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At long last!

Dale Borgen finally did it. He popped his first-ever perfect

game (300) in Tuesday NIght Mens bowling on lanes 7 & 8
at El Cor Del Lanes, in which he and his wife Donna have
owned and operated since 1996 (21 years this January).
The 300 occurred on his final game of the evening. Was he
nervous? You know, I really wasnt, he said, as he had
been knocking on the door three previous times in the past,
once with a 298 and hitting the 299 twice. Dale, bowling

on the Scottie Express Wash team, also added that one of

his favorite songs the country tune It Wont Go Down
was blazing on the juke box and he was relaxed in that
10th frame. In fact, as soon as he released 12th and final
ball, he knew he had it. It might have been just a wee bit
right, but I knew it was in the pocket, he said. And when
all the pins did go down, the place erupted. The 300 also
helped to cap off a dandy 736 series. Congrats, Dale!

Todays the day to get em moved

Nov. 23 - Dec. 1

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Two factory workers
are talking. The woman
says, I can make the boss
give me the day off.
The man replies, And
how would you do that?

The woman says, Just
wait and see. She then
hangs upside down from the
ceiling.

The boss comes in and
says, What are you doing?

The woman replies, Im
a light bulb.
The boss then says,
Youve been working so
much that youve gone
crazy. I think you need to
take the day off.

The man starts to follow
her and the boss says,
Where are you going?

The man says, Im
going home, too. You cant
expect me to work in the
dark!

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Soup: Clam Chowder Chili

Specials:

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Breakfast Pizza Tri Tater
Juice Milk
Lunch
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Glasgow Police Chief Bruce Barstad is reminding

Glasgow residents that city ordinance doesnt allow
recreational vehicles and campers to be parked on city
streets now through the end of March. This is a seasonal
ordinance which is in effect from December 1st through
the end of March.
Also a reminder that vehicles parked on city streets
or allies must be moved after five days. Extension
permits are available for up to 14 days.
If you have any questions, call the Glasgow Police
Department.

November Weather Wrap-up

Temperatures for November were well above

normal, but the month was drier than normal, according
to the National Weather Service in Glasgow.
In fact, it was the 5th warmest November on record.
Just 0.06 of an inch of precipitation fell in Glasgow
during the month, which was 0.34 inch below normal.
The highest amount fell on the 14th with 0.06 inch, and
this was also the only measurable rainfall of the month.
Light snow was recorded on three days of the month,
although only a trace was recorded on each of these
instances.
The average temperature for the month was 39.8
degrees, which was 10.5 degrees warmer than normal.
The average high was 50.6 degrees, with an average low
of 29.1 degrees. The warmest temperature of the month
was 67 degrees which was reached on the 3rd and the
9th. The coldest temperature of the month was 21
degrees reached on five days: the 17th, 18th, 19th, 26th,
and 30th. Worthy to note, this is the only November on
record in which the low temperature did not drop below
20 degrees. Previously, the warmest low temperature
during November was 18 degrees, which occurred in
1999 and 1962.
The wind gusted to 30 mph or greater on 11 days,
with a peak wind of 48 mph on the 6th.
Looking ahead to this month, normal high
temperatures in December start out in the lower 30s
with lows in the lower teens. By the end of the month,
normal highs are in the lower 20s with lows in the mid
single digits. So it will be interesting in looking ahead
to the December Weather Wrap-up to see how next
weeks temperatures, forecast to be below 10 for highs
by Tuesday, will come into play.
Moisture for the month of December averages 0.38
of an inch with an average snowfall of 8.0 inches.

Holiday & Scandinavian

Vintage Christmas
Open House
December 1, 2, & 3
Open 10 - 4

Bake Sale

The pink door across from McDonalds

* Vintage Christmas Dcor:

Table Linens, Pictures & Furniture

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Glasgow

* Gift Ideas for the Antique Lover on your list.

* Rustic & Primitive Items
* Salvage for the DIYer

Door Prizes
Refreshments Served

Collection
for Block of
Bucks Friday

Just knowing the weather right around the corner cold,

cold, cold beginning Monday night weve got lots of
kids here in Valley County in need of some warm winter
clothing. Please find it in your heart and make a plan to
swing through downtown Glasgow on Friday and give
what you can to a worthy call: the annual Block of Bucks,
sponsored by the Glasgow Soroptimists and assisted
by the Montana National Guard and Glasgow Student
Council. Childrens shopping happens on Saturday.
Tonight: A 20 percent chance of snow showers. Cloudy,
with a low around 20. North wind around 5 mph becoming
calm in the evening.

Friday: Cloudy through mid morning, then gradual clearing,

with a high near 31. West wind 5 to 7 mph.
Friday Night: Increasing clouds, with a low around 21.
Southeast wind around 7 mph.

Saturday: A chance of rain and snow showers before noon,

then a slight chance of rain showers between noon and
4pm, then a slight chance of rain and snow showers after
4pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 39. South wind 6 to 15
mph becoming west in the afternoon. Winds could gust as
high as 21 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 24. West
wind 8 to 10 mph.

Sunday: A slight chance of rain and snow between 11am

and 3pm, then a slight chance of snow after 3pm. Mostly
cloudy, with a high near 36. Southwest wind 6 to 8 mph.
Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 26.

Tuesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 10.

Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 8.

