Custom Cards Against Humanity `s pack (Part 6 )

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Profanity laced rap
music.

Shirt, no pants like

Winnie the Pooh.

Selling drugs to pay

for seminary.

I'VE BEEN
DRINKING GREEN
TEA ALL DAY!

Starting a Kickstarter
to nuke Haiti.

Betting on the nigger

fighting league that is
the NBA.

Doing cocaine with

Jon 'Bones' Jones.

Spongebob's thigh
gap.

Maury: "You said you

didn't _______, and
the lie detector said
that was false."

During a blowjob, pull

out early and jizz on
her face.

My children's piggy
bank

a mother fucking
sorcerer

Ian Watkins' glorious

paedo beard.

PK Face :]

RogersBase

Alan Cumming's
rouged nipples.

Neil Patrick Harris.

A Big Gulp full of

diarrhea

Felching

preschool students
that refuse to wipe
their own bum.

Reaching climax to
the Billy Gillman
Christmas album

Reaching climax to
the Billy Gillman
Christmas album

A crazy Indian lady's

curry-scented poonani

Seth MacFarlane's
manly dickhole

Seth MacFarlane's
manly dickhole

Finding a socially
acceptable outlet for
your nymphomania

Resisting the urge to

slap your mom with a
dildo covered in hot
sauce.

Not wanting to shit at

school

Swords

Big roach dick

Surprise funerals

Whipping front to back

Donuts with dad at the

orphan shelter

straight pube

Lesbian sex with

Natalie Portman in
Black Swan

Jason York

Generic grape soda

so awful you swear
it's Barney's cum.

A train made entirely

of hate.

Fergason

A cleavagey slutbomb
walking around going,
'Ooh, check me out.
I'm wicked cool. I'm
five-by-five'

John McCain's Barack

Obama

Lucky Charms with

Islamic Terroristflavored
marshmellows

Big Dick Black

Mrs. Incredible with a

burning vaginal rash

A bad blowjob by a
gay Nosferatu

Soup made from

badger buggers

A mohel with
Parkinson disease

A proctologist with
elephantiasis in his
fingers

Magnum, P.I.

Megan.

A gluten-free pizza
that tastes like the
cardboard box it came
in.

Betty White.

The leftover cocaine

from that time Charlie
Sheen partied with
those Asian hookers

Denifukt'er

Y'know the perv

stalking Eliza Doolittle
on the street where
she lived in "My Fair
Lady?" Well, his tiny,
bent penis.

Borg cunt

Twenty Five.

Skye

Terani Harris.

A bucket of Jews

Drowning the
Stepdaughter

Mongo

A Hostess Twinkie
filled with Hyena jizz

A frozen clitsicle

Niggers

Gay

Everything

Nothing

Lube

Mother Theresa

A bitch

A really nice guy

Fuck you, that's why!

Fuck

Dogging

Faggots

A sexually active
Toyota Prius

12000 ants

A too cheery anime

protagonist

A quietly sobbing
parakeet

An anticlimactic bass
drop

Slightly expired yogurt

Do the Harlem Shuffle

Do the Shake n Vac

Meddling with those

pesky kids

I'm out of good cards

so this is literally my
last hope, like Luke
Skywalker in Star
Wars Episode IV.

Grandfather Hand and

The Furious Five

Dropping the Cosby

kids off at the pool

My ass

Nigger on a rape
charge

Jew at a charity gig

Muslim with a
backpack

A gypsy with a
Vauxhall Cavalier

Sex between teachers

and their students

Jade Goody's
cancerous corpse

Nervously accepting
an invitation to a pool
party at Michael
Barrymore's house.

Hannah Dunn's moldy

vagina.

Seeing your father's

vinegar strokes

Vinegar strokes

Carly Moulton

A Gassy Antelope

The Wild Packs Office

Shutup Meg!

Spotted dick

Death by farts

Nani and Andy

Jacobson

Sex with a minor.

Barbed Wire Dildo

Dianna Agron

Truffle Butter

BEARLY CARDS
AGAINST HUMANITY

Valve

Lord Gaben

Seduce me!

Pop It! Don't Drop It!

The Invisible Men

Team Fortress 2

Cardigan cancer

Gerund envy

Snowballing with
Miley Cyrus

That video

Insuring you own ass.

Selena Gomez

Your Mom !

Slightly sticky toffee

bar wrappers.

When a turd so big it

feels like the baby
crowned

Darth Vader ass

fucking Leia while
yelling "Who's your
daddy?"

