Life can be tricky when you're a girl in between relationships, careers and cities ... and sometimes you have to face some uncomfortable truths. The sparkling fiction debut from comic TV and radio presenter, Anna Daniels.
Life can be tricky when you're a girl in between relationships, careers and cities ... and sometimes you have to face some uncomfortable truths. The sparkling fiction debut from comic TV and radio presenter, Anna Daniels.
Life can be tricky when you're a girl in between relationships, careers and cities ... and sometimes you have to face some uncomfortable truths. The sparkling fiction debut from comic TV and radio presenter, Anna Daniels.
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F ar out, theres nothing like a trip to the family accoun-
tant to sober you up. Ive just spent the last forty minutes calling out figures on faded receipts to Todd Doherty, who promised to get my tax return done asap so Idont have to exist on two-thirds of bugger-all. Whats particularly morti- fying is that Todd and Iwent to high school together, and while hes probably on a six-figure salary hes well aware that Im flat out finding six bucks. Dire is the word Todd used to describe my financial situation, although he did say it with a kindly smile, which Iappreciated. If only Ihad assets that were appreciating. My trusty old Corolla, which Im currently driving to my parents house in Rockhampton, is my sole valuable posses- sionwell, that and my Anne of Green Gables collection, and my kelpie, Glenda. I weave along these wide streets like a dodgem car driver
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with the rink to myself, knowing when Irecount my morning to my bestie, Rosie, Ill get a great giggle from her. Ah, Rocky. Our claims to fame are our wide streets, the fact that trains run down the centre of these wide streets, and that the roundabouts within these wide streets are dotted with statues of fibreglass bulls, as befits the Beef Capital of Australia. Speaking of trains, theres one whizzing beside me now. Ithink Rocky is the only place on earth where trains just seem to sneak up and share the road with you. Its as if one moment theyre all docked at the depot having a cappuccino, and the next theyre tailgating you to Wah Hah Chinese. I feel a sudden wave of nostalgia as Ipass Paradise Plaza and get closer to home because nearly every corner holds a familiar story. Theres the Hungry Jacks that used to be a Cash Convert- ers; the laneway beside the cinema where, as teenagers, wed down West Coast Coolers; and Holy Mackerel the fish and chip shop where we bought dinner on Friday nights. Appar- ently the new owners of Holy Mackerel recently got done for selling drugs over the counter. Can you imagine? Ill have two pieces of battered snapper and five dollars worth of chips. Wink, wink. Still, youd be hard pressed to find more salt-of-the-earth, give-you-the-shirt-off-their-back, nylon-football-shorts-wearing people than those of Rockhampton. Mum and Dad are a classic case in point, though Dad doesnt wear football shorts, thank God. Forty years ago, the two of them started a combined newsagency and after-five dress shop called All About Town. Surprisingly, the combo worked, and eighteen
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months ago they sold up to a couple from Newcastle whod promised to keep the business going but within six weeks had converted it into a waxing parlour called Gone Bush. As Idrive past the old shop building now, a rush of memories comes flooding back. Lenny, Max and Ipretty much grew up in All About Town. Iwas selling Gold Lotto tickets way before Iwas legally able to do so, and my brothers, with their easy access to certain magazines, were very popular at school. My own weakness wasnt so much capitalising on the magazines as the chocolates. Id give them to boys Ihad a crush on. Istill remember the day Mum said, I dont know, Brian, we just seem to always be running out of Mint Patties! Looking sideways at me, Dad had replied, I can tell you exactly where those Mint Patties are going, Denise, theyre going to Paddy Parker, Paddy Wyatt and Paddy Sadler. My brothers had burst into laughter; Id burst into tears and run for the refuge of the back office. Hes always been very direct, my dad. In fact, there are times when his frankness borders on the ridiculous. Just last week, for example, Iwas sitting with Mum and Dad at Bits n Pizzas, Rockys local coffee shop, when Dad waved at someone coming in. Theres old bloody Doug McRaeI thought he was dead! Hes also not backwards in coming forward with advice, even if you havent asked for it and dont want it. Frustratingly, hes often spot on. Mind you, he doesnt always have a very nuanced take on things. Once, when Mum dragged him along to the ballet, he asked her when the dancers were going to start singing. When Mum explained that didnt happen in ballet he said, Well, Ican tell you right now thats not going to last.
