russia.
the Radio Authority fined The order to go ahead with an attack repre- Nato instead believed that the crisis gave
Capital £4,000 for breach of sents the first time that Milosevic has been sufficient basis to, and merited making a
their license agreement. given a definite time frame within which to decision independently of the UN.
This action is considered to negotiate. The change has taken away the
be not nearly enough by decision by Nato of whether to use military Milosevic must now honour his commitments
most campaigners. force or persist in plugging away at the by Friday if air strikes are to be averted.
Virus Correction
Ireland. he said.
To a Friend Unplugged
Last week the University The committee had been installed, the crowd were wet with
sadly lost one of its most anticipation and the bands were eager to please, and boy
promising young talents they did. This was of course the latest Unplugged venture
when 21yr old, chemistry and, even if I do say so myself, it was bloody good. Coy
student, Ben Gellatly died headlined the night and were preceded by Defunct, both
while on placement in were cracking. A fella from Redwood showed up, asked if
Switzerland. Ben will be he could play and opened the night with a couple of new
remembered by lots of acoustic tracks. Anyone who wants to turn up and entertain
people for a lot of different us with a couple of songs is more than welcome, all that we
reasons and was the inspi- ask is that if you want to perform be in the Helyn Rose bar
rational bass player of last by 7pm on an event night.
years most popular student
band, Calling Orson. For
all those who feel they may
The Joyce Gang is an Anglo/Irish roots band based in
England. In five short years they have established a fine
Mugenkyo - Taiko Drum
need advice and support the
following people may be
reputation throughout our fair Isles, through stirring live Performance.
performances, excellent recordings and regular local and
contacted: Mugenkyo is Europe’s first and only professional Taiko
national airplay, taking audiences by storm at festivals from
Drum group.
Sidmouth to Edinburgh and at venues from from Derry to
The Chaplains ext 2754 They have been described as “energetic and powerful” by
the Mean Fiddler in London. The songs and tunes in the
Rhythm Magazine, “highly visual...spectacular” by Time
extensive repertoire are all self-penned and draw on a dizzy-
The Counselling service through the Out.Taiko drumming has been used for over a thousand
ing variety of styles from traditional Irish to modern Jazz,
Health Centre ext. . 9051 years to celebrate Japanese village festivals, sound the rice
covering most musical genres in between, all blended to
planting season, drum up a storm in a call for rain, beat off
create the distinctive and uplifting sound that is unique to
The Student Union President and Student Affairs Officer famine and plague and for ceremonies in temples and
the Joyce Gang. Helyn Rose Bar TUESDAY WEEK 7
ext. 9227/9228 shrines.Taiko has recently become an exciting form of
Doors Open at 8pm.
visual art and Mugenkyo is Europe’s first and only profes-
“To a Friend” Nightline sional Taiko group.
“How many special people change,
how many lives are living strange, FREE CONDOMS !!! They will be performing at:
where were you when we were getting high?…” PERSONAL ATTACK ALARMS £1 Wednesday 21st October Rhoda McGaw Theatre,
Woking (01483 761144)
Ben means many things to many people. The number of his Need the Pizza+ number? Friday 23rd October Dorking Grand Hall, Dorking,
friends who have sent tributes this week, quite literally from Too much work? (01306 881717)
all over the world, says more than can be said in these few Personal problems?
words. Ben was truly a friend for all occasions and was as Want a mini cab? Oh no it’s Batman Silly spot!
sensitive and supportive as he was fun loving and amusing. Just feel like a chat?
Emergency, emergency. It’s Police Commissioner
We will all miss Ben. Hopefully with time our pain will Gordon’s fluffy friend here, calling Batman. Where are you
fade whilst our fond memories grow warmer. Although Nightline is here to help
Batman? Damn, he must still be at the hospital after that
nothing will ever replace the part of our life that was We are a after hours confidential help and listening ser-
incident he and Robin had at the last silly night, with a
uniquely Ben, we are all richer for having shared with him vice run by student volunteers
chained rabbit and those three Bond Girls – Pussy Galore,
his short but precious life. If we can’t solve your problem we’ll try to find someone
Onatop and Fatima Blush. Gotham City will be doomed
who can
without him, what are we to do? Our only hope is that many
From all of us who have been touched by your love and Open: At least two early/midweek nights a week
brave students will go to Silly Night dressed as a Batman
kindness…words can not express our loss. We love you and 8pm - late
character or even Batman himself. Not only will this allow
miss you, but above all we will remember you. Call Int: 4949 Ext. 532710
them to get their Doubles and a Mixer for £1, but it may
or come to our discrete office:
even… SAVE THE WORLD!!!