Snuggling up with
donated organs just to
feel close to
someone.

Both vomiting and

crapping during the
middle of a ride on a
roller coaster.

A bag of hammers.

A blow-up sex doll

that really likes you,
but just wants to be
friends.

A fatal case of crotch

rot.

Trista Busch

Board games

Mike Bowers

The Greek Prime

Minister.

A Reece hand

Nigel Farage
Buttchugging a Keg

ALAN!!!

Lito Lapid

a repulsive urge for

butts

Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Game

My Internet search
history.

A drink called The Bill

Cosby; I could tell you
whats in it but you
wont remember in the
morning

Hobbit porn starring

Dildo Backends

Uneven winged
eyeliner.

Shaving your armpits

but not your legs.

Used tissues

Orthodox christians

Forgetting to do extra
credit

Benyamin's Mom

An Auschwitz theme
park.

Blank.

Cobra whiskey and

ladyboys

Dyslexa.

Chip Ivie

Jake's flaccid penis

Dating Augustus
Waters for his 1 free
wish.

The Captain breaking

Maria's behymen
while humming "My
Favorite Things"

A colostomy bag full

of tadpoles

A pretty version of
Amy Winehouse

Hermione Granger
and Joni Mitchell
wrestling naked in a
pool of chocolate
pudding

The chunky blue

water in a airplane
toilet

An erection that lasts

for more than four
hours

Shitting red bricks

with a thin veneer

The Gingerbread Man

with a Twizzler woody

Waking up and finding

the head of a
Clydesdale and a
golden lab puppy in
your bed

Waiting until the stop

light to pick my nose

Google it!

Performing niggardly
but sublime acts

Having an unnatural
hatred of anyone
named Mohammed or
Jim

Members of the Dirty

Sanchez Olympic
Team

Your gynecologist,
who now performs
pap smears with a 24"
two-headed dildo

Weighing yourself,
then popping a big
butt zit, and then
weighing yourself
again

Teaching Jan and

Cindy Brady to shave

Playing "Between the

Sheets" with the Pope
during a high mass

Carly Adkins

Adam Scott

The Suicidal Hoover

Misty finally fucking

Ash.

A skankosaurus

Being higher than the

state of Colorado

A puppet show of the

holocaust

Joe Camel Toe

Blackbeard the Oyster

MAX'S EROTIC
NOVELS

RAWR

Tom selleck

Moustache rides

Forgetting to do extra
credit

Dolly Madison's tasty

HooHoo

Trying to vote only for

Barack Obama's while
half

Naming your new

kitty, Pussy Clitty

Christopher Quinn

The blood crusted

slime of a used anal
bead

Erik's driving

Going to confession
and getting the priest
that giggles

Osama Bin Laden's

third favorite wife, now
having to look for a
job

Osama bin Laden,

world Hide n' Seek
champion.

Jesus letting some kid

die because his photo
only got 997 likes.

Scouting for porn

stars at a high school
graduation.

White supremacists
who refuse to eat
brown M&Ms.

A Pirate-Ninja -RobotZombie.

A meat toboggan.

Cumming, Mother!

Lucky!

Marty McFly's life

preserver.

And his name is

JOOOHHHNNN
CENA!!! (DEE-DEDE-DEEEE)

Gwyneth Paltrow's
severed head in a box

Piss bitch.

Cock-wombles.

A gang-bang with
angry smurfs.

Sexy sexy tentacles.

Brian Blessed.

Skeletor

Yoda's weird little

green penis

My sister's dead
pussy

Using your own tears

as lube

ass butter

making tea with the

blood of your enemies

Being a two-timing
whore

Left Shark

Being so gay that you

sweat glitter

Fucking a patient's
incision during open
heart surgery

Rowan Blundell

Sinan Ozbay

Jose Alberto Spano

strippers and blow

Rolling balls on
Ecstasy

You will wake up in

Estonia

It's Snowing on Mt.

Fuji

Louie Jones

Holy Shit.

Frank Underwood

Too much garlic.

100,000 dollars,
alcohol, and 4 weeks
of vacation.

Not a good enough

reason to use the
word "penetrate"

Granny panties

PURPLE SHIt
STAINS

Purple white in
grandma's eye's

Jrmy Pnelet!

Tongue punching your

fart box.

Elizabeth's slightly
hairy, snaggle-toothed
vagina.