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And just last week, when Itold him how much the new mechanic from Brisbane charged to service my Corolla, he promptly declared, Grubs dont always live in the garden, love! If Dads black and white, then Mums fifty shades of grey, and Isuppose thats why they balance each other out. In her own way, Mums just as eccentric as Dad. Istill remember the three of us kids, all squashed into the back of the Commo- dore, careering around these same streets, with Mum yelling at us to stop fighting. Shed then pull up out the front of StJosephs Cathedral and wed troop in after her to Sunday mass, where shed proceed to read from the lectern in what we liked to call her church voice. After mass wed all hop back in the Commodore and recommence fighting. Lenny and Max have both moved away from Rocky but at least Rosie, my crazy best friend from primary school, is still here. In fact, Rosies the only person keeping me sane at the momentI always feel lighter in her company and my mood brightens as Iremember she said shed stop by this afternoon. Apparently one of her patients told her that Mum and Dads new next-door neighbours are moving in this week so shes coming over to check them out. She and Ihave been trying to get to the bottom of whos bought the place ever since it was sold, but not even my father, the unofficial mayor of Rockhampton, has any idea. When Rosie and Iarent playing Neighbourhood Watch, Ive tried to establish a disciplined writing routine these past ten months. Essentially, Iwake up, have breakfast, take Glenda for a run beside the Yeppen Lagoon, shower, then write for three hours, before discussing lunch with Mum.
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My regimen appears to be working because Im almost halfway there with Diamonds in the Dust, a sweeping multi- generational family saga set in the pioneering days of the Central Queensland gemfields. Having set myself the goal of finishing my novel by the end of the year also helps me to justify my decision twelve months ago to leave my semi-glamorous life in Melbourne as a part-time, prime-time TV reporter and move to Port Douglas. At the time Id rationalised it to my Melbourne friends and colleagues by talking about the weather and the hours Ispent commuting. Its just too cold down here, Id told my bewildered boss after she quizzed me about why Iwas leaving. Im from Queensland! Icant hack these winters! In my heart, though, Iknew the real reason Iwas leaving Melbourne was because Id decided Iwas still in love with my ex-boyfriend, Jeremy, whod got a job in Far North Queensland, and Iwanted to rekindle our relationship. Unfortunately, by the time Id moved north three months after wed broken up, hed decided he couldnt see a future for us, and soon after he found the love of his life in Port Douglas. And so, in a heartbroken daze, Istuck it out up there for about eight weeks picking up shifts reporting for WIN TV, before travelling south on the Bruce Highway and ending up back at Mum and Dads in Rocky, licking my wounds. As Ipull into my parents driveway, Im relieved that the keen sense of my heart being wrung like a chamois every time Ithink of Jeremy has been replaced by a less intense emotional seesaw of feeling certain that Im over him one
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minute, and completely lovelorn, having a Debbie Downer the next. Itry to cultivate the former state by steering clear of Facebook, alcohol and anyone who might potentially mention him in passing. Within the comforting confines of Rocky, Ifeel like the heavy cloud of grief is gradually lifting, and the cloak of sadness to which Ive clung is being gently pried away. As Iget out of the car, Glenda runs up to me, tail wagging enthusiastically. Hi, little mate! Isay, giving her a hug. Distracted, she breaks away from me and bolts towards the fence, looking around to see if Im following her. Irealise that the source of her excitement is not my arrival but two men who are standing in the driveway next door. In fact, its all Ican do to stop her leaping over the fence to go and give them a lick. After coaxing a reluctant Glenda inside with promises of liver treats, Ishut the front door and call out, Hey, Mum, it looks like weve finally got new neighbours. Theres no reply from Mum, who Ifind in the lounge room, drumsticks in hand, intently watching an African mans bongo drumming performance on DVD. Since selling All About Town, Mum has gone from one craze to another, and African drumming appears to be the latest. If its not crystals, its calligraphy or colouring in. And dont get me started on CherMums absolutely obsessed with her. Ma! Youre in your African drumming trance again! Isay. No, Im listening, love, she replies distractedly, not taking her eyes off the screen. Well, what did Isay? Isink down into the couch.