“someday you will find me, What could this terrible danger be I hear you ask. Well, it’s
caught beneath the landslide, just too awful to put into print, but it does involve a pair of
in a champagne supernova in the sky.” rubber gloves, two purple bricks and a sharp pencil.
However, if you’re just not brave enough to dress up, but
somewhere, there is an angel playing bass…… still want cheap drinks, you can bring along a bat instead.
You could create one from the batmaking kit in your utility
Pool Tournament Update belt, or possibly even kidnap one from your local cave.
The second week of the Pool League was a big success with However, don’t go raiding any cricket or baseball suppliers
30 players battling it out for league points. A fine result for as those types of bat don’t count, and I’ll have to give you
Michael O’Connor who won and commiserations to Dave a good, hard personal bleating. Remember, Bats hate
Rowe who was runner up. Watch this space for information Jokers, so keep your card playing to yourself you cheeky
news and updates on the pool league and tournaments this riddling minx.
semester. Come along to the Union every Thursday Love from Code name S.H.E.E.P and all her
evening at 7.00pm. fluffy lambs. Baaaaaaaaaaa.
CHARTER BALL QUESTIONNAIRE
The Charter Ball is an annual event, cele- Do you want a Charter Ball? What main entertainment act would you Do you want a casino and jazz band
brating the University Charter - when prefer to see? during the evening?
Surrey became a University rather than a Please tick: Yes No
technical college, in 1966. It also coincides Please tick: Top-name DJ Band Please tick: Yes No
with the election of the new sabbatical offi- If no, please complete details at the bottom
cers and is a big celebration of the Union. of this questionnaire and do not answer the Any other suggestions
The event is a traditional ball - everyone remaining questions Do you want to be able to attend the
gets dressed up and parties until late, but we Other event (please specify) Charter Ball meal before the Ball? ......................................................................
need your help! The Charter Ball ‘99 com-
mittee are currently devising the greatest ...................................................................... Please tick: Yes No .....................................................................
Charter Ball ever. Please fill in this ques-
tionnaire to help us provide exactly what ......................................................................
YOU want. Please fill in the questionnaire ...................................................................... If the Ball was in the Union complex, do
below, tear out the slip and hand it in to you think Chancellor’s should be open to Name: ...........................................
Cathy at reception or put in the Bare Facts all students - even those not attending the
box, out of hours. All completed question- Do you think the Ball should be in the Ball - until 10:30pm, for meeting friends Department: ............................................
naires will be collected and two winners University hall or in the Union building? and general drinking?
drawn from a hat, both of whom will win Email/Phone:
free Christmas Party tickets. Good Luck! Please tick: Hall Union Please tick: Yes No ......................................................................
Thank you for your time.
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SINGLES
ULTRASOUND - I'll Show You Mine (Nude)
AUDIOWEB – Get Out Of Here (Mother)
This latest release from the forthcoming “Fireworks
City” album has pretty much the same Ska/Ragga-rock
A - Summmer On
The Underground
SINGLE OF THE WEEK
A brilliant, dreamy, beautifully sung single that is cur- formula as previous singles. It’s smooth flowing and
(London)
rently touring with Placebo. Watch out for their soon to good listening, but seems to lack the same punch of the A, whilst milling
be released debut L.P!! 8/10 C.H. superb “Policeman Skank”. 6/10 A.S. about on the public
transport of London
RIALTO - Summer's Over (China) THE DELGADOES - The Weaker Argument over the clement
"A haunting lament to the last days of summer and the Defeats The Stronger (Chemical Underground) months have stum-
end of a jaded relationship". Rialto's first proper single After the glorious 'Pull The Wires From The Wall' The bled across the sum-
(the first was only released via the internet) is being Delgadoes return with something resembling Gene
released at just the right time and describes that sun-
mer CD sale in Tower
with a flute. It's not immediately as catchy as previous
longing depression that some people (like me) get at singles but should do well with fans of the band.
Records and relieved
this time of the year pretty well. A respectful 7/10 M.D. Sensitive but just a little too vulnerable. 6/10 A.T. it of some of its Beach
Boys discs. And in
NATALIE IMBRUGLIA - Smoke (RCA) LEVELLERS - Bozos (China) finally getting to the
Natalie Imbruglia is already a successful singer so she A slight step away from the Levellers we're used to - no studio they blend
has a reputation to live up to. Although Smoke is not fiddles or anthemic folk choruses. Instead we get fast, these new sonic hori-
as catchy as Torn was and the vocal intonation style has yet bland, retro-guitars, which initially sound exciting, zons with their typical
changed, Smoke is still a quality song. The song is but never rise to anything like, the similar, 'Hope
accompanied by a lone piano melody and a string
punk references to
Street'. The usual kind of 'bonus' track from the forth-
ensemble which enhances the traditional pop feel of the coming 'Best Of'. 5/10 J.R.H.
