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freedom Life in London: Mr. Darcys not so great
JANE WESTER
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
EDITOR@DAILYTARHEEL.COM
Pride and Prejudice train, and hoped it was the
right one.
HANNAH SMOOT isnt always the same Luckily, it was.
When I got to Wales, I
MANAGING EDITOR
MANAGING.EDITOR@DAILYTARHEEL.COM as real life. realized I had booked my
train ticket to the station fur-
DANNY NETT
ONLINE MANAGING EDITOR By Meggie Cruser thest from the theater where
ONLINE@DAILYTARHEEL.COM Staff Writer Pride and Prejudice (the
JOS VALLE play) was showing for its last
VISUAL MANAGING EDITOR Let me just say that I am weekend. Planning trips is
VISUALS@DAILYTARHEEL.COM not a romantic or basic per- my fort! Elizabeth Bennet
ALISON KRUG son in any way at all ever. was a prodigious walker; why
NEWSROOM DIRECTOR Maybe if I say that enough couldnt I be, too?
DTH@DAILYTARHEEL.COM times it will become true. Im (Quick note: That thought
SARA SALINAS pretty sure you wont think did not actually cross my
DIRECTOR OF PROJECTS AND so after I tell you about this mind as I was walking. I
INVESTIGATIONS weeks adventure. am not one of those people
SPECIAL.PROJECTS@DAILYTARHEEL.COM who tries to identify with
Surprise! It involves Pride
ACY JACKSON and Prejudice. Again. In fact, Elizabeth Bennet. Its hilari-
UNIVERSITY EDITOR we should probably title this ous that you thought I was
UNIVERSITY@DAILYTARHEEL.COM
weeks entry, Meggie Once doing that. Im not totally
JANE LITTLE Again Skips Food and Travels insane.)
CITY EDITOR to Other Countries In Pursuit Anyway, I made it to the
CITY@DAILYTARHEEL.COM
of Pride and Prejudice. theater and met two incred-
COREY RISINGER Really, this whole obsession ibly nice Welsh women who
STATE & NATIONAL EDITOR is getting rather ridiculous. had been best friends for 70
STATE@DAILYTARHEEL.COM
Its gotten to the point where years. One of them gave me a
SARAH VASSELLO everyone (including the pro- mint, which proves how deep DTH/MEGGIE CRUSER
SWERVE DIRECTOR Even though Meggie is studying abroad in London, she discovered Mr. Darcy is overrated in Wales.
SWERVE@DAILYTARHEEL.COM fessor) looks at me in class if our friendship was. Either
the words Jane or Austen that, or it shows how gull-
C JACKSON COWART ible I am to accept food from man in the world of literature. he says he helped Kitty and Now, will any of these
are even mentioned.
SPORTS EDITOR
SPORTS@DAILYTARHEEL.COM Im the resident fanatic. 75-year-old Welsh women Girls swoon over him. I used Wickham because of Elizabeth. thoughts stop me from going
But this weekend has who also happen to be com- to swoon over him. Shouldnt he want to be to any and every Jane Austen-
ZITA VOROS
DESIGN & GRAPHICS EDITOR changed my perspective just plete strangers. You know, swooning gets nice because he is a decent related museum, store, play,
DESIGN@DAILYTARHEEL.COM a little bit on the whole Pride It was during Mr. Darcys tiring after a while. Im still human being, not because of movie, puppet show or food
and Prejudice thing. first proposal scene that I not sure where Mr. Darcy and a woman? venue that is available to me?
SARAH DWYER,
Let me start from the had my revelation. The spell I stand, but Im looking at Perhaps Im getting jaded Of course not. Im still just as
ALEX KORMANN
PHOTO EDITORS beginning. finally broke. him with a more critical eye and bitter in my old age. But clichd a fan as ever.
PHOTO@DAILYTARHEEL.COM I was late (per usual), Im not sure that I actually now. Even if he is nice to his Im beginning to wonder how But Ill leave Mr. Darcy to
hungry (per usual) and try- like Mr. Darcy. servants, and does nice things much of peoples love for Mr. Elizabeth; shes a far better
ELLIE SCIALABBA, ing to find my train to Wales. Wow, even typing that was for Jane and Kitty (eventually), Darcy is related to a certain walker than me anyway.