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You said theyve moved in next door. I nod and pick up a MiNDFOOD magazine, but its barrage of articles on how to attract money through mantras leaves me feeling flat, and Isigh heavily. Mum pauses the DVD and turns to me. Are you a bit down, love? No, no, Isay, giving her the brightest smile Ican muster. Lucy, whats wrong? Have you heard from Jeremy? No, Ireply. I dont think Ill ever be in contact with himagain. Tell me what it is then, Mum persists. I know some- things troubling you. Im fine, Ma, Ireply. Cup of tea? Id love a cup. Make me one of those Rooibos ones, would you, darl? I nod, head to the kitchen and put the kettle on. After Iget the milk out of the fridge Ipause and stare at the photos of my happy siblings smiling at me from beneath an assort- ment of magnets. There are pictures of Lenny and Camilles beautiful wedding in Sydney beside similarly joyous snaps of Max and Brooke at the launch of Fancy Pants, their new online business selling bamboo nappies into China. Then theres the pics of all five of my nieces and nephews in various poses. Suddenly the milk Im holding feels as heavy as my heart. Are you making tea, Lucy? says Dad, interrupting my reverie as he strides into the kitchen. Yep. Want one? Iask, turning around. Yeah, thanks, he says, then hurries off. Dad seems busier in retirement than hes ever been. Hes always doing stuff at
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the Jockey Club, which is weird because Idont remember him ever being that into horseracing. Then again, he worked pretty much six till six in the newsagency before he retired so he didnt have much time for anything else. What are you thinking about? Mum has come to stand beside me as Igaze absently at the whistling kettle. Whether Ive eaten all those Crabtree & Evelyn choc- chip biscuits. Mum laughs but still looks worried. Oh, Idont know, Ma, Isay. I did my tax with Todd Doherty and its not pretty. Sometimes Ifeel like it was a mistake leaving Melbourne, and its all too late now. Too late for what? asks Mum. Too late to have a career, and to have excelled at just one thing. Lucy, you left Melbourne because producing wasnt what you wanted to be doing, and it was a juggle to combine it with any presenting, says Mum. You were working long hours, and travelling back and forth all that way to even get to work. Plus the rent was ridiculous and the weather was miserable. You left because you werent happy down there. I nod, aware that what Mums saying is completely true. Its easy to only remember the good things in hindsight, Mum continues. Its the same with Jeremy. Yes, you had fun times together, but you also had your doubts about the relationship, which Ithink youre forgetting. I nod again, knowing shes right. You have to stop fooling yourself that things were perfect in Melbourne. Mmm, Ijust think
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You can think too much, says Mum, cutting me off. Just the other day Iread an article by Deepak Chopra, and it was so true what he was saying. What was he saying? How its a waste to live inside your head, and that we should be more like nature, just existing and breathing, and being open to the universe. Ha! Iwent to see Deepak Chopra speak when he was in Melbourne, Isay as Ijiggle the teabags, and he went on and on about how if you followed his advice you could have the perfect body, the perfect mind and perfect health. And he had the most shocking sinus Id ever heard. Mum laughs. He didnt! Yeah, hed be saying how we can command our bodies to overcome anything, and then hed clear his nose like he had the worst dairy allergy known to man. Oh, Lucy, really? Yes, really. So Im not sure you should give too much credence to Deepak, Isay, chuckling, as we return to the lounge room with our teas. So, theyve finally moved in, have they? says Mum, looking out the window just as the sound of a bike clunking onto our front verandah is followed by the door slamming. Whos moved in? asks Rosie, resplendent in lycra, as she sweeps into the room, unbuckling her bike helmet. You, with the amount of time you spend here! jokes Mum. I think Rosie would probably be popping in for an after- noon cuppa regardless of whether Iwas around. Last week she was in the kitchen chatting with Mum for an hour before Iemerged from a morning session of writing in my bedroom