great effect. 8/10 D.J.
song. The record combines both real and synthesized
instrumentation to great effect and the single also has a SPECIMEN A - Hate This System (Squeaky Clean THE SUPERNATURALS - Sheffield song (Food) HURRICANE #1 - Rising Sign (Creation)
CD ROM track. 7/10 G.T. Records) The Supernaturals' songs in the past have always been Having moved on from being ‘the missing link between
Specimen have created a brand of alternative dance that quite good, this song doesn't live up to their usual stan- The Stone Roses and Oasis’ but without the success or
FUN LOVING CRIMINALS - Big Night Out is more individual than most but still sounds a bit dards though. This is disappionting, but I'm sure that songs, they now try and rip off My Bloody Valentine.
(Parlophone) Techno. The rhythms vary and the sound effects are huge Supernaturals fans will love it. 5/10 G.D. Unfortunately though, singer Alex Lowe has a crap
The guys that gave us "Scobby Snacks" are back, this cool. Drums, base and guitars have a place in Hate The voice and Andy Bell now writes naff lyrics, give it a
time with a well funky, relaxing effort. A fine tune. System too. This isnt easy on the ears but it might be HINDA HICKS - Truly (Island) few months and they will be dropped. Good. 4/10 N.W.
7/10 F.F. good when under alcoholic influence. 5/10 G.T. I'm not a huge Hinda Hicks fan anyway, but this is even
worse than some of her other singles. This isn't as
CABLE - Arthur Walker (Infectious) DEM 2 ‘Destiny’ (Locked On) upbeat as her other songs and doesn't really suit her and This weeks reviews by:
First single from the forthcoming 'Sub-lingual' album An already familiar tune in the London night clubs and three versions of the same song on one C.D was just too Nick Walsh, Daniel Jones, Matthew Anderson,
sees Cable losing a lot of their harder-edge and settling those into the ‘garage scene’, ‘Destiny’ is being for- much. 4/10 G.D. Ian Purvey, Andrew Thomas, Emma Clarke,
for something more melodic. Not as immediate as mally released with extended vocals on the radio edit Rob Winder, Gemma Decent, Kevin Marston,
'Freeze The Atlantic', but good. 7/10 R.W. and new remixes featuring ‘Rhythm Masters’ and ‘New ARAB STRAP - (Afternoon) Soaps (Chemikal Georgina Tarrant, James Hemingway, Gabriel
Horizons’, none of which coming close to bettering the Underground) Oliver Chamero, Dean Arif, and Christian
IDLEWILD - I'm A Message (EMI) original. 5/10 D.M.C. Dull, boring, drawn out are all words that describre this
Hunter.
A nice, happy pop/rock number with a very odd, xylo- single. Aiden talks his reminisies over the quiet music.
phone filled B-side. A bit repetitive on the whole, but 4/10 I.P.
Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)' all get inside your odd instruments accompany Bobby Conn's socially got from the album, is that these guys are definetely tal-
ALBUMS
TINDERSTICKS - Donkeys 92-97 (Island)
brain, just like great songs should. The old Mar1lyn
Man5on is (hopefully) dead, long live Mar1lyn
Man5on. 8/10 R.W.
conscious lyrics. Sometimes it goes a bit eighties rock
(track four, 'United Nations') and occasionally slips into
seventies funk. This keeps the variety but definitely
strikes you as an album that will take some listening to
ented, but they've got loads of work ahead of them.
6/10 G.C.
21.30 Black Adder Goes the bloodshed that was inherent in his
Fourth political past and to rebuild a new life in
his old home. He starts a gym to train
21.00 Friends young boxers like himself and renews his
relationship with the woman he left
behind. But hisrelationship to the past refuses to let him live a life of peace.
Showing Sunday 18th Oct at 5pm and 8pm and Monday 19th at 8pm.
This weeks Arts film is Aelita:Queen of Mars This is the story of how martians
12.15 Grandstand
24th
helped in the Bolshevik revolution and is one of the best known Soviet films
made in the 1920’s. Aelita tells the story of engineer Los who builds a machine
21.25 The X - Files to fly him to Mars.
Showing on Wednesday 21st October at 8pm
Fill out your ticket in the union post room and then come along to
the film in LT G.