JESSICA SWANSON I asked a stupid question painful. He is supposed to be you just cant get around the scene where Colin Firth wears
COPY CHIEFS about train times, got on a possibly the most desirable fact that he is a rude guy. Plus, a dripping wet shirt. swerve@dailytarheel.com
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TIPS
We are artsy, and know me as the one who yells
a lot in between management
I would kick the back of her
acoustic throughout the day.
ume on an airplane when I
was two to impersonating
theyre exhausting music
isnt. I dont have a ton of
Contact Managing Editor
Hannah Smoot at
Rachel loves artsy and photo. I hope you know I didnt stop the attention- Hannah Montana for a co- spare time, but I value the
me for my fire Twitter pres- seeking after birth. My workers video project in the hell out of walking to class
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with tips, suggestions or
music and Flo Rida. ence, but thats even more family photo albums and DTH office last December, with my earbuds in and my
unlikely than the first option. Thanksgiving stories are lit- Im definitely not known for social graces off. Here are 25
corrections.
By Rachel Jones I guess it makes sense, tered with me in costume my ability to shut up. songs (including American
Assistant Swerve Editor seeing as Im planted on a me playing my way through That being said, sometimes Money by BORNS, Seven
Mail and Office: 151 E. Rosemary St. desk that covers arts and a mini drum set, a violin, I really like to shut up. Or by Rainbow Kitten Surprise,
Chapel Hill, NC 27514 Hi, Im Rachel. If youre a entertainment, that music has a flute; me with my mouth at least not deal with other Sabotage by the Beastie
Jane Wester, Editor-in-Chief, 962-4086
Advertising & Business, 962-1163 reader, you might know me as always been firmly rooted in wide open, shouting at what- people. People whove hung Boys, and many more) that
News, Features, Sports, 962-0245 the girl who used to write the my life. My middle name is ever hapless relative got stuck out with me for more than Im probably not going to skip
Distribution, 962-4115 DTH at a Glance sometimes, Alanis, after the very angry behind the camera (fortu- five minutes dont believe while Im on those walks. I
One copy per person; or the one who interviewed singer-songwriter of the nately, it runs in the family, so Im an introvert, but the ones hope you like them half as
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LETTERS TO office, responsible for the
things they say.
First-Year
to girl to
I am a first-year student Public Policy and
who is passionate about English
student self-governance
woman
and knew it since my first Does Trump need to
day on campus. be called mentally ill?
Immediately, I ran for
Student Congress along TO THE EDITOR:
T
en years ago lets all with two fantastic women Recently, Robert
consider, for a moment, from District 4. Since tak- Friedman wrote an op-ed
the fact that 2007 was
10 years ago I was picked
COLUMN ing that oath, in which we
swore to preserve, protect
piece in the New York
Times arguing that psychia-
T
of Fortune AND Jeopardy, an I am appalled by the that the Goldwater Rule
unprecedented luxury for my he editor-in-chief of sneakers, too. actions of certain candi- prevents psychiatrists from
fourth-grade self. this paper recently Repeatedly he has priori- dates who refuse to take diagnosing a public figure
Right after Jeopardy finished, argued that basket- tized profit over social value. responsibility for their they havent evaluated. I
the house phone rang. My ball is a UNC religion. He recently donated $2 mil- actions as they run in contend that the Goldwater
grandmother, my two brothers At the most recent lion to end police violence, this election season, but Rule needs updating.
and I froze. We answered and ceremony for our shared but if anything this only instead want to be seen as Psychiatric evaluations aim
listened, with bated breath. It obsession, the halftime further demonstrates his the victim. to extrapolate from the
was a girl! I shrieked. I think show was highlighted by the Alexander Peeples pattern of reticence the I am a black man, from a interview to understanding
I did a victory lap around my announcement of a brand- one notable remotely politi- small town, a small school
Locavore Politics real world behavior.
house. One of my brothers cried. ing relationship between the cal donation hes made over and a little money.
