Author's note

I had planned to name this book My struggle. But then I realised that translates to Mein
Kampf in German. I don't want people to confuse me with Hitler. I'm much taller. Also not
into the whole genocide stuff. Also it translates loosely Meri Jung which is the default title of
every south Indian movie dubbed in Hindi. Didn't they every say it out loud or are they all
Nazi propaganda movies?

Chapter 1
What would you do?
Huh?!
//Obviously I wasn't paying attention.
I knew I should've trimmed them. Note to self: NEVER SHAVE YOUR PUBES. Fucking
prickly shit. Must. Resist. Scratching. Goddamit. Wonder if the conditioner will work there. No
I must save the conditioner. Masi won't come till next year. And buying conditioner is just a
waste of money. But the one she left behind makes my hair obey all my directives. But that's
from Singapore. Everything is different there. Indian products are shit. God my hair feels so
smooth. Also I don't look like a tranny with a Medusa costume. Not that I could ever look like
that. I don't have enough hair. Why the fuck are they falling out? 21! Nobody goes bald at
fucking 21! Maybe it's the dandruff. Why can't I have pubes on my head and head hair on my
balls. My pubes are so thick. So dark. So dense. I would look much better than Kevin. And
that way my balls wouldn't fucking itch so much. Motherfuc
What would you do if you were a girl for a day?
Mastrubate to myself. But I would be a fat girl. I fucking despise fat girls. Burden on
existence. How will I become a girl? Do they really cut your dick in half and fold it inside?
Must hurt
Probably do something I can never do as a boy. Travel in the ladies coach maybe. Or better
yet the ladies special train.
That's actually smart.
What does that mean? I am fucking smart.
Bitch. I was a bloody God in school. Topped every year since 4th grade. Except the 10th
grade. Porn happened then. Also I scored more than any of you in my JEE. Idiots. I'll
challenge them to solve Irodov right now. No that would be pathetic. Besides I don't need
their approval. But they must be shown their place. I'll slip it in later. Subtly.
// I. E. Irodov is a book of problems in physics. It's considered the toughest book in the JEE
circle. I solved 2 out of its 13 chapters. I was obviously delusional about my abilities.
I am Mikhail by the way. I shall be your narrator in this story. I know narration is considered
lazy in writing. But this is my first book. So bear with me. Since you have already started
reading it, I believe you have decided to give me a chance. I shall also serve an interpreter
and a moral compass for the protagonist of this book. Douchey Mikhail. For the sake of
simplicity, Domi. In a nutshell, God loves giving him second chances. But he thinks
otherwise. He is an ungrateful prick. This is his story.
Right now he's walking to matunga station with 2 girls and a guy. Knowing him, he has
mastrubated to both of them by now.