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Careers
symptoms are caused by viruses, Real flu is another thing altogether I must emphasise that most of the employers notifying us about their
microscopic organisms that DO NOT and you will know if you have it. vacancies right now tend to be on the large side. It’s really a bit too
respond to antibiotics. Unfortunately Symptoms include a loss of appetite, a early to apply to smaller employers since they tend to work on a
there are over 200 of these little critters high fever, aches in the joints and a shorter time-scale. A mail-shot which included your CV and a cov-
that can cause the common cold (many feeling of general weakness. If these ering letter around March or April next year would probably receive
of them changing from year to year) symptoms are also accompanied by a a more positive response. You could also, by then, begin to use cur-
and as yet there is known treatment for dislike of bright lights, being sick, or a rent vacancy lists such as the Immediate Vacancy Bulletin which we
them. So if you arrive at the health cen- red rash, call a doctor immediately as produce in the Careers Service.
tre with a runny nose and sore throat these could possibly be the signs of
they will probably send you away with meningitis, which can become serious If the list of employers you eventually arrive at is too long, it may
be necessary to narrow down your choice through some further
the following advice: vary quickly.
research. The brochures which many employers produce are a
good place to start and we have reference copies of most of these
Coughs- Use steam inhalations or a If you require some more information
in the Careers Service.
sedative linctus available from the the Health Centre has advice leaflets
chemist (must be used sparingly). which you can take away and read up Finally, I invariably see students every year who have failed to get
‘Sore throat- Gargle with half a tea- on all the gruesome symptoms of var- job offers because they have only applied to employers who are
spoon of salt or soluble aspirin dis- ious illnesses in your time. “household names”. The competition for these is intense. By all
solved in warm water. Generally you Alternatively pick up the Union guide means include them in your list, but consider whether it would
should eat well, drink plenty of fluid to life from the Union reception. But also be in your interests to first research and then apply to a few
(the non alcoholic kind including tea, right now the Health Centre just don’t which you’ve never heard of. They often have some great jobs on
water and fruit juice, you never know, have time to see people who come in offer for which they simply don’t get enough applicants.
you might like them) and make sure with mild , harmless, and medically
that you get plenty of rest. untreatable conditions. Russ Clark, Careers Service
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Personals
■ denise,was that you in the to blow the whistle and save friends put up with it, silly
union going upstairs!mmmm- ■ angle-r you chip shov- fools! mel : 0
mmm!-a.r eller!!!, what was the name of ■: duffy, congratulations on
■ lisa, karen & other x-hse64 ■ jim, don’t worry i am sure home because you didn’t get ■ matt,claire and alec are the pasta again losing your chocolate cherry
finyears:- hi! from the usa lucy will come back to you, any sympathy...pants pesky housemates and watch ■: congratulations to colin ■: no, having boiling candle
where i’m up working late even if you were with a man ■ marky mark - 13 mm more too much simpsons. hardie and lisa bruneau on wax flung at you is a compli-
tonite... dave ■ go away laura, i don’t like hitler ■ claire,you chip shoveller!!!! their recent engagement! ment...!
■ baked beans on your collar, wanna catch anything. ■: mel men go from lovely to ■ Chill out Winston, man. ■: soggy cockroach, have you ■ annabella-rockerfella- please
eli. ■ karen h, happy birthday!! b**tards to even more unbe- From the Oat Krunchies. coloured in your poster yet? make friends with your pretty
■ burp ! sorry i’m not here for it. say hi lievable b**stards! mel: 0 ■ carlits all tolerance levels ■: if the entire population of mate, i’m horny.
■ furt ! to any other southamptoner’s, ■ bridget - nice arse, the twi- ■ tap says no to grade 6 leader china held hands around the ■ taz, guildford court wants
■ tap says no to co-principals michelle light hours mark,carl & jan world...half of them would you but you r mine!!!!!!!!!!
■ garry in house 47 you are a ■ hey thirty - so we’ll ■ runny or stretchy? ■ i have my eyes set on you drown. ■ week seven tests haha-
rabbit from: your other bird have’em both by the end of the ■ i saw you, but the library taz!! living alone r u???????? ■ taz, i find your way of haa...oim goin to fale. luv
■: sarah, now your 20 are you year!! resturant girls didnt see you ■: that bird with the pierced dressing nice!!! i won’t to take sparkly
going out more (can you han- ■ lisa - how’s bill? love dave last saturday (open 10 til 2) tongue!pleasure!!!!!! your clothes of and eat ■ robo,andy mcbeal,alex
dle it!!!!) ■ howard dt - love you ■ Abbey -schewing ■ ginger power rules you.....francesca...c u soon!!■ i have all been genged luv
■ it’s runny mannnn!!!!!!!!! ■ it is so stretchy - oh yes! ■ evelyn, a modified dog, used to be indecisive but now i sparkly
■ it’s stretchy ■ eli, have you found the heat- ■ i completely disagree, there viewed the quivering fringe of can’t make my mind up. ■ girls, get a good placement
■ hey jon, how long’s that ing runny!!! a special doily... ■ surely the shower is the best by sucking nob in high places,
love bite gonna last? ■ Campusport - where’s our ■ eli, we love you and you can ■ Curly gets nervous as sweet place to be when there is a fire luv sparkly
■ hi marnie, and everyone. kit??? SURFC live at our house,although not revenge draws ever nearer - alarm? ■(Mel): You’re a bit strange ,
from dan in africa ■ nympho - you had to go all the time!!! amd there’s no referee in sight ■ mel it amazes me how their aren’t you?