Saturday, Dec. 3, 2016

9:00 am - 12 Noon
First Lutheran Church

641 2nd Ave. N., Glasgow 406-228-4862

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BUZZIFIEDS
COUNCIL ON AGING is having a flea market Saturday, December 3, from
9am-1pm. FOR TABLE RENTAL, TO DONATE OR MORE INFORMATION
PLEASE CALL VICKY AT 228-9500
BUZZ
DOLORES MATUSKA will have 18 dolls and a great inventory of outfits
at the Senior Center on Sat. Dec. 3rd. from 9 to 2:30. This will be the last
sale before Christmas. Be sure to come by and put your name in for the
drawing (doll and outfit). No purchase necessary. For sales you can always
CALL ME AT 406-263-5553. Pictures of all my inventory are available
on request.
BUZZ
DOG HOUSES: solid wood built, wind baffle entry, fill up with warm bedding
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BUZZ
HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS NEEDED: Valley View Home is looking
to hire Nurses and CNAs. Schedule is flexible. Long Term Care experience
is preferred. Benefits available. Applications are available at the business
office or local Job Service. PLEASE CONTACT KARLY KRUCKENBERG,
ADMINISTRATOR, FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BUZZ
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bookkeepers, managers. Join a team of forward thinkers, challenged by
ideas and stimulating growth in downtown Glasgow. 406-228-2800
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TO GIVE AWAY: Lexmark Printer with extra ink. Needs new print head,
$30 on line. Flavor Wave Turbo cooker, like new, asking $25. They sell for
$100, would make a good gift. CALL 228-9729

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December 2nd
2:00PM - 3:30PM

Music by Dudley and the Deadbeats

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December 2-4

Fri. - 7pm Montana Bar

Sat. - 12pm Elks
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Nov. 30 - Dec. 6, 2016

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Sea Pak 8 - 18 oz. Select Varieties

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Before your too Damned Old

As we enter the final month of 2016, heres a little poem
for yall:
Another year has passed and were all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand about Living in the Past
We used to go to weddings, football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes, and after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers, from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches and while the night away.
We used to go out dining, and couldnt get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags, come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses from riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs and drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night and watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
before youre too damned old!
Montanas license plates (non-vanity) start with a
number between 1 and 56, with the numbers being each
countys population rank back in 1930. The first eight
counties were, #1 Silver Bow (Butte), #2 Cascade (Great
Falls), #3 Yellowstone (Billings) #4 Missoula, #5 Lewis
& Clark (Helena), #6 Gallatin (Bozeman), #7 Flathead
(Kalispell), and #8 Fergus (Lewistown).
Only counties #1 through #4 were accurate; the
other 52 counties were numbered in a jumble, probably
depending on who paid off whom.
If the 2000 census were used to re-order the
numbering of licence plates, it would look like this: #1
Yellowstone, #2 Missoula, #3 Cascade, #4 Flathead, #5
Gallatin, #6 Lewis & Clark, #7 Ravalli (Hamilton), and
#8, Silver Bow.

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Governor Bullock forms Rapid Response Team to address AIS

Meeting next Thursday in Glasgow

Montana Governor Steve Bullock issued an

executive order on Wednesday declaring a statewide
natural resource emergency for Montana water bodies
due to the detection of the larvae of invasive aquatic
mussels at Tiber Reservoir and suspected detections
at Canyon Ferry Reservoir and the Milk and Missouri
rivers. The signing of the Executive Order triggers the
deployment of an interagency rapid response team to
respond to the emerging situation.
Aquatic invasive species (AIS) are a serious threat
to Montanas critical infrastructure and economy. The
deployment of the multi-agency rapid response team
will work quickly to identify and contain existing mussel
populations, and prevent future introduction to other
water ways, Bullock said. The potential economic,
ecological and recreational impacts for Montana and
our region must be addressed quickly and every effort
must be taken to prevent the additional spread of this
threat.
Bullock has directed the Montana Invasive Species
Advisory Council, Department of Natural Resources
and Conservation, and Montana Department of Fish,
Wildlife & Parks, to form a coordinated Rapid Response
Team to immediately respond to the situation.
Weve been working statewide and regionally for
decades to prevent the introduction of aquatic invasive
mussels into Montana, said incident commander
Matthew Wolcott, who is leading the rapid response
team. With these detections were quickly transitioning
from prevention efforts to a control and containment
strategy to protect Montana water bodies and others
within region.

Montana is a headwater state for three regionally

significant river systems and the economic,
environmental and recreational impacts of an invasive
aquatic mussel infestation has national implications.
The location of the detections, the value of the fisheries
and recreational resources, the proximity to critical state
infrastructure such as hydroelectric dams, municipal
water supplies, and irrigation structures require an
effective and coordinated response.
Montana has prepared for this event and has the
response structure in place, said Bryce Christiaens,
chair of the Governors Council on Invasive Species and
a member of the response team. With the support from
the Governor and of regional invasive species partners,
we have the ability to respond with an intense and
coordinated effort.
A meeting to address AIS concerns will be held at
the Glasgow Elks Lodge on Thursday, in conjunction
with Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks and Montana
Walleyes Unlimited. FWPs Steve Dalby and Montana
Walleyes Unlimited President Elect, Mary Humbert
(she officially takes office April 8th at the WU Banquet
in Glasgow) will head up the meeting.

Join us
as we celebrate the

Holidays
Celebrate the season at our holiday open house and
let us express our gratitude for the privilege of working
with great people like you. Please bring your family
and friends to join us as we say thank you to our
clients, friends and community. Happy Holidays!
When: December 2nd, 2016 from 10AM to 3PM
Where: Edward Jones
54172 US Hwy 2
Glasgow, Montana

Bryan A Krumwiede, AAMS Greg Franklin

Friday, December 2nd

9:00am - 4:00pm
Join us in our Lobby for
Cookies, Coffee, & Cider

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