Popcorn Bucket Wank

Dog cum

Teeth full of shit

Jane Goodall's hairy,

gorilla pussy

Cherry boys

dsaff

Spock on a unicorn.

Tommy

Sam Babayan's
passion for fruit.

Brooke likes it when

JB does

Because Lorelei said

it was ok.

Haskell.

A flock of seagulls
that mistakes your
penis for a French Fry

a cereal box full of

scorpions

a greased up
Scotsman

Becoming a
superhero by killing
your parents

getting Aids from

chewing gum found
under the table at a
Subway

kill ALL humans

A bigger dick then

Long Dick Johnson,
and he had a long
fucking dick, thus, the
name.

The people who

jumped on 9/11

The erotic shower

scene from
Schindler's List

This is kkpl now give

me something stupid.

Writing my second
letter to a girl, and I
already used up my
A-material

Big Fat Ugly BugFaced Baby-Eating

O'Brian

The Dark Side

Penis man vs the

hooded condom

Stand in front of this,

open that, pull down
this, bend over,
spread apart that, turn
your head that way,
cough."

I dreamt it was the

last day of school

Now quiet! They're

about to announce the
lottery numbers

If I could gouge out

somebody else's eyes
and shove them into
my sockets I would

A glow in the dark butt

plug

That's a lie and you

know it!

synthesizing a
laxative from peas
and carrots.

A sleazy male
stripper.

Working like a
Japanese beaver.

That dead body they

found behind the
mayor's house

Amanda Huggenkiss

Maybe your standards

are too high!

As usual, a knifewielding maniac has

shown us the way.

Ivana Tinkle

It's not easy to juggle

a pregnant wife and a
troubled child

Suspect is hatless.
Repeat, hatless.

guys in red pajamas

sticking pitchforks in
my butt!

I swear to you baby, I

can prescribe
anything.

I ate a jar of expired

olives.

shriek like a woman

and keep sobbing
until he turns away in
disgust.

One trick is to tell

stories that don't go
anywhere.

I ate those fancy

soaps you bought for
the bathroom.

I'm an old man, I hate

everything but
Matlock.

Watch Fox and be

damned for all
eternity.

Making out with your

best friend

Grant Ward

Pervy Patrick

a bigger, glowier glow

in the dark butt plug

The biggest, glowiest

glow in the dark butt
plug

Butters butters-ing on
the street.

Searching for African

Slaves on Amazon
Prime.

Trees sucking at
tolerance

Jim Cantore

Fifty Shades of Grey

the Musical

Fifty Shades of Grey

the Musical

You're Dogs
Testicales

A single plum floating

in perfume served in a
man's hat.

The Erotic Adventures

of Hercules

Raping an entire
village of women then
make them eat there
own children.

The Fox Network has

sunk to a new low.

There's no law
against mailing
threatening letters.

I shall send you to

heaven before I send
you to hell.

I'll never wiggle my

bare butt in public
again.

I, for one, welcome

our new insect
overlords.

I'm gonna smooch like

a mule eating an
apple!

Pingas.

The twenty dead Irish

immigrants cemented
into the foundation of
the Brooklyn Bridge.

Holding in a poop you

know will hurt.

Cutting while listening

to Radiohead.

Crushed Dead
Babies.

Dykes.

Being lulled to sleep

by the smooth voice
of Terry Cruise.

Adam Sandler's
yearly box office
disaster.

Princess Leia in a
threesome with
Ewoks

Birthday? Birthday.

test

Allison will you go to

prom with me? Andrew

The Biggest, Blackest

Ritual EQUIPMENT
(Special) If at any
point in the game you
have the cards; A Big
Black Dick, A Bigger
Blacker Dick and The
Biggest Blackest Dick
you may immediately
claim this card. In
doing so; you win the
game. Note: You are
not required to do this
immediately, you may
interrupt someones
victory by presenting
your Black Dicks.

Donkey Sex: The

Most Bizarre Tradition

Sunshine and
Erections

A shockingly realistic
reenactment of The
Game of Thrones.

Having a cheeky tug

whilst watching songs
of praise

Hairy vaginas

The Ancient Aztec

God of BITCH
SMACKING!!!

A filthy bilge rat

ABC's failed sitcom,

'Jeffrey Dahmer and
Greg'.

Your favorite
childhood stuffed
animal coming to life,
but turning out to be a
massive racist.

'Yabba Dabba Doin'

It!: The Bedrocking
Memoirs of Fred
Flintstone.'

Bucky Hens letters

gaping anus