Notices
UNION Apology: October, at 7.30pm in UH. Lessons as Saturday 24th October
We're sorry for the lack of band on usual afterwards. International Meeting Point.
Sunday Night this was due to a mix up meet outside the campus sports centre
between the Union and the bands Cyprus Society AGM Thursday at 19.45 pm or phone Angie (Tel:
agent. Sorry 22nd october at 18.00 in LTD (01483)420733) in advance for more
details. An informal evening in a local
Chinese Student Society Taiwanese Student Society home, with light refreshments
AGM Today - Thursday 15th AGM Friday 23rd October at 18.00
October at 18.00 in LTB in Lecture Theatre K Make a Irish Beauty’s
Birthday dream come true!
Crossword No. 80 No Wave AGM Today - Thursday Boat Club EGM Monday 26th
15th October at 19.30 in Hari’s Bar October at 17.00 in the Grant Mitchell
She’s selling her beloved White VW
Polo. Genuine reason for sale (moving
Room away where she already has another
car!), it s H reg with 77,000 miles,
Turkish Society AGM Monday MOT and Tax till Jan ‘99. New tyres,
19th October at 19.00 in TB 20a Photosoc AGM Tuesday 27th
October at 18.00 in the Grant Mitchell bought for £3000 last year, will consid-
Room in the Union er offers around £2200. For immediate
Hellenic Society AGM Tuesday view, please phone LISA on ext. 4121.
20th October at 18.10 in LT E
Arabic Society AGM
Wednesday 28th Ocober at 18.00 LTL
MOUNTAIN BIKE FOR
Karate Club AGM: Monday the SALE - '98 Trek Y-glide. Brand
19th of October at 21:30 in Teaching new condition, never beenused. 18in
Block 11. Phat Vibes AGM Thursday 29th
October at 19.00 in Hari’s Bar frame. Worth £1200, sell £975. For
Whether you are new to the sport or more info contact Adam oncv42ab or
not, do join in!! 56012
Car for sale
Lesbian, Gay & Bisexual D-reg Sky blue Metro City X for Snooker Players - Students feel
Society AGM Tuesday 20th saleGood condition, brilliant starter, that it’s appropriate that there are full
October at 20.00 in Teaching Block 20b taxed, MOT Dec. sets of snooker balls. If pilfering is
Complete with stereo and stop- occuring please stop. Thankyou for
Ballroom Dance Society lock.48,500 miles £450 o.n.o. your co-operation - Mr J White
AGM on Wednesday, 21st of Phone 01483 464167 for a testdrive.
Across 25. Type of water-lily (5)
1. A load-petrol makes it!
(5)
4. Fleets (7)
Down
1. A moth repellent (7)
2. Fictitious land of
Union Elections
8. Correcting exercises, romance (9) Congratulations to the latest recruit to the Executive team. Equal Opportunities Officer
perhaps (7) 3. A narcotic (5) Gareth Harmer was voted in to the position of Technology Ensures that the equal opp’s policy is upheld - race, sex,
9. Aromatic herb (5) 4. Infuriates (6) officer at last weeks Studen Council. Union Executive age, sexual orientation, HIV status and special needs.
10. Strike-a great success! 5. Games-they can sudden- Committee is a group of students, elected by students, to help Works closely with the Overseas’ Student Secretary,
(3) ly become alight! (7) run the Union and give guidance to the 5 sabbatical officers. Women’s, Post-Graduate and Mature Students’ Officers to
11. Ceremonial parade - 6. A period of time (3) There are loads of different positions on “Exec”, from monitor correct representation and advise on policy. Ideal
when April’s here? (5,4) 7. A Flat piece of material Environmental Officer to Stage Manager, and we all meet for someone who enjoys a bit of campaigning!