Junior history and political sci- Compared to 1964, when
The female-male ratio in my Jordan Brand and UNCs the past 30 years split a neg- One thing you will never
ence major from Daphne, Ala. Barry Goldwater was pub-
household was equal, and all football team. The sight of ligible (for him) amount of hear is me or any cur-
Email: apeeples@live.unc.edu licly diagnosed, we now
was right in the world. UNCs most famous gradu- money between the NAACP rent member of Student have a staggering database
In a week, my sister will turn ate was enough to electrify and a policing institution. Government complain of public information
the Dean Dome, but the decried. He has not done so. Even the accompanying
10. On International Womens about any single circum- about Trumps behavior
energy spiked even higher The only way in which he message hedged the impact
Day, I cant help but think stance or obstacle. in the form of interviews,
when Jordan proclaimed the has interacted with a politi- of the gift by stating police
about the world she inhabits, So to think these student speeches, autobiographies,
ceiling is in fact the roof. cal space has been negative. violence was an issue both
and the one she will, someday, leaders could be led by one etc. Isnt actual behavior a
In the ensuing excite- Instead of taking a stand parties needed to work on,
inherit. Ten years is a big age who cannot stop feeling better guide to diagnosis
ment and internet tomfool- against the exploitation of and that the issue didnt pre-
gap. I watched my sister grow sorry for himself or herself than a persons self-reports
ery there was a significant student labor from which vent the U.S. from being the
up and, in doing so, relived my is hard to imagine. obtained during a psychi-
amount of conversation he profits, he hired Tim greatest nation on earth.
own childhood. My sister is so I challenge those who atric interview?
about both Michael Jordan Beckman, who was fired for The only reason he visited
smart, so good at the subjects are seeking to lead the Professor Friedman
and Larry Fedora. There was pressuring students to play his alma mater for his first
that little girls are assumed to school to be accountable to notes that mental illness
some gentle feting, but the through injuries at Illinois. Chapel Hill home game in
fail. I watch her multiply and the constituency they wish alone says little about fit-
dialogue was mostly positive. When reports of student- seven years was to launch a
divide gleefully will she be to serve. ness to serve. However,
Missing from the conver- athletes committing sexual money-making opportunity.
one of four girls in a 25-person Recently, student the issue is not President
sation was what it means assault ricocheted around The default response to
math class, like I was? Will she, body president candidate Trumps mental state
for UNC to center the best the country, he stayed quiet. complaints like these is to
too, feel so uncomfortable, so Maurice Grier wrote a alone, but his behavior.
basketball player of all time Fedora might not be respon- say that the only responsi-
alone, in the classroom that she letter to the editor about Consider his troubling
and a decent football coach sible for addressing every bility that these individuals
will gradually decry math as a how The Daily Tar Heel pattern of obfuscating the
in our understanding of this social ill, but he has a plat- have is to themselves and
foreign language, unavailable to is negatively character- truth. Setting aside what
University. When we cel- form that he refuses to use. to the game. This is an easy
her as a suitable pursuit? izing him. I think quite the intentional fabrication says
ebrate Fedora and Jordan we If anything, Michael out on social responsibil-
We watch the movies I loved opposite and hope the DTH about his mental state,
are implicitly lauding their Jordan has been even more ity for anyone, but it is a
as a little girl together. How will continue to hold him if he believes those lies,
disinterest in using their egregiously silent. His particularly poor argu-
did I never notice the infu- accountable for his actions. doesnt that suggest serious
platforms for social good. Airness isnt just a mid-level ment given the history of
riating passivity of Sleeping On multiple occasions problems with reality test-
Larry Fedora has certain- D-1 football coach. He is Chapel Hill. The idea of a
Beauty, or the literal incapaci- Mr. Grier has been quoted ing? If so, isnt this a red
ly been the most successful the most significant sports Carolina Way was led by
tation of Ariel, only solvable speaking of his virtues flag about his psychological
North Carolina football figure of the last 50 years, Dean Smith, and he dem-
through her ensnarement of and values. These are val- fitness to serve?
coach since Mack Brown. an owner of an NBA fran- onstrated the capacity for
a mate? I hate Disney, and I ues I think all of Carolina Professor Friedmans
He has won an impressive chise and the first player leadership figures in sports
hate myths about female intel- believes in, but the more piece concludes that we
number of football games billionaire. He has the abil- have to pioneer change.