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to find them huddled over the latest HomeHints Direct cata- logue, discussing the benefits of extra-long oven mitts. The two of them have delighted each other ever since Rosie first turned up at our house with a sleeping bag, aged six, and said to Mum, Turn up this song, Mrs Crighton, Ilove it! The song happened to be Mums favouriteChers If ICould Turn Back Time. Rosie also speaks back to Dad with the cheeky familiarity that comes from being one step removed. For me, Rosie has always been a portal to a different world, a world without rules. Ican vividly remember us as children at her parents house one Saturday night, drinking coffee milkshakes at midnight while we watched Flowers in the Attic. We were only in grade three at the time. My parents would have been horrified if theyd known. Her loud, sunny nature is the perfect antidote to my intro- spection. When Iget lost in my thoughts, shes always there, with a torch, guiding me out of the wilderness of my mind. Unlike me, she doesnt care what people say or think about her. If someones an arsehole, shell tell them to fuck off, then forget about it, whereas Ill create a flowchart to under- stand the sequence of events that led to my mistreatment. Mum and Rosie are reading their horoscopes to each other and laughing when Dad bustles in with two different ties draped around his neck. Denise! Denise! Ineed you to focus, he says, clapping his hands and gesturing at two ties. Oh, Brian, for heavens sake, Im just here, says Mum. Blue or red? Red, says Mum. Rosie? asks Dad. Red.
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Lucy? Hold the blue up, Dad, Isay, and then pretend to give both options weighty consideration. Red. Right. Well, Im off to the Jockey Club, he says, putting the red tie on as he marches towards the front door. Youve got a cup of tea you asked for there, Dad, Isay. Too busy! Hey, Brian, leave us your wallet! Rosie calls after him. Get a full-time bloody job, thats the answer for you! Dad calls back, laughing, as the door bangs shut. Yeah, right, as if spending forty hours a week looking into peoples mouths and dealing with kids who eat too many bloody lollies freaking out while Ido their fillings would improve my life, says Rosie, chucking a WHO Magazine onto the coffee table and picking up a copy of HELLO!. Fat chance. So, are there any husbands next door for you or what? I go over to the window and have a proper look at our two new neighbourswho, Icant help but notice, are pretty hot. Iwatch as the shorter one opens a bottle of beer, which he offers to a similar-looking but more athletic man who is talking intently on his mobile. Hard to tell, Rosie, Isay, gazing across the lawn, and getting a jolt when Ilock eyes with the taller, lankier man, who glances up as he finishes his phone call. He looks thirty- something, and has a smile and physique that suggest hed surely be off the market. Icontemplate waving at him, but he walks out of sight before Iget the chance. Shes had her teeth done, says Rosie, holding up a spread of various starlets in Womans Day. Sos she. She needs her teeth done.
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Mum restarts her bongo drumming DVD, and Rosie is updating me on Brad Pitts alleged catch-up with Jennifer Aniston, when theres a knock at the door. Mum stops the DVD again and we all look at each other gormlessly. Hardly anyone we know ever knocks. Were all still sitting there when the doorbell rings. Ijump out of the chair to go and answer the door, only to find the taller of our new neighbours standing on the other side of the screen, smiling. I grin back at him and for a moment we just stand there, flashing our teeth at each other. Hi, Im Oscar Simpson, he says eventually. Lucy Crighton, Ireply, opening the door and holding out my hand. Welcome to Rocky.