13. Dismissed at cricket - (5) once a fortnight to discuss issues, prioritise Union business
for being too slow! (3,3) 12. Correction (9)
and have a drink. There are a few vacant Exec positions Women’s Officer
15. Send to (anag.) - a for- 14. Stringed instrument (7)
eign port (6) 16. Depart from the main remaining. There’s something for everyone, and it’s darn Protects Women’s interests at University, in terms of child-
18. Taking dimensions (9) subject (7) good for your CV. If you’re successfully elected onto Exec, care, welfare, education and safety. Liaise with national
20. To follow closely (3) 17. Fish-one that’s sleeping! then you can also take part in an accreditation scheme, equiv- women’s organisations on matters of concern, and report
21. Mournful song (5) (6) alent to 2 credits at NVQ level 4 - well worth having. It’s run back to exec and Student Council.
23. One who has a patron 18. King with the golden by the Skills Development programme, in conjunction with
(7) touch (5) the Surrey Open College Federation, and involves keeping
24. Part of animal - unsuit- 19. Murmur angrily (5) records of what you do during your elected time, and giving
Returning Officer and 2 deputies
able for making a silk purse! 22. untrained - war’s com- a short presentation at the end of the year. Jointly responsible for making sure all the elections for the
(4,3) ing up! (3) sabbatical officers and any referendums, go smoothly (??).
The vacant positions are:
Good for you if you like organising, and have some ideas
Solution to no. 79 General Secretary
Across: 1.wicks 4.marshal 8.largest 9.strip 10.cran for this year’s elections. Don’t forget it’s also an
Helps out the Union Chairperson with the Student Council NUS referendum year this time!
11.Jonathan 13.bandit 14.closed 18.jodhpurs 20.zinc
22.levee 23.bumpkin 24.perusal 25.tarry meetings; assists the Internal Affairs officer sort out and If you want more advise or information please see any of
Down: 1. Wolf-cub 2.certain 3.seem 4.motion 5.rascally manage all the clubs and societies and gets involved with the Union or sabbatical officers. Nomination forms are
6.harsh 7.lupin 12.limpness 15.sticker 16.decency 17.tribal External Affairs such as NUS liaison, Community action, available from the presidents’ office, and nominations stay
18.julep 19.Dover 21.smut etc. Helps if you’re good at writing and wording, as you’ll open until the post has been filled.
Crossword compiled by Jeff Blackham have to do minutes, agendas, etc.
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Martin Bigpig
Surrey Pride
Tai Chi, My Experience bers. This years new fat boys includ-
ed “Homer” (a.k.a. mad psychotic
My first experience of Tai Chi Chuan (full ren- aggression, this is the aim of the Tai Chi train- Canadian, favourite TV programme
dering of Tai Chi), came one morning as I woke ing. The core of this training is the Tai Chi South Park (for the artistic con-
with a terrible hangover, the result of another form. The form is a series of movements per- tent)), “Yeti” (Statistics huge:
night of excess. The sun had not long risen and formed in a set pattern. This pattern is spe- “damn I can’t strain my neck any
the land was brand new, still covered in itswrap- cially designed to gently work the body, sys- further” by “is that a car you’re hid-
ping of fresh dew, there upon the grass my tematically.opening joints and gently working ing behind your back?”), and “The
friend; an oriental; was practicinghis Tai Chi. muscles. It is performed as a meditation and King” (Apparently rockin’ an’
His movements were slow, precise and with a often has a very soothing effect on the mind. rollin’ his way back from the dead to
natural flow, they were light and graceful and aid us on our crusade). The ranks of
yet had a solid earthy quality to them that was I am not naturally very gifted at sports and non fat boy players has been equally
unlike anydance that I had ever seen. At that have avoided competitive activities because of well swelled (cheerleaders could
time my life was filled with excess; drinking, a lack of confidence in my physical abilities. I help further…), but lacking a whole
drugs smoking, either to little sleep or to much- found the environment of the Tai Chi class page to write on I won’t mention
sleep, stressful relationships and needless anxi- verycomfortable, a place where you could any of them this time.
ety. His practice seemed balanced andwhole- develop skills at your own pace, where ability The Glorious rout of Kent 1997 (how many touch downs was that Dan?)Picture: Chris Pye.
some; it instantly appealed to me.My friend’s is nurtured rather than drummed in to you. Tai Anyone interested in playing
A month before our first match things are looking up. should come training to the varsity 12:00 on Sundays
English was not good and I didnot manage to Chi is by and large a non-competitive activ-
From the sideline the coaches can be heard mumbling or 19:00 Tuesdays. All you need is trainers or boots,
learn much from him, we were both travelling ityand there is none of the belts or gradings
about having a more developed team than at the same shorts and a old t-shirt. Alternatively talk to any of us
and it was not long before we parted company, that are to be found in other martial arts.
time last year, and varsity staff complain that we lumbering around campus. Cheerleaders should
but I did not forget what I had seen. Some time When you participate you do so for your own
never use to need this many changing rooms. So all in apply to “Nice guy” Dave (it’s ironic) at
after arriving back in England I started going to benefit, no one else is going to pressure you to
all American football has got off to an excellent start. me61ds@surrey.ac.uk . For the rest of you we’ll see
local classes. succeed.