ligence and I hate any societal substantial question con- dont need a shrink to
and has paired that with an ity to spread influence that From helping integrate
construction that could ever tinues to be: Are those decide whether President
almost complete disinter- even fellow luminaries like UNCs varsity basketball
make my thoughtful, self-pos- values embodied? Trumps mental state ren-
est in using those accom- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar or team to fighting the death
sessed, funny, weird little sister Paul Kushner, chair- ders him unfit to serve:
plishments to give voice to NBA owners like Jeanie penalty and supporting
feel like she is any less deserv- person of the Board of he should be judged on
any other issues. The job Buss cant imagine. gay rights until his death,
ing of anything, ever, than her the Elections, and Luke the merits of his actions,
security that his wins have His response to that Coach Smith lived a life
male counterparts. Cullifer, student solicitor statements, and tweets.
allowed could be used to power and responsibility has that disproved the notion
Ten years ago, I went to New general, were both caught I take this argument one
talk about the dangers of been a silence of epic pro- that athletic figures at UNC
York City with my mom. We making bad decisions. step further: actions,
campus sexual assault, the portions. He has infamously should just stick to sports.
ordered custom pillows off of They have been meta- statements and tweets are
exploitation of student-ath- refused to speak out on We should expect the same
the hotels pillow-room-service phorically crucified by stu- reflective of ones mental
lete labor or even just the almost any issues of social of other UNC figures even
menu, ate huge amounts of dent leaders and have still state.
economic harms of House importance. This is exempli- if we get distracted by find-
pasta and saw Wicked. In a stayed strong.
Bill 2 that his counterpart fied by his perhaps apocry- ing out that our ceiling is
week, Ill fly up to New York Although I agree that Prof. David L. Penn
Roy Williams has cautiously phal quote Republicans buy its roof.
City to meet my mom and sis- their actions were question- Linda Wagner Martin
ter. Well see Wicked, and prob- able, they were quick to Distinguished Professor of
ably eat huge amounts of pasta. admit they were wrong and Psychology
QuickHits
Who knows, maybe a pillow- continued doing their jobs.
room-service will be involved. I hope that certain can-
Time is weird. I dont feel, didates learn to make criti- YAFI provides Chapel
after all, so incredibly distinct cism their friend as I and Hill with quality satire
from that 9-year-old who wan- numerous other leaders
dered New York City with her #NoMoreTests History, alive Not just waves have done. TO THE EDITOR:
mom. I still love pasta; I still I am excited to serve in Dear YAFI:
This is a down thumb to Could you imagine if UNCs In our marine science Wednesday YAFI is
know every word to every song the upcoming administra-
every midterm held on the history department was classes we learned about even better than Fridays
from Wicked; Im still slightly tion no matter who the stu-
last day before entirely instruct- how cool waves K-Board.
intimidated by the sheer scale dent body president will be.
Spring Break. ed in a living are super cool. Question:
of New York. I still depend It is high time some people
1) All tests are history format? After leaving What will we do for qual-
completely upon my mom for stopped caring about their
stressful. 2) It Your professor class we were ity satire after one of you
advice and inspiration. Then, perception and just sought
ruins the optics walks in the first like, it would graduates and the other
I didnt have the consideration after what is right.
we are going for. We want day in period-appropriate be fitting to listen to Kanye falls madly in love for-
of a younger presence, looking Again I challenge The
to hear the Bell Tower ring attire, pitches a tent, and Wests song Waves. But ever?????
to me for advice. Daily Tar Heel and every
on Friday, throw our papers demands you write on alas, Kanye is now the worst.
I consider, now, how my student at Carolina to hold
in the air and sprint out of parchment or tablet. We are Is the guilt of supporting Gene Matthews
attitude and my aspirations your student government,
Hamilton Hall like we are not endorsing this AT ALL! It him worth the enjoyment Class of 71
will shape her conception and the candidates for
in some 1980s teen movie. is just funny to think about of listening to his music? It
of herself. What kind of
#NoMoreTests #SpringBreak it actually happening. probably shouldnt be.
role model will I be for her?
Hopefully, one like my own SPEAK OUT
mom: smart and self-assured Spraang Breaak Another round Sneezy WRITING GUIDELINES
and empathetic and always,
Please type. Handwritten letters will not be accepted.
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