MAILBOXING

How to Aquire Credit CardsHow to use Credit Cards You've aquired

What precautions to take to not get caught
This is a file I feel many people may find interesting and educational.
This is for entertainment purposes only. I do not suggest this, or do I practic
e this. I hope you enjoy this file for you "entertainment purposes".
The number one way I have found in the past for aqquiring credit cards, beside
s getting a job with the credit card agency or the post office, is mailboxing.
This is a time-honored tradition of going out late at night and finding quiet re
sidential neighborhoods to get credit cards from. Upper-class and suburban neig
hbor-hoods are suggested. Once you have found an good, quiet neighborhood, wait
until it is far past sunset. Remember not to choose a neighborhood with a lot
of teenage kids. I would not suggest entering the neighborhood after one in the
morning, and before five in the morning. As you probably know, it is easy to f
orget to get your mail when you get home. It is also easy to stay away somewher
e for a few days- forgetting to get someone to bring in the mail and the paper.
(A bunch of newspapers in front of the house is a good sign!). So as you can s
ee, in a neighborhood of 100 homes- there are going to be a shitload of houses w
ith mail still in the box. Go from mailbox to mailbox cleaning out everything w
ithin. This may frequently result in a letter from oh say "American Express", "
Master Charge", "Discover Card", "Diners Club", or "Visa". The possibilities ar
e endless when you count the numerous cards such as "Best Buy", "Express/Structu
re", "Automatic Teller Machine Cards w/codes", exc., exc. Let's just say you do
n't find any of these "Lucky" letters- There are still people who mail cash, sen
d out credit card numbers, and give out other important goodies. Don't be disco
uraged by a package (letter) without a big name on it. If you look care fully,
many of the credit card agencies are now marking their letters with very discree
t lettering in the return address (to cut down on credit card theft). If you ca
n't see the possibilities in "Mailboxing" by now, you probably need a testostero
ne (or estrogen) shot. The possibilities are endless!
Yea! Now I have a credit card. What the hell do I do now? There are several
different ways to use an unmarked credit card. First sign the name of the user
in your handwriting on the blank. That covers the hassle of trying to forge th
eir hand writing. You now have a credit card that you can use almost anywhere!
Worried about it being reported as stolen? The beauty of mailboxing is: They
won't know it's stolen if they don't know they have it!.
Your first purchase should be small, just to check it out. To make sure the car
d is activated: go to a gas station with the credit card machine on the pump. T
his saves the hassle of having Billy Ray from security jump your ass (just in ca
se). If there are no visible cameras, what the hell, fill'er up!
Now you have an active card that you can use anywhere and a tank of gas! If the
machine says "please see cashier", you should leave immeadiatly. The cashier w
on't know the card is stolen unless you take it inside. If you know the credit
limit (say $2500), try very hard not to spend over 25% of it at one store (in th
is case, $625). If that's not descent cash, I don't know what is (Of course I n
ever have any money). This card should last for at least 2 weeks on minor purch
ases (restaurants, clothes, food, small stuff).
Some cards even come with an ATM number along with the credit limit! I don't re
commend making more than one big purchase, or the credit agency will catch on re
al quick and call the owners. If they do report it stolen, and you don't have t
ime to check your trusty card at the gas station- you risk getting caught. Many
times an owner who has received a stolen credit card call from their local agen
cy will issue a card pickup. If this happens, the person at the store you are t
rying to use it at will just take your card. If the card is reported stolen (af
ter you've bought that new stereo and pentium server, and all the other stuff yo
u dreamed of having) The people in the store will try and stall you and sometim

es call security. This is when you tell them you cannot stay and are in a hurry
. "Uh, there must be some mistake. I bet this is one of the guys at work playi
ng another practical joke." Get out of the store pretty quickly (haul ass MF!)
Try not to make stupid mistakes and you won't have to cross that bridge. In ei
ther case, the credit card agency might ask to talk to you. When the phone is h
anded to you, no matter what the other line says, say "Yes, Yes, O.K. I understa
nd. O.K. thanks, alright bye." Then place the phone down- don't let the storep
erson touch it and GET OUT!
There are many other possibilities with this beautiful tool (the credit card),
but I am only going to list one of the most simple. Remember those phone sex n
umbers and other junk advertised on TV? Well, on a warm day go to an open phone
booth with a door- and have fun. Don't use your own phone, it can be traced.
And don't use 1-900, because they will charge the phone your on, not the credit
card.
I hope you have enjoyed this little brochure, or documentary, on credit card t
heft. Remember, this is only for entertainment purposes only.