We are yet to play our first match, and eagerly await- you down the Ram on Thursday. Thanks to all the
ing our first outing, to obliterate the Bristol Bullets guys who have come down to training this season.
Tai Chi is one of a family of martial arts known It has been four years since my first Tai Chi
(Away 8th November). By Marcus Mayers Stingers President (don’t ask
as internal arts. Ba gua, Xing I, and Chi Gong lesson, and the enjoyment that it gives me has
The team has picked up a better than usual quota of about my moniker..)
are also of the same family. The main princible steadily increased. I practice every day and
freshers, and a surprising number of other new mem-
involved in using Tai Chi as a means of self- would hate to miss one.
defense is to yield to force in such a way as to
unbalance our attackerwhile remaining balanced To learn Tai Chi it is very important to find a
University of Surrey MHC 5 Croydon MO 2
and in a position to counter the attack. This is good teacher. I have been fortunate enough to Despite a greatly improved performance, the sec- stitutions in the 15th minute Surrey took the lead by
far easier totalk about than to actually do, but have met Aarvo Tucker and have studied with onds slumped to a narrow defeat against poor oppo- James after a fine string of passes.
that does not matter because the training that him for the last year. Aarvo himself has lived sition. However, the result does not give a true
gives the long-term practitioner this ability is with and learned from two great masters dur- reflection of a game which Surrey just shaded in At half time, further substitutions and a reshuffle left
very good for your physical health and mental ing his fifteen years in the Far East. He is terms of territorial advantage. Unfortunately the ball Surrey caught out by a more adventurous and cre-
well being. To be able to yield to attack and so nowpassing on his knowledge and skill at local was lost twice during promising attacks and with ative Brighton who equalised and shortly after went
to effectively use the Tai Chi movements in self classes. If you would like to find out more swift maneouvres (and a lucky deflection off a post) ahead as Surrey looked to regain the initiative. The
defense means that the practitioner must have aboutTai Chi, Ba gua, or Chi Gong you can Brighton gleefully took advantage of both opportu- rest of the half saw Surrey mount frequent attacks
acute awareness of his own body alignment talk to James at the Union food and bev. office nities. Both teams had started well with Rookie but, despite some poor clearances from Brighton,
(good posture) and the ability to remain relaxed or phone Aarvo and Mei Chi on 01428 goalkeeper, Mike {Good nickname - Sports Ed.}, we were unable to strike back.
in body and mind unflustered by some one else’s 741044. making a crucial save early on. Soon after two sub- Ed Groenhart
Ladies Take A Shoeing , Slugger Takes A Fall Surrey Seconds Edged Out By Brighton
Surrey MHC 2nd XI 1 Brighton MHC 2nd XI 2
Farnborough Ladies FC 11 USWFC 2
Following a late change in our start time we managed 2-1 to Surrey.
Last Wednesday afternoon The game began at a furious lined as substitute keeper to get 2 teams, and 2 umpires at the Varsity for 2:45 When our Captain returned to the field of play (full
saw the Uni Womens pace with Farnborough look- Rowena played magnificent- (no Julia nobody is blaming you). We were of course of remorse), Croydon’s numerical advantage was, of
Football Club travel to ing very capable indeed. It ly to only let two more goals early enough to watch the girls beat their opposition. course now gone. Surrey began to “Boss” the match.
Farnborough in a fantastic took all the concentration of in. Across the midfield Erika Despite the absence of their inspirational skipper, Goals from the BMX Bandit, Freshie and Sumo’s
display of organisational the Surrey back four to keep looked superb, Lene was Margi “The blonde fist” Clarke. It appears Emma memorable “Drag Flick?????” (Pitched short of a
prowess which crowned them the score goalless over the solid and wingers Di and had an early morning rendezvous at the clinic. length catching the keeper coming forward).
Best Organised and first ten minutes but when the Hannah worked hard for Elsa
Administered Club at last Farnborough number 11 fired and Charlotte up front. First When Croydon arrived I was amazed at the sheer The score was now 5-1, with Croydon grabbing a
years Colours Ball. Taking in a shot from 8 yards there choice keeper Clare came size of their team. I instantly began to worry about late consolation goal. However it was inevitable that
with them two famed bas- was nothing that our keeper back on at right wing in the some of our smaller members of the team. My con- Surrey would take the points. The season therefore
tions of Surrey Sport as dri- could do. 1-0. Surrey came second half and looked cerns were justified as for the first 10 minutes they bodes well. Following last week’s draw with a team
ver and reserve referee (Curly back firing however, and inspired fuelling speculation preceded to use their physical advantage breaking we had always lost to, and this week’s victory over
still awaits cruel revenge!!), egged on by a fine band of that this may be her natural down play whenever they lost possession. Once a team, which our games had always resulted in
support was gauranteed in a travelling support we position. The rest of the game more inconsistency reared it’s ugly head. Following draws. Dare I say it, surely Europe Beckons?
manner typifying all that is equalised as Di poked the ball past without too much further Jan’s dismissal last week for a tackle from behind
Surrey Pride. Stopping at the home from two yards. 1-1. incident except for Slugger’s every Croydon challenge appeared to have that ori- Finally, after last week’s article, when I strived to
Varsity to pick up a whistle Within minutes Surrey Nobbie Styles like challenges gin. These bully boy tactics however proved to be to make ambiguous the identity of the “mystery
(Russel, tuck your shirt in!) remarkably went 2-1 up as a and Curly getting a knock on no avail as the guile and cunning of Dirky our for- Football Birrrrrd”. I was confronted by her and told
the journey to Farnborough long ball from the midfield her knee and a bruise that eign import soon saw Surrey’s Pride 1 up. “it was obvious that it was me, everybody now
bordered on the comical as was beautifully headed past she’s very proud of! knows what I’ve been up to!!!”. This was of course
Slugger James navigated the the Farnborough keeper by With 15 minutes gone Croydon’s 6 foot 4 Centre never my intention and I’m sure that not everybody
route with all the accuracy one of her defenders. At 2-1 The disappointing result did Forward “Knobbled” our 5 foot 4 Centre Back who knew it was you. Notwithstanding this, I offer my
and precision of a concrete and looking quite fluent in nothing to dampen the girls had just returned from injury. Our veteran was told sincerest apologies to Holly James (all enquiries to
elephant tiptoeing through the middle of the park, the spirits, unlike the magnificent to warm up. Soon thrust into the “action areas” be sent to Guildford PO Box 502/605).
the Tulips. Surrey support dared to hope culinary hospitality offered Foggy 04/10 it was clear to me that our teams man Edgar Barnes Wallace.
for a victory. Alas, it wasnt to by Farnborough (anyone for marking was as poor as a Union based Tattooist on
Finally arriving at the venue, be. pizza?? - 1 slice per person), Charter Ball night. Despite this Sumo added another
we found that Surrey no and the songs on the journey goal and Surrey appeared to be coasting.
longer needed to provide a Cheered on from the adjoin- home made a football and
referee as Farnborough had ing playground of a local pri- rugby player with ten years of Croydon to their credit dug in deep. Our ageing
confirmed that they had one mary school, Farnborough Surrey between them blush Libero under constant pressure appeared to lose the
to the Sports Office on soon began to dominate and like a Fresher at intro week. ability of hitting the ball, with 3 bouncing bombs
Monday. This was a shock to as the goals rained in it took Many thanks to Boy Davis being hit “Damnbuster” style (sorry for the painful
all of the team (or so we every ounce of Surrey Pride for driving here there and memory Gutsy).
believed at the time!) and to keep the girls chins up of everywhere throughout the
profuse apologies were their chests. With a half time day (and night!), and hats off A rash noisy challenge by Jan led to a stern talking
accepted with offers to run score of 9-2, skipper Foghorn to Slugger who enjoyed her to by Tony the Umpire, and all Surrey’s “house
the line (if only I’d known the Wright had a lot to do at the day so much she didnt even points” for their controlled disciplined Hockey were
truth then!). The teams ran break to focus the team on the need to get in to Bojanglez to gone. Moments later our captain put in an unneces-
out with Surrey sporting their positive aspects of their per- go home, break a window and sary challenge (perhaps his mind was focused on the
away ‘Inter Milan’ kit whislt formance. And their were hide in the Electricity cup- 18:40 to Cardiff). This challenge was later than the
the home side wore the elab- quite a few - honest! board for half the night. payment of Scouser’s match fees. Resulting in the
orate fluorescence of Dangerbird! skipper spending 10 minutes behind the goal.
Borrussia Dortmund and a Some great performances in
fantastic afternoon of the second half from back Reserve Referee and Weds Following a superb individual goal by Croydon’s
European total football was four Clare P., Holly, Rachel Fixture Secretary Centre Half, which even had the umpire applauding,
anticipated. and Hannah W. were under- Advisor/Killer meant the teams went in at half time with the score